"THIS IS YOUR EX GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE!?"

[@h-l7962]

First house was like a rainbow 6 siege map 😂

[@afronight]

I swear to god, the first house was procedurally generated like it popped up in the backrooms or something. The angles are like some sort of 4th dimensional entity tried to model a nice summer home after cthulhu's noneuclidean crypt r'lyeh

[@GENXJOPLIN]

I'm a Chicago native and often find myself in some of these misc suburbs like burr ridge and I swear to you that 99% of homes in that town and it's surrounding areas look exactly like that it's the weirdest shit

[@TeamOneDay]

Summer home of Madness.

[@Titantitan001]

Dude i swear to you after early 2000s they started actually using programs to generate home plots quickly

[@DelmiraVesna]

What a poetic description! 😹👌🏽

[@MsDasnake]

My dad built the first house. It took like 15 years and was never finished. My mom would try to take him to open houses so we could live in SOMETHING and he sat in the car and pouted exactly the way Nick did at the end of the roast.

[@smeaglerG]

I was a realtor for 10 years and a complete fuckin prick. This is gold.

[@cooladam9930]

This is how I imagine every newly built suburban house looked like leading up to 2008

[@broggully]

"you buy this from a guy named Wulf that believes in Bell Harmonics and stuff.." 😂

[@ElronHumpperdink]

10:45 “Wassa matta? You tryna sell the house that WE GREW UP INNNNN?!“ 11:39 Better be a World Peace 2 skit

[@martingarricks6209]

this would be perfect WP2 material, like the house party sketch

[@ElronHumpperdink]

@@martingarricks6209💯percent

[@007DapperDan]

The man cave with the cardboard coorlight 12 pack boxes cut and pasted to the ceiling. What . The. Fuck?

[@doublewide8938]

IM PLAYING BEER WITH MY BEER DRINK FRIENDS

[@Mister_Clean]

"I'm playing beer drink with my friends" Lmao, Nick is actually a comedic genius

[@shannonm.townsend1232]

can't believe the comparatively low low prices of homes outside CA

[@UpstairsReserve]

First house is the definition of a McMansion. Designed on the cheap, built on the cheap, sold for the maximum

[@zachadam92]

They want the show to be done well so much so that they cap the house request so ppl don’t waste $. I love this they wanna be able to at least give a semi effort to provide respect to viewers it’s very cool!

[@Balonishell]

WITH A CAR YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT

[@omartorres508]

I’m in Jacksonville Florida watching this fucking video lmao

[@user-zw4wh1tm9x]

Nick: Look at this Jet: Doesn't look up

[@Y1001]

The new mexico house, Nick forgot property taxes on that 17 acres....

[@tarvitsenapua]

I wish I lived anywhere near a $300,000 house 😪

[@Ryan-xq3kl]

blame your dad

[@keithchamp]

Think it, dream it, break into it.

[@tarvitsenapua]

@@keithchamp i'm doin it fah my dowtah

[@SitKid721]

Tell your mom It's time to find a new dad with the better job

[@GyroGarrison]

@@keithchamp Dindu, nuthin, shieeeeeeet.

[@SassyUnicorn86]

The idea of nick not getting out of the car is hilarious

[@jonvia]

There are some very cool properties in New Mexico and Southern Colorado. Great mix of ecosystems there.

[@falkhornfalk9201]

19:44 *Trump voice* "Somebody's getting milked"" LMAO

[@GenericInternetter]

05:06 Nick's acrobatics lol

[@Sam-qn4ly]

The second house is in a pretty dicey area lol, hopefully it's on a nice street

[@PhantomFilmmaker-jd9ho]

@5:06

[@masocre]

the shower at 23:13 🤣

[@siryizzur]

jet really showing his rotten attention span in this clip

[@RubSomefastOnIt]

no shit, the last person i would want to decide even a door stop in my house...

[@x_angelology_x]

Please review haunted homes

[@clownhouse_party23]

Nick and Sims KZbinrs have the same opinions and idk how to feel

[@thedragonbroke]

Jet staring at his phone while Nick riffs is kinda weird

[@lol_work]

Right. Nick is hilarious and jet is giving his faggot ass the coke shoulder

[@augiegrant524]

He's reading chat

[@bitchslappedme]

He's reading chat and donations

[@Oblio1942]

Yeah I dont want to ride the motorcycle I just wanna stare t it

[@superturkeylegs]

Blue Pearl Cabinets with brass handles would be so fat

[@Homus1337]

Playing beerdrink with my friends

[@martingarricks6209]

10:44

[@denmun9722]

Spellcraft... But damn, if it isn't funny as hell

[@fahrenheit9646]

Good clips man 🏖️

[@uberwarlocker]

I'm genuinely at a loss with home ownership, I'm at that step in my life now, but the caveat is that I'm going through an FHA and putting down %3.5 with the seller covering closing costs hopefully. With self cap set at No more than 250k (approved for 350k) with a single income. Any broad reccomendations you guys could offer?

[@papsphin]

Yea, accelerate the economic decline. Or keep dreaming.

[@uberwarlocker]

@@papsphin geez man, you're a hoot at parties aren't you?

[@papsphin]

@@uberwarlocker if you have watched any of Nick's stream you should know everything is way over valued, do not buy. There's your party trick

[@uberwarlocker]

​@@papsphin yeah fair, i just piss off the realtor when i view houses right now.

[@The-xp4xj]

have you considered suicide?

[@JonDaly19]

Where do I send In the house I’m potentially looking for?

[@sacklive]

Catch their streams Tuesday Thursday 6pm est

[@Bassmasterwitacaster]

I was the first person to dislike this video

[@AMCguy]

Why

[@Craytonex]

that house look like the R6 siege house

[@tarvitsenapua]

I wish I lived anywhere near a $300,000 house 😪

[@quentlusk6178]

Move to ND. Houses are so fucking cheap here. Absolutely fantastic wages too.

[@jigglypuff3311]

​@@quentlusk6178 what are the wages like? I live in the poorest part of the country and the crime's been getting worse the past 5 years

[@BingBong3.13]

Move.

[@BingBong3.13]

​@@jigglypuff3311 move.

[@SosukeAizen748]

​@@BingBong3.13it's easy to say just move. Not always easy to save up to bounce if the area is expensive or wages are shitty.