This TikTok Chef Must Be Stopped

Flomocrafts, the craziest chef I have ever seen on my time on the internet. Today, we are going to be watching a few of these cooking TikToks, and regretting every minute of it. Buckle up.
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[@shockleaf1115]

"When I make burgers like this, there are no leftovers!" Yeah, because everyone threw them in the garbage.

[@jake52367]

Underrated

[@handler0075]

@@jake52367 too early to say that

[@nev4843]

I rather eat it than die of starving

[@Waterdripping]

@@nev4843 same i dont want to die

[@ItsCharmanChar]

@@nev4843 maybe I’ll take off the patty and just eat the bread..

[@user-kk3cq6hl5r]

“Now all you have to do is enjoy it!” That seems like the hardest step

[@otakumangastudios3617]

It honestly feels like a demand like it’s a threat or something

[@peachesmartinz4665]

😂😂

[@user-rk3kr2lh5r]

Your profile is my favorite color

[@NotRed_23]

@@user-rk3kr2lh5r ROMANIA

[@ActuallyHoudini]

@@NotRed_23 the pansexual flag

[@LynMa80]

"write in the comment where you're from!" - from the toilets, puking from watching this recipe.

[@brendon24.48]

I won't tell you where I'm from but I'll tell you where I am. I'm in a hospital with a surgeon cutting out my retinas just from watching this recipe

[@rohlerofevryting]

Not where I'm from, where I am: On the floor. Shaking and crying.

[@pbnjgamin1087]

-in the hospital, trying to recover from a cardiac arrest.

[@VSSnackhouse]

in a graveyard

[@ramih2314]

I love how she's confident that people are going to love these recipes 😂

[@cairomiravity]

No one was confident that someone would eat a parasite but here we are 😅

[@joannpelas5101]

If repeated enough it becomes true....I guess? ( or at the very least she'll believe it)

[@Oiami-.-]

Best way to enrage people and gain engagement from rage comments.

[@hspols]

Fact

[@acerose6068]

TikTok chefs are terrifying, how are they still alive.

[@MeMyselfI__]

They’ll die once TikTok does

[@gabrielsierra9164]

Ikr, how are these recipes even legal!?

[@kovy689]

Because they don’t act that way in real life. They put on a pretend staged show for profits. Total fakes.

[@bluebeka2458]

I mean, if it was an option, to take this or the daily stress. I would glady take this instead of the everyday stress, thank you.

[@Gamez5475]

@@bluebeka2458 u sure

[@PrincessZephyrina]

Those “burgers” are going to be completely raw in the middle. So congrats. You’re not just making gross food, you’re going to give everyone e-coli, too.

[@p.andytheface.475]

If Anything, the e-coli is an act of mercy, since no one should live to remember eating this.

[@PrincessZephyrina]

@@p.andytheface.475 😂 😂 😂 You’re not wrong

[@toolbaggers]

@Aveera Whitestone It's kinda similar to biscuits and gravy all in one clean patty.

[@rezterralico4369]

@@toolbaggers Looks kinda like pork gravy. I was scared by seeing pork gravy in Montana as a kid. That white gravy just dosen't look right. Would be willing to try now a days.

[@YouKnowMeDuh]

Oh wow, didn't exec consider that part. Kinda trying not to throw up while watching, yknow?

[@mimimi4589]

in the balkans we have a lot of dishes like the first one she made, and they are usually with no meat in them at all, we still call them burgers/meatballs because they are in a similar shape and there isnt an existing word for "no meat burger" (at least in Bulgarian) but i can say most of the dishes are actually delicious and what she made isnt actually too bad In Bulgaria we have potato burgers, spinach burgers and they are all delicious.

[@ASharkNamedWaffle]

I kind of want to try that first recipie.

[@mimimi4589]

@@ASharkNamedWaffle you should to be honest

[@danielleS257]

Maybe try “meatless”. That’s what we call plant based burgers in the U.S. what she made minus the meat is called pancakes. I know vegetarian in Bulgarian is vegetarianec.

[@N0_191_]

How exactly are noodles cooked let alone burger meat cooked fully? I am curious. I took Food Safe. E coli is a definite. You can not tell me you do this. No way. Not like her version luv.😅🤦🏻‍♀️🇨🇦

[@phil245]

Agreed. And I’ve never tried it, but the Czechs have a dish that is beef with cream and jam. Apparently it’s pretty good

[@DoomLatveria]

As a chef, i promise you the culinary world disowns them.

[@nunnuibrahim2385]

The word culinary shouldn't be used in a video that shows this stuff, these objects are for assassination, not for consumption.

[@kittyslove5954]

As a wise person once said, “everything is edible, sometimes only once.”

[@sumranms]

"Everything is edible at least once" :)

[@kittyslove5954]

@@sumranms same thing- close enough .w.

[@ShardosandLucy]

Love that

[@goreilla4717]

Like her cooking

[@liong_X]

Man that radium was edible and im still aliebaksyevskzgen+#7¶£=

[@TheLepke2011]

I love how she took a hamburger, literally one of the easiest things to make, added 20 extra steps and 15 extra utensils to clean, and called it simple.

[@sm2322]

And it still managed to probably taste terrible 🤣

[@Gunzee]

It's a troll account, all the recipes are fucked up in some way. That heavy cream is either rancid or yoghurt. The music & strange voice. They know what they're doing.

[@dra6o0n]

@@Gunzee They are trying to get people killed, since the fentanyl drug ring isn't killing Americans off as fast as they would like. Accidental or intentional strain on our healthcare system from thousands of idiots bottlenecking our hospitals due to food poisoning is a pretty evil strategy.

[@lisae6725]

And the cream was full of chunks! 🤮

[@TheLepke2011]

@John Doe I would classify this as a new reason to go to the ER.

[@AND-od5jt]

1:09 I agree there: "No leftovers." -- since that would imply someone ate at least a little bit (instead of throwing them straight into the bin and going out for a meal...) On a happier note: She's no longer on TikTok -- so the critics "won"

[@joannpelas5101]

You mean I missed all the yummy delicious fun? Good.

[@Middle-aged-men-are-my-bbgs]

This “food” would kill a victorian child

[@i.minpayne2561]

dude. this "food" would kill basically *ANY* child, making them victorian is excessive

[@StolenNikotine]

Her “food” is the real cause for the bubonic plague

[@Tablecuppz]

​@@i.minpayne2561 it will kill an adult emotionally too

[@ravenqueenhk]

the "burger patties" are literally just deep-fried meat cakes.

[@zking2929]

Meat cakes is a funny term lol

[@siahyz6477]

It looks like a mix between mashed potatoes and semen

[@JaneDoe-cv5th]

@@zking2929 "meat cake" is actually a thing and one of Norway's national dishes (they are actually called "kjøttkaker" and that translate into "meat cakes"). However this is not how you make them, nor what they look like.

[@lolmanbomber2904]

@Jane doe Strangely here in iraq we have them as well and like you mentioned thats not how they're made

[@justsomeplantcells-]

Its just a Great Depression burger pattie

[@a_true_generic_gamer1104]

"If you're still watching, you're loving the recipe!" Actually no. Let me explain this. It's like watching a train wreck. It's absolutely mortifying, but you just can't look away. Edit: I absolutely love the way the comments under mine have begun to evolve. Truly a work of beautiful people.

[@rad1o-static]

i think you mean horrifying lol

[@Hyp3rion]

@@rad1o-static I think you mean electrifying lol

[@neutralball1099]

@@Hyp3rion I think you mean, “I wish I’m flying while I’m crying as I’m dying.”.

[@phoebusapollo8365]

@@neutralball1099 I think you mean “I’m cleaning the gleaning of the screaming”

[@neutralball1099]

@@phoebusapollo8365 No, wait, I think I meant, “End me like a bee on its knee”.

[@gamerguy6942]

“When I make burgers like these, there are no leftovers!” Because they get thrown out immediately.

[@thebearded4427]

Ah yes, TikTok cooking, also known as "food poisoning" and "The colonoscopy highway" and "The abdominal doctors cash cow"

[@v4sv4sss]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@deadlybeautiful1]

At least cooking with Kay is occasionally capable of making something decent. But... Freaking heavy cream in burgers?! I thought I messed up when I just put too much ceyenne pepper in mine but....

[@meh8396]

Milk in burgers is fine because if ya want softer burgers ya can put some bread and soak it in milk, press out the excess milk and mix it into the meat, we mainly do it for meatballs. But CREAM? Really? Especially the amount they used in the video is eugh

[@nehcrow]

Kay has never made anything decent though

[@Projacked1]

Decent......hahaha

[@kingshark-ff4xz]

Cooking with Kay is endearing in a way. It has a charm to it that everyone knows and loves. This lady has none of that. She's like a robot.

[@jaysenvoss4065]

Haha yeah, you just made it spicy. This is NEXT LEVEL WRONG. On par with five minute crafts.

[@NuevaDelJapon]

Wasting large amounts of food should be considered as a crime

[@yungkenwud6397]

"but they can afford it so they should be able to do what they want with it!" - smooth brain logic

[@_Mushroom_boy_]

I was thinking the same exactly 3 seconds

[@Summer_ant]

Where would you buy your food then? Ever seen ho much food gets trashed in a store?

[@mileskrauss7124]

Make it a war crime

[@grimmgamingwithdistantvill167]

You haven’t seen mommyofthebeezzzzzzzz yet that account is sin pure sin

[@4thDeadlySin]

7:45 It is at this point that AugustTheDuck's rage was so high they lost the ability to respond to this repeatedly stated lie.

[@robertpond249]

there is one thing kinda like the "omelet" that i do enjoy, it's just an egg with mashed banana in it. but i enjoy sweets and it just brings out the sweetness of the banana.

[@Charleybear70]

I sometimes eat my banana wrap that’s toasted and some fried eggs idky it’s so good but it is

[@SherrySchake]

Cream burgers were an actual recipe to stretch out meat during hard times. There's a lovely KZbinr, emmymade, who takes these "attention grabbing" tiktok recipes and actually educates people on how to make them properly and safe. Though, times aren't hard enough for me to ever eat a Cream burger.. She even has a homemade and safe recipe for the infamous "Pink Sauce" as well. She's awesome!

[@diamondsngunns88]

Love emmymade! ❤️❤️❤️

[@yuta7359]

Yesss emmymadeinjapan she's a queeeeen💜👑👸🏻

[@usagiigirl8627]

Commenting to boost this because it’s true, people there in that video explained they are more like Pattie’s to serve on the side of breakfast in European countries.

[@ComaLies225]

I literally thought of Emmymade trying this and glad to know she did it. I’m gonna check it out

[@mr.thomas6348]

Okay, at least it's real. I'd cook it in an oven and check the internal temperature. Like, bare minimum, check the internal temp.

[@Ukiby3000]

I love how she says "This only takes two ingredients!" and then just out of the blue introduces cinnamon and coconut to the recipe like EXCUSE ME?

[@fugazicoverband]

it said "a few ingredients"

[@stormhunter2627]

@@fugazicoverband to be fair, she says at the beginning “prepare your breakfast with just two eggs and one apple!”, although she does later say just a few ingredients. so, you’re both right

[@wolfangwarriorjr7246]

Honestly the recipe that would not be terribly

[@sacareapyro6326]

yea put her on top chef id love to see that

[@sacareapyro6326]

​@Storm Hunter to be fair she can't cook for sht lets be honest

[@Dexter-mi2wf]

When I saw how chunky that heavy cream was I had to look away to prevent my skeleton from writhing out of its meat suit like a parasitic worm eating and tearing its way through a unsuspecting bird that ate an dead rat

[@Frenzywouldwin]

Anyways here’s a recipe for French toast 1-3 eggs -bowl -slice of bread -cinnamon Put the eggs into a bowl and mix add the cinnamon and mix again after that get your slice of. bread and dip it into the bowl both sides and the. Put it into a pan NORMAL PAN and make sure it’s on low then cook for maybe 1-3 minutes so it’s soft

[@Barakon]

The apple coconut thing could have been saved if IT was the one to receive the heavy cream, milk, flour, and baking soda so that it could be a pancake recipe instead.

[@ravendevino6419]

New theory, all of these recipes were included in one Google document, and the first and last ones got some ingredients swapped.

[@minybussine5055]

There is something similar to that, but instead of apple it's banana. They're known as banana pancakes. (haven't tasted them just know of them)

[@Barakon]

@@minybussine5055 yum

[@ravendevino6419]

@@minybussine5055 I've made banana pancakes. Part of the reason it works is because banana is a low moisture, high starch fruit, whereas apples are the exact opposite

[@minybussine5055]

@@ravendevino6419 no wonder it looked flatter, thanks for the input :)

[@LoafOfOranges]

fun fact: That spaghetti would have been al dente inside the beef, because like, zero steam actually reached it. it actively makes a bad dish worse, unsurprisingly

[@DreamingBlindly]

Nothing feels more upsetting as when you start chewing your noodles and experience different levels of softness to only get a crunch at the end...

[@KNR90]

A little pre cooking of the pasta would have maybe made this good. Cooking all the flavors together sounds good but it's going to be so inconsistently cooked the texture would be impossible to handle

[@aserussx479]

Italian Fact: Al dente? they are probably going to be raw in the middle, you can see that beacause when she lift it they stayed in a stiffy position.

[@ElysetheEevee]

I actually prefer al dente pasta haha. The vast majority of people tend to overcooked pasta so I've learned to love al dente in comparison.

[@tdoqq]

The show Always Sunny in Philadelphia literally used "milk steak" as a gross-out joke haha

[@Ludzig]

It wasn't a gross out joke, it was a joke about Charlie being bizarre

[@alexisdominey6487]

There are no leftovers because when you aren't looking they get tossed in the trash.

[@zaodedong9935]

I've never heard a person say, "Man what a creamy hamburger".

[@ThePapaja1996]

wallenbergeare exist.

[@NovikNikolovic]

Well... That happens when they eat my uncle's burgers 🤫😳

[@mdraj5655]

@@NovikNikolovic are you high?

[@Adderall019]

@@mdraj5655 he is

[@Y0Leeroy2]

me man wich

[@elitegunslinger]

The only solution: August must replicate and try these recipes live.

[@egon2499]

Nah. Commenting over stuff is way easier to make for him. Even though him testing stuff would be more entertaining than to listen to his monotone voice and watching the clips.

[@stormgirl604]

Word

[@PrazLeo]

@@egon2499 are you hating? Commentary youtubers exist, and they thrive. He’s thriving because he knows his facts, and has the proper suiting for this type of video. Most people can’t master it, surprisingly.

[@imadoge5036]

The first one look terrible. The second one just looked stupid, but not necessarily bad. The last one did look interesting though. When I was small I used to eat banana combined with boiled egg whites and some yoghurt or something simillar that I forgot. The last one is questionable since it looked like a weird pancake

[@egon2499]

@@PrazLeo If you like it then go for it. Doesn't change the fact that to me he basically does a "reaction" with an avatar and cutts between him basically saying: "Yeah that's stupid and you know why." and the "stupid" videoclips. Experimenting like Danny (I can send you the Link if you want) did or at least showing other videos on how the DIY hacks could look in reality, would add more entertainment or passion to his content.

[@Phoenixpapagei]

I once made something similar to the third one. I was on a diet and wanted to make banana-oatmeal pancakes. However, I lacked the banana and used an apple instead. Obviously I used a food processor, and some splenda. It did not taste that bad! Although it is not for everyone.

[@GenZMother]

In Australia, we combine mince, onions, an egg, breadcrumbs and bbq sauce, roll into balls and we call them rissoles LOL I don’t know any Aussies who slap balls of mince on a pan and call it a burger.

[@Charleybear70]

Omg I forgot about them I haven’t had them in ages

[@redsable6119]

There is a big difference between loving a recipe and being mesmerized by a train wreck.

[@RaoulDukeSr]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@bobsterclause342]

90 percent sure you will get violated by a khornat daemon and become a bloodletter and start klling people

[@FiksIIanzO]

That was very well put together, I applaud your eloquence

[@mystic37]

Right! like no at this point, I am watching out of morbid curiosity.

[@numetalklass]

LMAO

[@stevenmartin333]

Anyone else notice the uncooked noodles when she picked up the noodle beef thing? Some of the noodles flopped over but not all of them, there was still about 5 noodles standing upright still. On top of everything some poor human has to bite into into a soggy crunchy beef noodle thing

[@carrotdoggo4670]

I think it might actually be decent if cooked properly

[@b0y_boy]

I fear the part that's covered w meat is still uncooked

[@Splitsoulz2548]

When I saw this I literally almost started crying

[@Splitsoulz2548]

In the words of uncle roger “You hear sizzling, I hear my ancestors crying”

[@debbiethomas2622]

Yes, you have the barely limp pasta (no this isn't "el dente) sticking out of this huge meatball but the ones going thru it is completely raw! There was no "liquid" to cook it!

[@Littlegreenwitchcandles]

There are no leftovers because everyone throws up in the hospital toilet

[@OwOUwUOnO]

Legend has it, for every time she says "I love Apples" she awakens another top secret Sleeper Agent.

[@madladlabs]

While this is not a burger, I would put this in the meatball adjacent category. A meatball is typically meat, egg, starchy food (like bread or rice), and some aromatics. This recipe is somewhat similar to a bread-based meatball since it's made with flour, but the ratio of meat to non-meat ingredients is off and they haven't included any aromatics.

[@erikstolzenberger1517]

I'd say the same...in germany "Frikadellen" are made of ground beef, breading, eggs and spices, yet this abomination...I wouldn't feed starving people with it^^

[@FINDROBLOX]

Nooooo

[@jessehinman8340]

milky meatloaf 🤢

[@CartoonWeasel]

She made burger meat soup and then turned it into a sticky substance. The only category it belongs in is 1) the garbage 2) disgustingly traumatising

[@shadowik2010]

mhm, she definitely over did it with all ingredients other than meat xD

[@captaingomez849]

3:44 “Now all you have to do is enjoy it” now that is the hardest step yet.

[@KMdonatestuntguy]

2:23 The baking powder lit me on fire IT TRIGGERED ME SO MUCH BAKING POWDER IS FOR BAKING NOT COOKING NOW IT’S GOING TO TASTE LIKE ALUMINUM FOIL TIKTOK DOESN’T EVEN HAVE COMMON SENSE

[@Sickzero]

I watch this when I wake up hungry in the middle of the night. No more midnight snacks!

[@KennethSiewersMller]

The first "recipe" is similar to how we make meatballs in Denmark. Okay, we use pork and no baking powder or heavy cream, but there are similarities. We also use flour and eggs. It's not this sloppy gooey mess as demonstrated here, but I can see where the inspiration might come from 🙂

[@mommy2libras]

I seriously doubt that. Just because you use some of the same ingredients doesn't make it "similar". I the US we use ground beef, milk, egg and breadcrumbs but nothing about this is similar to what we make. She uses half the amount of meat, twice the amount of milk, plus another cup of cream, nowhere near enough to absorb it (we use breadcrumbs, she uses flour to absorb that much liquid shed have to add so much more flour it would just be like glue). No, not similar.

[@Adotworm]

I was thinking about that while watching lol

[@Skenderbeuismyhero]

We Americans are apparently easily disgusted and confused by anything we haven't seen before, judging by this video and the comments.

[@lilscooty4429]

@@mommy2libras do u know what similar means? lmao

[@toolbaggers]

It's kinda similar to biscuits and gravy all in one clean patty.

[@kamiraofthewoods]

This man has to suffer and actually watch these videos to make a video for us. Major respect for August.

[@Skehtche]

Fax

[@arlancastro6306]

facts.

[@MrWhiteEyed]

You forgot that he has to edit this and therefore watch these videos multiple times on repeat

[@kamiraofthewoods]

Yes.

[@amrithamoily3433]

@@MrWhiteEyed duck

[@loli1984]

"Share with friends", no thanks, I prefer my friends to be alive 🤣

[@BlissHarmonyy]

Lmfao “Kay I think you have a lawsuit on your hands” 😂😂😂

[@patacato]

The first recipe is actually very much alike to what we used to have in Soviet Union. But instead of flour it was just bread. An egg was mixed in, some milk, some onions added for juice. Meat wasn't always available in large quantities so this recipe is good for making the most out of what you have, you can make a lot of patties for your whole family for a couple days. And it turns out quite tasty tbh. When I was a kid in 00s this recipe was still used to make school lunches (and it had much more bread) and though it was dry and not nearly meaty enough, it was still okay

[@ExaltedDuck]

Watching it, I don't think it necessarily looks like it would be bad. But to say it's the best "hamburger" ever, it's not a hamburger. Hamburger patties are usually just ground beef in a flat patty, and then served on a bread roll or bun. This seems like maybe a beef fritter or some kind of dumpling. Probably tastes fine. At least, if that lumpy cream is only sour and not putrefied...

[@nicole-uo9cd]

What you just described is what I remember my mother serving for dinner a lot when i was a kid. In the USA it is called "meatloaf"...

[@prblm.7790]

Yeah, in Poland we have something similiar, although we use bread, less milk, and we traditionally eat it with potatoes. It's okay, but in no way its hamburger patty

[@TheWolfsnack]

As a kid in the 50's I recall my WW2 era parents tearng bread up and mixing it into the ground beef.....they also would add water to pork & beans, and my dad would cook bacon, then fry the eggs in the bacon grease, then fry green tomatos in the bacon grease...ad then fry bread in what was left of the bacon grease....old hard times cooking I guess.

[@IloveJellow]

basically a meat loaf cooked poorly that shizz needs baked not fried that meat not even close to being cooked in their.

[@ccb6013]

That "if you're still watching, then you're loving this recipe" line she keeps saying would drive me crazy two videos in.

[@user-qr1el1or7v]

no left overs because when they are done they are gone so "No leftovers."😂

[@GenghisClaus]

That voiceover has to be a pretty sophisticated AI program. No human actually speaks like this.

[@Nora-id5hu]

Now I’m questioning troom troom 🤨

[@iim4xii129]

Yeah, no shit

[@paulinemegson8519]

Of it is. The inflection is all wrong for a human

[@skyguyflyinghigh]

there's a shit ton of late night infomercials and shitty corporate videos that sound just like this that were made before AI... with that said it is definitely fake though, those hands are male and its obvious shock content bait.

[@skylarc6063]

If you look at the device they're using, its all asian writing. Just mass produce chinese trash.

[@avelociraptorwithacomputer1402]

For the first recipe, I feel like she heard the term “beefcake” and decided to take it literally.

[@KNR90]

This is exactly what I thought. Beefcake was never meant to be literal

[@magi__akakihyossideboo7231]

@@KNR90 same

[@The_Black_Cat_4]

Cooking these will give you an existential crisis.

[@coxinhawithnescau]

the last recipe is not that weird, but I've never seen it done like that with an apple, I usually make it with bananas (1 banana + 1 egg + 1 or 2 tbsp of cocoa or protein powder)

[@dmacdead]

The first recipe is actually an "interesting" take on a hard times meal. It is meant to stretch your budget to last longer and feed more people while using less meat and more flour or grains in a meatball/meatloaf type of take. :) The more you know.

[@ily.madison]

agreed :)

[@MagMaybe]

Some Slavic meat patty recipies add eggs, sour cream breadcrumbs and onions to their ground meat. I have made "kotleti" for my husband many times and he loves them. As a kid my grandmother would soak lot of bread in a milk and then grind it up with beef and onions in a meatgrinder to make this type of mixed mince and used it to make patties. They were to die for! This " burger is pure beef" is purely American point of view, but I am sure these patties can be used as a side dish with rice or potato as well.

[@MrsWheezer]

@@MagMaybe I was thinking sour cream would make more sense… Of course, I don’t really know how I wound up here at all. 😂

[@trevor_corey8037]

@@MagMaybe it’s not just an American sentiment. It’s the most unkosher meal I have ever seen. literally “cooking meat in its own milk’ It was strange, very unappetizing the way she did it. Onion and breadcrumbs might have saved it, she has no skill is the problem

[@Katya_Lastochka]

@@MagMaybe Thats why theyre not burgers, theyre cutlets, though Im sure thats a bad transliteration.

[@mochi7452]

The Milk burgers are actually a vintage recipe to help get many portions of beef. It was mainly used in the great depression and world War 1 and 2. It's supposedly taste more like a meatloaf or a meatball than a burger but it gets many portions for a small bit of beef :)

[@tiredman99]

That makes sense actually but I'm surprised that they didn't include water somewhere as that would make it even cheaper.

[@blanchekonieczka9935]

However she did it wrong. Poor woman can't cook.

[@joshbrice5091]

Thank you. I've been trying to make it through work hungry. My appetite ran screaming and should no longer bother me before I get home.

[@brianhunt8273]

The milk/hamburger thing is an actual depression era recipe to make your meat go farther.

[@Nazanir]

"Wrap the beef around the spaghetti." *Cries in Italian*

[@TheBeverly7]

Hilarious

[@SamanthaSmith-mw7hi]

I share your pain! Everytime I see spaghetti defaced that bad I cringe lol

[@megaeevee]

wait a second... beef wrapped around spaghetti... GHETTI SPAGHETTI?

[@jamescheddar4896]

😭🤌🤌

[@zlonewolf]

@james cheddar Tik tok influencer: "look at this italian recipe" Italians: mama mia!?

[@cc3374K]

4:32 Italians look away

[@The_Black_Cat_4]

Cooking these will send you into your villain arc.

[@ScyVision]

She: "And if you are still watching the video you are loving our recipe" Me: looking at my monitor in a state of shock

[@axuwu6939]

Honestly I’m tempted to make those accursed sins of burgers at home just to see what it’ll be like, but that’s deeply disrespectful to the poor cow and its ghost will haunt me for the rest of my life

[@sweetfreeze5528]

🐮👻💀

[@skeletonking2501]

Do it for scienc

[@NicKy-eh8uv]

I did. For science. And for my mother in law. I know now how to keep her away from my house. 👍🏼

[@lucassolomon1079]

Bake it instead of frying it.

[@erickchristensen746]

@@lucassolomon1079 That changes NOTHING

[@joschtuegs2562]

So, cooking pasta in a pan (kind of like risotto) is definitely a thing. HOWEVER, you add hot water incrementally until it’s cooked to your liking and make sure the pasta is evenly covered. This ensures that you keep all the starch from the pasta, great for creamy sauces that need the starch for emulsification

[@gailpippin9761]

I'm guessing the pasta inside the meat hasn't cooked properly.

[@lukasto2121]

Your delivery of 1 toaster and 1 bathtub arrives tomorrow, nice

[@tyronarmstrong6883]

When I make burgers like this, there are no survivors.

[@40KoopasWereHere]

"And if you're still watching this video, then you're loving our recipe!" Yes. Much like I can't look away from a train wreck.

[@AnhNguyen-bp5lc]

That line is very familiar

[@blacky_Ninja]

If you‘re still watching the train wreck, then you‘re loving the catastrophe. 😄

[@SutekhTheDestroyer]

6:31 Possibly my favourite August moment to date.

[@EthieUK]

I just got an ad about causes of diarrhoea and I think I already know what the causes are thanks to this video

[@blackdragon29]

stuff like that is like a car crach you dont wanna watch nor look away

[@crimsonninja5090]

Man. I love these recipes. They are simple to follow with nice audio and background music. Whenever I get hungry, I plan on watching these videos so that I don't feel the need to eat anymore. And that would save a lot of time and effort especially late at night. Thanks Flomo.

[@nunnuibrahim2385]

I'm not kidding, wallahi my stomach feels weird after watching this. Idk why I replied here. But I just did.

[@MrAwellema]

Please tell me your lying.

[@crimsonninja5090]

@@MrAwellema I am not. Why?

[@crimsonninja5090]

@GLEOMMY Maybe. But did you read my comment?

[@crimsonninja5090]

@GLEOMMY I said I want to watch the videos whenever I'm hungry so that I don't have to eat anymore. I'm hinting at how atrocious it is that you'd lose your appetite even if you're hungry.

[@ilovemonkeyos]

The TikTok chef must be stopped, but August’s content must not.

[@lia-wk8uf]

I agree

[@meh8396]

I wanted to start a TikTok channel to promote healthy cooking with simple recipes, Im doing a cooking course which has taught me a lot and I love cooking. My parents are a bit over weight and Mum has dietary needs for having lupus, she has a hard time finding recipes that are quick and easy so Id thought it would be a good way to help other people who may struggle like her. Though seeing this stuff, I dont feel that comfortable uploading a single video

[@y2kwo1]

ofc

[@SenseWhenWereHandlesAThing]

@@meh8396 ok

[@monkeyg2420]

This aged like milk

[@Raven-ep6pq]

That looks more like a liquid burger with heart attack with the heavy cream.

[@byboble1]

4:48 you just passed off every italian in the world😂

[@danieliusjuska7559]

6:24 yeah every one have time to grate an apple when 6 minutes are left till school

[@bobthebuilder7059]

2:50 thats a beefcake gone wrong

[@Vlaud]

cooking noodles like that inside of meat instills an Italian rage in me that i cannot fathom....

[@yaeldragwyla8170]

No, I'm watching this video to make bets on how long it will take me to ralph up my last three meals, watching this culinary horror take place.

[@johannasweet1120]

“You’re loving this recipe!” Actually, her first mistake was not only saying that 5 seconds into the recipe, but also either assuming how we felt or straight up telling us how to feel about her cooking

[@pitasutton7]

LIKE MY RECIPe NOW

[@Arturitu12]

6:38 I love this "No, that's not what happens" *voice of pain of watching this again*

[@sailorcinna]

Am I delusional for thinking that last one looked like a pancake

[@BAC1-11]

I know people try new things with cooking but this person took it to a whole new level 💀

[@sushi8443]

My respect for Thanos grows every day.

[@jonathanmaurizzio3473]

Same

[@SenseWhenWereHandlesAThing]

I can look on any video and see this same comment 20 times

[@decKyo]

My respect for light yagami and Eren Yeager grows everyday

[@nmoon4237]

I wish thanos clapped

[@heathercarlson5554]

this comment is gonna get 1k likes in a hour lol

[@BlazeBaby]

The firsts one is a nickel burger, it’s how they were made during the depression. So this recipe has been around for a couple decades.

[@abjectlyterrible]

Well this modern version sure is giving me depression

[@donaldmclaughlin1832]

So 20 years? Gotcha 🤣

[@sacareapyro6326]

and nobody does it because it's not good you don't dump heavy cream on a burger that's retarded

[@elisadjones]

quite a few decades

[@etuanno]

In middle-/eastern Europe a similar recepie is used. But with way less milk, breadcrumbs instead of flour and chopped onions in the mix. It's really tasty and can be used as a side dish in various meals.

[@Jaithesaintt]

5:59 the inner pasta was still hard 😂

[@idosenn4404]

It's like that one SpongeBob episode where the Krabby patties are gray and lifeless

[@NicKy-eh8uv]

So actually it's a pretty good way to keep your mother in law away from your house. Cooked those "burgers" for mine. Haven't seen her since then. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@NoCtUrNaLJonez]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ActuallyDeath]

*Glad to have been of help!*

[@elbananitolokito]

Because she is dead Her body is as hard as a tree now

[@maximumwill9208]

Have you checked your local morgue ?

[@Em-wk5ns]

You gotta chill 🤣🤣🤣

[@supercalifragilisticex]

0:01 It's because someone threw it away before it can grow legs.

[@Artistsunderground]

This reminds me of that friends episode where Rachel gets the pages of the cook book stuck and made half meatloaf and half trifle

[@bitterale72]

It's burger and buns all in one? Meat balls on spaghetti sticks?? Mix my eggs energetically??? Genius🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cadetrenew]

The third recipe reminds me of a recipe some health organization that came to our school in HS taught us. I remember it being bananas mashed up with some other ingredients to make a healthy "pancake". I remember the women was like " isnt this SOOO good?" and while we weren't totally bashing them (any excuse to not have normal class AND get something to eat was a good day, plus they weren't totally horrible), we were all pretty much just sad they weren't normal pancakes. So yeah, they probably aren't horrible but if you have already decided you want pancakes for breakfast, these are not going to replace them 😆

[@peachykellz]

I used mashed bananas to make healthy pancakes! They taste like banana bread!!

[@favoritemustard3542]

So just add them to the pancake batter? That sounds so good! 🍌👄🍌

[@Brickswithlogan]

7:50 im not going to love apple after this mess

[@Maximus5641]

bros bout to switch to andriod

[@Brickswithlogan]

@@Maximus5641i meant the fruit 🍎

[@jamesfitzpatrick-ellis8846]

I had to get a cross to Watch this without a daemon crawling through my screen

[@ImortalPvP]

I was typing out “this is just a cake with ground beef in it” and was about to post right as you said it

[@timothyp.1392]

7:16 I legitimately laughed out loud

[@frogguchan]

My Italian heart stopped at the spaghetti bull balls looking thing

[@andreafire27]

I can feel you 😥

[@zaodedong9935]

For real, and I actually had someone tell me, "That's how it's made". Oh you sweet Summer child, no that is not how it is made.

[@apollorusso3168]

I know, I had to tell my boyfriend these aren’t how it’s made it was heartbreaking lol

[@frogguchan]

@today was a good day kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3aQqad5e5iHb5Y Finally it's here

[@frogguchan]

@@zaodedong9935 I will cry now

[@user-gf9yl4br4n]

"When I make burgers like this, there are no leftovers" the way she said that. Did we just enter troom troom

[@ZombifiedCleo]

the dish at 2:53 could be simplified into spaghetti and meatballs and the thing at 6:13 could be transformed into fried eggs w/ apple slices or a pancake w/ a dash of shredded coconut if you still wanna have that coconut flavor

[@Something.amiss5401]

Damn, Gordon Ramsay would be busting his balls when he sees this atrocious so-called "food".

[@CapucineNighly]

Tiktok and cooking should not be in the same sentence. Because people on TikTok can't even cook anything without velveeta cheese, a copious amount of cheese and hot dogs.

[@arct1x_]

and raw pasta..

[@GISLJJ]

Thats partially true, but i find some good recipes

[@CJ-wh7ik]

I want to try velveeta cheese so badly because of those vids lol

[@Sylvershade]

Not sure why period say that. These stupid TikTok channels are keeping Chinese intelligence from gathering any real data!

[@maximumwill9208]

@@GISLJJ probably cut down and edited videos from actual cooking accounts on different sites like Instagram or KZbin

[@robgaglioti]

I remember this recipe in an old cookbook that my great grandmother had, depression era.

[@Your-avarage-pasta-enjoyer]

Ahh yes I love getting every known disease from a burger

[@Kammi38]

5:13 THATS NOT GOLDEN BROWN THATS GRAY 💀