This Spartan Armor is Illegal | OMH

This variant of Spartan armor from Halo is a little special. It's stolen. No seriously, this armor in Halo is illegal, and I explain why.
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Today we discuss the Buccaneer armor, a armor from Halo 5 with a big secret. This Halo armor is illegal, and there's even a chance the Spartan armor may be stolen.
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[@LAV-III]

“Spartan where did you get that armour” “I made it myself sir” “Ah I see” (gets court marshalled)

[@pitrieneo1829]

Why did the 'sir' get court martial-ed?

[@Eramidas]

You might want to edit it so (gets court marshalled) is it's own line.

[@DigitalEWhore]

I would take a guess and say Spartans, especially the Spartan 2s, might have some extra leave-way when it comes to things that would normally get someone court marshalled. I mean, you can exactly just toss a supersoldier that was kidnapped at 5 and raised to be a literal machine of war back into civilian life, especially since that would probably expose the Spartan II program. Spartan IVs tho, probably less

[@pitrieneo1829]

@@DigitalEWhore Not necessarily, they are all tools of the military. Even john got reprimanded in the fall of reach

[@Hennessydream]

@@DigitalEWhore that’s what they got military prisons for. I bet space military prison is tough.

[@legendarymasterchief7620]

That intro was a blast from the past, woah. The fact that a freakin store-bought equivalent of the Mjolnir armor can be made is funny!

[@jjgarcia156]

It is nowhere near as effective though...

[@c.q.b4657]

You again!

[@lancesowell6531]

Halo 6: Chief stops at Costco

[@sakuradabp6400]

@@c.q.b4657 Shut up.

[@JeanLucCaptain]

Benefits of Mass Production!

[@aesirofgames]

So basically the military equivalent of building your own gaming pc

[@marranin007]

who doesn't build their own gaming pc

[@AaronRodgeer]

@@marranin007 poors

[@lightningonlycommentsonce5824]

@@marranin007 People who're actually responsible with their money.

[@anirvana]

@@lightningonlycommentsonce5824 Are you serious? Edit: In case someone is misinformed or dumb as a rock, if you want a PC, you should almost always build it yourself, especially if money is a concern. Pre-builts are a rip-off and should not be bought if you value your money, building it yourself if much more economical in most cases.

[@marranin007]

@@lightningonlycommentsonce5824 pre-builts are usually as expensive as a custom built pc if not more expensive

[@Artan9000]

I'm going to Home Depot to get one.

[@randallman491]

*Home Depot theme intensifies*

[@midgetman4206]

You could try to make it out of of steel and plexiglass, if you have the money than maybe you can use polycarbonate

[@mrzaro4538]

Sir this is Wendy's

[@DerNomade1871]

Sorry sir our store doesn't carry this special order only

[@calus_bath_water]

Doubt that exists in the 2500's

[@selvbilde253]

I honestly liked this armor in halo 5 mostly for the reason that the thrusters on the back don’t stick out like a sore thumb

[@ultrareconking5942]

Oh yeahh, maybe that's why I liked it too

[@collinb.8542]

I think it doesn't look too far off from normal halo armor.

[@multigrandmarquis]

The armor's only good because it was made by the community.

[@AnonTDegenerate]

Cosplayers in 2550's be taking it to a whole new level.

[@skyrur]

LOL

[@BigBratMatt]

I don't understand the "You wouldn't download a car, would you?" example because if I had the ability to download a car, I would download a car!!!

[@claycarmine7466]

Man I would absolutely download a house

[@A_Single_Clap]

With 3D printing it is possible now 😈

[@BigBratMatt]

@@A_Single_Clap Now I just need to download a 3D printer

[@JinKee]

@@BigBratMatt download the plans to a RepRap the self replicating rapid prototyping 3d printer. And then tell your friends you'll be busy for a month.

[@_M-K_]

Downloading earth 2.0

[@deltadude7417]

We already have spartan armor at home Spartan armor at home:

[@plasma9839]

Literally

[@kaisipe412]

I think Buccaneer looks amazing, I think it's the amateur attempt at utilitarianism that sells it for me

[@BB-nq5cx]

Mr. Chief

[@tylercosner4509]

It’s called Nokia 3310

[@samfisher4247]

I don't get this what's that even supposed to mean it just looks like an unfinished comment could somebody explain this please?

[@ivanrichards5536]

I thought what made this armor illegal was how "THICC" it was

[@AimlessSavant]

"You wouldn't download a baby, would you?" Y. E. S.

[@DevWo3]

I downloaded a babe shes called alexa I also believe shes a spyware she seems to know what im typing Oh my god i knew it she just said i am not a spyware Help me

[@starhammer5247]

@@DevWo3 No.

[@DevWo3]

Lol when did i write that

[@AimlessSavant]

@@DevWo3 four score and 9 months ago...

[@DevWo3]

Ahh the bad old times...

[@shigekisun3922]

I don't remember the bucaneer armor looking this good

[@JsphCrrll]

That's because the Buccaneer he shows is edited. You can get colors like that for the actual thing.

[@profchaos354]

I’m the 3D artist that made this armor. The renders he’s showing are not from in the game, they are from my portfolio. I did some extra material and render work on them to improve how they appeared in the game.

[@starhammer5247]

@@profchaos354 That's neat.

[@willu892]

@@profchaos354 Your armor design is awesome and you made one of the best looking armor in Halo 5 and I hope it returns in Infinite! Bucceneer is easily top 5 Halo 5 armors! One of the better overall armors too!

[@minithegameguy4674]

People; "You wouldn't download a house would you?" Minecraft players; "you WoUlDnT dOwNlOaD a HoUsE wOuLd YoU"

[@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@w1ndgeneral226]

Minecraft: *"You're lazy man, LAZY!"*

[@armintor2826]

An engineer went to a local Home Depot and said "i could make this work."

[@B1OCHI3F]

Finally, the spartan 3's getting some form of rep. Even if it's off a dead spartans body

[@lazwardazure716]

I mean there's an absolute Surplus of those on a Moon and Some Asteroid if you know where you're Looking

[@hearthatbird]

Man, Daft punk be looking kinda epic though.

[@-Clueless-]

The idea of there being Chinese knockoffs in Halo sounds amazing.

[@Mr.Lara01]

I'm glad to know that we finally can wear SPI armor "at least" in H5, in HReach, SPI armor semmed to be an SPI armor too. I'm glad to have chance to wear it again!

[@dividedbyzero11]

Hey you made a typo, you’re talking about the Pilot helmet though right?

[@Spartanlyra]

Now its possible to replicate it on mcc on halo reach and halo 3

[@starhammer5247]

They just added SPI into the MCC. Also, Noble Team wore Mjolnir. I mention this because I don't know what you said but I've seen people call it SPI when it wasn't.

[@copykaktus4193]

*Chief meets a Spartan on the field wearing this armor* Chief: “Wait!… that’s illegal.”

[@Patrick-it8nk]

So glad you referenced SPI. I saw that thumbnail and was like "Oh no, SPI illegal?!"

[@starhammer5247]

The entire Spartan program is illegal.

[@Hotstream2]

Looks like Nevec from Lost Planet 2

[@kabob0077]

It does look a bit like a mix between the Original NEVEC/LP2's Ex-NEVEC and LP 2's New NEVEC doesn't it...

[@aggroash7717]

Halo 5 was annoying but I’ll be damned if it didn’t have some good armour

[@ACLDead]

It didn't

[@th3thatguy631]

@@ACLDead "some"

[@tayderryberry8326]

@@ACLDead yeah it did have some great armor and a lot of crap

[@jorgeruiz6855]

Most of the armor sets sucked hairy ass lol

[@alejoqc9540]

Halsey be like: "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ARMOR??"

[@og-cryoman1842]

Starts explaining Halsey: _Irrelevant_

[@pandamochiyum8854]

Well actually Halsey didnt have any input in SIII armor so it technically is Ackerson’s armor I believe

[@YourAverageJoe462]

“You would not download a house.” Me plugging in my usb to try to download a house

[@hawkevick9184]

I’m not old enough to get the reference but my family never switched to Blu-ray.

[@botondember835]

I don't get this argument lol "you wouldn't download a house would you?" Hell yeah i would

[@starhammer5247]

The housing market is a bitch so yes I would.

[@iezure849]

especially if you could customize the house and then download it

[@spacetacos7574]

It’s damn nice in the thumbnail though

[@B0R3D901]

damn nice in the game too

[@APanda48]

Lowkey my favorite armor set

[@kanehowl1582]

You wouldn't download a house would you? Concrete 3d printer companies: you fool, you have activated my trap card.

[@sunderbans]

I love the potential story behind this! Think about a book about a shadow corp recovering a fallen S3, and reverse engineering the SPI armor. Maybe they even assassinated the Spartan to get the armor, or just swooped in a nabbed a body before ONI could clean everything up!

[@tragikk03]

I absolutely would download a car and house if I could. Verizon keeps sending me cease and desist letters for seeding though

[@Mike-ij4rq]

I love the buccaneer armor and other hints to a sort of private sector arms race to develop powered armor. Makes me wonder if Spartans would still have a place in a humanity were suits of power armor are as easy to buy as an armored truck

[@azzythechristianfurry]

There are still the implants.

[@youngarchaeotech189]

Well, at least you can SEE out of this one...

[@Aden_III]

Spartan armor has cameras that provide near 180 degree frontal vision, regardless of the alleged barriers at the peripheries. A Spartans helmet could be ALL metal, and they’d still be able to see just perfectly

[@scorchprimethewalkingwarcrime]

Gunger is a good example of a helmet with no visor.

[@youngarchaeotech189]

@@Aden_III I understand your point, they do have access to advanced tech that makes these things much more practical. I was more just poking fun at 343’s obsession with putting tiny and bizarre visors on their helmets.

[@Aden_III]

@@youngarchaeotech189 understandable

[@fireraid9173]

343's design for most armor lately has been pretty shit, just tug on polygons till you get something resembling a shape then sell it to some poor soul who thinks overdesign looks menacing lol

[@C_LT_FTH_BL__DG_D]

The Spartan armor is literally daft punks guys helmet

[@jamesmax]

Not that I'm disappointed but I was expecting the video to be about an anti-piracy armour, like if there was a problem with people hacking the game in some way to unlock all armours they should have otherwise purchased, and this one wasn't actually available for purchase so the system would scan people's accounts and if they found the buccaneer armour know the person pirated the Armor's.

[@scottharbin1868]

So basically Jorge “What have you done with my armor…”

[@sirshotty7689]

Imagine some Chinese bootleg equivalent of a spartan 2 program and they give them all the buccaneer armor.

[@dredskl]

Hayabusa?

[@starhammer5247]

@@dredskl That's Japanese, and unlike China, Japan prefers quality gear over a bunch of shitty gear. Best way to explain is to think that the Spartan-II program was Japanese and that the Spartan-IV program was Chinese. The first is some real quality shit that would kickass, the second is easily mass produced but is overall weaker. That's the best way to explain their methods when it comes to making shit.

[@ezhumbug]

I thought without reading lore of it the armor or helmet was from the flame thrower armor because but in halo 5 gen ii variant.

[@djflagrunner]

You wouldn't download spartan armor, would you? Me: 👀 343: 😈 🤑

[@johnnywaffles2482]

Can you put the link in the description for the car download? I'm getting tired of making payments on mine.

[@youraverageenclavesoldier]

Nothing like Warlord fellas

[@slipcase]

One of my favs

[@Evangelion543]

So, a PMC Spartan-IV?

[@kaisipe412]

Or some meth head whose meth was laced with Spartan 4 augs

[@skwashua]

1995: You wouldn’t download a house would you? 2021: I’m going to 3D print this house I downloaded.

[@Skeletor_the_Bigg]

Me wearing Buccaneer: “hehehehehe, me pirate.”

[@ZeSgtSchultz]

They spent more time on backstories than they did on making good looking armor.

[@unijibs]

i have no idea what you’re talking about.

[@TheVamxie]

Same

[@OneMinuteHalo]

Time to work on those context clue and critical thinking skills

[@unijibs]

@@OneMinuteHalo crap!

[@606films9]

“Deletes car from my files”

[@BILIVIOx]

This armour looks like the Chinese dragoon Armour from Fallout 3 DLC.

[@kingovhartz1148]

Ah halo you love to see it. And that’s sick an armor related to a pirate? Halo/the kraken event? 🐙 👀 The more you know ladies and jets!

[@zero2seven701]

Probably utilized by rebels. Never knew about this though, thanks for the info.

[@slimeinabox]

They only reason I wouldn’t download a car is because I physically can’t.

[@joshwebster5005]

The irony of that advert was it got taken down for copyrighted music

[@Ratcatcher_jpg]

You don’t have to be old for that reference, only old enough to own a dvd

[@anonymous11233]

Me just getting out of class about it copy right law: 😶

[@mrorangejuice9682]

"You wouldn't download a car would you" "You wouldn't download a house would you"

[@AaronRodgeer]

Yes

[@benjaminchristman2712]

When mom says you have spartan armor ar home

[@ToxicCandy116]

Really cool lore for one of the few 343 armors that actually looks cool.

[@IzaihaDanTDMfanatic]

Imagine if someone actually made Spartan armor from halo in real life

[@robertogonzalez1907]

Go to installation 00s channel, he’s doing it

[@The7DirtyWords]

They need to bring SPI into a mainline game! Idc if it breaks lore with having shields I want it

[@Hakuru15]

I’m getting SPI vibes

[@Tideki_]

That movie ad is suck a throwback 😂😂😂

[@DiscontinuedChannel00035]

It looks like a space man

[@themandaloriangamingnetwor4964]

"This would be the that you almost caught Captain Spartan Sparrow."

[@arnimzola1139]

Oh Spartan Amor is a real Armor company at first I thought you were talking about that lol

[@FusionSplitz]

Is anyone else stuck watching KZbin shorts for like 4 hours? I literally clicked 1 YT short and I end up watching multiple for 2 hrs straight

[@trevorbertrand4999]

Honestly that song from that anti piracy commercial slaps

[@trevelyandovah8479]

"Made from store-bought components" *Looks at Installation00's project Mjolnir* Uh oh

[@lynchie360]

Fun fact, the 'you wouldn't steal a...' advert ended up being pulled due to pirated music in the ad

[@dutch_asocialite]

Buccaneer-class Mjolnir was by far my favourite set to run in Halo 5.

[@diamondclawsdies]

One of the few Halo 5 armour sets that look genuinely great, in my opinion.

[@Lustie]

“You wouldn’t download a car or house, would you?” NFTs and MetaVerse: “Allow me to introduce myself.”

[@Just_A_Gun_Guy]

Why did the lead singer of queen smile at me?

[@jyrvo]

The buccaneer body armor has been my go-to armor set for sooo long.

[@annaschneider225]

Meanwhile, other armors: I'M A UNICORN!!!

[@gettysanimations]

Important equipment made from store bought parts sounds familiar 🤔

[@johnsabotage3857]

Another reason we need a game revolving around UNSC vs Insurrection

[@justaweeb5052]

I like how i spend 1 min on something im not interested in

[@THE_CheddarCheeseShow]

“Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave!! With a box of scraps!”

[@vGrey]

Ayo Agent Maine is projecting pure Black Air Force energy

[@lupusthefurry7012]

Buckeneers aren't quite pirates but most of them became pirates after a while

[@Dan330i]

That one Spartan got shot right in the face RIP

[@blackdrako1335]

give me around 60 years and a giant 3 d printer and then ask me if you can download a house

[@emiliothefrank1312]

Its time for some mercenary work

[@richardmarois4203]

With housing prices today, I would for sure download a house

[@otomatonesattheendoftime2396]

"You wouldn't download a spartan would you?" "Yes"

[@leskobrandon8454]

It’s Spartan armor with a receding hairline

[@nullpoint3346]

"You wouldn't download a car" (Snort) you know damn well I would.

[@actuallyendme6707]

That downloading the house meme part is still a thing

[@THEDRIFTER823]

EVA be like: *wait a minute.*

[@shagbabyyeah]

Skipping through shorts is so dank

[@copuim_dealer]

Piracy it's a crime!

[@akutosai9187]

When you think its clickbait but its just a buccanner

[@jojoceda]

Piracy is always welcome

[@kurukuru4120]

Not sure what it's about but that's some cool story.

[@cormac154]

That is the most un-homemade homemade armor ever.

[@sunhunter0914]

The difference between pirates and Buccaneers is that one is an international criminal and the other is legal

[@AaronRodgeer]

I'm old enough to do it today on my lunch break so I can play once home

[@TheTeletrap]

Maybe it’s a hint at the Insurrection trying to develop their own Spartan armor.

[@ericchapman4500]

R.I.P Pirate Bay

[@DampySenpai]

Kind of has that Lost Planet NEVEC soldier look.