Tim Hawkins 2

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Tim Hawkins Act 2 at Bananas Comedy Club

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@kaylapalmer5862
@kaylapalmer5862 8 жыл бұрын
I just love that he cracks himself up, it makes it even funnier.
@clarissadyson8489
@clarissadyson8489 7 жыл бұрын
Kayla Palmer sometimes it's the first time he's even heard it, he's probably just as surprised as us, lol
@nancyburt8791
@nancyburt8791 Жыл бұрын
He is like a "Christian" Robin Williams!! Rapid fire!! 😆💕
@chelsealinan1849
@chelsealinan1849 7 жыл бұрын
Whenever I need a good laugh, I always watch Tim Hawkins!! He is hands down my fav comedian 😂😂😂
@CarlosLopez-ew5uv
@CarlosLopez-ew5uv 10 жыл бұрын
Very funny. I never though that I would enjoy a Christian comedian . I've been used to comedy acts that use endless profanity. This guy is great.!!!
@Burn269
@Burn269 5 жыл бұрын
Carlos Lopez how is this Christian comedy???? No such thing.
@1of650
@1of650 5 жыл бұрын
Burn Notice because he is a Christian! I know many Christians who are extremely funny and clean!! We can laugh and have fun too!
@KatelynZDavis
@KatelynZDavis 5 жыл бұрын
exactly
@MoonlitShoreWalk
@MoonlitShoreWalk 4 жыл бұрын
@@1of650 I think maybe he was referring to Tim's joke about how Christian comedy isn't really a thing...lol
@teekotrain6845
@teekotrain6845 4 жыл бұрын
Didnt even know till u said. Yep. Sinbad was a clean comic too i think he used to be funny
@jessicajennings9148
@jessicajennings9148 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s been a weird year and we want it to be over with.” I think I speak for all of us when I say I relate to this on a spiritual level right now.
@kaitlynj.7389
@kaitlynj.7389 5 жыл бұрын
" *THERES PULP IN THE ORANGE JUICE!!* " 😂😂 I love his comedy so much! He is proof that you don't need to be racist, inappropriate and curse every two seconds in order for what you say to be funny 👍 Thank you Tim Hawkins!!
@dsgaming731
@dsgaming731 Жыл бұрын
Hands down my favorite moment from this video I laughed until I was in tears 🤣😭
@acegambit777
@acegambit777 Жыл бұрын
​@@dsgaming731no you didnt. Wtf why are you lying
@willie-vj4ms
@willie-vj4ms Жыл бұрын
I understand but you gotta admit Dave Chappelle is also really good
@CjMacGregor
@CjMacGregor 10 жыл бұрын
I was feeling kinda sad before this. 2 minutes in, I feel awesome XD
@theclownsystem9429
@theclownsystem9429 6 жыл бұрын
SmoKee Mac This reply is so late, but the same thing happens when I'm down. Tim cheers me right up!
@michelleatkins6352
@michelleatkins6352 4 жыл бұрын
SmoKee Mac same here
@theresahunton948
@theresahunton948 3 жыл бұрын
I tested positive with covid and laughter releases endorphins that help your body heal! The Joy of the Lord is my strength!I just started listening to this guy and God has really blessed him to help us laugh through all the crazy times!!!! God bless you!
@Spartan-Of-Truth
@Spartan-Of-Truth 8 ай бұрын
You have a cold bro. Take the mellow drama back.
@jacobgarcia4826
@jacobgarcia4826 8 жыл бұрын
"Bring me a straw!" "OK." HAHAHAHA!! "Bring it on dude! C'mon! You picked the wrong guy!" "He's doing Tai-Bo! GET AWAY!!"
@G.Centertainment
@G.Centertainment 5 жыл бұрын
This dude is a great comedian + he is actually being genuine with his jokes
@beckybrooks9974
@beckybrooks9974 11 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's funnier - your jokes or your expressions! LOL
@thereelcrunk
@thereelcrunk 3 жыл бұрын
His jokes. Lol
@Hootowls5
@Hootowls5 2 жыл бұрын
BOTH!
@davidbooker11
@davidbooker11 2 жыл бұрын
87
@treyliles117
@treyliles117 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@christyroberts8506
@christyroberts8506 Жыл бұрын
Soo true
@TinkerBell-bt6vu
@TinkerBell-bt6vu 5 жыл бұрын
I'm laying in bed watching this and my pillow is soaked with tears from laughing so hard I'm crying. Needed a new pillowcase
@TinkerBell-bt6vu
@TinkerBell-bt6vu 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrsLockenload it's funny because it's just so true. The smell "so gross but also comforting" haha
@cristineconnell7803
@cristineconnell7803 5 ай бұрын
I need to lay down before I fall over!😂😂😂❤
@martinsentm
@martinsentm 5 жыл бұрын
10:38 in. He's rolling the turkey bacon like a meat roll-up and then he 'throws' the rest of it. Woman in audience flinches like he really threw turkey bacon at her!!! This man is a genius!
@gerbils4
@gerbils4 9 жыл бұрын
You could know every joke he's going to tell and your side will still ache after this guy lol
@pepper341
@pepper341 9 жыл бұрын
YEAS! i know all of his jokes and stuff and i still laugh.
@csrmorales1252
@csrmorales1252 6 жыл бұрын
yes
@bigfishthrift7541
@bigfishthrift7541 6 жыл бұрын
Valatimere the impaler
@johngerritsen6404
@johngerritsen6404 10 жыл бұрын
Great Humor !! The world sure needs more comedians like this. See, you don't need to be vulgar, say words that offend many, nor mock things that some hold sacred. Please let's have more fun 'realities of life' to laugh at, like this.
@hannahtellgren8181
@hannahtellgren8181 10 жыл бұрын
Amen to that!
@tree7249
@tree7249 6 жыл бұрын
Eating baby Angel's. A bit crude.
@tripletcobbable
@tripletcobbable 5 жыл бұрын
John Gerritsen, I couldn’t agree with you anymore! That’s something that is one of The best things about Tim Hawkins he has no bad language at all appropriate for everybody
@tripletcobbable
@tripletcobbable 5 жыл бұрын
Mark Nichols i’ll admit that comment did surprise me a little bit.
@toddwalker4301
@toddwalker4301 5 жыл бұрын
@@tree7249 Crude....nahhhh. They taste like little whipped cream puffs. 🤣🤣
@LittleMak1
@LittleMak1 11 жыл бұрын
I love Tim Hawkins, favorite comedian
@Hollyholy100
@Hollyholy100 8 жыл бұрын
Had a challenging Drs. Appt. and then came home and watched this video ,and this was good medicine
@SpecificLove7
@SpecificLove7 10 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite comedians
@tracylemire3010
@tracylemire3010 6 жыл бұрын
Mine too
@blackbloodriot905
@blackbloodriot905 6 жыл бұрын
he is awesome
@jacoblakins6628
@jacoblakins6628 5 жыл бұрын
Same! I got to go to a live show and meet him afterwards 😃!!
@paintpray5497
@paintpray5497 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacoblakins6628 dude that's awesome!!!
@PersephoneAddams
@PersephoneAddams 11 жыл бұрын
His vocal impressions are awesome!! Spot on!!!
@AlfredFJones1776
@AlfredFJones1776 8 жыл бұрын
I laugh more at this guy than I do any other comedian....Why? Because he's actually being funny and not doing dirty sex jokes.
@joelwebb5974
@joelwebb5974 8 жыл бұрын
Agreed?
@joelwebb5974
@joelwebb5974 8 жыл бұрын
+Joel Webb -Agreed!*
@stormyj98
@stormyj98 8 жыл бұрын
Yes for sure I agree 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 that is way is my top favourite 👍🏼 and I like is style 😄
@stormyj98
@stormyj98 8 жыл бұрын
And his singing is on point 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
@couchcrestation6464
@couchcrestation6464 8 жыл бұрын
yes
@anitaslivinskaya1449
@anitaslivinskaya1449 9 жыл бұрын
That was the WORST time to drink water 😭😂
@TheOnePav
@TheOnePav 9 жыл бұрын
I love how Tim can make you crack up 'til you cry with good 'ole clean humor. He should be on HBO and not those un-funny idiots with their dirty jokes and f-bombs.
@magicalawnmower4764
@magicalawnmower4764 6 жыл бұрын
exactly
@jeaniecolleen1739
@jeaniecolleen1739 5 жыл бұрын
@@magicalawnmower4764 He is to good for trashy HBO.
@nancyhowell4505
@nancyhowell4505 7 ай бұрын
​@@jeaniecolleen1739 Trashy HBO needs all the goodness that can be found and applied to it. IMO, 🤷‍♀️
@JeffDeanTheDeanZone
@JeffDeanTheDeanZone 10 жыл бұрын
Tim Hawkins rules, my sides ache
@inspirationaldouglas7951
@inspirationaldouglas7951 7 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Dean of admin C Vicereddedceedffegedz
@clardiabeatty3109
@clardiabeatty3109 7 жыл бұрын
my sides ache too, lol
@Xaforn
@Xaforn 3 ай бұрын
Bob Smiley’s stories are the same ways 😂
@jeninebutler3890
@jeninebutler3890 5 жыл бұрын
My cheeks hurt from smiling so much. He is awesome!
@PersephoneAddams
@PersephoneAddams 11 жыл бұрын
Favorite comedian hands down. Search for more of his stuff if you're not impressed by this. He's simply awesome!!! Heaven's gonna be AWESOME!!!!!
@markdudley2876
@markdudley2876 10 жыл бұрын
Carbonated epikack. I lost it. He is so hilarious. Even funnier live. Seen him in twin falls, id.
@janetwhittom9958
@janetwhittom9958 10 жыл бұрын
"I think we should make a new theme park called 'third world' and send them there for a week."
@judyhalsell9510
@judyhalsell9510 Жыл бұрын
Prayers for your wife and a big thank you for the clean comedy.
@ashleyadam4205
@ashleyadam4205 7 жыл бұрын
you should be on America's got talent, you would probably win.
@unusue5982
@unusue5982 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh that would so cool if he did that!!!
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 4 жыл бұрын
I love him. He is great and clean
@RagingLegionette
@RagingLegionette 4 жыл бұрын
Hes already famous
@cub3dgrafit325
@cub3dgrafit325 10 жыл бұрын
ive lost 30 pounds.......and my purpose of living.............and the feeling in my legs.
@blakebode5152
@blakebode5152 10 жыл бұрын
My favorite part
@tracylemire3010
@tracylemire3010 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@KatelynZDavis
@KatelynZDavis 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@willettemartz756
@willettemartz756 5 жыл бұрын
Tim Hawkins is the best if you haven't seen him live you need to.
@andrewchrestman8753
@andrewchrestman8753 6 жыл бұрын
"Stop while you still have a pancreas man!" XD
@Playerone631
@Playerone631 3 жыл бұрын
I got to this comment just as he said it! :) lol
@dizzolve
@dizzolve 5 жыл бұрын
Never heard of Tim till tonight. This dude is funny as hell
@miriamkeller8248
@miriamkeller8248 3 ай бұрын
I love this guy...before I go on stage to do comedy days ahead I listen to him to inspire me and get me pumped..he's the best!!!
@geekboy328
@geekboy328 8 жыл бұрын
Yes! The smell of old spice and an armpit is extremely comforting to me precisely because it reminds me of my dad!
@hannahtellgren8181
@hannahtellgren8181 10 жыл бұрын
He is so funny. The best dancer I have seen in a while 😂
@uget1shot
@uget1shot 10 жыл бұрын
I LOVE Tim Hawkins!! Our family has been going through a "weird" blip as well. It's not easy but laughing helps A LOT. Thanks, Tim and God bless you and yours,
@thadyndupont9609
@thadyndupont9609 8 жыл бұрын
His tai-bo looks like a Jane Fonda workout video!! I couldn't stop laughing!
@stephano1019
@stephano1019 8 жыл бұрын
how on earth can anyone dislike this?
@magicalawnmower4764
@magicalawnmower4764 6 жыл бұрын
the video ended
@gwenyverreking5565
@gwenyverreking5565 5 жыл бұрын
Oh ya see they have allergies
@whimsickle5533
@whimsickle5533 5 жыл бұрын
Their heathens
@ders972
@ders972 5 жыл бұрын
Probably Kevin Hart fans lol
@jacoblakins6628
@jacoblakins6628 4 жыл бұрын
@@gwenyverreking5565 They don't know no better.
@TheRealDeal92
@TheRealDeal92 7 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard that I nearly fell off my bed. Lol. This guy is in my top three comedians now. The moment I remember most throughout this video was Pulp! :-)!!! Thanks for uploading.
@lindanie8781
@lindanie8781 9 жыл бұрын
I think Tim Hawkins is the funniest person I have ever seen and heard!!!!
@lochnesslo
@lochnesslo 8 жыл бұрын
+Linda Nie You should listen to Brad Stine. He's as funny as Tim and he's a Christian comedian, too.
@mcfunworld7110
@mcfunworld7110 8 жыл бұрын
+Lauren Bachman or Bob Smiley
@Amhlair
@Amhlair 8 жыл бұрын
+Lauren Bachman - or Ted Cruz.
@stormyj98
@stormyj98 8 жыл бұрын
Yessss😀 then John then bob
@clarissadyson8489
@clarissadyson8489 7 жыл бұрын
Linda Nie try Mark Lowry
@micahtyler7558
@micahtyler7558 10 жыл бұрын
He's one of my favorite comedians!
@MumzyTube
@MumzyTube 10 жыл бұрын
LOL! IT IS LATE, I CAN'T SLEEP SO I CAME HERE AND CLICKED ON YOUR VID... YOU MY BROTHER ARE ONE FUNNY, FUNNY MAN... I HAVEN'T HAD A BELLY LAUGH FOR A LONG TIME... NOW MY BELLY IS SORE... GOD BLESS YOU AND I WILL PRAY FOR YOUR WIFE... THIS WAS A LONG TIME AGO, OVER A YEAR... BUT I WILL PRAY FOR HER NEVERTHELESS. GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. AGAPE LOVE IN JESUS - MARANATHA!
@dj6769
@dj6769 4 жыл бұрын
The Edmund Fitzgerald in one verse😂😂😂😂😂
@Christian4everish
@Christian4everish 10 жыл бұрын
Kid:Hey daddy can I get a happy meal? Tim:You'd be lucky to get a happy meal, keep walking. Lol
@samhunt9306
@samhunt9306 10 жыл бұрын
You messed it up, it's you'd be happy to get a meal.
@josiahrobinson6140
@josiahrobinson6140 7 жыл бұрын
Christian4everish Kid: Dad! Mickey Mouse! Tim: No son that's a giant rat. Run!!lol
@tracylemire3010
@tracylemire3010 6 жыл бұрын
LOL
@amberdewitt7366
@amberdewitt7366 8 жыл бұрын
He needs to be on Whose Line Is It Anyway!!!
@anthonydesroches8897
@anthonydesroches8897 2 жыл бұрын
The rat one got me. Reminds me and my adopted dad went to Decatur lake in Illinois below the dam. As we was fishing a rat popped out of the rocks and grabbed a fish on the rocks. He says, hey look at that puppy. I said that's no puppy that's a rat. He replies, HELL NOOOO GRAB THE STUFF WE ARE GONE. ITS NOT NORMAL FOR RATS TO BE THAT BIG.
@walkerson14
@walkerson14 10 жыл бұрын
PUUUUUUUULP.... THERE PUUUUULP IN THE ARRANGE JUICE.... XD
@Robert..j
@Robert..j 7 жыл бұрын
walkerson14 dont touch the doorknob either lol
@sgs05
@sgs05 5 жыл бұрын
19:45
@WildGamer1996game
@WildGamer1996game 5 жыл бұрын
he got the ARRANGE JUICE with PUUUUUULLLP in EHT!
@pupfreak0319
@pupfreak0319 5 жыл бұрын
I remember mom getting orange juice with extra pulp in it, the real stringy kind, it was like inhaling a sweater
@kayden6695
@kayden6695 4 жыл бұрын
GETITOUT!!!!!
@reidheidler5138
@reidheidler5138 9 жыл бұрын
This guy is _AWESOME!!!_
@annaquinn4810
@annaquinn4810 Жыл бұрын
I ever heard of Tim Hawkins, but he made me laugh so hard I was in tears!!! And not a swear word did I hear, wow….👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@shellymcfarlane8255
@shellymcfarlane8255 2 жыл бұрын
Thank You SO much for making me laugh Today !! My INEPTNESS is Overwhelming. Bless you and your Heather & kiddos
@listeningeyes9990
@listeningeyes9990 4 жыл бұрын
This is wonderful😊! wado for putting this on here for people to see & hear CLEAN, CHRISTIAN COMEDY that families can listen to together.
@buckeyefan520
@buckeyefan520 10 жыл бұрын
Hilarious I saw him at a church in Indiana!!!! My favorite song of his has to be yoga pants!! Any normal person would leave it alone, but I'm not a normal person so I thought I would try yoga pants!
@evanlongfellow6849
@evanlongfellow6849 4 жыл бұрын
Ooooohhhhhh yes. Yoga Pants. The best dumb song ever.
@thebluetheblack4791
@thebluetheblack4791 10 жыл бұрын
😂 I died I was luaghing so hard! Tim Hawkins is so funny! Just memories of videos I've watched make me luagh so hard! I'm still laughing 😂
@DreambrushStudios
@DreambrushStudios 10 жыл бұрын
Oh man, some of the candy I used to eat as a kid... I wonder how I'm not sprouting tumors out of my eyelids by now.
@ruthiewitter569
@ruthiewitter569 10 жыл бұрын
XD
@mickeygraham4981
@mickeygraham4981 14 күн бұрын
I finally got to see Tim live. It was awesome but I could have sat there for hours listening & laughing at him
@xASSASSINxBLADEx
@xASSASSINxBLADEx 10 жыл бұрын
Lol my girlfriend and I are going to see Tim and Bob Smily this Sunday lol and we have VIP backstage passes and we get to meet them both lol. We're both excited
@Rawk4Life
@Rawk4Life 9 жыл бұрын
I am jealous. How was it? Like I need to ask lol.
@xASSASSINxBLADEx
@xASSASSINxBLADEx 9 жыл бұрын
Rawk4Life Lol it was really awesome. We got VIP passes to go backstage and get autographs and stuff. It was really cool. You wanna know something cool that happened as well? When we were driving home, we stopped at a gas station. When we walked inside, Tim was in there lol and he actually recognized me. I was looking at stuff and all of a sudden I see this guy pointing at me, and I was wondering why he was pointing at me, then it dawned on me that it was Tim Hawkins lol. He walked over and me and my girlfriend talked to him for a little bit. Then when we were getting ready to leave, Bob Smiley came walking in through the door and I was like, O-O!!! I said, HI MR. SMILEY!!! lol He was like, Oh hey guys. Lol it was pretty awesome. I got to essentially meet them twice :)
@Rawk4Life
@Rawk4Life 9 жыл бұрын
***** Amazing story. Thanks for sharing it :)!
@xASSASSINxBLADEx
@xASSASSINxBLADEx 9 жыл бұрын
Rawk4Life Lol you're welcome. Glad you enjoyed :)
@midnightriver6002
@midnightriver6002 9 жыл бұрын
He's super funny!!
@innerintelmarylroberts7432
@innerintelmarylroberts7432 4 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe this guy doesn’t sing on the side .. his singing voice is amazing.
@cristineconnell7803
@cristineconnell7803 5 ай бұрын
Seriously ❤
@simonsmith2779
@simonsmith2779 9 жыл бұрын
You're carrying in the front! Genius
@lisafaust3801
@lisafaust3801 Жыл бұрын
This video is 10 years old and still funny.
@keypenny
@keypenny 4 жыл бұрын
Prayers for Heather and family, .... God bless you all, .... 🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
@beckybrooks9974
@beckybrooks9974 9 жыл бұрын
I spliced so many cassette tapes. Take a foot of tape off, you only miss 2 words. LOL
@elizabethboulais8311
@elizabethboulais8311 6 күн бұрын
The telling a story to baby in womb had me laughing so hard! Thank you Tim for that wonderful laugh. I needed that relief so much. God bless you for sharing you gift with us.
@artsy__heart7972
@artsy__heart7972 5 жыл бұрын
I need a friend like him in my life 😆
@stephenbrewer42
@stephenbrewer42 10 жыл бұрын
The story lives on how the boat, she went down and the people all died............................................... bummer.
@beccaclark938
@beccaclark938 9 жыл бұрын
"The people all died.... Bummer!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
@DeltaSpider_
@DeltaSpider_ 11 жыл бұрын
We all did. My abs hurt from laughing so hard when I listen to Tim Hawkins.
@johntatum1951
@johntatum1951 8 жыл бұрын
great physical comedy...one funny dude!
@marybarrett146
@marybarrett146 7 жыл бұрын
Man I can't wait to see this guy, I'm going to see him later this year.
@marybarrett146
@marybarrett146 7 жыл бұрын
82 did did just I'd hajj da best for you and some!!! 😁😭😀😭😟😀😭😟😭😇😁😭😇😀😩😥😢😠😠😠
@sherryfannon6888
@sherryfannon6888 5 жыл бұрын
Love Tim! Love the ending! I cannot stand that song and my husband laughs when he does his version of that song at the end and I go "Yes!" hee hee hee
@makenzieemmert
@makenzieemmert 11 жыл бұрын
I think I worked on my core by laughing so hard...
@larenahildebrand748
@larenahildebrand748 Жыл бұрын
Tim is always great. Saw him "in concert" in Wichita Ks 4 years ago. Laughed so hard my cheeks hurt. Lobe this man.
@PrincessJupiter14
@PrincessJupiter14 8 жыл бұрын
Lol, when I was in preschool through first grade, they made us do Tai-Bo in P.E. 😂😂
@ashleypupface9381
@ashleypupface9381 9 жыл бұрын
eating a crispy cream is like eating a baby angel!! XD omg hahahahahaaha
@pardsayshi3581
@pardsayshi3581 6 жыл бұрын
they can't spell crispy or cream remember
@clivewells7090
@clivewells7090 4 жыл бұрын
Ashley Pupface ; Oh! My! Gosh! ...Your pup must look totes amazing! X
@dfighternelams6387
@dfighternelams6387 2 жыл бұрын
Mr Tim Hawkins is a great example of being a comedian without using foul language!!! He’s really funny, had my family and I laughing so hard!!!
@PhoenixWoody
@PhoenixWoody 3 жыл бұрын
And How is Heather? The interwebs kinda say she is ok and you two are still together. Happy to hear that. :-)
@SavdOnlybyGoDsGrace
@SavdOnlybyGoDsGrace 11 жыл бұрын
always hilarious, thnks Tim, will keep you and your wife heather in our prayers. God Bless
@mr.wizard2974
@mr.wizard2974 5 жыл бұрын
I bet White Castle really appreciates his humor. Can you believe Tab is still sold....where? I have no idea! Pauses video while I go pee. I don't wanna miss a thing this guy says.
@anthonydesroches8897
@anthonydesroches8897 2 жыл бұрын
Well he never lied about it. They don't call them belly bombers for nothing... 😂
@QuitThat81
@QuitThat81 5 жыл бұрын
My friend, when she gave birth to her first child remarked that he looked like ET. She said he looked like an alien. Everyone in her delivery room was laughing.
@Ang4God777
@Ang4God777 Жыл бұрын
He is so funny. Love his clean humor. I had the chance to see him a few years ago. I never laughed so hard in my entire life!
@Rachel-ot2py
@Rachel-ot2py 10 жыл бұрын
Greastest. Christan. Comidan. Lol Lollol
@listeningeyes9990
@listeningeyes9990 4 жыл бұрын
“Daddy, I want a happy meal.” “Just be happy that you are NOT THE MEAL.”
@janetwhittom9958
@janetwhittom9958 10 жыл бұрын
omg I spit my chips out on the reading to the womb joke.
@Platypus530
@Platypus530 10 жыл бұрын
I about died omg it's so funny
@countrytinker91
@countrytinker91 10 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice the woman that jumped out of her skin when he pretended to throw the bacon
@purpleflyingdolphin4015
@purpleflyingdolphin4015 9 жыл бұрын
I saw it!
@shauni..
@shauni.. 5 жыл бұрын
No but now I did! 😮😂
@breannasimoneaux3137
@breannasimoneaux3137 10 жыл бұрын
AHHHH.....what what's going on?!.....there's pulp in the orange juice😂😂😂
@Shayluv
@Shayluv 10 жыл бұрын
Pulp is like Kryptonite for my kids. I go to my office and put pulp around my door. "Daddy- AHHH!!" 😂😂😂
@basketofideas239
@basketofideas239 4 жыл бұрын
You can tell this was a tough crowd to please but he did great!
@amandalevis4938
@amandalevis4938 4 жыл бұрын
My fav Timmy hawks never gets old like me
@kristymckinley3804
@kristymckinley3804 10 жыл бұрын
My third child my son was like.......... So he has allergies.
@graden3212
@graden3212 9 жыл бұрын
XD!!
@MorrahaDesigns
@MorrahaDesigns 7 жыл бұрын
Pregnant for the first time and had to REALLY remind myself that his reading to the womb joke is funny. Mommy hormones are crazy. :p
@Ritermann
@Ritermann 6 жыл бұрын
Best part in this 30 Minute act is the "HEAR YEEE; HEAR YEEE" at 1:39 :D
@uget1shot
@uget1shot 10 жыл бұрын
"And blowing out my brand-new underwear" Haaaaaaaaa!
@jessidavidson700
@jessidavidson700 11 жыл бұрын
XD Tim is so funny!!!! He cracks me up everytime!!! He has the best material of any comedian i have ever heard.
@cheyenne1432
@cheyenne1432 Жыл бұрын
I love Tim's stand-ups...nvr fail to entertain me 😂
@saramacmillan5364
@saramacmillan5364 11 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard when he was doing ti bow / fighting--"YOU PICKED THE WRONG GUY!!" XD!
@noneofyourbusiness302
@noneofyourbusiness302 4 жыл бұрын
Your wife is in my thoughts and in my prayers. This is my first time watching your videos, and it has been 6 years. I hope all is well with you and your beautiful family! God bless! Grace
@teenchallenge531
@teenchallenge531 8 жыл бұрын
WOW this is amazing. thumbs up
@0bm31770
@0bm31770 4 жыл бұрын
Sickest I ever got was after a meal at White Castle in the Bronx.
@maryboland5415
@maryboland5415 5 жыл бұрын
Man Tim you're the best you make me laugh till I Cry
@josephblankenship8649
@josephblankenship8649 8 жыл бұрын
I need more Gega gega
@heathersautismjourney
@heathersautismjourney 3 жыл бұрын
My brother and I used to quote that all the time 😂
@Cieje3
@Cieje3 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the peanut butter kisses that everyone else HATES! I guess I'm the one keeping those candy manufactures in business.. Lol!
@willleopper2852
@willleopper2852 9 жыл бұрын
That's why I buy candy at Wal-Mart or target before I go into the theater.my mom hides them in her purse when we go as a family. I usually don't get a drink.my math teacher does taibo
@FF5Rckr4Christ
@FF5Rckr4Christ 9 жыл бұрын
When my grandma used to take us to the movies she'd do that too. She would also put grapes and strawberries in her purse too XD
@wheezy_mads
@wheezy_mads 9 жыл бұрын
I hide thinks like a fast food hamburger and a bag of gold fish is my purse then a add on ill my brothers food and my dads food when we go so my dad just got me when of those huge old lady purses for the movies.
@PaintedShovel
@PaintedShovel 5 жыл бұрын
@willlepper You are the King of the #nonsequitur!
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