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[@makennayeary4242]

CURRENTLY DYING IN A FIELD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRYSIDE BUT CAN'T STOP THAT JACKMANIFOLD GRIND

[@Anonymous1937]

No need to shout, jeez

[@E.EE.]

​@@Anonymous1937if you were dying you wouldn’t be _dead_ silent right?

[@Anonymous1937]

@@E.EE. true

[@bubbybubbybubbyy]

Sounds like DofE

[@jicosi]

average lk stan

[@rxzwl]

Shoutout to jackmanifoldontop from the stream chat. Dude tried doing a backflip in heels while in Nihachu cosplay and got hospitalized, then started watching the stream despite the doctor telling them not to. Good on you, mate

[@T13GUY]

I guess he just can't stop that jack manifold grind

[@maxnch33se]

dude tried to WHAT

[@tiggyvolts9076]

@@maxnch33se You heard the dude. Jackmanifoldontop DRESSED UP AS NIHACHU AND TRIED BACKFLIPPING IN HEELS and got hospitalised. I aspire to attain the levels of sass that guy must possess

[@maxnch33se]

@@tiggyvolts9076 thats fucking insane dude💀💀 imagine explaining that to ur doctor

[@tiggyvolts9076]

@@maxnch33se "Hello, I am here because of an epic cosplay W" what else is there to say lmao

[@noneknowstheswagger]

i love staying in my home and pranking the dude at the hotline by lying to him about my dog being a skinwalker

[@charlestabuteau5332]

Then receiving a package with informations on how to deal with them 💀

[@snudoo607]

currently noticing that anytime he scrolls down on boggart, it's eyes close and open in the picture but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind

[@Tangofizz]

Omg do you have a timestamp?

[@snudoo607]

@@Tangofizz Yeah! at 1:15:04 he does it a bunch of times but that's one of them, the eyes are just the two little white dots and I noticed they disappear

[@Tangofizz]

@@snudoo607 oh my god that’s cool as hell, ty!!

[@catkittycatc4t]

@@snudoo607 is that not because of the tv lines filter? it just covers the eyes? i might be wrong idk

[@theymightbegiants.]

HOUSE WAS BROKEN INTO BUT CANT STOP THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND

[@Izfizlizard]

Might wanna look into that

[@Grayson.Weiner]

Twas a common hobb

[@Blu3_P3arl]

Currently watching my wife give birth to a cryptid but can’t stop that manifold grind

[@Fbdudjskkxjf]

Currently being turned into a "smart mouse" but can't stop that jack manifold grind

[@user-ve4kp3ex4i]

why is that in quotes? WHY IS THAT IN QUOTES (but someone actually tell me why thats in quotes)

[@Yam-nu3pd]

​@user-ve4kp3ex4i this is like 3 months late but I guess I'll explain 😭 so like the employees who know too much information but do bad at their job don't get fired they get turned into a smart mouse. The people who send youbad grammared emails throughout the game are people who used to work there and are now smart mouses trying to warn others. The reason they get a cat in the office is because they're trying to kill the smart mouse who are infiltrating

[@Finnsey]

currently at the doctors office because i couldn't stop that jack manifold grind but cant stop that jack manifold grind

[@Down_bad_cockroach]

I love how the game introduces hobbs, jack is confused for a minute or two and then just rolls with it. "It might be a fracture hobb or mice" ☠️

[@madelyntielking6483]

currently fighting eldritch forces in an underground labyrinth but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind!

[@Tebb.y]

24:34 someone in chat said "Why does Carol sound like she's going to be alerting us of a tornado warning" and now I can't unhear the Amanda The Adventurer voice LMAO

[@Gay_RiotOfTheClans]

CURRENTLY FLABBERGASTED AT THE HAIR BUT CANT STOP THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND 😭😭

[@jellybeejulie]

yes, hello, home safety hotline? I can't stop that Jack Manifold grind!

[@Vai_Editzz]

Currently not stopping the manifold grind but can stop that Manifold grind 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@YuriLuvsToast_13]

currently just fell and hit my head while putting on my socks but cant stop the jackmanifold grind-

[@DarkmagicSweetheart]

I know the Fae Feast one is a bit hard to guess right away, but by this point you know there are red herrings in a lot of the phone calls. I just found it funny that Jack couldn't understand how food rots over time. XD

[@MyCorner_YT]

I think my dad is an eldrich horror but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind

[@tabboty]

This stream is certainly an eye-opener! There has been black mold directly above my bed for 2 months now

[@bettle-p7c]

bro Jack going on about how it's more likely that you'll die from putting on socks then from a plane was amazing, i also calmed my nerves (I'm going on a 4-5-hour flight in a couple weeks)

[@imalwaysmelancholy]

Currently freaking out because i lost my face but can't stop that Jack Manifold Grind!

[@b00tyl1cker09]

currently having a bit of trouble putting my socks on but i cant stop that jack manifold grind

[@WarmToothpaste]

Currently hiding in the bathroom because my dog started standing up on 2 legs but can't stop that Manifold GRIND

[@feathered_fang]

The way I was yelling “ITS CARPENTER ANTS NOT A BAT PLEASE LOOK AT THE CARPENTER ANTAAAAAAASSSSSS😭😭😭😭😭”

[@crow_of_judgment]

I just beat stage 4 cancer and am being actively stalked by Goku, but I can't stop that JackManifold grind!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶😫

[@tristankuykendall230]

Currently playing darkest dungeons but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind!

[@kpopkyra]

Currently getting inducted into the National Honor Society but can’t stop that Jack Manifold grind

[@luka_lyn8159]

Same!!

[@firepowder]

Congrats!!!!

[@JewelWildmoon]

Carol progressively becomes more and more of a DND DM 😂

[@Eymologymentality]

Currently trapped in Windows 95 and being forced to read spooky stories but can't stop that Jack Manifold Grind

[@nobody.6027]

Currently being stared at by children eating sticky foods with iPads at a 45° angle but I can’t stop that Jack manifold grind.

[@DefTheRat]

You should definitely go back to this, it’s so interesting and you can tell the creators put a lot of passion into it.

[@Julia33066]

Currently trapped in a 90s computer but can’t stop that jack manifold grind

[@romarkgaming2009]

currently getting chased by buzz goober but cant stop that manifold grind

[@UnofficialYouTubeNotes]

Hey Jack, been watching some of the Vods recently and I think you’d enjoy Lobotomy Corporation by Project Moon, a Monster Management game inspired by the SCP Foundation. The game is on Steam with a storyline and unique gameplay which is mostly a game you restart a lot (which is encouraged) and has massive trial and error type mechanics but the game can be played without restarting. I do think it’s your type of game so it would be great if you stream it (since your pretty popular and bringing people to the game would be amazing)

[@Paradox_Incognito]

So glad he played this, it's genuinely a cool game

[@ILoveMyGirlfriend19]

Currently at a sleepover that i was kidnapped to but need to keep up that jackmanifold grindset

[@lxx.mp3]

currently metamorphosing but can’t stop that jack manifold grind

[@ElenBarsuk]

i think i have hyperfixation on jack vods, especially horror and ghost videos, but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind!

[@Apollo_G]

ive watched 3 or 4 streamers play this game now, and jack is still the only one i can watch without getting frustrated and being like JUST READ THE DAMN ENTRIES 😭😭😭 only literate man on this site istgggg

[@yasmorgaan1705]

CURRENTLY CALLING A HOME SAFETY HOTLINE BUT CANT STOP THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND

[@WGuy64]

CURRENTLY FEEDING MYSELF TOY CAT BUT CANT STOP THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND

[@RoseWillow13]

Not even three minutes in and I am reminded of the time I kicked my own knee in while trying to put on socks and was in a wheelchair for three months...thanks for making me feel even stupider, Jack. :(

[@Mimi_6117]

Okay but genuinely how 😭

[@RoseWillow13]

I was standing up, tried to put on my sock by propping my foot up on my leg, and kicked my own knee in. :(@@Mimi_6117

[@RoseWillow13]

@@Mimi_6117 Right so I was trying to put them on standing up, and I propped one foot up against my knee...and kicked my own knee in. I broke my knee in three places.

[@stupider.on_jupiter]

currently pulling an all nighter but cant stop that jack manifold grind

[@1tz4v3ry]

Currently getting eaten alive by a stair slug but can't stop that jack manifold grind

[@totallytoffy]

31:10 buzz goober didn't seem like a real guy but he certainly did seem like a real one 😔 Watching my common hobs metamorphosize but can't stop that manifold grind

[@tabs.am0s]

currently dying putting my socks on but cant stop that jack manifold grind

[@luscious_pickaxe07]

CURRENTLY IN A MINING AT NIGHT, BUT CAN'T STOP THAT JACKMANIFOLD GRIND

[@_huntr.dale_]

1:52:39 In this frame he looks like he didn’t finish evolving 💀

[@kiaralewis2967]

Currently in the middle of an open brain surgery, but cant stop that Jack Manifold grind

[@sofiacepeda8442]

Currently guzzling 3 pounds of hot sauce while balancing 12 plates on my head but can’t stop that Jack Manifold grind!

[@sillygoose887]

1:39:23 all i can thing of is that person who said ‘womp womp take ivy prophen’ IVY?😭😭

[@ruruu5549]

I fell asleep watching KZbin, and when I woke up I was halfway through this video with no memory of ever starting it.

[@batterybroken]

Currently hiding from my mom because of verbal abuse but can’t stop that Jack Manifold grind!

[@MakiMonkez]

currently being stalked by an alternate but cant stop that manifold grind 💪

[@gargles5270]

sobbing and screaming over jack not looking at chat at 1:20:31 -ish, where he would have seen chat freaking out over the HSH kidnapping whiskers from wanda. well, he did look at chat, but either somehow didn’t see or just didn’t acknowledge the messages about the cat lmfaooo

[@flamelikesminecraft718]

Currently waiting for Tubbo to stream but can’t stop that Jack manifold grind

[@leatherhoff94]

currently hiding from the hobbs in my kitchen, but cant stop that jack manifold grind

[@L0st_in_The_V01D]

CURRENTLY SUFFERING FROM METAMORPHOSIS IN MY HOUSE BUT I CANT STOP THAT JACKMANIFOLD GRIND ‼️‼️💯💯💢💢💪💪💪

[@bjunsen]

this jack manifold grind will never die

[@RissyRoo2004]

Currently so angry I can hear my heart beat in my ears but can't stop that jack manifold grind

[@imaginaryhighways.]

currently locked in my parents basement being fed dry scalp BUT CANT STOP THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND!

[@f1nnixi]

Currently applying for a job at a home safety hotline, but can’t stop that jack manifold grind

[@Seagull110]

Currently dying because of black mold but I can't stop that Jackmanifold grind

[@xbeetless]

1:52:20 I entered my room forgetting that I left the video playing and genuinely thinking that someone else was in my room whistling

[@ErikaCartet]

the whistler hobb

[@CherryXXCola]

Currently in the bottom rung of a pyramid scheme but can’t stop that jack manifold grind

[@Yourstalkrr]

Working 19 hours a day to make a living for my family but can’t stop that manifold grind!!!

[@pickledpipis8912]

I remember watching Jack’s Dead of Night vod for a bit! But I can’t find it now, hope to find it again some time.

[@scrunkliestscrimbo9981]

This game is really good at impersonating people sobbing. That sucks for me, though, because I canNOT handle that.

[@Gr4ndM4SchiliB34ns]

Currently watching my house burn, but can’t stop that Jack Manifold GRIND

[@clovergameandreaction7904]

Just got teleported to the plane but can't stop that jack manifold grind.

[@fleshparasite]

just woke up in a field after a night out but cant stop that jackmanifold grind

[@GachaKate2011]

not funny :/

[@pixility5612]

Idk why but i find these little hobb creatures kinda adorable and creepy at the same time..

[@IHeart_flower]

currently walking my car but i cant stop the jack manifold grind

[@dylandreisbach1986]

I like the mix of traditional fantasy and analogue horror.

[@Caleb_Hickey_14]

All I could think about this entire stream was just "The Magnus archives is a podcast-"💀

[@p0larnyy]

1:19:58 YHEY STOLE TUAT WOMANS CAT???? 1:09:36 HER CATS NAME IS LITERALLY WHISKERS

[@catboymikey]

Just got off work its 1am but that Jackmanifold grind NEVER STOPSSSSS

[@3le4norLive]

Currently trying to call the home safe hotline because they is something in my house but can’t stop that Jackmanifold gri-

[@KUYAMIN]

i used to work at a call center and it really was like this in terms of frequency, you don't even have time to think. you get maybe 45 seconds of peace and another call comes in. i don't miss it and it's definitely horror game material LOL

[@citrusshark7681]

I have a fever and I pierced my own ear so I’m suffering but I can’t stop that manifold grind

[@dokushaduck]

does chat have illiteracy or bad at hearing? guy said he doesnt see damage "Fracture Hobb!!!" girl said theres bites and noises in the walls "Bed teeth!!" because she mentioned her bed POST getting bitten, while bed teeths are fungus on the SHEETS

[@jumpingjack8018]

Currently dying inside but can't stop that manifold grind

[@Toastedswirls]

"Raccons are very cute animals, I loke them alot." Yeah, i liked them too; then they bit off my kittens HEAD!

[@Daisywilko]

Currently in a an e after tripping down my stairs out a window onto the motorway trying to put ny socks on. Think my neck is broken but cant stop that jackmanifold grind :D

[@sprinkleworld2090]

my dog died but cant stop the manifold grind

[@tinnysphere1478]

Brilliant, now I am scared of putting my socks on.

[@vitriolicpest]

Jackmanifoldontop was so real for that.

[@happydogb2517]

Currently trapped deep within bad twitter takes but i cant stop that jack manifold grind

[@Cloudy_Skies11]

“He’s in your bed and I’m in your WALLS”

[@crabmorgan]

analog horror is always about aliens or something. its really interesting to see something about faeries, i love faeries so much

[@ZackCarmine]

Can we all agree that Jack's HSH vids are so relaxing.

[@Itz_Bender]

5:21 thank u🥹🥹

[@evelynvener5894]

I live in Colorado and the lowest amount of money u can pay for a 3 bed and 2 bath (maybe) is 3 mil in cash. 45:00

[@evelynvener5894]

The town I live in

[@CAS-UNKN0WN_TH3_0REØ]

JACK MANIFOLD

[@The_Lesbo_Dodo]

More people die to vending machines than sharks every year

[@Fuzz8buzz]

just seeing chat making the wrong choises makes me rethink my life

[@EllaWilliams-t6s]

1:20:52 the girl isn't there 1:54:00 the girl is at the very back 2:24:35 the girl is there

[@alexataylor9893]

How did nobody in chat notice the background??? 😭😭😭 2:24:35

[@Ash-cp2jd]

Just visited the bass pro pyramid but can’t stop J.Eminem grind

[@heaven169]

The whole game was amazing but the ending got me. What on earth is thought 😂 Anyway that was an amazing stream like always thank you jack for this good time 🫶🏻

[@Shadow_damn]

Does anyone else remember that kids scary show where they went camping and found those mushroom that was mentioned in the game?