This Isn't Funny - Ozzy Man Reviews

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[@PocketBrain]

Give that Beluga a fish, dammit, he earned it!

[@SILVERK5]

That's the one that caught me !!! This does not seem to be a pool or a trained Beluga !?! Is this a wild animal that brought back the phone ?!?!

[@fantomas4935]

​@@SILVERK5why are you yelling at us? You need to chill out with the punctuation. Yes, this is a wild animal.

[@Greezy_DZ]

@@SILVERK5 I believe that is Hvaldimir. It was a beluga that people think was trained by russians to spy and got released and interacts with people in Norway

[@Greezy_DZ]

pretty wild I just learned bout him not too long ago

[@michael2636]

​@@Greezy_DZwho asked?

[@sofnsad]

A mates hubby left his phone on the roof of the car. Off he goes into town, phone goes....somewhere. He drives home, puts a block of wood on the roof of the car about phone weight. Off into town... When the wood flew off the roof he stopped, found the phone in the gutter. Still works....

[@Rainbowgrrl]

Genius!

[@Creadeyh]

Why would you put your phone on top of your car ? Don't they have pockets ???

[@scankhunt4206]

@@Creadeyh no cars have doors and boots. your thinking of pants lol

[@davidburke2132]

@@scankhunt4206my car has pockets in the doors and the backs of the front seats 🤔🤷🏼‍♂️😜

[@Splatterpunk_OldNewYork]

2000 IQ move.

[@KonDragon008]

In the full clip with the wild beluga, it had playfully taken the phone from them, accidentally dropped it in the water, and then retrieved it and handed it back. It's so freaking wholesome.

[@AmityvilleFan]

So I not just dreamed that.

[@klashnacovak47]

How did it hand it back with no hands?

[@darb4091]

It was probably expecting a cake with a file in it as compensation.

[@irgendeinname9256]

​@@Luciddreamer007 why would the girl take it with her mouth?

[@ftroop8462]

First rule of gun safety: every gun is loaded First rule of phone retention: it will end up in the water. Not might...will.

[@katieandkevinsears7724]

The phone I watched this on has been in once already...with a cracked screen!

[@bubeable]

We say "every gun has to be considered loaded" But if you're living in america you could be right over there.

[@argentum530]

@@bubeable An unloaded gun is nice to look at but useless as a gun, might work as a hammer or a club...

[@nannie2846]

My sister had a bad habit of putting her phone in the back pocket of her jeans. Her hubby bought her a new Samsung phone for Christmas on year. On New Years Eve, she had gone to the bathroom and guess where her brand new phone ended up?? lol She learned her lesson after that. I never have carried my phone in my back pocket like that.

[@thedownwardmachine]

Second rule of phone safety: never point your phone camera at someone whose reputation you’re not willing to destroy.

[@ruggedlemmings9163]

I remember when I was a kid I would just disappear for an entire day with my friends. No one knew where we were or what we were doing, they just have faith we'd show up again at the end of the day. If some people these days leave their house without their phone they'll be having a panic attack by the end they reach the end of their block.

[@disavowalf3351]

Never keep your phone in your back pocket or you will be deeply f*cked when you forget & take your trousers down to use the toilet…is this the voice of experience?!? Might be, might just be!!!

[@Rainbowgrrl]

I used to work in a phone repair shop and guess what the most common(by a country mile, mind you) reason was that people brought their phones in for repair from was? Yep… and yet, dya reckon that I learnt NOT to do the very same thing myself? Nope… 🤦‍♀️

[@Speednote10]

I read that as "forget to take your trousers down to use the toilet" and had all sorts of questions.

[@DomoKuchikan]

Are you writing this while sitting at the toilet? 🤣

[@lucyhoneychurch5679]

Happened to my daughter at Glastonbury. She took a photo (on her friend's phone) of her phone wedged in a turd. The insurance wanted proof of loss and I sent them the photo with a sensitivity warning.

[@shaunmoneil]

Isn't that the stupidest thing? The number of times I've fumbled my phone and yeeted it across the room .. but the €120 special was the trip from the bog to the floor.

[@SirEtrigan]

Split second there where that girl *almost* put her hand right down into the fryer after it.

[@mattw7949]

I was afraid the phone was going to explode and shower her in hot oil. Ozzy wouldn't do that to us though.

[@wizardsuth]

That's an example of the cerebral cortex overriding the limbic system.

[@magikjoe3789]

I've seen the results of that exact thing happening, albeit to recover an engagement ring that had slipped off and into the fryer. Horrific.

[@sherparoyale]

@@magikjoe3789 nooooo… please say more!

[@kevinfoster1138]

LOL I saw that too, the arm movement towards the fryer. Maybe she felt the heat and remembered "can't do that"

[@GIBBO4182]

2:02 I think we’ve all done something similar! I remember being on the phone to someone, and looking for my phone at the same time! 😂

[@suchnothing]

Just a couple days ago I was trying to leave for somewhere but was pacing all around my apartment trying to find my phone, but it was in my hand the whole time.

[@christophermerlot3366]

Been more than a couple of times that I've gone looking for my glasses just to realize that they're on my face.

[@RainWelsh]

The funniest one that’s happened to me is when my friend phoned me, and midway through the call started going on about how she couldn’t find her phone. And my stupid arse was just coaching her through finding it, like “well, where was the last place you remember seeing it? Retrace your steps and go from there!” After a distressingly long time, I went “hang on, didn’t you call me on your mobile?” In our defence, we were very tired.

[@tinbanger66]

I don't know how many times I've jumped off the boat, only to quickly throw my now wet phone back on the boat. Rice works usually, but they will still rust and die soon.😢

[@thecatrizable]

Yesterday i throw a plastic bread to the trash but i throw my bread instead 😅

[@statboy11]

I used to work at a theme park. It was common to kick people out for having their phones out on rides. They don't understand how much damage they could do if they dropped it from a ride pulling 100mph, and it hit a person.

[@belaMajstor78]

I always thought that it was the part of fun to dodge flying phones when spinning

[@Ozymandias83]

In the same way a skydiver doesnt keep pace with the jump aeroplane, the phone doesnt maintain the velocity of a rollercoaster. Both are affected by gravity though.

[@statboy11]

@@Ozymandias83 a sky diver has 10000+ feet of being affected by air resistance and gravity to stop there forward momentum. A phone on a roller coaster has 20-100 ft. Also terminal velocity of phone dropped straight down is still enough to potentially kill, if the victim develops a hematoma. The Batman ride in 6 flags St Louis had to install a cover where the line for the ride went under the ride, and close a merch stand. After a flying phone narrowly missed several peoples heads and punched a hole through the wooden wall in the back of the stand.

[@axhed]

@@statboy11 holy shit

[@ak99uk]

It probably wouldn't break if it hit a person, don't worry.

[@Reofenja]

I'm always amazed at the amount of people who decide to take their phones anywhere near bodies of water.

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

That's why I love having a waterproof phone... To not use it while being near water

[@northernsnow6982]

You would also be amazed that thousands of ships full of people are on the ocean daily. There's over 1 million people, just on cargo ships, at any one time. Lots of them have phones.😮

[@WoohooSight]

And i'm always amazed by the amount of people risking their lives trying to recover it.

[@CNC-Time-Lapse]

The only time I've ever lost a phone was when I jumped in the pool... with my phone in my pocket. ugg... :(

[@TB-ModelRR]

Or how much money they spend on those phones. Silly amounts, silly.

[@UndeadBrett]

Cargo Pants solve alot of these issues. Too many people wearing gym shorts/leggings these days instead of proper heavy duty trousers with velcro straps to keep whatever's in your pockets from falling out.

[@Rainbowgrrl]

I don’t know how cargos went so out of fashion honestly, they are the best kind of kit EVER!! Much harder to find these days though 😢

[@powers1776reset]

Yep, they can call them “tacticool” all they want, but lookey who has never lost a phone, or wallet, or smokes, or keys! I might be lying about at least one of those things though, but not the phone.

[@Matt_Alaric]

It amazes me that so many people trust incredibly expensive phones to loose pockets on lightweight clothes.

[@geoffletkemann653]

I still wear cargo shorts! Love them, and you are correct, you don't lose anything. Fashion be damned! Shame though the fanny pack was always made fun of, I never wore one, but I think they would be very useful too.

[@drrf6476]

I only wear cargo pants these days. Haven't lost anything so far :)

[@adamhousden6349]

I have literally spent the last hour walking around an overgrown fishery looking for my phone, it was on silent, which didn't help.....drove a few miles back to my mates place and it was on the chair where I left it, I come indoors onto KZbin and this is the first suggested video to watch......

[@TB-ModelRR]

$2000 phones, $5 dollar pockets.

[@sherparoyale]

Priceless

[@TB-ModelRR]

@@sherparoyale 😆

[@sfraser66]

$1 brain

[@Qui-9]

Never trust your phone to dollar pockets. Never.

[@reignman30]

Well there's the problem.

[@riparianlife97701]

When I was in Junior High, they gave us each an egg, signed by the teacher. We had to take care of it for a week without breaking or losing it. I had no idea what we were being prepared for.

[@jenniferryersejones9876]

lol!

[@Isaac_132]

This comment should have way more likes.

[@jenniferryersejones9876]

@@Isaac_132 My high school wasn't doing this when I started there, but my older sister had to do the parent an egg thing.

[@DukeDarkshadow]

Did you actually have to carry it around at school at all times or could you just leave it alone sitting at home all week?

[@jenniferryersejones9876]

@@DukeDarkshadow All times, whether you were at school or not.

[@keith32482]

New fear unlocked: Mountain Fence Tunnel

[@VoxoR]

Nightmare fuel that is

[@alidolally4851]

Soooooo with you…. 😫

[@R.Sole88109]

My favourite is the phone going missing when you've put the bugger on silent.🤬🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Gh3ttoboy]

I Hate when that happens i had it happen to me multiple times at work since my work cloths dont have pockets or i have to cut the pockets open

[@scottyno03]

Find my iPhone or a tile will solve your problems!

[@adamb89]

I just leave it on the charging pad all day and only pick it up if I need it for something.

[@ryanebrecht5651]

I'm convinced that social media has made phones want to jump out of pockets and end their exitance. ✌

[@itsmyboardwhotalk]

you mean they became self aware and immediatly killed themselves? actually a good theory that makes so much sense now

[@AmityvilleFan]

The beginning of AI-revolution!

[@ted.angell7609]

They’re smarter than their users, and trying to save civilization

[@willythemailboy2]

You're not cynical enough. Social media was created by phone manufacturers to sell replacement phones.

[@Vikingwerk]

I miss the days before we carried $1200 fragile glass trinkets everywhere.

[@Kyrelel]

I miss the days when people were not stupid enough to pay $1200 for a phone.

[@Vikingwerk]

@@Kyrelel Well, phones these days are more powerful than the computers we had in the 90’s, so I can understand the cost, I just think it’s insane we take them *everywhere* as if they were not that expensive.

[@memphisdaniels3218]

​@@VikingwerkThat is essentially the whole point of them, though. It's the fact they are easier to break than a newborn baby that is the problem.

[@reggielewis4096]

I can't believe the amount of people who don't buy flip cases.. protects your screen and reduces slippage from pockets

[@allasar]

@@Vikingwerk Really? Because my phone costs like $300 and it does exactly the same things as a $1600 one. I can lose my phone 5 times and still come out on top.

[@davideaston6944]

Give a beluga a fish, and he's not hungry for a day; give a beluga a cell-phone, and he can order Uber-Eats his whole life!

[@CyndieAmala]

Aw that Beluga was darling 💗

[@Boston_Freak_Flag]

I crushed a phone when I was changing a tire and left it in the strut tower , lowered the jack and that's all she wrote . Flashlight feature deactivated 😆

[@Boston_Freak_Flag]

@aaakkk112 😆 Ever leave a phone on the roof of your car , couldnt find it , then months later find it pancaked on the sode of the road ? That was a weird one 😆

[@thenotanclan]

DESTINATION F****D

[@Boston_Freak_Flag]

@@thenotanclan Yup ! Military rated phone and case ... I emailed them and said get f******d

[@Boston_Freak_Flag]

@aaakkk112 Are you old enough to remember the phone clips for your belt and sh*t ??? I looked SO cool 😆 (joking)

[@Boston_Freak_Flag]

@@aaakkk112 🤣

[@alexsilva-vn7jc]

I dropped my first Nokia in a bucket of soapy water in a supermarket circa 2000. I remember the perfect dive, the plop, the minimal splash and the ensuing terror and heart ache. After operation disassemble, rice, radiator, repeat, repeat,repeat, it went back to work!

[@Rainbowgrrl]

Miss those old indestructible bricks!!

[@Tjalve70]

I remember hearing about a guy who was fly-fishing for salmon in Finland some 30 years ago or so. He lost his Nokia phone in the river. One or two days later, he saw it sitting on the bottom of the river. It was still turned on, and had like a dozen lost calls and unread text messages.

[@Mortthemoose]

​@@Tjalve70wow!

[@NellFace]

​@@Tjalve70 text messages didn't exist 30 years ago. Nice try.

[@estheraida5101]

@@NellFace30 years ago from today 2024 is 1994. Nokia came out with Nokia 1110 in 1992 which was capable of sending and receiving text messages. Nokia 2110 was released in 1994 was capable of SMS-enabled text messages. I had a Nokia that I accidentally dropped in a sink full of water. I dried it with a towel, restarted it and the missed calls and messages were still there.

[@andreasbenning]

I'm ashamed to confess how dear I hold that silly device of mine! I almost dropped mine from the top of the St Peters chrurch in the Vatican, it slipped around in my hand but I managed to catch it. Still, I stood there with cold sweat breaking out, staring at the phone in my hand like I didn't believe I actually caught it! As far as I see it, that was the one freebie I got, next time I do anything stupid it will be lost!

[@dmhiix]

If there is a patron saint for not dropping your phone, you better pay up.

[@andreasbenning]

@@dmhiix I'll check the bible to see what is said about that. 😄

[@pyrpyr5Wolf]

My dad is a construction worker. At the time of Nokie 3310's he had one he dug down on the construction site(by accident), found again with a metal detector, cleaned up, good as new. Then a month later he dropped it in a bucket of concrete. Cleaned, good as new. Then he dropped it in the fish pond at home. Dove in, dried it, good as new. That phone survived EVERYTHING until he left it on the belt of an excavator that is 😂

[@KarenSumbo2666]

2:03 it reminds me of the situation "where's my glasses, do you see it?" Then my friend said, "you're wearing it Karen!" 😂😂😂

[@wls64]

Good one, Karen 😅

[@memphisdaniels3218]

Did you demand to speak to a manager?

[@frostdemen1]

'Just locked my car, keys in hand' Where are my keys I lost 'm!!!!!!

[@Isaac_132]

@@frostdemen1 That's not funny. I was looking for my motorcycle keys, thought I dropped them. They were in my hand. My excuse was the thick leather gloves I was wearing and I had my wallet in my hand. That my story and I'm sticking to it.

[@johnlucas6683]

Silly Karen.

[@BenIsANerd]

"Bargains on Facebook marketplace" 😭

[@dumbideas3361]

I would laugh at these people but I lost a phone to a lake whilst on a paddle boat. It was not funny.😅😅

[@pablojacome5201]

Well, probably it wasn't funny for you, but think about the joy you brought to someone else that saw it xD

[@JayMH409]

Yes it is.

[@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394]

It's funny for me.

[@triciax79]

Really solid finish there with the phone falling POV. Excellent as always lol 😂

[@reggielewis4096]

that boss is probably devilishly laughing "haha thats what you get for using your phone at work" 😂

[@Sheepish89]

I remember a time not too long ago where phones were just for emergency's and most people didn't have one... I miss those days.

[@frostdemen1]

I'm still living 'm

[@1Thunderfire]

The bit I detest the most is when you go on holiday and you see people taking a million snapshots that will get uploaded on Facebook and never seen again because they get buried under everything else. Just enjoy the moment, guys!

[@Sheepish89]

@@1Thunderfire Or go to a concert and watch it through their phone... You can do that from home already lol

[@frostdemen1]

@@Sheepish89 Or whip their phone out to record an accident instead of calling emergency services

[@1Thunderfire]

@@Sheepish89 I'm not a concert-goer myself but yeah, I don't get that either.

[@Atite_Lometen]

This video just reminded me how much I hate people.

[@davegoldspink5354]

Definitely people and fu

[@aardvarkbiscuit2677]

You need reminding?

[@madarab37]

Im feeling pretty smug about not paying for an overpriced Iphone.

[@frostdemen1]

Same

[@adam__smith]

ditto. Flip phone for as long as I can.

[@DHxJarsyl]

I would intentionally throw my phone in the ocean if I thought a dolphin would bring it back.

[@JoeBob79569]

I was on the phone to my buddy a few weeks ago, late at night... and I was getting ready to go to bed, switching off the TV and all that kind of stuff... and I spent a good 10 minutes looking for my phone.. around the couch, pulling out cushions, looking under the couch, in the microwave, etc.. And I felt like an absolute plonker when I realised I was holding it to my ear the whole time.

[@catherinelarkin247]

I agree that someone should invent pockets with zippers.

[@frostdemen1]

I have one of those but whenever I need to go to the toilet my phone falls out first. It's also not that comfortable in general

[@Isaac_132]

Do I hear someone longing for Bugle Boy to bring back their nylon Parachute Pants from the 80s. Those would be awesome.

[@arthuralford]

I laugh, but I've done it. Years ago, had a Nokia candybar phone (remember those) and was sticking it in my pocket, missed, and it fell down between the stairs and a wall. Where there was no way ever to retrieve it. Years from now, someone's going to demolish that building, find my phone, and laugh at the knobhead who lost it . . .

[@memphisdaniels3218]

And it will still have battery 🔋

[@dr.a006]

Prolly still work

[@KeefsCattys]

Phones give me nightmares . I absolutely hate them . I love going out for the day without mine, its a massive weight off my shoulders .

[@practicalplinking6133]

It's the people(?) calling that piss me off !!

[@haribo836]

Same here, phone has it's place on my desk at home and stays there, just like a land line used to. At work I have my work phone (land line), so no need for my private phone there and when I'm out of the house, I'm usually busy with the thing I left the house for and won't answer a phone anyways, cause I'm busy.

[@disavowalf3351]

@@aaakkk112…um…I don’t think they’re being that literal…but I may be wrong!!

[@jimbo_1312]

​@@disavowalf3351obvious joke is obvious

[@KeefsCattys]

@@aaakkk112 🤣

[@Qwertylol]

I’ve accidentally lost my phone in my house, if that counts? I’ve set it down somewhere and forgot where I put it 😂 I don’t live a very adventurous life. Back when flip phones were just coming out with cameras, my mom left her phone on top of her car as we were leaving for a cross country road trip with my sister in the other car…. According to her, she thought it was a bird. This was also the trip where she didn’t take the right exit to get to our house, wound up two states over with my other sister sleeping in the parking lot of a random hotel they stopped at and got told by cops to clear out because they were about to do a drug raid. They were missing for a few days, my dad did a statement on the news, good times.

[@hamza-8978]

no directional sense whatsoever

[@solesoulsorrow]

Omg, Qwerty all we said was "Hello."

[@jemmaj2919]

Losing your phone on your holiday is a nightmare, you need it as navigation, as Searching for places, for bookings and calling places you booked, it's your life

[@svenjansen2134]

Bring a spare or buy a new one.

[@tarnsand440]

Most common question asked in arrest videos where's my phone I need my phone. One woman ran from police crashed her car with 3 little kids inside. When arrested first thing she said was where's my phone not what's going to happen to my kids🤦‍♀️

[@TheRibottoStudios]

That first guy after realizing his phone won't turn on "all that work and what did it get me?"

[@DrFiero]

Some people: Drop their phone from table to floor.... smashed. Other people: Drop their phone off 30th story, and it keeps recording after it hits. Other people: Get their phone sucked out the now-non-existant-door of a Boeing at ~10Kft, it lands on the ground and still works fine.

[@vikingvic]

landing on soft grass or dirt vs a solid surface . and a proper phone case vs a shitty one.

[@MavicAir1]

Lost my phone at a dock and went fishing for a couple hours, came back, docked the boat and reach down where I thought it might be and grabbed it. Thank god for the defender case. Phone worked, no problem.

[@davidclaudy4822]

The worst thing I’ve seen with phone entitlement. I went back to an old company I used to erect cell towers for. I was gone for 15 yrs. Me, including three other climbers ascended to 220’ in the air. We all strapped off and were secure, waiting on the next piece of tower to be hoisted in place. Before the other guys did anything else and before talking about what the plan was next, they all pulled out their cell phones to check Fakebook or whatever they missed in the 20 minutes they weren’t on their phones. I so wanted them to drop their phones, but apparently, these were professionals at using cell phones in inappropriate places. SMDH!

[@freedyorozco8451]

Everyone's worst nightmare

[@polreamonn]

Speak for yourself.

[@svenjansen2134]

No it's not. I'm a parent and can imagine worse things happening.

[@Sarah_Grant]

This is why fanny packs should make a comeback. Zip it in securely instead of trusting a dodgy pocket....

[@reggielewis4096]

shoulder bum bag is my go to

[@CodeNameV13]

fanny pack 😂

[@joeblow229]

Nothing says "Beta Male" like a fanny pack, other than Crocs...

[@Sarah_Grant]

@@joeblow229 "beta" 😒🙄😒

[@blubug768]

I try to get clothes with zippered pockets for this reason.

[@kittytheflcatmom9566]

"Why would you be in a mountain fence tunnel?!?!" Exactly!! 😂😂😂

[@gbone7581]

A teacher here in South Africa was banned from teaching for paying some student to retrieve his phone out of a pit latrine. Some guy was disqualified from the Olympics for having his phone on him during a judo match. Me, I don't give a shit for a phone.

[@dougaltolan3017]

So invested in the phone, no one mentions the SHARK at 2:33

[@LisaBowers]

2:53 Not a shark. Looks like a buoy. Made me look, though. 😄

[@joelfranson8397]

As a contractor I break phones annually.

[@tinknal6449]

I am a scrapper. I wear cargo pants with a deep thigh pocket. It's protected by a notebook on the outside and my fat fleshy thigh on the inside.

[@memphisdaniels3218]

You guys need to invest in armoured cases, much cheaper than replacing phones.

[@frostdemen1]

I understand my customers drive me crazy too

[@gulubdur]

I have a surgeon friend who told me before smart phones people would come out of anesthesia and reach for their genitals. Now people reach for their phones. It's strange how priorities have changed.

[@noahleonard2481]

0:44 And this is why all my pants have zippered pockets.

[@jimromansr9971]

Amazing how people completely lose their minds over losing a phone. How about putting them away and live your life???

[@nathansmith3608]

If the phone falls into a volcano or a wood chipper & just gets destroyed that's one thing. The scary one is losing it to a crook or scammer: If you're lucky it just gets sold for parts in China, but if you're unlucky - account takeover & identity theft

[@LayllasLocker]

Press F for these phones. 😭

[@sseeaahhaawwkkssrule975]

F

[@ASHERUISE]

F

[@memphisdaniels3218]

No

[@frostdemen1]

No they survived unless proven otherwise!! The mountain one is still being use by mountain goats to this day, they use 'm keep in touch with the farm goats

[@TSIRKLAND]

Ashleigh Burton "Awkward Ashleigh" who does film reactions and blogs and such here on KZbin, has a story about how on a road trip, her husband mis-placed his phone- with the photos and recordings of his recently-departed grandpa on it, not backed up to the cloud. They spend hours and hours in the rain, driving and walking up and down miles of highway in the dark, and finally FOUND the phone! Tears of joy were wept at the reunion. She tells the story very well, and it has a happy ending. So sweet. "worst road trip ever * can't believe this happened * walking interstate 75" on the "Awkward Ashleigh" channel.

[@Milestonemonger]

My phone was stolen from my purse while in Bucharest, Romania 🇷🇴 At first, it was total panic, then calmness set in, then appreciation for the temporary freedom until the next day when I bought a new one.

[@HG-sv3hg]

1:09. “ Look at the dockhead phone, it’s like” see ya wouldn’t wanna be ya” hahaha

[@GalaxyGod]

Hey from Trinidad🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

[@sainjawoof3506]

Hi 👋 love T&T

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

Somebody should invent a phone with a cord on it, that stays plugged in at home at all times.

[@solesoulsorrow]

I call my contraption the "Ozzyman viewing machine." It can also play music and make calls, but mostly just the first thing.

[@hiramabiff2017]

I have 1 Uber app on my phone. Nothing else. I also gave up watching tv news and newspapers nearly 4yrs ago. My life has been enriched in so many way, but most of all is the amusement of watching people glued to their phones or ranting n raving about what the news has told them to rant n rave about. Keep it simple ! keep it real !

[@RandysRides]

Exactly !!! All phones do is program the user. It's digital peer pressure on a massive scale.

[@-0rbital-]

You tell us dude. As you watch KZbin.

[@daveubermensch]

​@@-0rbital-, this, and good job on OP sticking his head in the sand instead of using moderation. So being unaware of and disconnected from the world around you is better than using moderation and being informed?

[@SNUSNU-lz7dh]

Dolphin was like CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER ? But she refused

[@SamuraiSameer]

How is not one comment talking about the guy dropping the phone from the cliff and JUMPING AFTER IT WITH A PARACHUTE!!!??? Like that is the greatest clip of this whole bunch

[@fkbuki]

I was driving to work 2 weeks ago..had my phone hooked up, listening to music. Halfway there I started looking for my phone to make sure I didn't forget it. Actually turned around and went 5 min back to home b4 I remembered...

[@addicted2monster88]

What tf was that chain link death tunnel? Absolutely no, thank you!

[@nickschumacher4309]

"I need my phone, someone stole my phone.... .... My phone says it's in this building!" 🙄 🤣

[@KrypticStudiosCorp]

0:40 ~ 1:24 My toes literallly curled and my balls dropped... again.

[@SewerTapes]

"Why would you be in a mountain fence-tunnel?" One of the most important questions of the 21st century.

[@user-zf3xb3qx8w]

1;30 cooking for employment and frigging with your dirty, unwashed, contaminated, unclean phone at the same time????! Isn't that against the Food Act now?? Justice served in oil.

[@jhorennlim7367]

That phone who fry itself had enough of world's bullshit

[@LJLMETAL]

That last phone went to Destination F'd. LOL!

[@WaterlooExpat]

Back in pre-historic times, my flip phone was run over by a transit bus. It emerged mostly intact, but quit working.

[@LisaBowers]

My husband's Nokia fell off his truck bumper in the middle of an intersection. He traced his route, found the phone scattered all over the road, put it back together and it worked like a charm. Those were the days.

[@darraghtormey1500]

The unseen irony at 2:51' is that he suddenly remembered his phone isn't waterproof 😂😂

[@specific78]

Feces and pneumonia. I spit out my drink at that.😂😂😂😂😂

[@even1313]

I wasn't expecting such a serious video from Ozzy.

[@burningbarnavit]

1:55 that's a rule violation lol. "No electronic devices in the dugout." Not even legal in Little League😂

[@novajtv]

Look at the deekhead phone bahahaha priceless bro

[@banamthegreat]

0:32... that was Booker T stamding on the chair and screaming😅

[@SqeakyToy]

1:25 That phone is fried😂

[@oapster7963]

Reminds me of when Pillow Guy got his phone seized by the FBI in a Hardee's drive-thru 😂

[@CheMechanical]

They will be so much harder to lose once they start embedding them in people’s heads. 😂

[@johnbell6956]

Maybe

[@user-kl6ef1tn5g]

We had a new beluga in one of our local aquariums. When they asked the public for a name, someone suggested “Be Bop”. 😂

[@English_Speaking_Fox]

Back in the good old days, my wife put my Nokia in the washing machine, along with our two babies’ washable nappies. An overnight soak, 90°C wash and superfast spin. She didn’t mean to do it, I think. The Nokia was of course absolutely fine.

[@chadrathbone]

1:46 the umpire wearing an FTX logo. HAHA

[@stevegamble8986]

Was that Umpire Kimi Raikkonen?????

[@andrewcrowder4958]

I swear, Ozzy Man, some of the stuff you say apparently in passing is just gold. “E-commerce digital nomad startup.” Genius.

[@druid84115]

This is why I always try to get pants or shorts with zippers on the pocket.

[@ZombifiedWatermelon]

LOL that guy in the parking lot! Witnessed the exact same thing not too long ago, some chick at KFC had all four of her doors open literally running around the car screaming "WHERE IS IT?!?" at the top of her lungs. At first we thought she lost her kid cause we saw a car seat but the little guy was just standing on the sidewalk watching mom lose her mind and wondering WTF was going on. 🤣😂😂🤣

[@xtrickster6556]

Bring back the phone booths. No more worries. 😊

[@coffeeandtrance]

1:57 that umpire's facial expression is gold

[@DeepFleeceheart]

Jesus, all those high altitude clips....my heart dropped right along with all those phones

[@chucklestorm]

Losing your phone is legit horrendous though. All of my financial stuff is tied to my phone. All of my online accounts use two factor tied to my phone. Everything is tied to the device or the phone number so losing it SUCKS majorly.

[@svenjansen2134]

All is in clouts, get a new one. Hysteria over a phone ffs

[@Tmb1112]

Seeing the guy drop his phone and then jump while dangling 5000 ft up made me wince 😂

[@elrobertode-stagia5994]

"See ya.. Wouldn't want to be yaa...!!" 😂

[@Claego]

I love that Ozzymans profile picture is now him glomping Jack Black

[@tristanhallmark2724]

And people wonder why all my pockets have either zippers or buttons

[@thisguy3500]

There is no phone for me to lose. What a champ! I don't just feel better than the rest of these people, I am superior. Imagine wanting to call or talk to people, take photos with shitty digital software and be constantly slapped with advertisements and pings from corporate sponsors. Thanks for the upload mate, makes me feel even better to watch these morons lose "everything".

[@MrGreatplum]

At 1:00, that must be at Birg on the Schilthorn in Switzerland!

[@merlinsclaw]

"Why would you be in a mountain fence tunnel?" - Ozzy Man with the important questions. 🤣🤣

[@djbradz7453]

last clip was a camera attached to a Nokia 5110 dropped from the 80th floor.

[@genegalpin556]

Okay, one of the best narrated videos on KZbin! Awesome work buddy!