Tim Hawkins

Tim Hawkins Act 1 at Bananas Comedy Club

[@gamergurl2.035]

"Dad I gotta go to the bathroom" "No you don't." 😂😂😂 my dad did this too lol

[@MizzBizz49]

I've always said that it takes a lot more genius to do successful clean comedy than it does to make people laugh with filthy language and a bunch of sexual innuendo. Tim Hawkins is truly a comedic genius!!!!!!!!:)

[@seeDiersoilcrossrowds]

+Deb Corbett He is better than all the nasty ones put together....it's comfortable comedy, when your entertaining friends and their family.

[@jearodz]

+Deb Corbett So true.

[@theothertroll]

and then they ruin it talking about church ~

[@TheJaybird53]

Amen

[@HMG00]

theothertroll he’s a Christian comedian. What did you expect?

[@Mewz123]

I've seen so many comedians, and I don't think I've laughed so hard so many times in one video. xD

[@cyndifoore7885]

He is hysterical, when I need a good laugh I just look up Tim.

[@SunnySprite]

Lol - "Chuckie Cheese is a rat running a crooked casino for kids." Totally agree! :)

[@quentinparhiala901]

Lol SunnySprite

[@MarkMcDaniel]

True, but I loved it. Thank you Nolan Bushnell!

[@joaquinveleta2185]

Lol

[@midnightwarrior7888]

Tim Hawkins is my favorite comedian.

[@AaronBarbosa]

I agree! Mine too. I’ve heard tons of comedians and the true test is this...I never had such a good laugh with any other comedian (even though many are pretty funny)

[@ColoradoLady36]

I swear he can do some great Jim Carey and Rod Snyder faces. This man is awesome.

[@quentinparhiala901]

Yes he is awesome ColoradoLady72

[@moonlightsweetener4309]

as a person who lives in texas, i can say what he said about texas is 100 % accurate 😂😂😂

[@BalletAllDay08]

same!!🤣🤣

[@D-Man_Jam]

Oh! My seat gos back. **vvv** OH YEAHH.. much better... Favorite part.😂

[@artsy__heart7972]

I got excited when he kinda started singing with arms wide open by creed!!!! ❤

[@tjwilson7278]

finally got to see him last Sunday in Houston. what a blast.

[@leosparks5221]

I laughed so hard it felt like I was doing 500 situps

[@emmadees4929]

I love Tim Hawkins! He's hilarious😂😂😂😂😂! Me and my friend went to see him last year (I was so excited)

[@dawncrumpton5758]

I just love Tim!!! His gift is a blessing to all!!!

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

I renamed a ride at the county fair, they call it the tilt-a-whirl , I call it the tilt a hurl. I learned that you don't get on that ride after you eat with 2 kids

[@martintabony611]

Some differences but childhood was exactly the same in the U.K. :) Very funny man.

[@mjccfungames4207]

I LOVE THIS GUY… HE IS SOOO FUNNY. I love that he won't hide his beliefs either.. GOD BLESS!!!!… This guy always makes me laugh..

[@tthomaselli2]

Christianity isn't a religion.; It's a relationship with Christ.

[@mjccfungames4207]

i know i cant figure out how to edit it.. i wrote that cuz my 3 kids were running around and i didn't feel like figuring out how to word it and now i can't edit it.. :(

[@quentinparhiala901]

This guy makes me to MJCC fun&games

[@MsGilly]

Lol bless it. I got stuck under a merry go round. No idea how it happened, but it's permanently engraved in my mind lol

[@PrideInIndividuality]

So, judging from 14:09 - 14:18, I've realized... Tim Hawkins is the real creator of twerking...

[@pursuing222]

lol

[@Robert..j]

PrideInIndividuality so true lol

[@quentinparhiala901]

I think he is to Prideinindividuality

[@pamelalatham-hf8bv]

So funny and I love it that he doesn't waste words by cussing

[@stormyphillips251]

I’ve watched this like 4 times since discovering it a month or so ago, and it kills me every time. 😂 What a blessing Tim is!

[@tobiasboston5663]

Honestly I think he's gotten even funnier in recent years, this makes me laugh but his newer stuff kills me

[@jackjones3657]

Tobias Boston Agreed, this is really good but his newer material is really fantastic. He is a seriously talented comic, and singer too!

[@Oceanlady43]

I love this man

[@get-the-lead-out.4593]

After watching Tim you can't help but hope there's gonna be comedy in heaven!

[@oncergirl6600]

Of course there is! I think so, at least.

[@warrenosborne1539]

Tim, you have my permission for this one. I played bass on the road for several years back in the 70s.. Our equipment truck was a POS,,, so we had to get it on to keep up with the tour buss.. It sucked so bad, that we took turns driving it.. Since we had to haul ass,, we drilled a hole in the floor of the cab. Took a plastic tube and taped a funnel to it,, ran it through the floor.. We used to belly laugh when the car behind us turned on it's windshield wipers.. Pass me another beer.. NO shit.

[@littleratboi3644]

Tim: Oh my seat goes back Me: *dies* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@j.ogarza6415]

You are a good comedian 🙂🎤😊☺️😍😬😀😄😊☺️😎

[@lucegene5223]

Well watching this video was time well spent, thanks. The old school lifestyle had me constantly laughing. Love your style. I hope you will keep doing stand up because you rock.

[@TheWriterWalker]

Great laughs to start off my Saturday!

[@helendreyer5156]

ain't had this much fun with my clothes on in YEARS!!!!

[@BELLA-mf6hb]

I still do the hand in the wind thing.

[@MrsLockenload]

"my arms are bro-ken" his facials expressions are so goofy and so great.

[@halcampbell4568]

I love this dude he is so funny

[@Levandenbossche]

This guy is a blessing in a weird way to me: he uncannily resembles a former love interest that went badly south. With Tim's being the positive experience I get from enjoying his comedy, I have been able to reframe the memory evoked by his appearance .. he took X's looks and transferred them from a sad time in my life to a wonderful entertainment & emotional refreshment. Thank you Lord for doing this. Thank You for Your mercy.

[@TheWriterWalker]

Levandenbossche, what a wonderful and unique comment you've made.

[@nerdyginger9282]

God is good. He’ll always get us through things.

[@danield679]

2018 Video rentals 😳😳😆😄 Does anyone else think that Roxanne kinda has a crush on him?! Her reactions 😁

[@maryboland5415]

This is the best one ever I'm crying

[@sherimcdaniel3491]

And somewhere in the world at this very moment, Roxanne still requires medication and resuscitation whenever she hears an eagle above. “you work at the golf course?” wonk! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Tim Hawkins is in the top 2 best comedians working today! No profanity, no sexual situations and NEVER fails to come up with the biggest curveball right out of left field!!! I say “Tim Hawkins for President!!”

[@littlejoe9381]

I like that guitar playing. He's good.

[@pursuing222]

Thanks for this, I needed a laugh tonight!

[@blakecunningham6095]

i laughed so hard i cried! that song killed me

[@chevyblueangel]

yep, funny stuff!! trying to figure out the name of the original. you know it?

[@johnleerice4941]

I relate to the playground bit so much 😂

[@Christina...66]

How refreshing!! This guy is super funny...love this!! Never know what to expect.

[@ladyhunter6514]

He just offended all Flash fans

[@VictoriaBlogger]

Blockbuster video rentals ... oh my gravy ... what year was this thing MADE???

[@Harsh757]

I think this was from 2001.

[@VictoriaBlogger]

Wow ... :-D

[@ajmarkle96]

Vicki Sands it was done in 2003

[@VictoriaBlogger]

***** So, yeah, still practically the 90's ... :-)

[@ajmarkle96]

It is a decade old.

[@johnrowley3140]

At 16:12 he talks about rice milk and how hard it is to milk. If I may make a suggestion...try long grain. It might be easier to handle. Just a thought!😁

[@abuelitagrandma9486]

I cannot believe how much I laughed You are amazing words cannot explain how good you really are keep it going

[@bigbubba7330]

If Dad roles down the window...... EVERYONE ROLES DOWN THE WINDOW!!!!

[@gusdelk7401]

Ahh blankets one time me and my freind were asleep in free time at school and our other freind comes hands us tissues and says " Here's a blankie" and we got tissue blankies and it was awesome

[@melonmuncha1657]

probably wasnt a good idea to watch this while drkin molten choclate😂😂😂

[@jackjones3657]

Melon Muncha Definitely don't eat Rice Krispie cereal when watching Tim Hawkins.

[@mambastar890]

Don't eat anything while watching Tim Hawkins... I've choked several times!

[@valeriestewart786]

Love your show

[@NoniOfFive]

I have sent his videos to secularists and I always get positive feedback

[@abigailneace6768]

When we would say can i, in class our teacher would say " i don't know are you physically able to walk to the bathroom?"

[@trevor4056]

That haircut.

[@tonylinn417]

can we all say pee our pants lol

[@rosemariealmero1214]

Thank you Tim ❤ hope I’ll be able to see your show someday 😁

[@anvil777]

I love this video and the Creed was just fantastic :)

[@sexygkjohnson72]

This is Awesome!

[@meganrokicki7100]

Very very funny

[@CelebornGaming]

23:47-23:53 You can not tell me that he does not sound like Elmo. Lol! Tim is absolutely hilarious.

[@davidjeffers68]

Tim is just absolutely brilliant! :)

[@joymarie715]

Non stop laughter……He is A Comedic Genius!!!!😂😂😂

[@evelynadams5794]

Oh my goodness I caught that Moulin Rouge reference right at the beginning 👀

[@keypenny]

This guy is a hoot ! lolol

[@jonathanpattara5340]

0:06 the best

[@Lita-devel]

I was that kid scared of chucky

[@Ginajenki]

Scratch & sniff?! 😄😅😆😂😆😅😂🤣

[@jonfiorenza5716]

Lol.... blockbuster.

[@kageweaver2966]

Funny,I loved the video.

[@johnhancock9249]

I have laughed so hard that video that I’m developing a migraine headache. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪

[@snakewhitcher4189]

This guy's good. Can't believe I never heard of him before today.

[@natalielynn9582]

he's got creed down pat

[@Ginajenki]

Can't breath! 😄😆😅😂😆😂🤣

[@mistam.3764]

Man he got sweaty here lol

[@haleypatillo]

26:40 ChuckECheese LOL

[@OfficialBrickSmasherz]

7:20 If Joker and Pennywise raised a child, his name would be Beavis

[@DerekEidahl]

12:17 "Hey! It's FRED!!" Anyone else think he sounds like him?

[@seeDiersoilcrossrowds]

+Derek Eidahl In some videos he looks like a young Sean Penn. He sounds like everyone he imitates. On the guitar he tweeks it a little better on some songs, than the original artist...well, with his fresh take, it seems so.

[@masterzane4369]

11:40 anybody watching when it's not IHOP anymore???

[@jl_studios]

Kung pow bubu hahahahaha XD

[@LyrGil]

In Texas, we spell it Bubba. ;)

[@welks821]

Brian Regan and Tim!

[@benjaminmoon4554]

This is hilarious

[@Onthefritz777]

Well look at all the new material! 😂 we’ve gone from 8-tracks to cassette to CDs. You kids get older! Endless material there. And Bill Cosby (yeah, I know) but he was a genius with nothing but stories about life and regular people and his family or friends. And totally G-rated!

[@_lexi]

I hate Chuck E Cheese after Five Nights at Freddy's

[@janiahhines]

miskey factsss

[@blueskies3752]

Because Jesus Christ lives, I can face tomorrow.

[@alanmoon7785]

Love this guy LOL

[@articdragon175]

I love this guy!

[@matthewjohnson6406]

You are so funny😆

[@chelseamason4792]

@12:16 he sounded like Richard Simmons!😆😅🤣😀

[@hawkth2588]

23:37 best part

[@maxinestone4264]

Oh my great 🤗🤗🤪 🤣😂🤣😂🤗🤗🤗

[@thisLittleLightofMIne249]

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ReligiousPrime]

What happened to the one that's like an hour long? Was it deleted or something?

[@thedigitalsymphony3585]

What year was this? If I remember correctly it was 2002? (I think I'm way off for some reason).

[@williamclark3315]

that's me at 1:00

[@joseph.ibarra]

12:35 = True Heart Look it up if you don't get it, alright?

[@csd4260]

OMG he is hilarious. lmao!

[@Juliet475]

I CAN AND JUST DID......LOLL

[@whiteskullz]

19:16 One of my favorite Tim Hawkins jokes.

[@ARDingle]

So funny

[@annachaney5652]

My favorite Christian expression is,"What's on your heart? (tell me your problems)" Or you could go with the scolding version, "Hey, don't judge him/her you know what's on his/her heart!!" So what do Christians have like fortune cookie message stuck on their heart, each containing an issue not a message?

[@theantianthony]

Red Rover caused me to dislocate a finger once.