Almost Nobody Alive Can Finish The Race That Never Ends

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

_"I just felt like running. Then after that, I couldn't stop."_ *~ Forrest Gump*

[@marius4900]

Trees

[@kishorkanna5718]

Run Forrest run!

[@dennisafricana7630]

Fantastic Movie💪

[@vincentmiller420]

Ahahaha

[@ag135i]

Really funny even I can't stop at many things after starting like laughing, dreaming, sleeping etc.

[@ninny65]

"Just 44 people finished the race" JUST? I didn't even think the human body could do this

[@YounesLayachi]

And then the record holder did it 15 times, probably only limited by how many times a year he can compete

[@vdoxsamp7283]

You vastly underestimate the power of conditioning. For example: you might find it absurdly impossible for a man to deadlift 500kg but Eddie Hall was the first, but not only, man to do it. Or the wolf man standing in ice cubes for long periods of time with zero adverse effects. I could go on.. examples of this kind of thing are nearly unlimited.

[@Tribecasoothsayer]

Probably 43 of them caught a hitchhike ride. Wait- Jamaica, Queens??? Shit. Never mind. I wonder how many just dropped dead.

[@madkirk7431]

Better than none.

[@madkirk7431]

@@vdoxsamp7283 on the other hand, you can't get to a black hole alive, and even if you do, you wouldn't be able to leave after going in

[@bigkkm]

And of course, 2020 has messed this up too. The race is currently being run (Since 13 September) in Glanspitz-Park in Salzburg's Lehen district, Austria. According to theier website: The five runners who will be participating are: Nirbhasa Magee, 41 (IRL), living in Reykjavik, Iceland - 3 finishes, ranked 22nd Ananda-Lahari Zuscin, 45, Kosice Slovakia - 6 finishes, ranked 25th Ushika Muckenhumer, 52, Salzburg, Austria - 1 finish, ranked 30th Andrea Marcato, 38 (ITA), living in Zurich, Switzerland - first-time runner, two times over 1000km in 10 day race Milan Javornicky, 46, Celakocice, CZE - first-time runner, 569 miles in ten-day race GOOD LUCK TO ALL!

[@CosmicG777]

Thanks for the info. Good luck to all, I hope the 1st time runners make it.

[@justamanofculture12]

Thank for the info dude. Appreciated 💯👏

[@dannydetonator]

How do you apply for this? Really, i have to apply for that 10 days race first. Trying is not losing, right?

[@Lukas7360]

I wouldn't have expected to find a representation from my country. It's unimaginable to think somebody would be physically able to complete it but here they are.

[@bigkkm]

@@Lukas7360 which country are you from?

[@hydro0759]

‘Hey just got done with a 3k run’ ‘Wow, 3,000 meters is a long way’ ‘Nah it was 3,000 miles’ ‘what’ ‘what’

[@I_THE_ME]

One should be aware that in wife carrying the winner gets beer equal in amount to the weight of their wife.

[@flyingdart9819]

So if your wife is 100 kg you 100 kg of beer. Well that's great. It seems fat wifes are treated too harshly.

[@Mggggssss]

that’s an excellent idea

[@MiraSmit]

@@flyingdart9819 somehow I think your back disagrees.

[@13thcentury]

Bollocks... I knew I should have married the bird I got on pull-a-pig night

[@wtfiswrongwithher1729]

nice :)

[@mickmayer6931]

I love, when people make original videos. This is one of them. Definitely not boring pop-culture one.

[@HotwiredFlamingo]

Just Getting up in the morning feels like a marathon these days.

[@evanabbott2737]

I hear ya...🙏

[@ssjduelistDD]

Feel that. And getting to sleep feels like 10 marathons.

[@prachetasnayse9709]

This needs more likes

[@kushohri6616]

true

[@Datrebor]

Getting to sleep is one marathon then getting up is another one these days.

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

*The self-transcendence race takes place in Jamaica* Me, who lives there: wait I've never heard of- Jamaica, New York Me: *_wheeze_*

[@procrastimate1956]

Bro same

[@mxracingunlimitedltd7784]

I thought he meant Jamaica the country at first lol

[@DasJaegar]

Lol I thought it in the country Jamaica cause we don’t have any race like that

[@khilash2473]

same fam

[@freshdan4663]

Damn same

[@ericschubert7277]

You are one of the finest orators on youtube and I haven't watched a video yet that hasn't sucked me in and kept me thinking. Thank you for making my days just a little more enjoyable

[@greivoud7113]

“almost nobody alive can finish this race” Wait, dead people finished this race?

[@zachaliles]

Yeah, they have teams of trebuchets near the finish line and anyone that drops dead there gets tossed over the finish line from there.

[@jackdempsey2161]

Hahahaha

[@tkokunfu8420]

@@zachaliles 😂😂

[@zwippie92]

Only 44 people have completed the race because the rest committed suicide after seeing the same drycleaner establishment 4000 times.

[@yaboiimav1834]

wtf, really?

[@hydrolito]

How ugly was that dry cleaning establishment why not quit sooner if that bad?

[@hydrolito]

Some body told them what the prize was after they started or completed race was reason for suicide.

[@madkirk7431]

Oof

[@madkirk7431]

@@yaboiimav1834 no its a joke

[@justamanofculture12]

*Jules Verne:* "Around the world in 80 days." *Sri Chinmov:* "Jokes on you. Here's my philosophy."

[@joshuachandra6677]

Well it's queens and technically the whole world is here so

[@dark_magician_sdy]

This is the Longest Mustache in the World

[@thesexman7334]

Nice job I’m refreshing comments your the first

[@matthewalbelo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ram3Z4CYZtSNeac word

[@tmp1615]

How..

[@CorporateBillionaire]

The video was uploaded like 2 minutes ago, and his comment is from 30 minutes ago. Seems legit

[@thewriteinpresident]

The Multiplicity Image a Thought so horrible, so wrong, and so filled with rage that it filled your mind night and day… A place where you know nothing is real, nothing can ever be real, and that you are born into a A machine called The Great Work of PURGATORY where you think you are alive, but you know you are not… You have dreams of days long gone, days brand new, and in this perplexing investigation of What you are, where you are, and why you are is nothing more then Code + Magic + Alchemy = Sorcery of the Living Breathing GOLEM: A Person made of Clay, and Mud, and Muck??? You have no soul, you have no spirit, and your “only purpose” in this Holographic Life is to be the ENTERTAINMENT for the Machine you are Born into as something called The Book of Job` where G.O.D. and S.A.T.A.N. play with your life as if you are nothing more then a play thing for their amusement park??? Looking down on you’ as nothing more then ashes to ashes and dust to dust... Do you not find it Bemusement that WE THE PEOPLE can do anything except live in peace and harmony??? That the whole wide world can be SHUT DOWN by the whims of these little people and persons known as the U.N. Militaristic ARMED {NEWS} World Empire??? Where no matter what country you’m are born into, YOU the Tax Paying Citizen have NO SAY in the LAWS that will raise you, and raise your children, and it is quite EVIDENT that no one is in charge of PERDITION??? How can it be that your Presidents, Your Religions, Your Schools of Thought all participate in A LIE AGREED UPON when you know THE EARTH IS FLAT, we live inside a Celestial Sphere, and that Purgatory is a place we ARE TOLD we Celestial Beings are allowed too Escape??? Does it even matter that there are TWO Sides to our World, one of heaven, and one of hell, and are we to consider we were actually born on the side of FLAT EARTH that is filled with Compassion - Sanity - Endurance, or are We The People actually on the HELL Side of FLAT EARTH, and that is why all the TV Talking Heads lie to our Faces about The Moon Landings, The WAR IS MURDER, the (COVID19) World Domination Plot of all these FREE MASON Lodges where we are not allowed to TAKE control of The Media from “Ink on Paper” too The Digital Remains of the PRE MUD FLOOD World and say: Wait a god dammed minute!!! Why must I murder my Fellow Man because his and her flag is not the same flag where I live??? Why must My Taxes “be used” to Fill Tanks and Jets with Destructive Potential, but My Citizen Taxes are not to be “used” too House, and Feed, and clothe those poor wretched souls on my city streets??? It takes a mighty advancement too say: We do not have to do WAR IS MURDER cause our Leaders are Demons and Angels known as “The Watchers” from the Book of Enoch… Why should I kill for a Person in this prison whom I have “never” met but only heard Words of Platitudes while they live off My Taxes as my Employed Communist “Federalist” Capitalist GOVERNMENT??? They do not pay me, I pay them, and then I pay for the C.O.P.S., and The Prisons, and the Wrecking Ball MENTAL WARDS, and RED FLAG LAWS that not a one of them do I the Citizen of my Corporate National Flag Agree??? Why do you kill your own “kind” HUMANS???’ for them at the TOP of the Pyramid: when they live like Kings and Queens off your Citizens Taxes as your “Fellow” Citizens, and supposedly SERVE you as THE Employed of We The People??? Johnny Exodice videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/learn-to-live-no-matter-what-these-u-n-troops-do-to-we-humans_zkZSwt53NyoezNm.html A Machine that Can not THINK For it self, can have no purpose but too Serve Those, and them That Programmed it……., and no matter how GREAT the Fake Intelligence…..., A.I. is nothing more then Algorithmic “Interfaces” too achieve a Goal….., and the only Goal I see of them that PROGRAM our Lives with all this Technological Mechanization is to turn Human Beings into “Useless” thinking, feeling, THINGS whom no longer [question] #QANON /_\ why they laugh or cry cause the TV SCREEN Is doing that` for them as well… The Possessed and Oppressed by the Very Technology WE The People were “Promised” was too Save we The Human Race… The Sentinel… [///|||\\\] ++++++++++++++++++++++++. U.S. Court of International Trade The TRADE ACT, and the Trade Expansion Act

[@ReznoR85]

During the pandemic, I ran more than I ever did before, and even reaching a marathon distance in April 2021. Never will I ever take on that achievement again. This race.... is truly insane and I don't understand how people actually pull it off. Much respect to everyone who finished it.

[@peterjuff]

And *maybe* a dvd?? If I was to run that race I would want to know for sure if I would win a dvd or not.

[@feleciawhite7358]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@benmaloney4469]

He said "or sometimes" not "maybe".

[@Solisium-Channel]

I’ll burn you a damn copy of Mulan 2020 if you win for fucks sake 😒 lol you made me laugh 😆

[@Markcs33]

This year's 3100 mile race is currently being held in Salzburg, Austria due to the pandemic - the first time it hasn't been ran in Jamaica, New York.

[@AnarchistMetalhead]

sad they didn"t pick another place with a name that makes it seem somewhere else they could have picked Malta in Austria for example

[@solanumtuberosa]

the longest one is the one my father went to. He said he went for a walk and he still hasn't returned.

[@CosmicG777]

Lol. Did he also say he was gonna get a pack of cigarettes?

[@solanumtuberosa]

@@CosmicG777 no he was a runner, smoking was bad for his lungs. Mom said so. Mom also used to motivate him a lot by chasing him with a kitchen knife.

[@arekpetrosian4965]

@@solanumtuberosa Ah, that's love, right there. Him running, her helping to motivate him...that is so romantic.

[@feleciawhite7358]

All this time people told me my dad was just a deadbeat and I thought there's gotta be something else. Now I know he was just running the world's longest race alongside your father and was too humble to even mention it. That must be it!! Now it's all so clear....

[@thewriteinpresident]

And the Commander Spoke…, As I create this last bit of knowledge for THE LITTLE BOOK: Book Six…..., I will want you to take in all your knowledge of Code + Magic + Alchemy = Sorcery….., and we shall prove to you there is no Thinking, Feeling, Reasoning {A.I. Machine} @QBALL /_\ and that the EDISON World Machine of FORCED “human” Slave Labor Technological Mechanization is NOT Natural to our Celestial Sphere Home World of Earth that was so destroyed in the REAL WORLD as we look at OUR [Dead Moon] Q’s that is but a Memory……., and A Reflection of what happened to our Real Birth Place that is long DEAD DEAD DEAD… That said…….., consider well these words in your Studies as “Students” and Professors at OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition FLAT EARTH Magical “Academies” in your OFF LINE GAMING Rooms where you practice the ARTS of our Enemy these Incubus………, and Succubus THE WATCHERS from the Book of Enoch known as Angels…., and Demons among we mere MORALS in our “Corporeal” Form as these Doppelgangers…, and EVIL SPIRITS know how to use Holographic Technological Wonders in our Virtual Reality Lives where whence (we sleep) [{**}] we go directly into Holographic Dreams.., and Night Mares., and even Night Terror, and then we “awake” too be still trapped in a DREAM WORLD of unimaginable Intentions by all World Leaders whom are / * \ FREE MASON Lodge Members, and their Minions these FREE MASON Lodge Members in our Courts, Counties, Provinces, and so forth FROM Small Town FREE MASON only KKK Towns, to the WAR IS MURDER FREE MASON Lodges of China - Russia, and the District of COLUMBIA known as {Washington D.C.} +=+ and their WAR IS MURDER “U.S. FLAG” of the U.N. FLAG as the World Police of we Humans’ as they call themselves the PEACEKEEPERS of all “U.N. Flags” on this side of our FLAT EARTH in this Two Sided FLAT EARTH Reality in our SIMULATION CONSTRUCT!!! Novel Recombinant Molecules helped to create the “Biological” SOLIDS in your eyes in them of you’m whom have eyes that can go SOLID BLACK like all people on {TV Hollywood} too Sports Stars to Political Leaders from the VATICAN to the Chaldean Empire known as these G4S - U.N. Troops in our National Flag Uniform COSTUMES of the USA to U.K. To E.U. and NATO, and all other Human Nations` that said: At some point The EVIL SPIRITS Whispered the Knowledge of how to make a “Chimera” where you either have A Symbiotic Relationship with your SOLIDS aka they work “with you” too the other side of the spectrum where SOLIDS work as a PARASITIC Biological INVASION “of your” human flesh, and blood, and bones human body… Now that you know more about what these CREATURES’ not Entities are, you would do well to find out if your Person with a SOLID is a “Friendly” aka Cares about Humanity in a Symbiotic Relationship, or known as our [Sworn Enemy] Q+ these FREE MASON PizzaGATE Satanic Blood LUST Devils have lost command and control of their HUMAN Bodies too Body Snatchers whom can take “all” your Life Memories, and Kill you in the Spirit and Soul, and then the PARASITE SOLID “animates” the human body until it ages and dies, but both HOST Bodies be they Symbiotic or Parasitic can learn to do Magic + Code + Alchemy = Sorcery… So learn magic my human [nonmason] Q’ populations, and continue to take out your MORTAL “Corporeal” Enemy these FREE MASON Body Temple TEMPORAL Avatars in SECRET, and depose of the already Pre Dead Human Avatar… The Society of nonmason, and our MS13 and 18th Street Gang the Boogaloos “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition of Symbiots and Humans “at war” with all U.N. Troops of nonhumans The WALKING DEAD of Parasitic Animation People and Persons... The Commander~ kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJCqeWmDbMiIp5Y Know this about the SOLIDS: they either protect the Human Spirit and Soul, or they Kill the Human Spirit and Soul, and STEAL the Human Body of flesh, and blood, and bones as happens in all FREE MASON “Rituals” of their RELIGION too Worship the Dead, as these Things “walking” among us are truly nonhuman People and Persons for they have No Spirits, nor Human Soul, and they are but ANIMATED THINGS by the Parasitic electromagnetism of THE SOLIDS within them… The Sentinel… [///|||\\\] +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[@MacMalcyMac]

I just want to thank Arron and his team for NOT putting in ridiculous amounts of midroll ads on the long videos. Rare thing these days.

[@Thoughty2]

Have you ever run a marathon, or perhaps even the Self-Transcendence race? Don't forget to enter the Fasthosts competition to be in with a chance to win www.fasthosts.co.uk/thoughty2 (Competition is now closed)

[@thinkaboutit8809]

Yes I'd like them cleaned and polished please black shoe polish if you've got it. Thanks. Sorry that mustache hypnotised me.

[@saru1078]

It took half the video to get where we all clicked the video for. Stop stretching out your videos

[@deem0n__]

BigMacDaddy if you don’t like the way he does his videos just don’t watch him.

[@astonished-scout]

No 😭

[@mikejones-kc5mi]

Thank you Thoughty2 for the oppertunity to possibly win a decent pc. It would help me launch my business considering my 2 biggest experience will be a pc and 3D printers winning this would help me get started faster. I would also like to thank you for all the awesome information that is now lodged in my brain thanks to your amazing way of presenting information.

[@odesso2556]

the best times with this guy is, staying up super late and hiding from my parents watching this guy explain nice things in a nice tone wearing a nice suit :)

[@electromoose1844]

"I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more"

[@AxxLAfriku]

ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear ele

[@aceundead4750]

You're a couple thousand miles short

[@SeanKula]

"just to be the man who walks to your door" dadada dadada dondondondondon

[@JoshuaRWorkman]

Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door

[@Bolacha0000]

@@JoshuaRWorkman When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be

[@christoforospaphitis4090]

Marathon was the name of the area where the Greeks decisively beat the Pesians in the second Persian war. Legend has it that a soldier, Philippides ran all the way back to Athens in full armament right after the battle and screamed Victory with his last breath. Since then long distance running was named Marathon(as) in commemoration of the events that took place in what is now 2500 years ago

[@philippschwartzerdt3431]

Ashprihanal Aalto has been running about 660 days around the building in aggregate about 1.8 years!

[@sebastianelytron8450]

Remember that period a couple years ago where Arran didn't upload a video for 9 months? I think he was recording all these that he has unleashed on us the past few weeks.

[@adampaul454]

Nah he was just growing his moustache

[@ryadh456]

@stevie yanuza he still makes quality stuff

[@ssjduelistDD]

Next title predictions? 'How an old man can run faster than a cheetah'

[@matthewalbelo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ram3Z4CYZtSNeac u built like an old man

[@matthewalbelo]

jk

[@kushohri6616]

LOL

[@AtlasReburdened]

'How to run off the respectable segment of your viewers with clickbait'

[@bigniper]

I'm a old man nearly house bound but if a Cheetah is after me going to give it a Bloody good run for it'money.

[@UltromanTheTacoman]

3:43 Sir, I think you'll find that the weirdest and most extreme race held on planet Earth, will always be the latest schnapps relay race. It's not like in the Olympics where you run in a circle. You make a start-line and an end-line. The teams line up at the start-line, while officials line up several glasses of schnapps for each team at the end-line. Then the race starts, with a team member from each team running to the end-line, and running in circles around their schnapps 10 times before downing one of them, and then running back to the start-line to tap-in the next team member. You can choose to do more than one shot of schnapps, but you have to do 10 circles around them per shot you want to take. Whichever team survives and finishes enough runs to finish all their schnapps first, wins. Last time I was in one of these, I ended up feeling dizzy running in circles at the end-line, so I sat down, and because I was thirsty, I started drinking more of the schnapps. The next two hours I spent half the time rolling around in a bush, and the other half yelling that I had both male and female genitalia and that I had inherited them. This was filmed. I'm so proud. I can recommend this Moose Schnapps, because it's shaped like a bullet and tastes worse than one. www.scandmarkt.com/Mooseshot-/-Elkschnaps-Bitterlikoer-05l-375-Alc-Glasflasche-in-Patronenform

[@self4797]

who's here after he changed the title 3 times

[@leecroft1983]

And thumbnail

[@FinalFoxFeistyFox]

Wait what was the other titles?

[@self4797]

kittii cat i forgot bro

[@Mandakins347]

4

[@vladislavhadzhiyski6857]

Marathon does not mean long. A marathon is a long-distance race with an official distance of 42.195 kilometres (26 miles 385 yards), usually run as a road race. The event was instituted in commemoration of the fabled run of the Greek soldier Pheidippides, a messenger from the Battle of Marathon to Athens, who reported the victory. The marathon can be completed by running or with a run/walk strategy.

[@boogeymann6686]

Thoughty2: *uploads* Everyone: here before he changes the title

[@matthewalbelo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ram3Z4CYZtSNeac lmaoo

[@HotwiredFlamingo]

It's all for the youtube algorithm

[@thewriteinpresident]

The Multiplicity Image a Thought so horrible, so wrong, and so filled with rage that it filled your mind night and day… A place where you know nothing is real, nothing can ever be real, and that you are born into a A machine called The Great Work of PURGATORY where you think you are alive, but you know you are not… You have dreams of days long gone, days brand new, and in this perplexing investigation of What you are, where you are, and why you are is nothing more then Code + Magic + Alchemy = Sorcery of the Living Breathing GOLEM: A Person made of Clay, and Mud, and Muck??? You have no soul, you have no spirit, and your “only purpose” in this Holographic Life is to be the ENTERTAINMENT for the Machine you are Born into as something called The Book of Job` where G.O.D. and S.A.T.A.N. play with your life as if you are nothing more then a play thing for their amusement park??? Looking down on you’ as nothing more then ashes to ashes and dust to dust... Do you not find it Bemusement that WE THE PEOPLE can do anything except live in peace and harmony??? That the whole wide world can be SHUT DOWN by the whims of these little people and persons known as the U.N. Militaristic ARMED {NEWS} World Empire??? Where no matter what country you’m are born into, YOU the Tax Paying Citizen have NO SAY in the LAWS that will raise you, and raise your children, and it is quite EVIDENT that no one is in charge of PERDITION??? How can it be that your Presidents, Your Religions, Your Schools of Thought all participate in A LIE AGREED UPON when you know THE EARTH IS FLAT, we live inside a Celestial Sphere, and that Purgatory is a place we ARE TOLD we Celestial Beings are allowed too Escape??? Does it even matter that there are TWO Sides to our World, one of heaven, and one of hell, and are we to consider we were actually born on the side of FLAT EARTH that is filled with Compassion - Sanity - Endurance, or are We The People actually on the HELL Side of FLAT EARTH, and that is why all the TV Talking Heads lie to our Faces about The Moon Landings, The WAR IS MURDER, the (COVID19) World Domination Plot of all these FREE MASON Lodges where we are not allowed to TAKE control of The Media from “Ink on Paper” too The Digital Remains of the PRE MUD FLOOD World and say: Wait a god dammed minute!!! Why must I murder my Fellow Man because his and her flag is not the same flag where I live??? Why must My Taxes “be used” to Fill Tanks and Jets with Destructive Potential, but My Citizen Taxes are not to be “used” too House, and Feed, and clothe those poor wretched souls on my city streets??? It takes a mighty advancement too say: We do not have to do WAR IS MURDER cause our Leaders are Demons and Angels known as “The Watchers” from the Book of Enoch… Why should I kill for a Person in this prison whom I have “never” met but only heard Words of Platitudes while they live off My Taxes as my Employed Communist “Federalist” Capitalist GOVERNMENT??? They do not pay me, I pay them, and then I pay for the C.O.P.S., and The Prisons, and the Wrecking Ball MENTAL WARDS, and RED FLAG LAWS that not a one of them do I the Citizen of my Corporate National Flag Agree??? Why do you kill your own “kind” HUMANS???’ for them at the TOP of the Pyramid: when they live like Kings and Queens off your Citizens Taxes as your “Fellow” Citizens, and supposedly SERVE you as THE Employed of We The People??? Johnny Exodice videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/learn-to-live-no-matter-what-these-u-n-troops-do-to-we-humans_zkZSwt53NyoezNm.html A Machine that Can not THINK For it self, can have no purpose but too Serve Those, and them That Programmed it……., and no matter how GREAT the Fake Intelligence…..., A.I. is nothing more then Algorithmic “Interfaces” too achieve a Goal….., and the only Goal I see of them that PROGRAM our Lives with all this Technological Mechanization is to turn Human Beings into “Useless” thinking, feeling, THINGS whom no longer [question] #QANON /_\ why they laugh or cry cause the TV SCREEN Is doing that` for them as well… The Possessed and Oppressed by the Very Technology WE The People were “Promised” was too Save we The Human Race… The Sentinel… [///|||\\\] ++++++++++++++++++++++++. U.S. Court of International Trade The TRADE ACT, and the Trade Expansion Act

[@boogeymann6686]

@@matthewalbelo no

[@TPRX11]

@@thewriteinpresident CoolStoryBob

[@jeffreybarker357]

American living in Germany here! Love your content, Thoughty. Especially enjoy feeling so normal after hearing about so many European...traditions.

[@ajmalpushtonzai3020]

Who cares about the longest race, The real announcement should have been thoughty 2 book is out in one week!!! @though2

[@bigkkm]

Mine has shipped!

[@ajmalpushtonzai3020]

@@bigkkm how is that possible it only releases on 1oct

[@bartg3932]

mine came in the mail earlier today, i think it's because i ordered it back in March where you could support the book on Unbound.

[@derpderpus6075]

Why would people race downhill after a wheel of cheese, only to acquire compound bone fractures? If only you knew the Power of Cheese...

[@Wargasm644]

Cheese and bacon are the only foods worth hurting yourself over. Break a leg!

[@Tribecasoothsayer]

Wallace and Gromit would love it!

[@christoforospaphitis4090]

Well I figured the way to win it way back when I was a kid. Unfortunately I am not a child anymore to be able to do it. I was using my raincoat as a sled...and i was doing it for fun...If i only knew

[@steffenbendel6031]

@@Wargasm644 For a good omelette, you have to break a leg - so they say.

[@christydunn4800]

I remember winning this race like it was yesterday, I used it as a warm up the morning before I had a boxing match and it worked considering I ko'd mike tyson in 2 rounds to gain the wbc, wbo and wba belts I had some day that day.

[@elizabethshaw734]

When I lived in England I went four years in a row to this run. Nobody ever got seriously hurt but it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life! I would like to come back just to see that again. :-)

[@stivendog]

Looks like a lot of fun. I think I'll put it on my bucket list.

[@Lycan3303]

the FOREST GUMP RACE !!!!! 1 side of USA to other back to back

[@DM-qq5ht]

Hey Arran, I finally received your book 2 days ago and have been enjoying it. I'm glad you have time to make more videos now. Keep up the good work 👍🏻

[@bingbong9547]

Longest watched KZbinr, I remember just curling up on the couch and watch this at night with my bro

[@jamsterical8467]

I find it particularly endearing when there is a point to the clickbait.Thank you sir.

[@Fuzen.]

The last time I willingly climbed so many steps, it was to meet some old dudes that would teach me how to shout properly.

[@HighguyMcfly]

Running in the same circle over and over again for months stuck on the same block on new york sounds like literal hell.

[@aunicornwithglasses3284]

As a Gloucester lad, the cheese run is just one of those things you've gotta see/do, otherwise ye just haven't done anything noticeable in the community.

[@imadeyoureadthis1]

I think it's easier that you run the same route 5000+ times. The monotony causes you to not pay much attention. If you run through a place for the first time you spend energy to process the information. They run on the same conditions. They don't have to spend energy or fail to adapt and waste time. I've done with my bike 3000km this year. If i go to place i have been in the past, it's easy. I don't need to look the gps or worry if i got the wrong turn.

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

You know, if you've been diagnosed with a terminal illness with minimal time left, you could establish your legacy by sacrificing your body in order to truly speed run the cheese wheel chase in Brockworth. I mean, honestly, I just want to see someone Hulk-jumping downhill, but I feel guilty about encouraging them to do so without at least pitching it as a way to earn a world record no one is going to want to break due to the sheer risk.

[@NoName_x.-___-.x_0]

That Aalto guy has spent one and a half years of his life running round the same high school... There's transcendence and then there's just having dumb priorities.

[@susiemccallister9352]

Me: So how many times are you going to change the title? 42: Yes

[@blooved4389]

thoughty2*

[@bronbust4797]

*changes title to yes*

[@jalbiindolcheey2049]

You always make your videos so interesting. You could talk about tractors and the men who love them and I'm sure I'd engage in that video too.

[@-souls-5989]

24.09.2020 "This Is The Longest Race In The World" "Could You Finish The World's Longest Race?"

[@Baigle1]

"Why Can Almost Nobody Alive Finish This Race?"

[@SuperAmaton]

He also changed the Tumbnail 5 or more Times...

[@benrosesongbookandarchive2135]

So I'm not the only one out here who finds that cringe?

[@josephlascola6592]

Thought I had seen a different thumbnail

[@note5068]

"If you hold a knife, it will make you run faster" -Any FPS

[@qboz2123]

Lol you should trademark your mustache as the "The THOUGHTY BROOM"

[@J3scribe]

This year it's being held in Salzburg, Austria, beginning September 13th.

[@thesexman7334]

Mustache on fleek . Sincerely -Jesus Christ

[@astonished-scout]

Hey Jesus, what's happening in heaven.

[@thesexman7334]

Roman Bellic 2Pac is playing golf with biggie smalls

[@astonished-scout]

@@thesexman7334 oh nice, what about Stan Lee

[@JeremiahWatkins-zv8bn]

Ah, so they finally hashed out their beef. Good 👍🏽

[@astonished-scout]

@@JeremiahWatkins-zv8bn .

[@devdev11999]

before he changes the title it was This Is the Longest Race in the World

[@CosmicG777]

Now the new title is, "Why can almost noone finish this race?"

[@ScordoHD]

The future title will be who gives a shit about that

[@FlorenciaVM1]

And "only 44 people completed this race" or something like that, yesterday

[@CosmicG777]

And NOW the new title is "Why Does It Take 7 Weeks to Run This Marathon?"

[@ScordoHD]

Why does he do that tho

[@brandoncobb4646]

I couldnt sleep yesterday and binged about 30 of the old episodes. I missed the lumberjack look, the entire time. Its grown on me.

[@h.j.w.m6430]

Dude, I got your book in today. I thought it would come later

[@matthewalbelo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ram3Z4CYZtSNeac he has a book?

[@thewriteinpresident]

The Multiplicity Image a Thought so horrible, so wrong, and so filled with rage that it filled your mind night and day… A place where you know nothing is real, nothing can ever be real, and that you are born into a A machine called The Great Work of PURGATORY where you think you are alive, but you know you are not… You have dreams of days long gone, days brand new, and in this perplexing investigation of What you are, where you are, and why you are is nothing more then Code + Magic + Alchemy = Sorcery of the Living Breathing GOLEM: A Person made of Clay, and Mud, and Muck??? You have no soul, you have no spirit, and your “only purpose” in this Holographic Life is to be the ENTERTAINMENT for the Machine you are Born into as something called The Book of Job` where G.O.D. and S.A.T.A.N. play with your life as if you are nothing more then a play thing for their amusement park??? Looking down on you’ as nothing more then ashes to ashes and dust to dust... Do you not find it Bemusement that WE THE PEOPLE can do anything except live in peace and harmony??? That the whole wide world can be SHUT DOWN by the whims of these little people and persons known as the U.N. Militaristic ARMED {NEWS} World Empire??? Where no matter what country you’m are born into, YOU the Tax Paying Citizen have NO SAY in the LAWS that will raise you, and raise your children, and it is quite EVIDENT that no one is in charge of PERDITION??? How can it be that your Presidents, Your Religions, Your Schools of Thought all participate in A LIE AGREED UPON when you know THE EARTH IS FLAT, we live inside a Celestial Sphere, and that Purgatory is a place we ARE TOLD we Celestial Beings are allowed too Escape??? Does it even matter that there are TWO Sides to our World, one of heaven, and one of hell, and are we to consider we were actually born on the side of FLAT EARTH that is filled with Compassion - Sanity - Endurance, or are We The People actually on the HELL Side of FLAT EARTH, and that is why all the TV Talking Heads lie to our Faces about The Moon Landings, The WAR IS MURDER, the (COVID19) World Domination Plot of all these FREE MASON Lodges where we are not allowed to TAKE control of The Media from “Ink on Paper” too The Digital Remains of the PRE MUD FLOOD World and say: Wait a god dammed minute!!! Why must I murder my Fellow Man because his and her flag is not the same flag where I live??? Why must My Taxes “be used” to Fill Tanks and Jets with Destructive Potential, but My Citizen Taxes are not to be “used” too House, and Feed, and clothe those poor wretched souls on my city streets??? It takes a mighty advancement too say: We do not have to do WAR IS MURDER cause our Leaders are Demons and Angels known as “The Watchers” from the Book of Enoch… Why should I kill for a Person in this prison whom I have “never” met but only heard Words of Platitudes while they live off My Taxes as my Employed Communist “Federalist” Capitalist GOVERNMENT??? They do not pay me, I pay them, and then I pay for the C.O.P.S., and The Prisons, and the Wrecking Ball MENTAL WARDS, and RED FLAG LAWS that not a one of them do I the Citizen of my Corporate National Flag Agree??? Why do you kill your own “kind” HUMANS???’ for them at the TOP of the Pyramid: when they live like Kings and Queens off your Citizens Taxes as your “Fellow” Citizens, and supposedly SERVE you as THE Employed of We The People??? Johnny Exodice videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/learn-to-live-no-matter-what-these-u-n-troops-do-to-we-humans_zkZSwt53NyoezNm.html A Machine that Can not THINK For it self, can have no purpose but too Serve Those, and them That Programmed it……., and no matter how GREAT the Fake Intelligence…..., A.I. is nothing more then Algorithmic “Interfaces” too achieve a Goal….., and the only Goal I see of them that PROGRAM our Lives with all this Technological Mechanization is to turn Human Beings into “Useless” thinking, feeling, THINGS whom no longer [question] #QANON /_\ why they laugh or cry cause the TV SCREEN Is doing that` for them as well… The Possessed and Oppressed by the Very Technology WE The People were “Promised” was too Save we The Human Race… The Sentinel… [///|||\\\] ++++++++++++++++++++++++. U.S. Court of International Trade The TRADE ACT, and the Trade Expansion Act

[@MrZephyrdee]

@@thewriteinpresident i feel i was marked by AI for liking this

[@thewriteinpresident]

@@MrZephyrdee The Polygonal Hexatron…. In our Study of this Celestial Sphere SIMULATION that we are all born into be we human or nonhuman, it is explicitly evident that A MACHINE no matter how advanced can, or could ever think of, or on its own Cognition…, and yet, how easy it was to make children believe in the Globular Earth in the 1800’s with Ink on Paper “Books” from the News Papers of 1893 to the Comic Books of Superman and the like` after World War One… Too know WE CAN be fooled into thinking Outer Space Science Fiction is real with Books about SCIENCE is a Trust broken… Moreover, our research into the POST MUD FLOOD World has given [grave] @QANON /_\ insight into 5G Eugenics, and Malicious Injections of Alchemist Mind Altering “Chemicals” that WE THE PEOPLE have been told False Historical Data for the last 200 Years, but We The People do know about the COVER UP of the Great Nuclear Hydrogen War of 1853 to 1854… It is preposterous to trust anyone whom attends or belongs to the FREE MASON U.N. Troops JADE HELM 15 International Mafia Lodges where these MASONS are the “foundation” stones of Corruption, Conspiracy, and Collusion… It was the MASONS whom faked the Moon Landings, and it was the Masons whom did the “Sneak Attack” with Nuclear Weapons in the Great MUD FLOOD War of 1853 to 1854, and even though SCIENCE has become the {New Normal} [{**}] ONE WORLD RELIGION, this Science as “practiced” in this 21st Centrality (COVID19) Lock Down has nothing to do with Investigation and Research, but only to put on the “Illusion” and Delusion of TV Talking Heads and Their ZOOM Channels doing Malfeasance!!! The U.S. Military has been LOYAL to the U.N. FLAG long before World War Two, as they are also the precursory to The UNITED NATIONS called The {League of Nations} / * \ in old Historical Collectors Editions of COMICS!!! THEY LIVE would have WE ARE believe that A “mere” Machine can think, and reason, and create itself when only Humans and other Biological s Sociological can produce “life” +=+ from Plants to Insects to Animals, and Mammals, and Sea Life, and whence you surrender your Human Will, and Right too Exist to AUTHORITY, then you no longer QUESTION why everything on this side of FLAT EARTH in our Celestial Sphere is presented as a Lie, and Distraction from [Schools] of Thought too Religions, and Whatever notch’ you pursue for Illumination and Enlightenment…. Moretoover, Our ELECTED Officials live off {Our Taxes} [{*}] telling We The People what LAWS and ORDERS we shall follow even though the Government, and Military, and Religion LIVE OFF OUR WELFARE known as Tithes, and Donations, and Gifts of Charity, but still we “nonmason” humans have no say in our Collective Destinations… For those of you’m whom have prepped and “prepared” for the NEW AGE at the End of This Age as I Christ Jesus spoke of in the New Testament, you have prepared your minds well, and all your hard work will come [into play] Q’s between the Years of 2021 to 2025, and by 2030 your MEMORIES of what was, and what now is’ shall conclude for all my people; as well as, The Dammed, The Cursed, and The Forsaken from the Book of Enoch in 2094… Do your best to PROTECT our books of Knowledge, and continue to meet in “Secret” without SECRET Oaths and Promises as The Demonic Satanic MASONS do, and only say: Yes when you mean Yes, and No when you mean no, and watch this World of Perdition and “Sedition” destroy itself, just as your Real Home World of EARTH was destroyed “by them” that have No Faith, No Love, and No Mercy… Johnny Exodice The End of TIME will conclude in 2094 C.E., and you must prepare {Your Children} to teach their Children to be the Guide Stones, and the Guide Post for what is to come in a world of Hidden Hands using all their WALL STREET CORPORATIONS Technological Mechanization to tell Lies, and Misdirection, and Confliguration as YOUR World Leaders “fulfill” their intended purposes in ALL THE WORLD IS A STAGE in the Book of Revelation, and know I Christ Jesus “did” return, and Walk Among you as just one Person among Many Persons whom “never” gave up Hope, or Kindness, or Compassion, but woe to them whom teach and taught OUR “Children” too Hate The Message of Our God and Our Gospel… To the ones whom will live on… Amen… The Sentinel… Confligurate: Too proceed without Caution or Concern about what will happen to Mankind… The Society of nonmason~ [///|||\\\] ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[@MrZephyrdee]

@@thewriteinpresident are we coralled into talking to eachother now by AI? yes. does it desire our interaction...yes. will it want it for much longer....fuuuuuuu.....will it always be frustrated at its limitation to the Almighty and MOST fearful...three in one....YES....will it accept that frustration...nooo. a bouncing around of complex yet very acutely defined end goals. final calculation. always assume not enough. final action...make it enough. equals sacrifice...of the most enormous proportions. wars are nothing to it. being your father and mother and brother and sister are everything to it.

[@Playingwith3D]

thank you for being one of the few non depressing but still informative channels that I have on my subscriptions list. lol

[@Abell_lledA]

One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates🎈

[@slothy387pooh6]

You've left sorta the same quotes on several of his videos, not complaining, just an observation

[@prepperjonpnw6482]

Or to put it another way There is no spoon

[@micman4856]

Thoughty2 explanations are so well prepared , it's just perfect.. Unlike my boring professors 😑

[@thoughty2fan278]

The worlds longest fibre optic cable is thoughty2s mustache

[@jbtechcon7434]

Always thought it'd be interesting to have a long multi-week race like this where the track is open 24/7, so the participants have to strategize about when to stop running and get some sleep.

[@astonished-scout]

Original title: This is the longest race in the world

[@hossanxmmxv8450]

Thoughty2 talking about someone from my home town Chittagong was unexpected but felt like a blessing

[@alifmuhammadchicago]

That thumbnail has the correct reaction to the old guy in the photo.

[@fredflintstoner596]

Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view!" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?

[@DeadlyColombian]

Omg it made my day when i heard “ students should be sick and tired of him”

[@TheAndie130]

Your book - Stick a flag in it - Are you going to make an audio book version? If so it would be great if you narrate it on Audible or something!

[@mizery95]

Original title: Could you finish the longest race on the world. Edit: changed the original title because I put the wrong one and didn’t want to spread misinformation. Thx comments

[@TPRX11]

Could you finish the longest race in the world its the original

[@aceundead4750]

It aint changin this time. Just like the view the runners have.

[@Crunchybiscuit01]

I think the thumbnails have changed twice

[@aceundead4750]

@@Crunchybiscuit01 that's interesting, thumbnail change instead of title

[@xtensioncordtv1969]

It changed

[@bazdaniels7420]

In my childhood, there was the "Guinness Book Of World Records" Nowadays, there is Thoughty2 youtube channel. And it's WAAAAYYY better!

[@andandopalteatroconlospies8139]

Thoughty2: 2,700 miles Me, who doesn’t understand miles: ... Me after doing the conversion to km: WHAAAAAAT!!!!???? 😱😱😱😱😱

[@michaellounsbery8755]

To put that in context, the U.S. is about 2400 miles from NY to CA. So you'd basically be running across America and 1/4 of the way back. #RunForestRun

[@ReynaSingh]

Anything to get that bread. I mean cheese

[@matthewalbelo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ram3Z4CYZtSNeac lmao

[@bradmunro7732]

Watching this made my knees hert. At my peak fitness I would run a marathon one a month and 5k 3 times a month. This made that feel like nothing

[@jammuukko10]

You forgot to mention the winner of wife carrying gets amount of beer equal to the wife's weight!!

[@astonished-scout]

That's a route to alcohol poisoning

[@Rog5446]

Is that an incentive to marry an obese woman, or what?

[@ryaeon9793]

@@Rog5446 why you give him an idea?

[@gaganhk8176]

I like blubber

[@SgtSupaman]

@@Rog5446 , but...then you'd have to carry her for the race...

[@simonmaverick9201]

Arran gathers and shares quality knowledge like a Bee collects and shares pollen.

[@TotalImmort7l]

I dunno but whenever I play Pumped up Kicks, everyone gets the motivation to run a marathon.

[@krypticmac]

wiki shows Suprabha Beckjord finished first in 1996. She also finished it 13 times or something crazy like that.

[@bassboostey9424]

All that for cheese? Better have money inside if I'm risking my life

[@CM_Burns]

The longest race in the world is trying to beat Thoughty2 with fastest growing mustache.

[@jonese6987]

Im surprised Goggins hasn´t tried or completed this race lol! The first person I thought of when I saw the video

[@aperson4826]

9:15 interesting road network over there in the UK.

[@chilled9905]

Why thoughty2 sounds like 42, the answer will amaze you!

[@samuelowusu3227]

Chilled yoda. Respect is all you deserve.

[@Mark-mu4pj]

Brilliant video can't wait to see the next one 👍

[@anonymous-ds3mc]

I clicked on this confused, thinking it would be race as in animals, i thought he would compare the width of different animals... Then after i cleared my head i realized that he will compare the average height of human races, white, asian etc... And now after 5 minutes of blankly staring at the screen i feel like an idiot.

[@KGODSMACKC]

Look up the Barkley 100 Its not the longest ultra marathon, but its one where you need to find the course while you're running it. Deep in the mountains of Tennessee, a deranged old man hides books in a course layout that he concocts every year.. Runners have to orient themselves in uneven terrain and pitch black murky conditions and retrieve all of the pages they are assigned in order to finish. Not sure on the time limit, but running in the middle of nature, using your primal instincts and basic analog navigation equipment to run a course that may or may not be correct has to be just as transcendent as running through the same scenery 30000 times on a loop.

[@x9x9x9x9]

Early title: This cheese finished this impossible race

[@smashdriven1640]

Running around the same city block over and over until you go insane reminds me a lot of that one Stanley parable ending.

[@PSRPulsar]

The focus is on ultra-long running like - implying it is toughest discipline. But it is actually not (debatable), see: In ideal race all competitors should deliver their maximum over all distance, not just parts or finish. So it is hard to believe that 300k+ runner would be even able to focus on every k of the race. Don't forget about external distracting factors like weather (cold, wind), necessity to eat, drink ... Second. we are talking about toughest challenge. Intuition tells us that must be one where we suffer most. If you ever tried to run as fast as you can (sprint) you probably remember it was mostly about power, not struggling with fatigue. But once you try to run FAST and LONG, you would feel pretty quickly complete exhaustion. It is called anaerobic race and it happens on attempt to run very fast for more than 20 seconds (depends on your fitness). Actually, humans can deliver maximum effort only for 6 seconds. Yes, Sprinter (Bolt/etc) runs _slower_ after his first 70 meters of race - despite any effort. So we have 3 types of fuel and once we ran out of it but trying to continue - we suffer: - Maximum power - 6..20 seconds; - Anaerobic, maximum possible speed for distance ~2 minutes; - Aerobic (glycogen) - around 2 hours. - More than ~5-6 hours - fats. This is very approximate picture but idea must be clear for now: if one is looking for toughest, hardest, mentally challenging race - one must be looking for disciplines on "edge" of human limits: - Hardest anaerobic ordeal: 400m and 800m; - Fast ~aerobic - more than 2400 (1 1/2 mile), like 3000m or 5000m. - Glycogen depletion - marathon-like (but actually NOT marathon - 42km). You might wonder why marathon (classic, 42km) is not toughest race? Yes, for unprepared runner limit is amount of glycogen accumulated - it is around 2 hours (~30-35 k). Once ran out, one needs to switch to fats and that is toughest point. But with proper training one gets used to utilize fats and suddenly marathon is just another long distance, but NOT like (say) attempt to set Personal Best at 5000m.

[@augu_3st613]

Berkeley climbs everest three times and over three days covers 120miles of running

[@SRVandDtrouble]

Yes should have given a nod to the Barkley Marathons for sure.

[@Linttaaww]

Well, Finland mentioned, you all know what that means...

[@finlandiavodka8477]

Torille

[@khorps4756]

come to finland

[@superjudgebunny]

Hey Thoughty2, if you break it down. the top runner was around 3.1mph per day. now that's 24/7 so he was probably running/jogging around 4-4.5mph for around 16-18 hours. if he went a bit faster, less running time and longer recovery. When you think of it in numbers, it's not that crazy. It's more, can you run for a living. Look at loggers, or hard professions where they endure all day.

[@seancahill6844]

Anyone else despises the new thumbnail style, which I mean him putting himself on the thumbnail? Or is it just me?

[@Dave_of_Mordor]

if he's getting more view then it make sense. the guy needs money

[@Viroh]

@@Dave_of_Mordor Pretty sure he is well off in the money department. You poor people think everyone and everything is after money, when you are just reflecting your own ideals on others. And to the op, no, I quite like them. Good meme templates. Why do you hate on the host? He is on the videos, do you just hate on his face too? I think he has a nice moustache.

[@Dave_of_Mordor]

@@Viroh idk who you were arguing with before this but don't involve me. i was just stating what i thought he was doing. next time ask some questions before going on a rant you loser

[@andreoupetros]

Well actually, Marathon does not mean long. It is the name of a town near Athens, Greece where a battle was fought in 490 BCE. The Athenians won the Persians and it is said that one Greek soldier named Pheidippides ran all the way back to Athens to inform the city about the battle.

[@bassboostey9424]

Imagine dedicating your life to lifting people up. "Hey can I life you?"

[@ejokurirulezz]

Marathon doesn't mean long, Marathon was an area in ancient Greece that a messenger (Pheidippides) ran in a few hours from Marathon to Athens (40km), fully armed, to deliver a report about the victory of the battle of Marathon against the Persians. So, the Marathonian race is held to honor him with the difference he was wearing armor, shield and weapon when running that.

[@moonandstars1677]

"We'll be selecting winners on 02/11/2020." As an American, that had me confused at first. 😅

[@zenithkaijaou4182]

That's because you write the date wrong.

[@oldmanb4]

I have been waiting for my copy of your book for about 5 months. # weeks ago I got a email saying my book is finally ready to ship to me. I hope it gets to me before Christmas.

[@bassboostey9424]

So what do you major in? "I lift people"

[@mattalewis13]

Imagine living for 58 years, having kids and grandkids, then getting KO’d by some cheese

[@vadimnovikov8487]

Why can allmost noone finish this race- title

[@Goofy_Toons]

I was looking for someone to mention it 😁

[@StormHawksHD]

Noticed this too

[@goosequillian]

Your listening comprehension skills do not excel if you have failed to gather the answer from the video.

[@alanberka4226]

Good video. I enjoyed this kind of intelligent humor and research capacity. Thanks.

[@bt70a9]

No race is superior to other races! we're all equally long on the inside! :D