This Stranger (Compilation)

[@josemaria8177]

This guy is the unholy crossing of the Average Redditor and the nice guy and on top of that it seems like he attended one of those pick up courses

[@bohemianprince7944]

And the philosopher. These are all the same person, chronicling the life of the channel creator.

[@Fangoros]

Nah, he is way too confident for those guys. We have a vanilla narcissist here

[@gregoryk_lite]

​@@Fangorosno, he's not confident. notice how he has to be in a 'superior' position. even when giving a compliment this guy does it the most convoluted way possible so that he can then 'enlighten' her. and this, is a defense mechanism. because if you place yourself high above, rejection can't reach you, supposedly. this could even be continuation of the 'nice guy' story, where he gets tired of being pushed around.

[@joewell6435]

There's a little bit of boss from corporate hell in there too

[@asdfssdfghgdfy5940]

Man those pickup artist things are weird asf. I joined a torrent site once which was for pickup stuff, NLP and other pollywaffle. Was a strange, if not slightly creepy place. I get the feeling that the people who fail at being a PUA become incels. Also disclosure, I only joined the site because it was the sister site if three other torrent sites I was a member of.

[@saturn_walker]

Every single one of these interactions begins with me thinking "Is he trying to sell me something?" and, every time, the only thing he's selling is the worst possible version of himself.

[@chikari123]

The type of guy you smile and nod to while politely declining bc you’re not sure how “off” he is.

[@ada5851]

FR, you want to hurt him something bad for how rude he is but you're terrified for your own safety.

[@h0rriphic]

Nod, smile, back away towards nearest exit without breaking eye contact…

[@seajelly2421]

Agreed. It's important to be wary of anyone cycling through idealization-devaluation like this. Plus, it's a sign of narcissism.

[@manlet1339]

The tongue smack between every other sentence is so aggravating. This was one of the harder videos to sit through tbh 😂

[@theslappablejerk]

I knew this old guy who did the smacking thing but he was the nicest guy ever (married for 30 years, great dad, did work for charities at his synagogue just a super genuine guy) so because he was so nice it never bothered me. But one day, he was brought up in conversation and it made me think, if he was an asshole in an alternate realty, that smack would be the most annoying and creepiest thing ever 😂

[@stoocy]

THE SMACK!!!! i just kept staring at his mouth and imagining actually being in that interaction and felt disgusted 😭 i hate chewing noises so every time the tongue smack happened, my eyes darted back down to his mouth this non existent character is annoying as all get out and that says a lot about the acting lol

[@fangirl365]

@@theslappablejerkMy misophonia absolutely could not 😖

[@SJ-di5zu]

@@stoocyPeople who chew like that annoy the hell out of me. Like how can you lack so much self awareness? It’s so aggravating to listen to but you literally don’t have a choice. I don’t care if they’re the nicest person ever; if they chew with the smacking noise, I’m finding a way to not eat near them.

[@willneilson]

​@@SJ-di5zu I have a friend who will never use is teeth when he eats soft food like pasta and stuff like that. So instead he just makes sure to open is mouth and make the most disgusting *Smlehh* noise. *Smlehh* Is the only way I could really describe it lol but you'd know it when you hear it

[@lil-soda-boi]

"I can only assume that you're destitute, living in squalor" 😂

[@ivoFX]

I love how this person just gathers the energy to pick up dates at the most inconvenient places and forces interactions.

[@InshasChoice]

Reminds me of this guy who revealed that, one time he was filling up gas (looking like a bum) and this insanely attractive woman also was filling up gas and he regrets not approaching her and getting her number just bc of his insecurity about his physical appearance

[@h.w.4482]

@InshasChoice if he legitimately looked like a bum I can see his reasoning at the time

[@InshasChoice]

@@h.w.4482 Genuine question. Is it acceptable to approach a lady while she's doing a task or is it best to avoid it?

[@turbocharged9589]

​@@InshasChoiceJust say hello or smile and gauge the response. Don't go "spit game." If she keeps checking you out, smiling, etc. instead of focusing on the task, then go chat.

[@redseven4040]

In the most deadpan, unfunny way possible like he’s in the 7th grade reading to the class from a book.

[@Dipshit298]

If someone comes up to you and says “I couldn’t help but notice…” run for your life

[@Shadowswolf9666]

Idk, dude saved my life at the gym once. I bit off more than I could chew when benching.

[@johnfsenpai]

Why, can you somehow help but notice anything? To do so, you would have to know not to look for whatever it is you want to avoid noticing, which is of course impossible. So you are blaming people for something they have no control over. Do you perhaps have an inferiority complex because you are not very perceptive?

[@bettybunbun9664]

If any member of the opposite sex approaches you and you DONT know them, RUN for your life. Approaching someone you dont even know(!) because you find them "attractive" (how creepy is that? 🥶) is a MAJOR red flag.

[@blueman4232]

I like how he looks like hes in horrible pain but trying to ignore it the whole time

[@KayosHybrid]

This made this so much funnier

[@Rum-Runner]

It’s because he is desperately trying to resist the urge to slap himself

[@Shadowswolf9666]

Stomach Ulcers. That'll do it

[@corvulge]

this is like a creepier variant of the nice guy lmao

[@hyliaanimation6145]

Saying that like the nice guy aint a creeper

[@SD-rm5ty]

😂😂😂

[@Kenny-xx7je]

He's a nice guy with more confidence

[@corvulge]

@@Kenny-xx7je that's a good way to put it

[@RebeccaChambersIRL]

@@Kenny-xx7jeI absolutely adore your profile picture.

[@kamiloniszczuk9685]

Must say seeing this as a man gives a great perspective on the experience of women in the public, the initial confusion about what the hell the guy is talking about, followed with the 'oh no, not this BS again'

[@SnakesBeSnaken]

I hope it helps that I've never experienced these conversations in my life, even when I was friends with guys who carried the same tone. Generally, people are not THIS socially unaware, and I've had the "I don't mind sharing" conversations with men when saying I have a husband.

[@kamiloniszczuk9685]

@@SnakesBeSnaken thanks for sharing the experience, as a dude when I get approached it's usually less fortunate folks asking for change :D

[@bosmer3836]

I guess a plus of being ugly is that this never happens

[@TheJeanean]

I’ve had interactions like this. I don’t think it’s about being socially unaware. They know exactly what they are doing (note how most of these end with him using insults-that’s not unaware). This type of person knows what they are doing it’s calculated. Some of these interactions include negging- such as the implied insults of intelligence. I had a similar reaction at a Target. Before the dude came over to me I had noticed him talking to another woman, but didn’t hear the interaction and didn’t realize what he was up with her until he approached me. It was weird and made me anxious about returning to that store / section. Made me feel unsafe.

[@kamiloniszczuk9685]

@@TheJeanean yeah I guess I can see how this can make one feel unsafe, I remember my sis texting me to come up to her to get someone similar to go away once, dude f'd off before I got there

[@ElGordo2497]

I’ve been to Mexico many time as well. So nice of you to touch that woman’s food to provide her an education.

[@ravynbishop6131]

this pissed me off more than anything else. DO NOT TOUCH MY FOOD! My grandma touches the food directly when preparing it when its so not needed and it makes me nauseous to see it. If some random person did that to me I tell them to get the heck away and have to refrain from eating and end up leaving with an empty stomach

[@comfyfern8363]

This kind of interaction always makes me feel so unsafe. No matter what you do you're setting yourself up to get attacked. Appease? You're leading him on. Stand your ground? You made him mad, now who knows what he'll do. He's already disrespectful enough to approach a stranger and start this crap, why wouldn't he decide to hurt you? So creepy, well done 😭

[@Dusted-Luck]

Ignore him? He’ll just follow you. Hurt him? He’ll hurt you back. You are absolutely right; there is no winning with this kind of person.

[@jigglypuff_foryoutube1700]

I silently pray when dealing with these sorts of men. They make me feel dirty, like they can see me naked, and unsafe, like they will not hesitate to grab me.

[@GOLD_FEVER]

Those types are literally neckbeards... Who the hell is actually afraid of them? Just say no thank you! and move on. They are literally harmless. Thinking they could actually hurt anybody is dellusional and maybe you should relax a little....

[@elfsongtavern]

The only method that’s works me for, and it only works every once and a while: “I’m a good woman. I love my boyfriend so much. We want to build a life together when we can.” It’s so fucking scary just existing outside of your house as a woman. “I’m a good woman” sends a signal off in some creeps to respect you because they take that as you’re already respecting a different man.

[@MsDragontooth]

​@@elfsongtavernit's so disgusting that this works

[@reilysmith5187]

I'm a guy and I'm flabbergasted at how insane this behavior is. Always read about it but even experiencing it like this is creepy.

[@Jammoud]

“you obviously don’t like to smile” is crazy

[@theuh3205]

that last one made me throw my phone, excellent work, dont let it happen again

[@internetwizard4922]

i was.. mildly annoyed with this guy, he was a little silly, aggravating but tolerable. i didnt feel much other than mild distaste. and then he dropped the magnum condom line and i immediately became icked. i was forced into high fiving this man

[@mrtrollnator123]

💀

[@sophiemontecalvo7503]

I literally jerked back from my phone at that part

[@kokakolasips]

The silicone bit made my stomach turn. Excellent job as always!

[@NYCTOSEE]

This is the worst one you’ve done yet. I’m filing a restraining order against him and he doesn’t even fucking exist. I- I can’t. I can not do this right now. Great job, Slappable! You’ve thoroughly disgusted me in the best way possible. You’ve created the average millennial nice redditor boss named Brian.

[@nothingnewunderthesun4292]

I see, based on your ignorance in this „constructive“ „assessment“ if anyone would even call it like that, you can simply not appreciate the highly educated and smart pick-up lines which intellectual sigma males use, just as myself, to really filter out beautiful ladies WITH CLASS that care about our uniqueness & true, factual knowledge. What is so bad about us just trying to be helpful and sharing information? You probably can’t understand this reference either, but I understand it‘s okay not everyone was born a genius or even averagely intelligent *chuckles*, but I can at least give you a chance; You probably would rather go out with a big muscular chad, who can’t even name 10 books. Just like my idols Andrew Tate, Jake Paul and superstar genius with a black belt, Matan Even would say: „You‘re a brokie, hahahaha!“ „It‘s everydas bro“ „EHYY WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!“ Hope this helped you, I know your little pea brain will have a hard time to pick that up ;) „Why are you mad now? Darling a pea isn’t even that amall look at dinosaurs! Also I was just joking my pummelige, forgive me M‘Lady!“ *swings fedora“

[@B1t3hih8u]

You not lyin

[@DJ-iu5bb]

The way he picks up the food in a pandemic makes me shake my fist at him ✊

[@upsydaysy3042]

Slappable became an understatement. We are now in flamethrower territory.

[@HariboStarman]

This is the kind of guy that reads “How to win friends and influence people” alone while his coworkers go out together for lunch. He also refers to himself as either an Alpha, Sigma, or high-value man.

[@chrisz7494]

A high value *male (eyeroll)

[@DeezN1892]

Thing is how do you know about this book?

[@fadilamiruddin1198]

The book literally tells you to do the opposite of what this guy is doing

[@gnarlymusix]

the book is a completely different thing my friend

[@Lordycal]

@@gnarlymusixyeah that book is all about how to be interested in others, and in turn being interesting yourself as a result. It’s cool seeing a book I like being mentioned tho. I recommend it to anyone who needs to move up in life or wants to improve theirs

[@yuruem2thereturn44]

2:30 in local culture you eat your food however you'd like with a tortilla, you have done a great job of encapsulating a very annoying guy great job

[@taleseylad1249]

My family eats chicharrones as if they were chips. They grab one and eat

[@pemex23]

​@@taleseylad1249mine too lol

[@Revenuts]

"This stranger" is literaly the final boss of this series

[@chetbrayton5173]

I could feel my soul curdle, you have a real gift for making me want to stick toothpicks in my ears

[@kc3d777]

This man spent a lot of money on a pick up artist course and can't understand why all the women in his city are so stuck up.

[@rayge7838]

When he touched her food I felt so ready to throw hands 😭

[@NA-nc5dg]

You know you've found your craft when the guy watching your videos automatically tunes out when you hit character. Like I'm dealing with your character in real life. Fucking props.

[@chrisz7494]

I thought i was just losing focus, but no, Slappable is so on the nose with this character that I'm behaving like i do with these creeps in real life. Well done

[@FringePrincess]

yeah and the girls subconsciously reach for their pepper spray

[@yosoygringo]

"You're filling up with premium, because you're not regular" W RIZZZ 😩

[@hazyhope._.]

stop. the character is absolutely squishing my brain.

[@Namedonelettere]

Activia yogurt has programmed my brain to associate the word regular with pooping everyday.

[@benny4162]

I swear someday I'm gonna see this guy in the movies. He's going places!

[@artimus4198]

He really is a good actor

[@hyliaanimation6145]

He definitely reads pickup line books

[@endlessmyth7040]

Oho the anger that filled me when he touched the food

[@amyturner6804]

Yep, that would be the tipping point for me. I’d be calling a server for a new plate and for him to be kicked out! Don’t mess with my food!

[@thebetterandrewREAL]

this man is like a genetic experiment of all the bad qualities of all the characters going under the mysterious aliss of simply "the stranger" unlike other characters which are named, which further cements the theory he is the "perfect" genetic experiment

[@artimus4198]

He’s an umbrella corp bioterrorism experiment

[@amysteriouspersonintophat1458]

A quintessential slappable jerk specimen indeed 👍

[@knit2purl]

Your characters are ALL horribly real, but this is the first to make me genuinely feel unsafe. Bravo

[@gastonvalla7015]

Same thing. I am a man and I felt awkward the whole time

[@maxdrags3115]

Except not all of his characters are horrible people...

[@curious1053]

@@maxdrags3115they are

[@otozinclus3593]

​@@maxdrags3115There are not all horrible people, but besides 2 side characters all show toxic behavior

[@WhatThePolitics]

You are if acid reflux were a person and I’m living for it

[@redmale8943]

I love how it cuts off whenever he goes off the rail

[@ada5851]

The Slappable Jerk is enough of a gentleman to spare us the ensuing meltdown.

[@kiera6326]

It coincides with the moment we mentally switch off during this interaction

[@Ken-WillTrio]

😭 Nah, him saying "I won't need an aphrodisiac because I saw you" is icky

[@user-xh6cg7zf9h]

"no, no, you're gonna wanna high five me" that's so scary

[@BigSipFromGossipStoneSIPPYSIP]

This is one of the perfect examples of how important it is to distinguish the creator (nice and bonita) from the content being produced (would throw hands with this nice guy in a second)

[@Azkadelya]

I understand that it's 'Slappable', it works, but more than anything with his characters instead of wanting to slap I end up leaning faaaaaar back from my screen in an attempt to escape

[@CatusDomesticus_]

This video has made me never want to leave the house again just in case I run into this guy. Excellent job.

[@alejrandom6592]

This stranger is the perfect equilibrium between Brian and Elliot

[@colewegner7576]

My favorite thing about people like this is when they start talking more and more and then you just walk away, not acknowledging anything they say

[@ebonyalexis32]

The last one really got to me. "I'm only here to meet members of the opposite sex" yet your human shopping in a place full of people you think are beneath you. I hate this guy. Used to meet him in the club I worked at every nighttt

[@TheFakeyCakeMaker]

"now you're pretending to have a boyfriend" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tankladd]

Every one of these new characters makes me want to see you act in a movie more and more

[@ScottJB]

Dude is actually legit a great actor

[@nicholehunter]

These characters all remind me of the "your body MY choice" crowd. 😂😂 The immediate tantrum when rejected 😂

[@ravynbishop6131]

one used to be my boss, giant embarassment to work for.

[@sonicalex2536]

When the stranger is strange!!

[@Alpvagabund]

This guy gives off serial killer vibes even more than the “nice guy”😂😂😂

[@poputchik4910]

It's like if a Restraint order was a person

[@BX--nq6gf]

When someone rejects you, the best way to change their mind is to attack their character. Edit: this is sarcasm btw don't do this

[@painandpanic8290]

I love all the examples you came up with. It makes me think you had a lot of fun coming up with how this character would act and just had to keep going.

[@pippiman]

the seedy bartender in my hometown tried “i remember you said you just turned 19 so i was looking online for yknow, some nice bars, good places to eat out at… it’s weird cause the only recommendation popping up is you” i don’t think he even realized he just inadvertently called me a prostitute. i should’ve known when i walked in and saw a bunch of bras hanging off of a mounted moose head on the wall

[@MarionRelics]

If we assume Average Redditor is in his early 20s, this could be him in 10-15 years after he comes out of his shell and tries to start dating but still hasn’t overcome his horrible personality.

[@susparia4724]

Nice guy who is trying to pretend who doesn't think he's entitled to a girl but in reality, he thinks he's entitled to the girl

[@equally.marketable]

I usually don’t get physically nauseous from watching your videos, so this one officially broke me I think

[@claudiusroyaleofficial]

Your characters are way too realistic that it's almost offensive but yet I can't stop watching your videos lmao. A few years ago, I would always run into this guy at Walmart and I tried to make it obvious every time that I didn't want to be bothered by him. When I finally stood my ground and told him to buzz off, he made it seem like I was lonely and miserable by telling me not everyone is out to get. This skit reminded me a lot of that. Some of the mannerisms were almost spot on to him actually. Well done.

[@myriahkeays3846]

He just got more and more forward until in the very first interaction he brought up his magnum dong 😭

[@sprksmr7208]

2:32 if some stranger touches my food like that they are instantly turning into hostile

[@InshasChoice]

I rarely get out. I thought I had an appointment at a centre 2 weeks ago and I inquired to one of the agents who could've told me, "No, I don't have you down for an appointment." He went a step further by smirking and adding that I wasted my time and I could've done something else with it (I was there for a total of 10 minutes) had my back turned and was walking away and he kept pushing for me to react. Not the only experience. Another agent is smug and constantly demeans me. I think some would call this negging...

[@NA-nz9lv]

this somehow hurts me physically, good job

[@aguywhodoesthings7061]

i love how he tries to pronounce mexico the "correct" way but just ends up sounding more wrong

[@SammyGDude]

Damn, being forty seconds in, I look like im staring at the sun. Realizing there's 3 minutes left, leaves me looking like spongebob when he needed water at Sandy's.

[@gavelston3943]

“I have been to Meh-Hee-Co many time…”

[@electricfishfan]

The silicone line is actually funny in isolation, so I have a hard time imagining someone like this would come up with it

[@rgn3007]

The last one hit extra hard since I go to the laundromat 😂

[@avril.227]

😂😢😂😢😂

[@jordan101096]

"You're not regular" " "Actually sir, I eat Activia"

[@TotoDG]

People like this (and, let’s face it, most of the other characters on this channel) are proof of why social anxiety isn’t always a bad thing.

[@Mary-td2zw]

I used to work at an inbound call center for male enhancement supplements and I am having a hard time believing that this isn't based exactly on my manager. There weren't a lot of women on the sales floor but damn if he didn't make all of us hate our lives even more than already considering the class of calls we dealt with already.

[@craigmusa2254]

I work at a gas station & we have called the cops on men like him

[@deckedout.labrat]

Internal. Screaming. Fantastic job.

[@saberthecoolest]

“I was trying to save you from a little bit of embarrassment” my guy i was the ‘weird kid’ in an all-girls school, there’s very little that can embarrass me anymore

[@colonelyogurt08816]

He is so good at making me feel so uncomfortable it should be an illness

[@2oqh]

I genuinely look forward to these, they’re great 😂

[@las8883]

“Nice guy” if he was more confident but still lacks self awareness

[@pantrymonster]

After the comment at 0:50, I made a noise of disgust so loud that my mom heard from the other room and asked if I was okay

[@diedramishel4030]

😂😂😂😂

[@MrMadeMoso]

Am I supposed to feel like crying? I’m gonna cry.

[@seriousbacon3676]

"Excuse me... I was sitting over there and (tongue click) could help but notice you were just begging to be bothered"

[@ravynbishop6131]

this is why i where headphones a lot. its a clear "I don't want to be bothered sign."

[@TurtleDSR]

That last one was crazy bro

[@elenacottica386]

The reason it always cuts off abruptly is because that's always when he gets sucker punched in the face and loses consciousness

[@abnuridd24]

These are those highly motivated people George Carlin warned us about 😂😂

[@abrakadavra3193]

These are getting better and better

[@Roy_1]

This is kinda like an uncomfortable college lecture

[@kiera6326]

What gets me about the last one is… he IMMEDIATELY jumps on the idea that she must be poor, and not just poor but homeless. It seems like he’s using that as an insult, which is bad enough, but if you think about it, he’s not using it in a “so I wouldn’t want to date you anyways!” But a “so why wouldn’t you date me?” And that makes things much more sinister, because he approached a woman who he thought was financially desperate, and was surprised that she rejected him NOT because she didn’t like him (like the others), but because she needed the financial privileges that come with having a partner in a better financial position, like doing laundry at their house. Makes me wonder, was he planning on paying her for sex too?

[@SD-rm5ty]

I'd love an approach like this 😂😂😂

[@theslappablejerk]

Oh you would mademoiselle?

[@SD-rm5ty]

@@theslappablejerk Yes 😂😂😁❤️❤️

[@jessegauthier6985]

Really goes to show, there's someone out tgere for everyone...

[@iniratagen9740]

You know there's something wrong when this just feels normal to you...I genuinely felt flattered and disturbed when I was told by someone in my real life that I'm a genetic freak like the chickens that are fed growth hormones.

[@S7766]

If someone like this ever approached me I would NOT even reply to him i would simply run back to my car and drive off😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Emma-zl2mq]

One time, my mom was teaching me how to put gas in the car. She needed to pay inside, though, so my dad offered to go in to do it. Roughly 10 minutes later, the purchase was made and we could start filling the car with gas My mom asked my dad what took so long and he said that there was a guy inside that was just flirting with this girl at the front. He kept flirting and flirting with her and she kept responding with things like '"I won't respond to comments like that." But the guy kept going like "Come on, you don't need to act professional at your job in front of me 😉" and then he turned to the ten people behind him and line and said "Sorry, y'all. I'm figuring her out, take a sip of your sodas" I really hope that girl's doing okay. I don't know how I'd recover from someone actively flirting with me for like ten minutes straight even after I told them I'm not interested repeatedly

[@ravynbishop6131]

that's why i've never applied for a job at a gas station. And i never will.

[@Kittyinshadows]

Unbearable. Excellent job. Would love to see this type of characters reaction to realizing the pretty lady he's hitting on is actually a slightly feminine dude

[@couchoclocknews]

This is what every middle schooler want to come off as 💀

[@liminalgamer935]

My advice is to make yourself as odd as possible as quickly as possible. Odd noises / Behaviors & Questions • make the weirdest sound you can (zoidberg noises, Jerma's teacher noise) • quote Glados verbatim, without stopping (watch the video of all her quotes from the game, memorize as much as possible, and repeat every word you remember) • follow him while singing "tiptoe through the tulips" in your highest pitch • impersonate Zoidberg's scuttle • scoot on your back • smile as wide as you can while asking "like this?" • ask how many teeth he has (and if he'd be interested in more, not necessarily from other people) • eat your food while staring straight into his eyes not blinking with unhinged laughter These guys don't care if you're taken, or not interested, so you want to make them no longer interested while not outright rejecting them. Basically, be as weird as possible !

[@DocDocGoose15]

I love the blinks between the segments it's like I'm in a nightmare and I can't wake up

[@AMC08]

holy shit it’s so good I hate it like all the sexual stuff that is just “harmless” and guilting and everyone like omfg

[@quaggotoak]

im yelling for security the minute this guy starts talking to me

[@olygal]

"Let me explain..." Oh noooooooo I already hate it. 😂

[@Electriophile]

"You obviously don't like to smile" bro fucking kill me now

[@ravynbishop6131]

i hate the weird insults after the rejection.

[@feelinwoozyhere]

the desperate attempts at the high five and handshake give me pain

[@jamesraup4011]

Bro the grocery store one is golden. I am so sad you cut that roast short that had the destructive force of a train.

[@ahegaomemnon2059]

Oh yeah, this guy's smooth

[@Hollyberrystreats]

There's complimenting people and then theres telling a strange women that its a good thing she doesnt appear to be allergic to the lube in magnum condoms! This is the opposite of harmless.

[@tony2bettersalt]

That deep swallow and lip smack is the most accurate thing I’ve seen from him yet

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

The last one was insane

[@ikejugend]

And here I thought we won’t see any new slapable characters😅 amazing