This Movie Was So Bad That It Killed All Of My Friends

[@malaizze]

My College Luggage: -Toothpaste -Hair brush -5 Granola bars -140 separate Bibles Please help me pack my stuff is just too heavy for some reason

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Melody’s farts 💨

[@cubee4108]

take out th e bibles

[@imGamer230]

maybe removing a few bibles might help

[@GravityGuava]

Remove the granola bars, you don't need to eat

[@malaizze]

@@cubee4108 shut up you’re literally going to hell

[@RoxyReviews0]

This movie killed my grandma, alright?

[@imfumrsaqjed]

My uncle broke his neck tapdancing once

[@wurtknurte7283]

What scene was she watching?

[@destroyerofturtles5024]

@@wurtknurte7283 she wasn’t the one watching. I was. **emotional flashback*

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Melody’s farts 💨

[@BlobyProblematico]

​​​@@destroyerofturtles5024 I was so lost in the movie... That I didn't get to hear my grandma warning me... 🫁

[@Belle_jammin]

were you eating creepy pasta?

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Melody’s farts 💨

[@carlosemilio5180]

No it was spooky spaghetti from the hit 2016 album "super ghostbusters"

[@spamburner9303]

@carlosemilio5180 Holy crap, I had forgotten what the source of spooky spaghetti was, so I had spent so long trying to find if it was a Tumblr post or something like that. Thank you so much.

[@AlrexX2]

never order spooky spaghetti...

[@coolhandle572]

I love creepy pasta

[@QwerkyWorkings]

Maybe they could afford to make this movie better if they hadn’t spend half their budget on Bibles.

[@bardoftime]

and the Enchiridion, can't forget that

[@-ASG-]

Correction: the genre is not “Early 2000s Romantic-Comedy,” its official name is “Sandler Stories.”

[@camiblack1]

But 50 First Dates and other "Sandler Stories" like Jack and Jill, are but a small piece of that, you have the competing genres of "Small Town Surprise Emotinal Cheating and NTR" as well as the genre defining "Best Friend accidentally takes over wedding" the latter of which was exepmlified best in the 2009 movie "I Love You Man".

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Melody’s farts 💨

[@gamertrask9153]

@@camiblack1then you also got the Christmas romcoms

[@kitestar]

@@gamertrask9153hallmark has no shortage of _those_

[@gusty7153]

shit bro, you're right. i legit cant think of any early 2000s romantic comedy that wasn't an adam sandler film

[@RenniUltraFox]

I got crushed by a giant Bible immediately after watching this video. Now I’m dead too. Thanks, Mel.

[@jasper_i_guess]

7:34 "Chill out with the religious texts, my frie- THE ENCHIRIDION!?!?!?!?" fucking slays me holy shit

[@anomalousanimates]

thank you for this, i finally found out what that is after like 3 days of searching for it

[@Jobroski47]

Every Bible is secretly just each section in comicly large comic sans

[@Waspinmymind]

@@Jobroski47 I’d pay for a gag Bible like that actually.

[@muninnpals7775]

Melody turned into Scott the Woz so slowly that nobody even realized it was happening

[@memesong21]

she wasnt already??

[@CassiusStelar]

Fam everyone realized it

[@Joseph-s]

The constant border gave it away

[@ambunt]

Mel the Woz

[@hanifarroisimukhlis5989]

Mel no Name

[@The_Robbing_Narrator]

Fun fact: This video is shorter than the movie Titanic by 2 hours 44 minutes and 36 seconds

[@splœnk]

Oh man thanks i thought it was longer

[@Crumbling_Regrets]

Me too​@@splœnk

[@alexnord5274]

​@Crumbling_Regrets and @splœnk, so right, guys. I'm glad we figured it out

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Melody’s farts 💨

[@stinkler2000]

@splœenk, @Crumbling_Regrets, and @alexnord5274, thanks for telling me this, i think we’re the smartest people on earth now!

[@ihatetrollingGaming]

just something to note about your discussion of jumpscares i've always firmly held that jumpscares are only good when they're used as a payoff of tension; they have to be *earned* for them to work properly a good jumpscare leaves the viewer feeling still afraid, but also relieved of tension, needing a few moments to recover a bad jumpscare leaves the viewer feeling annoyed, and likely less interested in continuing

[@RaynaGrimm]

so true, they dont even need to be loud to get the same effect when they are built up to and earned

[@ihatetrollingGaming]

@@RaynaGrimm exactly good jumpscares don't just startle you, they fucking LINGER for a while, you keep FEELING them for a while after they happen, when they're properly built-up

[@mollywantshugs5944]

So Germany used to have a legal loophole that meant you could fund a flopped movie as a tax writeoff and somehow come out with a profit, so a few studios in Germany made intentionally terrible movies until the laws were changed to prevent this. I’d wager that’s how *American Poltergeist* got so many sequels

[@eightcoins4401]

No, the main reason it got so many sequels is that shooting one cost a single day and 1 shoestring each.

[@Sorain1]

AH, the same loophole that brought us much of Uwe Boll's 'work'.

[@BorysBajer]

7:35 Princess Bublegum after Finn Steals All The Princess Gems

[@K1ttybee]

Pfft I love adventure time

[@zhane9islame61]

I'm obsessed with horror (and also a wimp with jumpscares lol) and NOPE is such a great example of what good horror is. It's my all time favorite film.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Melody’s farts 💨

[@noahbossier1131]

@@zhane9islame61 agreed

[@withercat1801]

Jean Jacket is one of, if not the, best monster designs I’ve ever seen. Nope is a masterpiece

[@Shmethan]

@@withercat1801 it's so creative I will never forget it

[@Hard_Pretzel]

thanks for killing me! I actually did watch Space Girls in Beverly Hills and it's absolutely one of my all time favorite films.

[@ferretappreciator]

"duct tape is meant to tear easily" absolute biggest lie ever. Use any slightly cheaper brand and that shit is stronger than steel (i am very weak and frail)

[@krebeq]

"mel would never drop a halloween video" mel:

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Melody’s farts 💨

[@Vallee152]

25:00 ducttape was originally called duck tape. It was used in the military, as it was quick, easy to tear into the size you need, and water-resistant patching on cloth. It is actually a horrible idea to use that tape on ductwork.

[@PhoenixJones12]

Thank you for taking the shoes off my corpse for the scene at the end. Wearing shoes indoors is just plain rude!

[@magitek09]

19:40 this reminds me of how the director of "a talking cat?!" also uses his teribly decorated house for most of his movies

[@vixxcelacea2778]

Do you mean the narcissist who tried to go after people for his oh so hip furry costume cat children's show that is so low budget and badly done it's almost laughable, but not "the room" laughable? Or is there another dude who uses his badly decorated house too?

[@Fopera]

​@@vixxcelacea2778different guy lol

[@eightcoins4401]

@@vixxcelacea2778 No its a movie literally called "a talking cat?!" its not Coolcat Saves the Kids

[@amisharme744]

You know what they say, if you don’t have 1,491,532 separate bibles, you’re not doing it right.

[@Manahina1]

the Pizza Tower level "Don't make a sound" has better jumpscares than this movie.

[@MichaeltheORIGINAL1]

I never knew I NEEDED movie reviews from Melody that much in my life! Granted, as a married, cis, LGBT - allay - guy, I only very recently discovered this channel and all its gems. But please, please do more of these. It must be a torture to watch these films if you are not cracking open a few cold ones and getting hammered with a couple of friends laughing your butt off, but damn, the edited video is top-notch entertainment! :)

[@FallenHero85]

As someone who's lived in Fall River for a few months, coming from vacationing to a friends place several times, this does not look even a little bit like Fall River.

[@Oretal]

0:40 YOOOO THE INTRO GOT UPDATED AND FADE OUT TRANSITION GOT IMPROVED LET’S GOOO

[@mjdxp5688]

14:42 That's Windows 7, they have Internet Explorer open even though it looks like they have Google Chrome pinned to the taskbar. Additionally, they have Adobe Acrobat Reader and another program open (Notepad maybe?). Interesting.

[@skeltathon]

I'd LOVE more movie reviews

[@andrewturner4375]

Yo another absolute banger from no lastname gay deer

[@imnothere9415]

20:47 me on e after a few years

[@cerulity32k]

so true!

[@Makinri]

I honestly have to agree with the whole jumpscare thing, you can have a 'scary' or 'unnerving' movie without going for jumpscares and it will be a much more enjoyable movie a great example (and movie in general) is 28 Days Later there isn't any 'traditional' jumpscares but the long silent panning shots of just walking or driving is so unnerving, at least in my humble opinion.

[@eightcoins4401]

The problem is especially if you watch alot of horror, you just become jaded to jumpscares. its the cheapest way to scare someone .Its just startling because theres a loud noise. In general, horror films tend to only really be jumpscary heavy when its lazy low effort schlock aimed at people who dont even watch horror films (i.e the Nun - godawful movie, yet a box office sucess).

[@GrubGrubGrubGrub]

9:58 i don’t remember when in MGS snake ripped visceral ass onto his roommates door

[@quetzypoo]

NOT THE FLOOR SPAGHETTI!!!

[@malaizze]

9:39 This is a reference to the murder of Melody Nosurname, which will occur on December 12th, 2024!!!

[@LauraOvTheePsychicYouth]

What 😟

[@bluemoon5691]

Not two days before my birthday ;~;

[@snickrdoodle_skywalker]

​@@LauraOvTheePsychicYouthnow i know tht sounds bad but

[@mistOmeter]

i missed my wife's wedding for this, i am not disappointed

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Melody’s farts 💨

[@Lockedupmymouthandthrewawa-x6b]

@@mistOmeter ...was it your wedding too???

[@mistOmeter]

@@Lockedupmymouthandthrewawa-x6b I think so???? Idk I forgor :P

[@NervesiT]

11:09 GABBERDEFICIENCY

[@disgoop]

girl needs a dose and fast

[@Hard_Pretzel]

the movie was so bad it killed its youtube review with a fake copyright claim ‼️

[@IndieAlpaca]

"My first ever movie review." am i a joke to you?

[@IndieAlpaca]

to be fair, downsizing doesn't count as a movie

[@ob2kenobi388]

(Presses button on Star Trek-style replicator) "Five. Hundred. Bibles."

[@iradavies]

0:18 please don’t let that be ketchup

[@quetzypoo]

Oh you already know

[@turtleninja16tn66]

What do you mean by that?

[@Lockedupmymouthandthrewawa-x6b]

​@@turtleninja16tn66Messy :(

[@wind_reader]

I used to watch this movie with my grandpa when he was 6 years old. RIP grandpa, miss him so much

[@Lexthefazworker]

Kid named all of my friends

[@QwerkyWorkings]

Kid named it

[@LJCG777]

Kid named movie

[@ursulcx299]

My most sincere condolences for your loss Melody, may you RIP (review in peace)

[@N0t_frog]

14:19 this happened to my friend once… 🚬 never been the same since

[@bokodasu]

My kid cracked the code - he couldn't have childREN, that's why she was his only child. This entire movie makes sense and is clearly a literary masterpiece.

[@robin915]

I love your skits. They're always so funny.

[@annabelle69]

I’m so sorry bro 😭😭 I’m also in the no-horror boat and I am eating dinner, I CANNOT!!!! Be back later when I am not risk of THROWING UP AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF A HORROR FILM 😭

[@ajente2o254]

Nah Bro walking the streets of my country Is scarier than this movie fr😭

[@Ninjacatmuffin]

I'd honestly love more movie reviews. I'm sorry that you put yourself through this

[@PeppermintMoose]

You got me with the clipbait, and then you delivered and murdered all your friends. Bravo. Sorry that you are now without friends. -_-, But I'm certain it was worth it for the bit. Anyways, you sold me with your 31 Minutos video. That has stuck with me, and I've already recommend it to friends. So, going forward, I am willing to watch whatever you want to review. Especially if you keep up with the level of detail mentioned in this video. Consider me impressed! "Dianna and her stand, Lizzie Borden" killed me. Now _I'm_ dead. >:(

[@BottleWaterson]

Melody watches horror movies so we dont have to

[@Parzivle]

3:41 even after seeing this bit as a sneak peak in the sonic stream i still lold the commitment to the bit is insane

[@1Henrink]

I loved the skits between days! There were so well SHOT

[@girzarro]

this was so fun id love more movie reviews if you're willing

[@JaimeAllen-l1v]

I am so excited to get your new plush!!!!

[@McBehrer]

idk if I've said this yet, but I really like your digital... uh, guy. (not sure what to call it. The cartoon version of you that pops up on screen throughout the video) She's very cute. edit: OC. That's the word I was looking for probably.

[@BadNameJackson]

Jump scares are always cheap unless they are built up to well.

[@ManyArmedMooseDei]

Jumpscares are, in my opinion, lazy, trite, and ineffective in the horror genre. As soon as the initial and brief startle disappears, one is just left irritated. Slow-burn tactics, like the uncanny, those make for good horror fodder, because it isn’t in one’s face and obnoxious, but rather playing on one’s instinctive fear of the unknown. It’s the constant uncertainty fed by just enough perception to maintain awareness of it, that really gets in one’s mind when watching a horror film. But that is just a theory. A *gay* (and trans for that matter) theory.

[@skeire1]

what happened at 6:34 made me explode into a manic HAHA that sounded like a witch. That has never happened to me before. I might be going crazy

[@aequoreavicq]

More movie reviews could be awesome. Just love your videos, so I’ll probably enjoy any of em.

[@Walleyedwosaik]

14:00 this is a knee slapper

[@AllFather2011]

At 10:20 I love that you used the sonic.exe plush

[@AllFather2011]

23:33 two sonic.exe reference in one video this has too be the best movie review ever

[@AllFather2011]

26:03 3 whole sonic.exe reference i am now satisfied

[@AllFather2011]

27:25 5 fucking 5 I’m starting to think you don’t like the trope I’m based off of

[@creeperking8702]

4:03 five nights at Freddy’s reference

[@EvilGuacamoleGaming]

14:26 'A little'... oh man, I love that I get exactly what you mean by that.

[@spllittzer]

babe wake up new Melody Nosurname video just dropped

[@Hi-yt2xk]

Today I learned that Luke Brandon Field, who plays Micheal in this movie, also plays young Daniel Molloy on AMC’s Interview with the Vampire. This will most likely be relevant to very few people, but this genuinely shocked me

[@Stereolizardo]

i cant believe this movie killed all your friends

[@hokorikera]

When you do what you love you can make any topic really interesting

[@Protoraptor69]

Trust me, horror movie nerds also hate Jumpscares too.

[@Protoraptor69]

@fijiflower-real I like gore if it's done right, like The Thing but I hate it when it's used only for shock value and nothing else.

[@Protoraptor69]

@fijiflower-real YES! UP-TOP...wait we're on screens, shit.

[@Cheena2222W]

@@Protoraptor69 YES, ABSOLUTELY

[@eightcoins4401]

@fijiflower-real Personally like excessive gore. Its terrible if you want a movie to be *scary* and overuse gore, but if the movie is already crap, over the top gore and deaths salvage it into being enjoyable again. My Bloody Valentine would have been a way worse movie if the deaths in the unrated werent so silly and over the top.

[@snickrdoodle_skywalker]

​@@Protoraptor69digital hi five?

[@Ixremsa]

Hey if you ever want to find some less jumpy horror, the Angel Hare series has just some spooky stuff and it's pretty wholesome! (It's by East patch productions)

[@Inactiveacc1201]

ANGEL HARE IS SO GOOD

[@that_friend05]

Pls do more movie reviews we love you (platonically)

[@SonicLux_Hedgeman]

Holy shit i was just bingewatching your vids today i wasnt expecting an upload just now lmao

[@Pixie_Shmixie]

This was great! You should totally review more movies!

[@gratefulcranegames]

This is unrelated but your music choices are so delightful in this specific episode. Anyways cool to see a film that accurately portrays law enforcement

[@Chaotic_evil_duck]

10:26 is that a damn wii zapper

[@daw8285]

OMG the editing is soo good!💜💜

[@Chronoplague]

27:58 according to this movie's logic, never having kids means you have one child!

[@Vexxter]

If you only have 1 child you technically don't have kids, you just have a kid

[@nasakku]

jst found this channel yesterday, loving it, i love watching other girls make content like this, keep it up!!

[@scarfguy5337]

God I wish I had the money to buy your plushie. It would go great next to my keeshee and mini Oz plushies

[@donutboi363]

6:00 on the dot, that middle doll with white skin and orange ribbon on her dress, that doll is currently sat next to the TV i’m watching this on… creepy

[@wuhoh5274]

10:38 why tf is there a trick or treator here at like 10am dude where are your parents

[@miniraptor3211]

27:15 Rhythm Doctor OST jumpscare. And with a 40% cop joke too, I would expect no less

[@ErixSummerdown-cr1ks]

Melody you've convinced me this is my new most favorite horror movie. I do not know if you meant to but it's so funny it overrides how mediocre it is. XD

[@Badgers0710]

Gabber mentioned!!! Lets goooooo

[@EvergreenWrench]

Fun fact. Duct Tape is actually against code for ductwork sealing. The adhesive turns to powder and it just kinda falls off after a few years

[@nineCryptids]

I know palm trees aren’t native to Massachusetts but like we have some in front gardens and stuff here in England

[@lunatpr5594]

Loved this video! I'd love to see you do more movie reviews like this!

[@Ixremsa]

Someone took all that time to pose that mannequin, and no one used it

[@Bbranthony]

Fun Fact! Sage has a third meaning: Someone who dumped me

[@Inactiveacc1201]

Oh shit, same

[@anabunny0831]

movie was great except for when melody looked into the screen for 47 seconds saying "wake up" over and over again while my phone heated up and crashed

[@tequt]

These bad movies just shows me how hard it is to make a movie.

[@44foxyy]

I just finished designing how in gonna paint my roller skates!! They’re leopard print rn but I’m gonna paint them black with white and red details.

[@Fungia-R]

Melody uploaded? This is a truly scary halloween indeed.

[@benjaminfelipesanchezhenao6178]

One video per month damn Mel you're inspired.

[@eightcoins4401]

I don't know if you will ever read this Mel, but those FSK 18 Movie boxsets are not popular here in Germany. They're the movie equivalent of shovelware videogames. Often the movies in them didnt even get an 18 rating or got cut - so they slap a trailer that got rated 18+ to get the age rating on the box. Some labels that churn out these boxsets such as Great Movies (ironic name, isnt it) are pretty much memes in the horror communities here. Im pretty sure the only thing making those movies potentially sell in Germany - if at all - is people confusing them for the 80s movie Poltergeist. Naming it "american poltergeist" seems somewhat seo, since with it being a loanword in english, I imagine alot of people type "american poltergeist" into German Amazon to get the 80s movie.

[@censingauto9998]

NEW DEER LADY VIDEO YOOOOOO

[@derianimp]

Another banger as always

[@DevyBoi]

Yay new melody video !!!

[@Frog_Enigma]

the best horrors don't have jump scares

[@infoglut7952]

27:23 omg seeing her friends die awakened her Mangekyo Sharingan

[@creaksmcgee6620]

Smellody why are your videos so good?

[@n_art_cissist]

14:55 white sage smudging specifically is also a closed practise and only to used by Native Americans and people who have been gifted it by a Native American/s. It is also an endangered plant so please don’t harvest or by unless you know it is ethically sourced or comes from Native American farmers