I just love that he cracks himself up, it makes it even funnier.
@clarissadyson84897 жыл бұрын
Kayla Palmer sometimes it's the first time he's even heard it, he's probably just as surprised as us, lol
@nancyburt8791 Жыл бұрын
He is like a "Christian" Robin Williams!! Rapid fire!! 😆💕
@chelsealinan18497 жыл бұрын
Whenever I need a good laugh, I always watch Tim Hawkins!! He is hands down my fav comedian 😂😂😂
@CarlosLopez-ew5uv10 жыл бұрын
Very funny. I never though that I would enjoy a Christian comedian . I've been used to comedy acts that use endless profanity. This guy is great.!!!
@Burn2695 жыл бұрын
Carlos Lopez how is this Christian comedy???? No such thing.
@1of6505 жыл бұрын
Burn Notice because he is a Christian! I know many Christians who are extremely funny and clean!! We can laugh and have fun too!
@KatelynZDavis5 жыл бұрын
exactly
@MoonlitShoreWalk4 жыл бұрын
@@1of650 I think maybe he was referring to Tim's joke about how Christian comedy isn't really a thing...lol
@teekotrain68454 жыл бұрын
Didnt even know till u said. Yep. Sinbad was a clean comic too i think he used to be funny
@jessicajennings91483 жыл бұрын
“It’s been a weird year and we want it to be over with.” I think I speak for all of us when I say I relate to this on a spiritual level right now.
@kaitlynj.73895 жыл бұрын
" *THERES PULP IN THE ORANGE JUICE!!* " 😂😂 I love his comedy so much! He is proof that you don't need to be racist, inappropriate and curse every two seconds in order for what you say to be funny 👍 Thank you Tim Hawkins!!
@dsgaming731 Жыл бұрын
Hands down my favorite moment from this video I laughed until I was in tears 🤣😭
@acegambit777 Жыл бұрын
@@dsgaming731no you didnt. Wtf why are you lying
@willie-vj4ms Жыл бұрын
I understand but you gotta admit Dave Chappelle is also really good
@CjMacGregor10 жыл бұрын
I was feeling kinda sad before this. 2 minutes in, I feel awesome XD
@theclownsystem94296 жыл бұрын
SmoKee Mac This reply is so late, but the same thing happens when I'm down. Tim cheers me right up!
@michelleatkins63524 жыл бұрын
SmoKee Mac same here
@theresahunton9483 жыл бұрын
I tested positive with covid and laughter releases endorphins that help your body heal! The Joy of the Lord is my strength!I just started listening to this guy and God has really blessed him to help us laugh through all the crazy times!!!! God bless you!
@Spartan-Of-Truth8 ай бұрын
You have a cold bro. Take the mellow drama back.
@jacobgarcia48268 жыл бұрын
"Bring me a straw!" "OK." HAHAHAHA!! "Bring it on dude! C'mon! You picked the wrong guy!" "He's doing Tai-Bo! GET AWAY!!"
@G.Centertainment5 жыл бұрын
This dude is a great comedian + he is actually being genuine with his jokes
@beckybrooks997411 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's funnier - your jokes or your expressions! LOL
@thereelcrunk3 жыл бұрын
His jokes. Lol
@Hootowls52 жыл бұрын
BOTH!
@davidbooker112 жыл бұрын
87
@treyliles117 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@christyroberts8506 Жыл бұрын
Soo true
@TinkerBell-bt6vu5 жыл бұрын
I'm laying in bed watching this and my pillow is soaked with tears from laughing so hard I'm crying. Needed a new pillowcase
@TinkerBell-bt6vu5 жыл бұрын
@@MrsLockenload it's funny because it's just so true. The smell "so gross but also comforting" haha
@cristineconnell78035 ай бұрын
I need to lay down before I fall over!😂😂😂❤
@martinsentm5 жыл бұрын
10:38 in. He's rolling the turkey bacon like a meat roll-up and then he 'throws' the rest of it. Woman in audience flinches like he really threw turkey bacon at her!!! This man is a genius!
@gerbils49 жыл бұрын
You could know every joke he's going to tell and your side will still ache after this guy lol
@pepper3419 жыл бұрын
YEAS! i know all of his jokes and stuff and i still laugh.
@csrmorales12526 жыл бұрын
yes
@bigfishthrift75416 жыл бұрын
Valatimere the impaler
@johngerritsen640410 жыл бұрын
Great Humor !! The world sure needs more comedians like this. See, you don't need to be vulgar, say words that offend many, nor mock things that some hold sacred. Please let's have more fun 'realities of life' to laugh at, like this.
@hannahtellgren818110 жыл бұрын
Amen to that!
@tree72496 жыл бұрын
Eating baby Angel's. A bit crude.
@tripletcobbable5 жыл бұрын
John Gerritsen, I couldn’t agree with you anymore! That’s something that is one of The best things about Tim Hawkins he has no bad language at all appropriate for everybody
@tripletcobbable5 жыл бұрын
Mark Nichols i’ll admit that comment did surprise me a little bit.
@toddwalker43015 жыл бұрын
@@tree7249 Crude....nahhhh. They taste like little whipped cream puffs. 🤣🤣
@LittleMak111 жыл бұрын
I love Tim Hawkins, favorite comedian
@Hollyholy1008 жыл бұрын
Had a challenging Drs. Appt. and then came home and watched this video ,and this was good medicine
@SpecificLove710 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite comedians
@tracylemire30106 жыл бұрын
Mine too
@blackbloodriot9056 жыл бұрын
he is awesome
@jacoblakins66285 жыл бұрын
Same! I got to go to a live show and meet him afterwards 😃!!
@paintpray54972 жыл бұрын
@@jacoblakins6628 dude that's awesome!!!
@PersephoneAddams11 жыл бұрын
His vocal impressions are awesome!! Spot on!!!
@AlfredFJones17768 жыл бұрын
I laugh more at this guy than I do any other comedian....Why? Because he's actually being funny and not doing dirty sex jokes.
@joelwebb59748 жыл бұрын
Agreed?
@joelwebb59748 жыл бұрын
+Joel Webb -Agreed!*
@stormyj988 жыл бұрын
Yes for sure I agree 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 that is way is my top favourite 👍🏼 and I like is style 😄
@stormyj988 жыл бұрын
And his singing is on point 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
@couchcrestation64648 жыл бұрын
yes
@anitaslivinskaya14499 жыл бұрын
That was the WORST time to drink water 😭😂
@TheOnePav9 жыл бұрын
I love how Tim can make you crack up 'til you cry with good 'ole clean humor. He should be on HBO and not those un-funny idiots with their dirty jokes and f-bombs.
@magicalawnmower47646 жыл бұрын
exactly
@jeaniecolleen17395 жыл бұрын
@@magicalawnmower4764 He is to good for trashy HBO.
@nancyhowell45057 ай бұрын
@@jeaniecolleen1739 Trashy HBO needs all the goodness that can be found and applied to it. IMO, 🤷♀️
@JeffDeanTheDeanZone10 жыл бұрын
Tim Hawkins rules, my sides ache
@inspirationaldouglas79517 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Dean of admin C Vicereddedceedffegedz
@clardiabeatty31097 жыл бұрын
my sides ache too, lol
@Xaforn3 ай бұрын
Bob Smiley’s stories are the same ways 😂
@jeninebutler38905 жыл бұрын
My cheeks hurt from smiling so much. He is awesome!
@PersephoneAddams11 жыл бұрын
Favorite comedian hands down. Search for more of his stuff if you're not impressed by this. He's simply awesome!!! Heaven's gonna be AWESOME!!!!!
@markdudley287610 жыл бұрын
Carbonated epikack. I lost it. He is so hilarious. Even funnier live. Seen him in twin falls, id.
@janetwhittom995810 жыл бұрын
"I think we should make a new theme park called 'third world' and send them there for a week."
@judyhalsell9510 Жыл бұрын
Prayers for your wife and a big thank you for the clean comedy.
@ashleyadam42057 жыл бұрын
you should be on America's got talent, you would probably win.
@unusue59825 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh that would so cool if he did that!!!
@epdlp45064 жыл бұрын
I love him. He is great and clean
@RagingLegionette4 жыл бұрын
Hes already famous
@cub3dgrafit32510 жыл бұрын
ive lost 30 pounds.......and my purpose of living.............and the feeling in my legs.
@blakebode515210 жыл бұрын
My favorite part
@tracylemire30106 жыл бұрын
Lol
@KatelynZDavis5 жыл бұрын
lol
@willettemartz7565 жыл бұрын
Tim Hawkins is the best if you haven't seen him live you need to.
@andrewchrestman87536 жыл бұрын
"Stop while you still have a pancreas man!" XD
@Playerone6313 жыл бұрын
I got to this comment just as he said it! :) lol
@dizzolve5 жыл бұрын
Never heard of Tim till tonight. This dude is funny as hell
@miriamkeller82483 ай бұрын
I love this guy...before I go on stage to do comedy days ahead I listen to him to inspire me and get me pumped..he's the best!!!
@geekboy3288 жыл бұрын
Yes! The smell of old spice and an armpit is extremely comforting to me precisely because it reminds me of my dad!
@hannahtellgren818110 жыл бұрын
He is so funny. The best dancer I have seen in a while 😂
@uget1shot10 жыл бұрын
I LOVE Tim Hawkins!! Our family has been going through a "weird" blip as well. It's not easy but laughing helps A LOT. Thanks, Tim and God bless you and yours,
@thadyndupont96098 жыл бұрын
His tai-bo looks like a Jane Fonda workout video!! I couldn't stop laughing!
@stephano10198 жыл бұрын
how on earth can anyone dislike this?
@magicalawnmower47646 жыл бұрын
the video ended
@gwenyverreking55655 жыл бұрын
Oh ya see they have allergies
@whimsickle55335 жыл бұрын
Their heathens
@ders9725 жыл бұрын
Probably Kevin Hart fans lol
@jacoblakins66284 жыл бұрын
@@gwenyverreking5565 They don't know no better.
@TheRealDeal927 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard that I nearly fell off my bed. Lol. This guy is in my top three comedians now. The moment I remember most throughout this video was Pulp! :-)!!! Thanks for uploading.
@lindanie87819 жыл бұрын
I think Tim Hawkins is the funniest person I have ever seen and heard!!!!
@lochnesslo8 жыл бұрын
+Linda Nie You should listen to Brad Stine. He's as funny as Tim and he's a Christian comedian, too.
@mcfunworld71108 жыл бұрын
+Lauren Bachman or Bob Smiley
@Amhlair8 жыл бұрын
+Lauren Bachman - or Ted Cruz.
@stormyj988 жыл бұрын
Yessss😀 then John then bob
@clarissadyson84897 жыл бұрын
Linda Nie try Mark Lowry
@micahtyler755810 жыл бұрын
He's one of my favorite comedians!
@MumzyTube10 жыл бұрын
LOL! IT IS LATE, I CAN'T SLEEP SO I CAME HERE AND CLICKED ON YOUR VID... YOU MY BROTHER ARE ONE FUNNY, FUNNY MAN... I HAVEN'T HAD A BELLY LAUGH FOR A LONG TIME... NOW MY BELLY IS SORE... GOD BLESS YOU AND I WILL PRAY FOR YOUR WIFE... THIS WAS A LONG TIME AGO, OVER A YEAR... BUT I WILL PRAY FOR HER NEVERTHELESS. GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. AGAPE LOVE IN JESUS - MARANATHA!
@dj67694 жыл бұрын
The Edmund Fitzgerald in one verse😂😂😂😂😂
@Christian4everish10 жыл бұрын
Kid:Hey daddy can I get a happy meal? Tim:You'd be lucky to get a happy meal, keep walking. Lol
@samhunt930610 жыл бұрын
You messed it up, it's you'd be happy to get a meal.
@josiahrobinson61407 жыл бұрын
Christian4everish Kid: Dad! Mickey Mouse! Tim: No son that's a giant rat. Run!!lol
@tracylemire30106 жыл бұрын
LOL
@amberdewitt73668 жыл бұрын
He needs to be on Whose Line Is It Anyway!!!
@anthonydesroches88972 жыл бұрын
The rat one got me. Reminds me and my adopted dad went to Decatur lake in Illinois below the dam. As we was fishing a rat popped out of the rocks and grabbed a fish on the rocks. He says, hey look at that puppy. I said that's no puppy that's a rat. He replies, HELL NOOOO GRAB THE STUFF WE ARE GONE. ITS NOT NORMAL FOR RATS TO BE THAT BIG.
@walkerson1410 жыл бұрын
PUUUUUUUULP.... THERE PUUUUULP IN THE ARRANGE JUICE.... XD
@Robert..j7 жыл бұрын
walkerson14 dont touch the doorknob either lol
@sgs055 жыл бұрын
19:45
@WildGamer1996game5 жыл бұрын
he got the ARRANGE JUICE with PUUUUUULLLP in EHT!
@pupfreak03195 жыл бұрын
I remember mom getting orange juice with extra pulp in it, the real stringy kind, it was like inhaling a sweater
@kayden66954 жыл бұрын
GETITOUT!!!!!
@reidheidler51389 жыл бұрын
This guy is _AWESOME!!!_
@annaquinn4810 Жыл бұрын
I ever heard of Tim Hawkins, but he made me laugh so hard I was in tears!!! And not a swear word did I hear, wow….👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@shellymcfarlane82552 жыл бұрын
Thank You SO much for making me laugh Today !! My INEPTNESS is Overwhelming. Bless you and your Heather & kiddos
@listeningeyes99904 жыл бұрын
This is wonderful😊! wado for putting this on here for people to see & hear CLEAN, CHRISTIAN COMEDY that families can listen to together.
@buckeyefan52010 жыл бұрын
Hilarious I saw him at a church in Indiana!!!! My favorite song of his has to be yoga pants!! Any normal person would leave it alone, but I'm not a normal person so I thought I would try yoga pants!
@evanlongfellow68494 жыл бұрын
Ooooohhhhhh yes. Yoga Pants. The best dumb song ever.
@thebluetheblack479110 жыл бұрын
😂 I died I was luaghing so hard! Tim Hawkins is so funny! Just memories of videos I've watched make me luagh so hard! I'm still laughing 😂
@DreambrushStudios10 жыл бұрын
Oh man, some of the candy I used to eat as a kid... I wonder how I'm not sprouting tumors out of my eyelids by now.
@ruthiewitter56910 жыл бұрын
XD
@mickeygraham498114 күн бұрын
I finally got to see Tim live. It was awesome but I could have sat there for hours listening & laughing at him
@xASSASSINxBLADEx10 жыл бұрын
Lol my girlfriend and I are going to see Tim and Bob Smily this Sunday lol and we have VIP backstage passes and we get to meet them both lol. We're both excited
@Rawk4Life9 жыл бұрын
I am jealous. How was it? Like I need to ask lol.
@xASSASSINxBLADEx9 жыл бұрын
Rawk4Life Lol it was really awesome. We got VIP passes to go backstage and get autographs and stuff. It was really cool. You wanna know something cool that happened as well? When we were driving home, we stopped at a gas station. When we walked inside, Tim was in there lol and he actually recognized me. I was looking at stuff and all of a sudden I see this guy pointing at me, and I was wondering why he was pointing at me, then it dawned on me that it was Tim Hawkins lol. He walked over and me and my girlfriend talked to him for a little bit. Then when we were getting ready to leave, Bob Smiley came walking in through the door and I was like, O-O!!! I said, HI MR. SMILEY!!! lol He was like, Oh hey guys. Lol it was pretty awesome. I got to essentially meet them twice :)
@Rawk4Life9 жыл бұрын
***** Amazing story. Thanks for sharing it :)!
@xASSASSINxBLADEx9 жыл бұрын
Rawk4Life Lol you're welcome. Glad you enjoyed :)
@midnightriver60029 жыл бұрын
He's super funny!!
@innerintelmarylroberts74324 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe this guy doesn’t sing on the side .. his singing voice is amazing.
@cristineconnell78035 ай бұрын
Seriously ❤
@simonsmith27799 жыл бұрын
You're carrying in the front! Genius
@lisafaust3801 Жыл бұрын
This video is 10 years old and still funny.
@keypenny4 жыл бұрын
Prayers for Heather and family, .... God bless you all, .... 🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
@beckybrooks99749 жыл бұрын
I spliced so many cassette tapes. Take a foot of tape off, you only miss 2 words. LOL
@elizabethboulais83116 күн бұрын
The telling a story to baby in womb had me laughing so hard! Thank you Tim for that wonderful laugh. I needed that relief so much. God bless you for sharing you gift with us.
@artsy__heart79725 жыл бұрын
I need a friend like him in my life 😆
@stephenbrewer4210 жыл бұрын
The story lives on how the boat, she went down and the people all died............................................... bummer.
@beccaclark9389 жыл бұрын
"The people all died.... Bummer!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
@DeltaSpider_11 жыл бұрын
We all did. My abs hurt from laughing so hard when I listen to Tim Hawkins.
@johntatum19518 жыл бұрын
great physical comedy...one funny dude!
@marybarrett1467 жыл бұрын
Man I can't wait to see this guy, I'm going to see him later this year.
@marybarrett1467 жыл бұрын
82 did did just I'd hajj da best for you and some!!! 😁😭😀😭😟😀😭😟😭😇😁😭😇😀😩😥😢😠😠😠
@sherryfannon68885 жыл бұрын
Love Tim! Love the ending! I cannot stand that song and my husband laughs when he does his version of that song at the end and I go "Yes!" hee hee hee
@makenzieemmert11 жыл бұрын
I think I worked on my core by laughing so hard...
@larenahildebrand748 Жыл бұрын
Tim is always great. Saw him "in concert" in Wichita Ks 4 years ago. Laughed so hard my cheeks hurt. Lobe this man.
@PrincessJupiter148 жыл бұрын
Lol, when I was in preschool through first grade, they made us do Tai-Bo in P.E. 😂😂
@ashleypupface93819 жыл бұрын
eating a crispy cream is like eating a baby angel!! XD omg hahahahahaaha
@pardsayshi35816 жыл бұрын
they can't spell crispy or cream remember
@clivewells70904 жыл бұрын
Ashley Pupface ; Oh! My! Gosh! ...Your pup must look totes amazing! X
@dfighternelams63872 жыл бұрын
Mr Tim Hawkins is a great example of being a comedian without using foul language!!! He’s really funny, had my family and I laughing so hard!!!
@PhoenixWoody3 жыл бұрын
And How is Heather? The interwebs kinda say she is ok and you two are still together. Happy to hear that. :-)
@SavdOnlybyGoDsGrace11 жыл бұрын
always hilarious, thnks Tim, will keep you and your wife heather in our prayers. God Bless
@mr.wizard29745 жыл бұрын
I bet White Castle really appreciates his humor. Can you believe Tab is still sold....where? I have no idea! Pauses video while I go pee. I don't wanna miss a thing this guy says.
@anthonydesroches88972 жыл бұрын
Well he never lied about it. They don't call them belly bombers for nothing... 😂
@QuitThat815 жыл бұрын
My friend, when she gave birth to her first child remarked that he looked like ET. She said he looked like an alien. Everyone in her delivery room was laughing.
@Ang4God777 Жыл бұрын
He is so funny. Love his clean humor. I had the chance to see him a few years ago. I never laughed so hard in my entire life!
@Rachel-ot2py10 жыл бұрын
Greastest. Christan. Comidan. Lol Lollol
@listeningeyes99904 жыл бұрын
“Daddy, I want a happy meal.” “Just be happy that you are NOT THE MEAL.”
@janetwhittom995810 жыл бұрын
omg I spit my chips out on the reading to the womb joke.
@Platypus53010 жыл бұрын
I about died omg it's so funny
@countrytinker9110 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice the woman that jumped out of her skin when he pretended to throw the bacon
@purpleflyingdolphin40159 жыл бұрын
I saw it!
@shauni..5 жыл бұрын
No but now I did! 😮😂
@breannasimoneaux313710 жыл бұрын
AHHHH.....what what's going on?!.....there's pulp in the orange juice😂😂😂
@Shayluv10 жыл бұрын
Pulp is like Kryptonite for my kids. I go to my office and put pulp around my door. "Daddy- AHHH!!" 😂😂😂
@basketofideas2394 жыл бұрын
You can tell this was a tough crowd to please but he did great!
@amandalevis49384 жыл бұрын
My fav Timmy hawks never gets old like me
@kristymckinley380410 жыл бұрын
My third child my son was like.......... So he has allergies.
@graden32129 жыл бұрын
XD!!
@MorrahaDesigns7 жыл бұрын
Pregnant for the first time and had to REALLY remind myself that his reading to the womb joke is funny. Mommy hormones are crazy. :p
@Ritermann6 жыл бұрын
Best part in this 30 Minute act is the "HEAR YEEE; HEAR YEEE" at 1:39 :D
@uget1shot10 жыл бұрын
"And blowing out my brand-new underwear" Haaaaaaaaa!
@jessidavidson70011 жыл бұрын
XD Tim is so funny!!!! He cracks me up everytime!!! He has the best material of any comedian i have ever heard.
@cheyenne1432 Жыл бұрын
I love Tim's stand-ups...nvr fail to entertain me 😂
@saramacmillan536411 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard when he was doing ti bow / fighting--"YOU PICKED THE WRONG GUY!!" XD!
@noneofyourbusiness3024 жыл бұрын
Your wife is in my thoughts and in my prayers. This is my first time watching your videos, and it has been 6 years. I hope all is well with you and your beautiful family! God bless! Grace
@teenchallenge5318 жыл бұрын
WOW this is amazing. thumbs up
@0bm317704 жыл бұрын
Sickest I ever got was after a meal at White Castle in the Bronx.
@maryboland54155 жыл бұрын
Man Tim you're the best you make me laugh till I Cry
@josephblankenship86498 жыл бұрын
I need more Gega gega
@heathersautismjourney3 жыл бұрын
My brother and I used to quote that all the time 😂
@Cieje35 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the peanut butter kisses that everyone else HATES! I guess I'm the one keeping those candy manufactures in business.. Lol!
@willleopper28529 жыл бұрын
That's why I buy candy at Wal-Mart or target before I go into the theater.my mom hides them in her purse when we go as a family. I usually don't get a drink.my math teacher does taibo
@FF5Rckr4Christ9 жыл бұрын
When my grandma used to take us to the movies she'd do that too. She would also put grapes and strawberries in her purse too XD
@wheezy_mads9 жыл бұрын
I hide thinks like a fast food hamburger and a bag of gold fish is my purse then a add on ill my brothers food and my dads food when we go so my dad just got me when of those huge old lady purses for the movies.