Three Jack National FINANCIAL UPDATE

Watch as CPG summarizes the current financial situation at Three Jack National and proposes solutions to get construction back on track.

[@The1badgolfer]

Just like the mythical Phoenix bird that rises from the ashes of its predecessor, Three Jack National will rise again as well. As far as the lethal amounts of arsenic trioxide and botulinum phosphate, if it doesn't kill you, it only makes you stronger. CPG, you are my hero, your ethical approach to any problem is beyond measure.

[@bklounge_golf]

How does this guy not have a million subs?

[@tw9433]

Because club core controls the algorithm

[@bklounge_golf]

@@tw9433 facts 😂😂😂

[@leviticusjames8983]

I agree he’s the funniest dude I’ve seen in forever

[@terryweller1233]

I was holding it together until the Latino "snowman" video. At that point uncontrollable laugher took over. CPG is a comedic genius!

[@brianlevor6295]

Man what a pristine location for the member cottages. Fairway views in the front and I-70 as your personal backyard, I can't imagine a more sought-after location in the Midwest.

[@chickenandwaffles09]

I think getting those nice used carts will help in selling new memberships. Let prospective members really Tori the grounds. CPG is always one step ahead !

[@imxploring]

CPG is a thinking man that will always come out on top! Where do I sign up?

[@markthegolfaddict9051]

Has Darryl Bevens been sent to the EPA office?

[@craigamiclever7952]

Just tell the IRS all the 276 employees are suspended for selflessly refusing to get their Covid Boosters

[@rustysteel8714]

Arranged a thirty player bus trip to 3JN, CPG.....we ALL want in! ⛳️

[@daleweiss9507]

The graffiti on the sign at the end is pure genius.

[@bizmofunyuns6463]

You remind me so much of a friend of mine I no longer see anymore. Love these

[@mangoman2148]

How many years is he serving?

[@goingoutsad]

@@mangoman2148 😂😂

[@johnnyjones9878]

OMG Cottages! With easy interstate access. Where do I send my deposit?

[@brianlevor6295]

You can get in line, behind me Johnny.

[@paulplacek5642]

Hey CPG!! I heard the call, I went to join and it says SOLD OUT! Every thing I want to buy in 2XL is SOLD OUT! Who the F is pilfering the pro shop? I want answers.

[@dw-nb2zh]

I knew this was gonna be big, but cottages? Whoa Baby!

[@lawbinson]

Get Anastasia on it and I’m sure all will be sorted out in a few minutes

[@spordlaw]

Or snorted out…either way

[@jdubs9922]

Where do I send a deposit for one of the cottages? I hope to get one as close the interstate as possible.

[@johnlanders3522]

Member Cottages!!!....I'm in. How much you need???

[@Struieboy]

CPG , you made some excellent and very ethical investment choices. Like all investments , there is a risk involved so don’t lose faith. Where did you study finance and investment banking ? Obviously at one of America’s finest Ivy League Colleges. I’m guessing Trump University?

[@aq7705]

Debentures? How much?

[@jcjbike]

How about a GoFundMe to save the course?

[@JohnJohnson-dv1ds]

Warren Buffett is jumping on this one

[@youcantxime]

Where can I purchase my three jack national gear so that I can represent my TRUE home course when I play at these other wannabe courses across the country?

[@johnparker8588]

Where do I send my $100 check?

[@ImaginetMedia]

Take my money!

[@flipdawhip2573]

good luck CPG

[@3goals4bonzai]

this is rather troubling financial news.

[@gaoxinglangblog]

That money's long gone

[@jeffmill999]

You need to go up the hill across 635 to Highland Park and gather new members from the graves...My dad and grandma would certainly love to be members. .... Not a big surprise that the Dotte is full of lethal soil and back fill of death. Be like a democrat and use the dead to your advantage..

[@stationary3815]

Go get a membership at Old Sandwich cpg , you have changed.

[@mikekilbane4002]

Read the SIGN!!!

[@BaBaBooeyWRLD]

Future Home of MS-13 😂

[@dewayneray2072]

When will CPG be sued and/or arrested for trust passing on private property on this former industrial park site😂

[@markhuru]

Check out this video from cpg course, it happened on the driving range on you tube “get the f***** of this range”

[@corky5928]

Just find you a Ukrainian to appoint as CFO. Brandon will send you all you need.

[@haroldkellermier5502]

Is Hank going to give you a discount for purposely destroying the 7th green by parking his front end loader upside down on it? The 276 employees you claimed, tell the PPP peoples they had to be let go because you were told they were Non-Essential during the COVID lockdown 😆

[@jvaughnp]

He was doing his best

[@craigamiclever7952]

I’m guessing you’ll tell the IRS the 276 employees are on suspension because they selflessly refuse to get their Covid Boosters

[@CAxALLDAY]

hey man he flip that coke and you got 3x the money!

[@Wolfe-xz6tr]

🇲🇽

[@bobjohnson62]

Hilarious!

[@larrybud]

Still cleaner than Hunter.

[@rangerdanger8746]

3 Jacka**

[@Struieboy]

Hunter is a disgrace. Why can’t he be like Don Jr who everyone knows doesn’t do drugs?

[@TheLefty250]

First!

[@Yaz-pn9py]

I want a cottage too.

[@jordonwoodworth127]

You just need the right beverage girl to build a course around. Also, complementary Square Strikes for new members wouldn’t hurt.