This Isn't Minecraft

[@FancyCrocodile]

If Pyro does eventually make Petscop 2 he should call it Petscop 3 so he can say he has still never made Petscop 2

[@KamrenThePerson]

Pull a ThanksKilling

[@lpc9929]

What are petscop

[@lpc9929]

Where are the the Facebook.

[@lpc9929]

I am infertile from eating scented candles

[@drhentai]

@@lpc9929cracka

[@Nt4st1c]

We need the 27 hour long review and analysis of squirrel stapler pyro

[@wahtari03765]

ohno

[@humanpers0n]

Tier list*

[@mirrorhymn]

Why Squirrel Stapler is the Scariest Game Ever Made

[@furrettheferret9562]

so excited for him to reveal its all in le head😊

[@tonybippitykaye]

“Do not play this hunting game”

[@apollosia5014]

good to see pyro showing us one of his common hobbies

[@user-gf5yn9ti9r]

🦹🏿‍♂️

[@kellyjelly625]

He's not feeding the squirrels?

[@delaweare_deadman]

Love the pfp fr

[@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2]

Is this what lesbians do on vacation?

[@parkaller7959]

@@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2 AND THE GODDAM HOMOSAPIENS

[@misterkool1933]

Incredible how pyro can stream AND make slop all in one day

[@kon-ichiwa6987]

He isn't called the masterslopper for nothing

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

Making slop isn't hard.

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

Pyro and chat just bullying each other is always gonna be funny

[@sauldripman2972]

​@@wahtari03765September 30th 2028

[@mirrorhymn]

​@@wahtari03765Car crash

[@deixyis3806]

@@wahtari03765 loved ones in the backseat

[@Fruittly]

"september 30th... 1998, the day i will never forget"@@sauldripman2972

[@ktmahko]

​@@wahtari03765on your morning commute

[@Oliver-yo4st]

He lost a big fat chance to say ''He's right behind me isn't he?''

[@c-love6753]

Im surprised that he missed something so fat

[@Shadow497Knight]

@@c-love6753right under his nose too. He could practically smell it.

[@bloods9427]

I think Pyro is the only streamer who actually harasses his viewers and supporters. That's why we love him.

[@samhdxl]

pfp checks out

[@gordonmiiman3759]

@@samhdxldon’t think you are allowed to talk

[@masterruri6279]

I think it's the other way around man

[@DaddysBelt92]

​@@samhdxluhhh there's a clash there mate. I don't think you're allowed either

[@TheBanatter]

I win!

[@relentless2892]

Every time Pyro tries to read a note someone interrupts with a TTS 😂

[@handsomegrinch6279]

Pyro always fails to deliver

[@SpeedyJuiceMan]

But never fails to deliver slop

[@KFlexFantastic]

I see that in the first 60 seconds 😂

[@scrunky8683]

i had a miscarriage

[@alexanderschoenbrunn6696]

@@scrunky8683KO

[@handsomegrinch6279]

@@scrunky8683 lmao skill issue

[@Bread-nx9fo]

Show this game to your therapist so they give you a secret mission called "The Asylum"

[@UtsavChaudhury]

3 minutes in. Starts the game on the last day, screams at someone for uploading videos, threatens to end stream and fights with chat. Amazing. 9.7/10

[@Spacebug111]

I’m very happy that slop live is actually posting live content, more yummy slop

[@altrionzero]

Thank you mr Pyrocynical for showing us this wonderful pre recorded stream of Squirrel Stapler!

[@ohamatchhams]

Pyro sounds really sounds even more pissed than just cynical to his fans than usual

[@FSCreations168]

Who wouldn’t be with such a dead brain fan base lol.

[@k_nito7954]

Pyropiss

[@k_nito7954]

I dont know why I said that

[@FSCreations168]

@@k_nito7954 my point exactly lol

[@tonybippitykaye]

@@k_nito7954it doesn’t matter why; what’s important is you said it. And it’s beautiful

[@flaninty2705]

pyro never fails to immensely disappoint his entire viewer base

[@FSCreations168]

What a funny joke, it must’ve taken you a long time to think about it. Ha, it’s so funny it’s almost like I’ve heard it 999,999 times. Couldn’t be tho.

[@LUCAS420BLZ]

​@@FSCreations168take your schizophrenia meds bro

[@janbornowski1267]

​@@FSCreations168 says the mf with a table pfp😭😭

[@FSCreations168]

@@janbornowski1267 huh?

[@unquestionableexistance8704]

what a cool joke I'll steal it no one will ever know

[@codsamy23]

A Signalis video from Pyro is something I REALLY want to see

[@Explosivevortex]

Yeah he'll relate to it well, since he's also a lesbian

[@codsamy23]

@@Explosivevortex Ayo true

[@painreliever1417]

Hey Pyro, I’m a relatively new viewer and I’ve been loving the content so far, even the slop! But when looking back at your main channel vids, I found this old video of yours named “Petscop: The Best Game You’ve Never Played” and I have absolutely loved it, in the video you’ve alluded to a sequel, but it’s been over six years since then, and I’d love to know if anything is in the works. Thanks for being one of the last modern channels making incredibly well written and researched content for all to enjoy (not talking about the slop here lol), and I just really hope that I can get an eta on a new Petscop, keep on making great content Pyro! Cheers mate!

[@gappy6964]

Feels nice seeing a genuine question being asked abt this 😂 almost all the top comments are usually memes

[@DarylStreete]

@@gappy6964 This is a recent copypasta from one of his other videos lmao

[@gappy6964]

@@DarylStreete damn😂😂 I thought maybe his comments were wholesome for once

[@smugbowkid9919]

Squirrel Stapler back in the day was so weirdly unpopular yet known.

[@grandangus5285]

Finally locally sourced from the stream slop, very epic

[@JAIL_FACE]

Everytime "pyro" sees a squirrel through his window he gets the zoomies and bursts throught his window, hence his dedication the grind.

[@VirgilSonofSparda]

Gotta love KZbins auto generated chapters such as “wife mode”, “I’m gay” and who could forget such classics as “the nutless man”

[@k09viner89]

Pyro yelling he is doing a SIGNALIS video while yelling about being beaten to it is all I need to hear, instant like.

[@Zyrodil]

0:34 I thought he was talking to the corpses, like actually doing a bit, I forgot this was a PyroLIVE video.

[@horntuga6080]

i love how at 0:30 it look like pyro is yelling at the wife

[@zuckmania]

Pyro you never cease to feed the piggies with slop

[@easy_sneezy]

Get a new joke

[@mirrorhymn]

24:42 this is the moment where Pyrocynical gets jumpscared by his hag wife

[@Mackola]

Great video Pyro! I'm really loving this new trend of playing random games on stream and making videos out of them. I'm wondering if next video you can play this game on the wii called "Smarty Pants". It's quite the hidden gem. Thank you in advance.

[@gardenofeden7900]

Oh shit Pyro is gonna do SIGNALIS? Time for emotional dread babyyyyy

[@Harrycoook]

This was my first SlopLive stream. I truly embraced the slop immedietely. The instant effects of the slop stream sucked me up and I felt the slop inside of me fr!

[@lucasLSD]

I love your genuine reactions.

[@robertmakowicznamonocykluzycia]

I love that he's not even trying, just like his parents never did.

[@我的家-j4b]

28:33 funniest jump cut

[@genobeeno]

OMG PYRO😍😍😍MY GLORIOUS SLOP KING HAS POSTED!!!

[@thesabzin]

SlopLIVE actually beat PyroLIVe even in playing Squirrel Stapler, beating the last day on Pyro's PC before Pyro even installed his game. A certified SlopLIVE W right there.

[@SaltyRocksPew]

do you think markiplier will make a squirrel stapler movie

[@Elster-512]

Absolutely

[@ryuzxa]

I see the pattern: >Pyro having no things to talk about >Media cover >Powerpak talk about horror, surreal game >Pyro talk about horror, surreal game Powerpak need to review Petscop fr

[@janbornowski1267]

Pyro is a type of guy to run through a forest making shit ton of noise and say why are there no squirrels

[@atlas-vzqxl]

nice to see pryos daily life in a game 🙏🙏🙏

[@propredator128]

HOLY SHIT MY PRAYERS HAVE BEENS ANSWERED A SIGNALIS VIDEO🎉🎉🎉(in all seriousness I’m hype for it)

[@ejm1225]

13:54 I don't want squirrels. I want skin. Give me back my skin. Or give me yours instead.

[@HughRMungustein]

Pyro making a joke about his viewer's jokes when he actually has one joke. Which is more games than the PS5

[@nerdporkspass1m1st78]

We joke about how he “always fails to deliver” but now it’s actually serious. He pre-played, Power Pak made a video before him and Nexpo made a “Petscop 2” video before him. I would be disappointed and click off the video if I didn’t respect Pyro so much as a KZbinr LMAO

[@omarrouina3778]

I don't care much about the others but preplaying is a shitty thing to do

[@pineapple7024]

What is pre playing?

[@scarlavein]

wait, didn't he make a video on this game before? also out of curiosity, what is so bad about pre playing? im clueless on the topic

[@allterran7093]

The whole 'Ohh X made a video before Y' is getting pretty tiring as an excuse. In the first place, it's not as if he can foresee the future uploads of KZbinrs. Pre-Playing would've been less of a sin if it wasn't that this game doesn't have any replay value. Pyro's video of Petscop has gotten me so invested in it that I'm genuinely willing to wait for it before watching Nexpo's. Why I have that much belief in this man is beyond me, too.

[@nerdporkspass1m1st78]

@@pineapple7024​​⁠ People like to watch streamers’ first reactions to a game. Pre-playing is when you play a game before the stream, then PRETEND to play it for the first time. Pyro said he played some of it to 100% the game, so he can “get as much content out of it” on stream (3:00).

[@ScottyC93Official]

Loving the XQC cosplay pyro

[@xatanias]

staples woo yeahh staples alright lets go

[@savannahbarbour4415]

slop yessss thank you for the feeding

[@rsxramin]

finally some gaming instead of slop on this channel after so very long and you label it slop anyways...

[@savannahbarbour4415]

@@rsxramin all content from pyro is slop

[@tireddice9109]

Pyro legit looks tired and frustrated

[@ProbablytheRyan]

I saw the Power Pak video about this

[@TRDRHDB]

I actually cant wait for him to do a signalis video of he still decides to do it

[@xzeuii]

this is the slop content we want to see, more please papa pyro

[@eddyplus]

Ah its a good day to see pyro play minecraft Edit: shout out to pyro for messing with KZbin algorithm

[@wahtari03765]

this minecraft looks kinda different 😮

[@zlump333]

More sneaky snitch in a pyrocynical video ❤

[@snipermonke410]

4:10 LMAO GASLIGHT OF THE CENTURY

[@RainOtherwell]

I'm on a pyro binge.

[@lackybracky8414]

its really grating when pyro tries to read aloud while TTS is playing at the same time

[@d.j.rproductions]

can't wait for the 12 hour essay on this game! Hope it's before 2027 ❤❤

[@tryvocative6855]

This video gone through at least 3 changes to the title.

[@alexstudyvin4920]

squirrelty squad 💀

[@mintymayhem9673]

pyrocynical is the newest jigsaw apprentice confirmed???

[@tezzie_]

14:20 you can tell he has been rotting his brain away with the cold ones boys in aus

[@idotsu7036]

wait hold on pyro live actually making live related content?

[@geetee3201]

god is coming

[@drakk5]

i am donating 50 ars to you just to tell you that this video looks like the ultimate slop, this is the donation of shame

[@teaqeri]

loved this please make more of this man

[@alastor8091]

Pyro turns around. Sees a woman. Is scared beyond belief even with a gun in his hands.

[@legoagent2]

Hey! I was the guy who recommended you play this. Epic content, keep up the good work!

[@Ironbattlemace]

I am assuming that median age of pyros viewers are around 11. This Petscop2 shit has gotten more old than the damn daily slop.

[@oskarpiskorek9945]

i think that the average pyro viewer is younger than the petscop video

[@Wyatthellsing98]

Another all in le head game

[@notaguy0599]

the last fucking person to ever make a video on this man i was waiting for this so long

[@bowiebigknob1315]

pyro makes a centrelink joke

[@animemer4956]

watched the whole video and loved it

[@Mr.niceguy_frfr]

Sweet sweet slop

[@JimmyJohnson-fv3mq]

No fucking way pyro said wordington

[@nugget1019]

prayers to saint pyro, delivering us this slop while deriving absolutely zero enjoyment from anything but the money flooding to his wallet

[@Hepheat75]

Good to see another gaming video, Pyro! I enjoyed it.

[@Crunchykills]

Can confirm, this game is a funny little game

[@captainmaxel1223]

This is my first Pyro stream experience. Was he drunk or is usually like this? Mans seemed more passive-aggressive than a GF when you forget your anniversary. Quite a hostile little guy innit? 🤣🤣

[@vladdyboy2612]

He's just British, don't make fun of his disability

[@madness1812]

what falling off does to a mf

[@gamesfromdownunder72]

Pyro says “I like this game a lot” and it’s the same all in Le head game he’s been addicted to xxx

[@b2trappy888]

My brother just walked into my room while watching this and asked if you were XQC

[@froggybudderfrog1698]

That new day/collect squirrel sound that plays is either from or used by a game called Stonehearth.

[@Leo-fu6yn]

This is so manic. Love it

[@_nat3_577]

Ah, so this is why Pyro's dad is in jail. What a cool retelling of the story!

[@AlyxRythrill710]

bro has stamin up

[@froggo9367]

bro LOVE stealing powerpak so real 😁

[@mystic_miser_1]

Finally some fucking gaming content

[@ashleyking8851]

17:15 obvious pitbull called cupcake joke

[@persinitrix]

Holup slop master is getting us a video of the space robot lesbians from signalis. It ain't petscop 2 but that's awesome

[@ulupagesjeff2164]

Finally a gameplay video

[@thecokestraw5919]

pre game andy tried so hard to pretend he didnt know anything about the game

[@deniedpasta]

I'm so glad Dolan had mercy on this content thief and even gave him a playstation exclusive

[@skemech]

I love the pyro and powerpak feud, it's goofy

[@toichey]

SUOMI PERKELE

[@asahi366]

oh didn't know about the bonus score thing

[@alextheconfusedfox4118]

One will remember this with the " new video on the main channel " title

[@mirrorhymn]

he streamed 2 times, first he streamed squirrel stapler, and then he streamed the second time. i don't know what he streamed but i joined it for a bit and he was playing darkwood with the shit mic

[@replti3742]

He is malding

[@renault_wotb2858]

This isn't just slop... this is sautéed

[@datnyess332]

PLAY CHOP GOBLINS BECAUSE THEY CHOP

[@TheSillyMonkeKing-sx6gt]

We get stapled slop now, yes, this’ll do.

[@RIP2UALL]

Wordington Streamer

[@Neokleoz]

The voices are calling from the void

[@Genasidal]

If pyro dyed his hair lilac, he would look like Trunks from DBZ lmao