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[@miketheyunggod2534]

Who's addicted to ticked off Vic?

[@Pineemonkeys2ndchannel]

Insightful and informative 🤓

[@marquishodgson8402]

Me

[@braindump1446]

Not sure if I'm addicted to it but after 3 video's I definitely need therapy/rehab. Does that count?

[@pabloshaciendos3914]

O yes

[@hudsonhawk0016]

I can't help myself. 🤣🤣🤣

[@gerdogstenc2534]

My favourite is when people block the aisle with their cart while they stare at a can of beans. Like they are trying to change the price with their mind.😂

[@michaelbienicewicz2993]

Oh. I like the muther fuckers having a family reunion in the middle of the isle. These people need to be shot also!!!

[@allmantree]

Hahahaha 👍👍🤟🤟😂

[@shantellakaladypersephone8671]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@entitled7665]

Gerdog Stenc Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@entitled7665]

Michael Bienicewicz 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@ChirpyMike]

That Noahs Ark comment had me on the floor!

[@jennifergiacinto8210]

I feel you, Vic. If I have a huge shopping cart and the person behind me in line only has one or two or so items, I always let that person go before me. It's the right thing to do.

[@beenherebelieveme6210]

joe fortino Better? She just thinks with her head unlike most of “mutants” out there

[@beenherebelieveme6210]

joe fortino Of course not,the world revolves around you it seems

[@beenherebelieveme6210]

joe fortino You wouldn’t be giving up “your” spot to me,I order and have my stuff delivered to me so I don’t have to deal with douchebags who have zero common sense in their head when it comes to courtesy.

[@davesaenz3732]

And then she pulls out her checkbook. "Who do I write the check to?"

[@garyhobbesworth941]

It's a stack of coupons. It's always a stack of coupons. Coupons that are expired or for some different business or whatever else causes the cashier to have to call over the manager.

[@willschultz5452]

You mean some people have actually heard of checks still?🤷‍♂️

[@davesaenz3732]

@@garyhobbesworth941 So true

[@krock7151]

This is absolutely so true. I was laughing and at the same time getting pissed off cause we’ve all been threw this. Totally spot on Vic

[@bowhunt9968]

Vic..........."Do you know what ticks me off?" Me..........."Uhhmmm......EVERYTHING?"

[@Hypofx]

mutans

[@melissacooper4482]

I'm reminded of an episode of Family Guy where Peter took a job on the evening news doing a segment like Vic. Of course Peter called it You Know What Really Grinds My Gears.

[@aprilkyle431]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CatoneJ24]

“That’s, what tick’s me off”!🥴

[@The4thpotato]

Imagine being the person who ticked him off and then seeing this

[@RealJackHQ]

The4thpotato Hopefully they’ll get the message.

[@Marcygr]

This is the best ticked off Vic. Omg

[@Slipperypoodle]

Marcy Rieser way off

[@SuperPrestogamer]

No, you need to see him go off on a rant about candy canes getting banned from school

[@detective___mcnulty]

This and customers who hold up the line with their damn lottery tickets and scratch offs.

[@martindidomenico846]

M those people need to get in the line at customer service!!

[@michaelbienicewicz2993]

@@martindidomenico846 They need to be shot. The dumn fucks thinkin their gonna win something!!!!!

[@melissacooper4482]

They're just wasting their money on a pipe dream.

[@amberwhalen4791]

Omg the worse. One day I wanted to just get gas and had to wait FOREVER I was so pissed off. People have no consideration.

[@nygrasshole]

It’s unfortunate that the cashiers take the beating for this when it’s the corporate big wigs that keep cutting payroll to fatten the pockets of the executives. But this video is hilarious haha

[@nurata1]

Come on , it's called respect for the person behind you. If I have a full cart I'm gonna tell the person to go in front. Has nothing to do with big wigs

[@shantellakaladypersephone8671]

@@nurata1 Although that is both logical and kind of you 😊, you wouldn't have to do that if these Corporate fucks have multiple lanes open. Not 1-3. If your fucking store has 10 damn lanes, HIRE 10 CASHIERS for it to be available every day for your clientele! It's simple. Not everything should be on the consumer if their z patron of your establishment. The concept of clientele cultivation is a lost art and we all suffer from its loss. People are completely okay with being treated like fucking cattle in places where they spend their hard earned cash. No self worth and demand of appreciation from those who enjoy the money that comes from your Custom.🤦🏿‍♀️

[@annmariegerasimchik456]

Noah's Ark hahahaha I cant I just cant first of all I am picturing the chinchilla, kitten, puppy etc the puppy peeing on your leg , the kitten licking your hand!!! This but was in my estimation THE BOMB !!!! GREAT GREAT GREAT

[@ondreironhaar6735]

I had to pause this so I could breath. 🤣😂🤣🤣

[@robroy982]

Or going into a gas station/food mart to buy gas and get stuck in back of someone doing a full week of shopping!!!!

[@calhockley180]

The forward head tilt always gets me

[@caw2161]

Poor Vic, he's always ticked off over mindless people.

[@Arlene4HO]

Christopher Woodring mutants. Lol!

[@melissacooper4482]

I don't blame him. Mindless people really gets my goat!

[@troll-fx2zc]

Mindless. Sometimes I'll do it because I dont care about you. I dont care if you're in a hurry. I dont care if you get pissed off. I dont care about your impatience. I dont care what you think of me. I dont care about your one item. Push the carts back Into there spots. Use reusable bags. That shit matters; not you wanting to get home to sit on the couch and eat your bag of potato chips, the one item you bought at the store.

[@anthonysodano2882]

Walmart / Lowe’s you paying attention!!!!!!! You and your self check outs I hate it

[@scootover7]

I use to hate the self-check outs but what is weird is I'm starting to like them to some extent, whenever I go through a cashier's line they lack the decency to use common sense while bagging, one time a woman put shampoo in with my burrito shells. I'm not saying all people in the lines are idiots, but too often I get stuck with the one who lacks any common sense

[@PR-pe9oc]

Scott Meckley or a big can of baked beans on top of your hamburger buns. Never fails.....🤷‍♀️

[@matthewritterson484]

When ever he says hello my youtubers, google, Facebookers and girlfriends ass had always has me laughing

[@ssantangelo8527]

I’ve the brass balls to ask these mutants, “I’m in a bit of a rush, may I kindly get in front of you” all while thinking what Vic said.

[@mwil190]

3:54 "You should've gotten ahead of me." 💀💀💀💀

[@brianstinson7867]

That story, my friend, was funny as shit!! The Noah's Ark comment, priceless!!

[@hisnamewasrocco]

One register open is the new thing. Whenever I see someone with only an item or two I let them go ahead of me. Maybe I m too nice?

[@gerdogstenc2534]

That's my mind set, but, all people aren't like us.

[@caseyrobinson2279]

It's a good thing. You see it EVERYWHERE you go around here! I'm a cashier so see it all the time. Keep it up! It's really nice and I'm sure you made those people's day by just being nice! 😊

[@melissacooper4482]

I think it's nice that someone with a cart load of groceries let someone with one or two items ahead of them! I've had people be that nice to me when I only had one item. And I make sure I do the same for them.

[@patriciamckinney2229]

You are not being as nice as you think you are -bc you are ticking the person behind you-i just hope its not Vic!

[@r3ddeucefellows997]

Nah it's just logical common courtesy thing do!!

[@johnroberts5285]

I hate having to use the "self-check-out" It takes jobs from real people and you don't get a discount for checking our own groceries.

[@jamesa6272]

John roberts but its better than standing behind the mindless woman who was staring at the ceiling for 20 min then gets on line ahead of you with a cart of vegetables in bags that the cashier has no clue the codes of. Yeah you stay on that line ill go to the self checkout.

[@johnroberts5285]

James A I agree. The lesser of two inconveniences. However I think you should get a discount for checking and bagging your own groceries. Always have since the trend started.

[@jamesa6272]

John roberts I hear you but now they don’t even give bags here in Ny anymore. You have to bring your own or buy them then the cashier doesn’t even want to pack them. Like are you for real. Do you want me to do all of your job too? Self checkout get in and get out no bullshit. Well unless the idiot ahead of you just needs to be on the self check out line even thought she or he has no clue what the f they doing but they just have to be there. Talk about job killing what about the cart return? If you return the carts the dude wont have any carts to return if you do it for them. I leave it out. Gives him a job! Union strong!

[@robertkaczynski1737]

Yeap,I avoid them for the same reason. Real jobs for people are Needed.

[@willschultz5452]

In some ways it can be good because sometimes the cashier makes a mistake and charges you twice for an item and doesn't correct it until you bring it to their attention😡

[@mizlayne6055]

The Noah's Ark, coming got me I just couldn't stop laughing

[@RoryRevs]

100 million percent agree with you vic. This video has made my day. Will share!

[@paulpayne9291]

40 years in grocery business and I've seen this type of situation and many other situations! Glad I'm out of it now because I think I was gonna have a heat attack or a stroke one day dealing with the public 40 + hours a week. I'm much more relaxed now!

[@bjornsfather]

Got all 9 of my brothers all, "hooked on Vic". Love this man.

[@vogmar1]

I can go further with this one.. What ticks me off even more is when I am waiting in line and finally get up to the register they announce there is no waiting on register 5.

[@EndlessSummer888]

Just from the title, i was like "ohhh, this is gonna be relatable." You go somewhere and they've got ONE person working. I once waited in line at the bank for almost an hour. They had 9 clerks working that day (i counted them). They had 4 kiosks open.

[@surfsunsand]

I am glad you took safety precautions and belted yourself to the seat so your animated speech doesnt blast you out of the seat.

[@nevilleprinsloo]

That look/expression at 1:37 kills me every time!!!

[@PhillipLemmon]

2:55......... Damn it Vic! I was drinking my CAWFFE and damn near died choke laughing!!! STOP IT!!!

[@liberalmadness7248]

Buying animals for Noah’s ark!!! 😂😂😂

[@Arxiuz2]

this keeps getting recommended to me its a vic classic

[@Darklg23]

Here's one that really got on my nerves. I worked at a gas station that was in within proximity to a school. In the state of Arizona it is AGAINST the law for gas stations within proximity of any school to sell alcohol. We would have people coming in looking for alcohol and then get mad at US, because of the LAW. One guy tore up the store out of anger

[@Njfishingmaniac]

I am addicted to this guys ticked off videos. Because you can relate to every single one!

[@melissabrown646]

I lost it when the animals got loose. Lol

[@tankdogization]

I wonder why a store needs 10 checkouts when they’ll only have one or two open. If it’s a busy Sunday afternoon, have all 10 of them open.

[@greasy7494]

I lost it at "and it never fails" LOL

[@MisterMikeTexas]

Management couldn't care less about customer's convenience. Self check lanes are another real treat, where the customer gets to supply the store with free labor, and no discount.

[@jeffjackson9679]

They're still a godsend to me, esp. if you just have a few items. Used to hate it back in the old days, not having them, and getting stuck behind some slow ass Karen in front of me who would always hold up the line, bitching and moaning to the cashier over some damn coupon or some other dumb shit, then waiting another 5 minutes for her to write a damn check.

[@naomiinfoley]

Oh my goodness!!! Vic, I almost peed myself!!! I can't stop laughing!!! Lol!!! It is so true!!!

[@gabriellac4709]

How about at the movie theater when there is 30 people in line for popcorn and there are 2 people working. And when they get up there that have no clue what they want to eat. 😂😂

[@j.landry1075]

It is NJ and people are regularly RUDE

[@jamesa6272]

J. Landry and connecticut

[@Ju77ernaut]

“My Facebook, KZbin, Twitter, Instagram, Google Plus, ya sista’s ass to Pony Express.” 😂

[@Mhel2023]

I always bust out laughing when Vic says "ya sister's ass".... never gets old 😂

[@scottedwards33]

Swimming upstream against mutants...lol

[@kathleendestefano5577]

I’m swimming next to you Vic, up stream it is!!🤣🤣🤣

[@DMSDrummer]

I promise you as a cashier I hate it just as much when I'm the only register open

[@stuartsiegel612]

I LOVE Vic. Didn’t know who he was until a few months ago. I watch all of his videos.

[@teamsiii8812]

This dude is relatable lmaoo.

[@kimberlywilliams6210]

Usually I will always let a couple people in front of me that have a small amount of items.

[@johnramos8685]

My favorite is when Vic is ticked off, parking space. ALL THAT ROOM AND THIS MORON PARKS RIGHT HERE! Hahahaha

[@jefferygreene9722]

Vic I cant take it anymore - I’m LMFAO 😍

[@jblcka2694]

The audacity of her 😂🤣

[@wayneshearon3203]

Just like being at tim hortons with granny at the till.

[@lesterpittenger5992]

I think I have finally found a voice for my frustration. I thought I was alone. Thanks Vic. Stay pissed.

[@akfoundahobby]

You SOB!!!! "You should've gone ahead of me." Vic...you're so on point, don't ever stop.

[@TheWeatherbuff]

"The Look" never fails to make me feel better. Being Italian/Sicilian myself, I am working to master it. Of course, much of it is in the eyes, which turn to laser beams and bore through the heads of mutants. Heh Heh Heh.

[@tweetiepie551]

If u don't have it naturally you can't learn it.the Italian look is amateurish compared to the Scottish look.I've seen 3 year old Scots kids turn adults to stone with one look.

[@TheWeatherbuff]

@@tweetiepie551 Coming from an Italian/Sicilian household, I was born with it. What I'm doing now is just fine-tuning so I can adapt the exact proper "Look", depending on the circumstances ;-)

[@markbrownner6565]

the 'look' transcends ethnicity...it's more of a native 'noo yawk' trait...

[@TheWeatherbuff]

@@markbrownner6565 Yep. Even though I was born in Philly, I've worked on perfecting it over the years. Vic is the ultimate role model though!

[@andrewmachado6988]

Hey Vic, you should do a “ticked off Vic” video on self check outs at stores. That’s why only one cashier is open at these stores now. They hope you’ll use the self check out and they also don’t want to pay cashiers anymore. Self check out? No thank you, If I wanted a job in retail, I’d apply for one (I actually said this to a Walmart manager once when I was standing in line and was told to go to self check out). If I have to deal with the inconvenience of coming to your store, the least you fuckers can do is pay a cashier to cash me out.

[@willschultz5452]

Vic you have become one of my favorite comedians!!! Not only are you funny but you are so smart as well!! You make fun of the things we have to contend with every day!! The truth of everything that you say is what makes it so funny!!❤

[@carriea.2467]

That kicks me off too😂😂😂😂

[@johnnashmy1435]

You can't argue with anything he comes up with, he's a genious!

[@SEYEBONOMUSIC-2]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!😂 Currently, seven down votes. That must be her and her pets.

[@lesleyhubble2976]

Should always ask, I always look behind me and let the person go

[@jonnygrawburg3649]

Lmfao im dead this is the best one so far 😂😂😂

[@bloodlegion4874]

Love those people with shopping carts filled with cans and cans of cat food and I only have crickets for my critters lol

[@lisamathews9185]

Vic,....you always make my day ,....not just my day, ....but you put a big smile on my face,...and make me laugh my ass off!!!! Thank you,...be safe, and please be well.

[@CODstreamz]

Waiting in line to buy your coffee before work and the guy in front of you whips out his loto book for his daily numbers that he dreamt about that would win....daily

[@charliesierra6919]

"Price-check," call of doom.

[@steveendicott1855]

Every... single...time!!!!! THAT'S what ticks me off!!! ****** does the look******

[@gij_survivor076]

Omg!!!! You are soo funny!!! This is hilarious!! I agree with you 100%! I always let others go ahead of me especially if they only have a few items 💜💜

[@muddingman7277]

Never fails in Walmart

[@deliveryguyrx]

...looking for the only white cashier and upon checkout find out she's from Hungary and can't speak frickin' English!!

[@aprilkyle431]

My cashier said if you come to visit United States you should at least know how to speak English

[@marymanz3154]

Omg so true all of it. Im dying here RIGHT ON VIC!

[@VIDEOHEREBOB]

That was so great.

[@RocketKirchner]

i am dying here laughing

[@mrmjb1960]

I use the Self Checkout Everytime.

[@Ilovecheaptrick]

My husband got stuck behind a lady renewing her license plates at a grocery store (Pick 'n Save) customer service desk! The Meijer store usually has only ONE line open with a cashier and the rest are self checkouts. This is in the mornings on weekdays. I was there yesterday and was going to get something else besides the vitamins I went there for. I quickly got into the cashier line after seeing two people coming my way with full carts.

[@bobby_greene]

Why do I feel like you put your seatbelt on for my safety?

[@angelafoster2215]

This is so true 😂😂😂

[@jeffbaloga4376]

😂😂😂 I haven’t laughed so hard in years!!! I can so relate to these stories!!!!!

[@samgarofalo2461]

1 register is open and the other EIGHT are closed !!

[@mommy3377]

Shopping wagon !! 😂

[@Dangerella]

I first thought you were going to say the Dollar Tree. That store always has OBE register open with a long line and if you’re lucky... They have a second one opened up! 🙄

[@feat.shanika]

lol the animals 🤣🤣🤣

[@allih451]

Lmaooooo 🤪 I wouldn't of love to see this ..... "you should've gone in front of me you only have 1 item"🤣🤣🤣

[@noncomplier5385]

This one was really funny. Man has stories.

[@anthonyd.5140]

Noah’s Ark omg 🤣🤣🤣

[@grantshuster1985]

Laughed my ass off

[@thedragonofdismashq]

1:35 LOL

[@kfures3469]

One open register happens to me as well, but in grocery stores mostly

[@bobdonovan34]

My local Dunkin Donuts opened up a coffee only line from 6am to 9am. Whoever made that decision is a hero in my book.

[@sweetcaramel3980]

Never fails Vic!!!

[@hudsonhawk0016]

20 minutes lata, LMFAOO!

[@Dawnabella]

T hats what ticks me off too Vic!! Thanks for the great laugh!

[@mauritiusdunfagel9473]

Vic is Everyman!

[@margaritalopez9730]

Thank you for making me laugh you are so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dvw0225]

You hit the nail on the head. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thomasfarmer1730]

Yeah I hate it when there’s up a big line up at one register and meanwhile the six other registers are closed

[@Joe-gp1te]

I couldn’t agree with you more!!!!

[@paulduffy8774]

take a ticket next time