THIS PORCELAIN BOY AIN'T THAT SPOOKY (EXCEPT IN THAT ONE SCENE...)

[@ironicandpunny1080]

"She would shower with a.... "The Boy" hangin' around?"

[@jellyman123able]

Cracked me up 🤣

[@vixiestarfire]

The parents knew the whole time that their 30 year old child was living in the walls. They were terrified of him and duped the babysitter into getting stuck with him, while they ran off planning never to return.

[@barbararab6390]

They were scared of THE BOY

[@gkchappy]

i mean “planning never to return” is a loose way of saying they committed suicide

[@arteriesandveins]

Pretty sure they committed suicide

[@Raven-up7yv]

This has been on my mind since i watched this coz there's no way a ghost can be real and kill everyone

[@Dactus_]

@@gkchappy this is my favorite reply to a comment on youtube.

[@miodio264]

“What should I do, the boy?”

[@sofiiax]

Maria Marcus I READ THIS RIGHT AS HE SAID THAT

[@daviewz9335]

"What should I do... *_DA BOI?"_*

[@jessigato]

*shakes him like a magic 8-ball*

[@chewbaccamcclain7662]

What should I do? The boy?

[@graceinasweater9169]

I find myself quoting that a lot

[@dominicmilani4637]

I'm just sad that the plot twist wasn't that the old people were just gaslighting her the entire time as like a joke or something.

[@katielicheni9451]

What was the plot twist i came to get spoiled and im thoroughly disappointed 😂

[@legorocketraccoon8297]

@@katielicheni9451 Some kind of ghost chases them around and burns them. Later it shows they were transformed into dolls too.

[@moosedraw3731]

@@legorocketraccoon8297 Lol what version of this movie did you see? It's the real brahm's that comes out of the mirror, his face covered with a porcelain mask the same as the doll, because his face was severely burnt 20 years ago. He survived the fire and had been living behind the walls since then. He didn't go to school, he didn't do anything so he still acts like an 8 year old, that's why the rules were to leave food out on the table and not throw it away, and read extra loud when reading a book so that Brahm's could hear the story. It then turns out that the Heelshire's had committed suicide and had left Greta as a "mate" for Brahm's. But pretty much right after the part were they cut it off Brahm's emerges, kills Cole, threatens to kill Malcolm if Greta leaves, and then a whole thingo ensues and shit goes down then Greta escapes, but comes back to save Malcolm, then she stabs Brahm's with a screwdriver, and they think he's dead then they leave but then there's a scene where it shows Brahm's survived and he's putting the Porcelain doll back together.

[@facetioustitan3900]

@@katielicheni9451 It's on Netflix and the part where they cut is only about 20-25min before the end, so might be worth watching the last bit. In addition to what Moosedraw said, you don't really get the full creep factor unless you see that Brahms is a 20-something year old man with a neckbeard acting like a murderous child while whispering in a high-pitched kid voice.

[@apllo4193]

@@legorocketraccoon8297 oh really. Did you mixed up with coraline or something?

[@carmendelrey1796]

"there's a man, a woman, and a THE boy" IMMMMM DEAD

[@deltahalo241]

It becomes a little less scary once you realise it's basically the Phantom of the Opera but with a Porcelain Doll and abuse

[@berr1i92]

omg XD

[@barbaro267]

Not really. Brahams had major mental problems and was trying to kill the girl who was taking care of the doll. Phantom was a love story that had some PTSD and violent intent towards a rival suitor, which stands apart from the psychopathic child that is Brahams.

[@barbararab6390]

And a the boy

[@ollie3746]

And when the "pLOt tWISt" is that a 30 y/o man was just controlling the doll which makes no sense

[@ollie3746]

@Izicei how the fuck did his head move on its own-

[@dannydefeato3407]

Why do good girls like bad The Boy

[@peepeepoopoo7683]

I appreciate you a lot

[@adamanskii]

@@peepeepoopoo7683 me too

[@sademouton7391]

This comment section has the best user names

[@maddiepaddy2608]

Satan has entereted the chat

[@MoooseBlood]

*Sexy Cowboys intensify*

[@DeclanCorey]

To All the Porcelain Boys I Loved Before

[@caraghscorner]

Declan Corey to all the The Boys I loved before

[@adamanskii]

Mhhhh P O R C E L E E N U S

[@owenjohnston7661]

To All The Porcelain iboys I Loved Before

[@joanneezibe2218]

LMAO IM CACKLING RN

[@monsterhanna6691]

"To all the porcelain boys I...'ve loved before." 😂

[@paulacampos690]

“A little porcelenis”😂😂

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

Does he have a the peen

[@gracegiammarresi665]

I’m still pissed she didn’t just follow the stupid list and do her job, like honey you’re making bank. Serves her right.

[@basiczachh3978]

Her bf showed up after she tried to

[@CalmClamFam]

Yeah she’s a terrible babysitter lol. She even had the instructions neatly printed out for her.

[@Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories]

But she did. The reason things went nuts is because her ex ruined the formula.

[@Cryptid_in_the_Cellar]

In the og script brahms r*ped her, now I love my evil hairy wall man but staying isn't a good idea.

[@Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories]

@@Cryptid_in_the_Cellar That is not very becoming of The Boy. That's grossss.

[@Jelly4Telly]

Get you a girl who shows you her neck bone 💕 goals

[@PrettyMuchIt]

yo HELL yea

[@Chenso2099]

Isn’t that the clavicle? Fuck me daddy if I’m wrong (no homo).

[@maddiepaddy2608]

@@PrettyMuchIt forget porceleenus this is where it's at.

[@lalaland2107]

He was looking at the necklace

[@SB992REBORN]

@@PrettyMuchIt MYERS WENT FROM WORKING WITH HELLBOY TO THE GROCERY BOY IN THE BOY!! TRAITOR! MAKE HELLBOY 3 AND HAVE HELLBOY AND HIM KICK EACHOTHERS ASSES!!

[@hchappy125]

My neighbors sent me pictures of “the boy” and told me I looked like it and I got really pissed because they were right....

[@namecomingsoon9517]

Here’s what you do to get back at them. Dress up like The Boy. Put makeup on to make your skin shiny like porcelain. Then sit outside their house

[@tomboz777]

No need to be driven to drink dude.

[@barbararab6390]

You have a porcelenis?

[@lillybrane5644]

With a name like "harrison chapman" this is the least surprising news ive heard all week, it just sounds like you look like "the boy"

[@nicole......................]

Oh Harrison

[@johndough8602]

The spOOks are real. Scariest part was when the evil boyfriend all of a sudden obtained an accent

[@thejunksynchronhero]

I legit jumped when the dolls head turned, but then immediately laughed at how stupid I was to jump.

[@ocon10731]

Same

[@ellagr1m3s]

SAME AHAHA

[@SkramDM]

Boy 2 (Boy takes Manhattan)

[@PrettyMuchIt]

RIP UP THE DANCE FLOOR BRAHMS

[@adamanskii]

The Boy 3:The Boy Does London

[@SkramDM]

Boy 4: Boy V GoodBoy

[@SkramDM]

Boy 5: Space Boyz

[@DJ-vg1pr]

Boy 6: Boyz in da hood

[@andrewouellette1954]

The fact that you give a British doll a New York accent kills me and I would love someone to dub this movie over with his lies like that

[@PrettyMuchIt]

HE HAS NO LINES

[@abc-oy3vl]

why did i think jared’s introduction was just jacob making a joke

[@lanie7569]

a bc yes same and they just went with it lmao

[@mckenziealexa5000]

he has a similar voice lol

[@callanc3925]

deadass was expecting a subway joke the entire intro

[@maddiepaddy2608]

I waz like wAAAAT oOOOk

[@green-fv7xs]

same

[@mr.malcom7431]

Let's just say I've been on the edge with subscribing to movie reviewers type channels because they really aren't consistent with good content. But every video I have watched from these guys are just hilarious and I can't get enough.

[@PrettyMuchIt]

That means a lot, thank you! But do keep in mind that our main goal is to make ya laugh, so we may disappoint in the “movie review” department haha

[@mr.malcom7431]

Thanks The Movie Review Boys

[@Dfen_90]

@@mr.malcom7431 Dude if you like these previews I would highly reccomend checking out the full commentary tracks, some of the stuff that dosen't make it to youtube is pure gold!

[@fordmustang769]

Yea they boys are funny af

[@mr.malcom7431]

@@Dfen_90 I want to but money a little tight but when I can they most definitely will be getting my money

[@xxsiobhanrxx]

Shat myself when his head turned to look at her

[@winturs2201]

Siobhan Ratcliffe Same, movies that do shit like that startle me so much.

[@maddiepaddy2608]

🎶Than I saw his face bamp bamp🎵 bamp

[@annekevanstaden5122]

That was so awful, I felt the scare go through my entire body and end in my toes 😂

[@daedula7457]

@@maddiepaddy2608 now I'm a believer!!!!!!! In freaky undead dolls

[@daedula7457]

Also as soon as that happens get the freaking axe

[@cosmicdahlia]

"you wouldnt hurt me would you brahms?" "N A H W"

[@blueblank8287]

C E R T A I N L Y *N O T*

[@dottyContrarian]

@@blueblank8287 *SIGHTENLY NAHT

[@emilyknipper4180]

perfect imitation of pinocchio from shrek

[@simbelmyne7767]

Legit my favorite part lol

[@QuietGuitaristfan]

I love how Eric guessed this almost immediately. "The real boy is in the attic." The walls, but close enough.

[@onyxoppossum5753]

the best friend: oh sorry i gave your abusive ex boyfriend your actual address instead of lying to him sorry my bad love you

[@lucyk8935]

It wasn't the adult friend, it was her *kid* relative

[@tiredrico]

go tigers

[@adamanskii]

Gooooo The Tigers

[@CanWeGetSubscribersWithN-up9ow]

WELCOME BACK TO THE TIGERVERSE BABYYY

[@Movman82]

I'm really enjoying all the "with a The Boy" jokes

[@retr0josh962]

3:09 that caught me off guard 😂

[@PrettyMuchIt]

😏

[@xx_zrx_xx]

"What do I do, boy?" _"What should I do, The Boy?"_

[@yikes2540]

I remember watching this in theatres and my dad laughing when the couple killed themselves.

[@wittyblonde6728]

thebookgeek oml

[@maddiepaddy2608]

Bet your dad has a mixtape.

[@barbaro267]

It didn't even make sense! lol

[@yikes2540]

Maddie Patty yeah a mixtape called life, stay woke.

[@RamiroBelmaresJr]

Your dad sounds cool as fuck lol

[@robertnewman4854]

The Boy 2: Brahms Takes New York

[@Grizzli204]

You got half of it right

[@codysalas6140]

From 9:00 to 9:17 is just hilarious omg, “‘no certainly not” and then “ the boys day off” that’s hilarious dude . I just imagine the boy pulling a Ferris bueller

[@davidd1514]

Cody Salas it’s a reference to Baby’s day out

[@daedula7457]

You get a tiny Ferrari and porclien Cameron

[@BaileyL018]

I have to admit the people who created the doll of Brahn did a really good job of putting it directly into uncanny valley. I was legit uncomfortable when I stared at it for too long

[@chuutheecomrade]

the boy: the boring chucky

[@pepticgloopys1013]

THE BOYING CHUCKY

[@payt00n]

More like the reject Annabelle

[@yelram723]

"👹NO!.. CERTAINLY NOT!👹" FLATLINED💀💀💀💀

[@jamiehammond9454]

Oof I was having the worst day and this made it so much better

[@PrettyMuchIt]

Glad to help, James!

[@maddiepaddy2608]

Get through that shit of yours!

[@vernaborg1896]

I love imagining The Boy with a strong New Yorker accent. "I scared ya' didn't I, Toots!"

[@bellavasquez481]

As much as I love Jared. Where is my baby Jacob?

[@k8ieedits]

making iconic content on his channel More Than Enough please subscribe!

[@k8ieedits]

oh legend just saw you are already subscribed thank you for doing god's work

[@chrysgalarza190]

The doll being smashed in slow motion was too funny

[@k8ieedits]

you did not just edit "to all the boys i loved before" in a comm you did WEEKS before you cannot fool me

[@PrettyMuchIt]

If I didn’t do that, 80% of the comments would be “HOW DID YOU NOT MAKE A TO ALL THE BOYS REFERENCE” and I am not ready to respond to all of those that this track was recorded in May.

[@k8ieedits]

perhaps some points were made...

[@TheSvmurai]

I laughed so fucking hard at that bit haha

[@hardlybreathe93]

I saw this comment before I even heard that part *Illusion -100*

[@anahidpacheco3470]

Oooof

[@Spewgo]

The Boy 2: Electric Boygaloo The Boy 3: The Boyening

[@LostCosmonauts]

Ah yes, the spiritual predecessor to the hit film, THE INSIDE.

[@Contributron]

Old Lady in the walls, with GRANDPA’S BOOOOONNNNESSS

[@whitenoise3447]

Oh ok u meant ur eric with a k, my sense of self is secure again

[@whitenoise3447]

Unless ur check mark doesn't mean ur the erick from the video

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Did you guys need any *ＹＡＲＤ　ＷＯＲＫ？*

[@tom-tom2905]

@@DistractedGlobeGuy no Mr. Herring, we’re fine

[@jabyalex7868]

You will NOT guess the ending! Eric: Guesses the ending multiple times throughout

[@randompersonyoudontknow1678]

"Is this movie just a bunch of boys and you have to figure out which one is The Boy?" jesus why am I laughing so hard

[@livvsho]

wait y’all haven’t done The Truman Show, have you?

[@IamLegendAnon]

I think part of the fun is the movies are usually shit, but the truman show might be cool if they did it like their Shyamalan ones maybe

[@matthewanderson2750]

I just watched this movie for the first time last night! How spooky! Wait...Am I on the Matthew Show?

[@livvsho]

Matthew Anderson oh my god me

[@livvsho]

IamLegendAnon ikr I hope they watch it because it’s cheesy enough to make fun of but also really good

[@Apkvids]

I love how Jared is so confident that Eric won’t be able to guess the twist, but he gets it basically on his first try

[@imawesome12121]

You guys have turned me into the annoying friend that can’t stop adding my input every few seconds while watching a movie. Lol your reviews are hilarious

[@WMGGW1968]

you guys need to collab with cody ko

[@aurelia5818]

Ugh I'd love a reaction with Cody and Noel

[@xx_zrx_xx]

Oh my god yes

[@jujuaurelus]

FUCKING PLEASE!!

[@beaugantz4888]

They did one with kurtis. Kurtis is linked to drew/danny. Drew/danny is the link to cody. We're getting close.

[@punyparkerr]

is there a way to retroactively thank you for posting all your videos? these commentary videos (and the few tracks ive listened to fully) have been a something of a stabilizing agent in a turbulent time in my early 20s through the pandemic and all. i revisit your classics dozens of times and never grow tired of them. you’ve done my fav movies and shows (the social network, final destination, saw, etc.) and my least favorites (most recently far from home) and yet every video makes me laugh and brings me joy. so thanks for that. not a lot of channels have that due to my attention span but your shit is so good, my autistic brain just latches on and never lets go. so thanks to eric and all the cohosts and guests you’ve had over the years. y’all never fail to get me to laugh and that’s special to me.

[@PrettyMuchIt]

wow thanks so much for sharing this jacob, so glad to see how much everyone enjoys what we do ❤️

[@vinicius100470]

Yes, this movie is bad but the reveal scene IS FUCKING INSANE. Really caught me off guard because I was just expecting another average "ghost trapped in house" movie

[@UndedDisfunction]

Commentary tracks where Eric is trying to work the title of the movie into every sentence he can never stops being funny to me

[@platinumpeyton]

Glad to see Jared on this channel. His subway commercials were dope

[@brock985]

so true

[@felixstewart9705]

to all the boys jared's loved before

[@platinumpeyton]

RaptorJohnny BRUHHHHHH XD

[@maddiepaddy2608]

@@RaptorJohnny dude what the fUook

[@arsonikimo]

The fact that they still call him “the boy” even though he has a name lol

[@avril6922]

She's gonna shower with uhm... DA BOI hanging around? That cracked me up wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@miacccl]

"now we're in the attic or no?" "yes" "back in the attic" "she gonna go confront that jacket"

[@maddy5543]

you guys make my day better

[@PrettyMuchIt]

❤️❤️❤️

[@dartvega12]

i watch these videos as the perfect background noise i’m practically singing along with the jokes, but dude eric has such a warm voice

[@margaret19631]

you should do a track on Beastly

[@ellrig]

Please

[@cromslum4100]

PLEASE

[@mckenziealexa5000]

YES

[@crazyweirdgirl115]

OH GOD YES

[@sophh3986]

There is. Nothing. Wrong with beastly. It is a movie made by the gods, for the gods 10/10 :))

[@MJ-wg8gk]

I re-watched a movie from my childhood called Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktacular and boy is it a trip. Just putting it out there, keep being awesome

[@vitamins00]

I watch that a few times every october since it came out. I'm 21 now and I don't know when I'll stop.

[@TheCutejellybean]

I love the scary godmother! Those movies where my childhood

[@ellianakaplan1819]

I used to have that movie on DVD! It's actually such a throwback, they should totally watch it

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

*and the boy is it a trip

[@thegaynessofbeinggay5344]

Yo that was my jam tf I also love monster house? I think that's the name

[@filmitlee]

The ending gave me porcelain balls

[@quintenlittle9378]

“You wouldn’t hurt me would you?” CERTAINLY NOT 😂

[@rhiley5097]

eric doing a voice for little brahms keeps me coming back everytime.

[@cromslum4100]

5:46 i appreciate "oh boy.. oh the boy"

[@amityislandchum]

I went to see this in theaters, and like Eric, I found every shot of The Boy to be unintentionally hilarious. I tried to hold my laughter in, but that just made me laugh harder. At first, people in my theater were pissed, but it got to the point that every time The Boy came on screen, everyone burst out laughing.

[@Robyn90100]

I saw this in the cinema and I just remember the audience going absolutely crazy when he smashed the doll 😂

[@rhapsodybohemiann]

I like imagine that Brahms has this Pinocchio from Shrek voice Just think about it " *I said no visitors* "

[@plainezaine5065]

Please tell me y’all are gonna watch “Brahms the Boy II”. I need more boy.

[@perspectivelee]

Plaine Zaine *did you mean* “I need more The Boy”

[@Blannaface5]

This is your best commentary yet! Hilarious!

[@PrettyMuchIt]

Thanks so much!!!

[@abc-oy3vl]

jacob has left the chat

[@ohhmardybum]

Still one of my favorite commentaries

[@PrettyMuchIt]

THANKS TOOTS

[@erroreden]

“Yeah I bet he put his things inside” 💀

[@Yaboyazrael]

It’s Maggie from The Walking Boy.

[@jakemoseby9542]

A The Porcelain Boy

[@MrPickle21100]

I wish I had Eric’s ability to scream but have it not be annoying. There is something about when he screams that is so charming

[@Inzaynmembrain97]

Good god Lauren Cohen is a beautiful woman

[@lordindulgence]

Inzaynmembrain97 Facts

[@WKADESIGNS]

Eric: "Don't shake his hand, I swear to....*BLEUGH!!!*" 🤣

[@gothworm7971]

2:42 I swear to God we made the same noise when he lifted his hand

[@kathryn8467]

I'm so happy you made this because this was the first horror movie I saw on theatres and I literally walked out of the theatre and forgot the entire plot and all of the details and now it is coming back to me, thanks.

[@EDZ1LLA]

Cant believe you'd blue ball me like that

[@gabbijackson]

i love that one of the tags is #theporcelenis

[@Marky9900]

The old lady was low-key *THICC*

[@kat87258]

there IS a the boy II and it comes out in december!! Its called Brahms: The Boy II and I am so mad that its not called the Boys are back

[@ShadesAtKnight]

Not a single "Martha" joke. I'm impressed.

[@jeffreyh271]

Imagine how many times they laughed filming certain scenes with the boy lol

[@Byh123ffga]

This channel is one of the funniest on youtube

[@kenzaplenty]

Me to myself: There's no way that's Charlie Hunnam Eric, not even a second later: "It's the poor man's Charlie Hunnam" Glad we're on the same page here

[@tabasco.15]

If I was getting paid big money to do her job, I would be all for it. Shake hands with "The Boy", dress "The Boy, feed "The Boy", I wouldn't give a fuck.

[@cdkia1]

They should make a commentary track on gone girl

[@IluvUFCgirl4eva11]

you should do The Visit it's hilarious

[@Scruffytuba]

Me and my gf saw this in theaters and I can confirm that yes, not only us but a lot of the people there were laughing through most of it

[@KnlMohawk13]

This movie gives me the same vibe as The Woman in Black, just a taste of some creepies. But not enough to stop making jokes the entire time.

[@lukeevans6070]

Woman in black was pretty scary this is just shite

[@KnlMohawk13]

@@lukeevans6070 Its been years since i saw the Woman in Black tbh. But when my friend, brother and myself saw it in theaters we just made Harry Potter jokes the whole time lmao

[@pepticgloopys1013]

THE BOY IN BLACK

[@sentipede]

this is my favorite of all their commentary tracks

[@ChumChard]

As soon as Cole broke the doll a duct tape ball fell off my desk and scared the crap out of me.

[@borgheis]

"I was gonna write you a letter, but you know me... I can't write."

[@LordSkella]

Every time they say ‘the boy’ my mind spells it out ‘boi’ instead.

[@xakirax_8864]

I remember being paranoid the entire time because i thought it was the DOLL that moved and then the boyfriend yeeted it onto the floor and i was like whaaa-

[@frickish4762]

American Vandal pls. Also. GO TIGERRSSSSSS!

[@TrueCanadianGamerThe]

Me and a friend saw this in theatres, not as a horror movie to get scared, but we went in with the mindset of a comedy. We weren't disappointed

[@rzum81]

There is the Boy, the grocery boy, the water boy, the pool boy.

[@ariannad21]

9:13 so no ones gonna talk about how he sounds like Pinocchio from Shrek?!?! 😂

[@Oliver-Lune]

I really enjoyed the twist in the film

[@hughmurdoch2500]

Oz ICE what’s the twist

[@barbaro267]

I personally did not like it :( As soon as the doll breaks, the movie stops being interesting to me.

[@sethhurndell2092]

“You’re not even gonna guess it” right after he pretty much got it when he said that he was in the attic

[@rocioquiroz11]

Just because you get someone with the same first letter as Jacob, DOESN'T MEAN HE CAN REPLACE HIM!!!

[@Blackkey034]

Two letters

[@novasupr]

“don’t shake his hand...EUUUUUGHHHHH”