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[@ItsTheBard]

It’s Barbara in disguise! *B w a a a h r b a r a*

[@ragingstormx1330]

XD I didn't know I needed this until I saw it!

[@megas957]

I think you mean barbwaah!

[@ThatOneGuy_205]

And Barbara is actually Hank Hill

[@rillaboomaui]

Yes

[@LikeASirr4231]

Omg lol that's so funny xd

[@codybrown3467]

How It Was Wade's Fault: An Overview 1.) Because it's always Wade's fault. 2.)See point 1

[@klept0manic271]

You need to be an author

[@cyxnidei]

3.) See point 2 4.) See point 3 AND SO ON WE CAN HAVE AN ENTIRE BOOK OF REASONS FOLLOWING THIS METHOD!

[@ZifticOTN]

5.) see point 4 6.) see point 5 7.) see point 6

[@theresagriffin4062]

8.) see point 7 9.) see point 8 10.) see point 9 11.) see point 10

[@vvw6384]

12.)See point 11 13.)See point 12 14.)See point 13 15.)See point 14

[@OleanderFaye]

the funniest part is that mark knew exactly what he was doing when he played the reverse. he's just an agent of chaos

[@PoeticLizard]

That’s the best kind of agent

[@bobbybkh1471]

@marcoscolga24 ?

[@bobbybkh1471]

@marcoscolga24 Markiplier has content though?? What are you on about? lmao

[@bobbybkh1471]

@marcoscolga24 Ooooooh. Wait hold on. I just reread your comments, and Now I completely get it. My apologies. XD

[@Anonymous-73]

And of not letting Wade win

[@Hydra2054]

35:00 "you guys ever had a finger go numb for like four straight days?" What's scary is that he breaks his hand in the next episode and this quote foreshadowed it

[@toebeanz4226]

It was the other hand that he broke which makes it even worse 😂

[@podge8238]

@@toebeanz4226 he dislocated it not broke it

[@_.-Skitterbug-._]

@@podge8238 "OOWWWH MY GOD MY WRIST POPPED. I DISLOCATED MY HAND!!!!!!! IT POPPED BACK IN PLACE... holy fuck that hurt-"

[@sacredgamer420]

Stooopid man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LGBTQLegend]

Dislocation is not the same as breaking.

[@No-bg6hz]

Mark: wE’Re aLL iN ThiS tOgETheR Mark: *starts a completely new song* Mark: t0 dEfEat THe hUnnNsSSs

[@GAMINGOBRIEN69]

Yes

[@GAMINGOBRIEN69]

When was that

[@ashleylewis1652]

Gaminggaming obrien69 7:11

[@GAMINGOBRIEN69]

@@ashleylewis1652 thx

[@lukagrdzelishvili]

I honestly didn't even notice I continued the song like that even before he did

[@potato1674]

Bob: ,,Please, do not let the Bot be Barbara" Wade: *War flashbacks* I love this Series

[@jakeruss1508]

Yes I agree You right

[@phoenixflambe3319]

It's Bwaaaah now!

[@KostisPlayz]

You right

[@noname._.2535]

*wade

[@That_Spacechild]

Charlett Sophine I can totally agree with ya bud

[@eeveeboi7174]

nobody: wade: Y O M A M A S S W E E T A S S

[@didograce3531]

So underrated, I need a clip of that on repeat

[@zoenelson3340]

@@didograce3531 youtube added a clip thing where you can share just a specific part of the video, ive never actually used it but maybe it could work for just having a short part of it? I'm not sure how it works tbh

[@MarksBigOlHam]

Y O M A M A S S W E E T A Y U S S

[@Anonymous-73]

Wade: EEEEEEEE Wade: wait hold on Wade: *EEeEeEeEeeEeEEeeEeeEeeeE*

[@j.k.-p3168]

11:00 I love how Mark did that purely to get a reaction out of Wade

[@spofman]

the venturian pfp

[@nononamename2643]

“We’re all in this together to defeat the Huns” -Markiplier 2019 Song is from Everyones favorite american teenage movie. “Highschool Mulan”

[@Jani-rs3ws]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was so confused

[@phrogy_1992]

Mulan musical

[@anonymooselsb2968]

highschool au

[@user-cy7it1ik9y]

Highschool Musilan

[@bellam6397]

Mulan the Musical. Duh

[@evantheboss9202]

"My pinky has been tingling for 4 straight days" "Go see a doctor!" "I'm busy!" Wade is a whole mood XD

[@lynroradestler9499]

My dad did the same thing. He broke his pinky finger and he had a medical friend that said the finger would never work again. He needed that finger to do his job, so everyday he would re-break his finger. The pinky to this day looks like a zig zag, but it works.

[@rileydavis5624]

Kaitlyn Prime your dad is a legend

[@linhfphung7867]

....he had to rebreak it everyday? Not jist once to get it right?

[@Ekairah]

@@lynroradestler9499 that must look pretty wack

[@DeosPraetorian]

@@linhfphung7867 no basically his finger kept breaking because he kept using the finger

[@crewieaustin9201]

10:50 This part is still a golden after 3 years.

[@mosesagu]

Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on....

[@Person7503]

@@mosesagu Bro forgot how the scam goes 💀🗿

[@Oni_edits_]

13:37 bookmark

[@Oriooooooon]

No bc mark had so many chances to play his 7’s and steal the card 😭

[@seahors377]

The whole "French Horse" bit was the highlight of this video. I literally laughed so hard, I got a headache 😂

[@viab.5040]

Honestly I’m surprised there’s not more French Horse bit comments. It’s honestly my favorite ever.

[@seahors377]

@@viab.5040 it's my favorite ever, too!!

[@CitrusFinn]

Here's my breakdown: It's Wade's fault because it's always Wade's fault.

[@hydrasalesman9629]

Brother

[@Esabelle]

I'll bet Markiplier would vouch for that statement 😂

[@rileydavis5624]

Lauranges that checks out

[@CitrusFinn]

@@hydrasalesman9629 Henlö Bröther

[@Sandrasaki800]

*THIS IS FCKING BARBARA'S FAULT*

[@matraxialartemis1674]

2016: Four friends are playing together happily and in agony 2019: Three friends that are getting old are playing together in a very salty and cursing each other

[@The-Average-Noob]

In a vary salty...

[@ognichipezo5059]

I wish here sill was 4 friends

[@lemonjinxxy]

@Blue Mustard Jack is a business buddy now. He'll be back, no doubt.

[@tjknight]

So Jack was the irish brand glue this group needed?

[@lemonjinxxy]

@@tjknight I wouldn't say so. I think they are fine without Jack. They're good with Jack as well but no harm to him, I skip things he's in because he peaks his mic too much.

[@RedEyesTops]

"I'm not the angry kinda person" says the person who threw a chair, broke a controller and punched a hole in the wall

[@alexanderharrison3912]

You mean the wall in the Team Edge studio?

[@RedEyesTops]

@@alexanderharrison3912 nah, the wall from the video that *definitely never happened*

[@anti_neon8910]

@@RedEyesTops ?

[@kennedy2594]

@@RedEyesTops the fact that people don’t know what you’re talking about is actually upsetting

[@ohmeganerd]

@@anti_neon8910 you wouldn't understand

[@erikhaugan]

16:25 bobs joke there and Bobs French accents have been killing me. He's underrated. Bob should have the same ammount of subs as Mark or Jack by now.

[@brianna6087]

For me it was towards the end of the bit where Bob was going "uh.. the sound of footsteps. Sorry I didn't have that one queued up" 😂😂

[@wowwowthing]

Mark dying: Hey you okay Mark? Mark:MINT what MINT

[@funtimelinzy5332]

Lol

[@fireshockgamer6734]

At least he will have good breath as he dies LOL

[@FluffyDaFluffster]

SILENCE MINT

[@TheDude-cp5kk]

He requires the M I N T

[@spazelf]

*M I N T*

[@user-bv3gw4zp3y]

“Bwaaah I will eat your children thank you.” - Wade 2019

[@1verdura]

Zachary Moore I am watching the video for the first time and as soon as I saw your comment Wade said it

[@hannathompson4376]

Lol

[@NathanTheMan]

14:08 Wade saying “where is it” it just amazing.

[@taekookruinedmesendhelp7595]

Bob's little "HA TA!" at 22:50 always gets me

[@dormammusofat]

lol it sounds more like a “HAFUFF”

[@moonflux2536]

Mark: *Someone to a breakdown of how it's Wades fault* Me: *Ok... so it is Wades fault.*

[@rileydavis5624]

Moon Flux that checks out

[@RagelsGAMER]

You Right

[@Mr.Zer0_U-13]

When your right your right

[@n.j.p.9322]

Wade is Wade so it's his fault

[@caitlynboylan5456]

The reason it’s wade fault is.... 1. He’s wade 2. He’s wade 3.Mark said so so it’s his fiat because he’s wade

[@flynnnolen1067]

Mark: *starts singing High School Musical* Also Mark: *somehow ends up singing Mulan*

[@adamr.2205]

@@shayes7297 w e ' r e a l l i n t h i s t o g e t h e r *T O D E F E A T T H E H U N S*

[@spicyrhino8918]

I need to make that my ringtone, I forgot that happened and I did a spit take xD

[@strawberryduchess656]

I, for some reason, always think that they are the same song and unironicly sing that phrase cause I keep forgetting that they’re two different songs lol.

[@Vorrupted]

Flynn Nolen 7:16

[@jaynighwolf7585]

I think he made the communist version

[@maskedfrown_6610]

10:53 I replayed this multiple times and almost puked from laughing so much

[@JeiVron294]

And so did we.

[@WRLDOfSad]

How'd you do that? 💀

[@aniyilator]

@@WRLDOfSadThey laughed really hard and almost threw up, I'd assume

[@WRLDOfSad]

@@aniyilator rip XD

[@reydragonclaw1128]

It's adorable how if any of them make the others laugh, they go with the bit just so they can make their friends laugh harder. It's so wholesome

[@dudeinadoughboy4327]

I don't know if it's that. Whenever I'm with my friends I find it's easier to laugh at stupid shit I wouldn't normally find funny

[@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199]

“We’re all in this together. To defeat, the Huns! Top song of 2019

[@JOJOSTAR69]

yes. a mashup between High school musical and Mulan XDDDDDDD

[@alexsantoro597]

LoneWolf CreativeGaming I’m getting flashbacks to when he and Matthias collabed lmao

[@Pickle-ko9pc]

Buy it on itunes in august 2019

[@arishimada1270]

jusst watch that yesterday

[@emiranda2491]

🎵You're the maddest grunt, I have ever met! But you can bet...before we're through🎵 🎵Wade, I'll.....make a man....out of youuuuuu...🎵

[@J--Dubs]

Mark: "What color is it" Wade: "I'm not telling" Everyone: *gets beaten by Bwaaah because no one knew what color Bwaaah had because Wade

[@thehotdogman9317]

That proves it right there! It's wade's fault.

[@juicymoose8968]

Well we all know... this is f***ing Barbara's fault

[@kabelor56]

Would be true, except Wade traded hands with Bwaaah

[@federicoburatti166]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@rulerofthewild7747]

Juicy Moose U right

[@godfatheralexander]

Mark didn't play Rayman origins nor legends but still knows the characters wow-

[@Yourlungs]

I just noticed that you liked your own comment. *I don't know why my brain said that...*

[@keithpomorin1167]

He could have played the game off camera

[@Johnrun3]

Well maybe he knows them from playin Rayman Uno?

[@tunnookiegaming2157]

If ur a true gamer u know all

[@tunnookiegaming2157]

@@Johnrun3 nah hes a true gamer

[@Marchpisces2004]

I feel bad for Wade but then I remembered it's all for fun. He takes the beatings like a champ. Props to you Wade.

[@suklachakma4237]

Now whenever I see an uno video from mark, all I can hear wade screaming "BARBARA"

[@andreeamosescu6566]

I read that in his voice 😂😂

[@concealed9783]

You right

[@whitewolf152]

“This is f-ing Barbras fault”

[@youreadthisinyourmindright2604]

11:01 the sounds of thousands of wade dying

[@32carebears]

It’s Wade’s fault because he decided to play UNO. He knows what happens when he plays UNO.

[@cordero6960]

yo momma sweet ass

[@silverraxtus9622]

BBBBBAAAARRRRBBBBAAAAAARRRRRRAAAAAA

[@necros5694]

Wade: “it’s a secret.” Markiplier: *changes color* Wade: it’s red you idiot. Markiplier: “how is that my fault” This is the wade’s fault breakdown

[@yasminlane4157]

666th comment

[@chrishigley9776]

Wade ment his color was a secret bwaah had a different hand

[@samprice3315]

@@chrishigley9776 BUT he should've told em what the bot had ;)

[@robertwallace2478]

and that he drew the wrong card like an idiot

[@gideonbrock4624]

necros569 wow you actually broke it down

[@ThatRandomGu7]

11:56 “Wade it is highly toxic of you to give someone a gift and hold it above their head” “No that’s called Christmas” *silence* *murmurs of agreement*

[@wes692]

11:09 sounds like someone hit their rev limiter

[@ironencepersonal9634]

"I'm not an angry person" ... *Literally has a video on his channel called "Markiplier's RAGE Compilation"*

[@unicorndeath9966]

He's a Cancer. Very emotional. Won't share emotions so they come out in.... Other ways.

[@catalina1325]

@@unicorndeath9966 im a cancer, that is super true

[@AzethK]

@@unicorndeath9966 You know that month of birth doesn't mean jack about a person's personality right? This whole stuff is full of generic human traits...

[@aleksasinovic9432]

@@AzethK well it actually can be and it is proven by sience

[@unicorndeath9966]

@@AzethK true but no one can be sure it has no effect whatsoever on who you are as a person. There's no proof it doesn't or does. I chose to believe that it does and it's just fun to see what the zodiac says about you. (But also, Cancers be like that tho)

[@anoja31]

Doesn't matter if it's not Barbara, Wade has a problem with any bot lmaoo

[@Ashley80005]

anoja31 Noooo....He really hates Barbara, trust me.😂

[@emlynselene1096]

Bwah and mark immediately started screwing him over, and he surprisingly didn't scream immediately. Weird choice of words but I'm sticking to it

[@badasscrusader]

its probably just Barbra in disguise

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

I mean he's a bot so he knows it's a 50/50 against the bot, meaning he easily gets humiliated by them. Makes perfect sense.

[@bloodlobster]

@Evelynn Brannon lmao

[@pogdogb394]

7:16 He went from high school musical to Mulan in the span of a few seconds.

[@elizabethmills1286]

Exactly

[@elizabethmills1286]

Thank you

[@kaylarichardson8082]

20:54 did Bob just say that wade was TOO animated to be a cartoon character?🤣🤣

[@unicornblaze5566]

We need a remix of the 5:00 “ *Bob noise* ” “Listen-“ “ *Confused Bob noise* ” “BoB-“

[@Adam7ep]

That would be so funny

[@acesnick6527]

Yesyesyesyes

[@aurafireheart]

I was just thinking that. Hopefully it becomes a thing haha

[@chickentiger8530]

Unicorn Blaze556 it’s like he tried to answer before the question

[@retrorebootmusic]

I'm on it

[@mothvessel3893]

*Wade, loading Skyrim:* “I hope I don’t get Barbara”

[@AuraBrozz]

Wade, loading his pirated copy of avengers 5: "I hope I don't get Barbara"

[@blaketaylor2499]

Love it

[@dawsonbanman3364]

@@AuraBrozz u right

[@mothvessel3893]

Thank you, I worked very hard on it

[@whatischeese4179]

10:39 The best part XD Edit: Mark litterally had a seven so he could've gotten bobs hand. He just wanted Wade screwed over.

[@jessieridgeway8334]

Mark yelling "mint" like a safeword will never get old.

[@atael5479]

"bob, listen." "bob, listen." "bob, listen." markiplier is navi confirmed. and it's always wade's fault.

[@TheCool_Man]

It was listen bob

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

No, it's all Barbara's fault. :P

[@yearzeta9045]

but is it confirmed that navi is a na'vi?

[@FoxNotCloud]

Icy&jehftbdjvyv r/ihadastroke

[@MamaToFive]

YES!! A ZELDA REFERENCE!!! This made me smile!

[@RhizomeRoots]

Mark: when’s the last time we played Rabbids? Mark, 5 seconds later: *Vietnam Flashbacks*

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

More fitting for Bob tbh. "Y-You guys playing UNO over there? I wanna play too"

[@vinyltnt3094]

Back in nam, we played uno rabbits! One of the hardest things we ever did, facing against the Bwaahs!

[@Nightmare77_Games]

I want to know more

[@silverraxtus9622]

@awefawef awefawef Dis depressing... This IS MARKIPLIER! Not depress everybody.

[@gt_beltran42]

30:21 Bob: Well I was gonna say water slide but EEEEEEeeeeh. You know what's a good fucking color *picks green* Mark: Why are we still here, just to suffer?

[@GUARDIANKAYSA]

9:02 Don't mind me. Just forever bookmarking the best ending to one of these games as far as I've seen. Something to keep me chuckling, even in the worst of times.

[@mysticdragonss]

“Were all in this together, to defeat the Huns” Mark starts off by singing a highschool musical song, and then ends it with singing a part of a song from mulan? I can’t 😂

[@NotSoProishNoob]

I've done that before, like a lot, and it's really frustrating.

[@thegaynessofbeinggay5344]

I hate when i fo this

[@spoonzitm4069]

That’s just markiplier culture 😂

[@turtystomper4207]

I though your picture was hitler

[@RupertAndCheese]

Thankyou for explaining the joke. It was super obscure, I'm sure a lot of people didn't understand it.

[@justsomerandomcrusader7271]

Mark: “I am the nicest person in the world.” *Hovers over skip turn card*

[@thehaikuking8680]

"I was the nicest one... and you won't even remember..." ~Richtofen/Markiplier 2019

[@donaldbrewer6677]

14:13 I laughed for two minutes I’ve never heard something more funny than that

[@MarksBigOlHam]

“Where is it?” ~Wade Barnes 2019

[@NightLoveStar]

Mark: Well, Im running out of options Wade: *Jumps in* Mark: Well, Im running out of options Wade: *Jumps in* Mark: Well, Im running out of options

[@foxo5834]

The reason why it’s Wade’s fault Wade doesn’t know who Bwaaah is, Bwaaah takes advantage of this. Barbra told Bwaaah who Wade is. After that, Wade says “Why are we all skips?” It’s because Barbra told Chica to rig the deck of cards. Fast forward a bit, Wade uses a reverse card on Bwaaah meaning it’s Bwaaah’s turn and then HE uses a reverse card on Wade after that Wade uses another reverse and Bwaaah draws a lot of cards after that. Bwaaah used Barbra’s wrathful call when the gang wasn’t looking, then he won. Yes I did spend time on this.

[@Magicalwolfgamer]

Foxo The mighty fox whose the person who’s playing as bwaaah

[@SkipedBeat]

@@Magicalwolfgamer its i double trap, it's barbara in disguise.

[@thestrianofficial7187]

Mark: We're all in this together... Also Mark: To defeat, the huns... *visible confusion*

[@xgage24]

Foreseen mashup aproaches

[@James-nu6rq]

15:13 The start of the french (w)hor(s)e

[@rend3ring]

Wade: "Yeah, that's called CHRISTMAS." Gets me every time

[@TheNathannator]

0:02 Mark: **coughs** Bob: You okay bud? Mark: Mint Mark: _Mint_ Bob: You feeling alright? Mark: *_Mint_* Bob: You need a mint? Mark: I had a mint Bob: You thirsty? Mark: *_M i n t_*

[@eraldocoil2719]

69 likes.

[@TheSacredMaster]

very ecks dee

[@tiredglow]

whenever i have mints now i say "M I N T" thnx mark

[@citronvi0let847]

Jesus

[@anikirby9755]

MINT

[@dementodoc]

"Hey remember when I used to do..things.." - Bob God that quote brung tears.

[@ElusiveLion741]

*change*

[@laurelbrave3116]

BROUGHT

[@mamadoukone7612]

@@dementodoc um you spelled trofy wrong

[@sonja5878]

BRUNG

[@BestOnThursdays]

@@dementodoc I love you

[@robodonut8879]

4:59 play at 2 times speed you’ll thank me later

[@revengeking9662]

That's a beat

[@sinwalker_gaming7569]

It’s a remix, honestly I like the original better

[@AreEnTee]

Thank you

[@ananyalively3889]

Is it later now?

[@AreEnTee]

@@ananyalively3889 yes

[@benfelt1411]

36:32 when Wade said, "Hey I have a 3 my 3's green too" My heart man

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

?

[@unknownexe-ip9sb]

Me: *sees new uno video * Me: Oh, a new episode of "Everyone hates Wade"!

[@josh1216]

Uno is "The Bot Hates Wade", "Everyone Hates Wade" is Monopoly. (Which they should play again soon...)

[@jamiebroughton3310]

Much approve

[@ellotheregovna401]

“everyone hates wade” and “wade hates everyone”

[@HoanTraker11]

Me: sees Mark upload another UNO video Me: *_aw shit, here we go again._*

[@andreeamosescu6566]

"YoU riGhT"

[@leftleginleftlegout]

I like uno

[@drakan4769]

yes, I agree

[@shannon2906]

Ilyich Dzhugashvili you’re proud of yourself aren’t you

[@S3AF04M]

*plays buttercup by jack strauber*

[@beep_machine8027]

Mark: I'm gonna take you to school! Me in 2019: Nooooo Me in 2020: Please do! I'm so lonely!

[@slasherchild5871]

Me in 2021: Haven't been in school for 2 years and have been a hermit in my apartment

[@roll79faraz59]

i am so lonely,BROKEN ANGEL

[@YughioZexle2000]

I love that mark acknowledged the E meme at 19:54

[@LabyrinthFunkinDev]

Irrelevant, I know, but… That number is *_n i c e_*

[@that_tall_guy7437]

It is kinda nice

[@owliviabelly]

Mark: “I am that smart.” Also Mark: _forgets about the timer in front of his face_

[@livedandletdie]

Still won though...

[@The-Average-Noob]

Yeah, this is big brain time!

[@insaincaldo]

Smart but forgetful

[@kombatjenning]

Intelligence is not related to AWARENESS. 😂😂😂

[@Kitsuvet]

*"Bwaaah, I will eat your Children!"* ~Wade 2019

[@cameronwathen1007]

I read this right when he said it

[@Esabelle]

Dear heavens, this line...

[@nobodyknows1330]

I read chicken instead of children xD

[@mr.toxedia]

I lost it there XD!

[@AisKe3104]

30:10 - 30:28.. By far the absolute best sequence, from Bob’s aggression to Marks face. Perfection.

[@Achaeos]

15:25 incessant Frenchman laughter

[@chelsea4843]

"Bwaaah I will eat your children" "That's a weird insult" "I'm hungry so-"

[@redxyclone332]

Looks like it's FBI OPEN UP

[@nine-tees9491]

Yep. That is what they said..

[@UKn0wUlove]

Lonely Pluto XD they were saying that it’s what they said in the vid xd

[@donnaclark8079]

Rabbit is good, it’s very tasty

[@geckosgotgames3283]

Its kind of funny, i never thought id see the photo of one of my dungeons and dragons characters anywhere else than in my phone for representation.

[@Kodiakhunter]

Mark to Amy: I'm gonna record Uno Amy: ok Amy hearing Mark say: i'Ll JuSt Be HeRe WiTh AlL mY fReNcH wHoReS Amy: ¿¿¿

[@noahjester8471]

Ho ho hohn, big crasoint

[@PoeticLizard]

qhow qeho qwho im a French horse

[@rfishtail_0hmz613]

@@PoeticLizard qhow qeho qwho whorse

[@minatoson5788]

17:59.

[@emeraldchief2914]

@@minatoson5788 thank you i needed that

[@unknownperson1400]

10:52 when bob said those words all I can imagine is some one from a really old movie saying that.

[@pogmasterv3714]

5:03 lixian is making his remix song of marks voice and forgets to edit it out

[@popcandysys]

breakdown of how it was wade's fault: he refused to tell them what color Bwaaah had and then got mad when mark jumped in. this is similar to telling ur brother to break your toy and then crying to mom when he does so

[@KimimaruKusanagi]

U right

[@andrewknickerbocker314]

Nope... Wade's "not telling" was referring to the hand he took back from the bot. Mark gave him a hand of all reds with his 0, giving the bot an Uno hand. Wade then used a red 7 from the hand Mark gave him to take the hand back from the bot ("I'm not telling lol") The bot uses a red 4, getting back to Uno Mark jumps in (saying "uh-oh" as he realizes his mistake) Wade freaks out Not Wade's fault, Mark's fault

[@chuckled125]

It was wade's fault for giving Bwaaah the hand full of reds when the card that Bwaaah had was originally not red. What Wade should've done is wait to play the 7 as his last card since he should've known the card Bwaaah had wasn't red since he just had it.

[@goldminer1275]

@@chuckled125 wade was a contributing factor, not the 100%. Majority of the fault lands on mark since mark gave wade the hand with HIS 0 and then wade panic response was to get back his hand. Mark should have remembered that his hand was solid red as it was just a single color but forgot it in a record 8 seconds.

[@geminimoon4012]

The fact that people are taking time out of their day to write why it was Mark's or Wade's fault is hilarious to me.

[@derekarredondo5563]

30:09 racism lore

[@kodered59]

28:45 "Fuuunnnny joke" Game Grumps Reference.

[@powerofanime1]

Wade: "My pinkie's been tingling for like four days." Mark: "GO TO A DOCTOR!" Wade: "I'm busy!" Me: ......busy what, having a heart attack?

[@murkkz1679]

With what*

[@jameskotter2920]

KZbin: up next, wade litterally breaks his hand

[@thecommonman9524]

Heart attack would be the left hand, so he's got that going for him at least.

[@jacksonlemon1412]

No apparently he's too busy breaking his hand.

[@urgae9125]

@@murkkz1679 Stop incorrecting people, bud.

[@user-wl5pd4ky6r]

Wade: *makes E noise* Mark: *Vietnamese War flashbacks to E meme* Stressed Mark: *has existential crisis*

[@MicaelaB.]

I don't understand the E meme. I honestly don't get it. Maybe its good that I don't know, but maybe its bad I don't know, I'm not sure.

[@themagnificantmemer7935]

@@MicaelaB. look up EA memes

[@Starlitsoul0359]

Micaela Brown All you need to know is *E*

[@gameforfun9240]

Vietnamese's here

[@gameforfun9240]

what's up guy

[@mau_ghxst]

The whole bit from 16:11 kills me every goddamn time

[@emmasullivan2274]

0:02 - *_M i nt_* 1:22 - "You guys quit jerking each other off over there?" 2:45 - "Hey what happened to my hand?" 3:27 - "Oh you butt bottle jar.": 4:31 - "That was my twern!" 4:44 - "CAN I PLEASE HAVE A TURN?!" *"NO!"* 4:59 "Listen, Bob" song 5:49 "That was all your fault Wade" 6:11 - "Did you just read shirt as c-heart?" 6:44 - "You should see a doctor" 7:15 - Mark trying his best to sing HSM 7:56 - Wade putting cards in his pants 8:13 - Wade getting +10 10:23 - Mark starts screwing Wade and Bob 10:55 - Mark reversing it to Bob 11:20 - "You say your mom?" 12:07 - The Christmas debacle 13:03 - "bwah i sweAR TO GOD!!!" 13:44 - "Bwah's going to be punished" 13:57 - "Are you fuckin my pancakes?" 15:14 - "suck my hand, bwah" 15:33 - "I'm a french horse!" 15:55 - "I have some concerns about the fairness of this game..." 17:18 - Bob getting pissed about Uno's announcement 17:59 - "I'll be here with my french whores!" 18:42 - "...the sound of footsteps walking away" 18:58 - "Hello German prostitute" 19:51 - E 20:56 - "I had the most cards!" 21:51 - "I FORESAW IT!" 22:17 - "WHAT DID I DO TO YOU, WADE?!" 22:50 - Bob jumping in 23:00 - Wade getting +4 23:43 - "Alright, well, I'm running out of options..." 24:34 - "Wait, I have a two, can I just draw a plus on it?" 24:47 - Bob getting all panicked about Mark 24:59 - "Wade, I need a favor." 26:05 - "PHUCK YOU!!!" 27:23 - "I am that smart." 27:55 - Bwah getting +5 28:25 - "Thanks Jesus!" 28:32 - "Okay, jokes over..." 29:04 - "that color wAS FIIIIINE!!!" 29:23 - "That was my only blue..." 30:22 - "You know what's a good fucking color?!" 31:14 - "I feel... targeted?" 31:47 - "Be skipped!!!" 32:17 - "Pfft, what the shit?" 32:32 - "You are a asshole" 33:36 - "Remember when I used to do stuff?" 34:06 - "You got any aggression you need to take out?" 34:25 - "BUT NOW IT'S BLUE!!!" 34:30 - "No thank you" 34:44 - Bob getting draw bombed? 35:00 - "You guys ever had a pinkie go numb for four days?" 36:24 - "Hey, you tricked me!" 36:44 - "Is it blue?"

[@HK556]

10:08 Wade: "Mark, I just need you to be nice like i was to you" Mark: *destroys Wade's hopes and dreams with three cards* "I am the nicest person in the world"

[@zarina8348]

HKVeteran Mark: I am the nicest person in the world.

[@luckyleo1233]

10:58

[@juubi249]

Funny part is Wade claimed to give the hand to Mark originally when there was no giving involved, Mark got it because Bob played a zero

[@rukonana1018]

Mark did use the no-turn card instead of the 7 card

[@Anonymous-73]

@@rukonana1018 probably because his hand had another 7 and Wade would’ve stolen it back

[@TheMegaxPlus]

15:59 The chance of someone getting all 5 cards is approximately 1/243 or 0,4%!

[@Lanoira13]

Thank you for sharing this information with the rest of us. You're a hero to your people.

[@alexmarquez6531]

𝕀 𝕊𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕃 𝔸ℕ 𝕌ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝℝ𝔸𝕋𝔼𝔻 ℂ𝕆𝕄𝕄𝔼ℕ𝕋

[@ElusiveLion741]

Perfect lol

[@mushroomlover479]

Just reading that was too much math😂

[@inji9426]

I think you mean 1/1024. Yes, I know I'm a smartass. I don't care XD

[@trevorlord6025]

Wade has a mad decent Adam Sandler impression. 32:40. Or maybe it's Bob I dunno.

[@FusionCyborg]

5:55 Markiplier has a perfect game (Doesn't draw a single card the entire round.).

[@josieblue]

i love all the bits but i’m always gonna want “you right” again i can’t let it die

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

Oh God, yes. Y O U R I G H T

[@dross2483]

YOU RIGHT YOU RIGHT

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

@@justinzstrout6547 F*ck Barbara

[@tjknight]

Still waiting for the video that's just audio recordings

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

@@tjknight YEEAAAH

[@mmopronick7443]

22:57 I feel like bob just released 3 years of insanity in one noise.

[@bee4123]

MMOPro Nick under appreciated comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ammarhanif1993]

A few seconds later, Wade released even more insanity in one sound.

[@mmopronick7443]

@@ammarhanif1993 wade was doing an impression, bob actually scared me the first time.

[@historyliker]

XD

[@lives8767]

MMOPro Nick lel

[@EnderTheGal853]

10:55 this part is so funny, mark deliberately doesn’t let wade win but purposely gives bob a win when he could have one himself.

[@rachelterry5321]

18:00 Bob sounding like an R-rated, french, mickey mouse

[@irrelevantperson785]

"Wat." "Listen." "hUh?" "Bob." "Wat." "Listen." "hUh?" "Bob." 4:58 I think the editor had a stroke. Also I'm certain someone will make a remix out of that. Lmao. I think this is my favorite Uno episode yet.

[@boarbro64]

I think that was the point xD It was perfectly paced like a beat and zoomed in each time

[@zboy1152]

Lixian was having a field day

[@Your_Boi_Eden]

Lixilix wasn't feeling gr8t ig

[@Your_Boi_Eden]

@Wolfineon That was some fucking GOLD OH MY GOD ! This is where the whole "U Right" joke started tho xD

[@strawberryduchess656]

Irrelevant Person I think Lix made the remix in that moment lol

[@ihampake]

Mark: *gets three 3s* Everyone else: Oh I have 3s too Mark: *Proceeds to win*

[@XLOverkill]

Everyone: iHampake profile pic.

[@captainrogers3849]

Almost two years later and I finally realize that at 6:40 under the word “car” it says “Mark2702”

[@WRLDOfSad]

Real

[@Shalkeyer]

19:24 Wade's battle cry

[@whitewolf152]

10:55 Top 10 Anime Betrayals (Also the time that Wade wanted to murder Mark)

[@acecola8295]

Theory, Barbara is Bwaah Think about it BarBwaah!!!!

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

Bwahbara?

[@pizzi5104]

@@ezekielbaskerville2710 Barbawaah!

[@nub_tail_boi4138]

Ace Cola lol love that

[@sansthegoof9351]

Ace Cola can’t argue there

[@kiaradp82]

lol

[@irgendwerausbayern1999]

1:38 Wade is Ned confirmed! "Gosh diddly darn it!"

[@angelwithashotofvodka3005]

18:36 that was a perfect disappointment sound 10/10 bob or wade whoever was doing that bit

[@victorygamer713]

If you didn't see the video before the edit, the moment between 11:22 and 11:23, Bob played a Snoop Dogg song up until mark realized that his video would get copyrighted, which is why there is an awkward moment when Wade said your mom.

[@CaptainSkullDemon]

I was wondering about that. Now I know. I thought it was something horrifying. O__O

[@haydensmith5712]

Oh ok thanks

[@NightLoveStar]

Victory Gamer OOOOHHHHHH

[@pryan37bb]

To clarify further, Bob played a sample of “The Next Episode” in response to Wade’s breakdown. Mark, realizing that Twitch would mute his stream afterwards if he had copyrighted music, shouted “My VOD!” Then the video picks back up and Wade says “Did you say your mom?” and Bob apologizes for playing the music. Ironically I figured this out over a year after the fact because the VOD is actually still on his Twitch

[@junkyardgrrrl]

"explain why its wades fault" okay so. wade switchdd cards with bwaaah and gave bwaaah the red he needed to win the game. so good job WADE.

[@xx_loer_nightcor3_xx128]

Lolitaaa - it wades fault Bc he threatened to eat bwah’s children

[@stephenseltzer5849]

he forgot to grab the cards to hurt bwaaah

[@jcid1634]

18:52 Wades gonna get some angry messages from around the world.

[@panzerkommandant4761]

18:01 best part

[@rHamUK]

No it literally isnt

[@BeatrizPlayz]

@@rHamUKyou act like you are any better

[@dre...289]

somebody remix the “listen, bob,” please

[@lydiaklug3738]

That would be awesome ^_^

[@frygamer8060]

YYEEEESSS

[@callencarrier1497]

Somebody get Schmoyoho

[@justalpha9138]

Should I do it?

[@justalpha9138]

@@lydiaklug3738 Maybe I could?

[@Fox-Mxl-idek]

Markiplier-wade it’s your fault Every one in the game- YOU RIGHT😂

[@allyy0870]

“yO U R iG H T-“

[@saphiraluxray9606]

_YoU rIgHt_

[@thefox1107]

YoU RIgHt

[@rainbowgunsh3331]

Shut

[@NotPofkp]

@@TerminatorBateman SUUB BOOOT

[@Anonymous-73]

15:35 Mark and wades laughter perfectly synced