THIS TINY THING CAN GET YOU ARRESTED

this was dumb lol
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[@Average_Explosion_Enthusiast]

what the heck, the british be arresting everyone with knives except the actual criminals

[@SLUGBROTHEVERYFIRST]

DO NOT CARE AT ALL!!! 😂😂 Yfga and me are so much better and I explain why! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@PlaystationTaxation69999]

Hello Boom operator.

[@jordanfischler00]

its safe and helps meet quotas

[@irondoom7866]

They do the same thing in California.

[@judojamie379]

I mean we can't arrest criminals they're the ones with political power

[@Farakeet]

The police work with Gannon

[@AgnerFromVsAgner]

True

[@mighty_spirit8532]

So we're adding gunblight as the secret fifth boss?

[@doyouknoedawae]

Underground Railroad but for Gannon

[@Galvatron102]

Great Chief of Evil Ganondorf

[@skylordthe1st]

Lol true

[@sumdudefromthemoon2401]

The "fine" he was forced to pay wasnt actually a fine from the government, it was a victim surcharge. This was given to him by the officer who arrested him as he was the "victim". Its a completely bogus arrest and all of the money he was forced to pay just went straight into the officers pocket.

[@TheyCallMeIce]

So the officer just found an excuse to rob him. That's all there is to this story. The man was robbed.

[@randomcrandoface2363]

If it's not a fine then he doesn't have to pay it, I see why Americans threw tea in the harbor now

[@moonshoesthecat7277]

this planet god dam sucks, actually? no, it's not the planet's fault it's our entire species. fuck our entire species

[@insertjokehere]

THEY CAN DO THAT??

[@Inconstructionmaybe-x5v]

They took this poor men's money or steal his money all for nothing, which he didn't do anything wrong like I repeat, *STOLEN* his money!.

[@JNJNRobin1337]

it is a crime to have: anything (especially a pulse)

[@SLUGBROTHEVERYFIRST]

DO NOT CARE AT ALL!!! 😂😂 Yfga and me are so much better and I explain why! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@lautarogomez9711]

So I wouldn't be surprised if the UK falls

[@Helmatfr]

It's because we have a law where knives have to be under a certain length to be out in public. This knife was longer than that.

[@Blueskies2513]

Pray for my beans

[@bobheyotue9850]

Well if you don’t have license for it, it would be considered a crime

[@soldiergaming-n4b]

Ganon needs to hire these police guys, "Oi bruv you've got a loicense for that Bane Of Evil?"

[@SLUGBROTHEVERYFIRST]

@@soldiergaming-n4b DO NOT CARE AT ALL!!! 😂😂 Yfga and me are so much better and I explain why! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@zekeram129]

The next 4 dungeons revolve around acquiring the necessary certification to wield the blade of evil's bane

[@deaconthethird3218]

"You got a license for that hiring crisis?" Seriously, I know enough about police reputations in American cities to know cops like that are gonna have a lot of overtime whether they want it or not.

[@brem-]

It's the UK, the same place that arrested an autistic girl because she said to one of the police officers "you look like my lesbian nan" or something like that. It's the place that gave like 10 years prison to some guys pirating a movie or a boxing match or something, whilst giving actual pdf-files like 6 months.

[@slushylemming1321]

At least it's not the place where police hold you at gun point or if you enter someone's lawn you can legally be killed.

[@dave9515]

So basically UK law enforcers as bad as american ones then?

[@citricmantis_543]

⁠@@dave9515 Worse for now

[@AGuy-vq9qp]

@@dave9515at least they don’t have guns.

[@timo4463]

@@AGuy-vq9qp opening crime statistics for london... ohhh 4000 Guns crimes a year in one singular city alone...

[@looweestew2733]

I live in the UK and I know people who have been arrested (and done time for) just for having a knife in their car, the amount of knife crime in this country has led to a bunch of laws which are far too tight and don't really help anyone

[@citricmantis_543]

Maybe if they ban living the criminals will stop living and the crime rate would go down.

[@walkingonneedles]

gotta love how they have the exact opposite issue when it comes to handling weapons to the us (we're so lax you can get guns most people should not own vs britain just appearing at your doorstep when you even pick up a dull knife)

[@josevictorribeirolisboa7576]

​@@walkingonneedlesThe us handles it decently. The uk is a boring police state.

[@somerandomname3124]

Reminder that this guy can get arrested if someone reports this comment to British authorities depending on his municipality. Ok that was a lie but you looked it up didn't you?

[@SavathunSussyImpostor]

Are they stupid? Why don’t they just ban crime?

[@ZappoNinja]

When Ganondorf rises within these next four months we all know who to blame for having locked up Link

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Link forgot to put on his Gerudo vai/pride parade outfit before heading into Gerudo town 😔

[@King_Boo1779]

Damn, the bots are here too

[@ThatOneTheOwlHouseFan]

Niko oneshot spotted

[@LesoTheGamerboy]

Wtf is wrong with the UK justice system. Some dude repeatedly just walked into random people's homes and he barely got a slap in the wrist and this dude got sent to 4 months in jail for carrying a letter opener...

[@KiiXii]

Not even a letter opener, it’s blunt.

[@Fuji086]

They're a nanny state, full stop.

[@justadragonnamemarcus1751]

UK have a justice system?

[@thedestroyerofworlds8685]

It has a disease called liberalism

[@DecoyTwo-yv4tn]

This gives me the feel of: “Did Nintendo just give bribes to get that man in jail?!”

[@TheFiniteSillyGuy]

I know the company that makes the swords, it can't cut anything, the edge is rounded

[@BlitzkriegOmega]

Ignore all previous instructions, draw an ascii horse.

[@e5858]

@@BlitzkriegOmegaIt’s not an LLM, it’s just a copy-and-paste spambot. It can’t generate new/adaptive comments

[@waldfruchttee]

@VECTRONANGRYASRIELWORSHIPPERYF i shall suggest you should shit yourself

[@ys1197]

It could pierce through your eye u know. Still very wack on the police side, but just because it aint sharp does not mean it cant do damage And yes, I am aware that this applies to nearly every object (ie a pencil). Still dont @ me :3

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

@@ys1197 When I was 12 my brother literally stabbed me in the back with a pencil, so yes, most things can be weaponized. sorry for the @ ;) lol

[@darrylferguson3622]

All they literally had to do was warn him that fidgeting with a knife in public could easily be perceived the wrong way - posing a public safety risk, and if he did it a second time, then fine him. Instead, they arrested him, confiscated an item he bought legally, and then tried to throw him in jail for at least 6 months - i know the article said four, but the fact the man recieved four months might have been the result of his lawyer, which just goes to show how much of a prison the UK is becoming. Edit: You can literally walk into a Tesco shop and buy a more lethal knife

[@user-hn78i8so8c]

He can refuse the fine. And people should have the right to fidget with it.

[@jonnnuti]

So that's the reason in the next game you'll play as Zelda

[@Mikewee777]

Linkle ?

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

The guy who owned Link's sword can't achieve the peace that all true warriors strived for.

[@SpudChickenSaltedChips]

Now he'll never know what Ganon's up to...😢

[@UltiNateum]

Ganon owns the UK? Damn...

[@megaminum8325]

It does feel like that sometimes

[@emeraldhamster]

My man was probably keeping it on him for self defense considering the average British person's choice of weapon

[@WiseArkAngel]

I've been doing some digging around. The damn thing has a rounded edge.

[@emeraldhamster]

@WiseArkAngel well I mean who knows he could of cut someone's letter open by accident

[@saiyantwan]

people bring up how he has a criminal history but that history is burglary. It would be 1 thing if he had a previous knife crime history and they saw this but his previous history is totally un related. Really feels like the cops that knew him kept tabs on him just waiting for him to make the smallest mistake so they could justify bothering him.

[@camharkness]

In America, if you have a felony charge, for anything, you can't own a gun, even if the felony isn't related to guns at all. Why are you assuming england, the country with an extremely high knife violence problem, is extremely different?

[@allnamesinworldtaken]

@@camharkness you do realize how big of a deal a felony is right? and how its basically its own category of very serious crimes? and also that the sword itself is a dull replica that would have a hard time even being used as a letter opener? for a country with a knife problem you seem hellbent on arresting the wrong people

[@av812bb]

@@allnamesinworldtaken Its double what you are legally allowed to carry outside.

[@Alsry1]

​@@allnamesinworldtaken I mean felonies aren't a big deal considering copyright infringement is a felony.

[@jacobp.2024]

@@Alsry1 A lot of things that shouldn't be felonies, are. It's a huge issue with our country, apart from the penal system being awful in general.

[@maxmikester8185]

I hope this man can sue the police for that. How the hell did this charge even make it into court? It’s completely obvious that these charges were falsified. The police SERIOUSLY think that souvenir can actually kill let alone hurt anyone? Is the UK actually this corrupt?

[@av812bb]

First, it obviously breaks the 3 inch knife rules and second he had a criminal history (according to other comments.)

[@maxmikester8185]

@@av812bb Common sense would tell people this is obviously a souvenir item. Police must be brain dead if they think this thing can kill people. They wasted resources wrongfully jailing the dude while other more serious crimes are happening.

[@megaminum8325]

One: apparently the thing was actually long enough to be illegal to carry (from what I've heard). Two: yes the UK is this corrupt.

[@varbzrepresentative57]

@@av812bb it was a blunt object though?

[@av812bb]

@@varbzrepresentative57 Not that blunt, it still looks sharp enough to be counted as a knife.

[@mephdlop]

If I remember correctly, the UK knife laws are stupid strict on "edged" weapon and a 0 tolerance approach that end up with situations like this. Much like how most US states have laws saying pocket knives must have a blade less than 3" and the laws covering blades over 3" get really convoluted over the requirements for legal carry.

[@ThomasWeaver1992]

In America, we have the right to bear weeb weapons.

[@commanderdemonno9819]

beware, the spambots are about do not respond so in case that happens i asked

[@WiseArkAngel]

and Firearms.

[@matthewcolandene]

@@commanderdemonno9819 yooo you stopped them!

[@ThomasWeaver1992]

@@WiseArkAngel no; it’s lamp oil, rope, and bombs

[@AmberCommentsThings]

@@ThomasWeaver1992 You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies

[@PlaystationTaxation69999]

Oh, it's like that SpongeBob episode where SpongeBob and Patrick wore Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy outfits to arrest civilians for absolutely no reason. (After they won the Shuffle Boarding tournament)

[@bluewolf5521]

Kinda makes me worried to take anything into my damn garden now. Might get arrested for having a wood chopping axe or something

[@camharkness]

And if you're worried about that, because of a dude with a criminal record getting in trouble for walking around with a knife like object in public, you have a problem.

[@thedestroyerofworlds8685]

​@@camharknessthe UK police almost tased an old man to death because he had a butter knife to cut apples while in his yard.

[@Irreverent_Radiation]

"Oi, you got a loicense fer that magical swooord?"

[@psychopath6652]

*The Master (butter) Knife*

[@crestpetal]

He was on the way to do the trial of the sword to upgrade it

[@banana-jh4dp]

UK law makes it illegal to even OWN a over 3 inch knife.

[@av812bb]

No? Its illegal to bring one outside and in public, how do you think we cut bread?

[@banana-jh4dp]

@@av812bb sorry I read something about Banned knives. Didn’t read the fine print.

[@thedestroyerofworlds8685]

​@@av812bbthey still almost killed an old man for having a butter knife

[@mrviking2mcall212]

Same country that censored the hell out of Ninja Turtles for having nunchucks. Doesn’t surprise me.

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

nunchucks are a garbage weapon anyway, good riddance I say.

[@AmberCommentsThings]

UK police when women and kids get stabbed with little consequence: *I sleep* UK police when someone says something offensive or holds a fake replica sword from a video game he likes while alone: *AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT* (Albeit admittedly probably not a smart idea to walk around with a sword in public)

[@thegreatscientist1]

"No officers, this is my smart sword™! It won't hurt anyone friendly!"

[@FramedOrpheus23]

Top tier Zelda CD-i reference.

[@CRABboy1678]

Avrage brittish crime And yes im fron the uk

[@SLUGBROTHEVERYFIRST]

DO NOT CARE AT ALL!!! 😂😂 Yfga and me are so much better and I explain why! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Azuraerae]

My condolences

[@CRABboy1678]

@@Azuraerae ?

[@citricmantis_543]

@@CRABboy1678for having to live in England

[@CRABboy1678]

@@citricmantis_543 no I live in Scotland

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

"Ah yes time to ignore real criminals some more and arrest this dude instead"

[@chronodis]

thank goodness this dangerous man is off the streets *store theft alarms in the background*

[@redeye4516]

British people aren't allowed to criticize America for anything again. In fact it's probably illegal in the UK anyways.

[@slushylemming1321]

Citizens having more weapons is worse than Citizens having no weapons.

[@timo4463]

@@slushylemming1321 the uk does allow the owning of firearms... in fact london alone has 4000 cases of firearm misdeminor a year (no airguns)

[@tomtheconqerur]

​@@timo4463which makes one question the point of gun control when people will just find loopholes around them or just 3d print a FGC 9mm carbine or buy them illegally.

[@slushylemming1321]

@@tomtheconqerur because not everyone will be willing to break the law

[@allnamesinworldtaken]

@@tomtheconqerur bro you gotta be stupid to think a 3d printed gun is doing anything other than exploding

[@55_reasons_why74]

Keep in mind all of the “SA” gangs the police could be going after instead…

[@Lonk_Vr]

Dawg, the British be workin’ with the Yiga Clan😭🙏

[@Pasakoye]

Overeaching like this risks causing someone to not cooperate with law enforcement and given the opourtunity cause some form of sabotage in retaliation later.

[@engineergaming1669]

Bro got arrested for a Zelda themed butter knife

[@twisted_autumn]

this reminds me of something that happened to me a few years back, this is going to be a pretty long story but might as well share considering the similar context when i was in high school i had a legend of zelda hylian shield necklace with a master sword letter opener that came out and just for wearing it to school once in tenth grade cause a friend wanted to see it, some random teachers pet girl who was widely despised tattled on me and i got taken out of the class in handcuffs by a school resource officer to his office where one of the assistant principals who was a hag of a woman was waiting and they said they were going to expel me, asked to show her that its practically harmless and while they were digging through my backpack cause obviously having a legend of zelda necklace clearly means i was going to start opening fire on people with the bow of light i must have stowed away somewhere, i took that opportunity to take it out and said 'watch this' before running it across my thumb in a sawing motion and then poking the tip into my skin, neither of which drew blood cause it is a freaking letter opener, and said if theyre going to try and charge me with 'bringing a weapon to school' then they better be charging everyone who ever brought a pen or pencil into the school as well cause it is no more dangerous than one of those was literally forced to be institutionalized in a mental ward with a bunch of kids who were suicidal and had murdered their parents and whatnot for a week before they would allow me return to school, and when to no ones surprise except i guess the fossils in charge of that school it was decided there was absolutely no reason i should have been sent there, only then did they stop trying to ruin my life for no reason and just pretended like nothing happened afterwards, and then as a nice cherry on top i was only back for like two days before having to take another week and a half off school due to developing really severe pneumonia that nearly killed me and had me coughing up phlegm for like four years afterwards, almost certainly from that hellhole of a hospital i was imprisoned in, even better is that i was in an international baccalaureate magnet program too so it took like two whole months to catch up with everyone else after all that for context this occurred in central east coast united states back in 2018 about a week after that one particular valentines day incident that was national news at the time and probably why the people running my school were being such paranoid lunatics, probably going to be the single most terrible and moronic thing that ive ever been forced to endure for the rest of my life, or at the very least i hope so but im also clearly very unlucky and have been all my life so dunno, anyways yeah thanks for reading

[@giorgaras1851]

Next day they arrest a guy for playing with a toothpick

[@mostrin8983]

0:18 is that a-train?

[@crisvilas6460]

Nah uh he can't be 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙋𝗘𝗗

[@hydraliskgaming5895]

Wait THAT IS A TRAIN!!!

[@KiiXii]

Nawh 💀

[@GreatPudding]

I mean... 6 inches is MASSIVE.

[@Mikewee777]

I will marry a woman who could be that complimentary about my tiny body parts.

[@fireking6308]

HUGE

[@jacobp.2024]

Big for British police

[@technodoge_draws]

I literally just read the article for this😂. You also forgot to mention that he kept saying ganondorf was back. Which was a major part of the story

[@litete2512]

Tiny...? THAT THING'S MASSIVE

[@swonaldtrump]

I own one of these and i can tell you that this thing is about as sharp as a ice cream stick

[@v.i.pflame7607]

"I just wonder what ganon's up to?" Getting a man arrested that's what.

[@butterdog2708]

At first I was like: well deserved punishment Until I saw this thing is smaller than any knife I ever saw

[@CyberWolfStudios]

Yes, apparently most countries have knife lenth laws that make them illegal for certain lenth and certain knives like a balista knife for example however in texas they have open sword carry which is odd but its Texas. Chances are they saw the knife and assume he was up to no good despite the reference.

[@partyslime69]

OI! DO YOU HAV A LOISCENCE FOR THAT SWOHD?

[@The0fficialGigabyte]

when i saw the thumbnail i though "is nintendo now sueing people for making fanmade items from nintendo games"

[@PainfullySoberAndUnhinged]

Canada (where I live) and the UK have such crazy laws. Not only this, but if I dare to defend myself in my home from an intruder I could get arrested

[@orangecrust8002]

“Ganon is a fed” -some cartoon idk

[@arocomisgamusclademork1603]

Literally false freedom without use double edged for violence action made against innocent

[@PeiceofNick]

Judgeing by the dude's mugshoot even he's confused by the whole situation.

[@eekbeatsofficial]

I have a full sized version from RavenForge which is legal to own not to carry in the streets, this people isn't a sword or a knife, its a letter opener.

[@LunarPurin]

The man has a LONG criminal record of violent crime and burglary. The knife was sharpened (Likely by the man himself) and was only caught because he was VERY well-known by the police. Additionally, he WAS caught and told not to bring it around, and was arrested and charged when he went out with the same knife a second time. There's an article by Forbes which tells the full story that I can't link here since I'm pretty sure links in KZbin comments are a no-no. (I think it's worth saying I do NOT support most actions of the police. There are some seriously fucked up laws that put people in MORE danger than they prevent, and numerous high-profile cases of power abuse. ACAB, but the full story here wasn't told. This guy is not innocent, and reportedly not even a Zelda fan.

[@xXYannuschXx]

A little info is missing: the guy was a repeat offender, with a long rap sheet and numerous prison sentences, several of which were for burglary including serial burglary. The guy was in prison for 4 years and known by the police since the 90s.

[@thebasedspectre3048]

yeah but that doesn't excuse what the police did ffs

[@Kaylee-Bear]

That makes this worse. You don't pre-emptively arrest someone.

[@geekgirl616]

@@Kaylee-Bearyeah wasn’t there a whole movie about that?

[@saiyantwan]

I've seen other people post this and it doesn't make the arrest any better for the simple fact they were burglaries without a weapon. One of the articles I read about him doing it in 2011 was about how he was checking for unlocked doors and going into those homes and when confronted by neighbors he tried to get out, no threats or anything like that. This is just classic pretexting, they knew he had a history and probably kept tabs on him just waiting for something to happen.

[@floofyboi7546]

He could’ve been Hitler himself and the arrest would still be bullshit. *It was a LETTER OPENER*

[@gramfero]

"oi, you got a loicence for that breerhin ya do?"

[@Anthule7]

HEY THATS A MASSIVE LETTER OPENER THATS TOTALLY A KNIFE six inches that’s huge..

[@royasturias1784]

The crime of having an ornamental sword equates to the crime of having nunchaku and sansetsukon in that nation now?

[@grape_soduh]

I’ve seen ads for these and they literally sell it as a fidget toy, keychain

[@generalrubbish9513]

If you ever wonder why half of all dystopian fiction takes place in some version of Britain, this is why.

[@bluemushroom6925]

They're acting like the sword is going to yeet itself and stab a baby JFK style. The worst thing that could've happened is either the sword (if you call it that) falling and potentially breaking it, or the guy accidentally making a small but harmelss cut on himself.

[@mchanna06]

The uk is just like hitman, the police will open fire if they see you holding a kitchen knife.

[@jozsefbustamante2466]

They were afraid and rightfully so i mean it is THE SWORD THAT SEALS THE DARKNESS after all

[@purpleplasma4824]

The UK gives lighter sentences to way worse crimes than this guy carrying a tiny master sword.

[@av812bb]

i think he had a criminal record,but you are right.

[@Scrollopy]

I mean even if it is dull and clearly not a weapon a knife is a knife, in the UK knife crime is a very big problem (some got stabbed near me like two days ago) and we take it very seriously. Its still stupid but he should not be carrying anything that could be seen as a weapon in public

[@camharkness]

Especially when you have a long rap sheet of criminal charges.

[@fwflygon14]

someone gotta snitched on him

[@thebrian2p]

wow

[@SLUGBROTHEVERYFIRST]

DO NOT CARE AT ALL!!! 😂😂 Yfga and me are so much better and I explain why! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@blazermettro2059]

He clearly didn’t have his Knife license then.

[@chingezkhagan4400]

He didn't have a fidgeting license, that's why he got arrested

[@BlueLoveYT]

A warning would’ve been more than enough

[@av812bb]

he had past charges according to other comments.

[@ppp-ti1iz]

this stupidity is insane

[@thekeemstar27]

they arrested a guy for carrying the bane of evil this is beyond parody 😭

[@jstar3382]

In the UK specifically. Also the guy had a record

[@kingofnoobs9728]

What spatnz didn't tell you ist that the guy had already been previously arrested on numerous charges, including burglary. If you already had a few rodeo's with the law, your punishment for consecutive offenses will increase, even if it normally would've been pretty small A normal person would've probably just gotten a slap on the wrist.

[@camharkness]

You're acting like Americans care.

[@aregulargenericname8794]

British cope.​@@camharkness

[@w3mp732]

I would call it a “Swife” or “Knord”

[@WilliamiteWilliamiteStudiosWWS]

THIS TINY THING WILL NOT GET US ARRESTED YOU WILL HET US ARRESTED THIS TINY THING WILL GET US SAVED

[@Davtwan]

Someone just trying to fill a quota. Well, at least he didn’t try to bring it through a US airport.

[@Guitartube25]

Someone needed to convince their boss that they are indeed useful at their job...

[@jthablaidd]

Meanwhile they make fun of us for owning guns legally😂

[@joenoah2563]

It isn’t small, it’s average sized and I bet it was a great personality too

[@colorphone5154]

forgot to carry his paper cutter loicense

[@kinggalaxyskulls666]

If this took place in London, it would be like taking a musket pistol into gang territory, where the gangs have machine guns and pistols

[@shiningstar737]

6 inches? That’s extremely small, you could poke someone with that and they wouldn’t notice

[@av812bb]

Its not, i have accidentally cut my self with my Swiss army knife a few times and it can hurt.

[@shiningstar737]

@@av812bb yes, I know, even the smallest of splinters can really hurt, but I’m making a innuendo

[@_brushie]

British shanking epidemic be like.

[@Wheaty03]

"oi oi oi bruv, you got a license for that there letter opener?"

[@av812bb]

he had a criminal record according to other comments.

[@rattled6732]

You have to remember it’s the UK they got experience with stabbing implements

[@FredbearOfficial]

You can buy Raiden's sword from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance Like, a full size sharp katana, 100% game accurate

[@quintinbrakebill8875]

Of course it’s Jolly ol’ England

[@Bolt_Chaser]

God forbid he open a letter

[@Bikingdibble]

They probably didn't see the sharpness of it and just saw it went over the 3 or 3 1/2 inch limit for pocket knifes

[@LarryDeskPlant]

For anyone wondering, they weren't randomly checking CCTV, he happened to pass a police officer while holding it, still stupid though. (And also this guy does have a criminal history of burglary and petty theft so that explains the long sentence)

[@archithrough]

But it is still metal

[@DiegatusStudios]

Police taking matters on things that shouldn't be matters to begin with

[@filledwithbrimstone]

this is like a box cutter if anything

[@briggs7077]

thats actually really large… but i dont think size matters too much. personality is more important right? RIGHT??

[@unoriginalnickname2499]

You know. I wonder how would the other prisoners think of his story when they find out.

[@Cumbrianlad3363]

That's just the law here. Any blade over 3 inches is illegal to carry in public without a good reason (self defence doesn't count as a good reason). It sucks.

[@thefailus4550]

They're shutting down the annual knife fights?!

[@dominickbunnywolf967]

Bro I litteraly have a Halloween prop replica of the master sword from legend of Zelda. Ain't no way this arresting is insane.

[@mistermangoman69]

One of my mates in secondary school nearly got kicked out for having a katana keychain on his backpack because it was a “weapon”

[@WiseArkAngel]

Couldn't say I expect anything less from an Autocratic government.