THIS PORTFOLIO IS INSANE - Roasting your dev sites #3

[@afishynado6812]

"Hi, I am a dispassionate uncaring web developer."

[@AnthonySistilli]

perfect

[@hit_bheda7]

I Am Grass

[@pixobit5882]

​@@hit_bheda7I touch grass

[@gumball-lazy]

Hi, I actually do care and am passionate to learn more. It was a blunder at my part to not make the website for all kinds of screen widths. I am still in my learning phase and got to learn from this too. thanks anyways.

[@oathbreaker3503]

web destroyer*

[@jellycoding]

"I'm a 15 year old Full-Stack Web Developer" Ok, I give up.... wtf.

[@TheChucky777]

I told my wife I'm 3 inches in front-end

[@AnthonySistilli]

You’re hired

[@chaudh8ry]

And she want 7 inches in her backend

[@gumball-lazy]

Hi, it was my website that fucked up. YES the site fucked up on the screen due to my negligence. Yes it was my mistake for forgetting to add more breakpoints. You will see, the site looks the way it was meant to be on the normal laptop screens when the width of the browser reduced. I only made the site to work good for laptop screens and mobile screens and I was too excited to get reviews on it only to get it trashed on livestream. Still, I learnt from this. I am working on my mistakes and learning from it. I am still learning. Thanks.

[@Cyclically]

👍

[@RollforDrama]

@@Cyclically that's how we improve!!

[@mark7888]

10:50 This one is really resource heavy, but it looks so freaking sick when it has the juice to render on.

[@JohnBuildWebsites]

My next portfolio is having a toggle switch added next to dark/light modes, and will display or hide the all the bullshit wording about being being passionate and other buzzwords

[@StephanieHallberg]

portfolio is ... portfolio. GSAP and anime guy. Do a website with your creative visions, but keep the portfolio a portfolio for audience to view. there's a reason we have terms like, projects, and portfolio.

[@melos.9]

Don's SAY you're passionate, etc., but SHOW it, DEMONSTRATE it, PROVE it on your site.

[@12ryudragon]

Watching Jakub's portfolio: "wow! that's so good for a 15 years old" *sees experience* * wtf that mf has more experience than me!*

[@jzitnik]

Thanks!

[@CodeWithSlowbat]

Hehe he is 15 years old with 20 years of experience

[@CodeWithSlowbat]

I think Im cooked I dont even have to try because bro is working overtime.

[@nightmusic2210]

5:47 I see this is the most impressive portfolio. He's talant more than others in this video

[@o_o9039]

for a 15 year old

[@AbduganiXolmatjonov]

it's making me cry just to see this portfolios, and mine is just shit

[@agrefile2]

7:28 this kid worked on the biggest cz/sk minecraft server before it shut down, very impressive imo

[@yashwanthch18]

I loved the web gl stuff but i also hate the fact that we can't view it smoothly

[@kejith1004]

The key takeaway for me is how poorly hiring is often handled. The amount of work expected from applicants compared to the effort hiring managers put in is truly unbalanced. Job seekers are forced to focus on superficial tweaks just so hiring managers can skim their profiles instead of investing time to truly assess fit and expertise.

[@chill89892]

I mean... Hiring managers have maybe hundreds of applications to go through. "experimental" websites are cool but if you can't get all the info you need quickly then it's a waste of time

[@egmont1113]

7:17 A funny thing, I actually remember one of the webs he worked on, QPlay. It was a popular minecraft server in the country where this guy and me are from. They shut it down though.

[@ImOnlyHereForTheZipline]

Holy shit the 15 year old makes me equally impressed and depressed, kudos to the kid

[@colecube8251]

12:05 how is that creativity 9??? the one before it was WAYYYY more creative

[@harshitsharma7874]

😂

[@colecube8251]

​@@harshitsharma7874oh hi lol. it's a good site, looks great, but it isn't very creative

[@user-ii7xc1ry3x]

fr

[@NaCl-e]

Especially considering its just shadcn and aceternity components. Literally just a rip off of their documentation lmao.

[@harshitsharma7874]

@@NaCl-e fr brooooooo 😂

[@SepehrKiller]

i think it would be the best to score UI, UX & Code (raw dogging code) separately because maybe some of these portfolios are for a backend developer so its not gonna have a great UI probably but there is gonna be some cool shit there where you would hire them so i feel like not having these categories separated makes ranking Hireability a bit difficult, i feel like the final score of all the other categories combined should be the Hireability score

[@miraclemark6120]

8:14 "and thats whenhe knew, he fvcked up" 😂😂

[@NighTMare.001]

The only motivation for me to keep learning web dev for few more months is to get good enough to get an eye-catching portfolio and get it rated by you. current knowledge: well, I just finished a 15hr vid on react last week and build some basic follow along react projects lmao (so embarrassing 😭😭)

[@shernanjavier]

That first one just forked Brittany Chiang’s portfolio lol

[@jzitnik]

Yeah, sadly almost everyone is forking her portfolios.

[@mattpt24]

I thought I was the only one who noticed that lol

[@eextence]

as dystopian as this video was, very informative and entertaining ^-^

[@koiranos]

I liked the Dokey Kong sea level music!

[@Denzel-l1j]

Now time to watch the rest of all your review videos. I feel so inpired

[@zephyrshopane6273]

Seeing a flutter developer in there gave me hope

[@lahcsinayrahca]

The last one is impressive ❤. I'm a web developer, and I have worked for various companies like MountCare, Mildo Juldo, and HackFie. However, my portfolio is still quite simple and lacks animations. I really like your video, so let me hit subscribe!

[@jefersonbayking7619]

there are so much more interesting in the last one but glazing on being able to play tic tac toe is wild hahaha

[@nfhdkeurbfbf]

Love this type of content keep itbup

[@matek1324]

15:45 this part discredits you... a lot.

[@sameerbiradar-h4i]

shinobi has menu on right hand side but is very small in white color in mid right side so it can be seen most of us

[@Necromancer-kz4rx]

Cool review. Great job, lol. I wish you posted the links here...Thanks!

[@imands8958]

Are these websites mostly made with javascript? Designs and everything?

[@clarkio]

Really enjoyed the stream and the video. Also, got ya!

[@AnthonySistilli]

@@clarkio hahaha

[@benaihara]

I think Jakub's is the best considering he is 15.

[@legelf]

clicked off after u rated the aesthetic of the first site (3:20) a 3.5

[@ffz_]

this guy has infuriatingly bad taste in UI

[@xcrator8726]

document.designMode = 'on' use this js feature in the console to edit and show what to correct temporarily

[@卛]

I FUCKING DIED WHEN THE NARUTO MUSIC PLAYED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@furycorp]

Harshit's site looked like any other shadcn/ui acernity v0 orgy template. Modern bootstrap. For sure I appreciate the aesthetic qualities and am guilty of using all of those but if you think about it the reason it works so good is why so many "modern hipster" cafes look identical no matter where you go in the world. I just wouldn't have the reaction BEAUUUTIFFUUULLL like we devs see that cookie cutter many times per day at least.

[@harshitsharma7874]

😂

[@Paul-ve1gp]

what do I have to do to get my own portfolio site checked?

[@gabrieltan4170]

the naruto for frontend and the sasuke for backend fucking killed me.. Its lore accurate too i cant T.T

[@onimisiadeolu8378]

How do I send my portfolio?

[@sayochikun3288]

last person was a friend of him. thats why he was being supportive. that site was mid

[@azuboof]

this channel is fun

[@joelsamuel9771]

I am pretty sure I have given my portfolio, came back everyday if you have reviewed it, but now its not even in the gsheet. Thanks!

[@yejemoleg9821]

how do we join ? where should i submit my portfolio

[@imxahil]

Do you get any idea, how to submit?

[@yejemoleg9821]

@@imxahil yes u have to be there while he is streaming

[@SanthoshBhoopal]

Where can i submit my portfolio for review?

[@juliojimmy8371]

I promis you bro , my portfolio will be there soon 😁😁😁😁

[@buildwithharshit]

This is my portfolio at 12:03

[@kayden2189]

Unfortunately a Dashfolio Neo clone with the wrong credits to the design.

[@buildwithharshit]

@@kayden2189 Sad 😔

[@buildwithharshit]

@@kayden2189 sad

[@howtogamedev_]

How can i send my portfolio to be a part of one of your videos ?

[@neonfire.2883]

How can we submit a portfolio site for review

[@Fybuh]

wait where can i submit my portfolio for some nice ol roasting :(

[@AnthonySistilli]

thursday streams !

[@Fybuh]

@@AnthonySistilli sweet. will get mine ready for next week's roast session 🚀

[@enz1222]

2cm in bug fix 😂😂😂😂

[@andrwondabeat]

the 13:20 guy has a library documentation ass portfolio and 9 in creativity? you’ve got no criteria ffs

[@buildwithharshit]

:D

[@wc4260]

Took me 14:10 to hear "react purest" Thr margin of error on theae scores have increased

[@PK-nm6er]

more portfolios 🥳

[@Vorsv_kings]

3 inches in frontend

[@ranieldenicen.marpuri6544]

"There are things that I enjoy that I wouldn't necessarily lead with". Yeah ? Like what tho?

[@namandixit6358]

where to submit?

[@kavirajtamilan]

your portfoilio website link

[@xansurnamehere]

idk if you were using the example of one person, but I'm sure some of your audience are women! so you could use the unisex version of 'he': they, when describing a possible web developer. That was my only nitpick; loved the video!

[@aiyn470]

Thats 15 Years O is good on that years But that shinobi bru tf is that

[@DanielBinoy-j7z]

love the video

[@anujverma1337]

Fav - 06:30

[@kotXbit]

Bri didn't get it. The second page was made with specific consideration for mobile

[@dukkcc2]

14:45 vscode already is a website?? and it's open source you can just fork it???

[@succatash]

Hireability 1 cause its flutter

[@yogeshkadu5453]

Where can I post my portfolio ?

[@VishalJangid1]

I thought video was about stock portfolio lol

[@KillaTundant]

The anime/Naruto guy needs to learn to separate work from play lol. Like relax my guy.

[@apacheopenoffice4.1.14]

Lot of people using Shadcn ui lol

[@kkMihai1337]

W video

[@AnthonySistilli]

ayyy

[@aidanaeternum]

mm yes shadcn

[@gurrrn1102]

The music 😕

[@professorice4325]

Yikes, future of web dev is looking rough.

[@felixbemme7257]

9:52 that guy brags about that he worked on bloxmoon which is a freaking casino targeted on childrens that play roblox? Bro tf. If I was to hire someone he wouldnt have been rejected as soon as I would have seen that.

[@basicbasis]

Hello, you cant put a 5mb high quality image ina website. Good reviewing but you should know better!!!

[@djohn0909]

Sector32 is insanely creative...should've been on the top

[@shaikhabdullah1935]

Bro please make better thumbnails

[@altaccount648]

Is it okay to have an anime pfp on my github + website? (not linkedin of course)

[@assimgenshi]

react to my portfolio please

[@watchbro3319]

🥲 fr bro 15yr old dev 07:21