“This Year, My Goal Is to Blackout Less” - Comedians Under the Influence

Josh Johnson, Brittany Schmitt, Sheng Wang and more hilarious comics share their experiences of being under the influence.
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[@stefanmarraccini8646]

"I just received and consumed an unsolicited hot dog from strangers in a moving vehicle." Hilarious.

[@zizinnnn]

honey, tonight’s not a full moon😂 brilliant

[@D-Rock420]

"....and the priest let me go because I wasn't his type" Me: **almost spits out pizza rolls I'm currently chewing**

[@tvlife19]

Wanda Sykes!!! Sheng Wang!!! Mitch Hedberg!!! (killing it) 🤣🤣🤣

[@YQuake]

Bruh Wanda got me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@benmeiss9901]

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.

[@melvincarltonscooterjohnsoniii]

🥳 😆😂🤣😭🤣😂😆 🥳 〽️🌜🎷🥳🥳🥳

[@user-fq1ig3uy3q]

Oh, he DEFINITELY used to. Too soon? I love Mitch.

[@dfgdfg_]

Reality is a fine place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.

[@wyett123]

​@@dfgdfg_😂 Yus!

[@Spidaface666]

Me too ✊🏿

[@poppykelly2619]

A couple of things that would be a great add on- links to the full comedy show and the comics information; year the show was recorded. These were all fantastic!

[@danielleschumacher1120]

That is such a Wisconsin thing to say, "I gave up drinking for lent at 15".

[@leahkeefe6510]

This guy is so funny! I don't normally laugh out loud, and I'm almost crying about those werewolf!

[@skeletor1422]

love Ali!!! domino effect 1 & 2 were both incredible!

[@LycanLink]

I'll take absolutely any excuse to watch more Mitch Hedberg. 💜

[@tiahelm4539]

Qwerty 21st

[@1234fakerstreet]

They dug deeeeep. Mitch Hedberg. RIP. And young Wanda Sykes.

[@captain26]

I had them both recorded on VHS as a kid. Gold comedy.

[@madenee2612]

I was stoned as balls one night driving, passed an Audi (while in a Nissan) driver was white boy wasted(stoned also) but very evidently. He goes "Wanna race?" I was like "No." He then says "Me either." 😂😂😂😂

[@arronz5325]

Reminder that driving stoned is irresponsible DUI Driving under influence Does not only refer to alcohol

[@YahuShuaisTheWay70x7]

Whenever American stand ups joke about their dispensaries I can neither relate and feel like I live in a different era of history 😂 (uk)

[@heatherrobinson4460]

I live in Georgia, and it's still illegal here. I've never seen a dispensary either.

[@bchearne]

I love the Ali Siddiq story. But I love every story he tells, so that’s no surprise

[@MakerOfChase]

Found him recently and im obsessed. I was low-key hyped it took me a while to find him now instead of having to wait to see more of his work

[@CYBERDELICRELICS]

I remember that old LSD orange juice story. That went around in the 90's.

[@MakerOfChase]

Cause it works lol😂

[@peterDcontact]

sweng wang killed it

[@xjdfghashzkj]

Lol everything about his bit was just fantastic

[@hugh_jasso]

Every teenager I knew was introduced to Everclear like a right of passage. If you hadn't had it you hadn't even STARTED drinking seriously.

[@johnwinston4761]

🫡 half a half gallon of orange juice, eyeball a liver shrinking amount of Everclear into it, put some cranapple/crangrape on top, add a healthy pull of Cook’s Spumante and you’re instantly the life of the party 😂 everybody in the clique had their own and we were perpetually shitty freshman/sophomore year of college lolol

[@animatedaboutlife]

We would all meet on the railroad tracks in the middle of the night and someone would bring a water bottle of ever clear and a bottle of juice or Hawaiian punch. Warm everclear chased by warm fruit punch still sends shivers down my spine. 😅

[@calisongbird]

*rite of passage

[@YQuake]

I might not make the cut as a passenger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mayatenshi]

The last one was amazing but the others were good too 😸

[@makasiparsad]

"maybe she live in the woods.."🤣

[@jasminemcelroy7717]

Umm if you will pay me in mushrooms, then I will be doing 30mins of comedy no prep. Also two shots of bushmills and I'm like, let's go!!!😂😮😅

[@antho-e4h]

loved wonder sykes

[@geekdiggy]

sheng wang fkn killed this lol

[@joshlyerla6991]

Ngl thought this was a set but the compilation was better

[@bluescorpion7]

Losing your virginity to a traffic cone?! 😂😂

[@tnt2324]

My first shot was Everclear too. That burn that burn

[@jbluntico6821]

ZAZA MYBOY

[@nicolekinder506]

Does anyone know the guys name that was talking bout werewolves?

[@amailman1409]

19:05 'ish I love this chic 😅

[@spexi513]

😂 ☠️ @ don’t want to go down in quicksand in my regular body ; rather go down in a car

[@JesusIsKingOfKings88]

I wonder if that dude is embarrassed of telling that orange juice joke now 😂

[@JesusIsKingOfKings88]

It’s an urban myth that has been around for decades (I probably heard it for the first time 25 years ago but it’s actually older than that), that some dude had a sheet of LSD in his pocket and got rained on and began to trip and thought he turned into a glass of orange juice and could never lay down again because he was scared that he would tip over and lose all of his juice and DIE….. if you didn’t know then now you know 😂

[@daniellancaster4161]

I almost skipped this, glad i didnt!! Dude is 100% correct w the weed, also i knew a guy who ate so much acid he thot he was a glass of oj n if he tipped over would spill, real talk

[@ekdaufin1485]

Woman has great Catholic jokes!

[@jasminemcwilliams5492]

14:30 Sadly I agree 😅🤣

[@Trondiggy]

Hilarious 😂

[@ianlauhon8760]

When i found drugs it was a great day. Ive been looking ever since. Some days the drugs find you and other days you find them.

[@philwright2480]

I don't trust anyone who doesn't like cats

[@chelseashaffer7727]

🗣🗣MADISON WISCONSIN

[@catherinesweeney2312]

Oooo I have a friend from there

[@Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes]

I hope more people can learn Chinese to get comprehensive firsthand information about China and seek more job opportunities. Chinese is not that difficult to learn as many people imagine. Chinese primary school pupils can easily learn 3000 characters, which cover 99 percent of Chinese characters in newspapers and books. I’ve spent lots of time in making many videos teaching Chinese in a humorous way. I hope somebody can give me some advice about how I can reach my target audience who want to learn Chinese.

[@sabbathjackal]

mandarin is the hardest language in the world to learn followed by cantonese and english.

[@barbourgirl78]

Cantonese or Mandarin?

[@Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes]

Mandarin@@barbourgirl78

[@1bestfriend2u18]

1:09

[@wailingalen]

Anybody else think that curly blonde looked like a thicker curly version of Iggy Azalea?

[@neen42]

Nope

[@laurafalce335]

Never had a drug problem. Well if I didn't have any drugs that was a problem. But I always had them so I never had a drug problem!

[@margaretames6522]

I don’t get high and I still hated Cats.

[@Bailemos888]

Wanda Sykes was pretty

[@gibsonrickenbacker6317]

I wish edibles worked on me 😢 I can eat so much and nothing. Liver enzyme is what my doctor says.

[@askmisscrowecheyennecrowe306]

Not here. If you drink as much as you can they’ll leave you in the parking lot to rot.

[@netkosent1620]

Anyone see John Wick sitting in the back toward the end?

[@justinboyett8843]

I need to hang out with Ari.

[@ZeusTube.]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zen_Myco]

Too short 😢

[@kap3469]

Theres a famous case of this man that got so high on acid that he thinks a glass of orange juice and has the fear of being spilt. Mans stealing whole plots to stories that already exist......

[@James-rq3bu]

Skyler higley's story tripping on acid i hope absolute true story.

[@ThomasKingsley-g2n]

Pot is not a drug it’s an herb

[@DanielDelsanno-d3i]

Yeah Mitch hedberg should have you know laid off of all the drugs just saying

[@malumbomukonde868]

1

[@yuritahdid1475]

Pete Davidson absolutely sucks! I don't know who told him he was funny along the way but they should've kept their mouth shut. Ugh

[@sirvaniss]

Comedy Central, it's "black out" if it's being used as a verb. Maybe find better editors.

[@EmissaryTheGreat1192]

U can really see how hard stand up is when a woman tries it. I wanted to chuckle but she was dry and dull.

[@AAAAAA-613]

Didn't expect to see blatant misogyny in this comment section lmao

[@EmissaryTheGreat1192]

@@AAAAAA-613 well expect the unexpected with comedy. It waa trash and i would have definitely walked off from her set. Maybe u like backyard cookout funny. But i like comics to be polished and have quality material. This wasnt that from the women. I mean most the guys were barely worth a snicker.

[@AAAAAA-613]

@@EmissaryTheGreat1192 Bruh

[@dannyboy32125]

The first guy stole that joke about the orange juice it used to be a guy took acid and he spilled it all out on himself thought that he was a glass of orange juice

[@netkosent1620]

He quit acid and just smokes weed now. Still orange juice tho.

[@IEatCheerios]

That first black dude opened with a Katt Williams joke. Very original

[@user-fq1ig3uy3q]

Wanda Sykes as a straight woman isn't as funny as her with a wife.

[@chasingamurderer]

Weed jokes suck ppl