“My Dad Is a Damn Snitch” - Comedians on Family

Work out your family issues with a supersized compilation of stand-up. Kevin Hart, Pete Davidson, Fortune Feimster and more of your favorite comedians delve into their hilarious families.
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[@theloudkage853]

Nah the story Jo Koy was tellin about the shoe store was hilarious “you stoopid”😂😂

[@Yamahaaaaaaa]

😂

[@tinamarietaylor3346]

Jo Koy is one of my all time favorite comedians. The mom stories are hilarious!

[@darrenwells3642]

“My dad died a few years ago cuz my vision board worked” 🤣🤣🤣

[@tarecahubbard-holt1630]

Damn, that's cold. 😂😂

[@tempellem]

"..you know one language. You're stu-pedh!" 😂 Love it!

[@whatsupwalbany9218]

Joe Koy stories w his mother are always so funny! Props to his mom too solid hard working honorable woman who came for a better life for her family. Success!

[@robo5013]

You know his dad is a white Air Force guy right?

[@kingayy9267]

@robo5013 Does that somehow negate OP's comment?

[@robo5013]

@@kingayy9267 Sounds like the OP is under the impression that his mom immigrated to America by herself for a better life for her family but she married a serviceman which is why she moved here. Even though they got divorced she got alimony and child support, so good job raising a family as a single mom but she didn't do it all herself, she had plenty of financial support.

[@kingayy9267]

@robo5013 Money doesn't raise kind, healthy, successful children. Sounds like you're working overtime to avoid giving his mother credit. Weird.

[@robo5013]

@@kingayy9267 Weird you didn't see I gave her credit for raising a family as a single mom. Perhaps reading and comprehension aren't your strongest traits, that's why you didn't get that the OP assumed she immigrated to America alone.

[@geraldineanang7701]

Joe Koy's story with his mum in the beginning made me laugh too hard. Our mums are awesome 🤣

[@faith1780]

“Diabetres” made me laugh so hard I almost spit out my food 😂

[@kingayy9267]

When I read your comment, I hadn't heard the segment yet and just reading it looked hilarious. "Scientrifically" "groogle.crom"

[@therealjohnmace9488]

U gotta replace the cartridge in ya knee 💯💯

[@powerraptor8637]

I can't stop laughing at the groogle part

[@youmakemehappy7]

​@@therealjohnmace9488😂😂😂😂

[@kingayy9267]

24:00 Ron Funches' delivery was hilarious! Loved the note his part ended on: "actually, that's pretty cool."

[@maryrosekent8223]

Ron Funches is a one-man giggle fest! I absolutely adore him❣️

[@kittyonmydesk5532]

Damn! I'm an autistic kidult but I don't have the means to be a fvcking psycho!

[@BlountedReality]

Ghosts and goblins before fathers 😂 12:25

[@jessicageorge9136]

and CANDY!!

[@Sindollx666x]

Ron Funches is so goddamn funny. I grew up with a severely disabled little brother, so I can relate to his feels. My brother passed away in 2007, he was 3-4 months away from turning 23. I miss him all the time. I'm greatful to still have 2 more little brothers. They're from my Dad's second marriage, they are 10 (almost to the day he's born 9 years 354 days after me) & 12 years younger than me. Matty was born 4 years after me. So the gap was way closer. Matt our little angel, I hope you're resting well, or traveling and doing all the things your physical body caused you extreme challenges & prevented you from doing. ❤❤❤ - big sis

[@NYCSphynx]

Very, very sorry about your loss. Keep being strong, it’s good to put it out there & speak about it

[@erickflores2224]

you made me cry hun. bless your beautiful soul

[@katherinebrown5720]

Thank you for sharing. ❤

[@dantetorres9644]

Young Kevin Hart sound just like Beetlejuice🤣

[@suzannenichols6900]

The 'Ashley Davidson' and the rest of her Mom stories had me ROTFLMAO.

[@dreamoutloud2629]

My mom is puerto rican. Whenever mu sister and i would make comments about her accent she would always go, "i espeak a two languages. How many you espeak?" Every. Single. Time gahahahah

[@emmylene62]

Ali Siddiq!!! ❤️ 😂 👏🏻

[@mamakat7176]

21:51 I just found the live action Cleveland Brown and he described Cleveland Jr Perfectly😂😂😂😂😂

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT ME N MY WIFE SAID!

[@cwbintn8949]

I’ve never hit the fast forward button faster when Amy Schooooomur came onto my screen than I have in my life.

[@alovecolour]

Same

[@captkill3304]

Thanks for the warning.

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

I don’t understand who is keeping Amy Schumer in business. I’ve never, EVER met a comedy fan who likes to watch her or supports her in any way.

[@Golfer-js3xl]

SAME!

[@oggy1485]

Lol the kevin hart one with holy water. Looks like she agrees with kat williams 😂😂

[@JoshHoodSucks]

Fortune's conversation 🙄😂😂😂 that is exactly 10000% a convo with a southern mom I just had it happen yesterday I've learned to just say yeah I know em or why do you ask

[@traceysedlakova4383]

1,000,000%!!!! My Louisiana mama knows everybody’s health issues. I don’t know their names!

[@moniqueengleman873]

I get calls daily from Kentucky. They forget and call me at 5am due to Pacific time. Let me tell you about what Frankie did....... Good response. Just humor them.

[@tjfreno69]

Joe Koy 😂 I love him❤

[@iamgroot1089]

Jo Koi be killin it.....thx for sharing

[@bl4kkLotus4Jesus]

Jo Koy and Ron Funchess are hysterical 🤣🤣🤣My mum always goes all out for Father’s Day my Dad is the Very bestest tho and we finally have some money 😂😂😂 Sabrina Jalees is one of my favorites!!😂😂😂

[@rodrigokels24]

The Pete Davidson bit is funny for ✨Reasons✨ now

[@BriarPatchNyra]

?

[@KatomaFoxling]

Father's day sales...Home Depot, Sams club, Ford lol

[@channingaustin]

I love Jo Koy’s momma!! She’s a bada**

[@ARTPROBLEMS]

THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT!! I've always thought that people with "broken" English most likely speak another language and get judged by these people out here that haven't heard another language, much less speak one.... ughhh.. the ignorance is strong with this one.. :/

[@christinedufer7075]

I love jo koy the guy , just now hearing his jokes the rising generation z he is hilarious. Definitely want to see more of his stand up

[@user-zl4mu3wm1r]

Mia Jackson bout slayed me😂❤😂❤ Daddy fkd ip😂❤😂😊😊😊😊

[@ScottieD87]

"My girlfriend does a handstand and I just..." 😂😂

[@kingayy9267]

"The gayest move in the WNBA"

[@khrysseaqi7970]

Oh man… I totally relate to ouija board dad! 💯😂❤️

[@danikahholdman2609]

Threats O’ Violence 😂

[@clorawilliams72]

MORE..PANCAKES..BEEEAAAACH!!😂

[@dykevader01]

Tbh, this just tells you the impact dads had. (However in Poland father's day is important, just like Arbor day)

[@bethebong]

The lip plumper killlled meeeeeuuhh!!! 🤣☠️💕

[@realberg1015]

I love Jo Koi’s mom ❤❤❤

[@d.t.6072]

Lot of great bits in this compilation.🤣

[@samsonhendrixiii3308]

My Mom threatened to "Slap the Black Off of Us"... My Mom looks white, so we believed her... Since we figured, someone Slapped the Black Off of her 😅

[@JysMe]

Lmao 😅😢😅😢😂hilarious my mama use to say this too

[@rkms5606]

😂😂😂😂

[@princesswills2631]

😂

[@mofrowannabe]

“I got’cho baby boy…” 💀 😂

[@marsbarsxo]

I read this comment just as she said it 😂

[@NetteJ]

Jo Koy is hilarious 😂 😂😂😂😂

[@davidcroteau7087]

That cougar joke killed. I hope this is stamped on a timeline that was amazing

[@colleenclements5715]

Thank you . . . I needed that💯

[@theenergydoctor909]

24:22 I feel this bit in my soul 😂😂😂 I have a 5 year old autistic daughter who only says 2 words which are NO and ALL DONE…so parents I’m sure you can imagine how much of our conversations go 😂😂😂😂 In deed a little butt head but i love her dearly 😂😂

[@alexiscarte5044]

"Fathers" day should be at 20 considering i ask everyone ik about their family and ppl i meet as conversation. I know VERY few who were even kind of ok with the job their dad did

[@tammymavery]

4:04 Fortune Feimster. Hilarious.

[@MrBuliths]

It's not a surprise his mom is single... Just listen to some of these stories. Jo Koy's mom

[@7Tajah]

those tween years are tough to parent!

[@MsDavis-xl6re]

😂😂😂 my mother jacks up words now too

[@tracyoconnor397]

That first comedian doesnt deserve her mother. She sounds fabulous.

[@ntwaha732]

Yh I didn't like that part either!!

[@dragonfly961]

Oh man my stomach hurts from laughing. This one was epic.

[@sashalanier594]

My adopted mother threatened me with, "I'm gonna make sure you're never in a loving home again." Because i had an attitude. (Mind you not, she called me home to do dishes in the middle of me helping my older sister babysit, while there was older kids in the house capable to do it. They were just in bed in their rooms. Also, I had to go get their dishes out of their rooms in the process of it all. Mind you not, same way with other chores like feeding the animals on top of going to school.) I made their lives a living hell apparently and im not good off like they are😅

[@doslover]

I've heard the 'rotary cuff' joke at least three times now... as I'm writing this I've already forgotten what it actually is 😅

[@helenl3193]

Rotator cuff. (I only know cos I broke mine!)

[@catherinereynolds9644]

Laughing out loud! Thank you☮️💜👽

[@hannahcrouch22]

Middle of the video had me belly laughing

[@CaboniaBelieves]

Yes Sam, this one is too real for the crowd. 😅😮😂

[@michaelgiddings195]

Good Stuff , Thank You More Please.

[@michellec1779]

What was my time?! 😂 My brother did crap like that to me all the time

[@user-sk2wk6ud2h]

So beautiful I just got emotional

[@tjfreno69]

Pete!!!!😂

[@ElamiLounge]

Pickle was hilarious 😭😭😭

[@PuertoRicanChuckles]

Whoop Whoop! Much Love Y'all

[@sailorsheffield9128]

Whoop whoop!

[@daniyale2848]

Ali Sadiq is hilarious!!

[@nikiniang1991]

I got ya baby boy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@renewashington9119]

😂😂😂😂 full Blown diabetres

[@christinegelabert1651]

MOST important and concise post here... THIS is a great bunch of comedians. Thanks for getting it all together! #NYGenXBIKERLady

[@jeremyhoover7926]

All funny. Lol the first girl

[@brandonlozier4404]

That's what we called the computer room. Is that odd? Hmm. Makes sense too me.

[@thegracetofollow4194]

Tickle pickle😅😅

[@LadyFaTV]

I'm pickles and pickilina😂😂😂

[@realberg1015]

Ali Saddiq is hilarious ❤❤❤😂😂

[@user-sm6qu2yh4w]

Love

[@CaptainAmerica2001]

I love Amy Schumer she's gorgeous and really actually funny 😁

[@Sindollx666x]

I just realized I have a bit of a crush on Kevin Hart. It would be cute if we ever went on a date coz I'm 5'1" he can't be THAT MUCH TALLER THAN ME.

[@BahKnee]

Broken family restaurant? I think that's a Waffle House.

[@user-wl9qn5wz3v]

Chris has a Bill Burr style to him I like 😊

[@LauraRibeiro-sj3ub]

I would give my dad a card ( handmade) since I was 3 I think every weekend or once a week till I was 10. I buy my dad a gift every month, not ties etc I talk to him a lot, so I know the things he likes 😊he like trains, stamps and antiques. I search for them and get it for him. He has kept everything I ever made or purchased for him. 😢 that’s so sweet! Never knew my cards that I made as a kid was still with him. He’s 70 now 🎉 he loves music, same taste as me, so I downloaded and made him a playlist on his phone, he loves it! Next gift wireless headphones. ( he’s an engineer) a is very much like one, even after he retired. Still does his little projects at home ❤ I love my daddy and my mom too, but I’m a daddy’s girl😊

[@bigjim4429]

I love Tom thakkur 😂

[@miatorres91]

I love Joe Koy!!!!!!!

[@AlexSmith-qu2kx]

Mia Jackson got me falling off my chairs

[@Chr1st8l]

Pickle hahaha

[@nicholedowning8341]

Haha Fortunes mom and mine could be sisters. Lol lol

[@glendarashanna]

Not she stole my childhood horror story 😢 still traumatized about my dad’s search history 😭

[@geekdiggy]

marina franklin cracked me up and so did ron funches

[@cassandrarey8615]

Who is the comedian at 22:50?

[@purrbugaloo]

Ron Funches

[@CaptainAmerica2001]

Pete Davidson is dry sense of humor funny but still funny 😁

[@darkchocolate757]

OK Cleveland 22:12 lol

[@krystalsturgeon5964]

🎉❤ AMEN Yes mom's will buy the wrapper to keep the tool safe

[@nomessnostress]

the guy at 23 sounds like cleavland brown

[@damonteague7442]

Theres a crosseyd frowny face over the crowd @25:32

[@ChefVeeSuRae]

Fortune Feimster does not look like her voice on the radio. . . . I was surprised this is her

[@volume2517]

Look at Kevin Hart...😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alloxxxsaurus]

The irony of pete avidson's mom - she was RIGHT!!!!!!!

[@naijohnson6587]

Sold his soul

[@sivad02]

I love how Amy Schumer totally copied Nikki Glaser’s whole cadence and delivery.

[@poleonpoleon706]

I love how people express their opinions in a passive way thinking that it will make their opinion less inflammatory or something . Just say you don't like it it's ok to not like something you don't have to say you love something you hate

[@kandicelewis9435]

@@poleonpoleon706sarcasm is a thing though lol that’s all this was

[@poleonpoleon706]

@@kandicelewis9435 I know what it was, I even used it myself.

[@LS-ys8nr]

This whole thread is dumb and Amy Schumer is a joke thief

[@davidoffski1985]

none of you used sarcasm in this thread.

[@civil_villain]

That RB Butcher set was 4 minutes too long.

[@luqeprisecaru8507]

so jzz is not censored? :) even after the definition 30:00

[@tinacole1450]

Amy is so cute

[@donHooligan]

8:30 if you want to skip Amy Shummer

[@pjwollum]

I love her.

[@donHooligan]

are you a really crappy comedian who seems funny compared to her,@@pjwollum?

[@osric729]

🙏

[@amandawyles5372]

Hilarious!@@

[@elihunt9917]

I heard 8th graders were doing this in the 1974's. I guess it depends on the community, city, state.

[@nakiabradford3100]

MIA UMM HUH YEAHHH🎉🎉🎉 😉 😉

[@barbourgirl78]

Casimir Pulaski Day.