Your honor I would like to bring Nikkos mic to the bench to testify.
@shawnrosalez8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Captain_Orange123556 ай бұрын
yo Nikko how is ur mike not all krustyyyy from all the back shots its been givin u and how does it smell lol jkjk
@DurkNasty-el4rrАй бұрын
I wonder if he is actually gay! First I thought it was just man banter like high school but now I really have no clue specially after seeing his assistant Nikko is defo the gay best friend to that blonde dime!
@AushenFutureWife10 ай бұрын
Not a day without Nikko💪🏼🚀
@gryphontabor146510 ай бұрын
Respect
@Captain_Orange123556 ай бұрын
@@gryphontabor1465 mad respect lol
@trishawesselman175510 ай бұрын
Something that i've seen with people, If you ask a man if he's gay, and if he's truly straight, he will say, "Yeah, For kevin," or some random name, but the point is, they won't deny it. BUT GAY PEOPLE. They will deny it up and down, and be like. "Ew! no!" (For the record, only the closeted ones.) Thank you for listening to my ted talk.
@yesitzmeh5 ай бұрын
Comment leads me to believe you’re a taggof
@havensplace4 ай бұрын
yah basically and i do that im not closeted it just Tennessee and all that
@Indubidably02 ай бұрын
I just say "Only for the homies"
@jewpac8810 ай бұрын
High school my girlfriends mom tried to get a restraining order on me to not be around her daughter, 15 years old we showed up but mom didn't,judge laughed and tossed it out
@dawn_6810 ай бұрын
I texted my boyfriend 5 times with barely a sentence each and he apparently only reads the last one I send because that’s what he responds to 😂
@unwariestthreegames115110 ай бұрын
i DID NOT need to see that portapotty while trying to eat my kebab xD
@tchman4408 ай бұрын
Me to
@TheSleepSteward10 ай бұрын
Love the edits on this video 😂 They're so good.
@StrangeKvol10 ай бұрын
2:00 He killed 77 people - yeah he went to jail😅
@jukopliut10 ай бұрын
Sentence for that 21 years
@Askethanoras10 ай бұрын
Na, mental correction which is infinite until you are consinder a functional person in the socitey', - essential a real ''LIFE'' sentence, rather than those we have today.@@jukopliut
@AbE-z3n3 ай бұрын
@@jukopliut yea and after that he goes to security custody and will never be free again
@josephbaeza844010 ай бұрын
The porta pooty actually make me gag
@bassranger105410 ай бұрын
I was there the day my buddy came out to his parent's. His dad laughed and said everyone already knew he was a butt pirate.
@Gohanthekiller-47294 ай бұрын
Lol
@CalvinGlasgow-k8j10 ай бұрын
I told my mother that I was bi and she like "lets talk about why you think that"
@skylerdavis361710 ай бұрын
I feel bad for Nikkos mic it did not think it was gonna be in an ass that much 😂😂 Nikko be inhaling deep on the mic right after too 😂😂
@evgamble107310 ай бұрын
LMFAO the way Nikko screamed at his dog with disgust in his voice and the dog is like WTF LOL 😂
@Marleypoogx110 ай бұрын
Lmao Chanelle in the back ground rolling over
@NaMossberg10 ай бұрын
Today I thought it was pretty good, but once nikko makes another banger it get SO much better
@no_37639 ай бұрын
Mom: I knew it!! Dad: so you're not going to start wearing pink dresses right?
@TributesCarlson-im4be10 ай бұрын
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂
@lgndEringames10 ай бұрын
Dad was pissed and started throwing bible shit at me and mum completely ignored me for two months. Two weeks later dad stopped talking to me for a year until my hs graduation 😊😊😊
@somethingsomethingsarcasm10 ай бұрын
Biiiiiiiiig mood. My momma called me a whore when I was twelve for even suggesting it, bigots are crazy
@Lillisophiak10 ай бұрын
I love nikko and when he screamed at the dog he was lik “wtf did I do” 😂
@harperdude123710 ай бұрын
Poor puppy 😂😂
@JulieParker-z4i8 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@Lasvossreborn10 ай бұрын
That first one got me rolling with with my boys 😂
@CASE_of_ÆrTh10 ай бұрын
1:20 The stairs caught the homie slippin.
@fullycranked10 ай бұрын
Literally 😭🤣
@lilysmith765910 ай бұрын
Nobody, absolutely nobody... Nikos eyes: 🪩👄🪩
@ghostdager2318 күн бұрын
Gloriousness 👑
@BasDonkers-c7g10 ай бұрын
bro your dog was like wtf let me sleep
@paulvonhagen61024 ай бұрын
Yeah so true
@Ezekeiel10 ай бұрын
here i am tryin to eat my pizza and you throw in the damn nasty portapotty 5000 🤮 you rock nikko lol
@chef169910 ай бұрын
His dog every time nikko does something dumb lol
@Captain_Orange123556 ай бұрын
dude ligit lol
@RayneDraws10 ай бұрын
Wanting to go back to sleep but Nikko posted😩✨
@eddiemilner534410 ай бұрын
3:22 that dog is so used to your shit lmao. He barely looked up 😂
@tornado_man_407810 ай бұрын
Less go! Love these TikTok memes!
@bobbyluna807910 ай бұрын
When I need to laugh you never fail 😂thanks bro.
@scoutdias416010 ай бұрын
My parents went through my journal once and made me sit through as she read it, which was how she found out bi.
@graci39710 ай бұрын
My man got cake just like that, and you know what..it's disgraceful he got more than me 😭 like how?
@franklinsantoni825610 ай бұрын
Love the videos, Nikko. Keep the good work up
@MyHeroDucky10 ай бұрын
3:20 the dog must have been so confused 😂
@AmyBushnell-kx9fo10 ай бұрын
When I came out to my parents when I was 16 I was kicked out I’m 36 and haven’t talked to my family since
@mrdanish98752 ай бұрын
nikko is chaos incarnate. love it.
@itsmegg192Ай бұрын
I love the chaos! Your dog is so used to your chaos! Hahaha I love it!
@Lucasvaio10 ай бұрын
The dog when niko just yelled at him, just 🤨
@MegaMusikMan10 ай бұрын
dude, the guy at 1:56 is the guy who shot up an island in Norway,
@eu5_with_no_life10 ай бұрын
it is i think
@HatredofObstinacy10 ай бұрын
8:12 he kissed him like squidward eating a crabby patty for the first time ☠
@alexandertucker614010 ай бұрын
right to jail...jail! 😂😂😂😂
@matthewhall797610 ай бұрын
8:00 Turkey be wildin..😂
@DE_Impeccable_Man10 ай бұрын
1:48 was so damn funny to me. I don't know why but i watched it like 10 times😂😂😂😂
@-iz5bh10 ай бұрын
when i cam out my mom was like what's that?????
@LeMemeJames10 ай бұрын
Just broke my collar bone so all I can really do is watch you, worth it in my opinion
@bling233210 ай бұрын
A blessed day when Niko posts another top tier video 👌
@matthewhall797610 ай бұрын
0:55 my condolences to your bloodline man..👍❤️
@Captain_Orange123556 ай бұрын
bro 3:22 nikko ur dog be like "wtf this man doing i was restin' bruh"
@ovintwly10 ай бұрын
Love you bro you made me get though my flu
@gryphontabor146510 ай бұрын
Respect
@abbiolson822710 ай бұрын
I watch Nikkos twitch for his humor but his KZbin for the edits 😂
@trintenrolling93010 ай бұрын
Love the videos man! Keep it up! Both my family and I watch them nonstop!
@youkilledma121110 ай бұрын
2:32 you know its bad when nikko is disgusted
@JohnKennethHuszagh10 ай бұрын
my dad had a hard time accepting i was gay at first but he also had a hard time accepting i was lactose intolerant. he's gotten over it
@Arrynek0110 ай бұрын
So... looks like no one is replying to your question. My dad used to be pretty homophobic. Mom didn't care, even though she didn't understand it. They kept pestering me with the classic "When are you bringing a girl home?" Twenty-five years old, my dad did a 180 into "When are you bringing someone home?" He straight up told me he wouldn't care if it is a guy if I`m happy. Well, turns out I`m asexual. He took it well, though he doesn't understand it. My mom had to take a breather when she realized there will be no grandchildren.
@hmmmyaabooogaboga32039 ай бұрын
Adopt you prick
@chalkopirate10 ай бұрын
4:03 neither do I have a girl to cheat on nor a friend to snitch on so my answer is that I'll take option three ( crying in the corner)
@Lux_tcg10 ай бұрын
Hey amazing vid man keep it up
@gryphontabor146510 ай бұрын
Respect
@187punchy-w9p3 ай бұрын
I love nikko dawg 😭
@Arrynek0110 ай бұрын
Also: The saluting bro in court was Breivik. He in prison for sho`
@jamesjackson808110 ай бұрын
Nikko's editor deserves a raise
@MaskedProblem10 ай бұрын
I love your videos allways make me laugh 😂
@No_Wucking_Forries10 ай бұрын
Ur dog aint even fazed by ur shit i love it
@georgina97910 ай бұрын
and the Shepard sleeps through it all... Good dog!
@Mr.bbaconАй бұрын
legendary vlogger is BACK
@jelly-king723810 ай бұрын
My dad legit was like “cool you like boobs to” 😂
@Iamlonlyvroffical8 ай бұрын
4:27 did bro have a bald spot or something????
@karigraeve94363 ай бұрын
My parents didn’t care I was bi
@Toby_Vlogs21 күн бұрын
Me too
@Crazysaxophonist10 ай бұрын
Nikko you are the best
@Yournotatguypal4 ай бұрын
"One more time for science" got me dead lol
@danielcaven32510 ай бұрын
“3 words in were like okay” Or we just hit you with the “aight bet”
@Th3_real_batman10 ай бұрын
we love nikko
@alyssawhite457210 ай бұрын
My mom was so chill about me coming out as bi; my dad on the other hand didn’t talk to me for 3 days after
@brandonreed950810 ай бұрын
You're still straight but you just roam a little. I can't see a point in making that about anything.
@Through_brick10 ай бұрын
Yeah that sounds right
@andrewpotter9613Ай бұрын
That's second bike clip that said not to put your bike together brought back hazy memories from when that exact thing happened to me and I woke up with blood all over my face and my wrist fracture! I've seen Kevin Gates live in Minneapolis and he would take breaks and talked about some wild shit
@S_Green4710 ай бұрын
This is why we love vets like nikko fun is all he knows😂
@maryjane443210 ай бұрын
3:43 basement bedroom for sure
@maisonmorales7 ай бұрын
shy fluuu in the door that's crazy
@1.2.1.0.R.I.O10 ай бұрын
9:59 yeah... Unconsciously looked at it too. I must one one.
@tusken815810 ай бұрын
3:22 Chanel was like : "Hey wtf Dad ?! Okay back to sleep now, byyyyyyye"
@Yaboiduggi10 ай бұрын
Nico I know this might be a stupid question to ask but do you think you can bring Chanel back and start making more animal fail videos? 😅
@A_LoweCutTop9 ай бұрын
That dog was just chilling then Nikko had to yell at it
@deathscreaminggod1019 ай бұрын
Damn Nikko's ex's dad could predict the future 😂 gawd damn menace
@Icebergaming10 ай бұрын
Love you Nikko
@OpieD.7 ай бұрын
0:45 he is in pure glee
@peterjohnston751310 ай бұрын
Nikko is unbeatable
@Brasi-f7v10 ай бұрын
Your the best Niko I love you ❤️
@gryphontabor146510 ай бұрын
Respect
@Brasi-f7v10 ай бұрын
@@gryphontabor1465 🤞🏼
@D3m0nB10od10 ай бұрын
when i was in highschool i came out as bi to my parents, my mom supported me but my dad didnt talk to me for 3 years, he learned to accept it though
@DevinDemoe-om3ki10 ай бұрын
Womp womp
@iLikeToast20110 ай бұрын
Chanel is getting so big!
@NorthViper1610 ай бұрын
1:57 he killed like 70 children in norway 2011
@chilloutmusiclounge168210 ай бұрын
The guy who did the nazi salute fr went to the Norwegian jail
@AsianRice_10 ай бұрын
A day without Nikko is no good day!
@MelissaMcgouirk4 ай бұрын
He hit the door so hard his ass was up around his neck lmfao
@PaulGAckerman10 ай бұрын
The couple with mold definitely has a discipline issue.
@MikeyMocha10 ай бұрын
0:22 though...
@Wockhardt7062 ай бұрын
The black guy who can’t jump hit that Tom segura move 😂😂😂 broke both legs n arms jsut trynna jump headass
@highmaintenanceredneck10 ай бұрын
Ok super confused on the one with the live stream hairline fix...
@billythehillbilly536510 ай бұрын
Bro where the ladies at? Man's rich handsome and single. Wtf bro?
@punisher-qh4vz6 ай бұрын
"Diddy act like this intentionally"- Nikko Ortiz 2024
@valadin456010 ай бұрын
Love the vids!
@greysonbruski60736 ай бұрын
3:34 are we just not gonna talk about the powderpuff girls pillow😅😅😅
@WPD_15010 ай бұрын
8:34 bro look like Barack Obama 😂
@DdosedRS10 ай бұрын
Holy fuck that lobby one made me feel at home lmao