Ticked Off Vic: Blatant Stupidity | VicDiBitetto.net

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[@laurelb4193]

Vic had to strap himself in for this one to contain all the rage. 😅

[@mikeschulte4271]

Oh indeed. I think he wears the seatbelt for comedic effect since he’s in the car but yea this one was rough for him 😂

[@rickleblanc8900]

He always does !

[@Generic_Gaming_Channel]

All the Ticking has really got to him

[@Hypersquid98]

I honestly love how he buckles his seat belt every time even though he probably just isn't able to film his rage comedy videos indoors because his wife doesn't like it. Its the idea of not having to actually going anywhere but being so mad that he feels the need to wear the seat belt, that makes it funny 😄🤣

[@BaddogSports]

Should've labeled this video "A very PISSED off VIc"

[@SHARON.I]

"Fuck that noise" I haven't heard that in years. Hilarious!!

[@kj7792]

I say that a lot...I'm from So Cal😎

[@RaoulDukeSr]

One of my favorites

[@evadedenbach1226]

The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me. Don't get me started on the self checkout at Walmart.

[@chasingcapsaicin]

Try an ~$400 Walmart order for pickup and everything gets canceled whilst in route as out of stock except the beer and they will not let you get it as a result cause reasons.

[@nberry324]

@@chasingcapsaicin I didn’t have a $400 order but they have done that to me before cancel on my way to the store

[@mariacampagnolo4886]

😊

[@pumpkinking5174]

I would have pissed in the sink and say here, clean this

[@MrGMawson2438]

Clean the dashboard 🤣

[@hollyroberts632]

“Now I gotta clean the dashboard !”🤣🤣🤣 your too much 🤣🤣🤣

[@nobatime]

I love when he does these in the car where he can quietly rant!!🤣🤣🤣

[@gatorbrowilly836]

I want CAWFEE!!!

[@jackthompson7291]

It's like closing down your restaurant to wash some dishes!!! I almost choked LOL

[@PhillipLemmon]

Vic..... I fucking cried for this one! I felt like I was getting yelled at by my old drill instructor with the spit coming at me, lol Damn great video!

[@Arxiuz2]

In Korea there’s three bathroom units - on major highways anyways - and they’re cleaned on a rotational shift so that two are always open at any time

[@jmauck3]

Illinois and Indiana have a similar setup on their tollways.

[@Arxiuz2]

@@jmauck3 should be a law, really

[@burkebreathed9139]

Vic for President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Abomdosnow]

Your camera's gonna drown lol

[@rrad8106]

We hit that issue last year. It is 90 minutes from our house to the McDonald's at the on-ramp to 95S in Eastern CT. That is the ONLY restroom between here and lower CT. With the pandemic, they decided to lock the doors and have "drive-thru" only. I discovered that the woods across driveway from the entrance worked just fine. When I left, a line of guys in the same predicament found the woods to be as accommodating. Sorry, McDonald's if the stench of pent up piss wafting into your restaurant ruins the ambiance of an over-used fry-a-lator, but you left me (and us) no options.

[@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164]

Do our Highway Plazas have any kind of on site Staff or do the Restaurants and Store handle the cleaning? I don't think I've ever seen any sort of Staff.

[@djericbecker]

Lol... im so guilty of using a pump as a parking space

[@weedian710]

I know it’s been 2 years but you really should stop doing that lol.

[@davidalexander2827]

LMAO!!!!!! Vic, please don't ever take a Wrong turn!! LMAO!!!!!

[@CARLOGONZO]

Hilarious ! Did you tell them that you were a "Senior in Distress" at Stage 6. That means you can't hold the piss for too long. LMAO.

[@randyjon224]

Holy shit Vic, that was one of the best 5 minute and 44 seconds laugh I've ever had!! Without a doubt in your top 10 classic rants brother!! The attendant is lucky you didn't take a leak on the floor!! 😂 Thanks for the morning laugh!! ✌🏻❤🇺🇸

[@vincenttoquinto2351]

TRUTH Spot on. Man's gotta go he's gotta go. Be damned that Tape. And... He's gonna go.. Great job Vic

[@kcbondurant7959]

Damn I missed Vic. Tell it like it is.

[@tomgiovenco4902]

Let's hope this gets to the management..Common Sense class is what they need...!..Vic great educational video..for these numb nuts.

[@christopherthomas6336]

Common Sense should have a higher value because it's not that common

[@MrHyde-dt1sx]

@@christopherthomas6336 I do 😂😂😂

[@NickPR87]

Vic needs to start selling these rant clips as covid prevention ads!😂

[@opr435]

Hey Vic, they do the same thing here at the Railroad station The train comes and here comes all the passengers waiting in line staring at the fucking yellow tape unbelievable lol

[@MohammadZaid-xj7hz]

Man I'm starting to worry about him having a heart attack at this age and with this amount of rage it can happen any moment

[@SuperBigdanno]

Yup had a heart attack doing the same thing, only 50 yrs old. Happy to survive it and I am a lot more mellow now.

[@gnr331]

Instant classic Vic! Man does this ever tic me off.

[@joeyoboy1369]

Beautiful rant!

[@VIDEOHEREBOB]

Vic knows how to scream his guts out, but I gotta hand it to him. He never loses his voice...lol!

[@lrm215]

As always Vic is right!!!!

[@lrm215]

Something missing in my life NO SHIT I haven’t listened to Vic the last couple of days!!!

[@jonmccracken8625]

It would Def make more sense to clean the bathrooms over night when nobody will be using them

[@RaoulDukeSr]

"Here's the deal buddy" !!! Thanx Mr Vic, we all need this right now 👍

[@87KNOTSaka100MPH]

You better put up some caution tape to clean the dashboard. To funny and sadly true. Thank you Vic!!!

[@cher8136]

He doesn't understand? WHAT??? I agree Vic, you probably confused everyone in that joint! Caution tape?!?! Seriously! Where are we?

[@jfakoggl]

If the men's room is closed for cleaning, use the lady's room. Just identify as woman, trans, melon, chicken or whatever, and you're good to go. NOONE will dare stopping you in the US in 2021.

[@eddierodriguez419]

Hey there Vic my boy ... Loved this one !!! Common sense ain't common anyone 🤣🤣🤣

[@MicheleB4506]

“On the Gatorade display???” Lol! 😂🤣😘 💦 💦 💦

[@ricks.1318]

Vic's Lexus ..... The ONLY SUV that NEEDS an "inside windshield wiper" !! LOLOL

[@old-fashionedcoughypot]

You must have got there on the weekly cleaning day when they weakly clean the week's leaks, eh? 🚹🚽

[@csimet]

The cleanest dashboard ever. Haha.

[@DaWorstBroadcastingNetwork]

I have to piss…don’t piss me off! Lol

[@thepbcenthusiast7561]

0:16 “The Pony Ecpree” 😂

[@iandavis8755]

Vic, you almost made me spray my coffee out of my nose @ 2:36 of this vid...mission accomplished!

[@HypocriticYT]

They closed the bathroom when they saw Vic entering

[@rickleblanc8900]

Hahaha when Vic bites his hand, you know he's really pissed off !

[@nathanmoore1893]

I love the ones when Vic is really ticked off. But they are all funny though, always get a laugh haha.

[@henrylowman8340]

"NOW I'm fuming!!!" You GOT me there! HA!!!

[@bunpeishiratori5849]

The Maryland House is only about fifteen miles further down the road. That's the one I always stop at. Incidentally, I had a brutal experience on the NJ Turnpike about three weeks ago. Had to go to the bathroom so bad when I got on at Exit 10 heading south. I knew I would be able to find a rest stop pretty soon. I was almost exploding when I got to the rest stop about fifteen minutes later, and what did I see? The rest stop was CLOSED! WTF! Had to go about a half hour more until I got to the next one at 7A. I don't know how I made it without some sort of accident.

[@sandraa2971]

I know that exit well. I saw the same sign all I said thank god I didn’t need to get off. I never drink nothing if I’m going somewhere.

[@tsts9459]

Family trip many years ago, we were minutes to stop to gas up. Son was about 3 yrs old. He had to go. Grandma took the empty Pringle container & told him "have at" 🤣 how I miss family trips!🤪 Miss you Dad!😪

[@gopatty8]

I cannot stop laughing with this one! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 fantastic!

[@ronaldwaynethomasjr]

I'm suprised you didn't get a warrant for disorderly conduct... My mother's boyfriend is going to court for yelling at a wal-mart person....

[@leroybrown96]

They closed it down while I was in one, then looked at me funny when I was coming out. They weren’t even cleaning it 20 minutes after I got done. Just “closed for cleaning”.

[@Jeng4280]

I needed this laugh today. Thanks, Vic. You know the shit hits the fan when he starts spitting when he talks!🤣😂

[@Michael-ji8lu]

2:39 Now he's fuming!! LMAO!!

[@Bwrong74]

"And now I gotta clean the fuckin dashboard, lmao 🤣😂 great video Vic! Love your ticked off Vics!!

[@Mike_Stramaglio]

“And that was that…” 😂😂

[@kanieljarrett4695]

You better clean that dashboard 🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffvass7756]

Vic, thanks for telling it like it truly is. Oh, and the dashboard comment was priceless!

[@VIDEOHEREBOB]

Vic, One night around 1AM I went into a Cumberland Farms gas station off the highway in Virginia. There was only 1 male and 1 female bathroom. When I walked in, the toilet was literally filled to the top of the bowl with unflushed feces! No exaggeration. To the very top, level with the seat Vic! I stormed out and told the manager. He calmly said they were unable to do anything till the morning. This is the world we live in.

[@brianleeper5737]

That sounds more like "The Virginia we live in" than the "world we live in" to me. Some of the stupidest and laziest shit I've ever seen in my life, I've seen right here in Virginia.

[@Iridium.]

The ending where he looks back lmaooo

[@mikeguthrie5432]

YOU GO VIC !! You are quite correct about that.

[@raymondbell2882]

Make sure you dont close the dashboard down. It enjoys its baths! LOL keep em coming VIC!!!

[@patrick86806]

next sop? IDIOCRACY! best comedy that is slowly turning into a documentary!

[@meechiebaby493]

That was just some momo who "didn't want anyone seeing them" clean the bathroom. Younger, right? Ugh! You did the exact thing I've done on several occasions. Walk right in and see if they try to kick you out. I'll piss on their shoes, swear to Christ. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vindivergilio3482]

Great, with all this 'piss talk', now I have to piss!! But you as usual, are right.

[@frankyruggiero9129]

I got into an argument with one of the workers at a service station in Connecticut once for the exact same reason. I said to that guy, “It’s a fuckin rest station bathroom. That’s the purpose of this place so people can go because there’s no other place for them to.” 🙄😒

[@thomaspallante9166]

Now I have to clean the dashboard😂😂😂😂

[@victordepaul1061]

The spit was really flying in this one Vic!🤯🤯

[@courtgizzle]

OMG Vic. You always cheer me up. Thank you 😂😂😂

[@AmyInArizona]

“Crap palaces” 🤣🤣🤪🤪🤣🤣

[@troll-fx2zc]

When you walked out of the bathroom, you should have told the guy " you can't get in there."

[@brianoreillycomediancartoonist]

And now I got to clean the dashboard lol

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

You know what ticks me off? When You Tube changes my settings and I hadn't seen a 'Ticked Off Vic' video for four months. FOUR MONTHS!!!

[@mercedesshea1957]

Lol love it! When ya gotta go,ya gotta go!!! ( But I have worked retail and sometimes you Have to close the restroom for cleaning because people are NASTY!!!) some of them like to leave “art work” on the walls etc..(then wonder why no one wants to work retail anymore) 🤷‍♀️😂

[@C3yl0]

After many years driving Uber in NYC; I trained myself in wearing adult diapers for several reasons, like no place to park, late night safety reasons, and no availability of public restrooms. 😂 🤣🤣😂😂

[@ericmaypother3546]

That's what I always do, fill up, move car off to side, then go in for coffee or whatever. This one station I use to go to near me, I'd be sitting there waiting for a car to move, 10 minutes later it's still there, they're inside getting likes a weeks worth of groceries while blocking the pumps at a busy place. Just so inconsiderate.

[@perobassman8668]

Hahaaaahaaaa.. fkn ell.. I nearly pissed the bed watching this.. I started laughing and woke up the Mrs... now she's pissed at me. Everyone is pissed. Hahaaahaa. Keep up the good work Vic.

[@henrylowman8340]

"NOW I gotta clean the f@$%^ dashboard!" I'm almost rolling on the floor laughing!

[@danieloblinger6648]

Make sure you only clean HALF of the dashboard at a time, Vic !!!!

[@RAMBOSCIN]

hey I piss before the tank fills up and I'm an old dude too...hahahaaa..... Love You VIC✌✌✌✌

[@samuelwilliams5821]

Fixing the world one bathroom at a time. This man is a saint.

[@Anchedolce]

Now I have to clean the fucking dashboard hahahaha

[@rosealexander9007]

You’re absolutely right at 9:30 am is so dumb to begin with. They should clean it overnight.

[@stevenpugh5412]

Can't say I agree with you on this one. It is a management issue. Management doesn't want to pay the extra 15 or 20 percent shift differential cost to have cleaners come in at night. It also clear that management doesn't trust their cleaners, so the cleaners have to clean the entire bathroom at one time so the cleaners can prove it was entirely cleaned at X time. Who knows, it might be inspected after being cleaned by a supervisor. There may also be a liability issue, if the floors are mopped, this is a slip hazard. There is a whole class of lawyers who specialize in slip and fall lawsuits.

[@ricks.1318]

One of your BEST, Vic D. !!!! Have watched this one serveral times ... ALWAYS LAUGH .... Now, I NEED to take a PISS !!!🤣🤣😂😉

[@briangenarelli568]

I agree 100%. There is no reason to close in entire bathroom so that it can be clean. No reason what so ever. Well said and hilarious.

[@fiveninegarage]

100% I’m staying parked at the pump and going inside

[@Justine_Marie]

Yup...the stupidity of humans never ceases to amaze me - great one Vic! Now, let's hear you rant on FAKEbook - I'm gettin' my popcorn ready! 🍿

[@sunnyskyez]

A righteous rant Vic. I personally have used the men's bathroom in an emergency like you are describing.

[@kadiegameshehehe3470]

love you vic

[@MrGMawson2438]

👍

[@davehendricks4824]

Next time he tells you it’s closed, piss on the floor outside the door. Hell, he’s got a mop and bucket, while he’s at it, have him clean your dashboard.✌️

[@lilchromozome]

New Yorkers are wild, angry, and hilarious.

[@tjkashatus6004]

Blame it on the labor shortage...#letsgobrandon...LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@Joystick_LIVE]

no offence but I'm laughing so hard that ironically i almost peed🤣

[@cathydegraw89]

O m g!!! Yes!!! In a neighboring city,I had no choice but to stop and use the 'ladies' room...I was TURNED away... TURNED AWAY!!! I'm bout ready to YA KNOW and I was turned away. I'm like,ya gotta be bleepin kidding me...I was even doing the 'potty' dance. That ride home was pretty freekin fast,I'll tell ya what!!!

[@bklynslipnjimmy]

Vic, ya pissa you lol you're a funny guy!

[@robertcapie2151]

LMFAO!!! Vic you think the people that gave you the thumbs down work at a service plaza. Love you rant

[@Goffix2009]

I carry a hospital type urine bottle just for that reason. When the "urge" comes, I pull over to the side of the road. No need to leave the car. Having an enlarged Prostate sucks also!

[@hisnamewasrocco]

I love my Vic fix every day!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️