This Man Is A Monster

[@MercWTM2]

Rory Jennings with one of the worst aging takes of the century 💀 That dog is beautiful

[@eoinforHIT]

You sound surprised.

[@MercWTM2]

@@eoinforHITnah, it’s just hilarious how he had to apologize cause the take was just THAT shit.

[@eoinforHIT]

@MercWTM2 Most of his statements are like that. I think he does so on purpose, but every now & and then, he is truly passionate about his view. At least he believes in what he says. He has a real disdain for Spurs & refuses to compliment them.

[@robs9237]

Rory makes Stephen A Smith look smart

[@GaddafisPlug]

his channel is based on trash takes its how he gets views and subs

[@ilyaschepens2018]

The only man more consistent than Haaland is you with the uploads.

[@thacrypt223]

And Rory with his consistently bad takes of course.

[@LiterallyBatman08]

Domt forget my glorious king antony 🗣🔥🔥

[@colincolin5696]

I still think that treble winning season and all the records he broke is still unbelievably underrated and overlooked..

[@powerkingez9682]

the fact he didnt win the ballandor over someone in the MLS proves just that

[@m3ga975]

@@powerkingez9682 found the hater 🤣

[@umarrazvi]

@@m3ga975not wrong though Balon dor is a popularity contest. Messi had to win that as he won the WC.

[@adnanhussain9057]

​@@m3ga975it's a popularity contest. Messi won the world cup and was the best player on that team. He was always gonna win it but haaland was the undisputed best player that season.

[@dondamon4669]

Because it was bought and no one cares about it or has feelings around it like Manchester United 99 which meant so much to the world but no one wants a country run team winning! In fact it's disgusting

[@alfiezollo5519]

Feel sorry for a guy making such good content, is rewarded with watching united on a weekly basis

[@willemwavefoe553]

Didn't know we were getting a star appearance

[@DelsinRoweInfamous]

Goat enters the video 🥶

[@OlafderPirat]

Loved how you calculated that right at the end. Seeing Haaland score 40+ goals every seasons for a decade and a half could very well be possible.

[@ahsenserhat9270]

No, he plays 40-45 match seasons. His national team is also a hinder. He will probably score near 30-35 goals every season, and end his career like Ibra. His opponents are Lewandowski - Ibrahimovic - Suarez to be honest. It's clear. Under Ronaldo - Messi level, we have this modern untouchable trio around 550-650 goal numbers. If he surpasses them, he will be the greatest pure CF of all time. This is the goal.

[@komasdfg]

Haaland the only player been breaking records left and right, and still people complain about him not doing enough.

[@jaimeg6780]

He’s only good in Man City he can’t perform on his national team

[@ichigoat10]

​@@jaimeg6780He literally just became Norway's Top Goalscorer so saying he doesn't do anything for Norway is dumb

[@bo4Elite]

90% are Messi fans

[@hoàngduy-h7k]

@@bo4Elite stop the bullshit man almost no Messi fan Hate Haaland, only Mbappe & Real madrid & Man United fan hates him

[@bo4Elite]

@@hoàngduy-h7k Why Madrid fans hate him? bullshit. Messi fans hate him cause he was competing for balon dor with him. Messi fans hate everyone who is not Messi and then laugh at others if they defend their favorite players. Messi fans think Ronaldo is just an above average player with marketing. lol! that is the level of intelligent needed to be Messi fans

[@SilverShot114]

IGN getting called out in a Haaland focused video wasn't on my Bingo card, but I like it.

[@frozenbbfan]

"This is Alvaro Morata's per game stat". Lol I lost it on that one

[@peeper2070]

Bro’s account is 18 years old

[@mikesolomon6130]

12:15 is the take-home message. The two greatest players. One the most naturally gifted, decisive and a joy to watch the other, just an animal of a competitor whom you can't help but have utmost respect for. Pushing each other to unheard of heights. I feel blessed as someone who loves soccer to have witnessed both

[@caralho5237]

In reality Messi trains just as hard as CR7, he just doesnt talk about it

[@Skyyyy__]

@@caralho5237you would think more people would know this but in reality they don’t…

[@dhineshmohan3867]

2:58 the loose hair Haaland really took me by surprise lmao. He's a viking for real

[@KMD-qj1qc]

Haaland at 24, 256 goals + 54 assists in 313 games, that’s 0.99 goal contributions per game Messi at 24, 197 goals + 84 assists in 326 games, that’s 0.86 goal contributions per game Ronaldo at 24, 132 goals + 66 assists in in 362 games, that’s 0.54 a goal contribution per game Haaland has the best minutes per goal ratio of any player to compete in the champions league scoring on an average of every 64 minutes, fastest player to 10,20, 30,40 Champion league goals most of these broken before joining city, Quickest and youngest player to reach 50 goals in Bundesliga history, broke the epl top scoring record for 1 season in his first season Haaland has played most of his career in weaker teams compared to Barca and Man United playing with the like of Durtmund until he joined city This dude can reach any heights

[@Nobody-tu5wt]

Just one thing that's bad about his football imo is it's boring

[@disrupt94]

Ronaldo and Messi were not strikers from the start like Haaland though? as a point of reference, Haaland managed to score 100 goals in 105 games for Man City. CR7 scored 100 goals in 105 games for RM too, while also creating a shit-ton more chances than Haaland. I don't see him dethroning Ronaldo or Messi.

[@omegaj21]

2:11 good stare 7/10

[@BiggestBirdonMars]

Haaland has scored crazy already this season but his all round play has improved so much this season His hold up play,his control on the ball His accuracy in playing in teammates has improved As well If foden can find a connection with him city will be fine without kdb He had an amazing game against slovenia but twitter trolls were sillent ,once he lost to austria everyone remembered he was still playing football Everyone says every striker is a better player than him until its time to actually prove it

[@dronesclubhighjinks]

Haaland is a blast to watch! It's also a blast watching snarky commentary of people who are jealous or worried that he might overturn the records of their favorite player. Trying to deny that he is anything but a phenom is petty. You have a lovely dog! Thank you for the video!

[@アマ-p2l]

Making the comparison to Ronaldo and Messi is petty. First of all stats don't matter. Any clutch player who never scores but scores when it matters is a better player in my book. He isn't even better than Cole Palmer so comparing him to legends is a joke. If he puts in the work he may become as good as Drogba, with more consistency. Which would be a sight to behold, but it's not a god, it's not even Messi or Ronaldo, as far as you could possibly get form a goat because goat qualities are deciding games, not being on the end of a perfect pass to tap it in, not saying he's a tap-in specialist just saying there probably hasn't been any club that made it easier for a striker to score, Balotelli may have performed as good as him with the right teammates (that may be cap), he's by far not even the best City player in history though, there's no comparison to Yaya Toure, that's not up for debate. 5 more seaons like this then you can call him the greatest City player. 10 more then you can get away comparing him to the goats. However if he never scores against Real Madrid then he will never even get close to being the greatest of all time. There are players who had way more impact on the important games. Even if you judge by consistency there's Yaya Toure and Ronaldo 9. Drogba was already a better striker it's not up for questioning. The stats don't matter, a striker that scores in every single knock-out game he plays does. He's a modern phenomenon, but a pretty lame one, if you think because of his stats he's anywhere as big as the legends you're just wrong. He's not even on Drogba levels yet. He can get there and it would be spectacular, but I don't want to see it because you will proclaim him a god and send him fanmail if that happens since you're already talking about his records as if he's playing alone on the pitch, or as if stats in the modern game can be compared to Drogbas stats who used to get fouled right from kickoff to a point that would put todays strikers on the bench before they ever get into the penalty box.

[@アマ-p2l]

@Mike-leo56 Sorry I was bored. In all honesty though you can't crown him while he hasn't even outshined Yaya and Didier in the PL, CL and nationals. It looks like it's just a matter of time though so I'm willing to give it a rest for you my friend

[@Cursedpeopleakajuice]

​@Mike-leo56 is he wrong tho , it is still too soon for him to being compared to one of the best player of all time . He is great not the greatest of all time we have to wait and see

[@DroidSapiensX]

​@@アマ-p2l Chelsea side in its glory days had arguably the best footballing prodigies in the Prem and Europe. Just to name a few, Drogba, Lampard, John Terry, Ballack, Anelka, Ashley Cole and the list goes on. Pretty much comparable to the Treble winner City side. For the likes of Drogba who's highly rated in his prime with the squad mentioned, his stats should be equal to what Haaland's had, but it's not even close. Drogba wasn't really capable to produce those numbers. It's as clear as daylight. Haaland is twice the striker Drogba was and earned that privilege of being compared to the GOATs. About Big-Games scoring, there are many lesser known players than Drogba who score in Big Games. Some of them are not even strikers. Drogba isn't the only one. So your argument is not as solid as it may sound.

[@DroidSapiensX]

@Mike-leo56 Yup Stats don't lie. Haaland's already surpassed Drogba at such a young age. Either we talk about technical side of the game or the subject of who's more clinical in front of the net, Haaland stands out better than deified legend.

[@m11w888]

Love Haaland watches him rise threw BVB 09 as a young goal machine who had the best post match interviews tied with Ollise. And seeing him become a goal havocking machine even more in ManCity is so amazing to see, what this guy will get up to in the future of his career I hope becomes legacy as he continues to bangs out season after season. Can't hate this player even if he has some sort of 'ego' (truth is we all do) just want to see the best out of him, love from a BVB09 fan, great video btw!

[@invalidname4899]

You NEED to make one about Lamine Yamal.

[@immanuelalk9108]

Exactly!

[@KR__]

Even though I really don't like Manchester City, I still like haaland. Easily the best striker right now

[@nikolaskoric804]

Why?

[@kebabneger3745]

​@@nikolaskoric804118 charges?

[@NkosanaMakhubele]

​@@nikolaskoric804 he scores many goals

[@アマ-p2l]

Osimhen and Kane are better or as good

[@Kyoungminyshka]

⁠@@アマ-p2lim personally a fan of osimhen but that's a horrible take my dude

[@JimTheFly]

Haaland still having his physical peak to come while he's getting smarter and learning more that he can do with the ball is a scary. I'm not saying he could surpass Messi or Ronaldo with those numbers but... I wouldn't be surprised to see him do something like Hank Aaron where you literally could just pencil him in for 35-40 HRs every year for a decade and a half. And if he makes the right club moves he could easily keep those numbers up while his physicality starts to go. I mean, can you imagine 2032, seeing a 32-yo Haaland getting on the end of crosses from a 25-yo Lamine Yamal down at Barca? It's *possible*, especially if he wants to play for a number of teams in a number of leagues. Then around 2035 he comes to MLS and it's like Zlatan 2.0

[@BrentCameron-ci9ng]

Again, love all your content your videos are sick but as professional as you run this channel you running with your dog coming in shows your just a real dude talking smack about the sport he loves and I’m all for it. Much love from Australia mate keep killing it 👌

[@zamasublack7024]

i think one of the worst takes people have about haaland is that he cant function without service. He actually makes playmakers better considering his ridiculous combination of athleticism and iq like that dortmund goal he's definitely the best striker in the world

[@Bongekile-w2d]

I’ve become completely captivated by this channel. Ever since I stumbled upon it recently, it’s become a nightly ritual to watch a video before bed. Excellent work, Tinashe!

[@chinomsouzoeto977]

Your videos are always a viewing delight. Well done for always making me chuckle.

[@PotatoPicker808]

Mans shouted out sparking zero!? Fair play

[@hillbilly904]

Love your sarcasm bro, quality content as per usual, keep it up! :)

[@dscwac396]

He's a real life FIFA career mode simulation

[@lhurdimpraim8411]

I think the title should be 'Dissecting the Robot'. This guy is just good

[@bigk6860]

0:57 he says comfortably while showing Cole Palmer who is not even a Stryker. And playas for a team that came 5th.

[@justbreathe1]

Messi was also not a striker so what’s ur point?

[@godgamingmaster770]

​@@justbreathe1cole palmer is not messi, you can't compare messi and ronaldo with anyone bruv😭

[@justbreathe1]

@@godgamingmaster770 yh it’s cuz positions don’t really matter as much when it comes to scoring goals. If you’re in the position to score then go for it innit

[@bigk6860]

@@justbreathe1 so would you say the same thing if a left back has as much goles as cole palmer.

[@bigk6860]

@@justbreathe1 chelsea also came 5th and wasn't good till near the end of a season, Harland playas for the best team in the league.

[@ahmadmuhammad3380]

For you to know how good Haaland is he was involved with 30+goals and we call it a bad season for him 😂

[@hollins625]

It was a pleasure, having him on our team 🖤💛

[@soumnag7388]

THE SCANDANAVIAN CYBORG!

[@KarlSkorger]

Haaland is the type of player that you make in FIFA career mode.

[@ridakesserwan8712]

he's absolutely monstrous the only thing that brings his discussion down is his comparison with the goats, comparison is thief of joy he needs to be a winger, playmaker, dribbler, free kick taker, clutch monster to be even brought up to this debate, but he's not. He's simply a lethal finisher in the box and that is what makes him phenomenal

[@3nyx]

Amazing video bro

[@AfifFarhati]

Damn bro , i feel like you're uploading like crazy these day! Quality content like usual , thanks dude!

[@strainsofjasmine5658]

If Haaland is league 2 quality then Inzaghi is only good for Vanarama League. The people who say he’s only a tap in merchant or he only scores goals and nothing else forget that there were many strikers like him in the past. Ruud was the same, Inzaghi. A bunch of fox in the box type of players who were absolutely lethal. And he’s really more than just goals, he just so happens to be EXTREMELY good at his role

[@caralho5237]

If playing like Haaland was so easy then everyone would be scoring 40 goals a season 😂 Seems obvious doesnt it

[@sonicwithglasses131]

Nobody rates Inzaghi like that bro 😭

[@strainsofjasmine5658]

@@sonicwithglasses131 nah people love Inzaghi. He’s “underrated” now because of all of the mystique and nostalgia surrounding players of his time. He scored in UCL finals so he’s got to be good for something

[@kimalharvey4542]

also IGN getting a stray is the best YT-cameo I could have hoped to see today

[@christianmelendez7881]

I just wanna call out the RDC clip you used around 1:10. Glad to see my Texas boys being shown around the world.

[@WONMARK]

Sometimes I wonder if Haaland is an example of what Pep would do if he had CR7 on his team...

[@ulyc3285]

Pep did try and get him but Sir Alex convinced ronaldo not to maybe Ronaldo would have still been playing in Europe if he went to city instead of man U

[@theemotionalremix]

Any striker would thrive at Manchester City. Pep wanted Harry Kane, imagine what Harry Kane would've done in this City team.

[@eggs5019]

Great video and BEAUTIFUL pup!

[@carlorossi6462]

It was so wonderful and touching to see the love you and beautiful dog have for each other ❤

[@karabomasibi2331]

This is such an interesting video.. Well constructed and very different from everything else on KZbin

[@arribalaschivas91]

Video went from great to best with the guest appearance

[@sp4cem4n70]

It's the movement. No one. And I mean NO ONE moves like halaand. I spend a lot of time rewatching his goals just to see his scan rate, how he times and bends his runs, his choice of finishing touches. He has me watching city more than their fans and I hate that

[@AIIXIII0]

Also his body. To have that kind of movement plus tall stature? Its basically an anime character at this point. No tall strikers is ever as fast as him + his body control.

[@mz.7934]

great intro

[@Mecofmecs]

Beautiful video.

[@loganpocius4836]

the dog made my day hahaha, great video lad

[@pruney84]

Rdc cut from the Steph Curry video😂😂😂😂😂😂 That's why you're the best Tinashe😍

[@SBNewMe]

Great vid. Love your voice.

[@Brok3nRonim]

Pup reveal, IGN mention A man of culture

[@yohanessetyadi1696]

Messi and Ronaldo stats are Ridiculous and they make it looks easy Those two are GOATs

[@Jamaican_Foden]

Thank u 🙏 for this vid appreciated bc all these other fans are just annoying calling the man a tap in merchant

[@darrylmaina1467]

I’m a simple man, I see a football iconic video I click. Love thr consistent uploads

[@chanendlerbong]

Remember when people actually thought that Darwin Nunez is going to be better than Haaland 💀

[@devoneditz9908]

9:04 Tinashe knows what’s up

[@anubis5615]

0:07 guys this is a clip from the most hilarious interview ever, just look up why are you gay for your own sake, you wont regret it

[@WilliamWurtzBoesdal]

Football Iconic Confirms Haaland to Barca. Here We GO🔴🔵✅🏁

[@LS-kp6em]

Please feature that dog in more videos! also loved the paint joke 🤣

[@tagarikamaruza8263]

if he goes to LaLiga he will score 100 in a calendar year. I feel he should go to Barca to fill in for when Lewa leaves, the system.that favors a CF is in place with Flick....ViniXMbappe Vs HaarlandXYamal

[@jackn4259]

Haaland is a generational talent simple as that

[@muhammadnazrin3390]

6:08 "What the hell is this? How did he get his foot all the way up there? Is this legal? I feel sick." Some guy on the internet

[@BobMcBurger1]

He certainly is a "monster" with how he yelled at the ref that one time.

[@Myc_Frillz]

Egregious what IGN did there but yeah Haaland be doing the most 🔥

[@aT_Jrod]

8:32 Following an exhaustive and meticulous evaluation of the comprehensive dataset derived from the expected goals (xG) analysis, supplemented by cross-referencing with Opta metrics to rigorously corroborate the spatial orientations and potential cognitive biases introduced by the players' positioning, I am able to assert, with a high degree of confidence, the verifiable existence of... doggo

[@Tigerheiress]

Cant believe our viking is gonna be a dad

[@DillaryHuff]

There it is! 😄

[@thatRyzzle]

I love the dig at IGN.

[@hugo_svelme]

When Ronaldo have one touches he gets called Tapinaldo. This guy gets praised for that. 😂

[@shomgerry]

Three seasons in a row.

[@chichi1926]

Hey Tinashe I just wanted to remind you that you're a great story teller😅

[@official_seasonz]

When u're so good they call you finished when you go 2 games without a goal

[@1997lordofdoom]

2:39 you said there are 2 place that are better than him being in Man City, Real Madrid is the one definitely, what is the other?

[@anilihism]

Barcelona, duh… he wont go back to germany, and i dont think any italian club is at his level at the moment

[@himansurai4179]

Ok inter milan is a great club tho , but financially @skywalker996

[@DillaryHuff]

This might be a controversial opinion to people who never followed Haaland prior to moving to Man City, but I do think the entertainment side to his game shines the most when he's playing for a weaker side against fairly even opposition. I thought he was incredibly entertaining to watch at RB Salzburg with his bulldozing runs and extravagant displays of strength and speed, not to mention his build-up plays, which he gets criticized for being incompetent at these days. He showed some of that at Dortmund as well, but not quite as frequently. At Man City, I feel like his skill set has been sacrificed for the sake of the team/Pep's tactical setup, and that might be beneficial for Man City, but it's also subjected him to a lot of what I think is largely undeserved criticism. And a lot of people do tend to rate players based on their entertainment factor, so it's not all that surprising to me that some people seem to experience great joy in regurgitating the statement "without service, he would be nothing", or "he can't do anything by himself, unlike player X who's a one man army" 😅

[@gurururuwarararara8164]

Some people tryna make Haaland seem like he's got the first touch of Titus Bramble lmao

[@Jack-sq6xb]

We need to know Haalands current Minecraft speedrun time

[@kunalshah1135]

I have the courage to call Haaland an underrated player based on the fact about what he did in that treble winning season ❤❤

[@Emanuel-zq6qr]

Sparking Zero mentioned GOAT

[@mavster78]

Another counter to "he can only do with at a good team like ManC", is that he has close to 1 goal per game with the national team, and they are decidedly not good (as a team). Just broke a 90 year old record to become the top scorer ever...at 24. His biggest weakness (imo) is that he has a tendency to disappear in big matches. But not every player, no matter their skill, has the ability to singlehandedly turn and win games or tournaments (hi Messi)

[@Kupferdrahtful]

If this guy keeps going like this you have to start considering him of the goat no. 9!

[@soniqonline]

A rare, wholesome moment at 08:31 !

[@kylephaneufmusic]

He’s the best box striker in the world.

[@zangelomlilo835]

do you mind sharing the link to the one-touch finsihing training in the beginning of the video.

[@conservative_south_african]

41 goals every year for the next 15 years is insane

[@LuMazing]

Did morata dirty😩😫😫😫

[@alicensedheroe]

Oh the puppy... Guess I no longer come here for awesome soccer coverage. More puppy!

[@jeffcdeleon]

Dog cameo = priceless 🤣🐶👍🏻

[@BiggestChungus21]

He’ll make for an amazing striker for Real Madrid soon

[@zagadape109]

A break for the dog, my man

[@touch4359]

Now that was a surprise visit 😊

[@renaultmeganesuperleggera]

He's been doing his job a little bit too well until people hate him. But his positioning is pretty much unmatched, and then you can always see other players missed their simple tap-ins. I just hope that he'll play with top teams after this and maintain his fitness so we can see him break more records.

[@manormachine100]

He's had three 2 pointers in a row on FPL.

[@epursimuove1633]

You’ve convinced me he’s a tap in merchant

[@stjepanlacic6510]

The charts and statistical analysis remind me of a JxmyHighroller video. Spectacular stuff ❤

[@junkfilesnotworthy]

Haaland is a villain 😂

[@sathyantinku9177]

This is what I've been saying. Winning against Man City is one thing. Winning against Man City with this absolute unit of a Striker is almost impossible. I hate that Arsenal have to play against them to win EPL. Haaland is just damn good. For me the best player in the world atm.

[@CrosseyedpainIess]

Thank god he plays for Norway and not an insane national team

[@PhilliesNostalgia]

He would’ve been behind Kane for probably the last 5 years, but just imagine Haaland as the backup and sometimes starter for England. That would be insane

[@KOUTSOKALIGERHS]

I bet he regrets choosing Norway

[@thejulinks]

To quote our fan curve from last Sunder "Haaland, Haaland, who the fuck is Erling Haaland?" ;)

[@Thomas...191]

Is haaland a good example of the type of freak athlete we'd get more of if the US played more football than... whatever it is they play atm... because those guys look big and fast.

[@kaiserfakinaway5909]

"reverse manchester united" I CAN"T, LMAOOOO

[@tonyng1600]

haaland style is best if he is in real madrid minus kylian, wide open space, quick counter attacks, lot of 1v1 break throu runs. barcelona style reminds me of city which is actually not suited for haaland. he is going to score a ton which ever team he goes but would look amazing in real madrid but they probably have to get rid of kylian to have good team chemistry