This TikToker Believes She is Telekinetic

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AugustTheDuck

AugustTheDuck

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@Hill14575
@Hill14575 2 жыл бұрын
If she actually had telekinesis powers, surface shouldn't matter. Even if the object is flat you should still be able to move it if you had "telekinesis powers"
@orneryday1831
@orneryday1831 2 жыл бұрын
he talked about that in the video
@BertsBalls
@BertsBalls 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but the density increases
@Vassi_Drakonov
@Vassi_Drakonov 2 жыл бұрын
In fact, telekinesis should even allow one to make an object float in the air. If she can do that, then I'll believe her.
@t.mendous7922
@t.mendous7922 2 жыл бұрын
@@Vassi_Drakonov Thats exactly what I was going to say!
@giangtrinh2234
@giangtrinh2234 2 жыл бұрын
The only object i can telekinesis is my right hand 💀.
@tobsw3802
@tobsw3802 Жыл бұрын
I like that her Telekinesis Tutorial just boils down to "Just use your telekinesis".
@CeezGeez
@CeezGeez Жыл бұрын
step 1: do it
@Spiralredd
@Spiralredd 11 ай бұрын
That's like saying I know the way you fly. go outside and flying
@bibigamer502
@bibigamer502 10 ай бұрын
@@CeezGeezstep 2: repeat step 1
@therealelement75
@therealelement75 10 ай бұрын
how to push a rock step 1: push a rock
@TheBritishQueen
@TheBritishQueen 9 ай бұрын
@@therealelement75 How to create world peace Step 1: create world peace.
@mishtrong
@mishtrong 2 жыл бұрын
"It's flat so it's heavier density." As a physicist, this sentence actually hurt me.
@Jermo7899
@Jermo7899 2 жыл бұрын
Same here and I’m not a physicist
@cartoonmaster2401
@cartoonmaster2401 2 жыл бұрын
Omg are you okay? Do you think you need to go to hospital?
@eggsbenedict7711
@eggsbenedict7711 2 жыл бұрын
You're a physicist? That's cool!
@Couskous
@Couskous 2 жыл бұрын
That part almost hurt my brain. Also I didn't know physicist was a word or a thing, so thank you for teaching me something new.
@Gnomig01
@Gnomig01 2 жыл бұрын
@@Couskous is this is a serious comment? lol
@Rhewin
@Rhewin 2 жыл бұрын
She has discovered the ideomotor reflex. Just by thinking about certain types of movement, the brain sends those signals. It's the same reason you can get a pendulum to swing just by thinking about it. In the case of the rock, it's balanced in such a way that very slight finger movements will make it fall over. Anyone can hold a rock like that and think "fall forward." As long as you're actually thinking about the meaning of the words, your fingers will very slowly move to make it happen. It's a fun party trick especially when you verbally guide someone else into making it happen, but definitely no kind of psychic energy needed.
@Nintendoes2
@Nintendoes2 8 ай бұрын
This makes complete sense to me now. I was wondering how she could keep convincing herself its mental power while completely disregarding the fact she knows she moves her hands. She seriously thinks shes moving this rock with her head to the point she is fooling herself. that's a special kind of trolling if I ever heard it. Fooling yourself. Yup ideo- seems right.
@MichaelDemitre
@MichaelDemitre 5 ай бұрын
REALLY? 😅🤣😂
@orlaani1451
@orlaani1451 2 жыл бұрын
I know that telekinesis doesn't exist, but whenever the remote is out of reach I always give it a try anyway.
@Robin-hoodie
@Robin-hoodie 2 жыл бұрын
Just in case you woke up in a different dimension? Me too buddy…
@phobia7786
@phobia7786 2 жыл бұрын
Always gotta check if you can use the force
@dandi-lion
@dandi-lion 2 жыл бұрын
All the time.
@decium1846
@decium1846 2 жыл бұрын
100% of the time.
@henrikaugustsson4041
@henrikaugustsson4041 2 жыл бұрын
@@phobia7786 me too.
@Kondziorek55
@Kondziorek55 2 жыл бұрын
6 y.o me in the shower when water drips from my fingers:
@SeventhSilhouette
@SeventhSilhouette 8 ай бұрын
if the fire nation could have been defeated by a little stream of water, i would have been better than the avatar.
@brodypurcell1687
@brodypurcell1687 5 ай бұрын
I literally showed my parents when I did that-
@SomestupidIdiotonyt
@SomestupidIdiotonyt 17 күн бұрын
Real
@agriffis7278
@agriffis7278 2 жыл бұрын
She says it through out the whole video, it falls over. No ability required. Just breathing can move it. If she had real abilities then surface tension would not matter. Put the crystal or object in a jar, seal the jar and then move it.
@Haleyrainart
@Haleyrainart 2 жыл бұрын
She the type to work around this argument by picking up the jar and holding it in one hand and doing her "magic" with the other, slowly tilting the jar til it's on the other side of the jar LMAO.
@hiddenguy67
@hiddenguy67 2 жыл бұрын
yep
@sylverscale
@sylverscale 2 жыл бұрын
Micro muscle movements could also do it. Much like you'd get a pendulum to swing. It's no superpower, that's for sure.
@GingerSnape46
@GingerSnape46 2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!
@JuMiKu
@JuMiKu 2 жыл бұрын
But then it wouldn't work and she wouldn't be special! 😢❄️🌟
@Artsy_3lla
@Artsy_3lla Жыл бұрын
As a teenager, it feels good to know that I have more common sense than the average adult TikTok viewer/creator
@DudditsJoeFinemusic
@DudditsJoeFinemusic Жыл бұрын
That Tiktok creator is NOT an adult! 🙂
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 Жыл бұрын
​@@DudditsJoeFinemusicwell, physically maybe but she's got the reasoning skills of a turnip.
@The_YellowGuy_
@The_YellowGuy_ Жыл бұрын
Same
@hexxin
@hexxin Жыл бұрын
Think about how dumb the average person can be. Now here is the sad part, about 1/3 of the population is dumber than that.
@RivBank-o3j
@RivBank-o3j Жыл бұрын
People don’t know science anymore and always biology and I find it sad how people think the earth is flat or pushing a religion for money or saying vaccines give you autism will hurt and you or kill you and the big bang is not in real or that we are apes and evolution is fake or The government is hiding Real scientific truth it’s really just sad stem education and Jobs are decreasing Stem education is lowering 12% every year it’s kind of scary people die because they pray instead of going to the hospital they prey instead of going to a psychiatric and their mental illness git’s even worse people got religion being taught in schools now in the USA Teachers do not want evolution being taught in schools🫤
@Ccfaith
@Ccfaith 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't lay it flat because it doesn't have room to move..." isn't that... the point of telekinesis? To move things regardless of how they're sitting originally because you just... can?
@YouveBeenMegged
@YouveBeenMegged Жыл бұрын
Exactly. Not to mention, she says that laying it flat will give it a “higher density”. Not only is that factually incorrect, the density shouldn’t matter if you actually have telekinesis. If anything, the weight or mass would be what matters.
@jacquelinej143
@jacquelinej143 10 ай бұрын
I think she meant that she can't tip it over when it's lying flat
@scarecrvw
@scarecrvw 8 ай бұрын
@@jacquelinej143you don’t seem to know how telekineses IF IT EXISTED works lolll.
@jacquelinej143
@jacquelinej143 8 ай бұрын
@@scarecrvw Har har har, Desiree 🤨😝🙄 you think you're saying something intelligent.. YOU don't seem to know how ANY type of kinetics work. How tf is someone going to Tip Over ANYthing that is lying flat?? 🤦‍♀️
@scarecrvw
@scarecrvw 8 ай бұрын
@@jacquelinej143 so you’re hating on me for practically agreeing with said commenter? Embarrassing. Read my comment again. “IF IT EXISTED” which it doesn’t. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️
@Icebooth
@Icebooth 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, she gave commands to her dog telepathically, while behind a camera where we can't see her commanding her dog through hand gestures and by showing a treat to entice her dog to listen to her. Incredible.
@RealGodfromheaven
@RealGodfromheaven 2 жыл бұрын
Or the dog is using it’s very powerful nose
@ericdpeerik3928
@ericdpeerik3928 Жыл бұрын
My old dog didn't need treats, he followed handgestures without question.
@jexotic1470
@jexotic1470 Жыл бұрын
The smell doesn't matter she literally showed the dog the treat
@反RileyStorm
@反RileyStorm Жыл бұрын
She must be a jedi🤯
@animeisbadngl
@animeisbadngl 2 жыл бұрын
i think she forgot what gravity is
@drowsydom2283
@drowsydom2283 2 жыл бұрын
forgor💀
@Razgriz85
@Razgriz85 2 жыл бұрын
Her right hand waving was a distraction while she slowly tilted her left hand enough for the rock to roll off. Simple magician's trick, but she's not smart enough to do it correctly.
@Bread24778
@Bread24778 2 жыл бұрын
she didn't go to school that why she a tiktoker
@Bread24778
@Bread24778 2 жыл бұрын
she didn't go to school that why she a tiktoker
@Gnomig01
@Gnomig01 2 жыл бұрын
if shes a flat earth nutter, she dont believe in gravity...which makes this so much more ironic.
@richardmangelmann4975
@richardmangelmann4975 2 жыл бұрын
when I was like 15 I hoped stuff like this was true and honestly tried doing it, but I grew out of it and find it so weird actual adults post this stuff and believe in it.
@henrikaugustsson4041
@henrikaugustsson4041 2 жыл бұрын
I did, too. I still try, hope against hope, that if I close my eyes and concentrate, I can get something in my hand from afar, just like Luke Skywalker. I don’t really believe anything will happen, but it’s fun to try once in a while.
@averagealienkid7867
@averagealienkid7867 2 жыл бұрын
@@henrikaugustsson4041 to go online and post it is a complete other story and absolutely amazing entertainment
@cryingalone7572
@cryingalone7572 2 жыл бұрын
I thought i was superman 1 time and jumped out the 2nd floor window and crash landed on the lawn. Have not tried to fly again after that
@ancient_egypt23
@ancient_egypt23 2 жыл бұрын
It's real! You probably failed physics! 😊
@Projacked1
@Projacked1 2 жыл бұрын
Right! did you read Mathilda too?
@courtney5312
@courtney5312 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of when a classmate of mine in second grade showed me how to push a pencil slightly away from ourselves and then get it to come back "telekinetically" by pretending the table wasn't slanted slightly in our direction. It was fun pretending we had the power of the Force on our side, but both of us knew it was fake and just for fun--and we were what, seven?--so seeing this video is hilarious lol.
@eugenethomas4997
@eugenethomas4997 2 жыл бұрын
Fr! I had a friend like that as well!
@IamDASH
@IamDASH Жыл бұрын
Oh she thought she was Matilda lmaooo
@thechosenone5421
@thechosenone5421 Жыл бұрын
the fact this grown woman is compared to 7 years old children playing pretend is insane
@BrKeMM
@BrKeMM 9 ай бұрын
@GMK1956
@GMK1956 6 ай бұрын
That’s delightful
@metalmaidenhell138
@metalmaidenhell138 2 жыл бұрын
When I was very little, I thought I had magical powers because the grocery store doors opened by themselves.
@Spiralredd
@Spiralredd 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 okay that's hilarious
@WilliamMaster1-GD
@WilliamMaster1-GD 3 ай бұрын
This is relatable. I really thought those doors were at my command 😭😭
@valkyriesgaming1808
@valkyriesgaming1808 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know how, but somehow August always manages to make me sigh loudly before opening the video. 10/10
@LeviAckerman096
@LeviAckerman096 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad it's not just me lmao
@DingoXBX
@DingoXBX 2 жыл бұрын
same 😂 nothing makes me feel so dissapointed yet so excited like a new august video 💀
@randomdudeonlinehoyia8405
@randomdudeonlinehoyia8405 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@EvilRiceGuy
@EvilRiceGuy 2 жыл бұрын
Same here
@orlaani1451
@orlaani1451 2 жыл бұрын
I personally use it for a diet. Whenever I'm about to eat I watch a video about some of those dishes he introduces to us and I'm not eating that day anymore
@bernardobe3580
@bernardobe3580 Жыл бұрын
I mean she did used her mind... To move her hand.
@planetblack7072
@planetblack7072 2 жыл бұрын
Aint this the same girl who thought the sun was a tv? 💀
@shibasstuff
@shibasstuff 2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@shibasstuff
@shibasstuff 2 жыл бұрын
Also thought that clouds were ufos
@eijirokirishima7648
@eijirokirishima7648 2 жыл бұрын
​@@shibasstuffOML nooo…
@BabimbaFuckusTuckus
@BabimbaFuckusTuckus 2 жыл бұрын
oh my... she really needs help if she unironically believes all if this
@ElFreakinCid
@ElFreakinCid 2 жыл бұрын
@@BabimbaFuckusTuckus She's one of those lunatics who thinks none of us are real and nothing matters too. Then again, maybe in some cases she's right, cause like, I swear to god she looks like an AI-generated human.
@snaptrap5558
@snaptrap5558 Жыл бұрын
Being able to cause objects that we are touching to move is actually an ability that we all possess
@Spiralredd
@Spiralredd 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@calessel3139
@calessel3139 2 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that she thinks laying an object flat on a surface "gives it heavier density."
@mrvoidschannel359
@mrvoidschannel359 Жыл бұрын
Using clever words when you are not clever is not usually a good idea
@Spiralredd
@Spiralredd 11 ай бұрын
Yeah cuz George Lucas and Stephen king predicted the future
@therealelement75
@therealelement75 10 ай бұрын
guess who wasn't paying attention during science class
@UsaKou02
@UsaKou02 2 жыл бұрын
The rock did not fall by her "telekinetic" or whatever, if you noticed closely her hand clearly shaken and moving lightly downwall and as gravity works on a rock on an edge keeps take head down ,it fell.
@xygour1445
@xygour1445 2 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Woman learns that she can push air
@Mrs_Sugar_Min
@Mrs_Sugar_Min 2 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅
@ElysetheEevee
@ElysetheEevee 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, we all learn that when we're little. That's why farts are the funniest things to 4-year-olds lol.
@sky_yurisaki
@sky_yurisaki Жыл бұрын
For the dog thing. If you have something they want (a treat) and you don't say anything, your dog will start going through all the tricks and commands you've taught it to try and guess what you want it to do to try and get that treat. Basically since you've already condition your dog to do certain things and then reward it with a treat, it's going to go through all the motions to try and get the treat, even if you didn't tell it what to do.
@Eastmeetssouth81
@Eastmeetssouth81 4 ай бұрын
Hence Pavlov’s dogs?
@immanuelsuleiman7550
@immanuelsuleiman7550 2 жыл бұрын
Crazy people have always existed but they were usually on the side of the street waving a sign at people so they were all ignored. Now they're all on TikTok
@calessel3139
@calessel3139 2 жыл бұрын
And KZbin
@MastermindRidendo
@MastermindRidendo 2 жыл бұрын
I screamed "Jesus christ make the rock fall already!" and then August said the same thing immediately after. Yo, Telekinetic August? Let's go, Magic Duck!
@NevermoreMadGirl
@NevermoreMadGirl 2 жыл бұрын
The second one is just very expected dog behavior, but I completely believe the first vid. It worked on me, I could feel myself moving further away from her absurd self. She probably uses her powers to push a lot of people away from her.
@SupImEm
@SupImEm 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know I had powers, thanks for helping me realize. Lol.
@thientuongnguyen2564
@thientuongnguyen2564 Жыл бұрын
@@SupImEm If one's appearance makes other humans stay away from just a glance, that's one hell of a power. Really useful at times.
@SupImEm
@SupImEm Жыл бұрын
@@thientuongnguyen2564 Ikr? What a great and useful gift when you just wanna be left alone! :D
@homemadeh
@homemadeh Жыл бұрын
@@thientuongnguyen2564 maybe the power of her fading eyebrows are pushing people away, from how i see her
@therealelement75
@therealelement75 10 ай бұрын
Same, fun fact: that power only works on people with common sense
@XboTheOfficial
@XboTheOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
My dad has a saying "Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional." Now I'm starting to see what he is talking about
@kenzieuchiha1191
@kenzieuchiha1191 2 жыл бұрын
Please tell me she's a troll, I want to believe she's not seriously this detached.
@Rhewin
@Rhewin 2 жыл бұрын
There's a lot of personality disorders that make people think outrageous things. I had a friend who ended up with schizophrenia try to explain to me why a plate with an eagle on it was the key to unlocking the power of the musical note Eb because it could block the power of B# (which is not an actual note). Nowadays with the internet, these people get validation from others with similar issues. Just look up gang stalking for an idea of how these people feed into each other, making it harder than ever to get them help.
@juliaturk7054
@juliaturk7054 Жыл бұрын
I think a part of her knows that none of this stuff is true. Think about it, if you "unlocked" (for lack of a better term) the ability to do telekinesis AND telepathy, what would you do? I imagine in "training" for it, you wouldn't need to do all the extra steps she took to make it work. (Balancing a rock on its edge in between your fingers or having a treat for a dog to do tricks) You would just straight up do the impossible. Heck, most people wouldn't even tell other people about it, let alone post it online. With that being said, while I think she knows deep down that none of this real, I think she does tell herself that it's real. People like this aren't happy with their lives or themselves, so they lie to themselves to partially convince themselves that they're important and special. I wish they'd realize that the fact that they're alive and a human being makes their lives worthwhile (I'm a Christian, so I believe that God makes every human being with intent and purpose. Nobody is truly here by accident). They just need real purpose and direction in life. It's sad, really, that they feel THIS low about themselves.
@tempertantrum6464
@tempertantrum6464 Жыл бұрын
There are full communities around this type of stuff. It’s mostly crazy people with tinfoil hats like this girl, and gullible children, but still…..
@RealmsSMPStudios
@RealmsSMPStudios Жыл бұрын
@@juliaturk7054 do you believe that people like this can make a dedicated Christian that has dedicated themselves to Christianity for like 75 years and is from Vatican 🇻🇦 city just up and leave Christianity and quite being a Christian though the sheer stupidity these people spread?
@YouveBeenMegged
@YouveBeenMegged Жыл бұрын
They should have hired her to be one of the earthbenders in the ATLA movie. This just reminded me of the scene where it takes a dozen earthbenders about 1 minute and a whole choreographed dance to throw one medium sized rock.
@theburger_king
@theburger_king 2 жыл бұрын
This tiktoker believes she can convince people she’s telekinetic:
@LittleKitten396
@LittleKitten396 2 жыл бұрын
Strangely enough, she did convince a few people.
@Sammy38
@Sammy38 2 жыл бұрын
@@LittleKitten396 those are prob 11 year old
@silverhawk_25
@silverhawk_25 2 жыл бұрын
Those people who believe this need a reality check
@ENDI8089
@ENDI8089 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sammy38 or 40 years old without a job
@BabimbaFuckusTuckus
@BabimbaFuckusTuckus 2 жыл бұрын
@@ENDI8089 or 79 year old uncle bob
@sufferdude0537
@sufferdude0537 2 жыл бұрын
I know how she got the dog to do those things. As a dog owner there's certain hand signs that you can associate with dog commands, for my dog, raising my hand flat means to sit, lowering it slowly means down, and holding it vertically means stay, and doing a come here signal for us is a kissing noise. And you can use anything else to teach your dog to do any of those tricks
@Rhewin
@Rhewin 2 жыл бұрын
That or the dog, having been offered the treat, knows she needs to do something. She just isn't exactly sure what specific action to do. That's why it goes through various tricks, and since she's been rewarded for it, will continue cycling through commands in the future. The girl only notices when the dog happens to perform what she's currently thinking, and likely either ignores or justifies any misses.
@sufferdude0537
@sufferdude0537 2 жыл бұрын
@@Rhewin actually yeah that is another thing she could be doing
@rad_space6086
@rad_space6086 2 жыл бұрын
I remember my Mom made me feel bad when I was seven because 'I wasn't telekinetic like her and also couldn't see into the future' and I felt bad 😭
@Karambolage17
@Karambolage17 2 жыл бұрын
I- uhhh sooo how's she like today?
@rad_space6086
@rad_space6086 2 жыл бұрын
@@Karambolage17 She up and left when I was like seven but my grandparents said she went to jail like a year ago for drug abuse which kinda makes sense come to think of it 😭
@Ukiby3000
@Ukiby3000 Жыл бұрын
OK I thought your mom said that to troll you and was about to say that felt like something my mom would tell to kid me because I was so gullible and she trolled me with weird stuff like that all the time (she would tell me the truth soon after she had her laughs though). Now I feel bad for ya :/ Hope things are better today.
@riverdakotamedellin1425
@riverdakotamedellin1425 5 ай бұрын
Based mother
@Lockmahn
@Lockmahn 11 ай бұрын
Alexservestea: *puts an object on an unstable, moving surface in the most unstable position* Object: *moves* Alexservestea: "OMG i must have mind powers or somthing, i have to show tiktok!"
@gabriellejacquiet9925
@gabriellejacquiet9925 2 жыл бұрын
When I see some of these people I wonder if they are actually on drugs. Using psychedelics myself, that's the only thing that would make sense, thanks for the great reaction content August
@Ellis_AKA_Mr.Sunshine
@Ellis_AKA_Mr.Sunshine 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of those times I wish drgs WERE involved ....👀💀🔪
@gabriellejacquiet9925
@gabriellejacquiet9925 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ellis_AKA_Mr.Sunshine Lmao for real. I could give people a pass if they were on drugs, but knowing there are people who actually believe this stuff... *sober* that's terrifying
@RunGodRun
@RunGodRun 2 жыл бұрын
In all my years of taking psychedelics, never have I been high enough to think I could actually move an object with my thoughts.
@gabriellejacquiet9925
@gabriellejacquiet9925 2 жыл бұрын
@@RunGodRun Me neither (I mean I'm not taking it too long yet, only third time at the moment I was writing my message), but I more meant I would've given it a pass if they were. And that it's scary, crazy and terrifying knowing people think like that sober lol
@ElysetheEevee
@ElysetheEevee 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, mental illness can really twist your reality haha.
@webbedmonkey7293
@webbedmonkey7293 Жыл бұрын
As an engineer hearing “it’s flat so it’s heavier density” caused me physical and mental anguish
@BrKeMM
@BrKeMM 9 ай бұрын
You don’t even need a great physics education to know that’s false.
@webbedmonkey7293
@webbedmonkey7293 9 ай бұрын
@@BrKeMM A “heavier density” isn’t a real term, it’s just fancy words she used to make people think she knows what she’s talking about
@BrKeMM
@BrKeMM 9 ай бұрын
@@webbedmonkey7293 I’m aware.
@binsil
@binsil 2 жыл бұрын
I'm more impressed that she held it still that long, she has some solid nerves.
@Name_less_youtube
@Name_less_youtube 11 ай бұрын
1:58 “because it’s flat umm so it’s a heavier density” That was the dumbest sentence I have ever heard, someone give her a lesson on what density is.
@Blackness_78
@Blackness_78 2 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t this the same woman who thought the sun was fake .🗿
@Oliver-d6z
@Oliver-d6z 3 ай бұрын
And she thought that there was a galactic federation of mantis people from a lion dimension. And she also thought that clouds were sky cities that could turn into ufo's.
@magpie006
@magpie006 Жыл бұрын
Ooh boy. That was sad. Not only does she not know how physics works she also thinks she can defy it. Nice.
@navyeart
@navyeart Жыл бұрын
I happily accept the fact that some things on this earth just can’t be explained. But this can so easily be explained that it seriously hurts that so many people actually believe this is real…
@a10miletooth
@a10miletooth Жыл бұрын
this is what happens when nobody smacks you on the back of your head then yells "Stop being dumb!" in your face.
@MotionlessKnight
@MotionlessKnight 2 жыл бұрын
Boy, this girl is the whole package, isn't she? From proposing theories that all but tell you she thinks she is living The Truman Show, to believing she's drank a telekinesis potion from Morrowind. When I was a kid, I watched Big Bad Beetleborgs, and the kid with telekinesis on that show put me in a phase for a while where I thought I could learn it. Well, it turns out it wasn't possible. Apparently, this girl is still stuck in that phase.
@TylerHepworth
@TylerHepworth 2 жыл бұрын
What if we had hand portals in our hands that just lead to the other hand. Pick up the tv remote with the right and BOOM, its in the left. Wild
@officialaumember
@officialaumember 2 жыл бұрын
what if we had hand portals (in the palm of our hands that connected to one another) and shoved one hand through the portal entirely. But now your hand is coming out of your other hand what if you put the hand with a hand coming out of it into the hand coming out of it.
@aporue5893
@aporue5893 Жыл бұрын
ha ha
@addib7605
@addib7605 2 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing about this woman is that she continues to talk until the rocks slips from her hand. This should be turned into a movie trilogy, the sequels would never end.
@marzinjedi6437
@marzinjedi6437 Жыл бұрын
Using all of her brain power to knock something over while waving her hand when she could just tip it over with her hand … is priceless !
@Awaredo
@Awaredo 2 жыл бұрын
The internet never fails to make me lose faith in humans. 😂😂
@gerardwayseyelash
@gerardwayseyelash 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@kuriraion5580
@kuriraion5580 2 жыл бұрын
Fax.
@BBB-to4cc
@BBB-to4cc 10 ай бұрын
7:03 when you say nothing and your dog is trained to do tricks, 99% of the time they will start doing random tricks you’ve taught them
@angrytater2456
@angrytater2456 2 жыл бұрын
6:25 Dog is like, IDGAF I know she' crazy but these treats are dank af.
@mistyoracle9263
@mistyoracle9263 2 жыл бұрын
still love how she wedged the crystal in between her fingers so she could slowly squeeze them together to get it to fall, she wouldn't have pushed the cystal in between her fingers slightly or even put it on its side at all if that wasn't what she was doing.
@emeraldphoenix6331
@emeraldphoenix6331 2 жыл бұрын
Yes your hand portals do lead to a random McDonald’s 🤔 also… the dog thing was even more stupid than the first bit. The dog smelled a treat and knew what it would normally do to get a treat.
@Couskous
@Couskous 2 жыл бұрын
Or she was using hand signals. We couldn't actually see her ssssooooo......
@colelambert7433
@colelambert7433 7 ай бұрын
Technically everyone can move objects with their mind, your mind instructs your hands to do stuff.
@umbrellacorp.
@umbrellacorp. 2 жыл бұрын
My wife and I did a magic trick a couple times, 9 months later we had a baby girl. A year after we had a boy. And doctors said she couldn't have kids. It's magic I tell ya. 😂👍
@creepergod1080
@creepergod1080 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@AkioKaneko
@AkioKaneko 2 жыл бұрын
5:02 "Can you guys see it? I've had my eyes closed" As she opened her eyes and closed it again
@kimberlypatton9634
@kimberlypatton9634 2 жыл бұрын
In order to "move things with your mind", I would propose that a requirement for that - first and foremost - is that the person trying it must be basically in possession of a mind to do it it with.
@jiahaowen279
@jiahaowen279 Жыл бұрын
If telekinesis is just a transfer of energy, then I transfer my energy into my arm and throw my phone. There you go I performed telekinesis.
@supremeturtle1186
@supremeturtle1186 2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone remember that period of KZbin where people were trying to prove that they had psychic powers
@ritapoitra284
@ritapoitra284 Жыл бұрын
She looked like she was petting an invisible pet 😂 I couldn't stop laughing!!
@Wulfjager
@Wulfjager 2 жыл бұрын
Who would've thought that dangling a pebble precariously on the tips of your fingers while your hand is shaking slightly would make it eventually lose its balance and fall off
@lynnnishihara8003
@lynnnishihara8003 Жыл бұрын
once upon a time...I too had telekenetic powers. through pure focus, I could move the very clouds in the sky, and even generate storms....I was in third grade. It's easy to see that fictional books gets a creative kid to think. A nice think to laugh about as a grownup.
@MrJonny2324
@MrJonny2324 2 жыл бұрын
So she managed to tip a tiny rock off her fingertips, and got her dog to follow by waving a treat in his face. Brilliant. 🤯
@axuwu6939
@axuwu6939 2 жыл бұрын
3:03 “I’ve never had something in my hand that mysteriously goes missing” Well, I sure have. I spend at least an hour every day looking for my glasses, or my phone, or my pen that I had literally just been using. istg I need to start stapling my things to my shirt so I don’t lose them
@SuspiciousZorua
@SuspiciousZorua Жыл бұрын
Beliveing people could hear my thoughts/i could accidentally communicate telepathically was one of the worst/most prominent symptoms of whatever the fuck i have. Still is sometimes actually. That girl needs to get tested for something if she actually believes that shit because it very quickly devolves from "omg what if the hairdresser can hear me planning dinner haha!" to "i cant think they'll hear me i cant think they'll kill me i cant think they'll hear me i need to kill myself to end this cycle" Thinking I was constantly being watched by something or other came soon after!
@Rootbean78-ml9xw
@Rootbean78-ml9xw Жыл бұрын
i could easily fake telepathically speaking to my dog, she's so well trained to the point she does all her tricks as soon as she sees a treat
@crankypantsmcduff
@crankypantsmcduff 2 жыл бұрын
If she could perform telekinesis then we wouldn't know, the government would be using her "powers" on her behalf instead 🤣
@MersuneLiku
@MersuneLiku 9 ай бұрын
this reminds me of this one chick who was convinced she could summon storms by going out to a park/hiking trail/nature preserve and just wave your hands around while holding a crystal. its a fun hypothetical if humans could ever have telekineses but in reality it won't happen
@Randerson2409
@Randerson2409 Жыл бұрын
A part of me genuinely wants to believe that the telekinesis video took her several takes, because the random ideomotor movements her other hand made didn't end up causing the rock to fall
@FinalFantasyIXIIII
@FinalFantasyIXIIII Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: there is a response in the human where if you imagine something moving, your muscles will very slightly move in response. This is actually what makes ouija board works. So if you rest something on your hand an imagine it moving, your own muscles will move even if you aren't consciously making them, causing that object to move.
@quoteonquoteclub9711
@quoteonquoteclub9711 2 жыл бұрын
If her name was Carrie, I might’ve actually believed her a bit
@maggiemcauliffe497
@maggiemcauliffe497 2 жыл бұрын
Haha clever great movie btw😂
@Admiral-Dude
@Admiral-Dude 2 жыл бұрын
@@maggiemcauliffe497 what movie is it?
@kenzieuchiha1191
@kenzieuchiha1191 2 жыл бұрын
@@Admiral-Dude Carrie, the original one.
@Sharks-on-mars
@Sharks-on-mars 2 жыл бұрын
@@maggiemcauliffe497 ikr I love it and true very well done
@gorewings4-20
@gorewings4-20 9 ай бұрын
6:50 HOLY $H!T! THAT DOG IS TRAINED!
@happyhippoeaters4261
@happyhippoeaters4261 Жыл бұрын
I move things with my mind all the time, and you probably do to, I use this power to move things like my hands and feet! Sometimes I even move my head
@Tainted_Star
@Tainted_Star Ай бұрын
Wow!! Me too! I wonder how that works🤔 (if this isn't obvious, I'm being sarcastic)
@BlackHole44444
@BlackHole44444 Жыл бұрын
"i have my eyes closed the entire time" bro ur eyes just opened
@tatiana4050
@tatiana4050 2 жыл бұрын
Well, actually even with small power like that. You could cause tremendous damage to the brain
@AaronMaria
@AaronMaria 2 жыл бұрын
That's true but even without the powers she found a way to do that with that content.
@BabimbaFuckusTuckus
@BabimbaFuckusTuckus 2 жыл бұрын
@@AaronMaria at least she damaged my brain
@rickjames8972
@rickjames8972 2 жыл бұрын
@@AaronMaria 🤣🤣🤣
@AmicusAdastra
@AmicusAdastra 2 жыл бұрын
how
@BattlebrotherPhil
@BattlebrotherPhil Жыл бұрын
That would explain a lot
@The.dog.lover.100
@The.dog.lover.100 8 ай бұрын
As an owner of three dogs and a dog who’s gonna out live cockroaches, dogs do act like that when they are shown a treat if they are well trained
@Truckngirl
@Truckngirl 2 жыл бұрын
Schizotypal personality disorder is one of a group of conditions informally called "eccentric" personality disorders. People who have these disorders often seem odd or peculiar to others. They also may show unusual thinking patterns and behaviors.
@creepergod1080
@creepergod1080 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like half of people have this now 😅😅
@thewizard4200
@thewizard4200 Жыл бұрын
"The One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge" awaits her!
@medley_menace9268
@medley_menace9268 2 жыл бұрын
4:20 she looks like shes trying to pet a cat
@TurboLight
@TurboLight 9 күн бұрын
Pet the rock
@lukeallan6527
@lukeallan6527 10 ай бұрын
The only telekinesis I have is when I magically open the doors at Walmart with my hand wave
@milahmartinson4681
@milahmartinson4681 2 жыл бұрын
Me at the ripe age of 7 after seeing avatar the last airbender.
@michaeljames4630
@michaeljames4630 10 ай бұрын
staged
@roguedoge2479
@roguedoge2479 Жыл бұрын
*Moves rock 2 millimeters* “What do you think?” “That you fucking suck at telekinesis”
@camperlou1
@camperlou1 2 жыл бұрын
Yea telekinesis is real! I went to the beach the other day and spilt the Atlantic Ocean with my energy 🙃
@PaperParade
@PaperParade 2 жыл бұрын
Whaddup Moses
@rickjames8972
@rickjames8972 2 жыл бұрын
@@PaperParade 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ryanbruch206
@ryanbruch206 10 ай бұрын
To be fair to the people who fell for this, when the rock finally does fall I re-watched the clip a few times and I couldn’t see her hand moving or anything else making it fall over.
@ElectronicCherry
@ElectronicCherry 2 жыл бұрын
How are you able to make such high quality videos so often?
@gerardwayseyelash
@gerardwayseyelash 2 жыл бұрын
Magic.
@jamilapendi3287
@jamilapendi3287 2 жыл бұрын
Very good question 🤔
@rzambonato
@rzambonato 2 жыл бұрын
telekinesis
@xxJqcob_xx
@xxJqcob_xx 2 жыл бұрын
@@gerardwayseyelash chaos magic wanda
@wiiblii8584
@wiiblii8584 Жыл бұрын
Using Tzeentchian magics, one can alter the flow of time, thus allowing them to do things quicker This is the only possible explanation for the mix of quality and quantity This sadly means that the Duck has Soul Taxes to deal with
@ArtHeartAlex
@ArtHeartAlex Жыл бұрын
That dog part is funny to me because when dogs know behaviors that give them treats, or play, the dog will offer behaviors until you give a treat. If you don't say anything, they offer those positive behaviors because they associate it with the food. It's why not giving them a reward for offering behaviors breaks the training and confuses the dog. It's likely that the particular string of commands was given with hand signals off screen or she uses it quite often so the dog chose to offer that string of commands to get the treat.
@36AjT9
@36AjT9 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! PLEASE let this be the new theme of your videos 🤣 the last one destroyed my ability to get hungry.
@XenIsWhen
@XenIsWhen 2 жыл бұрын
I'm still recovering from that one. Still have the noises in my head. 🤮
@emsies8116
@emsies8116 9 ай бұрын
If this was the Carrie movie, it would be 187 hours long.
@gene4438
@gene4438 2 жыл бұрын
If she is actually telekinetic then I'm an actual Furret lol.
@thenuggetgod9718
@thenuggetgod9718 2 жыл бұрын
Telekinesis does exist, but only a person named Gravity can use it.
@pasqallysquigglyjunior277
@pasqallysquigglyjunior277 Жыл бұрын
💀
@itzamobster1138
@itzamobster1138 2 жыл бұрын
The energy thing at the end is so funny because you can see it’s just her recording an app and that’s a popular rainbow filter bro every time this chick got me dead 😂
@GowenGirl
@GowenGirl 10 ай бұрын
You can literally hear hear breathing trying to blow it off her hand.
@ThatOneRobloxDev
@ThatOneRobloxDev 2 жыл бұрын
1:05 but.. but... I thought you were a duck.... :(
@Interdimensional_Magic
@Interdimensional_Magic 21 күн бұрын
It looks like she’s petting an imaginary dog 😆
@SandAnimations
@SandAnimations 2 жыл бұрын
Goodbye my hope for humanity, you will be missed.
@kai_plays_khomus
@kai_plays_khomus Жыл бұрын
Maybe she actually believes herself - a pendulum swings left to right or up and down or circular depending on the practicioner's conscious or unconscious intentions thanks to involuntary muscle movements influencing the pendulum even if you are convinced to hold it absolutly stable. Could be something like this goes on here as well and just as with many pendulum practicioners she convinced herself of something without realizing how she's manipulating herself.
@aidanmeder9802
@aidanmeder9802 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for giving us such quality content this year August, hope 2023 will be good for you and your fans, including me.
@Deorcn
@Deorcn Жыл бұрын
Telekinesis is indeed just the transference of energy, I do it all the time. I have tried this on both organic and inorganic matter with quite the results (note to anyone wanting to try, it can have quite the devastating results on organic matter, so do be wary). This is how I do it, I TELEPATHICALLY signal my medium of choice which quickly snakes around vital air filtration pipelines, applying a considerable quantity of KINETIC energy through an esoteric technique powered by my mind called a RNC. I think it stands for RETRO NEURAL CLAIRVOYANCE, because the subject matter's neural pathways tend to shutdown post application and reboot shortly after with great clarity of mind and deeply rooted respect for the technique.
@g1gachad
@g1gachad 2 жыл бұрын
The only audience for conspiracy theorists are people making fun of them or other conspiracy theorists 💀💀💀
@shibasstuff
@shibasstuff 2 жыл бұрын
@hereisthefullclip no
@lod4246
@lod4246 2 жыл бұрын
@here is the full clip Didn't ask though.
@gravyz2cute4u
@gravyz2cute4u 9 ай бұрын
Girl discovers gravity and mistakes it for telekenesis
@makscilic5624
@makscilic5624 2 жыл бұрын
Always a good day when august uploads
@oldconsoles-sc4gp
@oldconsoles-sc4gp 2 жыл бұрын
ikr?
@dflatt1783
@dflatt1783 Жыл бұрын
7:35 When I pull out a treat, I don't say a word, and my dog walks on 2 legs across the kitchen to retrieve the treat. I trained it to do so.
@joseiylemonsay506
@joseiylemonsay506 2 жыл бұрын
If your wondering when the rock falls, here: 5:53
@Bunchabroccoli
@Bunchabroccoli 2 ай бұрын
NOW YOU TELL ME.
@billsmafia69
@billsmafia69 Жыл бұрын
You know your theory has a problem when a twelve-year-old can make an argument against everything you say
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