This KIDS CHANNEL has GONE TOO FAR (LankyBox)

LankyBox... the worst kids youtube channel on the entirety of KZbin. From their really weird poppy playtime, among us, roblox videos, to their very strange youtube shorts. LankyBox are really weird. However, this is nothing compared to what they've done recently. For some reason LankyBox, they have decided to start their own fast food store, called LankyBox Kitchen. As you can imagine, the food coming from LankyBox Kitchen, like pizza, mac and cheese, churros, etc., is absolutely terrible. LankyBox Kitchen, it's the reason why This KIDS CHANNEL has GONE TOO FAR
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[@TheBruheak]

Who else should I add to THE BOZONE??!?!?! Also join my discord server NOW - discord.gg/WHUGywnQ53 Follow me on twitter too - twitter.com/TheBruheak

[@Its-Lime-Time]

you should add the beak

[@theNCfanfromWestLothian]

You should add the worst episode of OCB OCB 2 the truth about enceladus it's still good video of it's still not the best video of the 9 episodes of OCB

[@swissball99]

Lankybox pumps out so many videos because they're clone troopers

[@TheRealMyan]

Sashley & Typh

[@TheRealMyan]

Chad Wild Clay

[@winitdc]

Imagine Gordon Ramsay reacting to the "food" they're selling

[@MrpizzaDrip]

Oh god they gonna get send to hell Get it bc hell kitchen

[@pieroherreralopez7858]

He would say “Ja sas chroist”

[@putrimelani4021]

He would ban Lankybox kitchen for ever

[@rip-off793]

He would die from the bad taste!

[@M.S.Y.C]

Gordon would roast them and shut them down

[@LuvKayArt]

As a Mac and cheese enjoyer, I would like to let you all know that the LankyBox Mac and cheese is absolutely disgusting. Something about it tasted funky (in a bad way). It's like a weird cheese and pasta filled pie. Oh yeah the churros existed WAY before they invented this meal. They were called the Unicorn Churros.

[@THE-NULL-FULL]

Oh no

[@THE-NULL-FULL]

Lankybox kitchen food is like a disease it taste bad after i ate it i feel i have ate a poison in the form of food and then i go to the hospital

[@khayanimates]

That's more worser than any ordinary fast food restaurant

[@Starvaze]

It's Camembert and almond bread, isn't it?

[@kootunesscrewy]

Idk who's worse with food. The Vegan Teacher or LankyBox.

[@weirddudeuwu]

1:30 It's 2026, LankyBox Kitchen opens in South Africa

[@vannillaAJofficial204]

hell naw lankybox kitchen opened in south africa💀 lets just hope it doesnt open in brazil

[@NikodAnimations]

It's 2033, LankyBox Kitchen opens in DRC

[@totally-not-tj]

@@vannillaAJofficial204 if it opens in Brazil were all doomed

[@vannillaAJofficial204]

@@totally-not-tj its when the world ends.

[@istabbedpurotodeath]

It's 2046, LankyBox Kitchen opens on Mars

[@ahmedjoycesneakattacksquad5003]

it's hard to believe that they use to make good videos back then.

[@lucascorona9694]

Good, is debatable, better is the right word

[@MM-pv5tp]

@@lucascorona9694It was actually good. Lankybox used to be a channel where they would post vlogs and short films and stuff.

[@Ziplovesyou]

Im in nyc and in died

[@A_RandomNobody]

I used to watch their videos back then. What happened to them!?!?! 😭😭😭

[@HyperX755]

It’s so sad but so true.

[@Vixciously]

As a kid who stopped watching Lankybox, here's what I think about them: The reason why I quit watching Lankybox is because of 4 reasons: Repetitiveness, thumbnail theft, content that was not supposed to be intented for the actual KZbin App, and bad Influence. Repetitiveness for repeating old videos and it's actually bad because it can be considered as spam content. Thumbnail theft for stolen arts, familiar thumbnails, etc (excluding attribution) are actually unpleasant to see because of wasted efforts and often mislead and manipulate youngsters (Ex. One of Lankybox's videos). And finally, bad influence means that they are capable of affecting the people's behaviour and opinions and an example of that is Lankybox screaming everytime which is actually very unhealthy and unpleasant to your eardrums especially young children listening and it could result of decreasing your sense of hearing or even cause deaf to some people and screaming at others is actually very disrespectful at most countries and even elderly people who have bad hearing and this is bad for young children who can briefly change their opinions and behaviour easily. Thank you for reading this

[@MisterGlowbro]

You escaped the LankyBox disease? You must have some insane luck.

[@coconotmelon_]

​@Veudeikouq so did i

[@jeff_-]

do u regret watching lankybox?

[@coconotmelon_]

@@jeff_- yesss

[@jeff_-]

@@coconotmelon_ idk what this is but eh i am the swag

[@saltbutnot]

I would rather sit in a dark room looking at nothing for a week then watch these two.

[@vannillaAJofficial204]

same

[@rabadoo]

I would rather go without internet for a week than eating their food.

[@Evanthefrostyanimations]

Same 💀

[@ElTaco1224]

I would date a virtual slender, stare at the void for 1000 days, see my pets get brutally murdered, and explode, rather than watch Lankybox content.

[@Raventheclownbich]

same lol

[@entrypointmoments9686]

As a spanish person What the fuck did they do to them Churros dawg

[@ThyMasterOfTime]

Pensé lo mismo

[@entrypointmoments9686]

@@ThyMasterOfTime voy a llorar 😭, que les han destrozado

[@johannsanchocuevas7854]

Estos no són churros. Estos són donuts alargados, no me creo que estos sean churros.

[@SHADOWFREDDYTOOO20]

ni yo tampoco 😭😭​@@johannsanchocuevas7854

[@BuddyVazquezVGFDgyusgyaudg]

Food coloring

[@chair.exe9072]

I feel like watching lankybox is the equlivent of an LSD trip

[@vannillaAJofficial204]

nah, its even worse

[@sorentothesky]

it’s an accurate depiction of having a sensory overload that’s for sure 😊

[@MM-pv5tp]

An LSD trip is way better

[@Autokendo17]

nah bro, it's an lsd trip during sensory overload and smoking several pounds of weed I *mean* several

[@northmoth]

Nothing Like Getting High In 5 Différent Ways

[@Greenisanidiot]

How to make lankybox pizza: GET dough cheese and salami, MASH IT ALL TOGETHER IN A MIXER, Put it into a radioactive oven for 1 hour and then you have lankybox pizza

[@biggoodsteakjohn]

how to make rainbow churros: Step 1. go to chernobyl and grab a bit of that sweet sweet plutonium (5 kg for one) step 2: Get normal churros Step 3: Mix profusely Step 4: ???? Step 5: profit

[@aulia_world.]

most importantly, *G L U E* to make it 'cheesy'

[@Goober9497]

​@@biggoodsteakjohnyour forgot the uranium

[@Hixxgammerxxgammer]

I thought the title said we’re selling Childern💀

[@N_the_dron]

Real

[@funkinwithgabriel]

real

[@The_SoulGhost]

Real

[@CloudFizzle]

real

[@speakerman57]

That probably Tastes like kids💀💀🫡🫡rip my bro

[@boboffical3004]

I live in The US state of Maine and I can confirm that their are no Lankybox Kitchen stores here. GREAT NEWS: the Lankybox Kitchen Website Is Down! 🎉 🥳

[@the_ink_demon5738]

I live in Idaho, and the southern restaurant looks dangerously close to my area; pray I don't get infected by the cringe, boys

[@theantifurryact4678]

wish you luck

[@the_ink_demon5738]

@@theantifurryact4678 May God cleanse the Earth from furries brotha

[@Xeorboom]

as I always say: only in Idaho ☠

[@Geran_Sam_the_person]

Are you a potato by any chance?

[@the_ink_demon5738]

@@Geran_Sam_the_person No, I'm a cotapo, the sped cousin of the potato

[@garcia681]

Fun fact that they were already well known in the kpop community back then. Their content were mainly kpop like reaction, low budget mv's etc. Heck, even small kpop groups and soloist have not only reacted to them but also enjoy their content. I know this because I was a fan of them back in high school. I stopped watching them because they were shifting drastically and fast. They don't do kpop content anymore and the stuff they are currently doing is cringe.

[@NikodAnimations]

"Why do they look like a stick of plutonium" I laughed at this part LOL

[@supernova105]

because it is plutonium

[@RTLF2024]

3:14 Researchers have found that this "green" churro is made from 83% of plutonium, meaning it's so radioactive

[@supernova105]

What are they trying to do?!

[@johannsanchocuevas7854]

​@@supernova105Insult our cuisine. That's what they are trying to do.

[@MIGHTY_ZIP]

Harvard Scientists discorvered that Lankybox churros are more unhealthy and DISCUSTING with the following results: Green churro: 83% plutonium Red churro: 97% Molten Glass Blue churro: 72% Uranium Final Result: 100% Radioactive

[@MIGHTY_ZIP]

Thank god i never try this greasy pizza, those bad chicken wings or boneless, their DISCUSTING mac n cheese, or these RADIOACTIVE churros from Lankybox kitchen in my life.

[@braedensgoofychannel]

Yup, it was indeed a stick of plutonium.

[@7trainproductions7430]

0:07 now that’s what I call disturbing

[@UnKnown-xl1iy]

sometimes, it feels as if Lankybox is 2 content zombies that do nothing but, this…

[@inesnobre2703]

​@@UnKnown-xl1iy they *ARE*

[@oofoof2021]

Imagine if the secret video is actually the most calmest video in lanky box history

[@Solarlistic]

I wish that existed but I don’t even think they’re gonna calm down since they’re so mentally ill

[@Singing-Bass]

“God of the furries” had me dying

[@joacksco]

im a furry all hale

[@MrpizzaDrip]

@@joacksco rüñ

[@familiamarquez3219]

​@@MrpizzaDrip rüñ indeed

[@MrpizzaDrip]

@@familiamarquez3219 it was 1y ago I don't so stuff like that anymore sry I was an idiot

[@mariocreeperlistenstoasmr]

​@@MrpizzaDrip We're proud of you sonny.

[@brassholee]

if i ever put something made by screaming "child friendly" youtubers in my body i would game end myself

[@samuel49955]

This is a certified Beak moment

[@Please...Just....Dont.]

I actually spit out my water when i heard they made a fast food business💀

[@christian85314]

They only want views and be popular + this is like recycled pizza in chucke cheese but VERY worse and bad and now they became now the worst youtubers ever

[@pelikim]

5:32 honestly that's not a wrong description, I'm assuming when lankybox made foxy so they could be the reason many children will grow up to be furries and also just to attract furries to the channel too and also they could be laughing watching the very strange DeviantArt images of foxy while they eat their grease pool of lankybox kitchen food

[@darkstar4117]

As if Lanky box wasn't bad and cringe enough

[@Pher_uite]

​@@darkstar4117I'm betting you still devour all his content

[@Ghost_wolf7275]

I hate lanky box as a member of the furry com

[@Pher_uite]

@@Ghost_wolf7275 same, also as the executive of the hisapnic furry fandom.

[@Tism-Ratxx]

Glad to say I have never once watched lanky box. Not even when I was younger

[@John-mp4qc]

I used watched their channel,but only their zero budget series,but their zero budget series is still kinda cringe

[@kieranindahouuuseeee]

@Just_a_DHMIS_fan Same.

[@ttc_acronym]

​@@John-mp4qcI had considered subscribing to them because of that, but decided otherwise because of the rest of their content

[@no_sussies]

Fun fact: Lankybox kitchen is available only in Ohio 💀

[@getstickbuggedlolnotamaple7973]

💀

[@sammyiscool]

Wyoming, Chicago, Ohio, North dakota, alabama

[@no_sussies]

@@sammyiscool I feel bad for those of you lived there 😔

[@oshawottfan1669]

@@sammyiscool Ok so lemme say this Alabama:incest land Ohio:worse than hell Wyoming:is that even a state? North Dakota: literally has nothing besides Roosevelt park and outshadowed by South Dakota The only normal state there is Chicago

[@vannillaAJofficial204]

@@no_sussies [laughs in nonamerican]

[@CitizenGeekIsLate]

we can officially say that lankybox has been putting attention span killers in their food.

[@mrsandman7758]

I would be the most disappointed dad if I every caught my kid watching a lankybox video

[@christian85314]

Atleast i watched the prime lankybox when they are not bad and i forgot that they aswell copy videos

[@Engel-ish]

2:40 oh dear. he’s selling food in my location. no wonder 6th graders at my school get food poisoning all of a sudden.

[@Spaghett1us]

6TH GRADERS?! THEYRE LIKE 12 HOW DO THEY WATCH LANKBOX’S CRAP

[@FuFu-xuan]

@@Spaghett1us12???? I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF EATING OR WATCHING THEM AT 12 😭

[@hamdansyafari7449]

lesson here never eat lanky box kitchen food for your own health and safety Or somebody going to end up getting food poisoning Like the sixth graders

[@louisagrainger9312]

2:57 those are churros I thought those were takis💀✋

[@makar4ik_cat]

2:19 even my mom cooks pizza better than that 💀

[@Z_Pigeon]

Same for the Mac n cheese, like wtf is a cheeseburger Mac n cheese, that crap looking like a kid would mix their cheeseburger and fries into a Mac n cheese💀

[@9zxn]

literally the worst people too sell food lmao

[@christian85314]

True

[@FurtiveSpecter]

compared to lankybox kitchen, school food is Gordon Ramsey level

[@ECtoysOfficial]

Especially the pizza and churros

[@arealwoman]

i actually started crying when i saw how much it was being sold in california

[@NotTania]

as a californian, this is the day I cry for my nation

[@ambermillerrr]

@@NotTania me too

[@I.eat.little.children]

FRR I’m scared TAKE ME TO THE NORTH POLE !!! Wait I mean the South Pole because penguins don’t live in the north pole,

[@desaug]

@@NotTania same, brother

[@TheReal_CelestialWolfGacha]

Me when I saw there was only one in Alaska: 🥳🥳🥳 Lankybox = Trash

[@The-Core-of-Time-and-Space]

I witnessed my neighbour's dog ordering Lankybox food using a jukebox. The dog was found dead 10 minutes laters with it's spine and genitals removed.

[@tanialanza9922]

DAMN. THAT IS WAY TOO VIOLENT.

[@vxi5183]

0:31 that's even more messed up than elon buying twitter

[@randomguy4169]

1:23 he sounds like the resident evil 4 merchant when he says over here

[@imnoice]

As a Hispanic, lankybox churros are a huge disrespect to churros in general

[@johannsanchocuevas7854]

As a Spaniard, LankyBox trully insulted our sweet cuisine. If they try to open any store in the EU, it will burn to ashes in .1 seconds. (Sorry for my bad english, it's not my native tongue)

[@imnoice]

@@johannsanchocuevas7854 yup yup

[@The-Wild_Kagamine-Len]

Yes I agree

[@xord6286]

DON'T EAT LANKYBOX KITCHEN AT 3 AM!

[@questionmarky986]

True

[@CoolModderJaydonX]

OR AT ALL!

[@kittenscratchanimeart]

(OMG! FOXY AND BLOXY APPEARED) (ALMOST DIED) (100% REAL) (MY GF IN A BIKINI)

[@turtlesgreatperfection5882]

Honestly sounds like something they’d do.

[@ECtoysOfficial]

@@kittenscratchanimeart You forgot the “gone sexual”according to my research those baseball for brains think it’s crucial

[@surge1229]

in 2028 parents begin realizing there is something wrong with there children and then in the following months the epidemic of Lankybox syndrome has finally been revealed

[@thecryingbombs]

as a person who hates sweet potato's I bet it will taste better then the lankybox meals

[@wh0sc4nd1ce]

HOW. D A R E. Y. E.

[@strangecolouredbird]

They'll make regular sweet potatoes taste like actual churros, and this is coming from the guy who gags whenever he eats one.

[@Ca1yp5o]

That green curro is definitely Uranium-245, not be confused with Uranium-246 which will just kill you

[@auggiegoodbyecrossen3384]

Bro took sigma meal, skibidi slicers too seriously

[@TheChaoGarden-k6w]

4:00 Cursed creepypasta based off of a cringe duo 😭

[@HappyPlaysWasTaken]

im convinced the people recording for lankybox are being held hostage

[@GoldenRosesss]

"Keep making videos, or you won't get food today!"

[@pikminfan6778]

"GET BACK TO WORK OR YOU WON'T GET YOUR WEEKLY DROP OF WATER!"

[@slickeey]

How to die 101 1 eat lanky box food.

[@biggoodsteakjohn]

2. eat the uraniun 235 rainbow churro

[@Histo-j1o]

3. Eat the pizza

[@questionmarky986]

I know a person who gave it a 10/ 10 and their eyes rolled back to their skull and fell on the floor

[@questionmarky986]

And well the person died and was possessed by lanky box

[@Gone._.]

Before Lankybox Kitchen: 😀 After Lankybox Kitchen: 😵😵😵

[@spacexjam5392]

good idea for lankybox: make your only food chains in Ohio

[@Synceno]

You fool... LankyBox IS Ohio!!!!

[@Synceno]

Welp, lankybox are eldrich gods now... *_becomes an atheist cutely_*

[@Starvaze]

Wait "foxy"? "Monty"? SCOT! STEAL WOOL!. WE GOT TWO FRESH ONES!

[@Eeeg_yea]

2:00 that stuff looks like something that would be in my school cafeteria

[@lolboxYT]

Lankbox kitchen: Food Made in Chernobly

[@QuincyO5b]

lankybox just gives me a headache and the headache gets worse with every single irl thing they do.

[@analoghorror1992]

Agreed, They're a nightmare

[@jellycat6786]

My brother watches Lankybox and everytime he watches it on the Roku tv in our room(I sadly share a room with a 6 year old) I slowy die inside.

[@questionmarky986]

I have a cousin who loves lankybox because when I saw my little cousin‘s iPad was lankybox

[@Epicboy099]

@@questionmarky986 get them to touch grass.

[@questionmarky986]

@@Epicboy099 that is a good idea they never go outside and touch grass they just do weird poppy playtime rainbow friends videos

[@Liz_k562]

I got a 9 year old niece that has EddieVR and some lankybox dude on her wallpaper for her tablet and editing the photos with heart emojis 😭 Edit: idk isn't it weird for her to do that...

[@Epicboy099]

@@Liz_k562 get that niece to touch some grass.

[@ERS127]

As a person that does not live in Freedomland, i am incredibly terrified that this (debatably) food might make its way to Sausageland, but that’s luckily hot likely cuz, how many sausage children know Lankybox?

[@ERS127]

Sausage land is referring to Germany btw

[@coolthunder9160]

First pink sauce now this..

[@RanzeyIsAToaster]

Who remembers lankybox when they were actually good

[@fatasscatinatuxedo2]

5:19 why tf does this sound like somthing kim jong un would tell while telling the north korean history

[@platinumplasma98]

Lankybox kitchen food is literally comparable to the moldy food from Fallout 4.

[@Xeorboom]

I really like imagining the camera stopping and these guys just being like "what are we doing with our life?"

[@pineappleminion2484]

Lankybox is steeling food from the homeless😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@wolfeprocter]

As an American, I have no idea how we let this happen. Heck, I didn't even know there were youtubers that sold food until thus video

[@HyperX755]

1:17 bro what the heck is that monstrous abomination 💀💀💀💀💀

[@KonPI_]

The nearest LankyBox Kitchen to my location is literally 4.1 miles away wtf 💀💀

[@biggoodsteakjohn]

god please protect europe

[@XD71892]

@@biggoodsteakjohnYeah even though of asian just i need one continent to survive

[@stingray-537]

We Hope you're safe

[@kattyani]

i hope its not in cape town 💀

[@ryanrich7533]

The best part is lankybox Kitchen is no where near me

[@Bwep_Studios]

The churros look like takis

[@zerolife8322]

They really sold the food that got rejected from school lunches

[@painApple467]

That blue churro and lanky box kitchen is probably covered in

[@painApple467]

That blue churro and lanky box kitchen is covered in

[@lance499]

That blue churro and lanky box kitchen is probably covered in

[@Some_stupid-dude]

They went too far when they started singing skibidi toilet theme at the top of their lungs

[@andyquach3896]

THATS WHY MY FINAL RATING FOR THIS IS A CRIPPLING STOMACH OUT OF TEN

[@BOT_CORP]

If Gordon Ramsay watches this video, he’s gonna be absolutely *pissed*

[@Croatiaball21034]

People from Hawaii, Wyoming, North Dakota, Montana, Vermont, and Maine: at least lankybox kitchen is not in here

[@Nullnut]

The way LankyBox kitchen was made on the Wii U's 10th birthday 💀

[@Cartoonix-cu8zd]

That’s just despicable

[@Ismael-xh4qh]

​@@Cartoonix-cu8zdLankybox and Wii have a birthday. There is nothing we can do

[@darkestccino5405]

I work at a pizza restaurant. Seeing that pizza made me recoil back.

[@billnocolis9368]

Birdo: alright baby birdo here is your dinner! Baby birdo: wow thanks mommy! *2 hours later* *baby birdo gets food poisoning*

[@tilliemukey8213]

21 DOLLARS FOR THAT. I assumed that this was a prank

[@-John-Seed-]

SOMEONE CALL ME A DOCTOR IM GOING TO GET BRAINROT AND I WILL DIE OF CRINGE AND I WILL GO INSANE PLEASE HELP ME!

[@nicfnbr77]

Also the pizza is just chuck E. cheese pizza they added this to the pizza: Arsenic trioxide. Chlorine. Hydrogen cyanide. Nitrous oxide. Phosgene. Potassium cyanide (analytical reagent and purified) Sodium arsenate (analytical reagent) Sodium cyanide (analytical reagent)

[@proxyrhine]

I would honestly rather eat soggy frozen s****y processed pizza than eat whatever the hell a lankybox pizza would be like and even if I did like it, it would probably send me straight to the bathroom and most likely get me food poisoned.

[@gabelolll]

0:01 thanks for the warning

[@SylvesterTheSupernatural]

Here come those 5yr old LB fans

[@zareelol]

That food looks toxic asf

[@AlgebralienSix]

5:32 boxy* also… HOW DARE YOU BRING FURRIES INTO LANKY BOX?? 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Pink.f4wn.2005]

I saw their plushies and blindboxes in my local toy shop the other day..

[@Hate0000]

Lankybox be selling type 2 diabetes with a side of heart attack

[@NedjouaMario]

the 19 dislike in this video is just kids is angry about someone talk about lankybox

[@noahmoscoso9464]

If lankybox spawns in to sell me food I’m gonna scream

[@noahmoscoso9464]

Also what’s next box-net? Lankyshurance💀

[@noahmoscoso9464]

Lankybox spawns in: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[@Coldcola]

1:30 oh god it’s in my state💀

[@georgedaskalakia2873]

Their food could be treated as a freaking nucklear exepiriement

[@projectzack]

ah hell nah, I ate the lanky box bts meal at 3:00 AM (not clickbate) (ft. mr.brest) (ft. Molester)

[@thegameboy4620]

dem churros look like irradiated pool noodles. 💀💀

[@WernerLabuschagne-iy7gw]

Yeah I am glad I am in South Africa like this guy.

[@arvinhejazi2590]

This is the only food that can keep the math teacher home because of food poisoning

[@TheFJPlanets]

2:38 Wait, Ohio doesn’t have the most Lankybox kitchen stores?

[@csxrailfan5107]

Pennysvaina 💀

[@ssxtier]

Just to tell you that the tuna sandwiches in my local "black market" are better than lankybox kitchen

[@sirletonvladiton2304]

Holy moly... LANKYBOX WOULD BECOME WORST KZbinR WHATSOEVER!

[@mcawesomeytyo3312]

We need the FDA 2 for this💀

[@K1tts_z]

Wtf they ruining Amanda the adventure (horror au of Dora)

[@realfuzzybee13]

6:14 Oi, don't play this tone on the air. This tone is for the EAS Attention Signal.

[@DewTheDrew]

No shit

[@Tboid_the_Nerd]

The fact there is just 1 LankyBox Kitchen location in my home state is scaring me.

[@Gamer._.Furry123-kc8tr]

7:52 best part ✨

[@FailedAura]

Sometime I Went To Freddy Fazbear Pizzeria and saw Lankybox kitchen box thing 💀😭😭