“Jesus went and took a hiatus for a little bit.” So what’s you’re saying... ...is it’s officially a God-forsaken place.
@Nosferata1385 жыл бұрын
Nice one 👍
@randomguy8225 жыл бұрын
Yes😐
@toddtangen67505 жыл бұрын
@Vulkanprimarch5 жыл бұрын
How the fark did this place not burn down!
@Your_Mossad_Handler5 жыл бұрын
Brent Seymour Because he knows he’d be the subject of the arson and insurance fraud investigation
@Dark_Daedalus5 жыл бұрын
“She hasn’t seen the first video” That’s the only way to trick the young girls into coming over to the crack house with Drill Sergeant.
@boogeyratt4 жыл бұрын
@Despicable Me *sigh*
@Dark_Daedalus4 жыл бұрын
Despicable Me that’s the point
@fuze19384 жыл бұрын
What did @Despicable say
@Dark_Daedalus4 жыл бұрын
Fu Ze something obvious if I recall
@ripvanwinkle64494 жыл бұрын
nah barracksbunnies will go anywhere for some dick call
@4starseniormasterspecialist5 жыл бұрын
My Dad has been in construction all his life and when I showed him this he started breathing really heavily...
@joel42825 жыл бұрын
Really heavy as in how the duck is it still standing or was he in love?
@ltlredhen41775 жыл бұрын
"I could make so much money convincing this poor bastard I could save this house"
@genxkevin5 жыл бұрын
OMG so did I, holy smokes what a nightmare lol
@looinrims4 жыл бұрын
“I’d take this job as an hourly and just say there’s so much to do while watching KZbin all day” Fuck construction so much
@eyesdut3874 жыл бұрын
The Looinrims good ass money tho
@clickclickboom425 жыл бұрын
As someone who sells floors and flooring materials, I feel your hatred for laminate laziness on a spiritual level.
@cameronaugusta74663 жыл бұрын
Propane and propane accessories
@bradgsardine24183 жыл бұрын
@@cameronaugusta7466 I want a tap and die and a can of wd-40.
@davidp28885 жыл бұрын
This isn’t a money pit. It’s a money canyon. Can’t wait to see the next episode.
@manictiger5 жыл бұрын
Kind of smart. Using ad rev to fund his crack house habit.
@sivispacemparabellum22985 жыл бұрын
@@manictiger the one time I'm not mad at more then 5 mid roll adds. He need the money for this house lol
@jamesjones46075 жыл бұрын
pretty sure they call those boats...
@WorkingForANewDay5 жыл бұрын
Ep. 3: fuck it. Arson.
@jed-henrywitkowski64705 жыл бұрын
@@manictiger Lol!
@Fu3R44 жыл бұрын
I legit want a happy ending to this dumpsterfire.
@constancemiller37534 жыл бұрын
A dumpsterfire sounds good. Might kill the mold.
@Sitharos3 жыл бұрын
Same!
@cundan048410 ай бұрын
spoiler alert the crackhouse looks amazing now
@aubreyjane66595 жыл бұрын
He protec He attac But more importantly, the crack house series is back!
@adventuresofwillandshelby60135 жыл бұрын
Aubrey Jane I normally hate these comments... But this actually made me laugh 😆 You win! 🥇
@squadyben20215 жыл бұрын
I want to like but the number is too good
@aubreyjane66595 жыл бұрын
@@squadyben2021 Too bad! It already went to 70...
@tomatobagel5 жыл бұрын
This entire comment thread is proudly brought to you by all fifteen year olds that woke up terribly early on a Sunday and missed church.
@NikiFromTexas5 жыл бұрын
@@tomatobagel And old ladies that have insomnia as well from Nightshift Disorder.. 22+ yr Nurse here!
@calebdehart66515 жыл бұрын
Second I clicked on the video: "Why are there so many ads?!" One minute into video: "Oh...foundation issues. Get dat ad money."
@thatguy65775 жыл бұрын
Yeah most of that ad money is going straight into this house
@MIckveli25 жыл бұрын
i watched all 21 mins ad free, i guess its based off of your viewing habits ( i guess.)
@thatguy65775 жыл бұрын
I didn’t see any ads it was a joke
@thatguy65775 жыл бұрын
The Mine I don’t think there’s any hope for this house
@Cohhor5 жыл бұрын
That Guy 😂😂😂
@TheSteelArmadillo5 жыл бұрын
I need a shirt that says “it’s not a crack house, it’s a crack HOME.”
@Onefadedcoon4 жыл бұрын
true true in typed this comment with a knife
@yuji93234 жыл бұрын
true true I typed this comment with my heart
@Coronodo4 жыл бұрын
True true I typed this with my stomach
@TheImmoralNosferatuZodd4 жыл бұрын
true true I typed this comment with my penis
@MightyP3bbl34 жыл бұрын
bfdfgjkml;kjhnb i typed this comment with my forehead
@partyrobbins46905 жыл бұрын
The walls are probably too water logged to burn the place down.
@OmniscientWarrior5 жыл бұрын
Some fires, water is an accelerent. This house can be burned down.
@partyrobbins46905 жыл бұрын
How about filling the house with c4 and diesel then have Matt shoot it with a tank
@manictiger5 жыл бұрын
@@partyrobbins4690 Today on Demolition ranch, we have the most pressing of questions: can you demolish a house with a 40mm Bofors autocannon...
@crobopulusmichael90975 жыл бұрын
You need a permit for that
@thomastibbs63585 жыл бұрын
@@manictiger LMAO
@BornInTheCreek5 жыл бұрын
*15:01** Little mermaid theme* Look at this dump. Makes me irate. How much can one crack head accumulate? Wouldn’t you say it’s the house? The house that has. . . Everything!!! Abundance of mold. Foundations unfold. Questions of electrical yet to be told. Yes, we would say it’s the house. The house that holds everything!!! We’ve got crack heads And needles of plenty. We’ve got water damage And blue wall prints untold. Grab your check book, Bend over and get ready. Cause the best has yet to unfold.
@AngryCops5 жыл бұрын
so good
@xeonthemechdragon5 жыл бұрын
Angry Cops it’s perfect
@thomsonjack7255 жыл бұрын
Angry Cops part 3 you got to sing this
@kaylag50435 жыл бұрын
@@thomsonjack725 Yes!
@floydk.48165 жыл бұрын
Yes, lmao
@phrogginator5 жыл бұрын
“This house has an std” - angry cops 2020
@DragonMaster322004 жыл бұрын
Spiked Printing It IS an STD
@king_random.chris_tucker5074 жыл бұрын
I read this same time he said it😂‼️
@douglasjohnson8555 жыл бұрын
"Consider this you're watching my horrible miserable existences and getting off to it" don't judge my kinks...
@davidparker.22274 жыл бұрын
Ffs man. Lmao
@americaninfidel7514 жыл бұрын
Kink shamming is my kink
@DLC883 жыл бұрын
I will admit to playing with myself
@engagingbus79913 жыл бұрын
@@americaninfidel751 AHHHHHHHHH
@nowayminer5 жыл бұрын
This house is an accurate representation of how 2020 has been going
@brideauxd4 жыл бұрын
nowayminer yup
@beardedbjorn55204 жыл бұрын
Pretty much, yep
@rantsaremything70664 жыл бұрын
6 months later even more relevant
@johnapple66464 жыл бұрын
@@rantsaremything7066 what do you mean
@rantsaremything70664 жыл бұрын
@@johnapple6646 uh... the comment was 6 months ago and 2020 is a shitshow?
@Justanunderaveragekyle5 жыл бұрын
"This is where you come to die" "It doesn't matter we're all gonna die anyway" I'm not liking the odds of this house
@MrDevildog1002d5 жыл бұрын
Thats why he's whipping it into shape lol.
@kaylag50435 жыл бұрын
We are the ghosts of your past, present and future terrible decisions!
@thaedyntorres32655 жыл бұрын
Come with me and you'll see a crack house filled with desperation
@DYLANJJK945 жыл бұрын
I feel like they Should change the outside of the house in cases the old owners drug dealer(s) come looking for them with a drive-by, In case they ownee money or something crazy
@thaedyntorres32655 жыл бұрын
Y
@ranickhaan5 жыл бұрын
I felt so bad I actually thought about buying a shirt, but then I realized I’m broke from fixing up my own crack house.
@ExplizitDuester5 жыл бұрын
Maybe without the crack you would have more funds
@ranickhaan5 жыл бұрын
Hououin Kyouma I thought the hoes would’ve contributed to the bills. Guess not.
@Benthesniperof85 жыл бұрын
@@ranickhaan lmfao
@punkfunkyeahstudios17185 жыл бұрын
Ranic Khaan I’m gonna buy the s**t out of that shirt
@bongarust6945 жыл бұрын
yea bro i was like, shit didnt know we could ask for money on youtube. I got credit card bills yall can help out with too if we feelin generous.
@t0nicss8674 жыл бұрын
This is actually a good representation of Angry's age demographic. Only boring adults watch house renovation with heavy intent, and goddammit do I love this .
@allenhargis43175 жыл бұрын
I remodel flip houses, i have seen some bad houses but yours is really special. Enjoy your home ownership!
@TheAdmiralsRebelyn5 жыл бұрын
Same here. As a landlord, my personal properties, homes I've listed... I've seen some shit but those floors. Holy fuck. Nothing would've even suggested that damage. I was having heart palpitations over that closet wiring. I can feel his frustration because lords of kobol know, I've been there. I'd bet my good eye I've got video of my hubbs and I doing exactly what he's doing right now.
@Dankdalorde5 жыл бұрын
“Special” lmao
@Grandmaster-Kush5 жыл бұрын
Special house for a special boy
@mr.pattyd91385 жыл бұрын
"If you have rickets this would be your spine." "Laminate is like laser hair removal for your snatch." These and so many other phrases I now have to try and work into a conversation....
@irnbru64184 жыл бұрын
If you look into his eyes you can see the pain and loss of money inside
@postindustrial765 жыл бұрын
Heres what I hope the next title is Crack House Ep 3. We Found Indian Bones Under The House
@Rurik_Luci5 жыл бұрын
Oh god that would be funny
@FloridaManRacer5 жыл бұрын
Episode 4. All our hired workers now have Tetanus, Rabies and for some odd reason, Colon Polyps...
@another_german5 жыл бұрын
Crack House Ep. 5 The Walls are Filled With Crack and PCP
@q-tip47235 жыл бұрын
@@another_german I wouldn't be shocked.
@ryancasey40385 жыл бұрын
Crack House Ep 6. Ghostbusters Too Scared to Come to House / DIY House Exorcism
@danielcoffman76295 жыл бұрын
Gonna need a 3m respirator mask when walking into that house due to large amounts of mold.
@joel42825 жыл бұрын
Nope. Need the 3m Hazmat suit
@typhoon51504 жыл бұрын
Daniel Coffman nah need a 3M respirator to watch this video series
@Coronodo4 жыл бұрын
Nah just need three sets of hazmat suits per person
@brentrichards12004 жыл бұрын
Permits are how politicians line their pockets at the city level.
@Kochie115 жыл бұрын
5:51 Dude serves in the military, drill sergeant, yells at 18-year-olds for a living, but still winces when a piece of plastic hits his wife/girlfriend/friend. Love it
@DragonMaster322004 жыл бұрын
Kochie The man knows what to fear
@pfcmujonka31414 жыл бұрын
I think he was laughing lol
@montanaf22864 жыл бұрын
@@pfcmujonka3141 he was definitely laughing
@joaquina.52485 жыл бұрын
8/10, didn’t talk to basement Jesus as promised.
@joel42825 жыл бұрын
But basement Jesus is on hiatus.....
@eat_me_b34n595 жыл бұрын
@@joel4282 he's trying to get some rehab after the years of being in a crack house, he finally gets out of the basement.
@CrochetCrochetJoyJoy4 жыл бұрын
@@eat_me_b34n59 He's down in south Miami having a great time right now
@pfcthomasw.93944 жыл бұрын
Keep the Faith God Bless you, From one Vet to another, THANK YOU for your service. 😇👍🏼
@MSGROSE15 жыл бұрын
Your backyard looks like one of those "Life After People" shows.
@wyattsweet89305 жыл бұрын
Angry Cops: Buys a crackhouse Nobody: Angry Cops: Once again i am asking for your financial support.
@12shaymin124 жыл бұрын
Missed a golden opportunity with the Mexican laser removal, “you think you’re getting a bargain, but it’s really just a rip-off...”
@axelmilan42925 жыл бұрын
>**looks at video** >**looks at ads** >**turns off adblock anyway**
@AngryCops5 жыл бұрын
Axel Milan I respect that
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM5 жыл бұрын
I always wonder if having KZbin premium gets the creators any money since I never see ads, but I pay for that. You'd think they'd share some of that cash with the creator.
@dr.threatening86225 жыл бұрын
Yeh youtube red has a separate payout for your views... I'm happy to help the crack house mitigation
@mementomori7715 жыл бұрын
@@MinistryOfMagic_DoM creators actually get a bigger cut from KZbin premium views
@raa98raa5 жыл бұрын
@@mementomori771 that's so good to hear bc some times I feel guilty for having it lol
@foreignbeggar37835 жыл бұрын
I legit cannot understand how ANYBODY could let their home get this bad. i’ve been in construction for 10 years, and shit still amazes me. good luck man.
@Muster_Muckee_II5 жыл бұрын
Crack. . . That's all there really is to it is just . . . Crack.
@mrdarber14615 жыл бұрын
Simple fixing your house costs money, crack also costs money, priorities man.
@kentmcgowan42375 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a lot of it, the water damage and vandalism especially, was intentional as they were being evicted. The foundation and hoarding certainly took time, but a lot of it was deliberate destruction of the property.
@f0rumrr5 жыл бұрын
Three things can lead to this level of insanity, laziness, depression, or and drug/alcohol abuse. Its usually a mixture of all three.
@DanB954 жыл бұрын
"This house has an STD" I have never heard a crack house summed up more perfectly LOL
@patriciamadison24144 жыл бұрын
It is a std
@MikePurisima5 жыл бұрын
Can we get a basement Jesus shirt? I'd buy it lol.
@freddyironworks4 жыл бұрын
I buy that. Hell wear it to work
@royalcrown71804 жыл бұрын
Haha he added one to his store, i grabbed one. Basement Jesus would of wanted it that way.
@freddyironworks4 жыл бұрын
@@royalcrown7180 my next I will too
@adamquinn32302 жыл бұрын
YES FR
@jimmyginseng5 жыл бұрын
"Bambi took his mothers death hard, started using the crack". I died at that comment lol.
@vanludwig284 жыл бұрын
If I lived nearby I’d offer to help you out for free. Just to hang out and hear the crazy shit you come up with. That’d be payment in itself. Good luck man
@GageHC5 жыл бұрын
"Nobody lives here, this is where everybody comes to die" I hope there isn't some secret message hidden in that
@jaykay13324 жыл бұрын
I didnt see the contractors for the last half of the vid...
@commanderbastard19934 жыл бұрын
The house is being supported by the bones of blue falcons
@moonboogien89085 жыл бұрын
I bet your neighbors are loving the new owner. "He's such a nice, quiet young man."
@mattj.77564 жыл бұрын
In Minnesota, you need a permit to replace your damn windows. Your windows!
@spiko17555 жыл бұрын
I love his comedy so much it’s so obvious this is just his personality trying to get through realising this was a bad idea
@misombra5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you don't go directly from anger, bargaining and depression in a straight line
@jacoboconnell75185 жыл бұрын
When the house is finished there should be a party with everyone who buys a shirt. It'll be like an Angry Cops convention!
@jaspermennink74095 жыл бұрын
Jacob O'Connell no there shouldn’t be a party because that costs money to organize and the shirts are being sold because he needs money and the profit of the sale of the house will probably go into a better project
@jacoboconnell75185 жыл бұрын
@@jaspermennink7409 I know it was just a joke
@MajesticSkywhale5 жыл бұрын
@@jaspermennink7409 profit? from the sale of THIS house?
@Food241125 жыл бұрын
Also I don't think there would be enough space in the house
@noodle44985 жыл бұрын
Erik Van der Zee I think it would actually look kinda nice once it’s fixed up
@BigM10204 жыл бұрын
The skyrim reference is way too accurate.
@mmnootzenpoof5 жыл бұрын
Basement Jesus wasn't sleeping, he was holding the front of the house up.
@peterbanderas81845 жыл бұрын
A load bearing Jesus?
@necksquad32225 жыл бұрын
@@peterbanderas8184 "My yoke is sweet and my burden light"
@AngryCops5 жыл бұрын
@@necksquad3222 this is why i read the comments
@warflowers56395 жыл бұрын
@@AngryCops same
@ltlredhen41775 жыл бұрын
Praise basement Jesus.
@tommytaylor20845 жыл бұрын
To be fair to Matt from Demo Ranch, he didn't just buy a crack house. He bought a crack MANSION
@ThatCigarGuy5 жыл бұрын
He had redone an actual crack house before buying the Crack mansion tbh. Everyone has to start somewhere!
@tommytaylor20845 жыл бұрын
@@ThatCigarGuy I know, I saw the videos. Tbf Matt's come a long way, especially with his Bunker Branding Co. business so fair play to him
@tommytaylor20845 жыл бұрын
@@SlocketSeven Well, if you work for it, you'll have it too. It's all about the hustle my guy
@ThatCigarGuy5 жыл бұрын
@@tommytaylor2084 That's absolutely right, Dr. Demo seems to have only one gear. FORWARD! Which is really inspiring. What kids and the younger generation needs to see these days.
@tommytaylor20845 жыл бұрын
@@ThatCigarGuy Couldn't have said it better myself brother 🍻
@scottsaylors19964 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest series I’ve ever seen in my 30 years of life
@danielroncaioli68825 жыл бұрын
List of problems with buying a crack house: Problem number one: You bought a crack house. Problem number two: See problem number one.
@personmcperson44405 жыл бұрын
When she goes in the shed made of doors and says "I'm gonna end up in Narnia"...I lost my shit.
@smallblockafc39484 жыл бұрын
Lol love the Skyrim reference. Playing Skyrim as I’m watching
@andrewyoung24305 жыл бұрын
It’s so weird not seeing him not get angry at people and just living everyday life.
@invertedv12powerhouse775 жыл бұрын
The fact he bought this shithole and not getting madder is fucked
@bongarust6945 жыл бұрын
he was never legitimately mad he is just an actor like everyone does infront of a camera. now he is in a real world situation and actually mad and its mostly just sad.
@somebody30745 жыл бұрын
This house looks like it survived a horde night on 7 days to die.
@Stormscythe3785 жыл бұрын
Basement took the biggest hit.
@somebody30745 жыл бұрын
Stormscythe378 must of been a demolition zombie.
@oxide96795 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. You aren’t wrong
@jonsquatch985 жыл бұрын
Since when is improving your flooring "demolition"? That inspector should be showering you with praise for getting rid of the horror one crack-filled piece at a time xD
@LiT_Moose894 жыл бұрын
Bureaucracy is a cancer
@jboykeeng5 жыл бұрын
I got an idea: C4 the foundation... That’s all I got man, this really isn’t worth it
@adventuresofwillandshelby60135 жыл бұрын
Jboykeeng .-. I was onboard at first, but quickly lost interest because I’m a corvette guy😆
@Legatus2kx5 жыл бұрын
If it can't be fixed with C4, then use more C4. Kinda sorta like duck tape, but this duck tape blows up, 🤷🏻♂️
@lethalweeaboo22395 жыл бұрын
Nah, tannerite
@ericrose24095 жыл бұрын
Insurance won’t cover that...
@elbolillo27035 жыл бұрын
I say put some good ole det.cord in all the cracks and let it self expand
@Jewbaca3215 жыл бұрын
When the house is done, I want a shirt that says, now it's a crack home
@SpudEater4 жыл бұрын
There is one saving grace to this place, the molding and old solid doors. Keep them if ya can AC
@Genny2075 жыл бұрын
"I feel like I'm about to go into Narnia" I feel like this was an underrated comment
@bsbarnette5 жыл бұрын
“This house has an STD.” and many other diseases and ailments.
@BranchJL4 жыл бұрын
“Nobody lives here, this is where everybody comes to die” 😂💀😂💀
@aarondurham82755 жыл бұрын
15 min in: "You mean you don't know about the seashells" Demolition Man. Great movie if you haven't seen it. you rock Angry Cop
@bluecollarcanuck5 жыл бұрын
They don't need 3 seashells, there's already one huge one on the bathroom. :D
@AngryCops5 жыл бұрын
Great movie. Solid reference
@nomad80495 жыл бұрын
@@AngryCops unrelated question. Are you still in the army?
@JustIn-op6oy5 жыл бұрын
That had me in stitches.
@JustIn-op6oy5 жыл бұрын
@@AngryCops bravo good sir. Your content is top notch.
@relapsedpanda10815 жыл бұрын
I wish someone would tell their story of having him as their drill sergeant
@punkfunkyeahstudios17185 жыл бұрын
ReLapsed Panda it better not be negative
@phillyphilly_lii64412 жыл бұрын
@Buffalindigo bro that’s a movie. Yes in the old days they were more like that. But please understand that it’s not even close to reality now. Watch his video of spying on his privates in the woods. Please don’t think FMJ is reality anymore lol
@arnoldsherrill63054 жыл бұрын
I have a simple solution for you give the GPS coordinates of that house to an artillery battery and have them flatten the house., bring in some trucks to clear the debris and just start over a fire mission using a couple of rounds from a MRLS loaded with Excalibur rounds does wonders
@urielgrey5 жыл бұрын
We had the same thing w laminate at my parents house took forever for me to take it out. They were lucky because when they removed old wool carpet they found fully finished wood floors. Good luck Rich!
@inhumanfilth6815 жыл бұрын
Never understood why people put carpet down over hardwood
@newolku5 жыл бұрын
@R.R.P. Just wear socks or slippers ffs
@CODstreamz5 жыл бұрын
We're just gonna sit here and ignore the fact the video is newer than this comment...
@inhumanfilth6815 жыл бұрын
@@CODstreamz yes yes we are. Because patreon lol
@newolku5 жыл бұрын
@R.R.P. carpets like that are disgusting
@jimhightower50035 жыл бұрын
Flip this house or F*ck this house? The four door shed was amazing; I'm going to do that.
@dannyarrowheadstalker30545 жыл бұрын
Multiple exits would be great.
@mightymikethebear5 жыл бұрын
A door for each personality!
@johnbroskey25475 жыл бұрын
New hgtv show called "flip or fuck"
@w00tb0ss5 жыл бұрын
You could read a description online and it says a nice fixer upper. Just needs some tlc. Has a 4 door shed. New electrical in closets... lol
@ReformedSooner244 жыл бұрын
It’s gonna be just like Minecraft
@raidkoast4 жыл бұрын
While you're doing foundation work, might as well do proper drainage around the house too. Basically fill in with gravel and put a special kind of plastic cover against the foundation. Keep rain water from collecting in the dirt around the house, which then seeps in to your basement walls and rots them, which also leads to high moisture in the air and causes nice amounts of mold to form in the basement.
@markmallecoccio45215 жыл бұрын
I just love how Demo Ranch bought a mansion, and AC bought a crack house. What should the boys from Black Rifle Coffee buy?
@cheechwizard75644 жыл бұрын
They put a mini gun on a Prius. Isn't that enough?
@kevincass99174 жыл бұрын
@@cheechwizard7564 No. They should buy an abandoned apartment building.
@FilmShotStudios4 жыл бұрын
Demo bought a crack house as well. it was the first renovation and is in part the reason why he chose to go for the abandoned mansion project.
@spicypancakeproductions50574 жыл бұрын
Abandoned warehouse?
@MrMarinesfight4 жыл бұрын
A bordello
@Blitzkrieg-1941-5 жыл бұрын
"This shed... it's made of doors."
@leightonreinersman57615 жыл бұрын
Blitzkrieg I went on your channel... I like the about message lol
@eat_me_b34n595 жыл бұрын
It's a door trap from Minecraft, and that person that had the sketch book that drew cartoon characters in the last video, inspired it.
@averagespymain77845 жыл бұрын
imagine watching this guy, going to boot camp, and he’s your drill sgt. To be ridiculed and degraded by one of your favorite youtubers.
@Max_Unknown4984 жыл бұрын
AverageSpyMain I would pay the us military to have this guy yell at me all fucking day
@brandonbrown69224 жыл бұрын
He's retired, and I'm pretty sure he started KZbin after that.
@johnredcornable3 жыл бұрын
@@brandonbrown6922 I think he's still a reservist
@THEZMANIKAN5 жыл бұрын
"nobody lives here, people just come here to die." Hilarious bro.
@tunit-uq4ij5 жыл бұрын
I feel like this whole venture was all just to show Ian from 'AskMen.com' how wrong he is.
@Lemon_da_cat4 жыл бұрын
Omg i just died 🤣🤣🤣
@MiaogisTeas4 жыл бұрын
Fuck Ian 😂
@akasha91413 жыл бұрын
Perfect lol
@joebeach77593 ай бұрын
I bought a house once that had 6 layers of linoleum(OLD laminate) over beautiful oak floors. When we first walked through, the floor felt spongy, so we thought we would have to replace it. Every house I bought in the south was like that. Your house turned out great, though. I'm happy for you. You did an awesome job.
@CrowFuu5 жыл бұрын
1:14 "and she put makeup on to go to a crack house" Got to look good for Basement Jesus😉😉
@xephael34855 жыл бұрын
They must be paying cops too much if he hasn't figured out this is a teardown already...
@FeaRThemis5 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's just he's getting paid probably a shit ton from youtube so he has money to blow now.
@hovojefe5 жыл бұрын
@@FeaRThemis I doubt hes making the amount that he'll need to fix this place up from youtube alone
@MrUNCLESAM845 жыл бұрын
Remember guys he's also in the army, don't know if he's a reservist or retired but still he's getting paid from the army as well.
@JRTL202535 жыл бұрын
@@MrUNCLESAM84 also VetTv, he's got that actor money now
@FeaRThemis5 жыл бұрын
@@hovojefe According to socialblade, he probably makes ~120k a year on youtube. So he's making pretty good money from it
@darkmage070707774 жыл бұрын
I feel you on the laminate. Doing kitchen renovations and discovered that it has three layers of laminate, probably to the creation of the house in the 70s. Now I'm having to find someone who's willing to pull up the floor so I can replace it, but nobody will because of fear of asbestos. FML.
@bentuttle91705 жыл бұрын
"It doesn't matter, we're all gonna die anyway" - a man who has lost hope
@dannycpayne55 жыл бұрын
The backyard fairy was the one giving the old owners “fairy dust”
@robertishere84075 жыл бұрын
Jesus its like shrek swamp got hit by a atomic bomb then a tsunami
@knuttsackjones30945 жыл бұрын
Robert Is here and then had a trailer park from backwoods Alabama thrown at it
@caladair20875 жыл бұрын
Ironically Jesus wasn’t there
@knuttsackjones30945 жыл бұрын
Cal Adair I know, I think he’s in therapy
@shanehudson39955 жыл бұрын
I've seen pictures of better looking houses in Hiroshima the day after the Bomb.
@mel_63865 жыл бұрын
If it were hit by a tsunami, it would be a little bit cleaner at least.
@mastafluff19885 жыл бұрын
I could literally see the figures crushing the soul as you talked about the bathroom remodel... I think I came twice simultaneously right then. God bless you sir.
@CassDaMan11385 жыл бұрын
I'm just legitimately interested in seeing you flip this house, I got faith that you can pull it off.
@alexandsimba5 жыл бұрын
Praise basement jesus!
@manictiger5 жыл бұрын
I think when he starts messing with the beams in an effort to combat the dry rot, it'll literally flip.
@joeldykman75915 жыл бұрын
Theres a good chance that the appreciation will not be worth the cost of repairs.
@PrimeBizzef5 жыл бұрын
Literally the only thing that could make this house worse is if you start digging in the backyard and find an Indian burial ground.
@fyourfeelings68304 жыл бұрын
Well it is 2020 so there is a huge possibility
@MICHAEL235054 жыл бұрын
@@fyourfeelings6830 the way this year is going i'd prefer the indian burial ground.
@danielkellen59695 жыл бұрын
Angry Cops I feel you guy. When you were talking about laminate floors at 17:45, my dad and I did a bathroom demo in our house. Last owners cobbled together a bunch of crap, so we had to shovel up 3 laminate floors, and a base that had 1” nails every 2 inches along the floor. Literally took us 2 days to get rid of it all. And this was in a 5x15 bathroom. I feel your pain
@krovasikkotta59845 жыл бұрын
he mentioned skyrim i love him even more
@jwuniverse465 жыл бұрын
And now we need mods of his Sarge transformation scream replacing unrelenting force...
@krovasikkotta59845 жыл бұрын
@@jwuniverse46 we need more mods of him in skyrim like his winter pt vid
@justin23085 жыл бұрын
We need to put this crack house in the game and make it a mission for you to flip it. Also, we need to make it a mission you can never finish.
@krovasikkotta59845 жыл бұрын
@@justin2308 a decent idea
@sgt_s4und3r545 жыл бұрын
"Who puts down 2 layers of laminate?" It was more common than you believe. Had to clear it out of my parents kitchen years ago when they had it renovated.
@stephenconcannon41244 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain friend of mine went through the same thing. As far as permits go there scam in itself. It’s not like they come out and do any inspections half the time. At least not on your schedule. Hopefully once you get past that foundation things get a little easier. Carry-on
@BLKKNGofficial5 жыл бұрын
We've missed you father. While you were away, we witnessed PERFECTION. And....It's only 25 cents.
@BLKKNGofficial5 жыл бұрын
@Austin Afridi Have you ever wanted to see something so beautiful, so.... *UNOBTAINABLE*
@andrewkingofthemountainsmi9495 жыл бұрын
It stinks nice and good
@demonhunter6355 жыл бұрын
Meat canyon references get me hungry for a double-wide surprise.
@joshuaarroyo72355 жыл бұрын
25 cents is all it takes.... to see God.
@TylerTheGamerGaming5 жыл бұрын
Now who wants a jawbreaker?
@sjoerdwittekoek88775 жыл бұрын
my man is going to make that crack house a crack home
@mattdoe5314 жыл бұрын
Lesson learned my man next time you try to buy a property like this you have to prepare for all the worst expenses and consider a tear down. Welcome to general contracting.
@CChissel5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard after you kicked the deer and she’s just like “Why!?”
@osok16045 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing.... ha
@osok16045 жыл бұрын
...and then Angry was hitting then deck like, "Oh snap. It's coming back at me."
@barneyeckert97025 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to laugh at you, l went thru the same things with my home 35 years ago, long before youtube and selling t-shirts I also found out l had no real friends at that time.
@AngryCops5 жыл бұрын
ouch
@dch06145 жыл бұрын
Damn oof.
@bongarust6945 жыл бұрын
yea its nice you can just ask an infinite number of strangers for money now over youtube instead of the good ole days of standing on the corner with a sign.
@halonut965 жыл бұрын
F
@Airmanmx14 жыл бұрын
Y’all don’t even know how long I have been waiting for the following episode. I told all my army buddies during drill weekend. They couldn’t stop laughing
@crumblyairship5 жыл бұрын
it’s eight thirty and i’m stupidly excited to see this guy go into his crack house
@someloser60415 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@mikemclaughlin12685 жыл бұрын
Oh boy the misadventures of angry cops and his crack house 🍿🍿🍿
@iamgamerfun40325 жыл бұрын
Same here 8:30 exactly
@phillthefattman86715 жыл бұрын
its 4:30 am an i was excited to see this lmao
@jacob86335 жыл бұрын
I'm literally making breakfast while watching this.
@MrRandom7505 жыл бұрын
It’s too bad you put that electrical hack wiring on video, easy way out “ hello insurance yes there’s been a terrible electrical fire. Can you send the check to 1800 crack house lane”
@spankthemonkey34375 жыл бұрын
Mr. Random yea we will get that 500 dollar check out as soon as possible
@quizent83865 жыл бұрын
@@spankthemonkey3437 Woah woah not so fast. That is too much. I'm 95% sure HE will be paying the insurance company $500 for that house.
@freefall04835 жыл бұрын
For what it's worth, I think you are doing your community a great service. Not just in your work but also by investing in a home that someone will rent or buy. It's a beautiful house. Some family will live there one day and beautiful memories will be created for those kids.
@AndroidIdentity5 жыл бұрын
The cadence at the end is going to be more and more relevant with each video of this series. Hard work, every day!
@hd_harold75875 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to seeing this series continue and end with Angry just burning the house down for an insurance scam.
@gladiater565 жыл бұрын
Nah that's more of a Dirtbag Private thing.
@Treasuremonk4 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Drugs,, Have you ever done “Molly”? 🤣🤣
@demirsadikovic16905 жыл бұрын
Basement Jesus was probably pissed you destroyed his holy wall
@markmcgibbon70135 жыл бұрын
It was called the wailing wall
@evilyoufromthefuture66595 жыл бұрын
Hole-y* wall
@AMotoVlogger5 жыл бұрын
You need the Army Corps of Engineers to fix that house up
@masterloot39045 жыл бұрын
They'll forget the lights and wiring😭😂😂
@MikeB1285 жыл бұрын
He wants to actually have it done right and be able to turn a profit, which is why he's not using them.
@louiewatson93895 жыл бұрын
He's actually an engineer. Essayons.
@Stinger9135 жыл бұрын
Louie Watson nawwwwhhh no way he’s an engi
@mar10ssj15 жыл бұрын
@@louiewatson9389 Isn't he just attached to an engineers unit?
@constancemiller37534 жыл бұрын
The linoleum (not vinyl) was very fashionable and hygienic at the turn of the 20th century. Hardwood flooring was seen as old fashioned in the US. The rug motif was 1918 era. The layering thing is just...sad.
@kolemuller96695 жыл бұрын
5:00 We gonna talk about the demon watching them through the window at all???
@terrisatterfield67655 жыл бұрын
I went back and checked the 5 min mark... WTH....those 2 glowing eyes.....
@murk3d15 жыл бұрын
The demon of the flood lights
@nick630905 жыл бұрын
Y'all didn't even see the demon arm/silhouette in far window inside 2 secs past that
@vannlo3555 жыл бұрын
@@nick63090 It moves I think
@mikannyonriley21805 жыл бұрын
Your user pic says it all
@cosgarosut5 жыл бұрын
What i'm seeing is you need a permit for demo... Demo the whole damn thing, then get an old priest and a new priest and you may be able to save something...
@baileya825 жыл бұрын
God has forsaken the place.
@tfwthelsdkicksin60835 жыл бұрын
Why does he need two priests?
@SonicsniperV75 жыл бұрын
@@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 Just in case its too much for one of them and he passes
@tfwthelsdkicksin60835 жыл бұрын
@@SonicsniperV7 ah, of course.
@safetymikeengland3 жыл бұрын
my wife and i cleaned up a few of these . we bought a couple too. never one with this much foundation damage. this is fun
@PrestonDCox5 жыл бұрын
"What is that!?" "Oh, that's old crap juice."
@rambie21315 жыл бұрын
Dont forget the used part
@shadygunshow5 жыл бұрын
That's old used buttcrack juice was the terminology