Tim Broke Into Someone's House - Kinda Funny Podcast (Ep. 290)

[@OriginalBoondocksXVIII]

The callbacks to how small Gia's dress is throughout Tim's story after the initial flagrance of that joke has me dying 😂

[@AbramRhodes]

We NEED Tim's adventure as an animated episode

[@beaniebandit]

Tim's adventure is one of the best things ive heard in a hot minute. being in a bad headspace, hearing that story and laughing my ass off was so therapeutic

[@dylanbuc1867]

I think we underestimate the power of just showing up for our friends when they're down. Good on the guys for assuaging Andy's feelings on consoling others : )

[@TheNearsightedGamer]

That was a fantastic story! And Andy was right, that was 100% an 80s movie. Hell of an adventure Tim.

[@BrewsAndPlaythrews]

Andy, if you ever feel like you don't know what to do when someone is going through it, you can always ask if they want support or a distraction. This usually gives you a good idea of what people want.

[@josephgrigsby]

1:04:00 Alien body, soooo Roger from American Dad. 🤣

[@xArachnidz]

That might have been one of the most out of pocket comment Greg has ever made 😂😂

[@BrandonDNH2]

I've listened to KF for 10 years and it's safe to say I know way too much about Tim's sex life and preferences.

[@TheSabinCole]

That locksmith is the ultimate homie, glad it worked out Tim!

[@liquidsoap89]

For real... I've been watching KF for a few years now, but Tim's story is the best story I've ever heard on this podcast.

[@ryanhay5567]

Somebody needs to do a short animation of Tim trying to get into the house. That was hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

[@jmartman13]

I’m only 15 minutes in and this is already an all-timer

[@Whitephoenix98]

This is why they need to drink on the podcast more often

[@aoe41015]

It’s better because they’re sitting at the desk and not lounging on sofas. The sofas suck the momentum out of each conversation.

[@pargatsinghlives]

I'm watching the ad and you got me hyped

[@jeffullrich5556]

57:12 Greg has one of his laughs where he sounds like one of Iron Man’s repulsors kicking on

[@olischues]

This is one for the books

[@neddy42]

The radio at work was playing In The End at the exact moment Greg started singing it. It really is his matrix isn’t it

[@epicmike115]

Tim's had a busy year, breaking into homes, chasing dogs to save them with a ragtag group of strangers, oh and all the KF planning and stuff. Go on vacation Tim, you deserve it

[@randymcleod6147]

I don't think I've ever heard a more legendary story.

[@muffintop701]

Tim and my uncle have something in common!

[@neojd]

Might be the best story Tim will ever tell. Truly felt like a sitcom episode. 😄

[@johnnyworks28]

That was the greatest story ever told! I was locked in.

[@aj2478]

3 months later and every now and then I think about Greg saying Rodger having an alien body and I bust out laughing 😂😂😂

[@crosvale]

We could all use more Locksmith Tommys in our lives.

[@SuperNathan125]

Truly a hilarious episode. This week and last week are both classics already

[@kevinwray1688]

FBI'S 30 UNDER 30-Tim Muhfuckin Gettys

[@EveryTimeIDavid]

😂😂😂

[@T9324]

I'm absolutely certain that if you contact this locksmith company they would be like "there's nobody by that name that works here". Just this fairy of a man that appeared in the middle of the night and was never seen again

[@matthewwalsh1468]

38:44 - Why'd Greg pull away? Greg, from as much heck as you give Andy, we know you love him!! 😂❤

[@furrybproductions]

Tim went thru the same issue Kevin Hart had, engage in a crazy ass exercise and end up in a wheelchair for a week 🤣

[@zdgro]

Tim is an underrated storyteller

[@JLFreeland]

It’s like the episode of friends when Ross and Joey got stuck on the roof.

[@aaronmalin5921]

I know it's already been said, but this is an all timer. If you ever want to try and introduce someone to the show, or KF in general, this is THE episode.

[@CooperBarth11]

There’s is literally nothing I love more than Tim telling a story on the KFP

[@nobodyexceptme7794]

Lol we need this animated or filmed in some capacity. Tim's EPIC jump! a Pixar movie. 😄😄😄

[@furrybproductions]

I think Nick is worried about a KF cruise because of the people who might think that being in international waters would give them the opportunity to finally murder him 🤣

[@aarons.2323]

Yeah, murder is totally legal in other countries.

[@EggsAndJakey]

Fuck Kinda Funny Live 5, “Kinda Funny Tries to Break Into Tim’s Friend’s House” would be the event of the century.

[@MFZero2]

Yo can we make an obstacle course with Tim's exact scenerio I want to see the gang try this.

[@AyeTySkaar]

“I have house socks…” - Nick Scarpino

[@kimjohnny]

37:02 nick thats coldplays clocks 😂

[@danielle_z]

Every time I hear “Enter Sandman” I just think of the GOAT himself, Mariano Rivera. #42 🤍💙 And Tim that was an incredible story, much respect to you sir. 🙏🏻

[@ECA0615]

First 20 minutes killed me 😂 well done boys

[@baleedat80]

Greg just needs to discover "Clejan the trap violinist" who is Tim's secret brother, to give him a fresh brain on the subject.

[@devinpelech]

The song Nick is thinking of is Silent Lucidity by Queensryche.

[@FandaPinn]

i had a similar situation in high school where I was hanging out with a friend of mine, we went to his house and when went outside the door (which was a fancy smart door) locked us out and the guy didnt have his keys to get in so i had to climb his house that had protruding rocks sticking out to get to the 2nd story balcony to get into the house so i can unlock the door

[@madrocts]

I think Nick might've been thinking of The Unforgiven

[@bvick22]

Tim is the grown up Bubble boy 😂

[@rockbsaul]

DAWG EYE AM AT MY DESK AT WORK IN TEARS by the end of Tim’s story

[@naytertot]

BEST tim story. 💪

[@WeeklyWrapUp]

God I love stories like this! What an epic one, Tim!!!

[@jasethomas5198]

I was listening to this at the gym and almost dropped weights on myself I was laughing so hard

[@danman031]

I don’t watch every episode but I was curious based on the title. This overdelivered. I was enthralled by Tim’s story

[@YouTouchAgain]

@56:56 Nick giving up hope on the fist bump 😢

[@sadiaro1392]

Tim is incredible storyteller 👏

[@Jamesonfp]

this was the greatest story i’ve ever heard

[@kimjohnny]

"im very sensitive about my bare feet being dirty" fucking broke me 😂

[@Alvax91]

This was perfect. Definitely an episode to remember !

[@MichaelROLeary]

Pretty sure Nick is thinking of Ted McGinley from Revenge of the Nerds (and also Jefferson from Married With Children.)

[@Varekai0723]

Anyone else having trouble picturing the side door of this house and what it looks like? 1.5 storeys up with a deck that has no connection to the ground?

[@breadboi8747]

Tim’s story reminds me of that one drake and josh episode

[@War624]

Don't understand how they've worked together for so long, and don't fart around each other. To me, if you can rip one around them, they're actually close friends.

[@CheefChaos]

Open door bathroom policy.

[@mikekasabion]

The point is that they’re a business. Do you think CEO’s fart around all their employees?

[@War624]

@@mikekasabion I'm well aware they're a business, but they also claim to be best friends. Yes, being professional at work is the best policy, but with all the other antics they do to each other, it's just a surprise it doesn't happen.

[@piusdoe8984]

What a great story haha 😂❤

[@iLorah]

I always give you guys love but I've just been let go in the industry (yay another!) so I'm listening to this playing Dead Space today and having an absolute blast - never fail to make a day better

[@omargonzalez5666]

Tim should start climbing

[@furrybproductions]

SHUFFLEBOARD TOURNAMENT LFG!

[@CheefChaos]

Get-ity boyz

[@zakbrown791]

This was an interesting morning commute podcast.

[@realadelphstar]

Why didn't you tape the box before you left the house

[@ChicoDusty]

good shit!

[@GandalfGreyhame3]

What is duffy lol

[@TopCheeseBarDown]

I don't understand why Nick expects his parents to call him. It's on you to call them once a week.

[@IAmCSan]

What a great story.

[@My0wnDrum]

I have been told that Coheed and Cambria cruise was awful 😅 My friend went and said the bands were awesome but the food was disgusting and there was absolutely nothing to do when not seeing a show.

[@nicholastheetge]

This episode was a fat phat 5

[@congnar3136]

Boss Baby Burping Barret

[@josephmelchiorre2922]

As a man, wearing just socks makes me feel more naked than wearing no clothes at all

[@mrgrimm]

Wait seriously andy being burned out was the reason kfaf was canceled.. Crap Tim excuse those several dozen hate letters I wrote you

[@WaffleOnTheRun]

Andy I don't want to ruin it for you but your bullshit detector for videos has failed, there's a ton of videos when people are playing public piano and someone walks up request a song and whip out a violin and play together, and they're all staged.

[@MrKylehooks98]

Unfortunately I cannot wear socks during sexy time cause I have one piece socks so I’d rather not be going to pound town and have my partner see chopper or franky staring right at them on my feet.

[@nobodyexceptme7794]

I love these guys but we gotta retire this "duffy/duppy" thing bruh. Is it just a west coast or SF thing I'm not aware of? Didn't that slang come and go in like 2018? We gotta let it go guys, it dates to such a specific time period, its as if ppl were still dabbin. Your not all dad's yet, lol!

[@beaniebandit]

Tim's adventure is one of the best things ive heard in a hot minute. being in a bad headspace, hearing that story and laughing my ass off was so therapeutic