The Cursed ArmA Experience | Ignis' Bizarre Adventure

It was just another peaceful day in Ignis until Tails decided to trip and fall into the cosmic machination that allowed the corporation to transverse the dimensional planes between operations, creating a maze of horrors that operators needed to brave through in order destroy Tails and his horrible creations. There was 9 layers in total, some got more screen time in the video than others!
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Main Mods Used:
COXHOUND (This is where most of the cursed stuff is from)
Devourerking's Necroplague Mutants
Grimdark Armory
MGSR
Operation Trebuchet
RHSAFRF
RHSUSAF
There is Only War Mod
Armungus (Thank you Devourer for making this lmao)
Map used:
Virtual Reality
ChipTune Song Used in the Intro: 8 Bit Seas by HeatleyBros
Scorch Racing Theme: Speedy Speed Boy by Initial D
Song used for the Tractor: Stormtroopers by Sabaton
Outro song: Perséphone - Retro Funky (SUNDANCE Remix)
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[@Jay_Rainstorm]

I've said it before, imma say it again: Tails is built wrong.

[@tristenlafer6026]

And you're goddamn 100% right.

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

Constructed incorrectly

[@TheGreatJinx]

Good comment.

[@Aqua_Sol]

built in an unorthodox fashion.

[@nuru666]

When Tails was made, the manual was in Chinese and he was put together by a guy who speaks Portuguese and he did it in the dark.

[@oligb1469]

The words "cursed" and "Tails" are so interchangeable on this channel I'm surprised "Cursed" isn't Tails's legal middle name

[@WerewolfHelljumper444]

Goes tails have a YT channel?

[@oligb1469]

@@WerewolfHelljumper444 No idea it might be in the description?

[@bloodmournethefirst1935]

“The Tails ARMA experience”

[@TheAKgunner]

I am 100% convinced if you locked Tails in a room with nothing but an anvil, when you came back five seconds later, the anvil would be broken, missing, and eight months pregnant!

[@WerewolfHelljumper444]

@@oligb1469 check not their

[@Crybaton]

Clearing a minefield with Ignis was one of the most surreal / dumbest experiences yet. 40 people charging headlong into their death with no disregard for goblin life. Like a hoard of idiots speedrunning Minessweeper any%. With medics sparced out over the field, crying and dying from mine suicide induced spash damage.

[@An_Alias]

Poetry in motion

[@omegawolf2589]

This is making me think this sort of thing is what Ignis goes through for training. Just to give the new recruits a taste on what’s coming and what joining Ignis will be like.

[@smeagol1381]

I would laugh crazy for I am Sméagol and I must have the precious

[@adamuser3968]

That's the tutorial? Well count me in!!!!

[@Micha1989pl]

There is nothing that can prepare for Ignis. No training is able to simulate the sheer abount of bullsit per second that is happening in these ops.

[@TonyAbyssWalker]

what do you mean this is the kind of shit i am looking for , this ain't training THIS IS LIFE MAN xD

[@alannatherson7721]

Ignis gets training?

[@curlyfries7540]

7:43 We now know Jay has the among us font pack installed somewhere on his pc. god save his soul

[@gibbongaming6338]

Welcome to another episode of: will Jay’s torture end? And the answer today is……….. No he is still suffering with the disease called losing brain cells

[@sir_crowly4962]

what cells :D

[@versatile4218]

I'm waiting for the episode when all that's left in his head are synapses, not even neurons, and he devolves into a hairless ape with nvgs

[@notdog-san7933]

Bold of you to assume he still has any brain cells left to lose

[@medium0sizedALT]

cause of disease: Ignis Corp

[@DarkDodger]

"The stairs to hell go down, not up." From where you just were, hell is a major improvement.

[@TheAKgunner]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@walnut6684]

0:36 You know it's cursed when some divine power is trying it's best to stop it

[@RevanRA]

No amount of holy water can ever cleanse mine eyes of the cursed awesomeness that have befallen them this day.

[@RubixRaptor]

This edit made my brain hurt a little, hope you enjoy! Attempted to include all the stuff we used for this in the description, TLDR the Coxhound stuff is unhinged. Edit: Sorry for calling Dutch Danish at 2:40. In my defense the person speaking Dutch in this is Danish!

[@Excailbur0191]

It actually hurts me in general But it was chaotic and funny But that rifle even if don't fire it, the people will still make them non-existing

[@connorcombs2597]

Love your videos always makes my Friday’s great

[@Uniformtree000]

My lord, next op it should be yall vs Kreig without a comminsar

[@scarman1009]

That was the most dark energy I have ever seen in my life

[@marcus4046]

All i know is my brain interacts when you say Howdy by telling me "Yeah this guy about to have A time good or bad don't matter a time shall be had!"

[@starbruno769]

At this point, I'm positive that we could stick Ignis in a big box and they'd still somehow cause chaos

[@rjhogan07]

Well, yeah, that’s actually a sure fire way to make sure they cause chaos even sooner as some amount of them try to figure out a way out of the box (and proceed to hurt themselves and everything/everyone near them) and the other amount start up fight clubs that devolve into massive brawls.

[@TheAKgunner]

If we stuck Ignis in a room for five minutes, each member getting nothing but an anvil, the anvils would all be either broken, missing, or pregnant! Except for the anvil given to Tails. That one would be broken, missing, AND pregnant!

[@thedyingmeme6]

@@TheAKgunner the anvils would somehow All be either just Gone or so horribly warped you would think "How the fuck."

[@TheAKgunner]

@@thedyingmeme6 That’s true.

[@Fluff_gobocat]

I gotta say it, ignis is a Euclid SCP

[@bobjoe3968]

Playing sabatons "stormtroopers" during the tractor cannon part was indescribable

[@reconab12]

@8:39 "Simply dodge the bullets." :Stubbo, a poor man who was wiped from existence after failing to follow his own words.

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

It was Arma saying FUCK YOU almost IMMEDIATELY after that

[@reconab12]

@@kriegertechpriest7011 indeed, made me laugh immediately

[@thetacticaltemplar1482]

A tractor with a ZU-23 strapped to the top pushing through a breach in a wall to the sound of Stormtroops is probably one of the funniest and at the same time badass things I think I have seen.

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

Now imagine that but with either Steel Commanders, or Future Of Warfare.

[@hyperion-tl4jh]

They are embracing the blitzkrieg

[@TheAKgunner]

It’s the most Ignis thing I’ve ever seen!

[@CaptainRhodor]

The muffled Sabaton while blasting away with the AA tractor techie perfectly encapsulates the complete and utter chaos that this op was XD Also, despite how painful this must have been to edit, your production value is sky-high as always! Also also, nice to see that Provins is still a total fucking hellhole XD

[@thedyingmeme6]

what song was the AA tractor??

[@CaptainRhodor]

@@thedyingmeme6 The new one. Stormtroopers

[@liamc9998]

@@CaptainRhodor, as absurd as thing were, it was a rather fitting choice of song.

[@justpeaches7530]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/haCbeWisirCAos0

[@thelastnightmanner2945]

STRIKE AT ZERO HOUR WITH OVERWHELMING FIREPOWER

[@somethingorsomething315]

I feel like Tails is just this cursed demon that somehow got into the higher rankings of Ignis. I also wonder if the fursuits heads were a touch for the furs in Ignis. Anyway, this was the dumbest shit ever and funny as all hell X3

[@openthinker6562]

Remember, tails got turned into a demon that one WW2 op. He was never properly exorcised…

[@randomncrsoldier7162]

Patrolling the ethrial realm’s almost makes you wish for a quick death

[@joke3146]

5:22 Sabaton's "Stormtroopers" reference detected. Good if you're listening to a Sabaton, but if you're not-start to.

[@x3fm690]

"turned into an esoteric nightmare where we tried to kill one of our members, tails" oh please when does that not happen can you really name one video where you don't have a good reason for targetting tails

[@Terry-Tuna]

I can hardly believe its been close to two years since I joined Ignis. I wouldn't call it the best decision of my life, but I'd certainly call it pretty damn close. Unless I change my mind, then I would call it that.

[@thedyingmeme6]

Bold of you to assume it _wasnt_ the best decision of your life

[@KingDerpy13]

The muffled Sabaton mixed with a Tractor with a damn AA gun strapped to the top, manned by a furry, is some of the best shit I've ever seen.

[@rafengamer6296]

I thought that was a combine soldier.

[@TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube]

PROTO GANG?

[@Micha1989pl]

"Recreation of some of the events we had". All i heard was "Yo dawg i heard you like PTSD so we put PTSD into yout PTSD so you can go nuts while you go nuts! Also poor Tails... He deserved it.

[@zigzaghyena]

7:50 Iron legit sounded like an intercepted radio transmission from a horror movie.

[@insanegiant1506]

5:20 "STRIKE AT ZERO HOUR, WITH OVERWHELMING FIREPOWER!!!"

[@Baldwin-iv445]

Out of this whole mess the only thing I could fully comprehend is the fact that you played Stormtroopers by Sabaton and I respect that.

[@razorrocket2200]

I will say this is an instant "Add to Favorites" video for me. and the last thing I expected to see in Arma was... well just about everything in this video. But its Ignis so just an average Tuesday afternoon,

[@ZachTheAudioWizard]

I absolutely love the fact that Sabaton was playing lol

[@exodus9941]

I never noticed, but he used Sabaton in the intro when the guy was screaming on the ZSU. Stormtroopers is what it was, good shit Jay.

[@Ultimus31]

The fact that the modded in fursuit models for the soldiers look actually pretty good is both not surprising in the least and something I never expected to see in Arma.

[@justusbladetooth]

Agreed, it's weird, funny, and cursed. It's hilarious how furry mods seem to be suddenly appearing everywhere now, and I'm just like. "Wait, they made what?"

[@kraigisboss]

@@justusbladetooth At this point there are much worse things to deal with than furries. [frankly, I've never had a strong opinion on them until I've gotten friends that are furries and it's pretty chill] I'm kind of glad the internet as mellowed out about furries more because let's be real the edgy anti furry posts stop being funny and turn cringy after maturing

[@justusbladetooth]

@@kraigisboss In this day and age, live and let live. I enjoy furry stuff, and I let people enjoy their anime gals.

[@kraigisboss]

@@justusbladetooth Cheers I'll drink to that

[@aleclewis471]

@@kraigisboss indeed my friend

[@AJMWfilmsfan]

That was nice he added a sabaton song in when the tractor started firing in the beginning (edit) the song is called Stormtroopers by sabaton

[@Onebadty]

Did I hear Stormtroopers by Sabaton at the beginning of the video

[@Mattboomone]

Eyyyy noticed it too, entire new album is some good shit

[@Onebadty]

@@Mattboomone Lady of the dark is now one of favorite songs from the Album

[@Excailbur0191]

Me too

[@hoagyboy7642]

5:19 I RECOGNIZE THAT SONG!!!! XD I'd be scared of Ignis corp too if that was playing in the background!

[@OSKL_GamerHalo]

Never thought I’d hear sabaton’s stormtroopers in a video

[@Southern_Crusader]

You guys bring the old Gmod Madness vibe to Arma 3. I half expect you guys to start using gravity guns against each other.

[@darkjack37]

Ignis Inspection Day must be a wild ride to be on as either the CO, Zeus, or as an soon to be annihilated civilian.

[@Drak_From_The_Healer_Tribe]

This entire op feels like a fever dream

[@PrepCookDemon]

I'd like to think that Ignis Corp is just an interdimensional mercenary/company that's hired to do the most random and dangerous Ops ever, ala doctor who or quantum leap style. I'm loving it.

[@commanche235]

Hey jay, this was literally posted right before my birthday as it’s happening in less then 24 hours. So with that said, thank you so much for this as it’s kinda like a birthday present from you, I’ve thought about joining Ignis but I’m not active enough online due to me not having WiFi to be able to regularly attend so I just haven’t. But yah thanks for all the amazing videos that entertaining all of us and for posting this video today right before my birthday lol

[@silbernehand_]

Jay, I wish to say thanks to you and the crew. I picked up on your channel just two weeks ago, but man, I wish I had done that sooner! Your content really helps me through a very hard time of my life (thanks to critical depression) and always cheers me up in moments, where nothing else could. I wish you and your teammates only the best. And wow...Sabaton in your Arma 3 Video? It's like a dream come true ^^ Besides, "Stormtroopers" is my favourit from the newest Album (alongside "Lady of the dark" and "The unkillable soldier") and it really fits to your squad.

[@JaxonJaker]

So this is what happens when you give Tails to much power, you have made an oopsie.

[@trungeldorethemagicbear7196]

these MTF units are getting pretty excessive with their gear lol Edit: this is a wild containment breach scenario change my mind

[@Coiledboat]

I knew where this was going after seeing a certain sign

[@nafjon1]

Sabaton as well! 🤘🏻 Awesome vid as always!!

[@EnergyBurst2]

Seeing all those destroyed burned out vehicles brought all the repressed memories of the Battle of Provins flooding back to me, so thanks for that Jay.

[@benjaminhersh1345]

0:22 YO THAT WAS STORMTROOPER BY SABATON, BEST SONG EVER!!!

[@maxernium]

2:40 that's Dutch not Danish, it's actually a friendly greeting in our language

[@Meeuw02]

Sure…friendly

[@thebetterman8027]

0:21 the song here (i think) is "stormtroopers" by sabaton keyword being i think

[@e-san6111]

I love how this is essentially Ignis Corps’s recruitment ad. Because we’d all join in a heartbeat.

[@Waskomsause]

4:06 - Ah yes, the most elite trooper. The Toaster.

[@thecoolhaloplayer5122]

3:16 that shot was so strong it kicked the video quality down THE POWER OF ARMA!!!

[@thorne6477]

I really like this concept. A mil-sim featuring Ignis's best hits blended into one coherent (or semi-coherent) sequence, keeping the flat sim-box style boundaries. Out of universe, it lets people relive the chaos of the past, but in universe, it lets new recruits train in even the most outlandish circumstances

[@MrAldari]

That Tractor has to be the most cursed shit I have ever seen.

[@haonsuni8146]

The Half Life, "My god what are you doing!?" keeps replaying in my head watchin this

[@arbiter4]

Jay's videos always makes me feel better i swear

[@Kirkmaximus]

Outstanding editing Jay! It was worth every ounce of sanity you lost. :D But seriously, putting in the Elden Ring reference was pure gold. Thanks again for showing us another one of your wacky operations!

[@Kazen169]

"confusion" made manifest. Jay why you do this to yourself? we love you.

[@openthinker6562]

Idea for an op (inspired by the thumbnail and what’s happening in the east): A group of farmers in an nondescript Eastern European nation being invaded by an even bigger nondescript Eastern European nation have to find and supply as many military vehicles scattered around and deliver them to (and use them with) a local militia! Totally not inspired by the true events of some total Chad farmers with tractors towing tanks in Eastern Europe!

[@kaden-sd6vb]

a tractor with an autocannon turret haphazardly mounted on top manned by a screaming furry charging into a chokepoint is the perfect situation for Stormtroopers

[@sonofjack6286]

It is now March 25, 2023. It has been exactly a year since this came out and we need another one of these.

[@einpatriot373]

0:22 did i hear the stromtroppers? yes it is cuz i have heared that song like 300 times by now XD

[@ginger7288]

I love seeing people use my group's COXHOUND mod it is a real treat when we see people use it.

[@acanadianpumpkin]

"Simply dodge the bullets" Promptly gets vaporized

[@beverniousb5992]

I lost my shit when that makeshift cannon started blasting and Sabaton starts playing

[@platformerfailure3257]

The concept behind the tractor with the mounted gun is that the enemy can't shoot you if they're dying of laughter.

[@Crybaton]

As always, I appreciate the use of Sabaton

[@iljastalberg5610]

You see divine intervention, i see a tzeentch machinations and some laughter with birds voice

[@cakeinyoface6]

I'ma keep it real with you chief, you didn't have much sanity to begin with.

[@zerosfan]

The title is most of Ignis but, more pure in form...... yeah

[@markfreeman4727]

i love that new sabaton song the tractor was playing

[@conradshtock3039]

The muffled chorus from Stormtroopers is still my favorite part.

[@charlestheblacksummoner7816]

5:23 sounds like my kinda party.

[@splat20]

Speedy Speed Boy is a great choice @4:03 a great eurobeat song without being either Gas Gas Gas or Deja Vu. Truly Rubix is an editor of surpassing taste.

[@memeregimemethetesonii8091]

I liked how you justified pausing on the among us subtitles. You earned that bit, proud of you.

[@derpapotamusrex1964]

Tractor with gun: *pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew* Sabaton: *muffled Stormtroopers* Tractor with gun: *morepewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew* This was my favorite part honestly...

[@SpringDavid]

I think it has become clear that some entity was doing anything in it's power to stop this event from happening, my only fear is _why?_

[@scouseleemini1]

@ you gotta love it when stormtroopers by sabaton starts playing over the sound of a giant frick off .50Cal

[@aleclewis471]

To be honest I thought the video "My Group Has Become a Threat to The Know Universe." was the peak of Ignis chaos, but I now know I was wrong...very...wrong

[@jasonshine6699]

Some how the only way I get out of bed is by watching your content I love it keep up the good work

[@Loispealz34]

That ZsU on the tractor isn't cursed. It is absolutelly blessed

[@Grinch556]

I heard the Sabaton song in there, stormtroopers from their most recent album

[@awsomesauce8011]

Such an amazing op, PTSD simulator.

[@HMSHOOD1920]

Poor Iron, sounded so shocked and scared when they found him.

[@AlexNightingaleFF]

I love that a map I believe Red from sorensics unit made was used here I saw that last map and just did a double take! Also great video Jay X'D

[@mazobojo]

I love the editing for the intro. Very clean and well thought out.

[@slavacernarus7083]

6:29 The Soviet Union sending Red Army soldiers to clear a minefield.

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

Penal legions *Cough cough*

[@sonofjack6286]

1:54 And Quail's already lost it. I think he has some sort of trauma with Provins. 2:16 You don't run from Provins Jinx, you fight until it is won

[@toniintoast4759]

Found your channel a few months ago while browsing around and it’s easy become one of my favorites. Love the content man, keep it up!

[@gaiusmarius4209]

seems like the Second Battle of Provins wasn't QUITE as scarring as the first but that may just be compared to all the other INSANE BS that happened on this op, like my god, it was heinous.... and hilarious thanks for the many giggles :)

[@BananenBaron]

I just listened to Stormtroopers and in the Intro i thought that my KZbin is breaking down or something when i heard it

[@Xavier-dw7kr]

5:19 Appropriate Sabaton use

[@FireStorm_117]

A history of Ignis? No wonder the servers didn’t work, the Bohemian Gods themselves didn’t want to unleash that!😂 Edit: the souls music and tank have me dying. Ignis is incredible, you lucky, unholy SOBs!

[@jellybellyjason4438]

I honestly love your videos man. they're so well edited, your funny and you've got a good group of friends. So glad youtube blessed me with your channel while I was scrolling scp vids at 3am

[@garretnachowicz442]

Whenever I hear sabatons stormtroopers, I will think back to the valiant furry on a heavy machine gun. Thank you.

[@cucadefrijoles735]

I don’t know what happened. But I’m here for it.

[@lucajohnen6719]

that muffled Stormtroopers...

[@norbertomurillo4565]

My personal headcannon for Ignis is that they are a group of shapeshifting immortals who’s shapeshifting sucks in that it takes a day to shapeshift into anything else but luckily it’s not too difficult to hold a new form and they don’t commit too often to battles because they’ve been alive so long they’re kind of bored of fighting and dying all the time.

[@jakethesnake3593]

5:25 Are they listening to Sabatons new stormtroopers song? Based.

[@slydel914]

Everyone chill till *TRACTOR CANNON TM* arrives

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Bizarre indeed

[@nomad8994]

bro your video edits get better every upload nice job man

[@kostyantyn536]

5:25 when the white furry was in the turret did I hear sabaton’s Stormtrooper’s? Lol