Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-3-19

[@ClaversOdhiambo]

Thanks for standing by Louie, Bill ;) love you both

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

I thought Ol Billy Copper crotch had forgotten about us this week

[@hektordelarge1364]

Hahhahahahhaha.....

[@davidmurillolifeisart]

Thank God for Bill Burr podcast...my day was starting to go down the shit hole! I need this

[@DougUnfunny]

louis ck talk 17:18

[@x0stardust-x2e]

I've been waiting for him to talk about it!!!

[@masaksenja]

Finally!

[@kilgoretrout6136]

Thanks

[@saulgoodman612]

What comedian was shitting on Louis?

[@ElGordo2497]

@@saulgoodman612 Judd Apatow and Andy Richter

[@TH-go7pu]

Everyone heard Louise cks leaked set? It's good

[@giannis5250]

It was great until he did the attack helicopter bit. I'd rather a goat comedian not rehearse 3 year old right-wing memes.

[@ElGordo2497]

@@giannis5250 I mean the bit is more relevant than ever and he gave it his own touch. It was really short too.

[@MrMetalManMe]

Yes he's back to his best I think

[@LarsLarsen77]

@@giannis5250 He didn't say attack helicopter. He said royalty. Which as far as I know just me and one republican kid who got on fox with my brilliant gender idea have ever suggested. (My pronouns are your majesty/his majesty)

[@ThomasBrubach]

@@giannis5250 Why do you think Louis CK has any clue about an alt-right meme? What a strange assumption, instead of realizing that he, like many other people across (on both sides of the political aisle) roll their eyes at the extreme pronoun discussions?

[@adamgm84]

I hate regular ads, but i love to hear bill read them and shit on them. It feels real.

[@Nash9r]

Can't wait to go to your show in an hour. So cool that you are in my hometown Cologne :)

[@brandonknable7890]

Tell us how it was

[@a.k.4o]

Mr. Burr deserves 500,000 subscribers by 2020

[@donniecheese5967]

AK 4o I doubt he cares. Ever heard him talk about anything like that. Exactly.

[@a.k.4o]

Ofcourse not that's why I think he deserves it

[@GNCceo]

I FUCKING LOVE BILL BURR

[@GamingPenis]

Ol' Billy Backblech in Germany, the home of the *beer* Great gameplan you got there trying to drink less 😂😂

[@raypowers8083]

Long live Bier!

[@amillieshub4136]

Bill is a Legend

[@patrickmccabe3256]

Judd needs to STFU about Louie's material Bill. Glad you called him out, and I hope he hears you👍

[@andrewstefanow9311]

Long live Louie

[@richardkeklinski3320]

@@Urov. who are you, his boyfriend?

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

@@Urov. You're seriously going to complain about spelling when you type like that?

[@Urov.]

@@TheAlpineShepherdBoy grammar doesn't matter, getting someones name right does. Like who the fuck is louie?

[@dner75-xh9le]

He won't hear, but one of his stable-boys will make sure he get the news. Bill and Louie are master chefs. Judd Apatow owns a franchise chain of McDonalds.

[@maxd2215]

I'm gonna see old Billy freckles in Berlin Germany on Friday, can't wait. Awesome!

[@ignatiusjayreilly415]

29:30 ... sneaker-stores that have collaborations and special stuff: The Good Will Out in Cologne, Richard-Wagner-str.31 in Munich you've got Solebox, Altheimer Eck 6 and in Berlin - Overkill , Köpenicker Str. 195a Downstairs, Blücherstr. 22 Solebox, Nürnberger Str. 14 and then of course you have Adidas stores in every major city, but they don't have anything out of the ordinary... hope I could help

[@bilalsalaam9625]

No ads, just old freckles !

[@yourpersonalspammer]

25:35

[@donniecheese5967]

Sound cloud doesn't have ads. First time listening on ytube. I don't do commercials anymore.

[@foellerd]

Epic fail comment bilal salaam. You had one job.

[@satserveincable]

Huge fan Billy Boy ! Getting a late start with my excuse for a comedic career You inspired me

[@Pyriphlegeton]

Hey Bill, I'll be in your sunday show tomorrow. It will be my first ever live stand-up comedy and I can not wait! So looking forward to it!

[@legacycertified5922]

My great grandfather was a spitfire pilot in WW2 and he told me when I was really young that it was the biggest buzz you could ever have when you shot down enemy planes

[@AmirMalik-sj3ov]

Bill Burr is naturally funny....

[@themaypole]

'I'm gonna try and get into popculture for the podcast...so Madonna' creased me

[@ajjelbilel2173]

Loved his show in Cologne ! Verzi was also really funny !

[@aleccraig7283]

Thank you for your take on Louis's set. I was beginning to think I was the only one who was thinking this way

[@Jeremy-er8yc]

Bill I didn't realize you were a time traveler. You're talking about the 2011 Rose Bowl as if it just happened for some reason. I was hoping to hear you talking about the UW vs OSU Rose Bowl.

[@BuddahUK]

Love you, Bill 👌🇬🇧

[@REZN8thegreat]

"just go do some squats" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@hughes4402]

what is that jam for the interlude? i want more. often enjoy the tunes but don't see the info listed

[@EasyBreezy41]

See ya today in Munich! I'm stoked!

[@eazy1896]

Man going to Israel for a comedy show is like going to a battlefield for tanning

[@Robotshadow]

I love u Bill

[@nickhahn7326]

If you flew that route every month it would be: Life's too short to be standing in line for half my life.

[@acestorms5256]

Billy and Mr. Virzi absolutely fucking killed in Munich, y'all are in for an outstanding fucking show! What a fucking rockstar Billy is....

[@johanflod]

Why not add video to this podcast? I usually watch it on KZbin. thanks for the podcast btw

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

Honestly.. Who considers Judd Apatow a real comedian?

[@nickb3968]

"he cleans the floors but he's wicked smart"- lol, reminds me of you Burr. Didn't you used to drive a forklift or some shit?

[@vitoingrande9787]

Does anybody know the song that’s was played at the 30:00 mark

[@ferd_dwi]

Keep us updated with European situation will ya 'ol freckles

[@BryceAndreychuk]

Hey ole' freckles, thank you. :)

[@cadillacdeville5828]

I wish I could play this on speaker at work.

[@No_one448]

I would love to work at your place if you'd do it. xD

[@tednugent-hopkis]

Wow on time for once.

[@jgillan92]

Bill doesn't even have to do these dude. The fact that he does is awesome, show some respect, he's a busy man 😒. Oh and go fuck yourself 😎

[@ericburns1887]

I had to go to Google when old freckles did.

[@dustinharrison8666]

Good luck on your tour Bill! :)

[@peterparkinson1299]

18:15 ... aaaand lightbulb: we need a modern Frank Zappa / Jello Biafra

[@alexandrosdimartino6471]

Guten Tag Herr Burr, greetings from a German Fan ✌🏼👍🏼🍀

[@Kris971a]

Love to here more from your adventures in Europe, Billy Bob Burr! Hope to hear more made up facts about Denmark before your gig here!

[@DAshby139]

Dude. How the hell do I search for the podcast via Alexa?

[@Ryoufriggingserious]

Billy "Red Balls" went for a 2 point conversion { insert punchline here}

[@blahblahsonMD]

Cant wait to see you in Berlin, Bill

[@rockfortunerecords]

Good old Billy "Low Hanging Fruit Nuts!"

[@cevicheisdelicious]

Fucking September 2020 impression is spot on.

[@jojod.uchiha3704]

Does he still do advice?

[@nealmalega5309]

Dude I listen all the time here in metro Detroit, fucking great!

[@apksand9307]

Madonna needs to talk to a therapist. You’re in your 60’s, made a ton of money, stop fighting this losing battle.

[@jozafax]

Wat's the music that begins at 30:28 ?

[@georgelewis5740]

I am in Warsaw right now

[@retter2critical]

MORE LIKE "THRILL BURR" !!!!!

[@JacobafJelling]

“Putt sum’ money in the game, eh’’

[@chelseap1621]

It's a very strange time. Poor Louie. I hope he doesn't get discouraged.

[@Joshualacruz]

Very ironic how I am totally agreeing on Bills paranoia (the last few minutes), whilst listening to this on my Google Home Mini.

[@kairidderbos5625]

How you doing Bill? Take care!

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

Didn't Bill Burr openly trash Gervais for the Golden Globes.

[@laurencestemarie]

Your tour could be a good reason the buy you a new GMT time piece ;)

[@tadficuscactus]

Madonna's new album is called 'bolted on ass'.

[@pureblood8198]

LOL. Im a huge TCU football fan. Thats it, just a fan of Coach Patterson and the football team.

[@keatonmclain5769]

Bill Burr your fucking hilarious man!

[@Dylan-fh8mg]

I wonder who Bill has edit the audio. I assume Bill is running it through a D.A.W. that has some compression, equalizers and limiters. I at least hear the reverb. The Audio is really solid tho. Quality mic. If he threw a small compression pluggin on the audio track to take away a tad of the low end, that would make this way easier to listen to. The percussive's of his p's and b's makes my stereo hit randomly, so i end up having to listen to this at low volume on my drive home.

[@brads7265]

We get it you know a lot about podcasting. Congrats

[@Dylan-fh8mg]

@@brads7265 I know a lot about audio engineering. You know how to edit your comments and still have a ton of grammar errors. So, I'm gonna take a stab at it and say that I know more about the English language than you, as well. Guess I'm on the up and up. Congrats to me?!?

[@dner75-xh9le]

It's a podcast, not "Dark Side of the Moon". But thanks for sharing your First World Problem. Perhaps Bill will read this and hire you on...

[@dner75-xh9le]

@@Dylan-fh8mg Dude, so I was listening to Dan Carlin's "Hardcore History" podcast, and you know what? He didn't employ Phil Spector's "Wall of Sound" technique. At all. Can you believe that shit, dude? Me...forced to listen to a podcast with sub-par audio like an animal! That ain't stereophonics, man!

[@dner75-xh9le]

@@Dylan-fh8mg Don't have a stroke, little man. We need you at 100% when you step into the recording studio to produce the next Helix album.

[@robinaras]

See you in 2 hours 🤘🤘

[@theone-mz5ut]

I can't believe an American comic is allowed to speak freely in the Globalistic E.U. Enjoy. #yellowvest #noE.U.

[@nyx4754]

Acetate

[@joepermenter7228]

Dicktate

[@mitchellcumsteen9220]

I concur.

[@a.k.4o]

We just lost Mike

[@Moriningland]

I really hope bill will partition these by topics

[@No_one448]

Wow, in Germany? Amazing man

[@shelleycollins3896]

mid night express .....oh billly

[@beatz04]

Being from and living in Germany (Hamburg) i can tell you that most people here don't shy away from dealing with our history, but it's not a big significance in our everyday lives either. Reason for both basically is, our (and the even younger) generation were born way after the war, which enables us to look at the whole thing from a more rational perspective as we factually weren't a part of that s**t. That doesn't take away there's still some dark cloud of guilt left in the back of our collective minds. It's also a reason why we're pretty aware and alert to the beginning signs of facism (because "we" experienced it), hence the majority of germans dislike for Trump.

[@beatz04]

P.S. Being patient standing in line isn't definitely not a german forte though.

[@johnnyquest9926]

It’s granny fuckin WATA!!!

[@VVJumparVV]

Man did Bill got a special out for 2018?

[@delwolf159]

look who has to engage their core

[@rickyjames993]

The movie, Blow?

[@dner75-xh9le]

Didn't he also say "Tom Cruise" instead of "Johnny Depp" the first time? Ole Bill-bo Jet-Laggins.

[@MrB1923]

Note to Bill: mentioning child pornography while reading an advertisement may have a detrimental effect on revenues.

[@youngoschy4916]

Acetate.

[@misteranthropy5359]

Bill try saying "Köln" and "München"

[@MrMultifunc]

Keep talking about F1

[@patrickfries6267]

Bill "saving weeks on the regular" Burr! Its like talking to an old friend who doesnt listen and just keeps on rambling. And you know what? Its OK!

[@beatz04]

As for Louis CK: As always, people take it out of context. Within the context of his comedy routine, the jokes were far from "outrageous". Context matters, people.

[@boredom5132]

How can anyone bitch about Louis CK’s set? It was fucking hilarious.

[@gijsstollman2575]

butcher box deliver in the eu??

[@brads7265]

Hey red nuts, you forgot your 35 ads!!!

[@brads7265]

Well I'm such an idiot that I don't know if you do that or KZbin.

[@fabianbravo6008]

WHY IS THE FUCKING VOLUME SO LOW IM A PISSED MILLENIAL NOW

[@StefanTPunkt]

welcome to germany

[@tomgayle2849]

midnight express .

[@sappguy3193]

How you doin, Bill Burrp ?

[@RelaxxationStation]

Coming to Hungary!!! ♥️😁😁😁

[@drgonzo1971]

In WWII, the Russians had better tanks and the US/UK did better on radar, computers, nukes and a host of other issues

[@greysky65]

Hello 👋

[@spartanTim]

How about doing a episode about the cop watch people

[@jonwilks3482]

it wasnt us

[@hellmary669]

Mmp tshirts would be cool. #KustomImprints... These guys are legit.

[@alexanderkvitrovn9828]

24 floors of whores oovverrr thheerree

[@LionXAnimations]

I guess I get the notification late

[@dmc3079]

Rusty's 2019 European Tour

[@ultranitro437]

Turn your mic up bill I have my volume maxed out and I can barely hear you. If sounds like your sitting 3 feet away from me in a busy airport and I can just hear you swearing to yourself under your breath while your head bobbles around like a maniac.

[@metalmelodies6718]

Bill Burr I know a perfect song for u to learn on the drums, please listen to "Lock up the Wolves" by Dio ,U would absolutely kill it!

[@garyseritt]

Horten 229, Mr. Bill