This TERRAN Poops his Pants vs my Cheeses

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[@Syy]

3:34 “This Zerg is pooping his pants!” It’s a ZvT tho… Harstem telling on himself? O_o

[@D_U_N_E]

Challenge idea, everytime you build a zealot or a stalker, you must eat a bite sized piece of cheese.

[@tnnetnattninuttn4627]

Sadly, I dont think you can eat the cheese fast enough in between warp ins. :C So the challenge would turn into eat a bit of cheese in the early game and just play skytoss.

[@D_U_N_E]

@@tnnetnattninuttn4627 So you are suggesting it be an eat cheese every time he builds a probe, that's a little harsh, but we'll get him eating cheese one way.

[@quineloe]

it could be one of these pre sliced cheese cubes. That way you have a standarized size. @@tnnetnattninuttn4627

[@oo-bb4qs]

CHEDDAR. PRESLICED INTO TINY CUBES

[@SchemingGoldberg]

@@oo-bb4qs Please, we are civilized men. It shall be Gouda.

[@chikendoodle1628]

there is something so special about watching lings run across the map at the same time as announcing that you are, in fact, the cheesiest man alive

[@enymus3081]

Harstem please write "what are the chances" instead of "gg" from now on before you leave if you get beaten by cheeses in tournaments 😂 That would be so hilarious 😂

[@dmitry5319]

what are the achances. You misspelled it

[@enymus3081]

@@dmitry5319 I think the "a" stands for actual, or he just wrote so quick mistyping. Anyways... I think the blunt flow of just "what are the chances" and afterwards the insta leave is just hilarious ^^

[@MrMcPwnMuffin]

I haven't played this game much in the last 10 years, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying each and every single cheesiest man alive video.

[@Kosss2001]

I'm a simple man. I see a title that references a Terran pooping their pants and I click and "like" .

[@mauzytv]

20:30 - "Found myself in an accidental macro game...not quite what I wanted" - Harstem is so good, man

[@-Raylight]

*"It's unfair, it's outrageous. How can you be a ravager and not be the rank of ravager?"* -Ravager, probably

[@Zadrigo]

11:25 "I think I wanna go with another pool first..." ----> makes a hatchery.

[@ford24680]

Cheesiest man alive: Keep your opponent in the Stone Age by contaminating your enemie's structures.

[@Velisatra]

lol poor Glizzy Bomber. That poor guy suffered so much from all of uThermal's cheeses too.

[@AsukasLangley17]

Much better for you that your opponent poops his pants as opposed to pooping your pants.

[@christophergaus5886]

uThermal and Harstem just crushing the glizzybomber...feel bad for that dude. truly.

[@christopherjohnson2171]

that first game is why I watch these lmao

[@bundlesofun9568]

its not a build until the captain decides it so

[@Umiale]

that last game was the best thing I've ever seen

[@dustincintron1682]

When you met him for the 2nd game you should've said "what are the chances"

[@sc2youtube744]

Would love to see this guy play protoss

[@jackwyatt3722]

Challenge idea, you must beat a 600 rated ai in chess on a separate monitor while playing a game

[@JonEffinZoidberg]

Lol Glizzy is slang for hot dogs. So he's a hot dog bomber.

[@peterdessev536]

As a Bulgarian I can say that Zzavr means nothing in Bulgarian.

[@momchilandonov]

Harstem has heard about my country Bulgaria!

[@PashaSlavaUkraine]

In case u wondering a glizzy is a hot dog but with a different name

[@rainmire]

What are the chances?

[@blakeb3301]

BRING BACK JAMES BOND PROBE (where he gets 5 kills) name it like upgrading a drone to a ravager

[@PashaSlavaUkraine]

I didn’t know units have rankings, sc2 is a gift that keeps on gifting

[@SewerBadger-ms2ut]

For a completely useless fact of the day: 5 kills the unit reaches rank one(sergeant, ravager(?), mentor(?)), at about 10-12 kills, the unit reaches rank 2 (corporal, etc.), 15 is rank 3, and 20 is rank 4.

[@houtamelocoding]

Rankings is a thing that exists since sc1

[@PashaSlavaUkraine]

@@SewerBadger-ms2ut thanks for reply broski

[@Hairintd]

protozavr it kinda some sort of dinosaur, at least is sounds very similar in russian. Probably, hungry primitive prehistoric protoss

[@PashaSlavaUkraine]

All I heard was Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦

[@tnnetnattninuttn4627]

Add what are the chances counter, cuz what are the chances it ever goes up.

[@imlyt1518]

Challenge idea: play a game, where one of every gateway unit gets every rank (1 zealot as predator, 1 zealot as predator etc.). If 1 unit gets a rank, get it back to ur main and protect it. it must be alive at the end of the match.

[@dennydeyeeto]

what are the chanches a broodlord becomes a ravager in cheesiest man alive

[@kain1851]

would you recreate the legacy of the void trailer to beat a gm with stupid stuff? xD

[@profesorja3581]

gg

[@justanotherspectator9]

@Hamster, plz urban dictionary "glizzy", for Harstem.

[@user-py9cy1sy9u]

Idea for beating grandmasters with stupid stuff. As a protos against zerg make a "mistake" in the wall. Then prepare to hold zergling flood. If you trade decently you should get ahead of the zerg.

[@houtamelocoding]

florencio sort of does this all the time, but then he just builds an extra layer of cannons on the 1st base ramp

[@deathcraft2299]

engagement

[@charon7320]

do you believeeee in lurkers after patcchhhhhh - cher as an overlord

[@4IRIKYAU]

protozzavr from russian means like if it was protobeast in english;)

[@dmitry5319]

the chances that instead of gg one says "what are the chances" are 1/281

[@themargrave]

1/280 was only one game away from being 2/281. That would have been incredible. No one has ever been named 2/281. I'm less than one percent certain of it.

[@f1shze4lot]

Dude was lactose intolerant

[@AntiDoctor-cx2jd]

no lactose in cheese.

[@catbertsis]

there is 100% sure lactose in cheese

[@AntiDoctor-cx2jd]

@@catbertsis lactose is a sugar. Look at the package, zero grams sugar. Some fake cheese like Velveeta probably has some

[@Neoplasie1900]

@@catbertsis Depends on the cheese. The microorganisms that turn milk into cheese 'eat' the lactose in the process, so the longer the cheese needs to be fermented, the less lactose there is left in it. Thank for listening to my "uhm actually" TED talk.

[@marcel1211]

How can you play this game for so long without even noticing units get ranks for kills? :D

[@sakesaurus]

this man doesn't even realize that units have voice lines

[@Macantor13]

I'm pretty sure he knew they get ranks, he just has no idea what the ranks actually are

[@davidpham6221]

I’ve played glitzy bomber too lmao I beat him

[@odnamsrazor2364]

@3:25 "Oh, this guy's ( Terran ) so afraid. Oh, he's ( Terran ) pooping his pants right now. This Zerg ( Harstem ) is pooping his pants, oh, oh, oh, oh." . Terran pants pooping. Harstem pants pooping. Biden pants pooping. . ERRYBODY pants pooping.

[@fernandoxavier3089]

"Who plays like this?" Loses to the strongest build in ZvT: hellbat/cyclone rush. Harstem can't admit that terran is imba just because he is part of the balance council.

[@mothrahlurker788]

I hope you're joking. That is not a good build.

[@fernandoxavier3089]

@@mothrahlurker788 So he lost to a bad build? What?

[@Big-E-TheBouncer]

When I see someone use barcode name, I lose respect for them.

[@candyboober]

protozavr is a russian nazi or just mentally ill person since the guy wrote ZZ. and zavr means a poken, bulbasaur.

[@candyboober]

btw what are the chances?

[@user-ne1nw6hw2q]

хрюкни

[@shishalavisha5822]

Well first?

[@shishalavisha5822]

i mean who cares im sorry🤣

[@torenanderson7413]

@@shishalavisha5822 I care

[@fernandoxavier3089]

I see you as the last here.