What if you put your head in a particle accelerator?

[@kylehill]

Your monthly dose of calmly narrated tragedy. Thanks for watching.

[@matty42087]

These videos are my favorite.

[@alecdickens1042]

Thank you for making and narrating this presentation.

[@tcayzer]

Thank you for sharing this story

[@DreadyDot]

Loved it! Please do more!

[@captainloopy8919]

I love these videos

[@RinSuzaku]

My stepdad had a non-cancerous brain tumor that was pressing in his skull in a way that was giving him seizures and made him completely deaf in his right ear. He ended up getting proton therapy, and the beam literally punched a hole through the tumor and it fell in on itself. He's seizure free now and has regained some hearing. Science is fucking amazing dude.

[@raeste.claire7093]

holy shit how is NOW when im learning about this treatment??

[@Enderplays12]

It's hilarious that we just boil water several different ways and shoot stuff. That's all we do. Boil water and more water to boil more water. And shoot tumours and each other. lmao

[@giannicarbonara7342]

@@Enderplays12 Explosions too, like 90% of our technology is just carefully controlled explosions.

[@o.h3887]

Legend

[@squidpw6493]

@@giannicarbonara7342 and anything with a touch screen is us conducting electricity. So we’re basically shocking ourselves every time we touch any screen

[@thearsonpotato3081]

Has anyone noticed there is a 100% survival rate of sticking your head in a proton accelerator because the only person to do it survived...

[@mr.hanger]

And no one likes to come in second, so why chance it?

[@Azy196]

@@mr.hanger false. First is the worst, second is the best. Boom.

[@alexv5581]

That's not how statistics and probability works Lol

[@scriptedjava265]

@@alexv5581 it’s how statistics work

[@DR3WTUBE]

Facts.

[@josephfaria6617]

The only man to ever wrap his head around particle physics.

[@Master_vp101]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@Master_vp101]

Underrated comment

[@theluckyproject8044]

WHY IS THIS NOT THE TOP COMMENT GOD DAMMIT

[@herrrmike]

He couldn't wrap his head around it, though. It went in one ear and out the other.

[@thomasblack9463]

Best goddamn reply ever written

[@scottmeredith3359]

I find it kind of hilarious that you could just open a door into a wildly dangerous science experiment like “whoops this isn’t the bathroom”

[@styrofoam4637]

soviet union safety 😂 i’m from a post ussr country and we didn’t even need to legally wear seatbelts while driving until like 2006. even for children. safety barely existed in that part of the world lmao

[@Inv1ns1bl]

It was explained a few different things went wrong that led to him being able to access the area.

[@Ammdar]

​@@styrofoam4637Yeah I was similarly confused until they said the name of the site... then I was like oh that makes sense lol.

[@thomasgeorge4384]

That kinda safety record is how we got the RBMK reactor.

[@emptywindexbottle97]

That's the Soviet union for you

[@oceanman_8370]

"I shouldn't lock the door. It's not like anything bad will happen" -A very wrong scientist

[@billbadson7598]

Goes to show, EVERYONE is capable of being a complete dumbass, even a genius.

[@Typi]

His Hypothosis was proven incorrect.

[@env0x]

Or, he knew what was going to happen and left the door unlocked intentionally. For the sake of science!

[@juliomb1]

Said the intern.

[@dustinmichel7608]

This is like a Russian scientist Motto

[@HurrPaulDurr]

The craziest thing about this whole thing is how Bugorski is still alive to this day, and actually outlived the particle accelerator that caused his accident.

[@serotonin.scavenger]

Talk about something that doesn't kill you

[@audiodood]

What a savage

[@RoseSiames]

Is he still in Russia, does the Russian government finally gave him his free medicines

[@chavezreal]

@19ROSES they’re not Soviets

[@peniitence]

@19ROSES comparing Russia today to its USSR counterpart, it is very different lol

[@CrookedEyeSniper]

This year is a momentous occasion for me. It is the 49th year in a row that I have not stuck my head in a proton accelerator. I'm really hoping to keep that streak alive. I'm working towards that goal every day.

[@spit_soup]

good for you friend, keep it up

[@westdekota5935]

i know it's a difficult journey but you're doing amazing! keep it up🫶🫶

[@OfficialROZWBRAZEL]

I support your journey

[@Jagh-uy2nc]

Happy very late birthday 😂

[@user-tt3lb1yy6i]

Damn so how did you feel 49 years ago?

[@marblight2068]

“I’m being tested. The human capacity for survival is being tested.” That’s such a heartbreaking thing to hear from someone going through something like this

[@Dawn_LR]

Your pic and your compassion says it all. 🕊️🙋🏻‍♀️👍🇨🇦

[@jetblackjoy]

One way to make peace with the situation.

[@Vsevolodbochkov]

​@OnyxtheFolf what's that fancy maple leaf emoji? Are you a sponsor?

[@xxrreeddxx]

Right? It resonates so strongly. Bless his heart.

[@keithpeterson3805]

Love ya brother, stay safe.

[@StanislaoMoulinsky79]

"After seeing a thousands suns Bugorski knew he was in trouble". So of course he did the obvious rational thing and went home to sleep it off.

[@Proton_N]

It's a Slav thing.

[@waspoppin4784]

Gotta get a good nights sleep to stay healthy and fight off your high powered beam disease

[@cleanerben9636]

he probably thought he was going to die and wanted to be comfortable

[@semifavorableuncircle6952]

I am really surprised the word "Wodka" never was mentioned there. I would have expected him to drink lots of it, and then go to sleep.

[@cleanerben9636]

@@semifavorableuncircle6952 I mean he's a slav he probably drank it as soon as he got up

[@ladydeerheart1]

He finished his job and then went home without saying a word. Our ability to deny reality is astonishing.

[@greenpegatrix3773]

I believe it can be both a blessing and a curse.

[@ariadneschild8460]

He was probably in some form of shock , people display symptoms of shock in lots of different ways. Not informing his colleagues and going home looks like shock to me ,I would want to get out of there too.

[@AbsalonCF]

@@ariadneschild8460 I, probably much like you ignoring what he thought and how he acted step by step, personally think that, if he realized what happened and managed to understand the magnitude, simply couldn't believe he was still alive and decided to try and say goodbye to his family should he not last for long.

[@npc6817]

He hid that anything happened to his colleagues because he thought he was about to die, so he wanted to spend his last night with his family rather than in a hospital. Finishing his job was just part of the cover up to avoid questioning from his coworkers.

[@cameron7374]

@@npc6817 You sound VERY sure of that, considering that I guess you probably don't know the man at all.

[@lepapafrite]

Wife: "Honey, how was work today?" Antaloi: "Fine" * insane interstellar visions and sounds going on inside his head *

[@allisonrich5061]

How Lovecraftian.

[@buraticusmmmm3604]

@Victor Masson convertible?

[@buraticusmmmm3604]

@Victor Masson 😳😳😳😳😳

[@addicz2]

Why I enter weird side of comment section 🤦‍♂️

[@benschear969]

Interstellar Overdrive!

[@Melonhii]

if anyone is wondering, Burgorski is still alive and is turning 82 this june

[@zombieslayadylan2923]

Yeah we figured that out from the other thousand people who already said the same thing.

[@zayzay4405]

@@zombieslayadylan2923 he turned 82 this June

[@pipetman4645]

Like a true soviet patriot

[@adambutton6414]

Thanks, I hate open ended creepy topics as such

[@annasdad8008]

The part no one knows about is that he now has superpowers.

[@nuffin7411]

That's why it's a good idea to have an "it is now safe to enter" light instead (or in addition to the "do not enter" light), so a failure in the equipment preserves safety instead of compromising it.

[@scratdu11]

This guy is so unlucky that this light would have also probably failed right before he was there

[@madmiico]

@@scratdu11 at least when a "it is now safe to enter" light fails, people will see that the room still isn't safe to enter

[@kitolz]

@@madmiico That's what it means to "fail safe". When equipment fails, it should do so in a way that increases the immediate danger.

[@oskachimbas3361]

@@kitolz i would hope you mean decrease

[@dinamosflams]

In Soviet Russia the equipament security light lights you

[@Mhaakify]

Imagine you're one of the only few people in the world who has a grasp on what's happening in this machine. What in the world are you even supposed to tell the doc at the hospital?

[@liamellis9710]

Anitoly: "So ummm... I stuck my head in a particle accelerator." Doctor: "A what?"

[@Ashpkfmdmdmdmd]

@@liamellis9710 "You know... Particle Accelerator." "The fucking what."

[@Rabbit-the-One]

Ouch face ok?

[@Mhaakify]

@@liamellis9710 "You know, I've been hit in the face with a particle beam near the speed of light"

[@Liam-rz3wl]

So uhh doctor, I’ve been hit in the head with a beam of particles traveling some 300 million meters per second.

[@saleplains]

"missing critical brain areas" i like to consider all my brain areas critical thank you very much

[@Kronos0999]

They aren't though

[@danieldan7713]

XD

[@matriarch5515]

Where?

[@Nikp117]

@@Kronos0999 speak for yourself buddy

[@Kronos0999]

@@Nikp117 No, I speak from commonsense.

[@RyanSoltani]

What continues to amaze me is that after all this time, Bugorski is still alive to this day! He outlived one of the most powerful particle accelerators in the world! What a legend

[@alfatejpblind6498]

Big shoutout to Angelina Buskova too

[@CarolFremel-my4hs]

Maybe he’s found the secret of eternal life - I’ll be checking this space in 70 years to see if he’s STILL with us

[@persephoneblack888]

Imagine going to the doctor for a physical, they ask if you've ever had any injuries and you tell them about this.

[@PaulHoleybatch]

"Your brain doesn't have enough stopping power" sounds like a sick burn.

[@brandonbarrett5343]

NOICE

[@bpouelas]

“I bet MY brain has enough stopping power!” “... yeah, guess you’re just that dense.”

[@LazyLoonz]

@@bpouelas sounds like a complement

[@xenosuki]

Radiation through your head sounds like a sick burn.

[@nickfifteen]

@@xenosuki sounds like? IT IS.

[@Wired_User]

His reaction to the accident-just going home for the day and not telling anybody-is so Russian of him.

[@christinamann3640]

Hard for some of us wrap our heads around. Did he fear losing his job? Or looking weak?

[@mehukattti]

1000 suns... not great, not terrible 🤔

[@Melody_Raventress]

​@@christinamann3640He wrapped his head around it just fine.😅

[@Oyabu...]

1000 suns has to be quite a metaphor right? I mean demon core blinded the guy if I am not wrong but this guy didn't get blind right? Or did he or is it because of radiation

[@testingtesting4984]

In ussr noone cared about a human life, so he would not have gotten adequate help anyways. Check what happened to Chernobyl firefighters

[@michaelclark2097]

So, he was a victim of a workplace accident, kept working, logged his work and left. Dude deserves the employee of the millennium award.

[@jq7323]

A lot of people do. But for the wrong reasons (workplace injury results in drug test)

[@Bookish1995]

This is just the reality of many poor workplace environments, you're very fortunate to be unaware of this.

[@Ese1Pac]

I did that and when my supervisor found out I got in so much trouble.

[@haewien]

Only just a lethal dose of radiation, not something serious like his leg chopped off by a machine, or something similar. Just a particle beam which went through his skull. Nothing mention worthy.

[@yourseatatthetable]

He was probably worried about getting fired. You know, some corporations will do that to an employee that reports an injury on the job.

[@whistlingsage9817]

Tip to Russian physicists in 1987: flip the function of the light on your safety sign: light off = danger, do not enter; light on = safe, may enter. Then if the lightbulb burns out, it doesn't cause a tragedy. That would help a little.

[@FrithonaHrududu02127]

That's a good idea. Shit like this is a fault of systems not individuals

[@caseyhamm8822]

what i’ve learned is that if you work with any sort of radiation, and you get a gut feeling of impending doom, you listen to that gut

[@TheDjcause]

agreed! i never knew i had that skill/instinct till i ended up on a nuke sub w a buncha drunken pissed off sailors!! LMAO!!

[@priatalat]

Gut, the unsung hero

[@dr.vikyll7466]

@@themadman5615 You know what he meant

[@Izzythedestryr]

@@dr.vikyll7466 exactly

[@MacaroniMancer]

@@themadman5615 You are technically correct lol

[@MothraLovesWomen]

THIS MAN IS STILL ALIVE. I legitimately didn't expect him to still be alive. He's currently 82 years old.

[@deadbeatfetus]

His Wikipedia page says he was denied disability status so he could get free epilepsy medication. After all this man has been through, people find a way to crush him further.

[@AstralPhnx]

Oh my god

[@jillvalentinefan77]

What a badass. I hope he is living well. Old buddy deserves it.

[@freedomspeech9523]

The video says nothing of this... it should.

[@nicholasgogel5606]

damn dude, that's utterly insane.

[@VioletGiraffe]

Anatoli Bugorski is still alive, 78 years old. Let's all wish him many more years of health.

[@RSHastingsIV]

Good to know. The videos sudden end made me assume he died right after that.

[@marionetteking4036]

He's probably immortal after this

[@paulocuento9949]

@@marionetteking4036 im curious as to what would happen if the man would be given DMT ..nothing to disrespect the man, but he could probably unlock a new brain power

[@EddieBurke]

@@paulocuento9949 he would see into another fucking universe

[@paulocuento9949]

@@EddieBurke yeah man. was curious as to how his current brain would react to the psychoactives. i mean, he is technically "different" as far as having an average experience goes,

[@FlyWithMe_666]

My head getting randomly stuck in a particle accelerator has actually been one of my greatest fears since I was a child.

[@kenmohler4081]

Yeah, I’ve got that one in the basement. It wouldn’t be so bad, but sometimes I forget to turn it off. When the dog comes upstairs with all of her hair standing on end, I will remember to turn it off.

[@Pahricida]

And I was scared of quicksand for some reason..

[@demonflowerchild]

​@Pahricida we all were back in the day

[@deborahgonzalezknight168]

Me too.

[@ForIornWatchman]

@@Pahricidaquicksand and black holes

[@BluSpykz]

Incredible. My 8 year old had 32 sessions of proton beam therapy for a tumour in her head. Saved her life.

[@sonnyvardhandysp]

May she always keep shining💖 Much love to the superdaughter

[@johnmartinez94]

Glad to hear and hope she is doing great.

[@abril.a.r.6713]

Great to know she is well, the universe owes her a cool radiation-created superpower for it. Cheers!

[@pepsicola6232]

I am so thankful she is ok

[@dixiebot]

Science is majestic and beautiful, I'm glad to hear your daughter is still around

[@willm5032]

I like how he took a blast from a fucking particle accellerator and went like "hm, thats not good" then finished work and went home. Thats all kinds of boss shit

[@Padre619]

Nice hat bro

[@willm5032]

@@Padre619 Nice ancient meme format bro

[@Padre619]

@@willm5032 no dude I actually meant nice hat I had one too but it basically shit itself

[@Padre619]

The fuckin sweatband separated from the netting and it got a hole torn in it it sucked

[@willm5032]

@@Padre619 I mean I wasn't actually being hostile, I'm old enough to remember when that meme was the fucking shittt I appreciate it, it's actually fallen apart now too, but the ol' writing on brim, curled up hat is a classic so its easy to replace

[@xneurianx]

I can't wrap my head around a lot of wire, but I CAN wrap a lot of wire around my head.

[@wreath626]

Dude me toooo!! Twinz

[@AxxLAfriku]

I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear jame

[@desolatesurfer8651]

That is how you start a partical accelerator.

[@mayankbhaskar8545]

try 1.8 billion kms of wire

[@stacylarge5636]

@@AxxLAfriku subscribed

[@mtcoiner7994]

Finally someone who was able to get particle physics through their thick skull.

[@brotherowl]

Ahhhaaa.... Ahhaaa.... a genuinely underappreciated witty comment. 👍

[@Dawn_LR]

Bdunn tsss!😹👍

[@jeffn1384]

Wife: How was your day honey? Bugorski: I accidentally stuck my head in the particle accelerator and saw 1000 suns. Wife: I thought you were a bit quiet tonight

[@crnacpanker]

,,aww that is why you are shining tonight honey,,

[@spelblight7123]

@@crnacpanker HAHAHA I CANT MY GUY LMFAO-

[@wreckofthehesperas8323]

She was sure she had turned off all the lights for the night, and yet ...

[@crnacpanker]

@@wreckofthehesperas8323 😂

[@boldanabrasevic3020]

​@@crnacpanker "I thought it was strange you were beaming"

[@RAYNINGMAKER]

"Hey doctor I have a problem." "What's the problem?" "I accidentally stuck my head in the most powerfull particle accerlerator in the country yesterday." "Wh- "

[@breadman2515]

Doc: "WHY?!" Guy: "I- I dont know...

[@yuritrasimaco5201]

"Help me, step doctor, I'm STUCK!"

[@aeiou431]

@@yuritrasimaco5201 step doctor ??

[@Angelaius]

Doctor but the crazy one: -And what was it like?

[@stansman5461]

Russian Doctor: Have some vodka. That'll fix it

[@PitFriend1]

Usually when you hear about someone accidentally sticking their head in a particle accelerator it’s an origin story in a comic book and not something that really happened.

[@DavidGossettMusic]

Comic book: *superpowers* Real-world: *severe trauma, seizures, mental fatigue, partial paralysis, and communist bureaucracy*

[@craigwall9536]

People have done it on purpose. Not all particle accelerators are created equal. Most just experience the sensations of light flashes.

[@ecred9615]

Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen. Or in this case, Dr. Moscow

[@claydogr1143]

@@DavidGossettMusic I gave your comment a thumbs up mainly for the part “ and communist bureaucracy" 😂 Funny but not funny ... Especially for poor Anatoli .

[@coalcreeker583]

And they turn into either a super hero or a super villain.

[@lisaelisa4772]

A bit off topic, but I just want to say how grateful I am for you giving the numbers in metric system as well. I can't convert imperial units to metric in my head, and pausing the video every now and then just to check is a pain in the a$s, so having it shown on the screen is REALLY convenient and helpful. Thank you for that, that's so thoughtful.

[@felicitybywater8012]

As an Australian, I too am wildly appreciative of the metric conversions provided.

[@TheGreatUnknowing]

I find most of the time people ONLY use the metric system in their videos, lmao

[@rolandsalas]

Bro! Being brought up in America and not really being able to grasp the metric system,(except for government jobs), I feel your pain. It's how "they" keep us in the dark. Honestly, my nephew showed me this video, and I'm having to go to Google for some measurements definitions. Have a good day.

[@nickllama5296]

Here's a life tip, kids: If you have doubts about something, walk away. Don't do it. Don't go in the creepy cellar. Don't grab that weird thing. Don't LICK that weird thing. Don't answer that phone call. Don't talk to that strange guy beckoning to you from the "Free Candy!" van. And most of all, DON'T WALK INTO THE PARTICLE ACCELERATOR.

[@Tridd666]

Nice try anti vaxxer Stop killing gramma

[@AgniFirePunch]

@@Tridd666 fortnite

[@X4Alpha4X]

i guarantee after brushing off the unlocked door he thought to himself 'ehh its no big deal, maybe ill get super powers'

[@TheRealWaffles1]

This comment section is aids

[@Ihatethisnewnamesystem]

@@TheRealWaffles1 But I find it quite amusing

[@Tekisasubakani]

"Anatoly's brain matter literally did not have the stopping power..." I feel like I just learned a new insult today.

[@dfgdfbsdfvv832]

they guna think ur tryina be a rapper tho

[@his9462]

Lol that’s exactly what I thought after he said that

[@greeny111]

You are so dense that a particle accelerator would kill you

[@medicchester]

Savage, beast!

[@flounder2129]

Oh man that’s funny

[@sampelletier5083]

A circulatory system is seen by the perimeter fence. A few days later, a partially muscled skeleton stands in the hallway and screams for a moment before vanishing.

[@sylvesterstillalone1]

The genesis of Dr. Protvino!

[@zechariahross1444]

Let's get this guys comment to the moon!!

[@Theuglyconcretefinisher]

I understand that refrence...Dr Manhatten is a beast

[@summitstreams]

It is 1978. A man experienced - for a moment - an event so familiar I cannot see it’s details, but a single particle unique among the others, now far off it’s course, sings in known tones to me. It tries to tell me what happened… It is 2021. I’ve just liked a comment on KZbin. I recall a wayward particle in its words. It is 2010. The neural pathways of my brain fire excitedly as the black and yellow cover of a large book thuds against the tabletop. I smile, wiping a streak of ketchup from my cheek. It is 2021, and I feel the fleeting feeling of kinship with a man - made of matter and an energy familiar to me. It vibrated so uniquely among the others as to seem wayward.

[@dm2060]

@@summitstreams what dis?

[@kevintheseacucumberr]

getting shot in the head with a proton accelerator but not telling anyone and just going home is very getting bit by a zombie but not telling anyone kind of energy

[@diegozuniga4201]

Except for the part where getting bitten makes you a zombie, but instead become disabled

[@spiderdude2099]

Ironically the beam being SO POWERFUL meant it did LESS damage than it could have

[@lukabrasi001]

this is sort of like when firearms are so powerful, they overpenetrate the target and cause less trauma inside the victim's body because it didn't stop in there, therefore the energy didn't rupture their organs by the energy peak

[@davefekete7187]

@I :V What? XD

[@ajoe.8461]

​​@I :V fr, i got into a fight yesterday and almost lost, then, all of a sudden, i just went numb, didnt feel shit, stood up after getting jumped 3 to 1 and found an intimidation tactic and said: "is that really it?" Damn u aint wrong dawg

[@williammiller6330]

@I :V what? What are you trying to say dude?

[@Slithy]

This is known as "overpenetration" in the artillery world.

[@shitalkingoon]

I love how I’m looking at these graphs like I even remotely understand them.

[@beka8123]

haha same

[@voraciousblackstn]

Think bigger. If a bullet goes into a body and doesnt shoot through, it dumps all the energy inside. If it shoots through all the way, it actually does less damage. Same thing really. Ballistics at the atomic level with radiation side effects.

[@darkheart3044]

😂😂😂

[@danieldalton6544]

I was feeling the same thing. Lol

[@noahokayama3825]

“Ahh I see…” 💀💀

[@gsiggs]

This accident sounds like the origin story of a comic book superhero, how he survived that is incredible!

[@addicz2]

Hulk?

[@Kerome33]

Dr. Manhattan?

[@kaylag5043]

"Wanna know how I got these scars... I put my head in a particle accelerator."

[@jasonmateus924]

He would make an excellent villain with such a backstory

[@jamiethedinosaur869]

Agreed. If this was a comic book universe, he would have crazy superpowers by now

[@lorenchandler3343]

He defended his PHD after having a proton shot through his forehead. I have to call out of work when I get a tummy ache. Respect.

[@karmabad6287]

Doctor: "so you saw 1000 suns at the time of the incident?" Anatoli: "Yes" Doctor. "I see" *doodles a tombstone in his notepad*

[@aayushchalekar8260]

Xdddd

[@rzafra1213]

LMAOOO

[@silverrob6868]

Yet wasn't blinded? 😏

[@angry_zergling]

@@silverrob6868 This seems to demonstrate that the "light" he saw wasn't actually light. Light - photons - hits the eyes, stimulates rods and cones, sends signals to the optic nerve which sends signals to the brain. Something that is too bright damages the stuff inside the eyes and causes blindness. What he saw didn't go through the same process. He 'saw' light, but anyone else who was watching (but wasn't getting blasted) wouldn't see the light, 'cause the light wasn't actually there. No photons ever hit his eyes. The reason he 'saw' something might be because the protons blasting through the optic nerve itself might have caused them to send a false signal through the brain that it interpreted at light, even though no true light has hit his eyes. Or, particles burrowing through the brain caused direct stimulation of the visual parts of said brain - causing another false signal that he perceived as light. TLDR; Protons going through nerves and his brain caused it to glitch out. Like when you whack an old TV really hard it'll flash static.

[@silverrob6868]

@@angry_zergling Yeah, whatever...

[@nightmare348]

The accident happened over 40 years ago, and he's still alive. The proton beam paralyzed the left side of his face, and destroyed the hearing in his left ear, but it didn't damage his intelligence. It did give him severe seizures though.

[@nicotin9887]

So he can't recommend sticking your head in a particle collider?

[@omfug8593]

So it didn’t give him superhero powers? 😀

[@GHSTTHERENEGADE]

@@omfug8593 Not yet, his face is not actually paralyzed but moving faster than we could truly understand. His left side of his body is evolving faster than we understand

[@msun6526]

@@GHSTTHERENEGADE sources?

[@laszlopohl3374]

@@msun6526 i think you missed the joke

[@mattdowds8505]

2:15 Anatoli had the brightest mind of them all. For a moment.

[@desolatesurfer8651]

Ill comment, hahaha lol

[@GuntherRommel]

Savage

[@ApexZer0]

Oof

[@WorthlessDeadEnd]

Clever

[@pkmkb]

in the whole world, dude, ever.

[@stortsy8873]

How did this not turn him into a supervillain.

[@artemn4209]

That's why you need not only red stopping light but also green permissive light in emergency systems.

[@nightlight0x07cc]

I'm a Hardware Quality Assurance tech, and I'm here to tell you that I've found devices which have the red and green LEDs swapped on the circuit board for their display panels. Make it two green permissive lights and require that they both work so that they can't be accidentally swapped lmao

[@nightlight0x07cc]

The engineer was complaining that the failure light was on even though the power supply seemed to be working. Based on the schematic, it seemed like the light was in the wrong position on the display, so I told him to intentionally put it into a failed state. When he did the red light turned off and a green one turned on and I've been paranoid ever since 🙃😂

[@artemn4209]

​@@nightlight0x07cc Well, I guess those two green lights would be connected to each other by a small wire bridge and farther signal wire would be swapped or not by a lucky coincidence or engineer attentiveness :) I would definitely add a limit switch on the door. Emergency circuit is very simple cheap and kinda standart for any industrial machine for a long time already. I'm confused by the fact that they've built such complicated facility and they had for example telephones to comunicate about if he can go inside or not and on the other hand there were no door limit switch + relay + buzzer circuit.

[@harrygenderson6847]

Probably pass a current through the door to ensure it remains closed throughout operation, with an emergency shutdown otherwise, just to be safe.

[@noobie7719]

VERY true! Humans are dumb...🤷🏻‍♀️

[@DaremoTen]

The eternal question: Are you lucky for having survived a plethora of horrible events, or unlucky for having the events happen to you in the first place?

[@DrahcirII]

A paradox...

[@kairos4484]

Unlucky in my opinion.

[@quartnoire]

Both.

[@SkarGreyfell]

In Germany we say "Glück im Unglück", luckily unlucky, you could say

[@crystals-r2551]

Isn't this daganroppa?

[@seanThree16]

Bugorski doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional.

[@headcrabn5347]

They’re waiting for you Bugorski, in the test chamberrr…

[@beetlenut6980]

@@headcrabn5347 Rise and Shine Mr.Bugorski

[@man-cd6yf]

@@beetlenut6980 Rise.. and shine..

[@xyrenegade]

Can someone shine a light what's happening

[@man-cd6yf]

@@xyrenegade half life

[@ArheIy]

This man is a f#%king legend. Firstly: he's alive. Being born in 1942 - while the Nazis had still marched across the Soviet Union; and having a high-energy beam shot through his head, basically catching a proton bullet... He's 82 years old and still endures. Moreover, the incident didn't stop him from not only having a few papers published in 1983, but also working on the project of outputting a 70 GeV proton beam to the RAMPEX system using silicon crystals - paper on that topic was published in 2001, with him stated as one of the authors. Not every man could've done that even without being blasted with a parcticle accelerator, so he's far cooler than it seems. That's truly a guy who shook off a nuclear incident and went to bed like nothing has happened.

[@flagflow1232]

Anatoly: Sir, I've been struck by 7 billion Ev of energy. Boss: Not great, not terrible. Carry on.

[@da4127]

That’s about the ev of an x ray

[@Steampunk_Kak]

@@da4127 Are you sure? i thought they stay udner 124 keV?

[@joboring8397]

70 billion eV is only 1.12e-8 joules (0.0000000112 joules). It takes 4.184 joules to increase the temperature of 1 gram of water by 1 degree Celsius. So, 70 billion election volts is an extremely small amount of energy. But that is per particle. He got hit by trillions apparently

[@powerguymark]

One of my favorite lines from Chernobyl

[@MAILLADY2010]

You are OK, walk it off, back to work

[@olyally]

Listening to this reminded me of the guy who survived a railroad spike impaling his head. The “luck” for both of these men about how they were hit is astounding, but they both suffered because of it

[@maryjanehansen7947]

phineas gage, wow like his chemical brother

[@ismaelcarrillo3956]

How many suns did he see?

[@williamadams8353]

A railroad worker tamping explosives into a hole drilled in rock caused them to explode and send that metal rod through his skull from one side to the other. He survived this accident, but suffered memory loss and seizures and he eventually died, but only after years. Phoneas Gage lived 12 years after the accident. It completely changed his personality.

[@Hypnotickkx]

@@williamadams8353 it initially changed his personality but after awhile of adjustment he went back to normal to being fairly friendly. But i mean i think thatd be expected when a metal rod goes straight through your skull.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

​@@williamadams8353 so he turned Earth into a gun, shot himself in the face, and survived for years? What a chad

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

The beam that went through Bugorski’s head was rated at 2,000 grays. When it exited, the beam read 3,000. At that insane level, it should have left him with a hole right through his face like a laser gun would in a movie, but it didn’t. Though he seemed fine at first, this powerful blast of particles caused the left side of his head to balloon out of control and some of his skin to peel off at the site where it entered and exited his skull. It also burned a line straight through his brain, though he experienced no mental decline. Despite many of the doctors telling him he would likely die at any moment, Bugorski lived. He's still alive today, but of course, there were complications. He eventually lost hearing in his left ear, started to experience seizures, and half of his face became paralysed. Amazingly, none of these stopped him from later earning his PhD. One of the weirdest discoveries deduced from the incident is that proton beams could prevent skin wrinkles, because the half of Bugorski’s face that took the brunt of the beam looks like it hasn’t aged a day since. So the short answer is that sticking your head inside a particle accelerator should cause a burn hole straight through your skull. Or, if you’re lucky like Bugorski was, you'll skip the head hole and just have to deal with a slew of other health problems. But the moral of the story is clear either way: please don’t stick your head inside a particle accelerator.

[@AimYTYT]

sir the enemy has a new weapon that is thoroughly fucking up our men, but they look young as hell

[@evilemuempire9550]

Thanks for repeating basically the script of this video

[@ChinaWhiteChinaWhite]

Couldn’t you just have written that he didn’t get wrinkles instead of writing an essay.

[@aliefr2984]

Skin wrinkles disappear because the facial muscle is paralysed. Bell Palsy patient also lose some of skin wrinkle at the top of face.

[@Cedrinate]

I still dont get why he never did anything or told anyone

[@justinraywolfe]

9:21 "Anatoli's brain matter literally did not have the stopping power to bring the beam's high-energy protons to a stop, and to create a Bragg peak inside of his skull." Sick burn!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[@rizkyagungnugraha_]

And the become Dr.Xavier from X-men

[@tammhauser]

Those particals have quite the balls to approach a Russian like that

[@ATOMARIUM]

They excused them self by making him a light show

[@tammhauser]

@dylan mmm

[@tammhauser]

@dylan do particals have genitals?

[@tammhauser]

@dylan i must experience particals

[@ATOMARIUM]

@dylan passion

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"He felt no pain" These Russians are built different

[@sadsackkvisling9694]

No brobleyema.

[@teatarou]

Hello again, always a pleasure to see you in our recommended

[@jasonmiller9495]

No Russians are built like American men used to be built until we got wussifiied and cancelled

[@xxslendermomxx3026]

In mother Russia, the particles accelerate YOU

[@kathychildress18]

They aren't snowflakes or soyboys

[@derGhebbet]

Kyle: "Why didn't he die?" Me: "Why didn't he get super powers? Reality sucks."

[@lonewretch]

He did, he got them really crappy super powers. Paralysis of half his face, deafness in his left ear, parkinsons, short term memory loss, headaches and erectile dysfunction. I made the last one up, but at his age now, it's certainly something he has to contend with.

[@lonesome1259]

@@lonewretch Pooperman

[@lonewretch]

@@lonesome1259 He always leaves his calling card at the scene of the crime :(

[@lonesome1259]

@@lonewretch lmao

[@Kronos0999]

@@lonewretch Those aren't superpowers

[@RabbitRinsBadAtGaming]

Props to the editor for simulating the "thousand suns" to the best of their ability. I was sitting in the dark while watching this lol

[@Keepskatin]

I'm surprised he was not permanently blind by the sun like energy

[@simonburris9095]

"Anatoli's brain matter literally did not have the stopping power to bring the beam's high energy protons to a stop." Why does that sound like a roast

[@strogonoffcore]

given the Bragg peak, thank goodness the protons roasted him like that and not like meat in an oven lol

[@homelessjeff4428]

i think its the "literally"

[@bradley1995]

🤣🤣🤣

[@crystaltingle272]

I mean, at least we know he isn’t dense

[@AkimotoMomiji]

1k likes

[@Kettlepip]

I was low-key hoping for 'after recovery he returned to the lab to continue his work...and did it again'

[@Grizzlyadamsdidhaveabeard]

Lmaoo

[@agente7202]

He never learn eh?

[@arcturus4762]

He actually did. The Russians simply hid this fact because they didn’t want to expose their super human project

[@NeedsVerification]

Considering we're talking about a Russian here, my guess is he did, repeatedly.

[@supershenron9162]

Right? Lol

[@enchantdos1058]

Dude literally took the term "walk it off" to a whole new level

[@kynto]

Yes

[@smartlylever9908]

I was just about to write "Sleep it off," when I saw your post Enchant.

[@studiodevelopers2467]

@@smartlylever9908 Lmao In amerika, bear eat you. In Russia , YOU eat bear ! Hole through brain dimitri ? You WORK TOO MUCH ! I keep telling you dimitri hehe You need what Americans call " VACATION " You know what is this ? Means you take time with family for a few weeks hehe. Ah, haha you go home my friend In a few days You feel much better HEHE

[@Virvum_Juggernaut]

LOL

[@trevorleighlee98]

Hahaha hold by beer😂😎🍺

[@diegoknyte]

Man, crazy how their own health system failed and refused to make an exception for his care for such a freak accident.

[@kamisama9715]

Bugorski: Gets blasted by proton beam faster than what most black holes can produce. Bugorski: *Just another day in the office* finishes the job goes home and sleeps.

[@diskdem0n]

*kalm*

[@Chuked]

* k a l m *

[@muymuy9578]

*R E G U L A R R U S S I A*

[@echosmoon5605]

The man is built with the power of nukes

[@galaxyspace76]

Superhero/villian origin story

[@ThirdSpectrum]

I'm just amazed his retinas, eyeballs and optic nerves still worked after that. Imagine seeing a thousand suns and then just go back to work the next day like everything's fine.

[@NEO_MusicProductions]

If you watch the picture of where the beam passed through him, it didn’t go through his eyes so I’d suppose the light he saw were just his neurons going crazy, not his eyes

[@ShoulderMonster]

@@NEO_MusicProductions That's one heck of an optical migraine

[@chunky_kit-kat1343]

@@NEO_MusicProductions “if you *watch* the picture” Idk about that one chief

[@minnathemartian5513]

Nah he gatta be a "Alien"👽😶👀

[@SpectraPrime]

His brain was the cause of the light, not his eyes, there was no physical damage to them

[@benplummer1102]

Who would win: the most complicated machine that exists vs a scientist who walks fast and a burnt out light bulb

[@komsomolzenbolzen6747]

the lamp lost, the other two have a draw.

[@mackymoo1329]

Shutup and take my one-thousandth like.

[@innertubez]

I know! They could’ve used two light bulbs for redundancy

[@white_mage]

​@@innertubez true. have three bulbs and two of them actually turn on or off. the first bulb will be on when the beam is working and turn off when it is not working, the second will turn on when the beam is not working and turn off when the beam is working, and the third bulb will tell that the warning is recibing electricity and is working. those old fiilament light bulbs wear faster by turning them on and off so having one on all the time would make it last longer.

[@zarandadam1718]

@@komsomolzenbolzen6747 Bugorski outlived the accelarator, so i think the he won

[@Sarahmint]

He sounds like an amazing resilient man

[@agentcoxack7368]

“I PUT HEAD IN PARTICLE ACCELERATOR” “NOT RECOMMEND” -Russian dude who saw God

[@lintecassidy206]

S-tier comment

[@dtfrankel79]

BWAHAHAHA!!!! HILARIOUS!!!

[@mateagle1386]

Nothing to be conCERNed about.

[@dtfrankel79]

@@mateagle1386 😂🤣 BWAHAHAHA!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!

[@maguy8133]

I read in Russian accent

[@FlagCutie]

The fact that this man had an accidental, radioactive lobotomy and still defended his PhD is pretty damn rad! Yes, his story is incredibly tragic, but the beauty of him persevering through that is, well lovely.

[@pierreabbat6157]

Is it rad, or is it gray?

[@craigwall9536]

Or maybe it just means that we don't need to be so damned impressed that someone has a Ph.D.

[@samuraijackoff5354]

@@craigwall9536 Only be impressed with what they do with it instead

[@drhmufti]

Maybe that was his super power?

[@gatorgothgrrl]

he prepared the PhD BEFORE the accident (12:58)

[@marklammas2465]

Anatoly's wife: "How was your day at work, dear?" Anatoly: "Okay, I guess. Have you got a paracetamol anywhere?"

[@MetaJamm]

analgin) its a most wide spread painkiller in SU selled everywhere.

[@marklammas2465]

@@MetaJamm We have Anadin in the UK. It's probably the same formula marketed by the same company in both countries.

[@MetaJamm]

@@marklammas2465 no, its different things. Anadin constantly change it contents, and newer be same as analgin.

[@alexkmoz]

@@MetaJamm analgin - Gordon's Gin consumed rectally?

[@MetaJamm]

@@alexkmoz Not sure brah, go ask Gordon!

[@theBoonarmies]

Insane that this video is 3 years old. Still the best series online.

[@TheStoicApe]

Anatoli: "so a beam of protons hit my brain with the speed of light" Doctor: "yaa ok.. I appreciate your Google diagnosis, let me handle the rest

[@misscabbyp7198]

Doctor: " I need an Xray, and Ct scan to start."

[@TheStoicApe]

@@misscabbyp7198 oh myy goddd

[@Virvum_Juggernaut]

@@misscabbyp7198 LOL

[@Virvum_Juggernaut]

Doctor: Okay Einstein... and your degree is in what field? Bugorski: Particle physics!

[@Creepthecreepers]

@@TheStoicApe ll

[@bamxire8845]

After the incident... He finished his work and went home. JESUS CHRIST Those Russian's are machines

[@cesarponce9536]

If that kind of thing doesn't kill you instantly, you're also not gonna die in the next six steps Might as well just do the damn thing

[@mitko1955]

He had to finish work and go home, and THEN go to the hospital, otherwise he would have faced weeks of KGB interrogations without giving him proper treatment, and then he would've died, he knew that.

[@bamxire8845]

@@mitko1955 LOOL

[@Lepend0K4287]

@@mitko1955 that makes no sense are you one of those Washington bots spreading propaganda?

[@mitko1955]

@@Lepend0K4287 yeah, my name is Barack Obama

[@Uurm0m]

*_Gets blasted by a lethal device_* Bugorski: “‘Tis but a scratch”

[@pelinalwhitestrake3367]

Just a flesh wound.

[@samurijder9550]

@@pelinalwhitestrake3367 I've had worse.

[@shakesperezen6078]

"DON'T PANIC!..Don't Panic!..I have Supaglue,a Heatglu gun, an a Shitload of GAFFA TAPE!".."I can fix this no probz!" "But first..hand me some PANADOL..an then let me get me head together." "They're deff not payin me enuff fer this job..Errrrrgg!!" 😩😬😵😶 (/-\)..

[@Venomousnack]

Russian noises

[@velveetaslingshot]

Oh I see! Runnin away eh?! You yellow bastard!!!

[@thatrogueguy123]

This man took an accelerated particle beam to the dome and still finished his work. Bravo.

[@My2Cents.iF7934]

I remember doing a presentation on this guy when I was in highschool. Man took the full force of an accelerated beam of energy TO HIS FACE and lived. Hes still alive and relatively well. Actual Gigachad.

[@JoRoBoYo]

nuclear chad

[@michka841]

Least tough russian:

[@alex.g7317]

@I 😬

[@alex.g7317]

@I 😬

[@TheRealTakaoAoki]

​@I Alright grandpa time to go to bed

[@nostopit179]

That final quote “I am being tested. Human survivability is being tested” chilling beyond words

[@lonewretch]

You should have seen how they used to test pigs for things like how humans can survive after being in a fire after a plane crash during the war. They'd tie them down, and use a blow torch on their backs and hinds, and them give them a drink after. They'd be in agony, lapping the water, with half their body turned into fuckin' crackling.sickening what the human mind can become...

[@Sorrowdusk]

@@lonewretch Imagine what an artificial intelligence would do , studying humans.

[@lonewretch]

@@Sorrowdusk We will find out soon enough, we're heading into that area at a rate of knots. 2 minute papers scares me.

[@marklowery8193]

At least he didn’t say “I’m not a guinea pig, let me die”

[@Cordman1221]

It's funny that the depiction of most physics students is wimpy nerds. Here's this dude, gets part of his brain fukken zapped by a proton beam, and just finished his job and goes home like it ain't no thang.

[@GippyHappy]

The fact that he just kept on working and went home without saying anything, this man is too polite to tell people he just got blasted in the face by a particle accelerator.

[@liamwoodman4950]

Maybe it was fear.

[@Xnoob545]

I bet his thoughts were: "welp, I'm dead now, there's no reason to even do anything, I'll just live normally for as long as I can"

[@methos424]

Likely he thought he was dead and just wanted to go home and chill instead of being taken to the hospital and poked and prodded for his last hours of life. No reasonable human would ever think that you would survive that.

[@Clear7946]

It is an average reaction of most Soviet men. Even when injured or in pain they don’t complain or seek medical help. Fear has nothing to do with that.

[@liamwoodman4950]

@@Clear7946 what is driving that reaction though?

[@igwinkler]

People 100 years after this video was made: Bugorski is still alive.

[@Trials22]

Great video. It's sickening how this man didn't receive the help he needed after all he has done.

[@c0mplex564]

Classic Russia.

[@jaimestardust8555]

@@c0mplex564 classic westerner who thinks Russia is a hellscape

[@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899]

@@jaimestardust8555 yes

[@Xioverze]

@@jaimestardust8555 what have we seen that suggests otherwise

[@jaimestardust8555]

@@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 amazing to me how westerners preach about tolerance and understanding yet you do nothing but preach bigotry and hatred. Russia is a beautiful country, with many flaws. Much like america where gun violence is rampant and racial inequality are an everyday occurrence

[@PsyloSatan]

Murphy's Law: You live through something that should have given you superpowers but all you got was this shxxty headache that won't go away...

[@gaffclant]

Welcome to jackass!

[@gaffclant]

Wrong comment finger slipped lol

[@whomidity3953]

@@gaffclant there's a delete button on the 3 dots on the side, don't worry bout it

[@primalgreyy]

He lived through that particle accelerator because he probably already had superpowers

[@Dogtles]

Can anyone confirm or deny the possibility that it gave him the superpower of immortality and thats why he didnt die?

[@exploderman333]

“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and I’m about to put my head through a particle accelerator.”

[@natealderson]

Welcome to Jackass

[@thadopestyoutubechannel6705]

Nicely done sir. Nicely done... You are hereby nominated to win this years “Blast-y, From the Past-y” award.

[@philtotton894]

🤣😂

[@subrosa4792]

Jackass!

[@ldaws-3912]

*puts on safety goggles only*

[@Coyoteari]

I can’t completely blame him for just finishing his work & going home. Imagine having to tell your boss “hey I walked into the super danger place without double checking that the danger was turned off and I got hit with the danger laser, so can I go home early?”

[@fritzhamburg1785]

My old Chef wouldn'T let me go

[@ShopperPlug]

Boss would've been like, I thought it was your game which you wanted to play.

[@kessu5290]

to be fair tho, there wasnt rly anything to tell him it was unsafe, since the door was unlocked, no signs were on etc, he assumed it was ok, i dont think other ppl would do anything different

[@Coyoteari]

@@kessu5290 tbh there shouldn’t need to be signs to tell someone working in the danger place that the super danger room is super dangerous. You have to be aware of the hazards of your job

[@katatat2030]

@@Coyoteari I'm no industry insider but it's normal and often legally required for there to be signs telling you if certain hazards exist in a place. Seems like a sketchy situation going on at the workplace

[@apdj94]

I used to joke with my electrician buddies that the only reason they needed us to operate a nuclear reactor was to change the light bulbs as they went out. Seems it really was just as important as our manuals stressed.

[@magusperde365]

Is it though? I mean, putting your head in a particle accelerator has a 100% survival rate

[@nanaten3]

I mean, it is what you could consider a "stupid" thing to work for, but think about it like this People that work and only clean the place, do something that everyone could do, and if no one did it, everyone would eventually get sick and will have accidents, even the smallest thing could case the most horrendous event, that's the butterfly effect, isn't it?

[@DudeRandom]

@@magusperde365 The only reason he lived and was mentioned in the video was because the beam hit the most inconsequential part of brain exiting through the face, if it passed through any other area he wouldn't be very much alive plus even if you survived, the after effects is not very "healthy"

[@Astra3yt]

I mean the manual could've been stressing it because of this event. Many safety precautions in airplanes are there because of previous deaths and accidents that had taken place before.

[@lordidot9299]

little things can have big consequences

[@vinobjaws]

This man really went “well that was probably bad, time to go home”

[@downhill2k013]

You know that one scene in hereditary

[@panzermacher]

Going home to eat the wife's Borsch, Dumplings with a shot of vodka was more important......apparently

[@piercemeador1448]

@@panzermacher his thoughts before he went home “nothing vodka can’t fix”

[@mike289homebuilt5]

When you know, something profound has happend and there may be no one Able to help. Your final thoughts would be I want to be in the comfort of my house, take a shot of vodka say goodby to ur wife, things that u think are ordinary suddly seem priceless.

[@sta1nless]

Most likely he thought he was gonna die, so he went home to be comfortable and see his family during his last moments.

[@Sarahmint]

Thanks!

[@dr.robert5322]

Bugorski sounds like the guy who gets bitten by a zombie and doesn’t say anything

[@howiegaming9985]

sus

[@dr.robert5322]

@@howiegaming9985 Very!

[@howiegaming9985]

@@dr.robert5322 amogus

[@davidleitch2298]

Lol good comment

[@SolarEclipse6872]

@@howiegaming9985 amogus

[@puppyhowler]

the human body: can be killed with a slight bump to the head also the human body: survives getting shot with a proton beam brighter than 1000 suns and more radioactive than Chernobyl itself

[@mikhael.j7]

Meh.. that's vodka for u

[@e.2862]

The human body's own cells can kill it, partials at the approximate speed of light could only dream

[@Bufekana]

Yeah, i know.🙄

[@lyrisio]

That's the Russians for you

[@darkdefender9919]

You can die just because yes. But you survive death ray.

[@ghost307]

We deal with the danger of light bulbs burning out is to keep them illuminated 24/7. When there's a danger present they blink. So we have several safe scenarios. Bulb ON = All is well. Bulb Blinking = Danger. Bulb OFF = Bulb burned out...danger level unknown.

[@realGBx64]

that's actually quite ingenious a solution!

[@lordnoodle1192]

Bulb Broken = Uh oh

[@Crazmuss]

But why blink, just turn off when danger is present, adds extra fun to guess what it is.

[@sithticklefingers7255]

Industrial control signals operate that way too! 4 milliamps=0%, 20mA=100% (there is a range in between). Greater than 20 milliamps or 0mA=Problem.

[@FabbrizioPlays]

Basic principle of failing safe versus failing unsafe. Always build in such a way that, if a system stops functioning, its unmanaged state is the least disastrous option.

[@ajaxflaskaarbra9915]

Ngl "death by particle accelerator" sounds kinda epic

[@cameronolson5836]

Fr

[@louisetolson512]

That last bit: "When he was a baby, he survived being thrown out of a window into the snow...BY NAZIS!" Bloody hell, man 😯

[@milkale]

wonder

[@darcksier6622]

@@milkale he russian

[@skelet8337]

@@darcksier6622 it just made him stronger

[@elmazielmazi6203]

U must not have heard of Rasputin

[@jenniferpiper4293]

The perseverance of some humans is unfathomably incalculable. He didn't feel pain! The velocity alone may have cauterized any sensory nerve tissue.

[@joaquinmarichal]

"I am being tested. The human capacity for survival is being tested." God damit that quote hits like a truk

[@tgbluewolf]

And the testing itself can limit the human capacity for survival, emotionally as well as physically.

[@shuginubi]

what did expected from such country? Russia is USSR 2.0

[@KuK137]

@@shuginubi Russia is USA 2.0 imbecile, far right religious country ruled by ultra rich with pretend, gerrymandered elections controlled by crooked parties...

[@joaquinmarichal]

@@KuK137 I agree, but chill man no need to insult eachother

[@chayamichla3032]

nice job demonstrating that you have no idea what the USSR was

[@Receipt]

"Your head is likely not even 25 centimeters in depth." How dare you, sir. I've been told I have a big head many times, thank you very much.

[@lsksniper1936]

Summit1G woulda been merc'd immediately.

[@mazimadu]

ok drax

[@Christopher-N]

"I wish you'd forget this ridiculous fantasy, Baldrick. Even if [the Scarlet Pimpernel] did turn up, the guards would be woken by the scraping noise as he tried to squeeze his massive swollen head through the door." -- Mr E. Blackadder

[@johlbenedict4960]

He means dense

[@thenextprodigy815]

OK Dib.

[@drumbarpuncture]

"Bugorski's brain literally didn't have the density [to stop the beam]" is a goddamn sick burn

[@gek1915]

Not only he survived but he also saw 1000 suns. What a ride!

[@athdaramillierna9136]

AMAZING

[@jayeshahirwar9324]

Bhsdk 😂

[@deep153]

Imagine WHO COUNTED 1000 SUNS

[@markunavail8510]

I bet it was unlike any acid trip he had ever been on when he was a teenager talk about blowing your mind LMFAO

[@larapalma3744]

​@@deep153 LMAO

[@jelleluyten5017]

"Bugorsky was intimately familiar with the physics" No, not yet he wasn't

[@ouyagamer2774]

Underrated comment

[@pageran4832]

I mean he was mind f*cked with it

[@jkl9984]

If your gut tells you to not do something, or that something is off, trust it. It saved my life more than once.

[@irikarah5949]

@JFK not hard my man

[@nltiro3387]

How did it save your life

[@MisterPhenomenal]

What happened?

[@jkl9984]

@@MisterPhenomenal Well, one time it was after winter a few years back. I felt that i didn't want to drive with my car that day, and decided to take the bus. Once i got to my job, my friend told me, that there was some black ice and 4 cars crashed along the route i usually drive. Nobody was injured luckily.

[@MisterPhenomenal]

@@jkl9984 Yeah that's luck right there. And yeah good thing no one was hurt.

[@sagewright3614]

I'm new to the channel, so idk if this is an every video thing. I really appreciate how he took the time to show all of the people and what not. I'm not able to be a patron myself, but a lot of people (understandably) don't take the time to say or show all the peoples names. Hell, sometimes they don't even talk about it, or the people they just show something real quick. Again totally understandable. Over explaining, but it's a much appreciated touch.

[@SilentHotdog28]

Worker: I don't feel well boss, I want a sick day. Russian Boss: Give me 1 good reason. Worker: particle accelerator beam went through my head, I saw 1000 suns. Boss: You were well enough to count the suns, you are ok, keep working.

[@c0mbo]

In Russian universities there's one reason for missing the exam Death Or at least dead people don't want to argue so much.

[@freshcoastdrifttracks6074]

Here have vodka, go back to work

[@themorganism9383]

Not even death. The attack of the dead men. Look it up on Wikipedia. The Russian army was gassed and was essentially dead. They were coughing blood and parts of their lungs up. The still pushed the German army away. It’s a crazy story. And there is a Sabaton song on it.

[@Flamdring]

@@themorganism9383, while it may be an impressive story, Russians are in no way some superhumans. As a Russian who emigrated and experienced another kind of life, I am constantly reminded of how fucked up the Russian government and society are towards the Russians. The ruthlessness, lack of compassion, zero ducks given about the life of the citizens means that people die in droves. The stories of the German machine gunners who would mow down our soldiers with machine guns while our troops would try to attack their gun nests with freaking knives may again seem heroic, but in reality it is so stupid and wasteful. The troops did not have enough guns and were ordered to attack such fortified positions by their officers. They could not retreat because they would be shot by their own commanders, so all they could do is attack the German troops in hope of overwhelming them. How the hell can people defend such treatment of citizens is beyond me.

[@ShopperPlug]

LMFAO makes me wanna be a boss in Russia, seriously, I would have the best workers.

[@mindaugasmazrimas4554]

"Only half of his forehead wrinkles" *The Kardashians have entered the chat*

[@prettyaveragegamers]

This is such an underrated comment. Thank you 😂

[@pastorofmuppets1968]

Best comment!

[@maxrockatansky3102]

@@prettyaveragegamers agree

[@stevesellers-wilkinson7376]

Lol... I was thinking something similar!

[@zrambro]

Omg Kendall you have to try out this particle accelerator

[@stevenichols2938]

"He felt no pain" Not surprising. The brain has no nerves that detect pain. This is one of the reasons that many brain surgeries can be conducted without general anesthesia.

[@DarkArachnid666]

Wait... Doesn't the drilling through the skull hurt? Patient: No anesthesia? Will it hurt? Doc: This surgery is quite painless. Now, lie down, so we can begin. *turns on scary looking drill* Patient: NOOOOOOOO!!! :O

[@maryjones2222]

You're stupid...explain headaches, blunt force trauma, I'm sure I could think of more if I took a few minutes.

[@unlistedunlisted5006]

@@maryjones2222 That’s not the brain there. Things around the brain maybe, but not the brain itself.

[@kingpeanut101]

@@maryjones2222 thats not the brain itself tho

[@stevenichols2938]

@@maryjones2222 You have plenty of sub-cranial nerves and nerves in the dermal layer outside of your skull, but no tactile nerves in or on the brain itself. Kindest regards.

[@kefrensmegademo]

Use your head everywhere but proton accelerator.