SIERRA BURGESS IS A MANIPULATIVE SOCIOPATH

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Sierra Burgess isn't a loser. She's a manipulative sociopath!! We hate to use the term "problematic" unironically but WOW is this Netflix movie extremely troubling. Get this: the main character essentially catfishes an unsuspecting guy and the moral of the story is that body-shaming is bad? Or something? It's truly insane, but at least it's more exciting than that snoozefest To All the Boys I've Loved Before! 🙏
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#sierraburgessisaloser #gotigers

[@atlaskat7980]

The main guy is probably deaf as well because he doesn't hear the difference in Sierra and Veronica's voices

[@remixdragon6156]

That doesn’t make sense because he hears their voice

[@LiveFastDieSlayk]

@@remixdragon6156 r/woooosh

[@katherinecovington4850]

I would’ve written it off as “maybe people’s voice through phones sounds different.” People always try to find explanations that seem plausible and being catfished often isn’t one of them.

[@Jonbutter]

He’s got Voice Blindness everyone sounds the same to him

[@samanthat9v]

@@remixdragon6156 I know this is really late to respond but in the movie he mentions it and she says she has a cold. So they do address it.

[@yyg4632]

The perfect guy: -doesn’t lie -doesn’t speak Chinese

[@sploinkbob]

Don’t forget nice

[@deadlanzer138]

The perfect girl: -girl

[@TheMallachiv]

y yg ikr, like dude wtf was that line😂😂😂😂

[@ironwraith852]

@@deadlanzer138 yes

[@ironwraith852]

@@sploinkbob too bad that none of these examples are personality traits.

[@oscarcandelasperez4140]

*Noah Centineo pops up on screen* "Do you recognize any names?" "No" Those were simpler times.

[@eviee11111]

Better times

[@PDXDario]

Now hes playing the fucking black adam

[@DAKRAB]

@@PDXDario Wait are you kidding?

[@PDXDario]

@@DAKRAB nope in the next Shazam movie

[@lizfreitas721]

💔

[@joopaaa]

you know you made a bad movie when the side character is more interesting and has more character development than the main character

[@cardmaster8772]

Thats right, Veronica redemption arc is actually good and it sometimes looks like its even focus of the movie.

[@keyanstoney1742]

Amrit S the movie would have been more interesting and lest generic then “the unpopular girl gets the guy”

[@suspiciousfigure3096]

TIME TO MAKE 666 COMMENTS HAHAHA

[@kobalt-red5895]

Well being more interesting is subjective, but I do agree with you here, also in a lot of shows with a large cast they’ll usually have equal character development. This is, however true in cases where almost everybody agrees the side character is more interesting and in cases where the movie is LITERALLY NAMED AFTER THE NAME CHARACTER (or otherwise mostly about the main character

[@hadeelshawol9306]

Literally every movie that come out this year 😂

[@jackwilson9583]

So 13 reasons, Sierra Burgess, to all the boys and Howard the Duck are in a shared universe? Damn, go tigers

[@beksgresser5604]

and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Wild.

[@Ria-cf1wp]

don't forget stranger things

[@Ria-cf1wp]

also gooOOoOOo tIgERS

[@iGeekApple]

Don’t forget Fired Up

[@angelaquinnzell2548]

Does that add riverdale as well

[@knoelle1357]

I hate Sierra Burgess. Veronica should’ve gotten the guy, 100%

[@whodatninja439]

Same also GO TIGERS!!!!

[@nova-fk4gl]

Who Dat Ninja *GO TIGERS GO*

[@elliemayne4624]

she didn’t even want him?

[@justcallmeteacup4711]

Honestly, I kinda would've loved that. You think it's the typical underdog movie but in reality, Sierra learns from her mistakes and embraces her insecurities, Veronica gets smarter and becomes a better person who the guy slowly falls for during their "fake" dates. Sierra and him are still friends. The end.

[@alexwhite4856]

yeah but getting the guy doesn't always equate to winning. Veronica found herself which is way more fulfilling than just getting another cute boy to like her.

[@BriTaylor]

“And you don’t speak Chinese” SIS. WHAT?!? WHO ARE WRITING THESE MOVIES AND HOW ARE THEY GETTING PAID MORE THAN ME???

[@gcade3974]

Bruh no clue. These movies fucking suck 😂😂

[@Evar0se]

JACOB DOESN'T DESERVE THIS

[@potmki6601]

Noah Centimeter plays the same guy in all the movies, we are on the verge of Noah Centimeter Universe

[@Sasha-kx1ci]

we’re not on the verge of it there is the ncu

[@HiperPivociarz]

More like Master of the Universe, since he was supposed to play He-man at one point.

[@spaceunicorn3910]

The NCU 😂

[@Raven-up7yv]

Yeah noah ceninto is like eveywhere lol

[@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587]

Noah Centimeter

[@webbec]

Sierra is one of the most unlikable main characters I've ever seen.

[@bestbirdbuds6746]

check your likes

[@finnsvenson7570]

Not "one of the", THE most unlikeable MC I've ever seen.

[@aliceazevedo4226]

Wait until Emily in Paris

[@amywillows1419]

As someone named Sierra, we don't claim her

[@unclewiley1986]

@@finnsvenson7570 I see that and respect it but I raise you Rachel Berry from Glee

[@PANZERFAUST322]

And so the Sexual Harassment Cinematic Universe continues.

[@GamerGirlLom]

The high school sexual harassment cinematic universe, or HSSHCU for short

[@bigboss4178]

mS hAnNaH bAKeR, I dOn'T fEEl sO GoOd GO TIGERS

[@LPTV84]

Ever notice that Netflix makes movies and shows with lots of female sexual societal dillemas.

[@ZainR]

It's only statutory if you get caught

[@BurnedSpace]

more like sexual assault

[@lucylink1656]

Veronica should have gotten the guy, she was a good complex character that we saw multiple layers of

[@cecytv819]

Lucy Link but people this days would have probably gotten mad and would say “you see 🙄 pretty girls always get what they want and the fat girl doesnt” kinda bullshit

[@piratesfan123]

@@cecytv819 Yeah cos people are too stupid to realise that in teen rom coms the audience has always rooted for the unpopular girl to get her man, they're too stupid to understand that no one roots for Sierra not because she doesn't fit conventional beauty standards but because she's a shitty human being who doesn't suffer the consequences of her actions, By the end of the movie there's literally no difference between her and the bitchy, villainous popular girls we're so used to seeing in teen films, except for the fact they get their comeuppance and Sierra doesn't because omg she has insecurities that explain why she's a manipulative, catfishing, spiteful, stalker

[@graceavila1170]

But Veronica was the one to originally suggest to Sierra that she should kiss that guy (forgot his name) when his eyes were closed. He should've just flipped them off and left. You're right about the character layers, though.

[@angel-gu8co]

Lucy Link she helped barb do it. they're no different

[@georgewilliamson5667]

For real. I like Veronica way more than Sierra. Sierra, sure, isnt the most popular but she clearly has confidence in herself and at least one close friend, which is a dull character, even if by technicality they are a loser. She obviously doesnt care. And besides, she straight up catfishes some guy and manipulates Veronica for that. Should have been a movie about Veronica and whatever the fuck his name was getting together.

[@solomonjaro9630]

"Sierra Burgess is a corpse" and "Sierra Burgess is a racist" got me so hard hahahaha

[@adr_x1114]

im dead XD

[@JyujinPlus]

Ive replayed “Sierra Burgess is a corpse” like a thousand times

[@jamilabrownie]

@Zei-Agapa gooooo tigers!

[@daverichards9141]

I'm partial to Sierra Burgess is a piece of toast.

[@davidbrow3086]

It got you hard? 🤨

[@aidanallen1976]

What most girls look for in a guy: Tall Handsome Funny Charming Kind What Sierra Burgess looks for in a guy: Doesn't speak Chinese

[@wittyblonde6728]

Aidan Allen Omg lol

[@Sunny-we7uv]

XD

[@ambersalad9856]

Aidan Allen th fck

[@whodatninja439]

And isn't black. Like her black token friend gets totally ignored

[@kreepietoast]

THFCK “the fuck.”

[@anthieas_flowers4940]

"Sierra Burgess is a Catfisher" sounds like a more realistic movie title.

[@azulejos_]

Sierra Burgess is Not Like Other Girls

[@MrSamuel539]

Sierra Burgess was involved with september 11th

[@hamstermain8327]

Sierra is a r/nicegirl and an incel

[@doflash9210]

HamsterMain *femcel

[@niceguysfinishlast]

i think loser still fits. she's more of a loser at the end than she is in the beginning bc she's a terrible person

[@joelmole3157]

This is basically 'I'm Not Like Other Girls': The Movie

[@christy728]

not really though

[@thicccherry3224]

Not even close.

[@angel-gu8co]

no?? she clearly doesn't like how she is

[@sunoolys7201]

Yeah, because she's a psychopath.

[@zoazede2098]

More like: "Im a hideous fat selfish sociopath who never faces consecuences for her horrible actions against innocent people" That's better

[@ayleateel331]

that part where she pretends to be deaf actually made me gag, like physically gag.

[@g996]

Ikr. That’s totally not ok! If I’m tired and my gym teacher wants me to run I’m not gonna pretend I’m paraplegic because it’s cOnvEniEnt. You can’t just make up disabilities to get out of uncomfortable situations but the movie is like ‘nah it’s ok fam dw about it’

[@moonstone6133]

fr like if she was gonna lie to him the least she could've done was pretend her throat hurt and she couldn't talk

[@lilyheym5570]

@@g996 and it makes it harder for those of us who really do have genuine disabilities/struggles to be taken seriously. So not helpful

[@gargles5270]

like she could have just pretended to be mute even, or just not said anything then she wouldn’t have had to do an offensive impression 💀

[@v1rtualsrn]

@@gargles5270 I mean, pretending to be mute is also just ableist. So it’d be a better idea if she just said that her throat hurt and that she couldn’t talk, like m o o n s t o n e said.

[@Kirbybaby]

how did the actors read this script and go "Yeah this is a good message and I wanna be apart of it"

[@parkchimmin7913]

Kirby BTS Cause, SJWs and shiz,

[@Apollo9898LP]

a lot of actors sign onto a movie before getting a full script. if you just heard an abstract of what this movie is without seeing how it's handled, it wouldn't seem as bad probably. I assume that's what happened at least

[@Evman95]

Kirby BTS Their Agent said “close your eyes” as the Casting Director snuck in and made them sign the contract.

[@thrango2379]

Because it's a retelling of Cyrano de Bergerac

[@2geliel]

Or they probably just had bills to pay.

[@smooothiebomb]

this movie could have had a great message if sierra lost all of her friends and the guy...but for some reason she's rewarded for being the literal worst human being alive. all because she's so "quirky" and "smart" asdfdsasdfds i wish the main character had been veronica -- she was actually interesting and had some development over the course of the movie. just...bleghh.

[@lesternsiahasante3411]

But she was the one who agreed to Sierra in the first place....

[@acetrainerj3277]

Its like r/nicegirls made a movie

[@brandondaniels2027]

When your side character is written better character than your protagonist, you know you fucked up

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

@@brandondaniels2027 He, but Goku, tho...

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

Omg, yeah ! She got a positive character arc, right ?

[@xxxyeastinfection3261]

what girls want in a guy: tall funny smart brave kind supports the tigers

[@casineb]

doesn't speak chinese*

[@vhix64]

XXX yeast Infection Go Tigers! 😤

[@terrencebrooks9736]

Rolltide

[@dudewhy2849]

All the things I’m not 😂

[@danielwildlifeobservatory4529]

My like turned it from 999 likes to 1K but I had to unlike it so somebody else could experience how cool it looks to change it from 999 to 1K. Sorry god bless

[@moonanx]

veronica literally looks like a mix of margot robbie and maddie ziegler

[@mrwazowski1015]

luna x omg she does what the heck

[@hunterchapman4699]

nah bruh, she looks like Kristine Froseth

[@kaywire6099]

And Lauren German

[@papaya216]

and michelle trachtenberg

[@Kmkmkms]

amanda seyfried

[@Capt_kyle]

“You’re exactly my type, You’re funny, you’re smart, you don’t speak Chinese”

[@pokaay3163]

Kyle Renwick I imagine a universe where Noah spoke Chinese and Sierra finds this out on the phone call and just ghosts him

[@ryliec1754]

Plz explain what she meant by this! I’m so confused why she said that

[@thepapakeeganshow6440]

I’m assuming she means that they can talk to one another unlike if someone spoke Chinese for example as there is a language barrier

[@danielrichards9837]

The Papa Keegan Show that’s what I figured too but it’s still such a weird thing to say without adding any more context to it lol. Like how many people had to OK this script and no one said “hey this line makes very little sense”

[@thepapakeeganshow6440]

Daniel Cook I get that I just kinda assumed that they thought of it in the same way as you and I think of it you know?

[@theundeadsculptor6635]

If the genders were reversed it'd be edited totally differently

[@ghostboy8609]

If the genders were reversed this movie wouldn't even get past a single executive and would never exist

[@MaiaPalazzo]

@@ghostboy8609 apparently this movie is reversed gender version of a play.

[@piratesfan123]

If Sierra was the pretty girl, this film would be so different too, the writers would actually then understand that she's the villain

[@joelmole3157]

We had that, it's called 'You.'

[@phil6748]

Nah it’ll be the same movie.

[@jazminespinoza5382]

THE SCENE WHERE SHE FELL FACE FLAT AND THEY THOUGHT SHE DIED OMG IM DYING

[@bigdumbhorsebaby2795]

“It doesn’t help that she’s dressed like a pedophile” I screamed lol

[@alexangel4758]

“Wanna FaceTime?” *has an Android*

[@goduxunike]

Alex holy shit! I saw the movie and I didn’t even picked that up 🤣

[@mrcoolpants3956]

I thought the same thing

[@Sunny-we7uv]

No literally lmaoo

[@multifandomz8221]

LLLLMMMFFFAOOOOOO I NEVER REALIZED AND I HAVE A FUCKING ANDROID

[@clarehidalgo]

I mean my mom does that all the time "Hey, wanna facetime?" "Mom, I have an android"

[@sophiaroesler5255]

Eric and Jacob calling the whole cast "a bunch of unknowns" and then getting 30 seconds in and realizing the cast is actually a bunch of knowns was probably my favorite part of this whole video

[@jackriley6936]

I would argue that they aren't knowns. They're known to Eric and Jacob specifically, because they watch all of these garbage fire movies/shows.

[@Rosevieenla]

@@jackriley6936 Lea Thompson is pretty well known That's about it though

[@jackriley6936]

That's fair, but this movie is made for millennials in the 17- age rage, who have absolutely no fuckin' clue who she is. inb4 sixteen year old who knows lea thompson comments

[@mchjsosde]

Jack Riley I'm sorry, I get your point and I think you're probably right but the age groups you're talking about aren't millennials they're genXers. I'm 18 and I'm a genXer (born in 2000, a few years off from being a millennial). And I know who Lea Thompson is but that's not my point.

[@illyriajem]

gen Z ... GenX is before Millennials, about 38-53 year olds now.

[@megamilk5792]

The whole “imagine being in high school and looking like this” scene made me really sad for the actor cause like? How do you think she feels having to play a character because they consider you “ugly” like that’s kinda messed up😂 she’s not even that ugly

[@rubyred3580]

Yeah, she could be attractive if she didn't dress like a pedophile lol

[@megamilk5792]

Ruby Red that shit made me laugh so hard bruh

[@ceebbees12345]

Makes you feel bad for actress playing Umbridge in Harry Potter because they were intentionally going for someone who "looks like a toad". She also played annoying and antagonistic so well, it's a little hard to imagine her not being a vile woman in an awful outfit outside of bloopers. Like imagining Snape laughing.

[@garylevine3521]

A lot of movies, even way back to like the sixties, follow this formula. They go for tactics that they consider to be unattractive for example a common tactic from the 80s that they still use now is frumpy clothes and no makeup. Which doesn’t make the person unattractive but the idea is there that “Oh if they only did a couple things they would really shine!” It’s a common trope. If you go back and watch a lot of 80s movies trying to copy John Hughes (including his own Breakfast Club), just give the quirky girl a new dress and some makeup and she is now considered attractive. It’s gross.

[@lilyheym5570]

Yeah she’s actually really pretty they just make her dress like a dump truck in every role she’s in. Like just dress her up a bit and she’d steal every scene it’s not that hard

[@missesguh]

Me before watching your videos: why the hell would anyone PAY for commentary Me after in tears from laughing so hard: nvm

[@PrettyMuchIt]

🙌🏼

[@SB992REBORN]

@@PrettyMuchIt @4:49 WOULD LOST IT IF THEY STARTED PLAYING THE AGENT CODY BANKS THEME ON THE FLUTE LIKE IN THE SECOND FILM!!

[@SB992REBORN]

@@PrettyMuchIt NO JOKE 6:08 I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA BEAT HER UP WITH THE BRICK! LOL! USING HER BATHROOM PASS TO HER ADVANTAGE BOYO! HEY GIRL, HERES YOUR *BAM* PASS!!!!

[@katewoffy3784]

but like, she shouldn't have gotten the guy. She should have had to learn from her gross behaviour... like, think of the kids watching and thinking its romantic to do that to people. Ew a serious comment, who am I

[@eekembookum]

A grown woman

[@thegreathornedrat1219]

a rational human being

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

Kate Woffy Yeah, WHAT *_IS_* THIS, SKY HIGH ???

[@LordOsiris499]

A fucking adult

[@parkchimmin7913]

The KSR I second that! They are a very rational being!

[@caitlynluciano]

I hate that they end up together

[@shaelynmartin1996]

Yeah, I was kind of hoping at the end he'd be like "YOU'RE PSYCHO WOMAN." And then the caption at the end that said, "They're pretty good talking over the phone." Made me cringe. So hard. When I saw the ad on Netflix, I thought it was a completely different movie. Think it would've been better if, because she gave the Sunflower song to Veronica, Sierra was like "Yeah I actually liked you all along." That would've made it /slightly/ more redeemable.

[@lovelywhateverXD]

yes, Sierra literally had no consequence to face she just wrong a song wow

[@MrYondaime1995]

It would be nice if he called one of his friends to kiss her after all that "you're my type" bs. And then when she opened her eyes he would be like "how do you like it now?".

[@Sunny-we7uv]

Frr

[@parkchimmin7913]

MrYondaime1995 OHHHHHHH

[@captain_hat6247]

The fact that this movie wants us to sympathize w/ the manipulative sociopathic catfish is hysterical. I wanted her character to get crushed by a steamroller (legs first).

[@grannysmith5428]

thanks for the specification

[@Udontkno7]

i would’ve loved this movie if they let sierra be evil

[@SCP-469]

Like a fucking toothpaste bottle.

[@MachineD3vil]

@@SCP-469 a human toothpaste bottle

[@loonabloo]

You skipped over one of the most problematic parts of the movie when Sierra puts pictures of Veronica on the big screen to embarrass her because she was kissed by the boy who thought she was his girlfriend because they tricked him into thinking she was

[@bethholst8588]

69

[@bethholst8588]

LOL

[@aobakwekeatlhomile8226]

Buy the full commentary playlist on the description trust me it's good

[@audreysinggih697]

NO,it was not Sierra who did that,it was that douchebag who did that.

[@lovegold3225]

@@audreysinggih697 Sierra is the douchebag

[@lancewilliams2632]

😂😂😂 this movie literally tries to make you feel bad for a catfishing sociopath who sexually assaulted a boy. WHAT HAVE WE BECOME!

[@barbaro267]

To be fair, kissing isn't sexual, so kissing someone who doesn't want it isn't equivalent to sexual assault or rape. But funny nonetheless!

[@hotbx1342]

barbaro267 unwanted kissing is classed as sexual assault.

[@staceyhayes721]

I fucking hate you are a dick!

[@katc2040]

barbaro267 kissing is inherently sexual.. what lol

[@risottopose9970]

@@staceyhayes721 how

[@IluvUFCgirl4eva11]

So wait did the Demogorgon drag Barb into this dimension instead of killing her just to turn her into a power hungry, sociopathic, rapey, catfisher? GO TIGERS!!!

[@ezrasolr]

Faith Lex GO TIGERS!

[@moeezS]

GO TIGERS!!!

[@illstealyourkneecaps694]

GO TIGGERS!!!

[@trevor3013]

This is what would have happened if barb didn't die. The universe needed her death to bring balance to the world and peace for us all

[@MachineD3vil]

GO TIGERS!

[@rory2393]

Not to be a band nerd but... 1. Why is she talking while they're playing? 2. Why is she sitting next to a clarinet player when she's a flute player?? 3. Why did she wear her uniform home???

[@NJGuy1973]

Why did no one stop her from running on the field when Noah Centennial get hurt?

[@jmadmaxx7295]

I’m surprised that the band teacher didn’t just immediately call her out, like, that’s what my band teacher did.

[@bryngrossmann]

THAT WAS ALL I COULD THINK OF OH MY GOD

[@florarabbit2967]

i would literally piss my pants if somebody in my band was just talking loudly while other people are playing the whole time

[@nuhahasan952]

That’s exactly what i was thinking! My band teacher would call her out within SECONDS

[@rasplez9889]

"hey, you wanna FaceTime?" *Sorry, I have Android.*

[@misscypher9857]

Hey wait a second...you’re actually right

[@ashbashboash1228]

you're a fucking genius

[@monkee4245]

he had an android 😭

[@brianwarner2171]

Is Sierra Burgess even worse than Hannah Baker???

[@Cybo-18]

In all honesty, I'd rather prefer Hannah Baker

[@ZainR]

Yes.

[@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074]

at least hannah Baker wasn't a molester

[@peterfabian1415]

@@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 at least Hannah Baker was hot

[@FezTheMoose]

Hi Sisters! Yeah she got molested 😂

[@reyyanyildiz]

Sierra: "Because you're so good. And you don't lie... you don't speak chinese..." Eric: *looks over Jacob* Jacob: ... WTF?

[@Mr1234tico]

Best part

[@samyen3210]

You dont lie. Hahaha what a hypocrite

[@neoshenlong]

The internet in 2016: #JusticeForBarb The internet in 2018: Okay you know what nevermind

[@okayswayway6068]

this is literally some of the FUNNIEST commentary i’ve heard

[@IronPiedmont]

What is it with teen media nowadays and making their audience sympathize with such unlikable characters? first 13 Reasons Why, F the Prom, and now this! Also, if you examine all of her actions throughout the film, such as the manipulation and the catfishing; giver her a fedora and she is pretty much the female version of a "nice guy."

[@s.g.7572]

Luckily Bo Burnham came in with Eighth Grade to blow everyone else out of the water

[@beatrizletras693]

Hannah Baker was not a bad character like this Sierra girl

[@ajnode]

@@s.g.7572 I know nothing about the plot of Eighth Grade - can you elaborate on what you mean?

[@gabrielreyesjr7852]

Oh you mean a “nice girl” yes it’s a thing look up r/nicegirls

[@trailblazer225]

@alejandrop I think the things that are bad about Hannah Baker are supposed to be bad though. She's intentionally written as flawed. You sympathize with her in spite of that stuff, not because of it. But Sierra Burgess is played as if you're supposed to root for her *because* of all the shitty things she's doing. That's messed up.

[@nick.dufour]

So Netflix is trying to make catfishing/rape into a movie category? Go tigers..?

[@Sunny-we7uv]

Not rape

[@myheadhurtsagain]

Ok catfishing/sexual assault.

[@tutifruity1154]

Not rape, catfishing and sexual assault, but you know, its cool though right guys haha? Xd😍❤😁😎😍😘😆

[@VandergriftMoefies]

@@Sunny-we7uv This is rape! If the genders were reversed, you would have called it rape.

[@themasteronhigh1665]

@@VandergriftMoefies it's sexual assault, not rape. Even if it was the other way round, it would still be sexual assault.

[@RomanDaySaverTM]

“Sierra Burgess is a corpse” Me:💀

[@madhatt3r93]

You and sierra both lmao

[@hookoffthejab1]

RomanDaySaver is a corpse

[@reesecollier]

“she poppin froot loops” *her mom walks in* “HONEY, NOOOOOOOO”

[@laurensalamone6050]

sierra burgess is a racist im crying

[@emilyglenn1797]

jamey: *does spiderman pushups* eric: oh he's practicing *bReAkDaNciNg*

[@gabeh1839]

Joke

[@russ8161]

But those weren't spiderman pushups, like wut??🤔

[@emilyglenn1797]

@@russ8161 Oh, they looked like spiderman pushups whOOPS

[@Sunny-we7uv]

@@russ8161 Paola and Russ

[@boortek4082]

perfect ending. *Sierra confesses* Centineo whisper in Darth sidious voice : it cannot be forgiven *centineo 720 spin kicks her across the tigers field*

[@nottodaysatan4113]

Bartek The Editor that would make the movie actually interesting.

[@TranscendentLion]

Go Tigers!

[@ManiacalBlueberry]

Beautiful

[@jamesgrimes4587]

After which she's eaten by actual tigers

[@alexthefirst6889]

2:29 Girls restroom : adapted for wheelchair Corridor : let's put some stairs right in front of the toilets.

[@Gentamoru]

WHAT THE FUCK???

[@ranuncudahlia]

just like real adaptive architecture irl :')

[@cats1970]

Am disabled, can conform this is really how shit goes. Not a single brain was used.

[@misha3318]

my one and only question is,, why the hell can jamie facetime.... with an android.. ???

[@PrettyMuchIt]

JAMEY***

[@misha3318]

Pretty Much It oH SHIT UR RIGHT my bad 😪

[@slamblamboozled1245]

@@PrettyMuchIt Fuckin casuals. Bet these normies also think it's John Snow and Jamie Lannister.

[@SB992REBORN]

@@PrettyMuchIt GREAT ACTORS, TERRIBLE MOVIE!^^^^^

[@danisdose6566]

Hannah Baker and Sierra Burgess would get along well

[@prewartomatoes]

How are they at all alike

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

Hannah: Sierra Burgess, welcome to your tapeS.

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

death battle when

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

@@prewartomatoes They're both shitty people.

[@nanalove3819]

@@prewartomatoes They both used the "people are mean to me" excuse to not take responsibility on their actions. OK, most of the things that happened to Hannah wasn't her fault, but then they are times she blamed people for things she did herself (blaming Clay for leaving when she asked him to do it multiple times, blaming Jessica for breaking their friendship when she took her distance because she was dating Alex...).

[@loltm5907]

what if the bully said "looking at you makes me want to gouge my eyes out" and then sierra gouged her eyes out

[@rubyred3580]

*WISH GRANTED BITCH*

[@TheHiddenDirector]

Then this would've been a 1000000% more interesting movie.

[@magalimizuki3752]

Horrible Story, Horrible ending, Horrible protagonist...this movie is messed up, i don't understand why people praise the main character..

[@kenzaplenty]

"WHY AREN'T THE COLOURS BLACK AND ORANGE, IT'S INSANE" - YES! THANK YOU! My high school mascot was a horrendous green tiger and I wanna know which sicko came up with it

[@wittyblonde6728]

Mackenzie Blackwood The mascot at my school was a purple panther. Honestly it could have been worse.

[@Sunny-we7uv]

@@wittyblonde6728 hey it's Barney

[@parkchimmin7913]

Mackenzie Blackwood My highschool mascot is maroon and white! Edit: it’s also a lion

[@metoo3342]

Mackenzie Blackwood Beastboy

[@wittyblonde6728]

晴朗Sunny lol

[@gabrielmendez4161]

This movie would be great if they didn’t end up together

[@themasteronhigh1665]

I wanted her to end up alone and face the reality of what she did. I wanted her to be yelled at by that guy, be abandoned by her best friend and the token mean girl. At the very least.

[@ripkimjonghyunyoudidwell.9964]

I feel like I would have hated her character less if she told him who she was the day after she started texting him and the rest of the movie was like this anonymous relationship thing .and I guess to make it interesting maybe have him guess based off clues who she is.i kinda felt like the being insecure and crying to her parents scene was a little to left field to me.

[@Komobear]

Would’ve been a better movie if she wasn’t a pussy and just told him right away “you got the wrong number but what’s up?” Or if she did catfish him and never ended up with him. Then the boy starts figuring out she was the one who kissed him without consent and started to yell at her that it’s messed up. Then the boy ends up with the other girl. And she goes on in her life having the guilt of literally LYING AND CATFISHING A DUDE TO THE POINT ITS PROBABLY ILLEGAL IN SOME WAY 😷

[@begonexthotx2293]

Its nuts that I've been watching you for well over a year. Still have no clue which is eric and thats ok love u boys

[@twiseart]

Long hair is Eric glasses is Jacob

[@ajnode]

Jacob is the disgusting one who speaks Chinese.

[@raluca8112]

ajnode LMAOO what

[@redsrevenge9519]

“why are you smiling? you call that a success?” sierra:“i see this as an absolute win”

[@sian2337]

So the moral of the story is: become a crazy stalker, get the man of your dreams.

[@audreyhockeyy]

Siân Worked for me.

[@Xehanort10]

Sounds like the message of Twilight except replace man with woman.

[@ironsheep0026]

How does he not realize the voice change?

[@parpzful]

In the movie he address it, but completely lets it slide

[@DrRobertBischof]

He was thinking with his penis

[@BPacheco8]

She claims to be sick so she sounds different. He addresses it so he's not completely clueless.

[@Sunny-we7uv]

@@DrRobertBischof facts

[@delvy5685]

Would’ve been interesting to see Veronica as the main character. There’s not many bully main characters and it’d be interesting seeing her point of view with her becoming the better person by the end.

[@abrokecollegestudent3507]

The most inaccurate thing about this movie is the fact that sierra burgess took her white and light blue band uniform home in high school.

[@imemmaiguess]

He think im deaf His brother really deaf What da eff A mood

[@anitamae2196]

am i the only one that noticed as sierra burgess walks out of the bathroom there is a handicap sign but she also has to walk down stairs? which.. doesn't make it handicap accessible?

[@Sunny-we7uv]

The movie is just retarded

[@ianderson914]

晴朗Sunny elevators exist

[@ripkimjonghyunyoudidwell.9964]

Ramps could be a thing

[@timothyswindell4833]

“I’m too stupid. You’ll never learn me the facts” 😂😂

[@ShaniceW494]

Timothy Swindell 😂 I kept rewinding that part

[@e-linamarie]

“she’s popping fruit loops” bröthēr givė me løõpś

[@securityyquestions]

Y'all should make merch that say Go Tigers. I'd buy.

[@fordmustang769]

Daniela Aguilar same lol

[@bruh-ur5vw]

What about NoTiGerS

[@matthewcooper4248]

Agreed

[@rasplez9889]

Copyright

[@Yu2WaLi]

RAsplez 98 issa god damn animal they ain't copyrighted

[@geekwithglasses2897]

You missed the scene where he corrects her sign language saying “Your name is shit pizza?” It’s so awful I want to die

[@maggiecarlson8244]

I really think u should look up what Rico from Hannah Montana actually looks like

[@patrickstar793]

This movie should have been a physiological thriller about Sierra's obsession with beauty standards and popularity where she targets Veronica and Centineo as the people she simultaneously wants to be/wants to be with and wants to destroy.

[@Trav2525]

I know your comment is from 2 years ago, but my GOD you’re right

[@mitchgosser2802]

I love how the two hashtags under the title are the film's title and GO TIGERS

[@camburns8611]

JAMEY HAS A SAMSUNG THEY CANT FACETIME LOOK AT HIS PHONE

[@zekemyers4444]

Lol

[@bazuka6711]

I looked up the reviews for this movie and the amount of critics that actually praised it is incredible. I don't think you should be reviewing movies if you thought this one was amazing.

[@unknowns78]

@AWKWARD POTATO what's about Dan?

[@GioTheVax]

Sierra Burgess would that kind of kid to pull a Hannah Baker to take revenge against everyone at school.

[@spacepenguins8939]

So the message of the film Cat-fishing = good

[@rand0md00d3]

*Tiger-fishing

[@dynamicpenguin55]

Are people so dense that they automatically think the message of the movie is that whatever the protagonist does is good

[@spacepenguins8939]

Dynamic Penguin well I mean she gets away with it, doesn’t really lose anything as a result of doing it and gets the boy anyway, a boy she wouldn’t have gotten without cat fishing him so yeah the movie isn’t painting this as a evil thing is it

[@Sunny-we7uv]

@@dynamicpenguin55 yes. If you make a main character's actions justified by giving them a good ending without any consequences or objections, then it has to be good. If they showed that the guy got mad at her and ignored her for a couple of scenes before she rethink her actions and apologized to him asking him for forgiveness and ended with him forgiving her and remembering how much a good girl she was, would have made it a better movie. Then again, nothing I can say since my friend did something similar and the guy who liked her forgave her too LMAO.

[@monsterhanna6691]

But only if you're a loser. 😂

[@pandahuezo-menjivar9154]

4:40 Most high school movies are unrealistic and inaccurate, BUT THIS IS A SIN. ANY BAND DIRECTOR THAT IS LETTING HIS STUDENTS JUST TALK IN THE MIDDLE OF A PIECE WHEN THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING WILL NOT HAVE A BAND THAT SOUNDS THIS GOOD. I AM LIVID. #SixYearsOfSchoolBandsPreparedMeForThisMoment #ClarinetMasterRace

[@ambersalad9856]

Panda Huezo-Menjivar OKAY BUT ME TOO #Same #SAXBOIS

[@ambersalad9856]

Panda Huezo-Menjivar ALSO WHAT SCHOOL LETS THE BAND STUDENTS TAKE THEIR MARCHING UNIFORM HOME????? SO MUCH IS WRONG

[@julianc6374]

booo the only reason to learn an instrument is for sex appeal and clarinet does not #StringInstrumentMasterRace #WoodwindsAreForDweebs #GiveMeYourLunchMoney

[@ambersalad9856]

Julian C oh look at the fu king strings player #whatDoYallDo #TheOrchestraRoomIsOurChangingRoom #EatMyBibbers

[@pandahuezo-menjivar9154]

Julian C Anybody who plays a wind instrument knows what that tongue do 🤷🏻‍♀️ #LemmeWetYourReed

[@Jonbutter]

15:56 Sierra legit falls like a Family Guy character

[@afriendofepicproportions]

Pffft haha lmfao

[@SCP-469]

Just put her hand behind her back.

[@trinitybair7516]

Okay so Sierra is a monster yes BUT SHE ALSO TOOK HER BAND UNIFORM HOME????? YOU CAN'T DO THAT THEY BELONG TO THE SCHOOL???? AS SOON AS YOUR OFF THE FIELD THEY GO ON THE RACK HONEY

[@alexisd6106]

My gosh she has no respect FOR ANYTHING

[@hystreric]

not necessarily, they stay on until the game is over but some people take their uniforms home and wash them

[@barneythedinosaur4877]

I'm part of the Go Tigers movement, we have meetings every Tuesday behind the McDonalds.

[@JuandiegoAvilaNEVAAA]

You mean "THE" McDonalds?

[@matthewyodice1837]

Could you be more specific when you say “the McDonalds” there are like 4 in the U.S.

[@goldroger2614]

THE MCDONALDS TO RULE THEM ALL

[@barneythedinosaur4877]

if you don't know which McDonalds I'm talking about are you really a tiger?

[@PandaTCG]

there are dozens of us! DOZENS!

[@NovasLitLibrary]

In case no one else noticed, the girl in this movie who plays Chrissy is also Hannah Baker’s best friend at the beginning of Thirteen Reasons Why who moves away before Hannah dies. So yeah, same universe AND same school.

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

tiger cinematic universe

[@PANZERFAUST322]

@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 High School Sexual Harassment Cinematic Universe. HSHSCU for short

[@coolgirrl123]

when sierra said “you don’t speak chinese”, their reaction😭

[@sylvia1797]

The most unrealistic part of this film was the college admissions counselor acting like a famous father wouldn't get her into any university she wanted to go to.

[@ImmortalGaming26]

Sierra Burgess gains power from her victims,she'll level up and gain the skill "sexual swap out"

[@Queenjadegemforever]

Sierra Burgess is a Succubus

[@Element-tb6lp]

@@Queenjadegemforever cept not hot

[@afriendofepicproportions]

@@Queenjadegemforever Even Blitzo wouldn't tap that if she catfished him lmfao

[@naiyahpeterson4728]

"You dont lie... You dont speak Chinese." Was that supposed to be a joke or smth? 🤔

[@Sunny-we7uv]

Lmao he's truthful but not Asian

[@candysweet434]

cool cool. if you watched the movie, we learn that she speaks chinese and she’s a liar obviously. she’s basically complimenting him on all the things that she’s the opposite of because she knows she’s a shitty person for catfishing him. the chinese part was supposed to be humorous.

[@Sunny-we7uv]

candysweet434 and isn’t humorous. If she speaks chinese and knows sign language that’s a benefit for her. Him being the opposite of good things isn’t something to be upset about.

[@inamib.9786]

It’s one of the things she lists as her accomplishments for college apps. The guidance counsellor told her that’s not enough because everyone speaks Chinese nowadays. So it was probably meant as “you’re just a simple good boy”

[@tyhouston3611]

“Do we know anybody in this movie?” •Noah Centineo• “Nope” 🤣🤡🤣🤡🤣🤡🤣🤡🤣

[@LadyBravefalcon]

2:28 A handicap accessible bathroom that can only be accessed by going up a flight of stairs?!

[@aKidNamedBrady]

What if the directors wanted to show how "losers" can also be manipulative and not just the popular people?

[@s.g.7572]

Then why does she end up with the guy? To make the point you’re making, it would have needed a) a considerably darker tone and b) a realistic ending. But they decide to just inject catfishing and manipulation into a cliched high school romance narrative. It’s like Passengers.

[@They_Hit_The_Pentagon]

S. G. I feel like you already know this is a joke

[@jordanscott4543]

Lucidity Soul then it would have been similar to the film Nightcrawler

[@grannysmith5428]

then they did a shit job..

[@alexisd6106]

@@jordanscott4543how so?

[@TigerBears11]

Sriracha Burgers is a laser.

[@FordysFunHub]

Tiger Bears gooooooo Tiger Bears !!!

[@gagelimon267]

U leave sriracha burgers alone man they awesome

[@babypanda8u]

Would... would Sierra burgess go on incel forums? Cuz as far as I’m concerned she’s on that edge

[@Xehanort10]

She basically is a female incel. She thinks she's entitled to sex and a relationship and thinks she's only not getting those things because of her weight and looks when it's actually because she's a manipulator who bullied Veronica into helping her get together with Jamey, used the fact that Veronica gave Jamey her number to pretend to be Veronica since Jamey fancied Veronica, Veronica was forced to help Sierra get Jamey even though Veronica had a thing for him too, he gets tricked into kissing Sierra thinking he's kissing Veronica. When Sierra pretended to be deaf she could have been making fun of Jamey's brother for all he knew. And instead of wanting nothing to do with either of them after he realises the truth he starts dating Sierra for reasons.

[@NeuroticBotanist]

She’s either a lolcow farm user or a Crystal Cafe user. Either will work

[@goingunder2548]

She's a mod for r/femaledatingstrategy

[@deerbo2]

You can play horror music over this and it would be terrifying

[@imbored4322]

It's still terrifying nonetheless

[@allyc4712]

There are a lot of reasons that were mentioned by other people stating why the movie and characters were so bad, but you guys made a really good point that a lot of people seemed to have missed. Sierra and Jamey had the most basic and boring of conversations. Jamey kept on saying "she's so funny" "we're so funny" but all they been doing was exchanging animal photos and essentially "sexting". Their conversations lack any kind of depth and when Jamey did try and talk about his personal life and views, Sierra didn't contribute much to the conversation than just a "yeah" "uhuh" "wow". I really disliked whoever wrote the script, this movie and the cast deserved so much better

[@hannahhelton3789]

This!!!

[@jlshadday6401]

This movie would have been way better of Sierra apologized to everyone and she didn't get the guy. Cuz that shit was just unrealistic

[@gabrielleizu2607]

This is completely unrealistic because nobody with a right state of mind would have kept texting after seeing green text bubbles

[@katieherman9950]

i’m gonna write and produce a high school movie just so i can add in a Tigers football team whose jerseys are ORANGE AND BLACK for once

[@NJGuy1973]

You might get a cease-and-desist letter from the Cincinnati Bengals.

[@katieherman9950]

NJGuy1973 😂

[@NJGuy1973]

@@katieherman9950 No, seriously. Movies and TV shows alter colors to avoid trademark infringement.

[@katieherman9950]

NJGuy1973 damn ok i was just making a joke 😂

[@marthacamille2450]

‘She’s poppin fruit loops’ 💀🤣

[@mariathomas6886]

2:29 why do they have stairs to a handicap restroom?

[@cnashford2]

I noticed that too. smh

[@jacklyall1378]

holy shit that’s rich

[@anitamae2196]

that's what i was thinking!!

[@moeezS]

Gotta make those disabled people work to be able to piss! #PullUpYourCrutches

[@roseclouds5838]

To challenge them

[@themimsy]

Netflix Teen Movie/Show Logic: Acceptable and attractive traits: -Catfishing -Sexual Assault/Harassment -Manipulation -Lies Unacceptable and unattractive traits: -Having good grades/caring about your grades (even if you are on a popular sport like football despite the fact that that is stereotypically the most attractive type of person in school.) -Not wanting to break the law or do something risky/stupid -Being just a genuinely caring and kind person who's open and honest

[@morbidsearch]

Sometimes I wish we lived in the boomer fantasy land where all modern media is 'woke' and movie writers care about not being problematic

[@kreatona4219]

Also unacceptable according to this movie: speaking chinese

[@goingunder2548]

Also: not wanting to drink alcohol/do drugs/have sex while underage. Seriously this is EVERY teen show and it annoys me to no end. Yes there are teenagers who do all three but can we maybe not encourage immature teenagers to copy risky situations they see on TV?

[@gargles5270]

the hints of horror in this movie (the shot of her holding the bathroom pass and like crawling under the car) make me long for what this could have been

[@paninisen]

Remember kids, if you catfish your crush they will totally accept and love you for who you are :)))

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

well you just need to write an Eliott Smith song feeling sorry for yourself

[@itsjustmesam26]

Is this going to be an 8 part documentary series?

[@DrRobertBischof]

It needs to be. Sierra is clearly a sociopath

[@krd24551]

Is this a Shane Dawson dig?

[@jaderivette7675]

love shane but this is still funny

[@bomfasqueech]

Hey wuddap demons, it’s me, ya boi

[@thebeastfish11]

Topical 10.1/10

[@HayleyOtter]

The amount of times where ive just gone in my head "im too s'tupid" and i have come back to watch this video just to experience 7:50 again

[@harks_kr276]

U'll never learn me the facts 😔😔😂😂

[@kristenmh7064]

Why is she blaming her parents for her weight?!?😂

[@Xehanort10]

Sierra's one of those "It's everything and everyone else's fault my life is shit" types of people probably.

[@zeeo3147]

Exactly tf😭

[@dottyContrarian]

they fed her ig

[@Lozrocks1234]

I could understand to some extent if the way they raised her caused her to have an unhealthy relationship with food but in the movies case? Nah fam

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Because she's the embodiment of Tumblr.