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[@howdoishotweb]

She drank 10 gallons of liquid. Ate seeds and berries. Saw a butterfly. This is the daily life of a bear.

[@mtchfgc]

Fully convinced this Luke fella is Elemental Hero Liquid Soldier with how much fluid he is consuming

[@AMcJV12]

If I had celery juice and two lattes in the morning I'd shit myself by lunch

[@OsirusHandle]

Superior Bowel Grindset

[@remwastaken]

idk why but this comment made me laugh so fucking hard

[@nigerianprinceajani]

​@@remwastaken Because any regular human being would seek a toilet instead of releasing their bowels in their pants. It's funny because it subverts your expectations. Your sincerely, Humor Explain Man

[@nigerianprinceajani]

​@@OsirusHandle Bowels are a *S P O O K*

[@Rizwaan122]

If she drank any more fluid Joseph would be tryna teach her to synchro summon

[@ErosIRL]

I’d pay anything to read her journal. Very realistically is “Jan 23. I saw a butterfly today and drank 256 fl oz of various liquids”

[@ArzneiPrediger]

Killah 😂😂😂

[@milesalberto5459]

Someone zoomed in and flipped the page she was on in the video and posted it on Twitter. It was actually really sad & talked about a lack of fulfillment

[@TimothyGod]

@@milesalberto5459 oof, hopefully it was also made as a bit, cause they forsaw someone would try and see it

[@arukorubasuke]

"I saw a Butterfly" Best sentence made in 2022

[@babaG819]

As a daily routine that's moderately impressive

[@thatcynicalbastard6636]

I DIED

[@origamininja380]

The twitch chat that said "she plays dream mirror" made me laugh, idk why.

[@GeneralNickles]

Nah, dream mirror is too complicated for this girl. She plays mystic mine.

[@Sassaparilla]

@@GeneralNickles mystic mine requires the dedication to keep on track for 5 hours. She plays old Ice Barrier. Literally cannot function without outside help.

[@Ragnarok540]

You are all wrong, she plays weather painters, you only need one neuron to play that deck.

[@patchworkgolem]

​@@Ragnarok540 She plays Hearthstone 😂

[@CaramelFrapple]

Her breakfast looks like what you'd give a dog after surgery. liquid dietary gruel, painkiller pills ground up, and peanut butter on the side to entice your pet to actually eat the meal.

[@MojCacaSeTusira]

>wakes up late >hates the taste of water >does absolutely nothing >complains about how hard doing absolutely nothing is >eats frozen pizza >goes to sleep Yep he's definitely croatian

[@jeddunkxyz]

pisa, not pizza lmfao

[@thiccupcake]

the pisa

[@roberthansen5727]

Pica not pisa

[@Lukas-yt1mn]

Točno

[@ErosIRL]

She actually put “reply to emails” and “journal” as if there is ANYTHING being accomplished in those actions

[@Ragnarok540]

You say that but it was probably advertising proposals and she is getting quite a few dollars by showing the products to her million followers.

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@Ragnarok540 ok but where does Journal fit into this

[@justalurker3489]

Hey I'll defend Journaling, a lot of people like being able to write about what they feel in order to process better, also doesn't hurt to keep writing, because I definitely know my writing has gotten way worse since I graduated college and no longer have to consistently write essays.

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@justalurker3489 see the problem is that I'm not sure if she feels anything anymore lol

[@justalurker3489]

@@ashikjaman1940 Fair point, no argument from me on that

[@RisingJericho]

There are just... so many questions left from this video Where do they get money from to sustain all this? Are there rich parents giving them money? Is she okay? Does she have hobbies? Is Luke overly-possessive of her? Is she choosing to live like this, serving him and nothing else? Do they only consume liquids and nothing else? WHAT ARE THE EMAILS ABOUT?

[@melancholysixtynine420]

She's clearly a Mystic Mine player and she's hiding it

[@cynthiacrescent]

Yugioh players trying to recognise an obvious joke challenge.

[@CriAleMar]

#ButHerEmails

[@RexOedipus.]

@@cynthiacrescent i dont know her except for the video. How am i supposed to know she isnt like this normally

[@Ragnarok540]

Probably an influencer, gets money by having a million subscribers and getting sponsored by random companies.

[@grantplunkett8410]

5:55 never let them take you to a second liquid-based location

[@onegladmorning4423]

You just know this couple gotta be pissin

[@Silver_Knee]

She is staying hydrated

[@nolalego5243]

wait till MBT hears that i wake up, eat a peanut butter bar, and watch youtube for 12 hours, and do it all again tomorrow

[@GeneralNickles]

Livin' the dream, my dude.

[@reaperdeathgod1]

the true liquid soldier

[@Zzz-j2f]

LIQUIIIIIIIIIDDDDDD

[@VSymbiote]

"saving up money to buy cards for a game you're not even good at" TOO REAL😂

[@LazurBeemz]

her day seems kind of empty because she spent most of it unconscious due to malnutrition

[@P4brotagonist]

Dangerously based and underrated comment

[@thiccupcake]

Sadge

[@zachf3788]

She speaks like someone being held at gunpoint being forced to do a proof of life video

[@fatcat2015]

The “day in the life of a small twitch streamer” parody is so funny. There are a handful of people on TikTok that unironically post videos like that, of their actual just vapid, hollow existence. Everything about the parody is exactly like every single TikTok those “small streamers” make, they say “feeling tired” a ton, the one guy who’s quoted as “hating the taste of water that’s why I drink gfuel”, the “taking a nap because I was feeling tired”, the parody got the food wrong though the TikTokers always order doordash and nothing else. I’m a shutin who doesn’t do anything meaningful, wasting my life playing video games, but I feel like being able to reflect on that stuff makes me sentient. Those people the video was making fun of, they’re like zombies, they’re living caricatures with no self awareness. Them being real is unreal to me.

[@iBenjamin1000]

is the guy getting paid to sponsor gfuel at least or does he actually just drink it

[@SepherOfFire]

Was that 4 wardrobe changes in one day? She’s just cramming multiple days worth of footage to look like 1 day cause she doesn’t to anything 😂

[@vxicepickxv]

She changes 4 outfits a day to justify staying at home to do laundry.

[@MrChillaxin2010]

She's doing the Vegeta diet; Push ups, Sit ups and plenty of juice.

[@KirioGameNote]

The part where she’s eating the bell pepper genuinely looks more depressing than filthy frank eating chef boyardee sitting on his toilet

[@MayaTragicLove]

with how much liquid she was consuming, I thought she was going to Draw 2 and then Discard 1

[@tylerbrown278]

can we talk about how horribly uncomfortable all of the pants she wore looked

[@trippersigs2248]

You mean the single yoga pants lol?

[@tylerbrown278]

@@trippersigs2248 she wore a pair of similarly uncomfortable looking white shorts too

[@9raff]

Need Gage to do this in this exact style. I can see it now. "I woke up feeling like we can take a dub!"

[@ERenato]

Resume her life in 2 words: *L I Q U I D - B L A N D*

[@dudem1310]

The best line I swear is the "Sequel to the Yellow wall paper. The yellow bell pepper"

[@mthsdcs]

MBT as a commentary youtuber doesn't sound out of place

[@prancinNOOB]

She eats like my pet hamster

[@sethsutherland5646]

this tiktok was made by a homunculous

[@Leetshifter]

Love how every pair of her shoes are some form of elevator.

[@LizarusMovies]

"she plays dream mirror" in the twitch chat sent me 😂

[@DarkwraithNate]

I live a liquid based lifestyle if you know what I mean hehe. Alcohol. It's Alcohol.

[@MomirViggwilv]

This video is an aesthetic, so she didn't reveal the 'boring' parts of her daily routine. She probably spends like 5 or 6 hours a day on tiktok and eats normal food for lunch. But both of those things are normal and being normal is cringe, so she didn't include that.

[@danielwappner1035]

5 hours on tiktok is normal 💀

[@MomirViggwilv]

@@danielwappner1035 It's normal for tiktok heads

[@mo-hunnit9184]

That video was a straight up run off sentence.

[@DallySkyeAnims]

She and her husband are definitely inhabited by the Butterflies from the Peacemaker show lol

[@strawberrycollector]

Damn, I wish I lived like that. I mean, I already accomplish nothing with my life but I wanna be ✨️aesthetic✨️ while I do it. Maybe I should make "day in the life of a barely functioning NEET" TikToks.

[@orga7777]

Go for it. Maybe you will blow up overnight. lol

[@spagoongus140]

Honestly if you're an interesting NEET you'll get people to watch you

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

Imagine not starting your day with a nice crack rock

[@LegendLeaguer]

I have no idea why, maybe the way he said it, but i lost my shit at "would't feed this to a *horse*"

[@__-be1gk]

This is where the money you make your corporate overlords goes, funding their children to live like this

[@Bigtoe65]

90% of her emailing session is definitely her just deleting them.

[@trigun630]

i was pissed till she saw that butterfly 10/10 life

[@gamerule18]

Didn't stay at home being a "stay at home girlfriend" That's fucked up

[@tallergeese]

She's an influencer with half a million followers, so I assume she does have emails with sponsors and whatnot and otherwise does influencer/model things that weren't included in the TikTok for whatever reason. I dunno.

[@bookmoon7244]

Do people think money magically flows into their pocket just because they are "influencer". Influencers get paid little unless they have dozen active sponsors, and guess who is paying the bills/groceries/gas etc... Uh she just does "influencer/model things" HAHAHAHA i can't believe people are still believing with this fake COPIUM lifestyle in 2022

[@jacobcoates7987]

she had to eat the bell peppers while her boyfriend was out so he didnt know she was downing anything other than a liquid.

[@CommanderWar64]

Also can I point out something!!!!???? That is not how you cut a bell pepper, you cut the stem so that you can flip the pepper flat on the other side and then you use a knife to cut each segment of the pepper off (making sure to avoid the seeds at the bottom). Way easier technique.

[@bijuutamer729]

You don’t even have to lay it flat. It’s weird because she could just pluck the middle out after opening the top. Than cut it down the middle or the side to lay flat and cut it.

[@Zzz-j2f]

You just eat it like an apple you buffoon.

[@Hempujonsito]

The most deranged part of all this was she eating raw sliced bell peppers

[@MrWojoRising5446]

I'd say that was the only slightly normal thing that happened

[@artificialallium]

Wdym

[@OsirusHandle]

the problem was that it was ONLY bell peppers

[@ashikjaman1940]

Did she even wash them?

[@Element_Doom]

@@OsirusHandle ??? Yes as a snack...

[@Patziken]

This makes me so irrationally angry lmao

[@Patziken]

I take back that irrationally part. This is just a couple that has infinite parents' money and think they're doing a lot in their day of no hobbies or work

[@OsirusHandle]

@@Patziken I think this person is genuinely extremely depressed

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@Patziken I was gonna say, there's nothing irrational about it lol

[@imanalligator9694]

@@OsirusHandle she is either absolutely depressed or that guy is the most selfish, possessive person ever, I mean, even people who are emotionally drained have some sort of dream, at least the very tiny hope to accomplish something, to get up everyday and even though everything seems like a hopeless struggle, to maybe one day accomplish something, people don't naturally want to live a life of emptiness like this, she is either absolutely emotionally and mentally broken, or was manipulated to the point of believing that the only way to live happily is to live like this, only with her boyfriend, almost treated more like some fucking dog than a human, it's disgusting. Either way it's sad .

[@grillmaster95]

Fucking celery juice killed me. How the fuck did anyone come up with this and have it get sold

[@humblebees_]

"Sequel to the Yellow Wallpaper, the Yellow Bell Pepper." im dying

[@alequellodaswitch5595]

Her bf really is E.Hero liquid soldier 💀

[@vivienjoly7617]

Like Snake said : LIQUIIIIIID !

[@weather1635]

yellow bellpepper joke gave me a hardy chuckle

[@carpedm9846]

>takes an energy drink "I was feeling so tired I went and took a midday nap" My dude. I dont think thats a good sign.

[@devbrev]

this is actually the funniest MBT has ever been, keep up the good work king

[@unholy3x900x]

I don’t like to comment on a lot of videos because usually people say what’s important before I have to… but why has everyone missed the most important thing to take away from this video? I want each an everyone of you to think for one moment about these people and what their shits look like after 9 liquids with seeds and peppers mixed in.

[@ShamelessJames]

the bait. here i was like oh what a thought out comment and i get to the meat of it... nope shit post literally

[@jeremyranger4260]

she sounds either really bored or malnourished/weak. I was forced at home for a cumulative of 10 months because of covid and almost drove me mad

[@lack_of_reality]

I’m sorry, but this is the most hilarious content you’ve made Joseph.

[@QEDmirage]

"stay at home girlfriend" means no support payments if you get dumped, unlike a divorce

[@wompastompa3692]

I lost it at 1st century scavenger diet.

[@olliezoop]

this woman exists purely to be the caretaker for this other person and also to imbibe a steady diet of liquids filled with vegetable particulate

[@TimothyGod]

Ok, whoever in chat disses eating raw bell peppers, you leave me alone. Bell peppers are fire, and amazing snack

[@raze_]

All the shakes are to prepare us literal soylent green in the coming century.

[@mayayamato7351]

A second liquid-based locations has hit the tiktok.

[@sanriorem1627]

I just wish I had the time energy and money to being to recall at night as i lay awake in my cyclical existence that i saw a butterfly. I truly truly do

[@DefinitelyNotReal627]

I"m lazy and unproductive 100% of the time, and my day still consists of doing more things than hers. Like what?

[@orga7777]

This was one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. Good job. lol

[@elitearmsgaming5732]

What that breakfast though.

[@saintlucus2359]

"They usually are doing things like **drinking**"

[@carpedm9846]

You drink 5 glasses of liquid to make up for the dryness of the breakfast

[@ODDiSEE_]

Her breakfast was peanut butter and seeds

[@AlexaBosse]

there’s a video that actually shows her journal. There’s some entries of note…. “gratitude…self confidence…fulfilling work…” and other meaningless things

[@ryanjones_rheios]

Since when is a "stay at home *girlfriend*" traditional? Okay, its really weird that they went out to his favorite coffee place and then when they got back home she made a latte there? Just buy the girl a damn latte of her own, lol. (I assume by how she emphasized *his* favorite latte place she just fucking hates how they make coffee there so that's why she made the latte herself at home.) In fairness, she could have left out the sex that I'm assuming she's having with her boyfriend just _all the time_ given the sortof breezy, stress-free life w/ tons of free time they seem to have otherwise. Like maybe just getting absolutely *railed* is her hobby. That's enough of that joke.

[@P4brotagonist]

I'm actually assuming it's because she's an influencer and that matcha tea(and maybe the blender) are both sponsors so she needed to cram them in.

[@phillymccheesy4587]

"She plays dream mirror" lmaoooo

[@twiggs823]

You're missing the other parts, there are some future parts that are really fucking good

[@Takashu98]

Stay at home archetype going crazy after photon hyper nova

[@infinitynegatedbyverticalb4521]

I lost it at “The Yellow Bell Pepper” thank you so much

[@lakeadora]

If that guy were a Hero Monster he’d be Liquid Soldier

[@MrJoshyBro1]

Sounds like a pre schoolers show-and-tell story

[@TheSPiRiLL]

this tic tak made me UNFATHOMABLY angry.

[@yourbackgarden6743]

6 liquids because the one luke drinks when on his computer

[@ahmes004]

Most Based Teacher back to remind us what real life is like.

[@furkankocaman356]

MORE OF THESE!!!! Tiktokers r truly unhinged

[@esrohm6460]

gotta stay hydrated

[@dlcipher032]

This reminds me of Joey Diaz's rant on people who don't do anything: "You ever meet somebody and they don't do nothin'? They don't do NOTHIN'! They don't DATE, they don't do DRUGS, they don't play CHECKERS... How long do you like these people for? You don't!"

[@crazyvalman]

"I saw a butterfly"

[@dianauwu1312]

The way she cuts those peppers is crazy, like how do you spend all your time at home and not know how to cook?

[@jamiebasarab7409]

I love your yugioh videos but i need more of you just critizing tik tok this was hilarious.

[@markchang2964]

Girl your boy is a giant!

[@Vuohenmor]

Could be a bird person in disguise

[@AnarchoCatBoyEthan]

some fuck in the chat said “ in the UK we have a term for this NEET” and hopefully that’s a joke lmao but quite possibly that’s just true british spirit manifesting live

[@AlphaSquadZero]

What I am wondering is what Joseph thinks has changed so much between scavengers in the first century and scavengers some number of hundreds of years after that point.

[@liamwhite3522]

Weaponry

[@AlphaSquadZero]

@@liamwhite3522 I really don't think of scavengers as having the most advanced weaponry or these weapons allowing the scavengers a wider selection of food.

[@liamwhite3522]

@@AlphaSquadZero Well, if you go by the modern calendar to decide what the first century is, I suppose not. But the first century of humanity around 12000 years ago vs some number of hundreds of years after it probably had a good improvement on hunting tools, leading directly to humans being the apex species.

[@AzzyLily]

She's tan, so maybe she spent 9 hours laying in the sun? Going to a tanning salon?

[@GeneralNickles]

But why would that not make it into the video? Surely her vain ass fanbase wants to know how she maintains that's skin tone. I genuinely think she just sat on the couch and scrolled Instagram for 8-10 hours.

[@AzzyLily]

@@GeneralNickles maybe she thinks tanning is embarrassing

[@Link_Bird]

5 liquids a day are rookie numbers

[@HoboBrute]

Who knee you could still get a lobotomy in this day and age

[@saintlucus2359]

This woman is the Female Bateman.

[@Ameleahs]

What does she do between each thing? Stand around like a sims character?

[@sushiroll3795]

Bro, did she just, like, eat a raw bell pepper as a snack? What kinda psychopath...

[@MsMiDC]

Damn, imagine eating something healthy as a snack... smh

[@Element_Doom]

Is this some american thing that you can't eat Paprikas raw? No wonder you guys are unhealthy if you cook out the nutrients all the time...

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

@@MsMiDC Eating it without hummus or any kind of dressing is not a normal thing to do.

[@vxicepickxv]

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 this is going to divide the Yugioh community now. I don't even cut mine, I just spit seeds.

[@MsMiDC]

@@Element_Doom Paprika is not the same as a bell pepper in english. Paprika in english is basically bell pepper powder.

[@sagekoko69420]

Idk if it's a pot kettle situation, you at least get paid to do nothing with your life.