This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things | Arma 3

[@RubixRaptor]

I feel like I made this video an eon ago then promptly forgot it existed. Thankfully at some point I remembered it was real so have some logistical and piloting mishaps! Thanks for stopping by!

[@eggman4519]

Hey rubix, love your videos, keep up the great work!

[@stevenhussey9228]

Ain't gonna lie quail I think um we don't talk about quails flying but yes loved and you inspired me to get arma 3 so thx and have a great day rubixraptor

[@Azr365]

I miss haarp😞

[@billyfauve]

does the media guy have a youtube channel ?

[@admiraljet8111]

This not as bad when i got nuked when playing Anastasi

[@alphaandomega4422]

And this is why quail are FLIGHTLESS birds This video contains: evil councils 1:09 mad heli pilots 1:43 war crimes 2:53 screams of terror 3:30 off-camera atrocities 8:52 unexplained Phenomena 5:19 AT hijinks 6:05 6:52 7:10 7:40 mass truck drops 8:04 and explosions of varying intensity and hilarity 4:05 4:40 5:32 6:28 7:05 7:15 In short, a standard Ignis operation

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

not to mention that during said mass truck drop, you can hear Through The Fire And Flames" in the background.

[@alexfrost2799]

Sometimes I wonder if Ignis constantly makes stupid decisions that gets everyone killed just for the memes. I also wonder if they can out-chaos and out-stupid ZF Clan

[@nicklasfalkenbergandersen9251]

ZF are stupid, but Ignis somehow surpass em on every level

[@dj11o9er]

Ignis is a band of glorious warriors whose power is beyond our comprehension. ZF are just a buncha morons playing games :)

[@DeafLord18]

@Gemini both fail objectives after too many friendly fire incidents. Also too many doodles on map to coordinate operations.

[@welkingunther5417]

@@DeafLord18 Sounds like a good time

[@snow1marco]

@@DeafLord18 hey! That’d be insulting if any of them could read!

[@daleky1218]

1:01 "I moved all the way to Czechoslovakia to avoid the debt collectors" this man went back in time before 1993 just to avoid them

[@TheAKgunner]

And the debt collectors STILL found him!

[@redjive_industries3760]

Ignis are canonically time travelers so this checks out

[@willy_b_coyote]

Jay: “HOWDY! As you may know, the group I play with is a little off...” Me: *”A LITTLE!?!”*

[@TheRealFrozenFire]

Understatement of the EON

[@gaiusmarius4209]

i love how he was like "there are however TWO groups which are even MORE deranged... and did NOT mention Cyphers.... "goon platoon" OORRRRR the SCP known only as: "Tails"

[@Voron_Aggrav]

@@gaiusmarius4209 just means that they weren't able to outperform those two on this occasion

[@binglee8000]

Indeed

[@Capcam442]

Didn’t he make a video calling Ignis a threat to the universe which is true

[@haonsuni8146]

I feel like if Logi went on a strike in ignis it'd be like the french revolt, but with demonic entities and a fuckton of tank flipping

[@TheAKgunner]

Most definitely.

[@jonhg92]

The council demands heads to roll.

[@astrodreamer946]

You could probably make that concept into an SCP op.

[@ElFeN69WoLf]

Ignis’ efficiency might go up...

[@88thdeathkoregrenadier68]

do you remeber wich video they made the portal in? i want to watch it but cant figure out wich one it is

[@mcduck887]

ah yes, Ignis, the most chaotic arma group you can find on this planet

[@brucethewise-bruce]

Yea let's send them all to war and see if they make it back

[@swordart7729]

are they recruiting?

[@mcduck887]

@@swordart7729 no clue, actually don't play Arma

[@brucethewise-bruce]

@@swordart7729 ummm no idea I'm in the discord but I don't pay attention if they are I won't know check there discord

[@swordart7729]

@@brucethewise-bruce is it the one in the description?

[@lukejanysek6369]

The level of love I have for Ignis and Jay is as infinite as the chances that Ignis gets into some new chaos each video. Love your work and thank you for the fantastic video!

[@rawkth5996]

So 100%+?

[@CaptainRhodor]

When the people who make sure you have what you need and get you where you need to go are the insane ones of your group, things can only end well XD Also it's nice to see that Quail is continuing his trend of being JUST responsible enough to get into important positions but chaotic enough to ensure that said positions are a total fustercluck

[@opossumactual3432]

HOWDY is such a strong yet chaotic way of greeting people. When someone says howdy you know something has gone wrong.

[@erik3259]

8:48 god that scene was wonderful a whole platoon climbing over a wall

[@TheFacelessStoryMaker]

Raptor: "That had to be the worst insertion I was ever a part of" Quail *Jack Sparrow voice*: "But you were inserted?"

[@steelrage4459]

Commander: our forces need to take this objective, who do we have in the area. Officer: Uh...well...Ignis Core...sir. Commander: Oh god help us.

[@dranreb9176]

I live in Czech Republic and yes, this is exactly how every plane looks in here. 2:01

[@HerrHloz]

Ne asi 🤣

[@legoeasycompany]

I love that Ignis is the group that hears a BMP on the other side of wall, sees it blasting said wall, and still climbs over it :)

[@dj11o9er]

Tbf they engaged Arachnids in melee combat with fists and baseball bats. They probably wanted to challenge it directly

[@Warlordrex5]

When logi and air are combined all I imagine is someone like quail being questioned on why he’s pushing a “daisy cutter” out of a plane and saying: “Well they request munition resupply but they didn’t clarify.”

[@therogue353]

I mean it just makes sense. In a MilSim game where most people are having fun running around shooting baddies, the guys who *choose* to do logistics and transportation are gonna be a bit odd. This is not a diss on logistics, I fucking love logistics

[@Akira_Apostle_of_Ina]

Couple things- 1. I have a feeling this is only the beginning of Logi's revenge for the pain they have gone through during certain Ops. 2. Please tell me Quail has had his pilot's license revoked?

[@DarkDodger]

Also, has anyone actually seen his license? And if so, was it drawn in crayon, on a napkin? I have suspicions.

[@Voron_Aggrav]

@@DarkDodger mean there was the question if it was luck or not

[@julianhayes9043]

Considering that this is Ignis I wouldn't be surprised if Quail somehow was commended for his actions

[@amraniussilber5244]

@@DarkDodger this imply a meaning that Ignis accepted quail's license to begin with... which is worse lmao.

[@kappakappa1307]

@@julianhayes9043 aaa

[@cyrilcoufal]

Czech guy here, so many things are so accurate to the Czech military in this video :D and if there would be any more Czech missions, I would love to play too.

[@ASE_DISSENTER]

Man our military is just chaotic

[@wolfyboy]

2:28 impossible. weren't you a part of AT LEAST one military insertion where EVERYBODY died in less than a minute? XD

[@Voron_Aggrav]

Mean at this point we probably can make a video purely on clips where he says that 🤣🤣🤣

[@wolfyboy]

@@Voron_Aggrav true dat. XD

[@patus588]

Ah yes, the power of Ignis in which as long as everything is going well something bad always has to happen

[@datoevans1596]

imagine being new at Ignis and u get asign to one of those groups... incoming severe trauma will be reduced to ZERO :D

[@Voron_Aggrav]

Sink or swim, if you can't swim well you're in the wrong place anyway 🤣

[@bricenray7997]

8:08 “You know our motto, we deliver!

[@PenumbranWolf]

I love the idea that the tank was blasting music so loud that enemy troops could hear their doom.

[@fhdnrixnrusnk3803]

Logi is what happens if the government spent all their money of trucks

[@notthed6534]

Based government

[@Ultimus31]

TRUCK WEEK, BABY 🚚

[@neonbatteries4389]

5:06 poor quail is trying everything he can to avoid being court martialed

[@Scott.E.H]

I like how completely unhinged Ignis operations are. Lots of arma stuff I see are people taking shit WAY too seriously. Definitely prefer the way you boys handle things.

[@MrMonkey11]

There is a reason flightless birds are not able to FLY!

[@notthed6534]

My man really started the video off with a "the floor here is made of floor" type sentence.

[@mightymidget1306]

My favorite running gag of Ignis is most definitely "TERRY TAKE A PICTURE OF IT!"

[@Zeithri]

The Logi team is incredibly accurate to real life it's uncanny.

[@anarchyandempires5452]

I love how one winged Angel plays every time a tank shows up.

[@ThatGuyInTheBack007]

That definitely gave me a chuckle each time.

[@openthinker6562]

7:53 I’m pretty sure that if that happened in real life, his pants would be ripped clean off from the speed alone 😂

[@chickendude1695]

3:16 This is clearly just a normal camera, however as the Technical operates at a quantum level he altered it (blew it up) by observing it

[@Kirkmaximus]

Gwad, the editing in this video is top tier. From the international flight sketch to the well placed boss music; to the death screams of the troops. The fact that a major studio hasn't hired him yet is their loss and a serious gain for his YT fans. XD Thanks for the short, but fun video Jay.

[@d00mg4ze]

The Sepheroth theme playing over the tanks fucking slays. That should simply remain the sound of enemy armor rolling onto your position.

[@ziwrex5557]

As a Czech I have to say this is my favourite episode.

[@mkosmala1309]

"I know the group I play with is... a little off." In other news, water is wet, fire is hot, and every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes.

[@Khornecussion]

Quail before flight: " My instruments are gone. " Mid landing " WHOA MY INSTRUMENTS ARE GONE. " Bird brain.

[@canvas520]

You know the more of Jay and Cypher I watch, the more I believe that anyone being part of Ignis is like jumping into a deep fryer and immediately turbo drying in an air fryer.

[@jacobpeterson4071]

Hey it's my favorite content creator on youtube! Hope you're well Rubix always great to see what you put out!

[@warbrand2]

Oh you should really make Logi an enemy in an upcomming op. they once again summoned evil, pulling mechs, tanks, demons all because someone didn't fill out the right form. Everyone needs to push their way through the logi's army just to fill out the form then everything stops being hostile.

[@jester4057]

As both a Czech and an Ignis member, i feel like i can safely say that this pleases Glorbodesh

[@cccvc5615]

“Quail non of the people you dropped off are alive”. “That’s kinda funny”-quail

[@YoGaming11]

I can't wait to see this hilarious channel blow up. Jay, you are a 10/10 KZbinr with amazing editing!

[@davevwav]

As a Czech, I can confirm this is how our Military works.

[@TheAKgunner]

5:22 Quail had that coming.

[@kabob0077]

5:23 That's like a Care Package Kill right there.

[@wildi1687]

"I moved all the way to Czechoslovakia to avoid the debt collectors" and somehow still ended up in Virolahti, which is in Finland :D

[@Boot72]

8:00 okay that's pretty awesome

[@squirrelonmapletree]

I'm just amazed at the assortment of ... personalities. What a group!

[@davidlivingston9169]

Pretty sure the whole “opening a portal to hell” was actually YOUR FAULT, cause your guys couldn’t earn the requisition needed to pay back the loan on those Knights!!!!

[@lazerjayzer9981]

“To be fair, your helicopter did have camo” I spat out my fucking drink

[@tinywhale3954]

I like how you voice trails off after quail blames the other helicopters camoflage

[@crawler6019]

I'm glad that the "Take a picture of it Terry!" is still a thing.

[@Average_Yandere]

4:08 that dude was *Splungered*

[@randombassist1180]

I think the best repeating bit is "TAKE A PICTURE OF IT TERRY!" lmao

[@darkninjacorporation]

Ngl Logi looks kinda fun. There’s something about taking a job where you’re intended to support the guys in front with stuff like vehicles, transport, and artillery… Then just ending up stuck on the frontline yourself lol

[@kabob0077]

1:23 I am strangely reminded of Aldaris... Amusing.

[@frankieperson1275]

Its like an outer body experience when we switch camera view while rubixraptor is still in the shot.

[@starsilverinfinity]

The distant one winged angel bits broke me XD

[@matusbarantal7630]

3:47 , its a beloved vz58.

[@RoughGalaxyYT]

you know when you end up in a coughing fit from laughing so hard within the FIRST TWO MINUTES... it's gonna be a good time.

[@Bricriu-gj9dd]

Are you really sure that THIS is the reason why you can't have nice things?

[@TheRealFrozenFire]

This entire video is just a collection of "[Insert Name] made a mistake that has doomed us all." moments.

[@Retrocidal]

Nice to see people having fun on Arma still :)

[@tankbreaker8880]

I like to think that the camera that the cameraman is holding is a special edition camera with a built-in rocket launcher for self-defense and he keeps pushing the wrong button 😂

[@Scientist118]

When the logistics guys will somehow manage the realm of Hell a lot better than Satan himself. Makes you wonder if Charlie would love these guys.

[@Welleher]

2:47 that's what she said

[@berfmerp4904]

I feel bad for jinx every time you pan over to his pov. Funny still seeing his entire body becoming a living pile of shredded human.

[@de4dxace849]

I've been looking forward to this, ever since I've seen every other Ignis member upload it

[@rogue0117]

You should make like epic montage video, with like this metal rock playing in the back, tanks rolling in, tactical soldiers (you guys) tactically taking down threats, air crafts coming in full strength. Like a Michael bay film but better. And then at the end we could see the bloopers and horrors you had to go through into making it. I know damn well the ignis corps wont take it seriously when they get the chance.

[@pumpkinperryFOX]

Terry: Im here to take pictures and take lives. *And im all out of film*

[@SmeliqtPi4]

You guys got fucking lit up like mad! Is there even a Czeck army left after your operation?

[@that_Dominic_guy]

“That was the worst insertion of my life” -Jay, that’s not going away 😊

[@wallamazoo01]

not gonna lie, there was a wholesome ad with two girls blowing up dad's car and they gifted him with coffee in bed as a "we're sorry." Logi should have done the same.

[@arthur3739]

0:29 yet you wouldn't get anywhere without them (-3-)

[@Blackwolfufk]

"A Casualty filled hell scape" Isn't that every Ignis ops?🤣

[@DarrenMalin]

that ammo crate landing on you hear cracked me up lol :)

[@pabloteixido2155]

You know very well everything is fubar when the iginis flying boi and the logi guys show up

[@Doug464]

The algorithm has blessed me with a funny arma man's Get subbed to and keep up the amazing work

[@alexmullins1765]

Rubix I got arma specifically because of your videos and while it has a learning curve, I find it amazing!

[@TimtBaggins]

7:04, I just see in chat: *Flossing intensifies*

[@spartanstone837]

The camera man firing off a submachinegun was great

[@Guardian-lz5rk]

And that was the most chaotic Ignis video yet. And that's saying something

[@wolfyboy]

*XLR plays in the background* jay: "there's a civilian crawling towards us!" Terry: "keep 'em COVERED!... Keep 'em COVERED!" Jay: Terry stop, you're scaring h-" terry: "KEEP 'EM COVERED!"

[@L0stEngineer]

If you were real mercenaries, I'd instantly hire you ... To fight for the other side.

[@HeadCannonPrime]

I love how in all these videos you kill like 1 bad guy every time.

[@nickorlove7848]

MY new favorite episode, just amazing. Lets hope the council keeps there dark magic strong.

[@jeanmarcsadaillan925]

The music at 8:03 rings a bell but I can't quite remember what it is. Any idea? Great vid as usual tho 😎

[@steventon7451]

Have you found out?

[@jeanmarcsadaillan925]

@@steventon7451 unfortunately no..

[@steventon7451]

@@jeanmarcsadaillan925 damn thanks for replying.

[@TheAlmightyToaster01]

Through the fire and flames

[@jeanmarcsadaillan925]

@@TheAlmightyToaster01 love u

[@jonhg92]

That picture of a regular Joe in the forklift has some serious ominous vibes to it

[@HeroAndReporter]

A peaceful deployment turned into a waking nightmare? I didn’t know Commissar Ciaphas Cain got a video game.

[@owenparris7490]

"You DARE threaten the Council?!?!?"

[@martingrayson]

An Arma Op is never without a violation of the Geneva Checklist.

[@musicalarmageddon3926]

New favorite confused person is Jinx. Just a vibe

[@hpcrewsmith22]

“Two specific branches” I immediately thought either Scorch, Quail or Tails.

[@agent_dex8996]

At this point I'm pretty sure quail is an embodiment of chaos.

[@elementalgamer0732]

I think Shephow or Mallard made a video on this op, so most of it has been spoiled for me. I do look forward to seeing this from Jay's perspective. OK, I'd like to reaffirm Quail is not responsible for that mid air collision. It was whoever was piloting that jet, they distracted the driver. Also, the logi helicopter did start lifting right as Quail was flying overhead. I also didn't hear any radio warning. Quail deserves an apology and a bag of Tyson BBQ chicken strips.

[@jordanrix5435]

I'm surprised they weren't exchanging their insurance details🤣🤣🤣

[@jaba9850]

I could finally see how the army of my republic would fight in conflict. It would be a pure chaos .