Tik Toks I watch instead of paying child support

[@Ploom91]

Meanwhile, Alex is frantically looking for the chips in the freezer.

[@grapeonthemoon]

pls 😭😭

[@LinkTheFusky]

Freezing cold hands sobbing into them and sobbing more cause his face got cold

[@dioandgomezthenavyburglars5596]

Oh... I figured he'd be looking for kids he placed in there.

[@dipbert]

@@dioandgomezthenavyburglars5596 or princess peach

[@Sigma_Function]

not anymore

[@user-xd7dt6gr8l]

i really like that the acknowledgement of the frozen chicken was only added in post theres something about george just holding a frozen poultry to his neck periodically and not saying a thing about it

[@user-xd7dt6gr8l]

oh he said chips not chicken thought he just had an entire frozen bird in a bag

[@alexisphillips5270]

@@user-xd7dt6gr8l LMAO

[@xfreja]

@@user-xd7dt6gr8l chicken doesn’t come in a bag 💀

[@clockworkorange6449]

@@xfreja if its a full frozen chicken then it usually does

[@user-xd7dt6gr8l]

@@xfreja my guard has been up ever since i found out about canada’s whole bagged milk situation i’ll believe anything at this point

[@sophiemunro1587]

Why open a window when you’re hot when you could just hold frozen chips to your neck?

[@o.lemon.o]

not even something moderately normal like frozen peas or an ice pack but frozen chips 😭😭 he mustve be so desperate

[@TryTimeClips80]

I read this comment before the video started thinking it was going to be about one of the tik toks 😂

[@sophiemunro1587]

@@o.lemon.o bold of us to assume George even owns frozen peas 😭😭

[@ADJwales]

what

[@ADJwales]

@@o.lemon.o what

[@-Jamz]

This series will never get old

[@greeze7685]

It already is

[@o.lemon.o]

@@greeze7685 no

[@y.podcast]

@@greeze7685 no

[@markkitten6506]

His child support will

[@greeze7685]

@@o.lemon.o yes

[@sergeantsainsburys9181]

He shouldn’t have explained why he’s holding a bag of chips to his neck

[@exflek8577]

At Cambridge, my cousin was forced to live there for at least one year so they could graduate but they lived in Cambridge so it was a complete waste of 7 grand

[@xand1124]

Ayyy Cambridge

[@yabombo8145]

Why would you say this? Who asked

[@yabombo8145]

That came off as rude but politely who asked

[@maddy5842]

@@yabombo8145 Have you even watched the video?

[@parabaum7021]

@@yabombo8145 do you understand what comments are?

[@jakerockznoodles]

As someone who did a Maths degree starting around the 2008 recession: if a guy getting a first in Maths can't get a job, they either went to a rubbish uni or there is something wrong with them. Other than the vocational Doctor/Lawyer stuff, it's literally one of the best degree subjects you can do. Such a wide variety of jobs love "numerate" degrees and it can get you into loads of different fields.

[@daanhouben16]

Definitely my favorite series! Love it george

[@hellome8647]

It's a great day when George uploads and I can just forget about the world for 15 minutes

[@bibble9339]

George holding a bag of frozen chips to his neck because it’s 30 degrees is proof he needs to come to Australia

[@literallrat]

fr like, i wouldnt stoop that low until at least 33

[@Tyhamilton0]

@@literallrat 40+ come on

[@literallrat]

@@Tyhamilton0 nah i would just perish atp

[@favegreen4202]

Oh boy let me tell you about the Philippines

[@ieatscousers6443]

Noone should go to Australia

[@onthesillyscreen7241]

These titles are getting a bit too relatable..

[@an_asian_guy]

Hol'up

[@Lelow]

Twister please, calm down, we can't handle another one of your episodes

[@reveriieful]

I know right

[@danm2556]

Your mum is relatable

[@AndrewTateOfficial]

I showed my mum shutter island for her first time the other day and she said I'm not allowed to pick the movie ever again and texted my dad to come home and scold me for putting something on I "knew she would despise"

[@charizard1521]

Lol obliterated

[@mynameuhhhleg]

shutter Island is so good how could you hate it

[@billyjoe2027]

I also am inept of paying child support due to mass inflation therefore I watch tik toks and chuckle whilst being sad inside

[@conormurphy4328]

You shouldn’t have mass inflated her then

[@namenotimportant8408]

As a German (casual Döner enjoyer) I find it very amusing hearing George say "Donner" (which actually means thunder lol). "Ö" is pronounced as the o in word.

[@Cottage_Shr00m]

That’s how everyone in Britain says it, trust me

[@namenotimportant8408]

@@Cottage_Shr00m so everyone pronounces it right and it's just George being.... Well... George?

[@Cottage_Shr00m]

@@namenotimportant8408 no, everyone pronounces it “Donna” like Madonna

[@namenotimportant8408]

@@Cottage_Shr00m aaaaahhh I see, we pronounce it as Döner (again as in "word") or in general the Ö sound is pronounced like that

[@lordjzargo7940]

Same in The Netherlands

[@doomgaming592]

george holding frozen chips to his neck is an aesthetic

[@exiscrybe]

This is a very weirdly relatable set of tiktoks for me it's bringing up so many random memories lmao. I had a friend in college who only ever brought in an ipad, he didn't have a phone for a long ass time. I don't think I found out why, might have forgotten. But yknow. Slay Kings, do what you wanna do 😌

[@timeywimey6664]

Yeah, uni is such a scam if it isn’t required. The uni accommodation at the uni I attend is shit. the uni don’t repair anything unless absolutely necessary and I paid nearly 6k for it. But at least I’m getting a law degree so at least I can use my degree

[@conormurphy4328]

Yea all the uni owned dorms where I studied were the most depressing places

[@SkiddlyBink]

sweet memories of me having to pay a fucking cleaning fee bc i spilt shower gel on the gross carpet tile floor of my first year dorm room, which was arguably the cleanest that floor has ever been

[@reverendmary7237]

I can't be the only one pissing myself laughing with the paradise punch review..

[@thatsaltyguyorsummin]

7:11 memeulous got a chip on his shoulder

[@olismith2412]

George promoting cigarettes like a real man

[@kc_enigma_67]

2:20 the GOAT John Peters, gone but never forgotten.

[@forthefrogs]

showing my friends movies is my most satisfying past time

[@natatk1570]

2:20 this will be JackManifold in 2015

[@Tpopebosh]

Will be?

[@anthrohuman8272]

There’s a dorm at the university of Texas at Austin that was literally designed by the same architect that designed prisons and it shows 💀 everyone hates that dorm lol

[@joshmathews7423]

are u talking about Jester lmao I hate it here

[@anthrohuman8272]

@@joshmathews7423 Yep that’s the one, a real looker right? Fortunately I didn’t have to stay there, it was not recommended lol

[@Zoidd_Bergg]

Just wanna give my counterargument to George's rant on Star Wars, George Lucas decided to put the CGI in long before Disney even owned Star Wars, so the versions we see today are what George Lucas wants us to see.

[@oliversherman2414]

George's laughter is so contagious 😂

[@bluntnolighter]

this is my fav series pls never stop these :))

[@archive6094]

I thought George was wearing a Kieth Haring shirt before I realised it was Garfield.

[@tomibby]

i've had the poundland kebab, it doesn't come with chees, i like the addition, i might try putting some chicken and mushroom pot noodles in it next time i get one

[@jonntischnabel]

I agree about university, loads of my mates went to University, and during that period, whilst they were all living in squalor, eating pot noodles, and racking up debts, I was driving cars, travelling the world, and getting paid holidays. By the time my best friend left uni, I'd done most of Europe, and owned a large selection of hot hatches. He's now a fireman, so the degree was a waste of time 😂

[@abanana]

2:22 he looks like wallace from wallace and gromit

[@Elasbery]

So what you said about showing people films, my bf has a spreadsheet of every film he’s ever seen. He has now colour coded it to say ‘what films I need to show Eleanor’ and he gets SO EXCITED to show me them

[@harvey7246]

it feels like every video george at some point has to convince us he isn't a virgin

[@PickleCraftPlayz]

Alex in the background: GEORGE WHERES MY CHIPS IM HUNGRYYYYY

[@smart7928]

I’m at uni for theoretical physics and my accommodation is 4x the price of the actual course. £2000 for the course and £8000 for the accommodation for ONE YEAR

[@smart7928]

Actually, it’s the £8000 for 8 months not a year

[@a.l.a.n.a]

george holding up random frozen items during the video added an extra layer of chaos

[@ryangibson9003]

"It's fookin Minging!!

[@scepticaz]

i love it when he refers to alex as 'someone', thinking we dont already know

[@Mothy5ive]

I looked on the title, laughed, clicked then thought hold up wait a minute something ain’t right?

[@AlexLucraftTownley]

i’m watching this to drown out the sound of my mum trying to sing shitty kiss radio music

[@lucycossavella4902]

it’s quite funny to me that probably very few people watching this noticed that guy’s Internet Sensation hoodie until George saw it

[@jessicaable5095]

Bare in mind, if someone's willing to sneeze in their hand and not wash before preparing someone's meal, you've got to wonder of she bothers after doing other things too... like taking a shit

[@izziekawaiicat4127]

Love the frozen chips but same

[@jacknesbitt240]

I love the garfield shirt George

[@alfiestephenson4434]

3:02 bro found Scouse Norman Price

[@eddiemurfitt9660]

4:34 thanks for the rant while im packing for uni mate not regretting my decisions at all

[@K3nzyy1416]

George be avoiding paying child support & his TV licence Rebel 💪

[@mayaball3779]

I appreciate that George understands Croydon

[@theghostofsabertache9049]

That wasn’t even a normal day in Croydon …….that was a good day. The bad days have more stabbing in them.

[@Silver_Spectre]

Did anyone else get the Piers Morgan show ad 4x in just this video

[@zxy4ce]

Memeulous slandering phones while watching tik toks on his phone

[@noahbe803]

These titles are coming close to home

[@ozzyfromscotland]

the guy at 6:07 sounds identical to my geography teacher I'm sobbing

[@virajs2883]

Next video: TikToks I watch instead of paying taxes

[@ProbablyNL]

Even the joker doesn’t mess with the irs But he’s a madlad so I wouldn’t put it past him

[@elixorvideos]

12:00 for some reason this guy is giving Sheldon Cooper vibes.

[@thatcloveplant]

i wonder what the guy at 11:05 thinks of the new princess peach game lmfao

[@rugbyjem47]

Thoroughly enjoyed it👍🏼

[@chunkymonkeygaming]

3:50 Me, a maths uni student in my shitty prison cell accommodation: ...

[@glitterbitesback]

The blue Calypso is top tier though. Never stray from the blue Calypso!

[@omarbaba9892]

Bruh so the other week I was in a shopping centre (metrocentre if anyone knows) and me and me mates were walking through this pretty wide hallway to get the bus and these 2 girls were filming a tik tok dance video, we didn’t realise and walked right in through and they shouted at us one of the funniest situations I’ve ever been in😂

[@PokeshadowYT]

"It's 25 degrees in here I need the frozen chips to survive" *BLINKS IN AUSTRALIAN AND THAT BEING A NICE TEMPERATURE HERE*

[@SproutyPottedPlant]

Humidity, no HVAC

[@The_big_prooooo]

Enough to get a good barbie going is it mate????

[@theghostofsabertache9049]

There’s a direct correlation between that laugh and having personality. When George does it it’s funny. When James corden does it I want to out a fucking power drill to my temple.

[@clivegraham9586]

I can relate to the movie bit, but in a different sense... I lived in Hong Kong for 11 years growing up and moved back to Scotland when I was 13, but I go back to Hong Kong every year to see my dad, well one year one of my friends from Scotland decided to go to Hong Kong and showing someone around and seeing their reaction for the first time to things that you thought normal brings back a bit of magic like you're seeing it for the first time again

[@igamez29______94]

These titles just keep getting better

[@hecttic8632]

Uni, while being pretty much useless, is still the most fun I had during education and made many memories. 100% worth it just for the fun alone.

[@YogurtSnipe]

11:46 Dude came straight from Big Bang theory.

[@LilLingLing6789]

Hahahahahaha I'm crying hahaha.. I see American content all the time it feels so good to see something from the homeland home sweet home ❤️

[@blade10w40]

Someone needs to send this guy a link to the Star Wars the Despecialised Editions

[@shrewkit]

Ok but just finished in space with marker and the WHIPLASH from going from that to this

[@KevinLuper99]

"I don't like phones" *uses giant phone*

[@Jungfrun1]

15:18 the entire reason behind people watching other people react to movies.

[@elizabethmclane1030]

now imagine sharing that prison cell with another person

[@BethRose]

Yes! Love these tik tok videos

[@codymaher3933]

Shutter island is such a good movie

[@thomas-carlosciacca6115]

The people that decided to make us pay for uni were the ones that did years of study for free lol

[@alexdissington]

you need to check the account of the person who does the mr tumble impression, theyre actually hilarious 😭 one of my fave accounts

[@nbaspinna8906]

15:27 *unintelligible yelling* *laughter* *ignore you* "why did you leave?"

[@ramenoodles1789]

Yes George! I also do not pay child support

[@stubbs6878]

the title is great lol

[@xlfiex5224]

why does georges laugh sound like the freddie fazbear jumpscare?

[@b-7456]

“i am going to dive into the peachussy head first, fearless” probably isn’t what taylor had in mind when she wrote fearless 🤨

[@Kazavop]

George, there's a channel called Star Wars Comparison which posts clips of the Original Star Wars trilogy without the special edition features :)

[@mazda_mx5_1997]

Oi George imagine Princess peach being taller than you.

[@velsie2303]

8:22 i seriously thought it was going to say memeulous

[@ZombieSazza]

Honestly George I get it re social media, I used it a lot when I was younger and Bebo, MySpace, Facebook and Twitter came out, and through the years I’d post insane amounts to Facebook almost like it was a journal of sorts, get into arguments all the time on Twitter, and honestly when I hit my late 20’s I just got so, so fed up of it. I’m 31 now and I visit Twitter and Facebook once every 2 weeks, maybe? I just use Discord and Telegram for small private chats with some close friends, it’s a lot less hassle and during lockdown we’d have regular discord calls so we could keep in touch. I’m a LOT happier not using social media all the time, some friends have found it strange but I always recommend cutting back on social media as it’s just not healthy being on it all the time, especially when it’s very argumentative and gets to you.

[@r6_ok977]

15:09 me when someone said they liked carti after i told them to listen to him

[@-R.O.M]

love it 🔥🔥

[@MichaelFerrari571]

The calypso one 😂

[@scottsheppard4863]

Shutter island is my favourite movie !!!

[@lloydrendell6020]

3:12 I agree with the kid That stuff is Bloody minion

[@aaminah7873]

The second one 💀

[@jYsh_]

Got a 10 minute ad for spying on what billionaires are investing on, so I don’t know what is gonna happen to my history because of this damn video

[@cowboyfunkk]

why do me and mr george have similar fyps

[@megamipro]

I had to write a joke for a question on a module for school.. I chose the snail joke and watched this video on the same day. I’m scared

[@xdtdm7473]

how did I manage to read the title as "Tik Toks I watch instead of play child sport"

[@basil19262]

My uni accommodation wasn't mandatory, but we had mice.

[@zachmakesstuff9866]

Mever expected to see croydon in a GeorgeM video

[@charlieboult9898]

Shutter island is such a good film

[@carlstevens4981]

I love shutter Island. And the green mile

[@Colonel_Scarface]

The Benidorm slander just as I'm about to go there lmao

[@b2trappy888]

im watching this instead of revising for my GCSEs