Three Unwise Men

[@EyeSpyAudit]

3 Security Goons for one locked door 🤣

[@sennfred1830]

yep, the price of modern technologies and ...

[@ShortieLeeroy]

Meanwhile yobs at the back trashing the place.But that´s not a problem because they have no cameras.

[@lukealexanderrobertsthefir458]

Howard from the bank adverts look stressed

[@EyeSpyAudit]

@@lukealexanderrobertsthefir458 🤣🤣

[@danthemaninfierno]

It keeps them off the street and out of trouble.... D'oh!

[@BasicCoverMan]

No-one speaks with more misplaced confidence than a security guard.

[@joelc9439]

Some cops too.

[@royboy002]

😂😂😂😂

[@mich_ael1124]

AB’s security videos are so much better than the police, because these are people with absolutely no power at all who seem to feel they have it all 🤣

[@BOUNCERBABE]

We are not all like that lol

[@BOUNCERBABE]

I've worked with goons like this lol

[@1888.cfc.]

'If a door opens I'm there filming' absolute GOLD💛

[@hansa2026]

My wife got mad, because I lolled too loud at the door filming profession and woke her up. I gotta sue AB for causing me alarm and distress.

[@Just-Tony]

The older security guard is a classic example of someone who displays their ignorance with such confidence, all the while talking absolute shite.

[@Nutrient-Gold]

Yes, agreed. I think the term is 'hubris'.

[@ladyvoice7747]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 absolutely Anthony

[@ladyvoice7747]

@@Nutrient-Gold 100% 😂😂😂😂

[@ComboMuster]

He could well may be a retired police officer with old habits 😅

[@kayetaylor5551]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@alison4786]

“If a door opens I’m there filming” lmao

[@jackjohnson3182]

That security guard is a joke giving out orders 😂😂

[@Skyswinger]

A security guard accusing you of having delusions of grandeur is absolutely hilarious! I bet he spends half the night laying awake in bed buzzing on the idea that he’s going to foil the next terrorist attack and be a big hero. What an absolute melt!

[@dericksmith2137]

Prior to going to bed they get all dressed up in uniform and pose in front of the mirror, practicing their ‘official scary look’. Then they get up early just to make sure they get that rehearsed look just right. Positioning all their gear to most copy the look of cops.

[@carls2479]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Howiehow]

I think he’s an ex copper, the badge and the attitude , he probably wears the badge so he can give it the “I was job” to any serving cops he comes into contact with

[@Womberto]

@@Howiehow Definitely ex police, look at the way he tucks his hands into his vest.

[@applecorp]

@@dericksmith2137 Haha you're right. He's even got the thin blue line badge so he can look like a copper.

[@neilmagrath8122]

You dealt with these goons in the best way possible. You laughed them out of existence.

[@hx0d]

Tempted to book a ticket to Coventry to film that door 😂😂😂

[@packhunter24]

The guy who thinks he has authority calls AB a fantasist 😂😂

[@gehanoates294]

I know, see how stupid he is

[@FB-tq5ln]

Below the threshold of being idiotic.

[@philbeattie3978]

AB taking the piss out of the security. Love it.

[@MrTfromGB]

AB has no need to take the pee out of security guards, most of them do it for themselves. 👍👍😂😂

[@nickduffy8482]

That was too funny AB, in general security guards are a hilarious species when you film them in the wild like this. Mr ‘I’m in charge’ with his ‘thin blue line’ gangster patch was the absolute highlight, obviously used to bullying people who think he has some kind of authority but no match for AB. The look of total confusion when you simply dismiss every stupid thing he says is just priceless. You can see his brain just stalls as he slowly realises he has been exposed as a total idiot and is being owned by a man with a camera. I pity his family if he has one when he went home after his shift.

[@pinkyman5155]

The old security guard has a serious belly going on there 🤣😂🤣

[@MrJokerlad19]

Security tools are getting thicker by the day.

[@npcoo337ooo7]

The less years they have been in the U.K. the cheaper they are .

[@scoosethom8441]

As usual a brilliant audit very funny non of the 3 stooges had a clue what they were doing and had no idea about basic laws

[@jonathanjackson2587]

AB: "My job is to film any door that is open" such a wind up merchant 😆😆😆

[@sunnyjim1355]

"Oh, its 10 o'clock. Shall I come back at 9 o'clock then?" 🤣

[@askme1245]

"I am who I am" This is a very deep philosophical statement! This man should be a professor at Harvard!!

[@esecallum]

eddie brickell song... who i am

[@johnkelly9463]

GOD Told Abraham I AM THAT I AM, AMEN.

[@Desousatheamuser]

🤣

[@socialising6037]

Can barely string a sentence together lol

[@1goodthing]

He actually was, the pressure became too much and he decided on a new life in England, starting on the bottom rung.

[@carparkcampers8407]

22 minutes of pure comedy gold AB 😂 Thank-you

[@chemapc]

100% gold 👌

[@breakit46]

Watching AB’s channel is very relaxing and like escapism, weird that it is real life yet so entertaining. Best auditing channel easy.

[@brendagilson934]

Old boy full of his own Importance.😂 Getting tied up in knots😂

[@corleth2868]

Lol, "I need help, he's taking a picture.". I had no idea that The Ink Well in Coventry was top secret.

[@user-ck5vp4yw4i]

Guy with the beard looks like Taj from come fly with me 😂

[@franksmith1287]

Auditing Britain, Long Island Audits, Amagansett Press are my favorite, I especially enjoy the fact that AB has such much fun and how Long Island Audits stays so calm.

[@frankv8891]

and that Jason (amagansett) usually is a quit guy...he doesn't like talking at all.....

[@alanhill7997]

The security guard dressed as a cop with his thin blue line badge accuses others of being a fantasist lol 🤣

[@ph5599]

You've captured their souls.. you need to give them beads now

[@Clan501-Scotland]

This reminds me of a time I worked in Iceland as a teen. A man who looked just like this approached me and asked if we had any paper. When I said no he looked at me with shock, and exclaimed ' You are a food shop and you don't have PAPER?!? I laughed it off and thought what a fkn nut job. 10 mins later he comes past me and shouts "PAPER" holding a packet of peppers 🌶 😂

[@mcirelandosharma7411]

😂👍

[@chd1694]

Weird sense of humor

[@AvertedVision]

Brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AvertedVision]

@@chd1694 it's a joke calm down. 😆

[@GrantfromEarth]

The universe managed to align things so that the 3 dumbest security guards in the UK all ended up working at the same place lol

[@tatsnneeps341]

Supposedly it's a small world 😂

[@Jack-lo1uc]

"DON'T ENGAGE!" ... proceeds to make himself look like a complete clown. As a ex Coventry Uni student I find these guys are an embarament to the uni

[@gdr38515]

Coventry poly shurely?

[@Jack-lo1uc]

@@gdr38515 i'm not that old 🤣

[@Jack-lo1uc]

@@ross951 its turned into a good uni since I left 😁

[@mcirelandosharma7411]

Is that the Phoenix pub in the background? Edit; AB just went round the front and confirmed it is. That area wasn't all fancy and pedestrianised when I was last there! Barely recognised it.

[@HumansAreShitFactories]

You went to university and you don’t know to say ‘an ex’ instead of ‘a ex’. You also spell embarrassment incorrectly. I’d suggest you’re the embarrassment.

[@hkarnold1456]

That was 25 mins of good entertainment. Thanks AB!

[@gunsmokegaloreyt6840]

I love how he’s purposely sketchy to lead them on 🤣

[@brettnbeckvalleyvan]

The guy pretending to be a police officer said you have delusions of trying to be something else 😂😂😂 priceless 😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant video, crying laughing thank you AB ❤️🙏🏻

[@Jesper1988]

what a bunch of Wannabe cops/Gestapo 🤢 good job AB!

[@leemurphy9072]

"you know ive been all over the country filming "you silly....... sausage 😂😂😂 that bit killed me

[@peterguertler3357]

AB Love your work these guys reminded me of the three stooges. Old security guard could not let go of his ego and made the biggest fool of himself and the company he works for. 10/10.

[@Banglish123]

AB 100% you are changing it every day. So many people getting wise to these antics thanks to you.

[@pete904ni]

Seems like he's too used to dealing with students who are too scared to say boo to him. He has a total meltdown when someone doesn't listen to his nonsense.

[@goodyeoman4534]

One of those bully types who crumbles the second his empty posturing and physical appearance fails to intimidate someone. I wonder if his voice shakes so much when he talks to a pretty woman?

[@willwilkes1324]

Have you dealt with students mate? 😂 Clearly not 👍🏼 Keep deluding yourself that this creator is actually doing something worth watching rather than harassing 😂

[@dreamlessdemand]

@@willwilkes1324 You’re DEFFO Police or a security guard… NUMPTY!

[@ritch8088]

These students are all snowflakes anyway. No wonder these security guards think they are the Police.

[@bjsmith5444]

Brilliant from AB. He's talented, he makes it all happen. I love the way he doesn't react in an aggressive way but just leads them on.

[@dkayflowers79]

I'd say he actually let's them lead, and just follow with the camera. What happens next is on them lol

[@elektron2kim666]

It's just some triggers in society made on purpose by screaming lunatics. Those triggers are disgusting and we have to do something. It's not supposed to spread and destroy. Everyone can be motivated by something not being correct. I'm sure "security" developed in the same way. Our governments could make a similar job for AB and gain control over those issues, but they like the cheaper version as it is. It was thought out long ago that "The People" can push back on any wrong doing. The screaming lunatics do what they want and most people keep quiet about them.

[@oscarsusan3834]

I don’t have the patience for this type of BS ,if I had a gun I’d use it.🤫 Why?,why?,why?, shoot first and ask questions later.🥸

[@joannedarling502]

Ab is brilliant, Mr cool calm and collected

[@mrb4408]

That’s the biggest Cop wanna be prat I’ve ever seen. They need to stop security dressing like, and acting like coppers. They are just laughable. 👍🏼

[@leataylor9277]

AB: “Who are you?” Security: “I’m just who I am” AB: “Who are you?” Security: “I’m who I am” AB: “You are who you are?” Security: “Yes” 😂🤣🤣

[@OncleM]

He's chinese - Hu-ai Am

[@HenryBlackwell]

Cameras make people say funny things

[@Neil2022]

Haha, security guard with thin blue line badges.🤣🤣

[@unicornhunter7945]

There's a man armed with an IPhone Pro and saying YO 🤷‍♂️

[@mrwhitenoise376]

Yo

[@helpfund1622]

For years I've always wondered what become of Howard from the "who gives you extra" Halifax bank advert ,,,, now I know thanks 🤣

[@beedebawng2556]

😂 😂 😂 😂 This is a comedy show.

[@3kdn]

A classic! This guy should give up his security job,and go full time on stage.. He is a natural…😎

[@steve10]

He was very light on his feet

[@3kdn]

@@steve10 I think he was light in quite a few areas.

[@sciwriter1]

If anyone's a fantasist it's that ridiculous security guard, what an utter prat.

[@Odinsraven88]

you had the giggles alot in this encounter😂 i was laughing along with you... people need to lighten up. much love AB 💓🙏

[@irishone9541]

Less powers than a scarecrow 😃

[@fasthracing]

WTF is Robert Mugabe doing in Coventry?

[@juniusvindex769]

😂😂 comment of the day 🙌🏻🤣

[@fasthracing]

@@juniusvindex769 I thank you

[@AvertedVision]

With Abu Hamza Al-Masri as his backup. 🤣

[@4forty6six]

😂

[@MoReeceJTV]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@waynesaunders4599]

Why are they so worried by a man with a camera, they think they can tell people what to do when they have no power what do ever

[@leonmccormack1642]

African men give the best content for audits 😂 ✊🏾

[@robbiegf900akajwalker5]

What a great start to my day. You had me in stiches AB 🤣😀😂 Cheers.

[@paul12008]

PURE COMEDY... Keep educating all of us. 😎😎😎

[@kwhufc5769]

Could you imagine if beadle was still around. I think AB and beadle would need a warning to remind people to breathe when cracking up

[@ladyvoice7747]

I agree 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thesweeney80]

That was priceless... Him checking the door to see the name of the place he's supposed to protect, so they know where to send backup. The owners of the Ink well need to get a refund on this security.

[@GaryWilliamson-mq9ip]

WHY YET AGAIN SECURITY WHERE ENGLISH IS NOT THEIR FIRST LANGUAGE?

[@taboo1459]

Oh I wonder why, what a bloody mystery, hang on I'll phone poirot 💡

[@James.979]

Welcome to Britain 🇬🇧 2022 !! Our security services - who struggled to formulate a coherent understandable sentence in the English language - in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Thanks 🙏 James ✌🏾

[@HumansAreShitFactories]

I think you should check your own grasp of the spoken and written word.

[@Richdbiskit]

I think they all play for the Coventry University Netball Team. Because when you read that as an acronym, it's an accurate description of them.

[@richjax2405]

🤣🤣

[@MArtz-im6yh]

I find it so funny that these people have no idea how much content they’re creating for him by staying there and engaging with him, bloody hilarious!!!

[@JacquesvanWyk]

I wish I could just one day go and say listen just do the walk of shame now before it gets worse. lol

[@Planetugm]

Yes A.B! A few minutes in to the video and you hit him with, there’s something i need🤣😂 You triggered all his paranoia cells. 😂😂😂 great video. 👍🏼

[@scouseauditzz]

A.B thanks for this hilarious 😂 and I agree 3 very very unwise men love be safe out their

[@Adam2050]

Fucking hell that's one of hell of well protected stationary shop.

[@johncorner9295]

Nice one A.B.

[@DG-EditsYT]

Its has Parker pens in it 😂

[@Superliegebeest0]

This is where they're distributing the opium from

[@petechorak1970]

I love watching your videos you make me laugh every time from the USA

[@tft6990]

Thanks AB - You keep me laughing, love it!😄

[@kayetaylor5551]

Pah hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣AB, you just called him a silly sausage 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣AB we love you so much....you have the best job in the world xxxx

[@alanbrady420]

Absolute wannabes wearing the thin blue line badge smh.. you’re hilarious AB never stop loli

[@TB-cv5jc]

they binge watched police body language tutorials on youtube

[@alanbrady420]

@@TB-cv5jc haha telling ye 😆

[@Naejbert]

You should do some live audit sometimes! I mean having a group of people assisting you with their pad and taking notes. And laughing live about what they say. 😂

[@weederman1953]

I love how you style. It's disarming and non- threatening. You are brilliant!!

[@jean-paulvanmeerbeek2271]

I can’t get enough of your videos. Engaging peanut brains with an authority complex, delicious stuff 😂😂😂😂

[@sean380]

Where would we be without Security Guards very amusing.

[@naderamin]

The guy who thinks he has authority calls AB a fantasist 😂

[@Confidence_matters_]

AB you calling him a silly sausage is just too funny. It looks to me like these guys had zero entry requirements to their job. Thanks for another good video Sir.

[@cedricredwood9409]

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 They look like Police in training. 😂😂😂😂😂 well done AB, funny as usual.

[@woodall1956]

Absolute comedy gold. I almost choked on my tikka massala watching. AB goes from strength to strength. Top auditor.

[@HumansAreShitFactories]

Almost? That’s a shame.

[@ravsingh5347]

Coventry University so lucky to have specially trained security guarding their property 😰😰😰

[@nikos-giorgos]

5:05 "If a door opens, I'm there filming" Brilliant, once again...

[@Your_Man_Craig_Walker]

"and he is a baldy too"... Brilliant lol

[@shaun7721]

Theres no better auditor out there,trust me AB is the daddy! Thank you my friend 🥂

[@wayneyates700]

AB didn't you know that once you put on a security guard or police uniform it gives you UNLIMITED POWER to use on any uneducated member of public. Security now even have the POWER to change GDPR laws🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@geoffbreen2386]

I love to see the fun you get just going around.

[@ladyvoice7747]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this cracked me up. He told the bloke not to engage and he engages in the most senseless conversation 😂😂😂😂😂 he’s confused oh my days what a waste of time 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ronroberts34]

Khamzat + pies = lmfao! He's also a baldy. I've never laughed much. I've been so down and depressed today - thank you AB for all the lols.

[@brimcilroy9002]

Cheer up mate, I try not to let things get you down an your doing the right thing watching. A. B. at his piss taking best.

[@dd7521]

Imagine being as miserable at the 'in charge' security chap. 🤣

[@philyroberts72]

Tied all 3 in knots! One of you're best. Keep it up AB.

[@micnamalahan]

“Nobody on this earth 🌍 is like you “ 😆 best line ever

[@pppfff6147]

Clueless security guards…..he’s a TRANS..????? More training needed by these foreigners before they go out in public…..unbelievable 👎👎

[@gordongourlay7423]

Absolutely brilliant 👏 another funny educational audit as usual 💯

[@eveoakley6270]

No no you don’t look suspicious you look very nice 🤣🤣🤣 I’m rolling 🤣

[@GeXonDeXOfficial]

AB. Love you man 🤣 This was by far the funniest and i have no reason why . That old man was wounded as soon as you told him the law 😅 Just stood looking like a plumb 😆 Got this on loop 🤭🤭🤭

[@LAAUDITS331]

😂😂😂 I love how you keep harresting security guards

[@mathew8581]

Guards asks for help and was told to ring control room. God help him if he was really in danger

[@Po3tfx]

The conversation is f0ckin hilarious 😂 I am in tears 🤣

[@wladniem]

Great entertainment AB, these security guard are on huge power trips but you keep knocking them down. THANKS

[@mrdisrespect4014]

Lmfao your the man AB keep up the great work when I'm feeling low you always make me laugh and smile again respect 🙏

[@SuperGrimupnorth]

He does dosn't he.. makes the day that bit better' 💯

[@30daymissionman]

“Hello I was bullied at school and felt no sense of importance……. Er …….. i mean … im a security guard here, you can’t do that !!”

[@HumansAreShitFactories]

Hello I performed poorly at school now I regurgitate amateur incorrect psychobabble to try and make myself feel better.

[@zephyrr914]

I love you AB! You get them talking in circles 🤣😂

[@UnitedVlogs]

Brilliant AB 🤣🤣🤣 This has brightened up my day 👏

[@nickglenister3832]

Dads Army security group.

[@nas77777]

AB that was some of the funniest audits i ever seen! absolutely nailed them, they came out all serious, and not only did you not back down, or listen to a word they said, you owned the whole place just taking the piss out of them one by one, hilarious!

[@MrJonny2324]

I like how the older guy called you a fantasist, yet he has deluded himself into thinking he is in someway important. Luckily he didn't make it into the police, imagine a tyrant like that with powers.

[@AZ-wq8pk]

These Scenarios are the best recording a door and security shows up and calls for backup 😂😂😂👍

[@frankv8891]

reminds me of the Seinfeld show " a show about nothing ! "