A retired Microsoft engineer said last week there are three tiers for the llama The first and third tier run smoothly. The second tier is full of bugs and runs very slowly so it's going to be another 10 years before AI can take our jobs.

Companies ask you to upload a file AND THEN to put THE SAME ANSWERS in a custom form format to get the answers they need anyway. Just exploit the form and drop the rest of the candidates from the table, easy win. That way, you're the only candidate, easy win.

Story points? I'm lucky enough that "story points" have not reached my job yet.

I remember seeing a book from the 1960's talking about how in the year 2000, computers would program themselves and programmers would have nothing to do. My 60-80 hour workweeks beg to differ.

Jared is a Legend

Css database...bruuuh,never laughed so hard,im a uni student currently and some of our guys wanted to try something like this,one of them wanted to make speech recognition...on ASSEMBLY,yeah,his lazy drinking ass never made anything harder than flappy bird in assembly lol

Planning poker is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of.

Legit had our internet go out one time because of an issue with ISP. It was a scramble for every boss to get a new company to put in writing that their internet would never have issues, outages, or maintenance.

I keep hearing "story points" and "t-shirt size" what do these mean in context

When you don’t invest in your own servers and people with the expertise to maintain that infrastructure you will be at the mercy of those who you rent it from- Amazon Web Service (AWS) in most cases. The cloud isn’t actually so e ethereal otherworld, its a warehouse of servers.

I mean, technically speaking, the brain is just "fat". So...

your PM will plan your sprint in hours, so they don't care about how many "point" you need 😂

312. 312 story points for that.

There’s always a market for excellence

I'm a senior programmer with 15 years of experience and a certified scrum master. Developers really don't understand the business side of development so they get upset because "hurr durr let me code". You're building a product, not a college thesis. Story points work when they are used as they should, as a RELATIVE abstraction of complexity. They are not estimates of time, they are a TOOL to gauge priorities on the backlog. It's not about a story being X amount, it's about story A being X amount MORE than story B. Stop being crybabies about agile.

Recursive? Really?!

Fix it by going back in time and not use AWS

Oh yeah let's schedule that meeting for later today. You can mark it as "Exit interview" in your calendar.

Jared's voice reminds me of HAL from 2001, A Space Odyssey

So we’re just going to ignore the 3d printed Dwayne the rock Johnson stress toy?

It’s not her fault that you’re dragging your feet on this project. We all know there is an omertà, a code of silence, around coding and not revealing how easy it actually is.

Can we also figure out a way to pay them Federal minimum wage? State wage is too high

An employer skims through the resume in 6-8 seconds. You think having the meaning of the universe written there would be great?

nahh, need coders to use deepseek or chat gpt if the code / info might be useful at all! And then would just be specific question if,and have to read through the entire code, and change from there if needed, so idk if it would be that time saving

Just say that youll get on it asap and it should be fixed in about 5 hours or more and just do nothing for 5 hours or other stuff lol

I had a literal exam on this sh*t 🥲

Aint gonna lie the lady is right if you are to productive the boss will request more and more until you feel you wanna quit

lol , i heard plumbing is also gonna be replaced by AI.😂

AI is not taking our jobs, it's making them worse :(

Don't you understand? The elites WANT to destroy humanity. They destroy health, peace, the economy...

2020 is somehow worse

6 figure salaries are only US & CH specific. EU doesn't have such salaries... in DE the IT salaries are just average salaries (comparing to other better paid professions)

you must have good recruiters if they notice an extra _ Most i've seen barely read the cv

You are so funny 😂

Is it possible in O(log(n))? Just walking through it and checking, if it is already OK would take O(n), wouldn't it? Aaaand this is not the point, I know it well, but I'm a nerd. :)

Sometimes it seems like even thinking has been replaced by AI.

I want jarad as my plumber, he would be a riot 😂

😂😂😂 I love jared

The point of the layoffs is to reset the existing staff with people who aren’t entitled to a raise based on seniority.

When I became a lead dev, I got rid of the story points because it was pointless and had the team start estimating in mins, hours, or days like normal people.

"Different company owns the server"

There is a good chance this has actually happened irl

Depends on the department? If it's practical application, it's "back end," and not required to be on HR's list for storypoints, Jira, Confluence / Atlassian, etc. If it's acquisition, or sales, or csr, perhaps it can do the HR corporate tools thing, although it'll be slower than without (which is...... 60% as effective?).

Cool, I just talked 😢deepseek and it told me pms should be replaced by AI so 😂

AI is making junior devs less in demand. They literally are becoming 'the fat'

Now time to watch the rest of all your review videos. I feel so inpired

Im in university, looking for job, If this is what I'm going to deal with, boy, im cooked

Time to replace product managers with ChatGPT. AI does domain translation between stakeholders and developers just fine. Taking the avg between AI and dev for importance/applicability would probably be acceptable right now

Is this really happening now? I stopped working as software dev about two years ago

Serious thought: is it possible she uploaded a copy or part of the codebase to CGPT to get those estimates? If she did this might be a self-resolving issue, as I very much doubt she's running a local version of CGPT.