this man stuck his head into a particle accelerator

[@nathan9901]

Bro felt hyperspeed from star wars

[@PrincessMoxxie]

Lol! No kidding!

[@memerified]

Iuu

[@ZaidanDarmasakti]

Travelling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops!

[@reatlegile.k]

🎉😂😂😂

[@wObBlE73]

897L

[@MangoDoge24]

I feel like “occasional headaches” might be an oversimplification 😅

[@Aaron-dw4fr]

Bro called it his own "personal chernobyl" that shit is not mild

[@sippinjuiceforlife3734]

Probably not, the subatomic partials collided letting of the binding particles that bind together our natural universe. I’d explain it more, but it was no more than a pin needle shooting through his brain, probably killing a slight bit of tissue & neurons. I mean Phineas Gage had a 3.7 foot, 13 pound rod go directly through his frontal cortex’s & all he really experienced was swelling, which was resolved. Then he lost a few iq points, had some behavioral issues, lost his job, became a freak show. Yet all his complaints were he had a few headaches.

[@pradyumn2453]

😂

[@SobaYatai]

@@sippinjuiceforlife3734 i think its rather an old age lmao

[@kalebdupre8715]

@@Aaron-dw4fr i dont think you understand the power of a particle accelarator

[@egg8253]

I hate it when i accidentally put my head in a particle accelerator

[@kssuuvi]

Real

[@DiverThe3rd]

Fr bro 😪

[@abi3751]

😂

[@McLovin-Mixtape]

Damn bro same, me and my friends were out there with our PhDs at 15 and decided to go to TRIUMF and we all stuck are heads in the machine, I hate it when that happens. 💀

[@textgraphic9479]

It's so annoying

[@NotNonaSoft]

He’s now known as *“The Spot”.*

[@Mae_Dastardly]

He's gonna crease your Js

[@sqashhyyyboy]

@@Mae_Dastardly 💀💀

[@Paradox11-11]

Dr.Sheldon Cooper✨

[@Rockethead293]

He also *WENT BACK TO WORK AFTER THIS* because he didnt want to get fired.

[@costcofreesample]

No excuses

[@yaphi999]

Russia for you

[@ShodaiGojira-xn3xk]

I mean, I guess he had to, or else he had to live in the Gulag.

[@VultureSH]

Hilariously enough, this technically makes the survival rate of sticking your head into a partical accelerator 100%, since he's the only dude who's done it

[@duplexx58]

survival rate, not chance. If someone else did this i think they would still have a decent chance of dying lol

[@the_gratefulgamer]

"who's done it....that we know of"

[@abi3751]

Ya he is the only one and its 100%

[@80obsession]

Thats a fallacy. You forgot to implement the use of Survivorship Bias into play.

[@FW.Shadthix]

@@EachDuck 🧢

[@tanmay5683]

I'm getting flash vibes from this guy

[@yarensenalp5341]

Bro became a meta human

[@codemaster8543]

Quite literally.

[@TheFlash-wq3cn]

Why bro? Me here

[@codemaster8543]

@@TheFlash-wq3cn How did it feel to be in the accelerator?

[@TheFlash-wq3cn]

@@codemaster8543 Kinda good ngl, I became one with the speedforce

[@notdelusionalcowboysfan]

Some people are afraid of the dentist, this dude experienced 50 billion times that

[@Nightrunners1020]

This comment will probably get 1k+ likes in a few hours or days

[@CalebChapman]

Bro I see you literally everywhere

[@adammikaeltang7791]

​@@Nightrunners1020 it never did

[@Nightrunners1020]

@@adammikaeltang7791 no kidding

[@dot-ln7jc]

​@@Nightrunners1020 Cap

[@potatopotato2731]

The reason is quite interesting. The particles had so much energy it basically ignores his head

[@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim]

uhhhh they made him BLIND in one eye

[@IamFish_2009]

@@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim well thats not his head is it?

[@wocka.720]

Bro became the speedforce💀

[@Lebronjames3841]

Flash reference 😂

[@aryamanpanigrahi3982]

He gave the worst example to make us understand how much energy was there

[@anirudhp.v9517]

gabe needs to know there are people who are speed running his shorts 😂

[@henricopter.]

Me 😂

[@Solitario9475]

Damn gotta find another way to get super powers

[@Hikarumala]

he got super powers this is just the cover story

[@NarPlayz]

NAH BRO BECAME CLIFFORD DEVOE

[@JBradlington299]

"My name is Barry Allen, fastest man alive"

[@dannyshrek9427]

😂

[@aongtingco]

Ah, The golden age of television (in my opinion)

[@astranimations42]

“don’t let it overcharge!” “what do ya mean, overcha-“

[@victorhugogonzalezbriones4874]

Hamon overdrive

[@clark987878]

Bro entered the speed force

[@mohaumoseki3582]

Yeah I watched the Death Battle Crash Vs Spyro and in the Spyro analysis, Wiz(the voice of Ben) mentioned this guy.What a wild time.

[@Mirristal]

What are you referring to?

[@mohaumoseki3582]

@@Mirristal The Death battle that happened about 5 or 6 years which Crash and Spyro fought.

[@the_gratefulgamer]

I'm gonna guess Spyro Won

[@gregernyturnip5863]

Bro saw the spiderverce

[@Flitz__]

Bro took "there's a presence in the force" to a whole new level

[@ZADARGG]

Technically, the survival rate of Particle Acceleration was 100% because only 1 person got inside and survived

[@Archeridonemperator96]

He “accidentally” stuck his head into a particle accelerator

[@juancardoza2320]

Bro wanted to become the flash

[@johannamiller3084]

He was like “…. For science.”

[@victorhugogonzalezbriones4874]

Oh no stepbro, I’m stuck

[@joeygriff1706]

It's essentially like how The Flash can pass through walls in solid objects when hes moving that fast.

[@Porpolhot]

This is how DC got flash backstory from

[@dannyshrek9427]

Fr

[@SadatSadat-e2p]

Dude literally took 'try tongue but hole' to a whole new level

[@Daniel_Parkour]

And then the next day, he realizes He can run at three hundred twenty miles per hour

[@lionobama1397]

"To put that into perspective, let me use an example that quite literally nobody knows."

[@Joseph_aurelien]

He let the intrusive thoughts

[@roughneck2204]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@ImpossibleEvan]

He didn't stick his head into it, he was in a room that they didn't care to check if he was in

[@TheRealSeaCrab]

nah dude def has super powers

[@Roywang11105]

Bro became the cw flash after that

[@henricopter.]

This story didn't blow MY mind, but I know someone else who got their mind blown

[@shadow_scar]

This is irl metahuman Only flash fans will understand

[@dannyshrek9427]

Fr

[@ttoro7]

Bro became a meta human

[@AtomcFish]

Anatoliverse

[@ẞooßys]

And he became the flash

[@dannyshrek9427]

Fr

[@ProfFire1963]

Nah he became FireStorm No not the Jax Jackson one I meant Ronnie Raymond

[@ẞooßys]

@@ProfFire1963nah man you have to have two people to become firestorm Actually he probably became vibe or some shit like that (I really like vibe I’m not being rude to him) Or maybe he became grodd

[@Notllamalord]

He has harnessed the harness

[@achrafhicham9757]

the first man ever to take a particle accelorater to the face

[@Mikeboy-s5t]

bro became a speedster for 1 god damn second

[@zandis6]

I genuinely hate it when usually on a Sunday accidentally stick my head into a particle accelerator.

[@Retr0-Co]

this sounds like a speedsters origin story💀

[@dameerhatim3773]

Wait that sounds familia- "Cw flash flashbacks"

[@wscamel226]

It didn't blow my mind.

[@starboy_02]

He is..... The Flash.

[@anibuddyedits6744]

School topper : i dont believe in anything until i see practicle. School topper after 10 years:

[@snaper0218]

bro time traveled to the past for a bit

[@mrjkilledu9811]

"To understand what I'm about to tell you, you need to do something, you need to believe the impossible, can you do that"?

[@Dynamicdrifting]

Sooo... since hes the only person to ever do it... technically the survival rate is 100%

[@hunterrulz609]

Piccolo's new move: "SPECIAL PARTICAL BEAM CANNON!"

[@fw_rhetorical]

Did bro become the flash?

[@STRETYchicago]

Nah he is the spot

[@lailaniongtingco2610]

Nah he's too old maybe jay garrick flash

[@DustedGlitchedBear]

Didnt blow my mind, i can still think and my head is still intact.

[@TheRaymundmarasigan]

Bro started to become Lightyear feeling hyperspeed

[@ottokasbauer1986]

He said he saw the brightest flash ever and instantly knew what happened

[@xboxrupert7387]

“I bet you won’t stick your head in that particle accelerator” Bro really said: watch me

[@JRonmusic]

Just a few days ago I watched a half an hour vid on this same story, if I’d known that you were gonna cover it I would’ve saved my time lol

[@inversion9651]

I salute you.

[@itzpayton]

no, if it's the same vid I'm thinking about it goes in depth about the details. it's very informative and interesting

[@Luke_realSOT]

Bro phased through it like the flash 💀

[@soulz7209]

He 100% has powers now

[@yoitzdiggychannel3042]

And he turned into flash for our universe

[@habsborg3477]

No way he said "this story will blow your mind" 💀

[@DeanHaney-jv2oj]

If you would actually know you are made of atoms and the atoms from the atom particle accelerator going near the speed of light they just go straight past and if you didn’t know atoms do not connect so if everyone wanted to put the head in a particle accelerator nothing would happen to them but a few problems in getting older

[@princealastor]

"I am the impossible gabesweets." - barry allen

[@combocruz0_23]

That story almost blew His mind

[@ikatakapoochie9670]

His mind nearly got blown

[@HanzCastroyearsago]

His brain got a new element 💀

[@amarorogelcruz2163]

Once he said Anatolli I thought it was Chernobyl

[@dhruvv9745]

I was expecting more of a meta human ending. Lol

[@gandalfthequasar]

Bro wants to become the thinker from the flash

[@JChrisgamer]

And this is Barry Allen The impossible

[@mew__.]

it blowed my mind. and that particle accelerator blowed his head *drum sfx*

[@123_gabe]

His mind was blown 💀

[@Ndjdjssjj]

He unlocked the speed force

[@Chasling_]

he survived the impossible due to a particle accelerator. all bro needed was to be struck by lightning and we woulda had the flash 😑

[@puffythepuffwump]

he thought he would get free headless

[@stevemc01]

“That’s funny… why’s the warning light off?”

[@EjGalvan]

Bruh turned into the spot from the new spider man movie

[@MrPremium183]

"To put that into perspective, thats about 50 billion dental x rays." Wow. Great perspective. I definitely know what thats like.

[@austrailiaGT]

definitely blew his mind

[@cicciocaputo9254]

This story blew his mind too

[@JohnNotAMurderer]

Bro got hit by a particle beam and still made it out with half of his eyesight.

[@diazvanmoerzeke8536]

"Accidently stuck his head into a particle accelerator"

[@SamueIJetstream]

Bro became the spot

[@TerAbsolute]

acclerated at 99.9999% at the speed of light

[@italicmuscle4786]

This story didn't blow my mind... But it sure blew his!

[@takedoesstuff]

Bro turned into sonic 💀

[@sticks_studiosHQ]

Imagine now having the ability to read minds

[@SPIDERMAN-b4g]

Bro became the flash

[@BreadBased]

No. It blew *his* mind.

[@sahatfr]

bro decided to become cicada

[@glasslantern5439]

Bro tried to turn into dr Manhattan 💀

[@multiversegamer6587]

This is kinda like the extremely insanely low chance of your hand falling through a table when you smack it.

[@MatchaYmir]

blud almost became a meta human

[@AstronomyEnthusiast]

Bro really blew his mind💀

[@MrNegative911]

I thought he would get some superpower

[@ultimategennix]

Bro became the black flash

[@Destroyre]

He secretly fights crime at high speeds

[@tiffanyhughes5313]

The start of a superhero

[@BobbyLovesOranges]

Its a kinda wholesome story

[@izhaaarwallhop4864]

him:he survive the impossible anatoli:I AM THE IMPOSSIBLE -flash

[@MFS_Is_His_Own]

Tis but a scratch

[@J09-555]

Since he's the only person to not only survive, but actually experience this, the survivability rate of a particle accelerator is technically 100%

[@GenX-hb8fn]

Bro used his domain expansion