This why the combine won the seven hour war

my god

[@clonecommandermike332]

Bro circumcised the tank 💀

[@user-jh5dq9vc1v]

I think you massively downplaying the sheer magnitude of personal drama and trauma this tank experience

[@Dacstunes]

Nah that was straight up gender reassignment surgery

[@multipulti6781]

@@Dacstunes fr

[@ChesterManfred]

​@@Dacstunesand then Gordon was able to beat it defenselessly, just like in real life

[@zhaqihanifah4915]

​@@ChesterManfredof course its own explosion killed gordon too

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

congratulations, you turned that abrams into an M1150

[@siphobrisloks8133]

This video reminded me of the miserable fact that I've spent hundreds of hours in world of tanks, then nearly a thousand hours of warthunder to understand this joke fully, but well, I'm touching grass jow.

[@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172]

​@@siphobrisloks8133 Scholar, explain this article of culture to me.

[@Lobblobb]

The M1150 is an engineering variant of the M1 Abrams.​@@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172

[@aramos3639]

@@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172it’s a vehicle that looks like an M1 but for other purposes. It’s based on the same hull too. Loks vaguely like the tank but without a gun

[@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172]

@@aramos3639 Ah, I see. Now with the proper knowledge, I too see that this is quite humorous. I shall now continue to carry the information you've partitioned to me without any doubt or fear that you may have misdirected me in some way, with or without reason because as implied before, I am greatly lacking in this particular section of culture. I thank the for taking such effort to enlighten me in such a way that has most probably taken a portion of your attuned time.

[@bedrylo3529]

nuh uh they lost the 7 hour war because 1 they didn't had freeman 2 freeman didn't had they 3 didn't they freeman had

[@Mohamed7mmm]

Had didnt they had of had bc they had

[@alexandermorozov8593]

Didn't they free the man they had?

[@DoktorSwag69]

Mean you ALYX didn’t they freeman had?

[@ChobeVelyasha]

Yeah the man was had-free but only when compbine already conquered earth​@@alexandermorozov8593

[@jerryersha1709]

they freeman didnt had

[@thehoopala]

Adrian Shephard was shaking his head the entire 7 hour war

[@atalllad105]

It’s thehoopala love your vids!

[@artCharles]

Probably embarrassed by the antics of his edgy fanfic brother.

[@Xhepyxopila]

The real reason they lost the Seven Hour War was because the Team Fortress franchise is in it's own seperate world, Australia alone would've solo'd them

[@sudokuacrobatics]

Austrailium ran out before 2000s tho. Still the tf2 verse can solo the combine through sheer ridiculousness alone, not to mention Saxton Hale still is strong without australium

[@darosilvertail7957]

More like sent to space if you watched tf2 comics

[@Xhepyxopila]

@@darosilvertail7957 you're supposed to READ comics

[@darosilvertail7957]

@@Xhepyxopila comics are stilly mostly visual than text soo...

[@Svar3n2527]

the great nerd war of 2024 ↑

[@ethansgamingroom2000]

soldier: COMMANDER, THEY STOLE OUR CANNON! Commander: aw man, can't have sh*t in Black Mesa

[@savagebanana3711]

"I got your nose!" ahh moment

[@RodgerYoung2024]

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@CactusSawmill]

It's like those tanks in We Happy Few which were made of literal paper mache.

[@ImonlyhumanAfterall-bh8uk]

Tank- BRUHHH

[@avanguard4102]

Earth: Send an entire Army That one combine: 😈⛏️

[@matteblack420]

Tank lost it's dignity tonight.

[@Green-ader]

So, I’m guessing this version of the Abrams had no machine guns?

[@gamersloth4383]

and no electrical turret drive, by the looks of it

[@Sr_Sem]

All Abrams models have MGs, at least coaxial M240.

[@NN00o0oooo.]

HECU Suffered the bugs of being compiled into Source Engine

[@Little-Buster]

The Crowbar is mightier than the Tank.

[@user-nx1nw2dn6w]

the combine won because we didn't have the TF2 version of Australia

[@mayakaibara]

adrams(made in china)

[@commentpolice4694]

AliExpress Abrams

[@hildamoyo2094]

ah yes an american abrams with a soviet 125mm gun.

[@Lord-xm7zn]

Oh no, he's got its nose!

[@tunch90]

-Crowbar guy: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru -Tank: NANI!?!?! 💥

[@keatonwastaken]

Sir I made our tank cannon into a sawed off like a shotgun so it's stronger up close sir!

[@QueueWithACapitalQ]

I love how freeman is strong enough to beat up a tank untill the ammunition explodes, but not strong enough to take the explosion.

[@SantiGamer585]

Combines: you will never stop us Adrian Shepard: hold my beer

[@random_person_on_earth]

tofu dreg tank

[@ch1ppychipp]

Built in China.

[@darthvaderbn]

-1000 social credits

[@bocktordaytona5656]

Operation desert storm bad ending

[@vuonghakpro4935]

ive never heard of a green abrams💀

[@multipulti6781]

my humour is broken😭😭😭

[@user-xe3me9wb4p]

Cj: WTF? Bull shit!

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

Who would win: Heavy armoured fighting vehicle with tempered and reinforced steel plating and a 120mm smooth bore cannon VS Man with boink boink stick

[@user-gx3im5ev4q]

Man with boink boink stick

[@mineturtle2]

It looks like that heavy armored fighting vehicle with tempered and reinforced steel and a 120mm smooth bore cannon won

[@jeremy9416]

Me as a kiddo " Can I do DMG with the crowbar ?" Some second later *Doom music intensifies

[@nanab256]

Better damage system than war thunder

[@galvanized_square_steel1]

war thunder in half life is crazy💀🙏

[@MalkomWhite]

War thunder if it was realistic

[@42ccb]

Average Half-life source experience, it's really so broken in Steam

[@PanAm747_20]

All jokes aside, they lost because of the combine's tech

[@ConfirmedZer0]

half life source moment

[@AankPlays5960]

Bro just rips off the cannon like its nothing

[@mantapi1781]

tanks can be destroyed with the crowbar but the explosion can end you

[@priyankasarkar6033]

That's why everyone fears the freeman

[@FritzLeAngel]

Chinese made abrams

[@ThePainTrain765]

Bro bought his Abram’s from Wish 💀

[@elpanatv2537]

from a tank, to a tank/them

[@Playcat69]

box with chumtoad is stronger than a tank

[@iansysoev9462]

War thunder moment

[@practic4l349]

Glass cannon

[@kiennguyen-rj5fx]

Cant have shit in detroit

[@wieldylattice3015]

This was fixed in the PS2 version, I know because I tried to do the exact same thing

[@Photosynthesist]

Gordon Freeman if he was from Madura..

[@nizalmuhammad9689]

Goofy ah abrams

[@root......]

If only valve updated the Source Engine earlier the world could have been saved.

[@1994CivicGLi]

Merkava Mk.5 MBT

[@_GhostMiner]

Half life source be like

[@Fei_PL]

it's not the reason because we all know from war thunder you can repair broken barrel in seconds

[@iraf.official]

🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@arkle519]

Is this why the combine won the seven hour war?

[@clowncargaming8046]

Yes

[@arkle519]

@@clowncargaming8046 why

[@clowncargaming8046]

@@arkle519 The humans can't use tank if no barrel

[@iraf.official]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌

[@Luke_Skywalker1836]

Lol

[@skinnyseven]

bareles

[@iraf.official]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JayromDejesus]

War thunder be like:

[@Lebanesethunder-m1g]

M1 Abrams is not that much storng

[@iraf.official]

2024.07.04. 3:18

[@fighter2499]

Lmao

[@LeonCat]

Will it work on goldsrc too?

[@BartoszKobrzyński]

no, tried it

[@COUNTERCOM]

The abrams has a coaxial 7.62 is this not modeled in Half life?

[@hittankfromhalflife5769]

Never was in the original Only in Black Mesa (iirc) was this added

[@jessicaregina1956]

It was early pc days, your lucky to have a vehicle in game.

[@woopdashoop9860]

POV: You have a russian shovel

[@zekramnordran9526]

Half Life Rising: Revengeance

[@Tudor547]

is that crowbar made out of bedrock?

[@TheMC1102]

Aw, fuck, that's an anti-tank crowbar... AW, FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK CROWBAR!

[@YourLocaIGamer]

Ig the tanks are made out of wood

[@YourLocaIGamer]

And sound like metal

[@arton347]

Обрезание😈

[@Iz4kiTiago]

🥸

[@gibranhabibie5602]

now with poor accuracy

[@dulguunjargal1199]

The Shells just slide out of the Breech and explode above the Driver

[@Helo_911]

Bro if war thunder players see this guy destroying an tank with an crowbar they litterally gonna add this new abrams and it's gonna be the new worst MBT (How the hell did the HECU just buy that tank)

[@DiosBabilonia]

They lost the war because the US president at the moment was Keemstar.

[@idkbg571]

made in china

[@LoonKalash]

Made in China

[@sonicanimator4571]

Cheap tank

[@emilgasanov871]

Its m2a1 CHINAbrams

[@tousifmix6]

Cheap toold

[@Ayranenjoyer]

its because youre playing with hd models on

[@gordonfeetman5306]

it’s because i’m playing on half life source

[@Ayranenjoyer]

@@gordonfeetman5306 >it's b-ACK!!!

[@doubtfulpencil9673]

​@@Ayranenjoyerleave hd models alone

[@leventekocsis9103]

Honestly, I don't think the US military would have fell as quickly as they did in the lore. It is the most powerful military on the world for a reason, I also don't think that combine tech is way more advanced than ours currently, in Half Life 2, they use guns that do the same amount of damage as ours would do, while the orbs some of their weapons can shoot are great for anti-armor purposes, they don't seem to have any real air power or tanks. Using hit and run tactics they could have been easily dealt a blow to. In the lore it is also stated that missiles were launched that destroyed cities like New York and Paris. In reality, NATO and the US would have mobilized only because of the portal storms. Air defense systems would haven't been excluded, with the ability to shoot down satellites in high earth orbit, i don't think missiles would have been any different to systems like the PATRIOT or Iron Dome. Close air support would have shredded the combine until they wouldn't have adapted and have made fighters themselves, which could possibly be countered by F-35s which are relatively high tech. With all of earth coming together against the combine, i don't see it likely that they would have won, while casualities would have been great on the human side, we would have come out victoriously.

[@gordonfeetman5306]

there’s a difference between the combine on earth and the actual main combine forces.

[@tylersmith1468]

The combine forces on Earth in HL2 are effectively ragtag police and rear line garrison units that are only there to pacify and keep control over Earth. And most likely were there mainly for show, not to actually counter a insurgency, the rebels in HL2 got super lucky against the Combine. The actual combine military or even actual combine garrisons were not present on Earth during HL2.

[@DaDesertRoad]

​@@gordonfeetman5306You both are right, I don't think that the entire human forces will fell in seven hours, we are very combative and we will loose, at least, in two weeks. Maybe the portal storms and the unknown xen life forms, plus the uncooperative of our species led to the rapid human loss.

[@deemwinch]

F35 is an overhyped piece of sh*t

[@DannyKS3D]

Seven Hour War is equivalent of Hurricane Katrina survivors being attacked by the entire combined might of US Armed Forces in 1991, we didnt have a chance to begin with, There's new theories about what happened in Seven hour war: Apparently the headcrab, vorts, and portal storm in Black Mesa? It happened all over the planet at the same time and NATO alliances are already occupied fighting for their lives. Maybe less than 5 days of all of this happening, You've got The Combine just pop out from the cover and just cleaned the deck.

[@pickuse]

Off course they win