Tim Allen sharing his wisdom - HILARIOUS

[@wizard9403]

No one can murder a proverb quite like Tim!

[@musicaleclecto]

Seriously, my brain cells got murdered with this compilation.

[@alisongoldsberry1891]

Or a particular admin

[@robertcoble4881]

It wasn't just murder,, it was butchery

[@thepowernator6241]

Tim's wisdom is one of the best parts of each episode beginning middle or end

[@disneyscott98]

One of the best running jokes of any sitcom by far.

[@disneyscott98]

@ryo28mn gets me every time!

[@MrEaglescout3]

The best quote from Tim without Wilson: “Christmas is not about being with the people you like! It’s about family!”

[@shadowbeast2276]

That one always gets me

[@deionbee96706]

I can't figure out how the actors and producers can keep a straight face when he messes up what Wilson says. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@jaleesatrevelyan1510]

"Naked ape chain smoking salmon." That killed me LMAO!!!

[@docadams7099]

One of my favorites is where Tim and Jill are discussing life insurance. Wilson observes that the letters in "TIM TAYLOR" can be rearranged to spell "MORTALITY", where "JILL TAYLOR" can be "JOLLY TRAIL". Jill has no idea that Wilson said this. Tim and Jill argue, then Tim blurts out: "Easy for you to say! You're Jolly Trail!"

[@TheMack625]

The only thing that makes this funnier is how sincere Tim sounds when mangling Wilson's advice. I always loved that in Home Improvement.

[@Sparky8213]

He always got Wilson's advice mixed up! lol

[@Mer364]

"Christmas is not about being with people you like, its about being with Family." lol

[@60BloodyChamp60]

Kind of hard to get the humor in all of these without the preceding Wilson speeches but I still agree with what others have said. These were the funniest part of the show.

[@justincase7441]

OMG! I can't believe someone made a compilation of this! These bits are by far the funniest parts of Home Improvement. Everyone always thinks it's Tim blowing things up, but no; the funniest parts are the mangled Wilson advice bits. This is hysterical! Thank you so much!!

[@TypOPositiv]

Justin Case the one where he refers to a margret Freeloader. That one was funny. It’s not in the video but it’s another hilarious one.

[@docadams7099]

I also like the one where Tim and Jill are discussing their will. Tim mangles Wilson's advice and calls Jill Taylor "Jolly Trail!"

[@EllerthePeridot]

He always messes it up so smoothly lol. Attributing a proverb to Wally Cleaver had me dying.

[@stupreme]

You can't get obsessed the way old people drive through water if their servants are on fire.

[@hardwirecars]

words to live by.

[@pme8370]

Yeah I think Wilson was saying something about how fire and water are good servants and bad masters....

[@taliyahcarrington8916]

@@pme8370 nnnnnnNnnnnnnnnNnnnnnnn Bbbbbbbbbbbb

[@b-rock8557]

Hahaha my favorite one is where he says I can't give birth

[@theaccommodated4567]

Liberal trigger warning

[@abornbuyer]

It must have been so hard to keep a straight face all the time working with Tim. They got the job done but how much longer of a day they had because of all the takes they must have had to do from Tim making them laugh so much on a regular basis! What a great set that must have been to work on!!!

[@kyleshockley7772]

the most underrated show in TV history

[@redpillsociety6479]

The zen philosopher Basho once said: “A flute with no holes is not a flute, a donut with no hole is a danish.”

[@BestTreadCarefully]

My favorite is the frozen frogs and wet insects dont talk because they're cold to one another.

[@QueenP901.]

2:34 is hilarious!!!!

[@jacobanderson3768]

Are you able to post the Confucius sayings from Wilson first before every one of these Tim Allen repeats? That would be so awesome!

[@JewishKeto]

Although Tim could never quote what Wilson told him… he at least got the main idea of the message.

[@b-rock8557]

A great philosopher once said If your feet are short, and you don't raise your prices , your Destin for yard sales !! Lmao this was agreat ahow.

[@LEGOBRICKDIARIES]

Brad at the end "what" looks like a real blooper they just kept in lol..

[@bigshortstop1931]

I love it when Tim inevitably screws up Wilson’s advice

[@themacocko6311]

Tim Taylor my favorite philosopher

[@vincesergi7339]

This Ancient Chinese ice cream salesman "Young Zu" 🤣 🤣

[@BamBamPicazo]

This stuff is gold! 😂

[@yooneeque1]

I liked how that ball just rolled by at 2:09 :) I guess someone off camera rolled it onscreen.

[@charlieabbot3649]

The costars had to die trying to keep a straight face with Tim's "Wisdom".

[@austinsimmons4393]

We all seriously need a next door neighbor in this world like Wilson

[@highroyds]

Lmao this just beats comedy or what you call comedy today 😂

[@lloydthomas2896]

I think it’s best to give Tim’s interpretation first, then a pause so viewed can try to guess what he meant, then Wilson, then a drink.

[@jillians1138]

Yup, when Tim butchers Wilson’s advice, that makes for great PG comedy 😂

[@andreasoares9402]

Love Tim

[@DarksouIjah]

Love it. I wish you can do what Wilson actually said to Tim and then skip to Tim's interpretation of it.

[@alisongoldsberry1891]

This is like listening to a certain Admin.

[@coolioso808]

Very funny. Just a suggestion, this compilation might be even better with the Wilson advice first, then showing Tim's version of it later, and a longer reaction of those he told it to looking dumbfounded. :p

[@abrahamlincoln9758]

Great NPC dialogue

[@bobdole941]

Like the young Chinese boy who smelled his own yogurt

[@elevatorproductionsbymaxpassa]

This was from Seasons 3 & 4.

[@solidsnack2627]

classic timmy

[@MedEd415]

Life isn't really worth living if you have to pay for electricity while your in Rome.

[@SigmaChicken09]

Sunoco LMAO

[@jasonleslie203]

Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with Tim

[@matrusdi]

Anybody knows the first scene is from which episode?

[@jamesbentonticer4706]

I think its the one where Tim has Brad on Tool time and Randy gets jealous..."Quibbling Siblings".

[@jessicalillianweinberg4401]

I think when he said "kum-bayatic" - he probably meant "symbiotic?" I wondered what episode that was from.

[@Melody.World1]

♥️♥️♥️

[@m.draven477]

I don't think so Tim:-)

[@claywilliams2610]

Ying Yang Yung....... Carl Jung

[@Sutekh_a_Destroyer]

Now do a compilation of what Wilson actually said

[@TypOPositiv]

Hahahahahhahahahahahaha.

[@Chuckfrey05]

I love how Tim always butchered the actual sayings, yet still somehow made perfect sense of it

[@kongab2025]

I love straight faced nonsense

[@johnnypavkovich6238]

When will we find this out with Jill and hidey

[@evanwilliams6406]

No! It's Rome wasn't built in a day, Tim!

[@JanetMichael-j3s]

Will this figth happen with the to of you to ladies

[@mariharkonen6962]

Here's Tim and Jill's marriage in a nutshell: Jill criticizes, humiliates, belittles and judges Tim on daily basis and blames him for everything and what is the result? Tim apologizes to Jill! Why? Because no matter what, Jill always has to be right! She is never allowed to be wrong. Tim always seeks out other women to find security and balance in his life because his own wife is unable to give it to him. Tim is not trying to practice polygamy, but is looking for an escape from the hell that his life with Jill has become. Tim Taylor is unfortunately one of those battered husbands who are pretending to be "happy" in their marriage because they are so afraid of their wives that they don't dare to say or do anything against them. This show has manipulated the audience to believe that wives domestic abuse to their husbands is acceptable. Jill dropping croquet balls on Tim's head (which resulted in him getting a concussion), throwing things at him in the fits of tantrums and constantly criticizing him for every little thing are forms of physical and emotional abuse. Jill Taylor is the most violent sitcom wife and the worst female sitcom character ever. The WORST, to be exact.

[@justinmyslive4108]

I'm Russian. I don't like it when the physic antelope act like buttheads to me

[@thunderbeast2126]

That’s my favorite one lol

[@JanetMichael-j3s]

Will jill talor wear a damond plated leather dog coller with a dog chain hooked to both dog collers with hidey her self

[@JanetMichael-j3s]

Eye really really wanna hop with jill and hidey that they will put both dog collers on and dog chain up to both dog collers with each other

[@Russellpeters84]

Exactly like listening to Trudeau Freeland biden and Pelosi lol

[@johnnypavkovich6238]

Eye wanna now witch one of them will be a chain pet dogy with the other one eye hop we will find out soon

[@johnnypavkovich6238]

Iam really wanting this figth to happen with Jill and hidey really I do want this figth

[@JanetMichael-j3s]

Iam really really sure really hoping with you jill talor that you to ladies will wear the dog collers with the dog chain hooked to both dog collers with you to ladies

[@JanetMichael-j3s]

That will be lik incurabley.icsiting to see you patrica damond plated leather dog coller up to a steel chain with it hooked to hideys dog coller with hidey her self

[@SaulOhio]

We all know he's just trying to repeat what he heard from his neighbor Wilson. Which gives him something in common with Trump. Thats what Trump is going when he says something awkward. He is actually listening to experts, but explaining what they said in a very awkward way. Which leaves him WAY open to be misinterpreted.

[@SpeedyEric1]

At least Tim's wisdom is better than Trump's.

[@wa2k99]

And go screw yourself

[@petelarosa282]

CHRIST is the only way to heaven.mmmmmm

[@jamesbentonticer4706]

I hope you're kidding.

[@joehamlet7576]

@@jamesbentonticer4706 He is not kidding. Jesus Himself said it. "No one comes to the Father except through Me." John 14:6

[@leelewis792]

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