I swear to god, the first house was procedurally generated like it popped up in the backrooms or something. The angles are like some sort of 4th dimensional entity tried to model a nice summer home after cthulhu's noneuclidean crypt r'lyeh
@GENXJOPLIN Жыл бұрын
I'm a Chicago native and often find myself in some of these misc suburbs like burr ridge and I swear to you that 99% of homes in that town and it's surrounding areas look exactly like that it's the weirdest shit
@TeamOneDay Жыл бұрын
Summer home of Madness.
@Titantitan001 Жыл бұрын
Dude i swear to you after early 2000s they started actually using programs to generate home plots quickly
@DelmiraVesna Жыл бұрын
What a poetic description! 😹👌🏽
@MsDasnake Жыл бұрын
My dad built the first house. It took like 15 years and was never finished. My mom would try to take him to open houses so we could live in SOMETHING and he sat in the car and pouted exactly the way Nick did at the end of the roast.
@smeaglerG Жыл бұрын
I was a realtor for 10 years and a complete fuckin prick. This is gold.
@cooladam9930 Жыл бұрын
This is how I imagine every newly built suburban house looked like leading up to 2008
@broggully Жыл бұрын
"you buy this from a guy named Wulf that believes in Bell Harmonics and stuff.." 😂
@ElronHumpperdink Жыл бұрын
10:45 “Wassa matta? You tryna sell the house that WE GREW UP INNNNN?!“ 11:39 Better be a World Peace 2 skit
@martingarricks620910 ай бұрын
this would be perfect WP2 material, like the house party sketch
@ElronHumpperdink9 ай бұрын
@@martingarricks6209💯percent
@007DapperDan Жыл бұрын
The man cave with the cardboard coorlight 12 pack boxes cut and pasted to the ceiling. What . The. Fuck?
@doublewide8938 Жыл бұрын
IM PLAYING BEER WITH MY BEER DRINK FRIENDS
@Mister_Clean4 ай бұрын
"I'm playing beer drink with my friends" Lmao, Nick is actually a comedic genius
@shannonm.townsend1232 Жыл бұрын
can't believe the comparatively low low prices of homes outside CA
@UpstairsReserve27 күн бұрын
First house is the definition of a McMansion. Designed on the cheap, built on the cheap, sold for the maximum
@zachadam92 Жыл бұрын
They want the show to be done well so much so that they cap the house request so ppl don’t waste $. I love this they wanna be able to at least give a semi effort to provide respect to viewers it’s very cool!
@Balonishell Жыл бұрын
WITH A CAR YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT
@omartorres5085 ай бұрын
I’m in Jacksonville Florida watching this fucking video lmao
@user-zw4wh1tm9x11 күн бұрын
Nick: Look at this Jet: Doesn't look up
@Y1001 Жыл бұрын
The new mexico house, Nick forgot property taxes on that 17 acres....
@tarvitsenapua Жыл бұрын
I wish I lived anywhere near a $300,000 house 😪
@Ryan-xq3kl Жыл бұрын
blame your dad
@keithchamp Жыл бұрын
Think it, dream it, break into it.
@tarvitsenapua Жыл бұрын
@@keithchamp i'm doin it fah my dowtah
@SitKid721 Жыл бұрын
Tell your mom It's time to find a new dad with the better job
@GyroGarrison Жыл бұрын
@@keithchamp Dindu, nuthin, shieeeeeeet.
@SassyUnicorn866 ай бұрын
The idea of nick not getting out of the car is hilarious
@jonvia Жыл бұрын
There are some very cool properties in New Mexico and Southern Colorado. Great mix of ecosystems there.
The second house is in a pretty dicey area lol, hopefully it's on a nice street
@PhantomFilmmaker-jd9ho7 ай бұрын
@5:06
@masocre Жыл бұрын
the shower at 23:13 🤣
@siryizzur Жыл бұрын
jet really showing his rotten attention span in this clip
@RubSomefastOnIt8 ай бұрын
no shit, the last person i would want to decide even a door stop in my house...
@x_angelology_x2 ай бұрын
Please review haunted homes
@clownhouse_party23 Жыл бұрын
Nick and Sims KZbinrs have the same opinions and idk how to feel
@thedragonbroke Жыл бұрын
Jet staring at his phone while Nick riffs is kinda weird
@lol_work Жыл бұрын
Right. Nick is hilarious and jet is giving his faggot ass the coke shoulder
@augiegrant524 Жыл бұрын
He's reading chat
@bitchslappedme Жыл бұрын
He's reading chat and donations
@Oblio1942 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I dont want to ride the motorcycle I just wanna stare t it
@superturkeylegs Жыл бұрын
Blue Pearl Cabinets with brass handles would be so fat
@Homus1337 Жыл бұрын
Playing beerdrink with my friends
@martingarricks620911 ай бұрын
10:44
@denmun9722 Жыл бұрын
Spellcraft... But damn, if it isn't funny as hell
@fahrenheit9646 Жыл бұрын
Good clips man 🏖️
@uberwarlocker Жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely at a loss with home ownership, I'm at that step in my life now, but the caveat is that I'm going through an FHA and putting down %3.5 with the seller covering closing costs hopefully. With self cap set at No more than 250k (approved for 350k) with a single income. Any broad reccomendations you guys could offer?
@papsphin Жыл бұрын
Yea, accelerate the economic decline. Or keep dreaming.
@uberwarlocker Жыл бұрын
@@papsphin geez man, you're a hoot at parties aren't you?
@papsphin Жыл бұрын
@@uberwarlocker if you have watched any of Nick's stream you should know everything is way over valued, do not buy. There's your party trick
@uberwarlocker Жыл бұрын
@@papsphin yeah fair, i just piss off the realtor when i view houses right now.
@The-xp4xj Жыл бұрын
have you considered suicide?
@JonDaly19 Жыл бұрын
Where do I send In the house I’m potentially looking for?
@sacklive Жыл бұрын
Catch their streams Tuesday Thursday 6pm est
@Bassmasterwitacaster Жыл бұрын
I was the first person to dislike this video
@AMCguy Жыл бұрын
Why
@Craytonex Жыл бұрын
that house look like the R6 siege house
@tarvitsenapua Жыл бұрын
I wish I lived anywhere near a $300,000 house 😪
@quentlusk6178 Жыл бұрын
Move to ND. Houses are so fucking cheap here. Absolutely fantastic wages too.
@jigglypuff3311 Жыл бұрын
@@quentlusk6178 what are the wages like? I live in the poorest part of the country and the crime's been getting worse the past 5 years
@BingBong3.13 Жыл бұрын
Move.
@BingBong3.13 Жыл бұрын
@@jigglypuff3311 move.
@SosukeAizen74811 ай бұрын
@@BingBong3.13it's easy to say just move. Not always easy to save up to bounce if the area is expensive or wages are shitty.