Tim Dillon Thinks DoorDashers are the "Untouchables"

[@JunkieMonkey321]

tim dillon is so fuckin funny man. his way of turning low-tier problems into existential problems is always hilarious.

[@johnnabers8280]

That is a perfect description

[@Shrywdh521]

He’s literally yet to make me even smile. attempted to watch multiple videos of him, all are complete trash. How’s this guy “famous”? Amy Schumer is funnier than he is.

[@City-Hunter]

He perfected Fake Business while Living in the Big City!

[@elliotfitzgerald8950]

Matched with theos desire to inflate any situation into an apocalypse sex story 👨🏽‍🍳 💋

[@ameliavv1019]

If he wasn't gay, I'd marry him. He's the straight guy I'm looking for to keep me on my intellectual toes.

[@Mike_S707]

A doordasher has definitely ate Tim's food.

[@augustkraus1389]

He orders so much DoorDash he's projecting his self hatred onto the drivers, his reminder of his inability to care for himself.

[@MrBuketman]

Don’t mess with Tim’s burritos!

[@dreddrik8919]

Tim has definitely eaten a doordash driver

[@dukenukem69]

He's definitely not starving anytime soon

[@cze33e]

A DoorDasher stole Tim tartare sauce.

[@Larry_Dean]

Considering Tim probably gets door dash every 20 minutes he probably knows what he's talking about

[@michaelnally9158]

Haha

[@stevewillis1916]

Stay off your phone while delivering

[@Darth_Ball]

@larry_dean coming from a dude who’s profile pic looks like he’s getting sodomized, powerful statement

[@Optimusprimerib36]

Holy s I’m laughing

[@PercahoIic]

It’s true.. I’m in pain. I also started wearing capes during my deliveries for some reason.

[@MotivationNation699]

stay safe my man dont drop that burrito 😂

[@iiyyxxnn]

Careful out there, people been mistaking supers for aliens. Not sure why, I'm only searching to help others.

[@microusb42069]

Yo you gotta do something to keep from going insane. Nothing but get out of the car to get the food get in get out to drop it off get in to get more over and over and over for 8-12 hours a day.

[@Youaretheactionsofgod]

"Its a bird, it's a plane.....no its just my food"

[@OleksandrKhreptyk]

@@microusb42069 just like all jobs

[@JohnnySack16]

Them each saying a random thing and going off each other is epic

[@ArJayDM]

Yep.. that's how conversations work. Good job!

[@saacuul]

@@ArJayDMare you acoustic ?

[@TheTAEclub]

​@@saacuulI know you are but what am i??

[@saacuul]

@@TheTAEclub :(

[@eda3515]

Johnny, I hope Ginny and the girls are doing well.

[@AdelaPalida]

"When I encounter a food delivery person... in the wild..."

[@deejay1216]

😂😂😂

[@3fammy]

that one definetely got me 😂

[@JsYTA]

"I look away"

[@nicolerubydell]

"David Spade still eats at McDonalds. He's the Ulysses S. Grant of our time." LOL I am freaking dead. Theo you make my work day worth it. 🤣

[@Patrick.Weightman]

I'll never forget the American Civil War. McDonalds vs Chick Fil A. Truly a turning point in our country's history

[@Largetalons]

Well his dates do prefer happy meals.

[@Rowsy91]

David spade turned out to lowkey be the man 😂

[@wayfaringstranger8430]

@@Largetalons Ayoooo wat

[@tanieshasimmons5212]

@@wayfaringstranger8430 David likes younger women like early 20s

[@CoralReefkid]

I was actually physically assaulted on someone’s doorstep while delivering for DoorDash. He mistook me as a trespasser, and once he saw the food everywhere, he handed me 2 $100 bills and hugged me. I just went home and forgot about it. True story.

[@Bizarreparade]

Great story

[@CoralReefkid]

@@Bizarreparade was I wrong for not reporting it and just taking the money? 😂

[@theodorejenkins6066]

​@CoralReef69 na that's definitely the best tip you're ever gonna get. As long as no permanent damage sounds like a sweet deal

[@SwagMuffin567]

Take the money and report him to the police bro 😂

[@riffhousestudios96]

Bro was looking for an excuse to hit someone

[@tnm_alien6320]

RELATABLE AF. I'm a Door Dasher in Wisconsin in a POS beater car with decent gas mileage. It's my second job outside of working 40 hours at a Gas Station.

[@Furio666]

Same man haha , keep it up!

[@SWG85]

Gotta do what we gotta do. Keep that food on the table and the lights on

[@jeffparry2754]

Perhaps the reason your car is a pos is due to you using it for the companies benefit.

[@Darkess343]

There is a guy who works for the radio station I listen to in wisco and he talk's about his door dashing experience when it's his shift and I love listening to all the wild stuff he deals with. Door dashers are another breed man. XD

[@wofieguns3007]

@@jeffparry2754thats not how that works. Using it would only up the milage. But a pos car can be alot more than just milage.

[@turlyblistershits]

As someone that doordashes in Memphis, this is just too real for me

[@markoradosevic5957]

I live in Memphis and I can only imagine. Thank you for your service.

[@somebodysomeone8213]

901, son!

[@Joetalericoocontobelmont]

Same bro I door dash in the worst neighborhoods in Chicago but I’ve never had any trouble with anybody. Gangbangers will come up to you trying to sell you weed but they are actually pretty chill not looming to start any beef.

[@philliesphan312]

Be safe out there!

[@bigmarq123]

Hickory Hill and Shelby drive representa🤙 just showing luv on ya post cuzo

[@nationalskyline]

As a Doordasher on the path to becoming a licensed clinical therapist, this was uniquely painful and hilarious all at once

[@HunterThompson-hr2fr]

Keep it up, I became an accountant while doordashing

[@davpo8931]

Literally the exact path I'm on except I do Uber Eats lol. God speed

[@Kaminaanime7860]

omg this is me rn i am working uber eats rn lol with hopes to be a accountant. I can't imagine doing this for 3 more years though lol.@@HunterThompson-hr2fr

[@johnbertram1537]

But are you on onlyfans

[@connorholmes8786]

God bless you both

[@TDrewCook]

I love how the entire comment section is just different Door Dash workers finding solidarity amongst each other

[@carinitolafountain5978]

This comment is yick

[@electriceyeball]

Tells ya how many jobs are actually just doordash. It's sad af

[@philmccrakin9782]

It's true. I only doordash because I'm lonely and want to feel alive.

[@countchocula5379]

If you are telling the truth… please know you’re appreciated greatly and that you’re loved beyond measure by God. I pray God blesses, protects, and keeps you forever and ever. Love you friend! Please be safe! ✝️🙏🏻🤍🕊️

[@philmccrakin9782]

@@countchocula5379 just joking but thanks for the kind words

[@American-Idiot-Campaign-Vlog]

If I had a flying Lazy-Boy like in Wall-E, I'd Dash

[@antonioreconquistador]

I guess the indians that drive taxis in new york are kinda an untouchable class. The taxi drivers with half-black soulless looking kids and pizza-men with terrible girlfriends that turn into superheroes are just killing themselves to live.

[@FirstPersonLife]

i doordashed for years because it felt more like an open world video game than a job

[@XMoeiskingX]

“You feel like you’re one of them?” “Mmm, no.”

[@AlchemicalForge91]

I quit doordash to work an actual delivery job at pizza hut and made friends, get free food every day, and get paid a wage rather than slave wage levels. It helped my.mental health alot.

[@be.courtney]

I did that too. Pay was great at times and loved the free food, but then they were so understaffed that they left me alone one day to answer the phones, answer the door, and make web orders. After that I quit lol. Can’t pay me enough to leave me by myself at a pizza restaurant during the dinner rush on a Saturday. Terrible management.

[@Alex-vm6ef]

Yea delivering at a local Pizza place, esp one that totally separates delivery and cooking, is way better and you get better tips bc you have regulars that love the restaurant instead of mostly teens

[@Dild0Fagg1ns]

In my area Pizza Hut is "downsizing" and getting rid of delivery drivers. All deliveries go through door dash now.

[@narutofan4545]

You also get yelled at to wash dishes

[@narutofan4545]

​@@be.courtneythey weren't understaffed

[@benjaminz2523]

"He battled a homeless guy for a series of nuggets he had ordered" 😂😂

[@presinald]

it keeps him grounded

[@isaacsvenson7042]

Didn’t know if anyone else caught that, unreal😭😭😭

[@GBullockNC]

Dude 😂😂😂😂 a “series of nuggets”. I’m cryint

[@pete7wiggy]

As a doordasher from the south side of Chicago, I can confirm that it is a much crazier job than people think. I’ve delivered to psych wards, crack houses and jails to name a few. I’ve had one attempted car jacking and a few mugging attempts. I can say with confidence though that if I’m your driver, you WILL get that piping hot ramen right on time 👌🏼👍🏻

[@michaelbeck4435]

God bless you

[@artparty222murphy9]

Youre my hero . Listen. I had bosses my whole life breathing down my neck. be glad that you’ve got a somewhat independent type job where you can run around town in your car not have to listen to anybody yammering at you and make your money that way. It’s OK.

[@dewey-cox]

hot sauce on my top ramen ya bish...

[@jdb2722]

So they try to rob you for your tips?

[@tomc5435]

South side Chicago? Yeah no shit

[@carpedeos2250]

“A series of nuggets” to describe a 10pc is so fucking underrated

[@Relaxinghypnoasmr]

I was looking for this comment 😅

[@jacksonmaine9765]

Why does that mean 10 tho

[@raiusdaltar1483]

Try describing one thing you like without using the word "underrated."

[@waltersobchak4079]

Series = 4 piece. Theos from louisiana got to be referencing football

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

@@raiusdaltar1483he is probably young, and their education is shockingly bad nowadays. I’m impressed when anyone under 30 can read.

[@justjulia3351]

My son learned alot about humanity door dashing. I worried about him CONSTANTLY. As a single mom I couldn't give him much so everything he has came from his own diligence, discipline, and work ethic. He has since moved on to bigger things but he references that experience still. I'm so proud of him.

[@michaels_madness]

That, "welcome to Memphis" line took me out 😅😅😅

[@tds7078]

I'm an Uber Eats driver and it's hilarious how sketchy it gets sometimes. I've had a cop driver up to me after I made a delivery and be like "Yeah, you can't (shouldn't) come back to this hood anymore, stay away."

[@steviechampagne]

i always make sure to stay out of the…. “doctor/lawyer/engineer” neighborhoods😅😅

[@yakivpopavich]

Wise idea, these people will rob you at gunpoint and not even care or understand it's not a cash business and it's all done through an app.

[@wayfaringstranger8430]

Bro, semi-related I was canvassing and got chased by a tweaker with a machete and when the cops showed up (much too late) they were like "Yeah, don't be doing that shit over here." and immediately pulled off.

[@tds7078]

@@wayfaringstranger8430 Cops are unhelpful for certain instance unfortunately. Really sorry that happened to you, hopefully you didn’t get hurt.

[@Userhasbeenbanned0]

@@yakivpopavichthey’re after the car not the cash

[@obi-wankenobi4301]

Doordashers are the Helldivers of our universe

[@nickolaiproblem]

If anything the casualty rates for doordasher are higher than the helldivers

[@LooneyBuffooney]

As a previous Dasher, I thought I was untouchable. Until taxes molested me.

[@TheTAEclub]

I don't get the whole untouchables thing I thought they aren't looking at them out of pitty

[@BoredInTheComments]

​@TheTAEclub it's definitely not out of pity lol.

[@TheTAEclub]

@@BoredInTheComments so why do they avoid looking at them lmao they can't stand looking at a braver person or what I don't follow my guy haha Are doordashers doing the lords work and must not be disturbed like what Some of their jokes fell flat so I'm not sure if they are being sarcastic with em

[@TheTAEclub]

@@BoredInTheComments or is it the type of person who dashes Is to be stayed away from because no sane person can deal with what a dasher deals with in LA?

[@BoredInTheComments]

@TheTAEclub I'm not talking about the doordashers that was just a joke. I was talking about the caste system in India, which they were basing the joke off of.

[@billyrhymer9073]

As a doordash i am in fact in pain

[@TarikJasim]

heads up king, you're doing what you gotta do to make a living. If you can do that, any job going forward is an upgrade. Plus, despite the pain and the fatigue it makes you more resilient.

[@CertifiedSwerver]

People will judge you for being a CEO or a janitor. Billionaires get judged just as the homeless do. Fuck it and fuck people as long as your doing something in this world and putting some money in your own pocket your ballin

[@tommyrice8481]

^this is why I have faith in the boys, we got each others back

[@MomsRavioli]

@@CertifiedSwerver People have a problem with billionaires because they develop god complexes and try to ruin our lives. Janitors and other "icky" jobs only get judged for being a job for the "poors", thus immediately being equated to being a waste of space. Would you say that some corporate suit that is draining money away from the pension fund is also ballin'?

[@L.A94]

@@CertifiedSwerverthank you darling

[@Gh0stdawg70]

Me delivering food tonight after my full time construction job 😢

[@GhastlyCretin]

Damn. I respect the grind 👍

[@Ayyyyyyyeeeeeee]

Find a homeless man to talk to

[@GhastlyCretin]

@@Ayyyyyyyeeeeeee Why?

[@TheTAEclub]

​@@GhastlyCretinbecause everybody else is a pussy staying at home waiting for the dasher to leave to pick up their order There isn't anybody out the in the real world expect the homeless and somebody needs to talk to them and check in because they might go berserk

[@GallowayJesse]

Waste of a perfectly good car

[@huntmine2343]

I feel like Theo would be a perfect writer for South Park

[@longbow8711]

Lol na

[@Rowsy91]

Idk that the styles mesh Love them both but Theo is a diff kind of funny than South Park

[@antonioreconquistador]

Hed be a good character, not sure about a writer but ig it beats some of the newer seasons

[@sizwesokopo281]

What a limited imagination

[@AnthonyHernandez-je1tx]

Writing sketch comedy would be great for him.

[@jonathanEricStaffordRealtor]

Lowest point of my life… tweaked my neck bringing alcohol into a handicapped person house who didn’t secure his dog that ran out under me … he actually reported me and I ended up losing my ability to deliver alcohol over it from total wine which was the most lucrative part of the job.. ya fuck that whole industry

[@hendrixj.8356]

Should have sued him

[@jonathanEricStaffordRealtor]

@@hendrixj.8356 should of but would of been he said she said as no witnesses .. plus the dude was like both legs bent crippled walking so don’t know how well that would of worked… my neck is still constantly sore though think I slipped a disk and this happened in my late 20’s so it’s not gunna be great getting older

[@FLiPtHeSWI7CH]

So what are you doing now

[@ETube37]

Thats rough

[@theWayoftheHero]

I got my contract terminated at Waitr because a manager at a restaurant reported the wrong driver for misconduct or whatever it was. I called so many people from Waitr explaining the situation. Called the manager from the restaurant and said he would talk to anybody to sort it out, and they just for some reason wouldn't actually call the guy directly. I'm a white man, and the person who was supposed to be reported was a black woman. I eventually got a hold of a regional manager for Waitr and told him the situation and literally told him to just call the manager directly to verify the wrong driver was reported. Still, none of this did anything and they still terminated my contract.

[@michaelgrayman7614]

I remember when I was doing DoorDash when the lockdowns started and everyone was scared. I was getting saluted and thanked like I was out there fighting the Taliban.

[@cameltoast]

😂😂😂

[@RegurgiNate84]

If Tim Dillon never discovered comedy, you know damn well he'd be a food delivery person.

[@spazmonkey3815]

Real Estate agent.

[@autumncortez6254]

Doordash was supposed to be a side-gig. But a lot of people took it on full-time, which is crazy to me.

[@alaskansummertime]

Starvation does that

[@jonathanpqsi]

@@JohnPaul-sh4tu best hours are at night so it is a fixed schedule in the end

[@uncleweez17]

I did that shit 10 to 12hrs a day for 4 months to survive it was an experience lol but fuck that shit now.

[@ezraa7777]

Been doing it for years rip me

[@bingflosby]

Has nothing to do with automation or ai

[@JamesMaynardMoreland]

As someone with a 4.7 star rating and just shy of 4k deliveries for doordash i can confirm ive seen some shit

[@Bigguy5154]

I bring a dog, this country is evil man.

[@amg863]

Can you share

[@ianm8218]

Good thing we mostly just leave the order at the door nowadays since the pandemic

[@JamesMaynardMoreland]

@@ianm8218 you go to the door I just launch that shit out the window like the paper boy

[@Throughthelurkingglass]

I was a 4.9 with close to 15k deliveries, started in 2020, hitting 25-30 an hour easy, come late 2023, early 2024 it was down to 15 an hour if I was lucky, had to get a real job again after more than 3 years.

[@gibbyribbons]

Door dashing in Portland Oregon during Covid was like playing temple run, trying to evade homeless mfs before getting into buildings

[@ThaGoy]

As a delivery driver he is correct we live like animals and get paid like them

[@callofdoody21]

get a better job then tf 😂

[@ThaGoy]

@@callofdoody21 you mean get a job 🤣 Im way too unstable for a 9-5 rn I had a good job and ate fast food and smoked weed every day tryna change my ways

[@callofdoody21]

@@ThaGoy best of luck to you mane its been rough these days fr ✊🏻

[@ThaGoy]

@@callofdoody21 appreciate it

[@hardunkichud98]

​@@callofdoody21 I fukn wish it was that easy, man. I'm beginning to think I'll just be working shitty gigs until I die lol

[@l.a7710]

I grew up wealthy and have 2 degrees, I was married and I lost everything when I divorced and became a middle aged single mom. I became an Uber driver , I am grateful for that gig. Don't turn your nose on no one. You never know what someone is going through. The worst people where the rich people, the nicest people lived in sketchy neighborhoods. Bless everyone who is trying to make it in this world

[@sparksdrinker5650]

If you really had 2 degrees you wouldn't have phrased it "turn your nose on no one"

[@RAPEDBYBLACKS]

She probably has two associate degrees 😂 Food delivery people are trash

[@CHANNELS647]

Well educated people can misquote, misphrase, make typos and grammatical errors just like everyone else.

[@MA-zg2pz]

@@sparksdrinker5650 🧐Ppl with degrees are incapable of typos?

[@sparksdrinker5650]

@@MA-zg2pz it wasn’t a typo, that’s how he meant to phrase it

[@Caleb1874ya]

I mean it’s a great job to do if you like smoking weed and riding around all day singing along to your own playlist and not having to deal with people as usually you just leave it and peace out. I did Uber eats delivery during Covid in New Orleans… it paid well then.

[@Caleb1874ya]

Oh but also during Covid I was for a while like ONLY person allowed to be out on streets with a Untouchable pass basically lol… so yeah

[@LibertyGunsBeerTrump]

This is true but it also gets old fast. Also adds a ton of miles on your car. I lasted 2 months before i gave up.

[@austinparsons3326]

Some problems I could see being if your car needs fixed, or end up in a wreck if you only have 1 car what do you do then

[@_qt3145]

delivering pizza is the exact same thing but triple the money 😇

[@Userhasbeenbanned0]

@@Caleb1874yawhat state? In my state we actually have freedom so nothing really changed

[@the_DarkSoul]

I feel like theo and tim are perpetually trying to throw each other off with the most sarcastic statements, and it doesnt stop, one after the other 😂

[@alec9527]

Tim is the gold standard for how to act as a rich, better-than elite...Segura could learn a thing or two.

[@user--710]

We're all just poor pedestrians compared to the royalty of the 1000

[@dewey-cox]

@@user--710 Tim is really funny though...

[@BradFisher-t1r]

Tim has definitely ate a door dasher

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

Eaten

[@chiraqtookapack7189]

This shit has me dying. I do deliveries because it’s better for the soul than working at Walmart and pays the same, if not better.

[@Freer-fd7dd]

Totally agree. Feels so much better being out of a building, at least driving, and being out in social places.

[@aristideregnier4883]

way more wear and tear on your car though

[@chiraqtookapack7189]

@@aristideregnier4883 I eventually bought a beater that’s good on gas. Paid for itself quickly enough.

[@twoskies3226]

We all know how much Tim depends on doordashers. It's not surprising he's resentful

[@kacksonjeel442]

He’s using DoorDash 3x a day at least lol

[@nikitaw1982]

Bet he gives a fake name.

[@XxparrotBobxX]

“Risking their life with ramen on their back” is both the insanely funny and dreadfully not 😂😂😂😮😮😮

[@alhorr5102]

"risking thier life so an NYU student can eat that Ramen..piping hot" had me 😂

[@philkim8297]

I'm an asian guy that used to be that delivery guy on a bike. Delivering ramen or any kind of soup was tricky. Thank you for recognizing our pain 😂

[@johndoe9672]

Tim is definitely one of those people who doesn’t tip well thus gets his food stolen

[@Geopwn]

This Conversation is really the perfect representation of "letting the intrusive thoughts win."

[@jadelaurich2049]

last time i did doordash at night there was a shootout two houses down while i was out of the car dropping the food off and i didn’t even flinch like if it gets me it gets me 😭

[@TheFreshAirChannel]

I do all these driving jobs LOL, its less than minimum wage at the end of the day, I make my own schedule while trying to figure out my life.

[@gmarie3053]

Good temporarily until I realised you lose money on car depreciation

[@kacksonjeel442]

Depends on the car. I was using a hand me down old Honda Accord with every intention of driving it until it died so depreciation wasn’t a factor

[@kacksonjeel442]

Any newer car you definitely would lose money lol

[@TheFreshAirChannel]

@@kacksonjeel442 Where I live I also drive Uber people and for that the car has to be 9 years old or newer, still prefer food almost the same money but no creepy people in my car

[@kacksonjeel442]

@@TheFreshAirChannel yeah good point I forgot Uber has to have a more recent car registered

[@onemanswrld405]

I'm a DoorDasher, I have had to crawl through bomb shelters carrying nunchucks and a pizza, being chased by wolves and vampires. Tough gig

[@DivineDivinium]

I love these random conversations

[@vjc25]

I’m just gonna say as a former DoorDash driver- yes. We are in a lot of pain 😂 That was the worst time of my life

[@coyotethankless8155]

Yes fax 😂

[@The1Mustache3]

2:55 Theo knowing where the joke is going and fighting back laughter is the best. Untouchables = doordasher.

[@anduril7401]

I used to be an Uber eats driver and the amount of stolen orders was infuriating cause the previous driver would cancel the order but keep the food so the order would be sent out and it would always be a great tip too and I’d show up to the restaurant and they’d tell me sorry another driver just picked it up. Why wouldn’t you just take that order, get the good tip and steal an order with no tip or a low tip? It was so infuriating

[@Flowmaster925]

hes got a point, there is no memorial for fallen Doordashers

[@willybingusthealien]

Damn! With the shade at doordashers. I refuse to ever look at somebody else like that. Stay humble my brothers and sisters!

[@chrisrichfield8906]

There are times when im dashing and i see a homeless person and i think "i could save this man with a cellphone and a 500$ beater car". I might have ended up homeless myself without doordash.

[@Angel-Otk]

Don’t they require you to have a nice car?😭

[@chrisrichfield8906]

@@Angel-Otk only if you deliver people. They don't care what you drive to deliver food.

[@Angel-Otk]

@@chrisrichfield8906 now that’s actually good to know, thanks!🤣😮‍💨

[@OnwardOverland]

Incorrect they require a certain age car but don't look at mileage and shiz

[@seanyk3]

Im gonna have to say, Instacart shoppers definitely bother me more than door dashers 🤣

[@______4790]

I don’t think you realize how shitty instacart pay is.

[@seanyk3]

@@______4790 I can believe it

[@xanamayslavarussia4426]

Salute to those crazy enough to do so.. I had a dasher named Robert Delivery me some Condoms, and Donuts/PayDay bar at 2 am, in -30 degree weather.. Ya know, the jobs not for me, but god bless their souls. 🖖

[@kellyryanobrien1]

I feel so sad looking at ppl stuck behind desks so tomato tomato

[@PMurray2694]

It's not even the work you're doing, it's how little you're making while doing it

[@Ayo22210]

I’m a Grub Hub’r and did door dash through the pandemic. The real problem is peoples dogs, ordinary people are extremely weak, it’s their dogs you have to watch out for.

[@laughterishealing]

That’s why I stay strapped while doordashing

[@goodolarchie]

Before you go canceling Tim, know that his patronage is providing hundreds of doordashers jobs today.

[@timothymcgowan6492]

I door-dashed in Baltimore for two years and ended up in some sketchy ass places man

[@chan_martin]

As a former DoorDasher you really see the full spectrum of humanity.

[@Lunar_OG]

When I drove for DoorDash I always conceal-carried.

[@josephvanwyk2088]

I've never seen Tim Dillon laugh this much on a podcast. This episode was pure gold when it came out.

[@kacksonjeel442]

Worked as a DoorDasher while I was interviewing for my first finance job. Would average 25/hour in wealthy county picking up chipotle from the rack and dropping it off a mile down the road. Was actually awesome and I miss it kind of lol

[@dee-taylor]

I do grubhub in a wealthy area. I average about $20/hr after gas cost. It's not great but I work when I want and have no boss. It's fine for now.

[@louskunt1066]

What finance job

[@odinsavenger4965]

Doordash is a horrible gig in 2024. The company does everything it can to screw over the customer as well as the Dashers.

[@firstlast-pq1tx]

I was considering working there what are they doing to the workers?

[@reaganwitten2272]

This was a master class in riffing. Take notes boys.

[@scotthanford9619]

Mad respect. These two are so funny - just improvising and riffing on Door Dash…. This could be a standup bit.

[@mickmartin4681]

The American business community does seem to want to create a caste system with no Unions and slave wages

[@serggla924]

Yeah they kinda did already

[@franciscoreyes7370]

Immigrants keep showing up willing to work for less.

[@revtheory]

I love how Tim cracks up Theo, it's so authentically hilarious.

[@Spacecowboy710]

That could be a large part of our employee shortage where people found a easier job delivering burritos and dropping people off at the nightclub

[@chrisrichfield8906]

I think it is. There is a bit of a rivalry between restaurant staff and doordashers. The restaurant staff don't like us dashers, because we get the customers tip instead of them. Also when they quit, they often become dashers, because its a good safety net between other jobs, and sometimes its fun so you just keep doing it. They see that we aren't as miserable as them and I think it makes them jealous.

[@tankvibe]

Got my masters right before covid. Lost my job during covid, then kept getting covid from delivering food. I've got a STEM degree. With student loans, the only thing that makes enough money to keep from being homeless is a job with no limitations like delivering food. I get chased by homeless, had people try to car jack me, and every month is a struggle. I want a legit job, but I gave up after three years of applying and not being able to afford a portfolio website anymore.

[@Shadowfynx]

Great job on the Masters, thats awesome.

[@tankvibe]

@@Shadowfynx I appreciate you. It was tough and I question if it was worth it career-wise, but I learned valuable skills.

[@deejay1216]

You may need to move to another state. There are jobs that will pay for your re-location fees! I suggest checking out Indeed and not typing in your city and state. Just type in your profession and an entire list of available positions will pop-up all over the nation.

[@tankvibe]

@@deejay1216 I've applied to more than 4k jobs in three years. There are no junior positions in my field due to AI and hiring freezes that have been going on for the duration. My field is oversaturated due to layoffs. Tech RnD

[@pizzaturtle6226]

Find a nearby college town bro. Rat race cities are so saturated and unsafe. you got this

[@trevercollins6910]

"there goes my hero, watch him as he goes" that was so damn funny

[@kenna2092]

im a food service worker, i look away when i see doordashers too

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"One of the last thought you have is 'man this song is great'"

[@tmic4043]

Tim is generational. Just a Special unique comedian that we need desperately 😂😂

[@jacobcarson2559]

Tim's untouchable quote reminds me of times I'd go to deliver, see the person in the door, and they just point to the ground in front of the door. Like ok, I guess you'd rather have your food sitting on the ground instead of just interacting with me? (Post covid)

[@imageword5576]

I feel shame when I order doordash so I don't want anyone knowing me

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

There is no post CoVid. There is still CoVid. Everyone in my family just had it last month. This is valid and safer for all.

[@vincent21212]

some people are living with crippling anxiety, and honestly only making it worse for themselves by engaging in further anti-social behavior. You need to surrender to the fact that you need other people in this world to survive - no one can live on their own and survive for long. They want the services and goods provided by others but can't fathom gratitude for others enough to interact with the people who help keep them alive.

[@JustMeetLK]

Yes

[@hebertoacosta3227]

Used to be a dasher, life was thought, still thought but stopped doing it. Rain, wind, hot, dangerous areas, traffic, car towed, parking tickets. Exhausting

[@ghoulbby]

Interesting fact: Per capita delivery drivers is a more lethal job than being a cop. 🤣 I know that sounds untrue but not only is it true, Delivery drivers are almost TWICE as likely to die on the job.

[@mcnell311]

Yes, i believe it has to do with constantly driving to places you arent necessarily familar with, and being distracted constantly with messages and notices on phone while driving. Then you add in the element of encountering 10-12 people per day in their homes.

[@chrisrichfield8906]

Also they pay us per delivery, not by the hour, so to make more money per hour, you have to do more deliveries, which requires driving faster and less safe.

[@handfloboxingreview1673]

Theo's been listening to Foo Fighters and Creed lately.

[@Don92595]

Damn they had a DoorDash delivery scene playing in my mind. There goes my hero… watch him as he goes…

[@narutofan4545]

Tim dillion calling anyone untouchable is genuineky hilarious

[@GoReacts]

Underrated how silly this video is, wow hilarious

[@shanedougf]

Tim Dillon and Theo Von is the combination I knew I needed

[@robertherbst9487]

Watching Theo laugh uncontrollably while someone else makes an off the wall joke while keeping a straight face is actually... i dunno i'm high af i didn't think i'd get this far

[@hopoff9968]

Nah man when he said "When I see them in the wild, I look away" Like a rich kid when he sees the help his father let go😂😂🤣

[@arrozconeverything]

Did Uber Eats, and Instacart. Can say that 87% of what they're saying is legit.

[@daphnedeleon2222]

DoorDash keeps fucking Tim Dillon’s order up

[@joshualemelle8626]

Watching this while doing door dash 🤣🤣🤣

[@tylerplz]

I door dash in Saint Louis late at night through early morning and i’ve seen & heard so many things 😭

[@anXiaryMusic]

3:05 Theo dropping the next best sincere worried name drop since Tom Segura‘s „Bobby…“

[@aleksandry.7213]

I live in Cleveland and everytime I tried doordashing it just takes me into East Cleveland the worst part of town so I just don’t do it anymore

[@m00ns]

In the beginning when doordash came out, you weren't able to get accepted in "6 minutes". I think when I applied when it first came out it was a couple weeks. So of course it's probably different, but it's crazy how much their standards has changed.

[@chrisrichfield8906]

Took me about 6 minutes back in 2020, but my step brother has been trying for over a year now and they still won't accept him.

[@m00ns]

@@chrisrichfield8906 ig it all depends cuz my friend had the same experience.. they didn't except us right away

[@santiagom1246]

Tim looks like he ate a doordasher

[@JLG629]

There is no one better able to capture the absurdity of the modern world than Tim.

[@jusferstuff4597]

As a delivery guy in manhattan I do feel that way at times. It’s so wierd. Not everyone is like that, frankly a small minority of people. But there are deff people who want you to come to their door, yet treat you like a danger or disease.

[@kkona3868]

Damn Tim looks like he’s been doordashing 5 meals a day

[@markws5952]

they are the true first respopnders

[@jonathanpqsi]

i do it enough now just to keep my scolarship with uber , people who do it or try to do it full time are true heros

[@loveandgamingxx1744]

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