Tim Dillon | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@taylorruss5904]

The top 2 high school womens basketball coaches in Louisiana

[@BaconNMegs]

Ahahaha fuck 😂😂 theos hair is definitely a female PE coach cut for sure

[@wonderbread2362]

Bruh😂

[@keetonpark]

Lol oh shit bro

[@bluev7427]

Bwahaha yes

[@josedellasala8626]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@gnarbage5743]

“I was a child actor. I started doing coke at 12. My mother’s a schizophrenic. I was a closeted homosexual. I’m politically all over the map, though I lean conservative. I was in the mortgage industry. I idolize hucksters, thieves, cons, and cheats. My dream is to be a traveling salesman through America. And if comedy works, that’s nice too.” - Tim Dillon #TimDillon4Prez

[@mccarjcb]

Jax J I’m a conservative but I supported yang. Your point?

[@MrGOTAMA420]

hes fucking awesome

[@joshistyping]

@Jaxy Jay Most of what Americans consider liberal and conservative is so specifically tied in whatever funhouse mirror cultural bubble we decided to parse politics through that 90% of us might as well say "I'm a Wiccan, but I won't vote Democrat unless Marianne Wilson is the nominee."

[@joshistyping]

Zach Barker Of course there’s such a thing as “liberal” and “conservative”, but my point is that we exist on a political island that has its own set of bullshit cultural markers defining what is or isn’t one or the other, and at best, the rest of the world slowly assimilates to us because our presence eats up so much of the oxygen in the room.

[@robertglenn7767]

Josh Blume it won’t let me tag you, but that’s the most apt description of American politics I’ve heard in awhile. The whole idea of what “liberal” or “conservative” is so tied to our upbringing and country of origin.

[@BeRoyal37]

Tim looks like he owns a struggling above-ground pool company

[@lamolambda8349]

What do I have to do today to get you into an above-ground pool.

[@caseyfryback8271]

lamo lambda lmao

[@MrLockie7]

Beautiful comment 10/10

[@jeffstewart4162]

10

[@crediblecommenterr]

Long Island

[@stoptrackingourdata8158]

Theo and Tim need a podcast together. They play off each other so well.

[@TheCollapse410]

"where do her parents live", lmfao. At 22 mins in case u don't remember but that's a KEY point of them playing off each other. These two and Theo with Shane gilis is fucking funny.

[@johncampo9111]

Upvote if Tim Dillon should be added to the Podcastville mural

[@EclecticWizard6]

Absolutely

[@MeatCatCheesyBlaster]

He’s already on the Chris Farley painting

[@sergiobarajas9092]

Boy came in late, but is murdeeeeerrrriiiiiingggggg everyone out here on these podcast villes!

[@JimmyTurner]

Yes or yes?

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

Absolutely. They could make a great animated cartoon about Tim selling above ground pools,mortgages,copiers, cars,time shares and every other crappy sales job. It practically writes itself yes?

[@apatterson619]

Love how athletic and soft spoken Tim is!

[@MrMartena56]

If I needed a comedian to come off the bench and be my quarterback, I’d trust Tim Dillon to stand tall in the pocket and deliver that laser into the end zone

[@caseyfryback8271]

@@MrMartena56 lmao good structure right there

[@CaptPicard81]

Michael Phelps physique with the deferential demeanor of a geisha. Wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

[@levihayes5775]

MrMartena56 fire analogy

[@jeffpierce71]

Claudio?

[@chrisslavin9496]

“Everything Chelsea Handler did was cheap race jokes and now she’s walking around like she’s Malcolm X.” - Tim Dillon

[@blindthrall]

@Chili Styles She is the hole.

[@jonsalt3241]

When is Chelsea coming out of the closet...

[@alanparris8823]

@@blindthrall ารร!ฝภ

[@PozzaPizz]

@JGfrm BrooKLynnn might as well release the book

[@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371]

Timestamp

[@josephstankovich3925]

1:11:11 Funny that Theo lifts arm and reveals a tag still on his hoodie - cuts to Tim who clearly notices it and decides not to comment.

[@Smason432]

This is a classic Theo von move lol 😂

[@mightjaazuz4348]

Did this mean hes going to return his sweater?

[@benjaminz2523]

So Theo

[@stellviahohenheim]

​@@mightjaazuz4348No it's a bit

[@CollaborativeDataAccounts]

@@mightjaazuz4348 After he puts a few stains on it.

[@jdrace12]

Tim Dillon is what you get when Alex Jones drinks the water that makes the frogs gay.

[@rhelferstay]

Hahahaha! I love Alex and Tim and this is one of the funniest comments ever!

[@mikkeloverballe103]

I fucking love that!

[@Mrkillerkane]

......damn

[@eastboundeddie1413]

Lmfao

[@danielz8925]

Holy shit

[@caseyward7707]

I feel like Theo hanging with Tim is the most honest version of both of them. They should have a podcast! Love this!

[@dc8959]

Beautiful idea!

[@double_d_8885]

Best idea EVER! In all of humankind, you deserve a Nobel prize or something that awards greatness!

[@mith2946]

It will be gold, leave King and Sting

[@jhart1127]

@@jORDYTHEMAN1 I hear you but if we're continued to be entertained and they're creating revenue in the process... let's butter these parsnips! I'm excited.

[@nickminello4688]

Tim’s greatest contribution to the world will be that he gave comedians and public people license to speak the truth again. People are so fucking bored of the polished bullshit which is part of why he’s exploding in popularity. You love to see it.

[@severalwhitespaces]

I wish there was a way to buy stock in Tim Dillon. Dude is going places.

[@caseyfryback8271]

Buy some jewels 👍🏽

[@delta-9969]

@@caseyfryback8271 Or some subprime mortgages

[@ahmedj1254]

Delta-9 underrated comment

[@Peter.Sky.Walker]

Tim Dillon looks like he wishes there was a way he could buy Preferred Stock Cologne.

[@OpiumMonkey]

Its called his patreon

[@salvagemonster3612]

You know why Theo is so great? Because all of us that grew up in small towns and rural America knew him. This is the guy that no one hated. He never tried to be anyone but himself. He was that kooky dumb kid that got by with his quick humor. He was the one that when you come home to visit you hope you see at the bar and hang out with and catch up with for hours. Theo don’t change. Don’t try to be broad like Joe or fake deep like Brian. Be yourself.

[@ogfridgeman5546]

Who's brian

[@tylersmith3663]

@Judging Luigi where was he hating on Rogan? He just said not to be broad like him, like keep the scope of his podcast more narrow

[@Pop013]

@@tylersmith3663 broad as a hooker?

[@BoLBibleStudy]

@@ogfridgeman5546 from family guy

[@Sniperboy5551]

@Tyler Smith I enjoy Rogan’s podcast, but I don’t find him very funny in his stand-up.

[@jackfahy2283]

Tim: “My mother is schizophrenic so I imagine her brain as my twitter feed” Theo: “thats beautiful”

[@8teknik]

Perfect. Hes right though.

[@mk_-8794]

I actually understood exactly what he meant. I also agree it is beautiful in a way.

[@danaelona4081]

@@mk_-8794 explainnn

[@mk_-8794]

@@danaelona4081 it’s like artwork. There is beauty in our struggle. Subjective beauty. The things that make us despair. The topics that society tends to label too sad or painful to discuss. We can find love and beauty in those very same things.

[@mrborat2493]

@@mk_-8794 Didn't he mean something more like her thoughts are as crazy as his Twitter feed or something like that? I don't understand the beauty of comparing his twitter feed with his mother's mind.

[@sabrinarobles8083]

Tim-“My mother is schizophrenic so my Twitter is what I imagine her brain is like”. Theo-“Thats beautiful”

[@bigcityclipz7033]

real hidden gem on this pod

[@aprilrawls5162]

😂

[@ericasmith2397]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Chillibe]

If you press SHIFT + ENTER, you'll jump to the next line instead of having to spam space.

[@ELNACHO78]

Theo looks like a guy that is always packing a slingshot.

[@headfullofacid8088]

Wrist Rocket baby!!!

[@patrickbird7625]

Louisiana Link

[@WeirdEdz]

You know he got that hiiiittterr

[@lenswicked9992]

😂😂😂😂

[@puddspudds5102]

And drives a truck

[@theevolvingman1718]

Man the very beginning of this conversation really touched me. When Theo told Tim he loved him, it was so genuine and sincere. And Tim seemed to really appreciate and be humbled by it. A very cool moment. Respect.

[@ThanhNguyen-br1rh]

It is beautiful!! I rewatch it couple dozens times already. I hope every introverts in the world would eventually have someone to recreate this moment if they hadn’t before

[@mhxxd4]

@@ThanhNguyen-br1rh what?

[@JohnHausser]

Dillon looks like a human version of a South Park character

[@MintyFresh799]

There it is indeed. It's been bugging me for a while but he looks like grown up Cartman from the Future Self n' Me episode.

[@jzen1455]

Even talks like one.

[@kevinc8613]

like a real ass grown up Cartman! 100%

[@kevinc8613]

@@MintyFresh799 nailed it!

[@haydensantos6474]

@@kevinc8613 I have been thinking this for awhile

[@PIXYBoy79]

Theo totally serious: "We talk a lot about drug induced homosexuality on this podcast" - probably the best quote ever

[@cbarrientos512]

669

[@UndercoverNormie]

It is real. Stay away from benzos and barbiturates kids.

[@mattvarvorski]

@@UndercoverNormie amphetamines/coke and booze would probably be more accurate. You’re not gonna remember if you’re on barbiturates.

[@TheCollapse410]

​@@cbarrientos512damn things fine?

[@TheCollapse410]

​@@UndercoverNormieI went to prison for something I did on heroin and Xanax and I don't remember stealing that car OR burning it at all. Like literally NO memory of it. It sounds like something I would have done but maybe with more care without the Xanax lol.

[@justintheodorou]

I’m glad that Tim Dillon’s career is big enough now that he doesn’t need to share an episode w/Logan Paul

[@lukejax1407]

Hahah oh yeah. I thought I saw Tim on Theo's pod before

[@bigfoot7688]

That was actually a good episode.

[@MartinZeldaTP]

I haven't yet been able to bring myself to watch that one lol, although Tim is pretty funny and I want to see him.

[@danialanis1141]

That was a great episode, i even enjoyed tim dillon going on logans pod.

[@adamzez]

not a fan of paul, i dont follow him at all and never seen one of his videos. but he was enjoyable on that podcast. he didnt resist the humor that theo and dillion had and let them do their thing and knew he wasnt as funny as them.

[@KingJohnTX]

Tim's reaction to Theo asking if he believes Epstein was a pedophile makes me laugh every time.

[@TheCollapse410]

lol did u notice Theo said there was a group of ppl in his town in wam whites against Mexicans and then a few minutes later said, WE drew it on our binders so this is real now lmao! So he accidentally admitted he was in wam. Lol. To funny.

[@michaelfoley1966]

Years later I still go back and watch that moment/following rant 😅😂

[@SilverLumberjack]

Tim Dillon is such a good dude. Really enjoy listening to him with you Theo.

[@GKA11111]

Wait till the sex scandal breaks....

[@FullBodyShampoo]

Prison Rapes and Childhood Obesity

[@joshuaduenas4969]

Tim is cool. Overall, just because he speaks with authority in his voice doesn’t mean his ideas about Trump are actually sound. We’ve all got flaws. TRUMP2020

[@joshuaduenas4969]

MAGA

[@GKA11111]

@@joshuaduenas4969 nice book sissy. Get to bed

[@puzzledobserver7644]

Theo does his ads like he’s reading a hostage letter.

[@-Siculus-Hort-]

welp...

[@matthewmullin8168]

At $249 a month, they're probably holding his bank account hostage

[@jamesdewane1642]

I couldn't think of a good way to torch him on this, so thanks.

[@AjGalloway95]

Rogan is the worst it sounds like he’s trying to be the draft kings guy while holding in a fart

[@joshobrien9790]

🤣

[@justinAroy]

Tim is like the larger, less gay version of Chris distefano.

[@monkeystatus]

10/10 !

[@conhod10]

Holy shit lmao

[@Audiofatuation]

This is perfection.

[@johnnie543]

It is what it is bubbas

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

We need the "notorious Tim Dillion episode" of History Hyenas to be released!!! Must be horrible if Tim, Chris, Yanni won't let anyone see it. Supposedly, Tim was off and some of episode was filmed in car too

[@Spongebathe830]

Tim Dillon's statement about statues makes sense. It's not about the person being right or wrong but rather if the person did something significant. Poignant.

[@levihayes5775]

47:17 “Food is the only luxury for people that don’t have a lot of money.” Wow that is so true. Honestly never thought of it that way.

[@nathanfink6203]

Tim Dillon is great especially his patreon

[@Skankhunter420]

That's how food ends up as currency in jail and prison lol

[@Tim_mtz_]

Theo and Tim look like two title 9 P.E. teachers

[@gabbybendel]

😂😂😂

[@AngryTusken]

Damn, roasted 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@bbdsmith88]

This is hilarious

[@bsiegel001]

Yes! And everyday is Dodge Ball!

[@apcocozza]

Mine was Coach Lou lol

[@pgvision2116]

Tim Dillon’s success ran Joe Rogan out of California

[@Bobojanglesbo]

He’s the most popular podcaster/epidemiologist/sociologist in LA

[@skeletor7708]

How so??

[@Bobojanglesbo]

Skeletor it’s a joke dude, he had mentioned the success of his podcast is pushing joe to move to TX.

[@pgvision2116]

Bobojanglesbo thank u

[@Bobojanglesbo]

PG Vision indeed!

[@wymanrtaylor]

“There’s not too many things in the world that make you happy.” “Yeah. Guns... mysteries... what else?” Theo is just the best

[@kreevisful]

Who said guns?

[@bengifford3575]

Glad you caught that, think he threw in “finding something” after he asks, “what else?”- guys always on point.

[@Tom361E]

So good to see Tommy Boy and Joe Dirt back together

[@willkennedy8317]

Yes 👍 👍 👍

[@booqrdoit9138]

Needs more likes

[@Tom361E]

@@booqrdoit9138 agreed lol

[@terryeaster1]

Lololololpp

[@liamleonard9120]

@@Tom361E lmao u know that shit was good 😂😂

[@Hoof1010]

The 2 funniest comedians who still dont get enough credit

[@yvdavg6329]

Absolutely, Brian callen sucks

[@hunterthompson6295]

Dont forget Mark Normand

[@SauravKumar-st5rs]

Because they missed few payments😂

[@schmidty_fps8162]

facts

[@yodythewoadie]

The 2 funniest comedians.

[@Vmh1717]

Anything Tim Dillon is gold. Funniest guy there is right now.

[@JHer-wd3js]

Funniest gay

[@Peter.Sky.Walker]

Tim Dillon isn't really funny. Rick Glassman is funny.

[@JHer-wd3js]

@@Peter.Sky.Walker Rick Glassman isn't really funny. Eating noodles out of a homeless mans beard is funny. Wait what?

[@MrGOTAMA420]

hes good with theo here

[@kingheart9555]

Him and Danny Mullen. Also Brandon bucking ham is on the come up.

[@luisgalle9474]

Honestly my 20th time listening to this episode, truly timeless lol

[@King-O-Hell]

I forgot how magical it was. lol

[@WinterBellz]

Yeah yeah yeah

[@PlightOfAMan]

These two need to play camp counselors in a movie

[@t77break]

Bruh insane idea i’d watch the fuck outta that

[@redgatorgamingnetwork]

hahahahah thats perfect hahaha

[@boomerbob5115]

Too bad they don’t make movies that are actually funny anymore

[@blastfromthepast7119]

A couple of the kids go missing due to a local "bohemian grove" type club.

[@Seancloudsss]

Omg! YeSss!

[@razzer98987]

Its a real knife fight in here!

[@hobobluesclown7337]

Theo makes Tim laugh more than anyone else I’ve ever seen him with. This is great! 😂

[@tomharcourt2553]

Nick Mullen probably more

[@grayson0916]

Tom Harcourt was about to comment the same thing. Nicks riffs and rants are legendary

[@funonvancouverisland]

Theo just genuinely laughing over and over . It's rare I love it 😂

[@SM-zr4nc]

15 years ago the internet was an escape from the real world. Now the real world is an escape from the internet.

[@clintonleonard5187]

Not that strange, really. Things happen in cycles.

[@oak8891]

Bruh

[@casamir1]

I'm stealing this man, find it quite profound.

[@SM-zr4nc]

@@casamir1 Hi Alexander, yea please do! The quote was written by, Noah Smith, Bloomberg Opinion Writer and got 200k likes on Twitter in Aug 2017. (My pov is that we bring our human nature to technology and that includes the good, bad and ugly elements) so take it all with some detachment.. Have a great day!

[@lowkeyAJ24]

@@SM-zr4nc awesome of you to name who said the quote. Gang gang

[@spr30]

“Swan isn’t for everyone. It’s a majestic creature”.

[@andrewstlouis1656]

48:44 most genuine laugh from Tim ive ever heard

[@birdmanblues34]

I had to watch it like 4 times to confirm it was actually him laughing and not someone else in the studio.

[@ryancarmello_music]

@@birdmanblues34 I hate to say it, but that’s Theo’s producer Nick laughing lol he has a very distinguishable laugh. Just happened to be right on time with Tim’s silent laugh

[@dpcsoup04]

@@ryancarmello_musicno they both laughed out loud you can clearly differentiate them

[@TheArtofGuitar]

Tim almost didn’t break until Theo mentioned grilling a swan. 😂🤣

[@BornAHawkEye]

Frfr hahah I got off of my overnight shift and pulled into my little mobile home box I call in the country with him saying that and busted out laughing

[@metalkicker23]

Love you bro any tips for me? Been playing for 9 months still absalutey horrible and sloppy

[@DevPatel-if2jj]

hello mr guitar man

[@salvagemonster3612]

@@BornAHawkEye then you got the swan out of the grill of your IROC and threw it in the frying pan. Hahaaa

[@BornAHawkEye]

@@salvagemonster3612 I don't know I've eaten frogs I've never eaten a swan

[@wooshangjr]

Tim Dillon is the voice of the politically nuanced. Never did I think a gay Irish guy from Long Island would speak to me.

[@adambaldwin258]

Them's the only dudes I listen to. Onward.

[@StickyBandit22]

He's really gay? Would not of guessed

[@adambaldwin258]

@@StickyBandit22 everyone is a little gay

[@cam1834]

@@StickyBandit22 cause hes not flamboyantly gay? Goes to show why you shouldn't have preconceived notions about people

[@clintonleonard5187]

He's gay? No way.

[@watevapoo]

Tim: There’s just not that many things in the world that make you happy. Theo: Yeah guns... Mysteries... Finding something.

[@zakkyp8849]

He was describing red dead redemption2

[@mikeoo7712]

He forgot to put “throwing my friends under buses “ on the list

[@MaxZUber]

@@mikeoo7712 what are you referring to?

[@justinbires6283]

@@MaxZUber chris delia i think

[@MaxZUber]

@@justinbires6283 I know he mentioned it one EP but I don't remember him throwing Chris under the bus or anything

[@Mr.GuyRebat]

Theo and Tim there’s nothing better these guys have me giggling the entire episode

[@Celestethebestinthewest]

Tim Dillon, "They go woke, you go wider woke. " Theo Von, "You go insomnia." Legend.

[@opppopp2322]

theo actually threw those both out there...quick 1-2 dillon really liked wider woke

[@floydzeppland]

I think its Wide awoke he said.

[@opppopp2322]

@@floydzeppland maybe still great shit

[@andy_182]

I don’t get it

[@opppopp2322]

@@floydzeppland dont ...just dont... let him suffer

[@hrglass8395]

Not only is this guy ridiculously funny, hes also really smart.

[@businessbuilder92]

Who?

[@headfullofacid8088]

Tim Dillon is a National Treasure

[@johnnycomelately9400]

@@businessbuilder92 they must mean Brendan Schaub.

[@basednative271]

High intelligence is usually required for exceptional humour

[@janglingjack]

*fat.

[@nickyale4220]

Upvote for petition to have Theo and Tim going over current crime events and giving their opinions on it for 45 minutes a week

[@sh6914]

YES

[@joshliberio7353]

If there were an entire network channel created with that premise in mind, my tv would never turn off.

[@garrettjohnson907]

These two giving off some serious relationship vibes. Please make a podcast together. The closet and the queen podcast. Gang

[@Little_Italy768]

Fuckin hilarious name. Well done.

[@villeharju2207]

gang baby

[@stoptrackingourdata8158]

💯

[@dpcsoup04]

GANG

[@alexbrint3798]

"food is the only luxury for people who don't have a lot of money"

[@triton62674]

This is such a good line, describes the obesity epidemic among lower classes perfectly.

[@shannon3041]

triton62674 uuuuuuuu

[@jackwebb3757]

Crack is like 20 bucks a hit. We got options.

[@nachomansandyravage2346]

I felt that

[@blastfromthepast7119]

@@jackwebb3757 but food is better on drugs. Or when coming down off drugs.

[@todd.howard]

These are literally the guys tied for my #1 favorite comedian I’m so excited 🥺

[@milkcatdog394]

🥺

[@dallasonfire604]

Me too

[@dookiejohnson4268]

Same, I would pay per episode if they had a podcast together. Fuck Schaub

[@heywtfdotcom]

Same.

[@BlakeTimmonsArt]

That’s such a wide net comedically. Genetically not so much

[@RandomCentral707]

How can such an aggressive tone be so soothing, modern science still can’t explain it to this day

[@saraforney3940]

I fall asleep to him all the time

[@livewiiiiire]

@@saraforney3940 I do too!

[@bclinton4king]

We need a doctor to explain. Dr. Toboggan, Mantis Toboggan.

[@Arms2]

It’s cathartic I think

[@jonathansoko5368]

I love that theo and Tim get each other.... When theos on rogan half the time it goes over rogans head... Which isnt hard since rogans like 5 ft

[@oklahomasooner7686]

Perfect social climate right now to have Tim on the podcast

[@cecilyt006]

Theo lobs them up and Tim knocks them out of the park. Where some of the sharpest comedic minds falter, Dillon takes it and puts a bow on it. These guys need to hang out more often.

[@dustinlovell7710]

If Chris Farley and Colin Quinn had a baby, it would be Tim Dillon.

[@mrs.riche3939]

Spot on!😂

[@gordonburchell4337]

Wow yeah I see it

[@tjlasure4489]

+Todd Glass lol

[@justinianDT]

Stanhope and Quinn.

[@eliasdskill5008]

Yes facts

[@SincereSentinel]

I still owe Theo big time for having Tim on. From the day this episode dropped going forward, have watched Tim's pod and what a fun ride it's been* lol 😆.

[@J33-k3s]

I love Tim Dillon's podcast and when he's on other people's podcast. He's the funniest comic out right now.

[@rosephjosenbaum7130]

I think Dillon is pretending to be gay so that he won’t get cancelled.

[@edisonnification]

You wont be surprised if some men come out saying he fingered them in the ass a few times at the jewelery store.

[@gvictor]

sharp, prescient career move if true

[@clintonleonard5187]

I would believe it. He doesn't seem gay at all.

[@Stranger_In_The_Alps]

It’s been a conspiracy for a while

[@Jzzmus]

you guys don’t know very many gay people...

[@InsolentMusicalPeasant]

These two together is magical. My face hurts now from laughing. "It's hard to MeToo a guy with E.D." Fantastic. Be safe everybody. It's a knife fight out there.

[@Belenus3080]

Tim: there’s only a few things in life that really make you happy Theo: yeah guns, mysteries

[@Len124]

I dunno, the boat cinema thing might actually improve one's dating game. You know, because of the implication.

[@saraforney3940]

Will there be rum ham tho

[@Len124]

@@saraforney3940 I'm talking about improving dating game here. So yes. Who would want to drink their drink when they could eat it in the form of an entire booze-soaked ham? Rum ham.

[@watchthis121]

No rum ham. but there will be some hot carrot 🥕

[@giantturd5157]

Are these girls in danger?

[@Len124]

@@giantturd5157 Of course not! But they don't know that.

[@robotjox77]

I wish Theo had started a podcast with Tim instead of Brendan.

[@oleyullah]

they do have a really good chemistry tbh ... it's different than that of Theo and Brendan or Theo and Bobby ..very complimentary in a different way

[@rosephjosenbaum7130]

I wish Theo had stayed on Road Rules and not gotten into comedy or podcasting.

[@PerforatedPaperboy]

@@rosephjosenbaum7130 yea the challenge season 50

[@Jmansmash1]

Could be room, in lieu of comedy.

[@djkramit]

No.

[@bigworm5024]

Tim looks like he stepped straight off the golf cart after shooting a 126

[@mr.pigglywiggoly1866]

Lol! Hanging with John Daly abut to much..

[@Backoutification]

Lmaoooooo

[@aboy97215]

Hahaha underrated comment! Very apt description lol

[@adambaldwin258]

Theo looks like he just shot 26 opposums at the landfill

[@bigworm5024]

@@adambaldwin258 😆 lol

[@wheelson7895]

‘This guy got second place in the civil war’ fuck me 😂

[@Haveuseenmyjetpack]

Tim’s dressed like he’s about to help his neighbor move a couch.

[@saraforney3940]

& be a little racist to his neighbor’s Gardner.

[@Haveuseenmyjetpack]

@@saraforney3940 he looks like his shirt collar committed suicide immediately after learning the identity of it’s owner.

[@TheJokerx420]

Lmfao

[@petershury7135]

@@saraforney3940 lol spot on

[@Idontgothatway]

Lmaoooo

[@cannibrel]

Theo looks like the only hunting he does is throwing pebbles and sticks at pidgeons

[@ljensen7681]

He's got that wrist rocket hitter

[@travisyates5411]

He throws pigeons?

[@superfuriousroy1295]

Those pigeons be dodging everything too, straight up every pigeon is like neo in the matrix. They'll even taunt you by acting like they don't give a fuck and then dodge at the last second. Damn pigeons man

[@Relithraxas]

this thread barely got 50 likes combined in a pandemic where people are legally forced to stay inside and read youtube comments.

[@superfuriousroy1295]

@@Relithraxas okay we'll try to step it up for you my guy

[@nicehorn5250]

Wow a doctor on Theo's podcast his guests are so diverse

[@MartinZeldaTP]

And politician

[@gage1fromdaB]

Virologist

[@brandonjlynn2695]

He’s so progressive lately!

[@ericlorance2089]

Everyone knows how amazing of neurologist he is

[@3four4door59]

And i trust Tim over any of these Muppet "experts" WHO contradict themselves every other day of the month.

[@gabriellay6010]

Theo and Tim are brilliant together! Hilarious cast men! Once in a while I do a deep dive on comics I discover for the first time and watch multiple podcasts of theirs. Most recently, I’ve been on Tim Dillon. He’s absolutely hilarious! He should play Chris Farley in a movie about Chris Farleys life. Come on Hollywood, get it together!

[@thdys9796]

Why do I feel like Theo had one gay experience on coke, and he now tries to justify his actions every podcast.

[@bedroom.headroom]

i think theo might just be gay.

[@blkwolff]

it’s one of his story memes, drug induced sexuality, Theo isn’t gay.

[@shawndittman3424]

BECAUSE THAT HAPPENED TO YOU, WE ALL SAW IT, AND IT'S OK

[@Itsamansworld1]

Tim is straight as an arrow he is just playing a character

[@lildaddykk7155]

Just one?

[@BlakeTimmonsArt]

Tim Dillon looks like he still sells sub prime mortgages

[@HyperintelligentViralSpider]

Hes selling a dream. A dream of a perfectly set stone.

[@jentrizle]

Tim Dillon looks like a car salesmen who sells me a ford pinto that has a gas tank that may blow up and kill me as a positive talking point. I am buying that shit for sure!

[@BlakeTimmonsArt]

jentrizle too wordy but good effort

[@bigleebrink]

Life in the big city.

[@Blueswailer]

Or prime sub sandwiches.

[@Xenamos]

"Whitney would be the husband of her Robot self" lmao

[@TAZS]

Time stamp?

[@100_pesos]

@@TAZS 28:00

[@TAZS]

Garette Sebastian thank you!

[@gamesofcontent]

Theo vonn has the best intro. It's short, simple, explains who the guest is, and sets up the atmosphere of the podcast.

[@rhandel13]

Theo has been apart of a drug induced gay experience. He brings it up every chance he gets.

[@electric1522]

He asks tons of questions about understanding if a straight guy is gay or not.

[@adamdrakestudio]

tells the gay comedian how much he loves him and means it immediately.

[@vlr321]

A part

[@adamdrakestudio]

@life in the big city depends how deeply rooted he got done did

[@nikscott6644]

He's definitely bi-curious.

[@nillpoxcvcv]

'Throw up a Carmelo Anthony somewhere...people are 50-50 on of he's really that helpful to a team.'

[@zacharymcgivern6680]

I can’t get over how they did bill burr and his wife on the wall 😭😭🤣

[@babysimba2788]

Oh shit I just noticed the baby lol

[@sangyedorje]

Daaamn. I wish she was HOLDING Bill like that baby

[@bori1986]

@Dylan Scott 😂😂

[@willkennedy8317]

I can't stop looking at it, hilarious 🤣 😂 😆 😭

[@taowaycamino4891]

And where is Theo on that wall?

[@juliuscaesar6793]

Theo is the only comedian I've seen who makes Tim crack up. Tim doesn't even smile when he's with Whitney.

[@deadarmd]

He leaches off whitney and it seems like he feels bad for her.

[@xmathmanx]

Whitney's 'annoying but hot' schtick is never gonna work on gay men

[@karljonson3287]

This duo creates magic. Funniest LA comedians. Of course they're also not from LA.

[@lukeshioshio]

Most people in LA are not from LA

[@iggywow]

Tim is the only comedian in LA

[@rizzorepulsive7704]

@@lukeshioshio THIS

[@vanessa0111]

im sure the funniest ny comedians arent from ny either. thats just how it goes

[@BornAHawkEye]

Tim Dillon's ad reads are funnier than any SNL skit.. we don't deserve him 😂

[@lynxharpthorn7764]

I bought the Cereal he was reading for because he threatened to kill my family if I didn't.

[@detrockcity3]

Haha, that's a low bar.

[@BornAHawkEye]

@@lynxharpthorn7764 😂🤘

[@BornAHawkEye]

@@detrockcity3 pretty sad nowadays

[@Sundog33]

Aged like wine

[@Georgiavr-1]

Tim Dillon is actually being able to finish a joke without Brendon interrupting him.

[@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva]

Naw B! Why you throwing my boi Schaub under the table like that!?

[@Thewarmestpanza]

Brendan always interrupts with his CTE-fueled bro nonsense

[@suelamphere8040]

Schaub ate that *ass* bro!

[@matthale8090]

@@suelamphere8040 good lord 😆

[@bellaracergracy123]

@@Thewarmestpanza hahahahaha bro I hate Schaub

[@snaketeeth2229]

My favorite thing about Theo is that he will just shout out and ask what a word means. Dam right. Don't be afraid to ask! You are not an idiot for asking a question, you are curious and want to know. You should be praised. I know what it is to hold yourself back by not asking. Thank you for setting that standard of including yourself in the conversation by educating yourself. Your friends do not make fun of you for it. This is love.

[@BustaCarl]

Tim really is the goat, every word pouring out of that thing he calls a face is pure gold.

[@superfuriousroy1295]

💯

[@ImOnlySIeeping]

What's it like being low IQ?

[@BroughPerkinsMedium]

Haha "that thing he calls a face"

[@superfuriousroy1295]

@@ImOnlySIeeping confusing

[@FoundInDetroit]

Riff raft and Tim Dillion are the only people that can jive with Theo at 100%

[@Little_Italy768]

Nick Swardson Ones are the funniest in my opinion. I get what you’re staying though my man. 🤙

[@RebornLegacy]

Big facts

[@Haveuseenmyjetpack]

47:34 first time I’ve heard Tim Dillon laugh with legitimate mirth.

[@dobroserdechnyy]

Best swgment so far

[@Mike-os8lv]

Watching this in preparation for Tim's return. Always a great duo, these two are. 😂

[@TheElusivejoo]

Theos reaction to nick asking "do you want me to look that up" is pure gold.

[@dj-qm2or]

Tim Dillon is the only George Carlin of the present tense without trying.

[@comfykeegs]

besides trump

[@davewaynejr]

That's super accurate

[@DNYGdj]

I can't get passed the fact he's gay

[@adamkilby2273]

In my opinion he's ahead of Carlin, and I hate it when people say that but Dillon is something else.

[@nlightened8382]

DNYG he doesnt look or talk gay at all. Really the only time he talks about it is when people ask. And unfortunately everyone has to ask him about it when he goes on other podcasts.

[@cosmik7147]

Tim Dillon needs to play Chris Farley in a movie

[@j.mcguire7525]

FUCK YEAH. Spot on. A Farley with slightly less addiction issues. SLIGHTLY.

[@Tybolt1]

I dont understand the farley comparisons at all, they are nothing remotely alike other than fat... its such a dumb comparison, i feel stupider for even having heard/read it.

[@HawaiianPunch557]

Nice

[@ljensen7681]

He looks kinda like him but I don't think he could sound or act like him.

[@ThinkRedActGreen]

These two on tour together would just be unstoppable!!! Please guys make it happen! Love u

[@reedbruv2638]

Ow broke my wrist clicking too fast gang gang Ghislaine Ghislaine

[@teenagekrabklub]

🤣 best comment 2020

[@conhod10]

Gang gang Ghislaine bout to get slain

[@GVZKeys]

Ghislaine bout to get GhiSLAIN!

[@VOODOOirl]

More like Ghislanie, Ghislaine. Bust, bust..... if you know what I mean.

[@jusme2038]

Eddie Onyx no we don’t, care to elaborate?

[@Bobbarker23455]

Dude first time listening to dillion. This dude is hilarious

[@lamolambda8349]

He works well with Nick Mullen.

[@jonathananderson9606]

His podcast is the best

[@arthura91]

His Podcast is gold. Only patreon I consider donating to

[@QualityQman]

You should check out his joe rogan podcasts. They are gold.

[@jordancoalandz1811]

@@QualityQman after this I'm going to check it out. I'm new to the Tim scene and loving it so far

[@christinechin1909]

Theo, you’re the first person I’ve seen to make Tim Dillon genuinely laugh so much.

[@theduck3072]

its fascinating listening back to a podcast in the middle of the pandemic. That was an absolutely wild time honestly. cant say its gotten better though

[@stephen32frazier]

"I LOOK LIKE A COP WHO SHOT A TODDLER". lol wtf

[@rossedwards24]

Sack Brenda off. Tim needs to be on that Simpsons wall as well.

[@Krossd1]

sexual

[@imemberberry]

Let him sit on the letters holding Oscar.

[@jalohepo-oja7399]

How about bringin chris farley size painting but it's Tim Dillon!?

[@rossedwards24]

@@jalohepo-oja7399 Very nice

[@rossedwards24]

@@imemberberry epic

[@jackfahy2283]

Tim Dillon is one of the GOAT comedians around at the moment, whenever he’s in the same room as Brenda Schaub or Bryan Callen he’s the straightest dude there even though he’s gay.

[@Jattmafia313]

jtukbb7 blanketface he’s one of the young killers that are running the comedy scene right now. Of course the legends are still alive doing comedy (Chapelle, ChrisRock, etc) but the relevant young guys are ones who actually direct where comedy is going (Tim Dillion, Andrew Schultz, Nick Mullen, Theo, etc)

[@Mike9201984]

100% greatest of all time at the moment.

[@lamolambda8349]

Can't wait for him trash Bryan on his next Podcast.

[@sangyedorje]

@@jtukbb greatest of the past and present. That's all time we have so far.

[@Niho10BiH]

Tim’s face when Theo said Kevin Spacey 😂

[@vernwall1586]

That blue shirt is becoming like Tim’s couches. He’s been in it for months.

[@blakethomas2352]

My two favorite comedians...that’s just life in the big city

[@TheGeorgeous]

Tim should replace Brendan or these two should start their own podcast.

[@nickmelanshek1350]

I'm all on thiss

[@nickmelanshek1350]

I'm all on thiss

[@TheCrazyCanuck420]

My vote would be for replace

[@thekosmokramer]

tim and brendan should just date

[@christianmeza4529]

The Jewel King vs the Rat King

[@michaelmayberry8217]

these two make a good team, we need like a super team podcast, these two just mesh well

[@spherostcg]

47:36 Seeing Theo break Tim like this brings me absolute joy