Tim Dillon’s Most Triggering Joke

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[@boris2997]

Putin might not be a great guy but he's asking me for zero dollars 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nothingnobody6688]

I agree . Sorry Australia news is reporting Trump has been charged. What are we going to do.. 😢😢 I'm 53 and over it.

[@sammygoodnight]

Putine never told me to check my privilege.

[@aeromtb2468]

he is a billionaire already

[@boris2997]

@@aeromtb2468 so is Zelenski

[@ronaldwarren1267]

Look China and Russia just want to be left alone the usual suspect stirring up shit,could be because there broke and using there own montery system, put the yank money in the bin

[@joegevorkyan7308]

The non verbal kid swinging side to side…. ☠️

[@MikeFahey-kh3ey]

Cracked me up too

[@ljxk3l31]

and the pregnant 12 year old twerking to wap 😭 Only people who let their kid do that are offended lmao

[@dramanexus]

As the father of child diagnosed with ASD, I approve this joke.

[@Mobldesign]

That joke is exactly my kind of humor. Brutal destruction of reality.

[@jaeden4584]

I know. Love it

[@stanleydavidlepretre4241]

*Dark comedy is like a child with cancer... It never gets old.*

[@wdaniel891]

How did this destroy reality?

[@Big_Wamu]

Until they talk about trump and the righties get butt hurt all of a sudden

[@ghostring3624]

Tucker and Tim having dinner at a restaurant in St. Petersburg, Russia, would be a great show.

[@robgoose]

Agree, comrade!!!

[@YBM2007]

Maybe one of them should get a special award

[@christinacapasso2908]

oh 💯 %

[@christinacapasso2908]

and Putin !

[@chuckn4851]

It would be the first podcast I'd actually pay to watch

[@ajuister]

Tim Dillon on Tucker?? I'll be there no matter what

[@clintit1]

It’s on tuckers main page. From yesterday.

[@OneMeanArtist]

@@daniYVr000 They're* and yes.

[@bigol9223]

It's deepfake.

[@bochapman1058]

@@daniYVr000what other reason would there be?

[@SkiYeeDiddy]

@@daniYVr000cope harder

[@jonjkavanagh2014]

I heard that bit live in Australia and it killed!

[@KKtheDonahem]

Fuck i missed him

[@terrystrates7089]

Bro it would've slapped here in Australia, we'll laugh at anything that involves a budget

[@chadkroger9183]

Some middle aged Asian chick yelled out “stop the agenda” at the Brisbane show and it turned into a whole thing for like 5 minutes and I realised I’d hooked up with her before, pretty cool moment

[@evanburrows1697]

@@chadkroger9183 Kat Wong?

[@williambixby3785]

I’m glad he clarified that he had a microphone on that Latvian corner 😂

[@beautifulrose8619]

lol

[@user-gj8mn4ce8d]

So it wasn’t a penis ???

[@Outside-InAquatics]

Omg for real😂😂😂😂

[@craigrussell3062]

0:43 TIM: There's bombing where people hate you, and you can almost feed off the energy of the hatred... TUCKER: YEAH!!!!!!!!

[@craigrussell3062]

Take a breath, friend. I agree with you, but they’re talking about “bombing” in the sense of “giving a performance people boo at.” If you like staying in reality so much, maybe actually watch the video this comment is about.

[@krischanlive]

I think he's aware of that

[@craigrussell3062]

@@krischanlive He's me, I was responding to someone who rescinded his comment because I was right

[@krischanlive]

@@craigrussell3062 Oh, my bad then.

[@nathanialmunguia2589]

12 year old twerking with a younger non verbal sibling 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@davidparker9676]

You forgot to mention the pregnant part of the joke. It was a pregnant 12 year old twerking.

[@dpm2515]

HIs Ukraine bit is rated G compared to his impersonation of Meghan McCain... he's very calm, measured and eloquent in this interview which Tim can be but the clip of him as Meghan McCain is like tim's on pcp compared to this

[@ultragroove1]

That was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Sort of kicked off his career.

[@MH-bw9zt]

Yea but tucker would probably get triggered by his Meghan bit. If he saw a gay man in drag, even if it's just for a but, he'd go crazy and want him executed

[@sunnyj210]

When I'm in a bad mood, I have a list of clips I watch that lift my spirits immediately. One at the very top is one from Joe Rogan showing jimmy dore a clip of Tim doing Meghan McCain. Its great. *Another is of Tim spitting out his coffee when he looks at a picture of the not so attractive girlfriend of that crypto guy who got caught bc she flipped on him after doing drugs living in a mansion or some sh¡t...😂😂😂😂

[@ts4gv]

That is one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

[@jwm6314]

His McCain impression isn't bad, it's just accurate.

[@jackdenihan5333]

“He’s a good guy” just reminds me of Norm

[@iamgodiamgod638]

I’m begging anyone who didn’t see the Jeffrey Sachs interview to please watch it! The most informative podcast ever that I’ve listened to.

[@lorca1705]

❤❤❤👍👍👍

[@masha1414k]

💯 loved it

[@b.alexanderjohnstone9774]

Personally I find him a bit sanctimonious. He's also a roaring leftist who would love to censor you more and take your car and occasional overseas holiday away.

[@halon7476]

Sachs is amazing and educational

[@donvolta]

Such a great interview. No fillers, no bs and a genuinely interesting back and forth. Rare.

[@VodkaTheAntiAlcoholic]

Tucker's laughter makes me rejoice infinitely. 🤣

[@YBM2007]

He laughs like a woman

[@MH-bw9zt]

It's fake af

[@diogenes.]

@@MH-bw9zt and annoying af

[@VodkaTheAntiAlcoholic]

@@MH-bw9zt I was talking about Tucker’s laugh, not your bot account.

[@MH-bw9zt]

@@VodkaTheAntiAlcoholic typical. That bs is all you people can ever say.

[@Ally.Cat.252]

That joke killed here in New Zealand.

[@johntruxal432]

Tim needs to do his view bit...😂

[@kari8187]

Tim is ruthless😂😂😂 I love it

[@Panicscroll69]

Putin never raised my taxes my government did that. Putin never raised inflation. My government did that too.

[@YBM2007]

Simping for dictators are we?

[@davemaverick8438]

​@@YBM2007lol if you call that guy a dictator then what was Bush, Clinton, Obama and other are? responsible for perishing of millions of people

[@davemaverick8438]

​@@YBM2007lol yes simping for anyone who is called that by a leftard

[@YBM2007]

@@davemaverick8438 keyboard tough guy

[@davemaverick8438]

@@YBM2007 leftard human waste

[@billybussey]

Tucker likes Tim. Tim says the mean joke Tucker wish he thought of.

[@PhysicalFortitude]

I saw him live and he set up that joke earlier on and then ended the show with it and it was fuckin hilarious! Brought the house down.

[@jackdabulas8365]

Tim is a comedic genius

[@noahbrooks8939]

So then why do they keep clinging to conspiracy theories as a way to get clicks? This is such mindless nonsense and you guys eat it up

[@alexpippins3363]

“Trying to watch WAP with my children” 😂😂

[@Justheretohelp]

“I shouldn’t have done this” hahahah Tim I fuckin love you man, you are actual comedy

[@scottharmon5003]

“Embrace the truth…” Preach.

[@noahbrooks8939]

Carlson is a dangerous propagandist

[@user-sk7jt3pf1c]

His agent would drop him in a heartbeat if he criticized those precious little chosen few.

[@ss-wu1vp]

Exactly. They see themselves as "the chosen people."

[@ETAisNOW]

@@ss-wu1vpevery religion does

[@fredriks5090]

​@@ETAisNOW literally not true

[@besticudcumupwith202]

...😂 careful...they can sniff out antiseptic speech. The nose knows.

[@stretch1807]

I don't get it...

[@Liktur]

TRUTH SOCIAL is Hardline Revolution !!.

[@WhoaBo]

I'm a conservative but honestly I don't even know anybody that uses it. My conservative friends just use Twitter and FB

[@justincraig398]

Social looks weird in all caps. I thought you spelt it wrong for a second.

[@korlu01]

I saw him perform this joke live and people were literally rolling around in their seats from laughing so hard

[@brianjohnson1346]

Thanks Tucker. Me: saying exactly what I think.

[@RadThad89]

This wasn't even the full bit and it still crushes.

[@daveassanowicz186]

The logo in the bottom right reminds me of the Deitz & Watson logo

[@pollyanna147]

When the check clears it’s never a bad idea.

[@hauntedstereo2665]

"Good question." Lol Tim

[@brianpstn74]

What a way and point to end on! Triple stars to the editing team! It cannot be any clearer than this! Bravo

[@TheDude1961]

That's not a joke... It's truth bombs.💣💥

[@suleyman_yusifov]

LMAO. This is brilliant

[@jackmurphy8696]

Yo he didn't even set up the joke like he would on stage and I was dieing laughing.

[@nickprohoroff3720]

Be brave like Lenny Bruce. And comedy will survive.

[@7MazzaMia7]

I love this. Tucker and Tim. Thank you.

[@thomasjdm7388]

At 1:20 this is why Tim Dillon is so brilliant. I bow before this fudge pirate

[@reyray7184]

Fudge pirate? 🤔 You mean like a bone smuggler?

[@BrianM-44041]

Tim loves the bozak

[@abrantie]

Will your agent drop you if you go?? 😂😂😂

[@pfrohwein]

Tucker, I am an American living in Yalta, Crimea, Russia. I moved here last year. (July 2023). You should come here to have dinner, Yalta and the Black Sea are AMAZING ! I call it the Russian Riviera.

[@mawortz]

Turkey is part of NATO as well

[@greenpilltheory6649]

Tucker is a part of NATO? That sounds made up.

[@S.Morgenstern]

Right. Austria is NOT a NATO member and you cannot fly to Russia from there at the moment. I think it is not even possible to go there from Switzerland even though Switzerland is not a member of the EU and NATO.

[@MK-bv6wn]

You can fly from Turkey, Serbia, Georgia.. to Russia

[@NotAnonymousNo80014]

@@S.Morgenstern On paper.

[@zztopz7090]

Its an EU mandate, not NATO. And yes, it does break the laws on free trade and freedom of travel.

[@Uarehere]

Such a mild joke. 😂

[@theRealSlimJD]

If you can’t afford war, you shouldn’t fight one.

[@haepy2953]

What ? Did Russia Ask Ukrain If they want war?

[@rfshady4165]

I just fucking dieddd laughing tim dillon is to savage

[@Andyfry]

“What’s the worst you’ve ever bummed?”

[@rustybeltway2373]

"Bombed." Show biz term. See "flopped."

[@brechtbanneel2170]

@@rustybeltway2373 I think that was a gay joke...

[@guymasters301]

Tim Dillon

[@rustybeltway2373]

@@brechtbanneel2170 At least he didn't call him a chinner.

[@brechtbanneel2170]

@@rustybeltway2373 like a mathematician doing a summer in a camp?

[@aretonsenner6664]

Tim pretty much explained his bit. That’s rare for a comedian.

[@P51]

Tim Dillon is WICKED smart.

[@diogenes.]

Tucker is the new Joe Rogan

[@swamptiger985]

Two different people, not even close. Both are good in their own way.

[@williamabbott9437]

Yes, Tucker is the new popular COMPANY spokesman. More distraction, without any solution to any problem?

[@majorrager3353]

Tucker isn't a brain dead hypocrite

[@DJJ81]

Eh, he’s the “clean” version of Rogan. If anything.

[@rustybeltway2373]

H L Menken

[@OneMeanArtist]

Love Tim, he's very attuned to what's going on in the world. That entire podcast was such a good convo. Great comedians are basically observant agents of truth with some humor attached.

[@samholder196]

Dillon's COVID run was fucking legendary

[@Tomekkplk]

I love it. KZbin will not allow me to be notified to ALL of tuckers content. I can only UNSUB or leave it to NONE. Looks like I'm coming back daily to see what's new.

[@MalleusDei275]

To many children raised without a father.....has led to this.... Thanks to our government, they funded it.

[@davidparker9676]

Media and the "education system" have played a huge role as well. Activist teachers indoctrinating the kids in far left ideology is killing our future, an entire generation needs to be deprogrammed.

[@danidobravado1384]

I saw him do this live in Tempe and IT KILLED. Tim smiled and looked at the crowd and said performing for Arizonans was like cutting butter with a knife

[@danidobravado1384]

Phoenix not Tempe. Not that it matters

[@Big_Wamu]

"Comedians that were on top 10 years ago arent on top now" ... stunning analysis, Tucker. Pretty much always the case in entertainment. Disco wasnt as hot as it was in 88 as it was in 78...

[@scottyshipbuilder]

Putin also did not blow up the Nordstream pipeline, my government did that!

[@YBM2007]

Yes, the Russian government

[@hwksfn]

I'll die laughing at the kid sniffers

[@dbix11]

He did that bit at the Wilbur in Boston and it Killed! Can't imagine where it would fall flat if it did well there. Maybe Portland?

[@cry2love]

- Hitler might not be a great guy but he's asking me for zero dollars 🤣 US President Franklin Roosevelt about the UK President Winston Churchill.

[@Flyt824]

People are still brainwashed to understand this 1😂

[@BerjozkatheHistorian]

Oh yeah, its time for my favourite "Hitler argument". You go to sleep, you know who else did go to sleep? HITLER! You drink water, you know who else did drink water? HITLER! You wage war, you know who else did wage war? HITLER! The argument that comes from people, who know nothing about anything... So tired of this sh...

[@MoonshineH]

@@BerjozkatheHistorianDo you not recognize why "he didn't ask me for money, therefore he's fine, actually" is idiotic?

[@BerjozkatheHistorian]

@@MoonshineH I think that almost all "pro-russian" narrative in the US is kinda boring and idiotic, but my comment was more about "Hitler arguments" being too over-used and vulgar. This is the sign of a very "limited" knowledge about the world and history.

[@MoonshineH]

@@BerjozkatheHistorian I agree that people use whack H!tler comparisons sometimes, but OP is just demonstrating how ridiculous "he didn't ask me personally for money, so he's okay, actually" by substituting H!tler, a guy who is more universally recognized as obviously bad.

[@collaborativedataaccounts3249]

Tim Dillon is brilliant, just stream of consciousness awesomeness.

[@worstusername22]

Tim dillion is just an awesome human being, hilarious comic

[@Zegeebwah]

Money is money Tim, get that paycheck. Dignity is passe!

[@tythefisch]

amazing!

[@nathancarranza9860]

At times, his voice sounds really similar to Arthur Fleck (aka Joker).

[@josephhuman7390]

Tim's an old friend of mine , we went to different schools together.

[@danielrichardson6054]

Tim has aged rapidly

[@saltcreekammo]

Plot twist-- his agent is Bebe Glazer.

[@josphellihsilak4588]

I absolutely love that joke.

[@ThumbDr]

Is there anything better than Tim Dillon or Tucker? Yes, both of them together. 😃

[@Powell707]

Fucking hilarious !!

[@toddstreet1734]

His natural rants rank easily next to Bill Burr. Genius

[@phamilypharms9336]

Ok , guess thats 2 good clips , I'll go watch the whole pod .

[@mossig]

I get censored 24h on youtube regularly! Every time I tell them to F off as a reply. Still here!

[@chriswest7639]

Love Aunt Timothy

[@williamvillar2519]

That's hilarious!

[@huverdoose]

Wait, you can fly from Turkey to Russia? I was lied to!

[@rahulmodi8706]

Turkey is one of the top tourist destinations for Russians

[@Khoros-Mythos]

Without Fox News to drag Tucker down he's going to be bigger than ever, mark my words.

[@hitchwagster]

He wouldn't know a moral qualm....he's a good guy. RIP Norm

[@MoreFormosa]

That joke brought laser clarity to todays issues, u nailed it Tim

[@Cyge240sx]

Hahahah this can’t be real😂😂😂

[@Uncletripp38]

Tim Dillon is so under appreciated

[@upperroomtoo]

The Constitution only needs people who live by it and our gov will correct course, 1st admin is guaranteed by the 2nd.

[@kidchunguswrx2524]

And theyre non verbal 😅😅😅

[@judithscott3972]

he really needs to play jackie gleason!

[@alicemorrissey6201]

wow Tim's mom must be well impressed

[@Hbm1923]

We wish her well

[@luciferdzhugashvili]

He should play John Wayne Gacy

[@Donut_Sprinkle]

😂😂😂

[@Bengal9063]

If ever there was a man who looked like his hard drive needed checking ASAP....

[@bryanwalkerCT7729]

💯% #BeingSaneInInsanePlaces

[@chuckwhitson654]

Best joke ever

[@keithhansonjr9678]

i just got put on a list for liking this video.

[@guybrushtwood]

“Great question” Why do people respond to a question with that? It’s an obvious question

[@marylou3995]

Please,no F-- words boys.

[@rustyshackleford1877]

It was chairman Mao that coined the term Political Correctness

[@dibari22]

Tucker needs to get Uncle Joey on as a guest

[@ItsFunkDawg]

"Imagine a world where the sky is filled with ash, the ground stained with blood, and the cries of the innocent echo through the ruins. This is the future we face if we do not stand up against the madness of war and greed. It's time to wake up, unite, and fight for a world where peace and humanity prevail."

[@jaymethodus3421]

We've never seen Tim Dillon and Donald Trump in the same place

[@jameshudson169]

A lot of beauty architecture? Beauty women you mean.

[@sumpursun]

Tim’s not interested in the women.

[@jameshudson169]

@@sumpursun he has to have something to tell his wife.

[@sumpursun]

@@jameshudson169 Tim’s a gay man.

[@trishahopkins8199]

He's gay you fool

[@deeznutz8320]

@@jameshudson169 Tim is gay bro lol

[@tHYRR3N]

Turkey is famously in Nato

[@davidlynch9049]

Technically, yes. Otherwise, no.

[@aqsle]

I think he meant EU

[@Zebrahead6000]

I love how Tim illustrated the uncensored speech of modern day comedians and folks as "someone on their death bed saying what they need to say" - because our society is on it's death bed. Very poignant.

[@lolhai6430]

That joke is so funny