This Minecraft "Movie" Is Rotting Your Brain

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[@Ani]

love that the person who wiped their ass with a book is the same person who was roleplaying as jd vance in chat

[@OrenSaidAThing]

Method Acting

[@Eeuu1133]

It was JD Vance

[@isaiah6247]

hi animagician

[@explainus3207]

pretty disappointment in yall I thought atrioc had one of the more intelligent communities 😂😂

[@daepappy]

@@explainus3207 expecting intelligence from any livechat is folly

[@ghostkill221]

"Zoomers can't finish a book" Atrioc says, after reading 3 sentences of a children's book and not coming back to it.

[@c0ltz450]

Lmao, I think it's most generations now that don't want to read books anymore. But especially the newer ones.

[@tuckertechnolord6126]

Counterpoint: I’ve watched parkour civilization and I read books. This clearly defeats your entire argument, I don’t see any flaws here.

[@youvegoattobekittenme6908]

I too read chinese cultivation novels and watch the minecraft equivalent

[@glswenson]

Equal parts brain rot and brain nourishment to keep you neutral.

[@Whatismusic123]

indeed, I have read over a hundred books, yet I still have watched parkour civilization a total of 3 and a half times, check mate Big A

[@clamheaven]

The thing is they don’t watch it, and they just assume that parkour civilization is bad, because it looks bad on paper.

[@dylandang]

atrioc failed jumping for the beef. smh

[@dr.dreidel]

cant believe big A would do this 😔

[@daddymememaster5432]

Lebron James reportedly FAILED to jump for the beef

[@xporzy]

Minecraft civilization is a piece of media that will not be outdone in our lifetimes

[@khanetia]

The amazing digital circus is hitting Netflix tomorrow. I wouldn’t jump to conclusions.

[@highsecurity0]

what about morbius ?

[@Tnscla]

Ill have to watch it i guess lol

[@aihuazeng7747]

Yep, war and peace is no.3 and skibidi is number 2. Would suggest moving down W&P though /s thankfully

[@tenet2406]

I can read books but I can’t read this comment

[@celestialwaffle1491]

You take that back. Parkour Civilization is a in-depth look at the struggle of a class-based society, both inside each class and between each class. It's truly a cemematic masterpiece we are lucky to live in the era of.

[@Luiszerep]

You joke, but there are legitimately people who will say this unironically.

[@celestialwaffle1491]

@Luiszerep I hate to tell ya buddy, I'm not joking. Exaggerating sure, but not joking.

[@maildaemon]

a non-camertial masterpiece, even

[@Robokoop4000]

⁠​⁠@@celestialwaffle1491”in-depth look” is way more than exaggeration bro

[@volvoxbazooka]

​@@Robokoop4000I mean it's textbook exaggeration but ok

[@ChrisRWitt]

Back in my day, peak Minecraft fan fiction was called Shadow of Israphel by The Yogscast, and that was some good stuff.

[@kaboomkp]

Holy shit bro as a kid I didn’t know it was scripted because the series continued from the same survival world

[@Currynord]

I think SoI is what inspired/launched every SMP server with light storytelling elements that popped up on KZbin in the decade since. Truly peak fiction.

[@grotn_]

Shadow of Israphel is legit why I got on KZbin AND a major reason why I learnt English faster than my classmates.

[@caledfwltch]

real, also where are my mianite understanders at

[@basedtortellini]

@@kaboomkp yup, first time I saw Old Peculier i thought he was an npc or something. I think Lewis even says something like that to try to sell the “ARG”

[@TheAmazingShane4]

Atrioc I was banned in twitch chat for asking if the vice presidential debate was gonna be jerkable or not. Please unban me, thank you

[@quickdrawmadness]

Unban and VIP this guy

[@The-Caged-King]

Did you find out? I’d like to know if it was

[@TheAmazingShane4]

@@The-Caged-King it really wasn’t but I made it work

[@The-Caged-King]

@@TheAmazingShane4 damn… thx for the heads up, I was thinking about checking it out to do the same

[@gabrielhicks8043]

Deserved

[@zacharyenglish2904]

I watched parkour civilization like 6 months ago, was irritated that I had watched it, and did not expect that it would become a relevant part of my media diet

[@The-Caged-King]

Do people not remember that Minecraft series’ like this were incredibly popular back in the day? Like old Aphmau Minecraft shows, Minecraft maze runner, and Minecraft the walking dead. All semi scripted Minecraft based shows/movies that were deeply popular back in the day. This shit aint new I had this when I was like less than 10 😂 I’m 19 now

[@pizzacrescent1080]

I remember watching the Yogscast do this sort of stuff. Duncan (whose one of their members) did this sort of blend of a let's play of a Minecraft modpack with telling some sort of story. It was called Flux Buddies if I recall and Lewis and Simon did the same blending a story with mod showcases called Yoglabs.

[@Wathfulminer2]

Aphmau is making a new season of her show next year. Hyped.

[@The-Caged-King]

@@Wathfulminer2 I haven’t been watching since emerald at around when she pivoted to solely kids content. Which show specifically?

[@Wathfulminer2]

@@The-Caged-King Ah MyStreet, the final season. It’s gonna be fully animated. I also stopped watched once she did daily kid’s stuff. I got hyped hearing this since I loved every other season. But she is getting her well deserved bag, so I don’t mind her doing kid’s content.

[@The-Caged-King]

@@Wathfulminer2 yeah me neither, her reasoning she gave was very sensible when she did it. She wanted to make content that her kids could watch and enjoy, which is cool as hell and is probably a great feeling to be a parent that can do that

[@erms111]

You have to understand, Atrioc, it takes not reading a lot of books to produce masterpieces such as Why Squidward is the Best Antagonist.

[@fordakacar]

This is what the liberal media just doesn’t get

[@qlwdy]

All this video did was convince me to go watch Minecraft Civilization

[@zempest1959]

It's terrible.

[@WhyDoesYTUseHandlesNow]

I am not a movie guy, watched parkour civ yesterday and was blown away, genuinely enjoyed it. I really recommend it

[@BananaWasTaken]

Same

[@little_tater_tot]

same and it was peak

[@Nooy_]

Magicgum dtarted it and his old videos were actually good

[@mortiz-22]

i swear to god didn’t know what to watch with a girl i was with one night and found parkour civilization and we fucking loved it

[@mortiz-22]

this was about a year ago now and makes me embarrassingly happy to think about and me and her are still together

[@vinceb8123]

If she got through a 2 hour minecraft vid for you.. don't ever let her go 😂

[@scrip3799]

W rizz

[@tormonsoonado8038]

Honestly very wholesome; you two sound perfect together 😊

[@arti972]

I SHIT YOU NOT I GOT EXCITED AS SSON AS HE SAID "Minecraft Parkour Civilization" Best 2h binge watch of my life

[@goober_985]

watch pt2 it's so good

[@w花b]

Got bored 10 min in. But it's good people like it

[@analogmike1534]

Uhh, 2 hours is NOT a binge. That’s just a normal movie length.

[@izzy3120]

@@analogmike1534it was originally a series of videos that was later cut together in the “movie” so I think it still counts

[@torgegaming]

​@@goober_985 Part 2 worse than part 1 by a long shot, the plot is interesting just the way its delivered sucks

[@fitbitseagull8363]

As a 19 year old college student at a top 20 university, I had no problem watching the entire Minecraft parkour civilization movie but could not finish a book for my life.

[@1wakuralain]

If you like science fiction (Star Trek) you may like Three Body Problem or Starfish. If you like fantasy (Lord of the Rings) you may like Warbreaker or Name of the Wind. If you like science fantasy (Star Wars) you may like Nine Princes in Amber or The Alchemy of Stone. They're all lots of fun and great entry points to more stuff!

[@1wakuralain]

1:50 You cannot write a 90-minute three-part standardized test to grade me on reading a book. As such, I will not be taught how to read a book.

[@Notllamalord]

So true

[@joelcoll4034]

Teachers need to step up

[@1wakuralain]

​@@joelcoll4034 Lol, lmao even, lmfao even.

[@lyrawh]

PARKOUR CIVILIZATION IS PEAK FICTION.

[@Bauldi]

woah woah woah I still actively read. AND watched parkour civilization. You'd fall for the beef.

[@seawattgaming]

L take. Why would kids need to read when they can watch Minecraft movies??

[@tray2204]

So true, just like your recent one 😏

[@suishcat9407]

Someone obviously tried jumping for the raw beef and became a hater

[@Francetheguy]

Atrioc the kinda guy that would fail the beef jump

[@meowmura349]

The schools should just use the pipeline of Anime -> Manga -> Manhwa -> Light Novels and Web Novels Worked for me and is converting my friend rn

[@1wakuralain]

Just read books. Please. Stop finding fancy ways to not read books. Just find fun books! There's so many good ones!

[@roycampbell586]

​@@1wakuralainbut books are... lame...

[@HyperKryst]

​@@1wakuralain Imma be honest, visual storytelling is just too important to me, seeing the intentions of an author in full view on top of the beauty of the drawn art itself is just way more special for me than simply reading.

[@meowmura349]

@@1wakuralain I'm sorry but I don't really understand your comment. I'm just presenting a way to get someone into books since just jumping in can seem kinda daunting you know. Its also an easy way to find where to start since you can often start by reading the source material for something higher up the line. This is especially true when it comes to series that aren't finished yet. No where did I say or imply that this was about not reading books etc, so I have no idea where you got the idea from. Unless you saying that Web and Light novels aren't books, in which case I firmly disagree.

[@1wakuralain]

@@meowmura349 I am being mean saying it that way, but the point I would push is that “daunting” isn’t a reason not to begin with books themselves. Sometimes courage is just making yourself do something uncomfortable. Reading comics and manga is the equivalent of candy. It is not developmentally as valuable as imagination based narratives. Light novels are childrens chapter books: good for young readers but lacking much of the literary elements and new idea structures present in non-light novels. If you are exiting high school, listing a light novel as impactful on you is like listing Diary of a Wimpy Kid. It’s not a bad book but it’s not challenging you in ways many other books will.

[@jenkohr]

I’ve watched all of parkour civilization. It’s unironically good. It’s a bit corny but I love it.

[@unchartedchartz]

6:39 Big A is MY radio

[@TheFirstBhau]

I actually started watching Parkour Civilization as a joke and goddamn I actually felt something

[@0marble8]

Which is something a lot of actual movies cant make you do lol

[@Charlie-pt1ks]

@@0marble8 ur huffing

[@MrHome-xx4fj]

Happy 8th birthday 🎉

[@scouthatesrainbows]

@@MrHome-xx4fjlmaooo what I've been thinking reading all these parkour comments

[@DigioBooks]

@@Charlie-pt1ksur puffing

[@boatymcboatface8207]

atrioc uploading from parkour prison

[@wright4599]

I like it when the music kicks in after a little bit of time has passed in the video. It happened in the last video too. I really like it, it made me happy

[@FantaSea777]

0:13 Just got hit by a wave of childhood nostalgia, I had forgotten all about that book

[@alittar8062]

There is a difference between a free 2 hour video and and a 2 hour video you pay 50 dollars to watch once.

[@PresAlexWhit]

$50??? Are you watching on the moon?

[@pr3mv241]

@@PresAlexWhitMovies. Movies.

[@servilleta__6075]

my man has not been to a movie theater in his life, not even Disney is charging that much a month.

[@danielcintz8880]

peakcore civilization

[@orinblank2056]

I definitely noticed a huge impact from covid to my learning ability. I still love reading, and back in middle school I used to read over 100 books a year since we didn't have TV, so it was either books or NPR. When I started college, I could easily sit down and knock out 3 hrs of homework, but then we had lockdown and online courses, and I went from a 3.8 GPA student in university to barely staying afloat. I would start trying to read a journal article or textbook and get hit with an intense wave of sleepiness, couldn't keep track of deadlines, and my motivation plummeted. I think I always had mild ADHD, but when I was younger it only showed in me being talkative and a little forgetful. Post-covid though, it got so bad I felt like I was a prisoner in my own mind, watching myself ruin my own life. Had to get medicated for it. Eventually I got my degree, but I had like a 2.7 GPA and had to take an extra year

[@owencmyk]

I've had this exact same issue with retaining information, but it's been like this my entire life even before Covid and before any of this. I can read just fine, and I love audio books, but reading has always been a big issue for me where I just cannot comprehend and retain written stories.

[@Code_Ramen717]

Minecraft parkour civilization full movie sounds like something I would’ve watched on KZbin on my iPod in 2012

[@desertplanet3253]

sounds like somebody didn't jump for the beef

[@mav0mav0]

Seeing the timer in the bottom right gave me whiplash with how it shifts back and forth

[@groffit1787]

5:00 not all of us worked in morketing buddy...

[@unchartedchartz]

DUDE i was at my Aunt and Uncle's house maybe a 6 months or a year ago now, and my youngest cousin was watching this parkour video. Tbh not too different from what i was watching at her age, i loved Minecraft roleplay from a channel called TheAtlanticCraft.

[@nhellonnnn]

the Parkour civilisation video is genuinly one of the best examples of good pacing in movies and show I've ever seen, u wud think ur gonna watch like 5 mins and then leave but it genuinly hooks you and the writing is amazing even though it's extremely simple

[@yesimant]

LMAOO SHUT UP

[@alexskv4644]

This seems like projection for not jumping for the beef.

[@quackingeagle2628]

I take great pride in the fact that I’ve watched every evbo video ( excluding the full movies) within two days of them coming out starting with the second episode of parkour civilization.

[@essonyoutube]

i remember watching the simulation series awhile ago and i completely forgot about the guy

[@rossflavelle-taylor4288]

The craziest part about this for me, in a genuine none joking manner, is that I don’t even know why it’s the case and I’m kind of in the same boat. I LOVED to read my whole life, have a whole book shelf of novels that I’ve finished, and am in my fifth year of university. But I simply have not been able to get through any of my school readings for years. If anything genuinely longer than a poem or a short article is assigned I cannot and will not get through it. Idk what it is, because I still sit down and read for hours on my own time if I choose the book, even if it’s not as much as I’m used to. With School assignments I won’t be able to get through pretty much anything without literally zoning out or falling asleep. But there’s probably a chance I could sit through the Minecraft video.

[@Gaswafers]

Correction: Parkour Civilization is 4 hours because it has a sequel.

[@nasutoe]

Bro literally me. Throughout all of highschool and middleschool I don't think I read a single book in its entirety. The closest I got was listening to a FEW of them on audio book. What I did for practically every book was find another way to consume the story events through spark notes, or like a video summary. Then for essays I would just find quotes online and write essays using those quotes. I still learned alot about literary analysis and did well, but my physical reading skills are probably not much better than in highschool.

[@shamuclone]

pigeon drives the bus is CLASSIC

[@AeroBlaze777]

Genuinely I think like most books we read in high school were just boring, even if they were important. Recently I’ve been getting back into reading and I’ve completed 2 books in the past 4 months.

[@dcoy8666]

Nice 👍

[@WTIOFlameburst]

The glizzard wizard

[@Rj-cf8eh]

I used to read a ton all through school. Would get caught for reading books in my lap during other classes,etc. Now i genuinely struggle to retain a page of information. I cant do it off a screen, i need to print it out and annotate with pen to actually ingest a page.

[@dylanmcloughlin2187]

I love "Don't let the pigeon ride the bus".

[@-ZH]

Smh, no light novel readers

[@serdna102]

I've probably read more in light novels and web novels than people have ever read in books

[@vinceb8123]

Represent, what yall reading rn?

[@izzy3120]

@@vinceb8123Book of the dead and chrysalis by Rinoz Lord of the mysteries bycuttlefish that loves Diving He who fights with monsters by shirtaloon

[@heemster2300]

@@vinceb8123losing money to be a tycoon. It’s peak

[@versev0]

Best thing is the Jump he make along the way Peak Cinema

[@nuggetgtr_jr]

1:32 maby not in america but the australian cericulum is pretty good to the point were we do big books, short stories, and poems. I remember like 2 months ago we were doing an essay on catching teller crow. (This is all in highschool)

[@ata.cordarrelle]

inside my brain, nobody jumps for the beef.

[@bemowen]

If parkour civilization was on rotten tomatoes I’d put my house on it having a higher audience score than the official Minecraft movie, been a while since I’ve seen cinema on that level.

[@ConnorisseurYT]

Minecraft civilization had a production cost of $0 and will be a part of Minecraft culture for a lot longer than the $150m Minecraft movie

[@lunaliciousgeek]

This is todays' Red vs Blue machinima

[@hs7178]

parkour civilization is peak. It is absolute cinema and the sequel is even better. The spinoff pvp civilization is getting even better

[@jeffreyzhao9156]

parkour civilization is peak world building, it will be studied for generations

[@EwokPanda]

I actually never finished a book until college. I started hundreds, made it more than halfway through dozens, but never finished one front to back. Now, almost 20 years later, I'm a voracious reader who's finished hundreds.

[@Notllamalord]

Used to read a book a day in middle school but I slowed down a lot now

[@eHugs226]

OH MY GOD the pigeon rides the bus was the first book I ever read aloud to anyone and was my favorite book of all time AND I FORGOT TILL NOW wow this was acc so pleasant ily random chatter , ily atrioc

[@Daragausthedragon]

Reading is a like working a muscle. I went from engineering to English and that first couple months was tough, reading so many books and excerpts, and I couldn’t handle it. Now I’m 5 semesters in and I can read whole books and remember the scenes vividly. It’s just something you need to practice regularly

[@tunakann7629]

The level of writing in Parkour Civilization is beyond books, the elderly would never understand

[@thegunn7526]

Big A doesn't even realize he's part of the problem

[@RyanLynch1]

i'm so proud that i read the article entirely before atrioc covered it

[@bobstevenson3130]

This video is what got me to watch Parkour Civilization. Thank you Big A for introducing me to such wonderful media

[@kristsostad7571]

I loved those pigeon books when I was little

[@AethiopiensPhallischerMegalith]

That moment when LLMs start to have longer context lengths when processing text than actual People in school. Truly the era of AI.

[@shepinel]

I don’t know how, it might be luck or the algorithm, but the clips are always in order. It will be the first 10sec, scroll scroll scroll, next 10sec, scroll scroll, next 10sec… its magic

[@soffwhere]

I love how big A vids are 50% high quality and digestible economic and political news commentary, and the other 50% is just a chat roast session

[@WanekoThaneko]

Parkour Civilisation is just new age Shadow of Israphael, you can like or dislike it but that doesn't change the fact that for kids everywhere it is peak content that will be remembered for a long time.

[@flor9345]

I see this problem even in text. I'll send a screenshot to the college groupchat and the amount of kids I get asking me questions like "So when is it due?" It's in the screenshot. "How many words?" In the screenshot. And then 10 messages will pass and a kid will hit me with the "SUMMARY PLZ" And I am left so in shock all I can say is "Scroll."

[@MMXVII]

3:49 1999 baby here. I've been like this my whole life and the only solution is better formatting. Not sure why entirely but there's a thing called "bionic reading" and it helps a fair bit. I retain 0% information otherwise.

[@amperscore]

Mo Willems was my childhood hero

[@papasalvo]

To be slightly fair when I was in school I very much enjoyed reading books but I never read very far into the books that were assigned cause they were either boring as all hell OR written several decades ago and not using present day grammar. This is coming from someone who read every Percy Jackson book up into th Roman series (which i think was like 10 books) The entire dresden files series (i think 12 books at the time) Half of the black prism series (it went to a place i don't enjoy thinking about so I stopped) All in the course of 4 years of high-school. Reading and video games were my jam yet every time the teachers wanted me to get into their old dusty ass books I was immediately checked out. The great Gatsby was just a story of rich assholes, 1984 was short and interesting in the first 33% but quickly fell off and ended like a wet fart, to kill a mocking bird was so damn slowly paced and had like small bright spots but then quickly fell off, and the one with the kids on the island (i can't remember which) was vague and again had worse pacing than one piece. So yea it's bad they aren't reading but it doesn't help the books they assigned were boring and poorly paced

[@porkypine602]

i cannot read the only way ive been able to make it through my graduate classes is by using text to voice at 2x speed and taking notes on absolutely everything

[@claytongeist7816]

This is crazy bc i was literally just procrastinating my English homework while watching parkour civilization, i feel so called out 😭

[@Rislear]

Here in Big A Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the glizzy...

[@fatcat2015]

Parkour Civilization and its sequel are the pinnacle of modern media and storytelling.

[@silver3726]

Unc could NOT do the one block vertical jump for the beef 😂

[@legendcraftb_]

in atrioc civilization it’s better to be safe and do the 1 block jump than risk it for the glizzy

[@MettleDawn]

pigeon books are goated ngl

[@diverdown4381]

Atrioc’s the typa guy to go for the raw steak in Minecraft Parkour Civilization and fall into parkour jail

[@MrThirst]

I came away from this video to watch the entire Parkour Civilisation movie, so then I could come back with context. I’m 32 years old.

[@mrlegodude96alt2]

I read over 140 books last year and 3 books today alone, yet I have no friends; but people that watch the minecraft parkour video have loads of friends, curious.

[@BungarangYT]

part of the reason why kids can sit through a 2 hour minecraft movie and not 2 pages of reading is that teachers don’t engage the children the way youtube and tiktok does

[@Appel2Juice3]

All that colleges care about is that you get work done, not that you necessarily understand the material.

[@randomboii9166]

i just hit 100 titles on audible and have a bookshelf full of my favorite books mostly all read and i loved parkour civilization and it’s sequel. i think it’s a good albeit simple story and i think that can be all it takes sometimes

[@Time.Info.24]

Bro Canada is a so scary cause of the housing crisis right now like I’m 18 and want to get out I love Canada but they need to get these gangs out of Toronto and Vancouver buying the housing and selling them extremely expensive along with many other things to the government is in shambles right now and it’s scary

[@p0kepengin592]

shout out mo williams, i loved those books

[@snowixelthegoat2626]

As a European it is crazy to me that people pay tens of thousands of dollars to go to a university. Its literally cheaper to fly to Europe and study there for free AanD sometimes get paid for it.

[@namonai]

In switzerland we still have full books assigned

[@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513]

My attention span may be smashed to pieces but i can still get absorbed in a good book. Hell, I can still force myself to read a bad one

[@garystall1282]

We read a book in class and she assigned 1 chapter for all of us to read, when it was due and she try to ask questions about it and have a discussion I was the only who read it and answer 3 questions then she got piss and yell at everyone but me😊

[@limo1132]

I would rather watch a passion project made by a group of friends than a souless million dollar movie, i watched parkour civilization, i liked it and will probably enjoy it more than the minecraft movie tbh

[@Potatotenkopf]

My favorite book is The Stranger by Camus, I don't read much but that book was great tbh, highly recommend to anyone who wants to read a fairly simple fairly interesting book that has a ton of fairly deep literature, history, and philosophy behind it.

[@TheGrimStride]

Fellas, don't you hate it when you are trying to watch a video while you poop and your feet fall asleep

[@NithinJune]

we didn’t finish the pigeon rides the bus?

[@Kavycks]

bro parkour civilization is peak as fuck

[@jruthnam]

I watched 5 mins and now can never hear the word parkour uttered ever again. Someone hand me a spoon so I can scoop out the brain rot.

[@cheesebreeze2]

The Minecraft video has millions of views and I have never heard of it.

[@LimabeanStudios]

I don't trust people above the age of like 20 who say Minecraft parkour is incredible. I know I'm not the target audience but it absolutely reeks of "im 14 and just learned about class, this is so deep"