Tim Minchin's: Religion

[@cesarcarvalhod1100]

“A God created by man, to explain the existence of feet, in the absence of knowledge of the existence of Tony” 😂 best short version of the bible yet.

[@Aliceingingerland]

Right!? Blew my mind!

[@lizcollinson2692]

If only I was good enough to say Tony when the opportunity actually comes up. Granted I'm pretty certain that opportunity would be on the Internet.

[@thetonic1199]

Probably the smartest punchline in the history of stand up comedy

[@Chris_Seccull]

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity 😜

[@rwlynch3468]

That's a pretty cromulent sentence.

[@Kerrigore2]

I'll utilize a sesquipedalian lexicon insofar as my rank-order preferences indicate the rational value... bitch!

[@Joel_Thomas]

​@@Kerrigore2 k, but... y tok lot wen few wurd do trik? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Admittedly, the taxonomical density and complexity of your lexical ability to disseminate various variations of meaningful messages amidst discourse is a prodigiously distinguished and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious accomplishment of the most illustriously exquisite and exemplary extreme 🧐 However, it's a bit of a palpably transparent and contrived stratagem in it's cacophonously labyrinthine and convolutional schematic for formulating, fabricating and conveying substantive expressions conversationally (let alone the translation and discernment of aforementioned cumbersome conversations) on this reaction video to humorous soliloquies apropos of antidisestablishmentarianism as derivative floccinaucinihilipilification 🤨 Nevertheless... me thonk u cud say sum smol wrds 2 n it worx gud! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[@livedandletdie]

@@Joel_Thomas I vehemently disregard those notions of professing ones rationale by expressive linguistical formulaic inherently purposefully fabricated for the obfuscation of minimized intelligibility due to the inability in those who are amiss in faculties of comprehension due to inept inadequate inability of memorability of meanings inherent to notions which in as formulae minima expressed are impossible to explain within a reasonable period of temporal distance which in accordance of minuteness hence the void which be the unitary measurement in common parlance understood a sexagesimal subdivision of the temporal subdivisions of temporal subdivisions superseding it which denotes the revolution of celestial bodies around their axis, from whence we wrought meaning to the term that be just a minute. And to in such regards hold the imperceptiveness of the general populace in such low regards is nigh but self-obsessive illusions of grandeur not befit to someone of reasonably capabilities of intelligent discourse, due to their own inability to within reason of simplicity foretell others of their thoughts and keen but in a short span of time using phrases that are inherently more common in parlance than in trying to be an obnoxious ungrateful biased arsehole. And so to that extent the simplicity of how one can actually formulae meaning through words using simple language is a greater sign of intelligence than to boast words of academe and to underhandedly disengage the people's ability to perceive ideas great or small, by forcefully acting like a snob, is just pathetic. So in simple terms that everyone understands in descriptive terms it is such that only a single word may be used to describe the attributes which such people hold is best described, and everyone here can relate to, even though I'm obviously using the quantity of words for the same measure that in all conclusions we can make, that such people as you and I who profess to using language in a dull and boring manner, are but simply by the pluralistic expletive pertaining to the female reproductive organ, cunts.

[@Joel_Thomas]

Verily, this inarticulate vichyssoise of verbiage veers excessively verbose 🤬 so methinx u hit tht nail rite on the hed 🔨 ​@@livedandletdie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ScottyDMcom]

RE: Sneezing (a poem) When you kiss your honey, and her nose is runny. She may think it's funny, but it's snot.

[@Aliceingingerland]

Hahahaha fantastic poetry, thank you so much for that 🙏🏼 😂

[@crazyratlady3026]

I will pay you to write this shit!!!! 😂😂😂😍😍😘

[@littleflick]

One of my teachers used to do those “cute” held back sneezes. She cracked her rib once doing it. Let it all out!!

[@Aliceingingerland]

holy crap! hahaha well that makes me feel better about letting it out, thank you! hahaha

[@littleflick]

@@Aliceingingerland I’m also an obnoxiously loud and aggressive sneezer with pride haha

[@Cory_Springer]

You're sneezin' for a reason! Let it out.

[@pappaOfswe]

Just go nuts and make a disarming stupid noice after. I

[@Emilaria]

Lol my mom holds hers in and I've always told her that one day she's gonna blow her brains out of her ears. I can't for the life of me sneeze quietly.

[@Cory_Springer]

He began performing barefoot because it helped him feel comfortable on stage, reduced stage anxiety and just the overall fear of being in front of a large crowd. That's what I've heard, anyway.

[@antivanti]

It also fits with his (at least initially) ironic wannabe rock star look... then of course he became an actual famous rock star person =)

[@ISavant]

or he's just australian

[@Aliceingingerland]

@@ISavant this could also be why 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[@Aliceingingerland]

Awww how goods that! Would help make it feel more relaxed being up there, love that!

[@XRPeakyBlindAR]

Just found you. Love the energy. And smiles! Hope all is well there for you in this insane world. Just copped a sub from me. Thanks for the uplift :)

[@mikelee8937]

So does cot death. Y'know, the random deaths of infants thanks to either environment or biology/genetics.

[@Aliceingingerland]

Yup, I went by what the closed captions said and they were incorrect as always 😑 cot death is far worse 🥺😖

[@jakkolantern6981]

The well of his material is very, very deep. If you want something that reactors are only just discovering and haven't done to death yet, "The Good Book" is a nicely themed piece,

[@timcarr4673]

I have just discovered you Alice find your humour and energy captivating. I will definitely be watching more of you

[@DarthBil1]

If you want to see some more of Tim Minchin's religious material, you should check out "Thank You God" and "The Pope Song". I will warn you that one of these songs features a lot of profanity, but I won't tell you which one. Roll the dice.

[@andrewbyronloveshire5209]

Alice did Thank You God.... but YT busted Agreed Pope song..... but sooooooo YT blacklisted. also less than PG... another channel maybe

[@Aliceingingerland]

Yeah I did thank you god but it got blocked world wide for copy right 😭😭😭 So I’m guessing the Pope song is the profanity one then.. hahaha I’ll check it out and see if it’s appropriate for the channel! 😂😂

[@worryworm]

Thank you god is not blocked in neither Sweden nor Denmark, so I guess it might be a regional block.

[@A_nony_mous]

@@Aliceingingerland I have seen other reactors cover the image with a transparency stating "copyright", possibly try re-uploading in this way? I'm not sure how much work would be involved in doing this. I have also seen other reactors react to the Pope song, so just profanity does not get it blocked but might get it demonetized (meaning you might earn nothing for it).

[@olliemutube]

Tony grew thumbs just to give this video a thumbs up.

[@multigenremusicman1033]

he always plays piano barefoot so yes hes always barefoot on stage except for one son he calls his boot song he needs a boot for lol

[@Kerrigore2]

Given your engagement, I really think “You Grew on Me” should be your next Tim reaction. Possibly the greatest love song ever written.

[@kayvee256]

The thing I like about that song is how, at the pivot, the audience stops laughing immediately. It's so well written.

[@DocRockBaby]

Hey Alice how are ya? Love sneezing, the louder the better, its good for you 😂😂 Another great reaction to Tim Minchin, that man is just pure genius, until next time Alice take care of yourself and the ones you love, peace and love to you Sister ✌️❤️🇮🇪

[@dmwalker24]

You seemed to be following along just fine, and enjoying the comedy. You know, Tim is just an exceedingly bright individual who prefers not having his options limited when it comes to vocabulary. I've seen other people just get mad about it. Not because of what he said, but rather just because they kept getting distracted by the pattern of their own wallpaper.

[@sigridvanosch1990]

I love this one! Your laugh makes it ten times funnier. Longest sentence everrrrr by a comedian I guess. Also, my boyfriend /fiance can't sneeze in a cute way either and strikes me with a mild heartattack on a daily basis. So yeah. hahaha

[@talmzaidi]

We love a thumb XD

[@Dudeamis17]

that sound has 100% caused me to hit the subscribe button

[@Chris_Seccull]

3K Subs. Woohoo. Congrats Alice.

[@CountPenta]

"tried to be cute. Ended up being disgusting". Story of my life!

[@andyykmeryiddothomsen7411]

I don't know why, but Danish and Australian humør fits so good. I have never met an Australian, where we haven't flushed beer out my nose from laughter. Please come to Denmark and have a laugh and a shitload of beer. Sorry my English is quite shitty 🙂

[@emcsquared8681]

Tim is fantastic. And spot on

[@GrahamG76]

This is hilarious. Check out his 3 min song he did for the BBC UK 😊

[@YanDnepr]

you are so funny and beautiful, Alice :) face impressions are immaculate, bravo!

[@DanaKelly-y]

your sneezing is adorable :3 and Hi from Russia love your reacts

[@andrewbayada2475]

It's not a lot of big words. It's a lot of familiar words in long strung out sentences that are funny as fuck!😂!

[@corawheeler9355]

Love this song

[@nbartlett6538]

6:44 It's cot death, i.e. the death of an infant. Generally though not universally considered more tragic than cop death.

[@Peelywalley]

How you going? Just found your channel. Love the reactions. All the best to you in 2022. Much love from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@Aliceingingerland]

Scotland! Ayyy that’s where my red head descended from! 🙌🏼❤️ thanks for being here!!

[@rafaelsiano]

Love your reactions!

[@donkfail1]

Don't be that hard on yourself Alice. Just because your vocabulary isn't as huge as Tim's, doesn't mean you aren't smart. We can get by with a very limited number of words, but I always think it's good day when I have to look up a word I don't understand. Once in a while I actually remember it for later, and a day when you learned something at least isn't totally wasted. Just a large vocabulary doesn't make you clever or cultural in itself. It is said that even a dumbed down issue of a newspaper uses more than 5000 different words in it and most people can interpret that over a couple of mugs of coffee. Shakespeare on the other hand only used a total of around 20000 different words for his entire works. Language evolves so fast these days that we are bombarded with new words almost daily that we have to learn. It's no wonder we don't sound as "clever" as someone using it just a hundred years ago. But perhaps I'm only saying this because I'm struggling with English myself? ;)

[@oliverfreeman1042]

I don't particularly agree with Tim regarding religion and faith, but I really appreciate his skills and talents. Love your reactions and your laugh. Bless you. Oh, that wasn't because my faith but because you sneezed.

[@jackwhitbread4583]

Tim is right, you're wrong biology does not support the notion of an all powerful creator and since evolutionary biology has evidence and theists don't I suggest you go suck your bible

[@Sids1192]

The only time I've seen him wear shoes, or rather a shoe, was for his song The Good Book.

[@Formaldehydex]

My cat runs away when I sneeze.

[@worryworm]

The most important thing is that you get the gist of it.

[@BigJohnLXV]

that snot cute!

[@hika_ariel]

The sneezing monologue 💀💀

[@hellsbunniestv584]

What have you done? :O I've been away for a couple of weeks and you've tripled your subs! :P The secret to stopping sneezing, start licking the top of your mouth, with your tongue. Works a treat. Obviously your tongue, not someone else's! :P Mono - (as you know, one). Theistic - A religion with one deity.

[@Aliceingingerland]

Isn’t it amazing!? Still gobsmacked 🙊 I have heard of that tip before I think actually 🤔 will have to give it a go 🙌🏼 and thank you! I learn something new every time I upload a video hahaha

[@williamcrowley5506]

I wish I was able to sneeze as softly as you 😞

[@stephensalinas40]

You are so pretty. You are hilarious. And you have a new sold subscriber. (I really tried avoiding big words).

[@troystewart7730]

You are ready for his 1st true studio album There is a video showing the song ABSENCE OF YOU- there is a behind the scenes video showing they did the entire video in 1 take. Then watch the actual video

[@Aliceingingerland]

oooo sounds good, thank you!

[@Emilaria]

It's an amazing album!

[@davepoul8483]

Genius......

[@OrbitalCookie]

Practical: Open your mouth and close the nose like diving when sneezing so that the air has other path to escape than nose. This sneeze won't accomplish the function but also won't create a mess.

[@MrDarkwing78]

0:51 LOL!🤣I once heard someone say you have a small orgasm every time you sneeze, so I used to laugh and say I sneeze so loud because I want to get the most out if it! (The orgasm, not my nose😂). Anyway, this actually reminded me of a Friends episode, The one where Rachel has a baby, where another woman is in Labour in the same ward, but her contractions, compared to Rachel's, are like those sneezes you envy!

[@Aliceingingerland]

I’ve heard that too!! Hahaha getting the most out of it 😂 love that 😂

[@Chris_Seccull]

@@Aliceingingerland You could say that you 'Sneeze to Please'.

[@WicariWoW]

Sadly its not true.

[@finncullen]

"What are you taking for it?" "Pepper"

[@pappaOfswe]

Hey alice. I would think it would be fun and interesting too see a poll of your adience. Would be cool too know who are watching you, what age? What gender? What countrys are watching you? I think it’s interesting now that you are growing but are still a small chanell. Find the OGs of the chanell. :)

[@andrewbyronloveshire5209]

So many countries represented that we have seen so far.... Norway Scotland Russia UK Norfolk isle Australia Usa Spain... i thought sending a tshirt/top for Alice to wear from each country could be cute

[@cstiger4]

I guess you should really react to the song "Pisces (live session)" by the Band "Jinjer". Alice in Jinjerland 😀

[@travisarmener6178]

You look like Peter Garret when you sneeze

[@thehoogard]

only thing I don't like with this is that Tim perpetuates the notion that evolution somehow entails fish suddenly being born with feet, where previously they had none (it's all gradual).

[@KaiserSoze679]

The section you talked about not getting basically boils down like so... Idiosyncrasies - Weird or peculiar behaviors or thoughts. Monotheistic Doctrines - Religions or world views with one god. So basically he said people get offended by that material because it doesn't respect the bizarre claims of certain religions.

[@iankearns774]

Is this where all the Gingers hang out? Dont know why it came out in my feed other than the fact I was a ginger that went a bit brown in my older age. Still have a ginger beard though. You are quite funny so I subscribed.

[@sharonhusher4941]

CHeck out angry feet

[@Pomdownuder]

Linguistic gymnastics you've gotta love a cunning linguist😂

[@niveshproag3761]

6:42 No Alice, I don't think Tim said "Cop Death" either. Listen again.

[@laskahond]

He didn’t. I think he said Cot death. I had to look it up but it’s terrible. Sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) - sometimes known as "cot death" - is the sudden, unexpected and unexplained death of an apparently healthy baby.

[@JohanLahtinen]

Affirmative, coT death.

[@python27au]

Think yourself lucky I’ve developed the annoying habit of sneezing about nine times in a row☹️

[@bonolio]

Don't try to hold a sneeze in. If it wants out, you gotta let it out. Holding them in could lead to such stuff and exploding heads.

[@jwec9867]

14:53 good one.

[@anth5189]

Unfortunately some people don't believe it is an individual choice. You must believe what they believe.

[@mebesceptic]

My wife trained me to knock before I sneeze because they are loud. Yours was tame and not very loud. My HS students benefited from the heads up before I sneezed.

[@genostellar]

Learn what all or most of those big words mean, then watch it again. Trust me, it'll be worth it.

[@tmarritt]

Whilst it may manifestly transpire that the utilization of an overly abundant and esoteric lexicon and intricate and labyrinthine grammatical constructions connotes the exhibition of one's scholastic aptitude and consummate expertise in the domain of verbal communication, it indubitably possesses the innate potentiality to obscure, impede, and frustrate the genuine intention and purport of the message being conveyed, thereby evincing the unequivocal necessity to scrupulously exercise prudence and deliberation in the deployment of a more simplified, straightforward vocabulary and grammatical structure that facilitates optimal ease and effectiveness of communication. Or "Use simple words to be understood better." Use simple words to be understood better.

[@kredonystus7768]

Of course he's bare feet. A person who lives every day in shoes lives every day in a world of socks - Gary Muir.

[@egpmh2891]

you should check out his song Prejudice it is pretty funny, it starts out kind of slow like this one but that is to make you laugh pretty hard like this one as well

[@Aliceingingerland]

I already have! But it’s further down and titled the ginger song 😊 go check it out 🤩

[@egpmh2891]

@@Aliceingingerland yea I posted this a few weeks before I saw, but thank you for responding I am recent subscriber love the stuff.

[@sonofanerd783]

Lets get her to 4k

[@lindylufromoz5111]

I'm so glad you love Tim Minchin. I love him too. I am NOT Christian & I loathe the teachings of Christianity. I adore the teachings of Buddha & Krishna, and and I "know" they can't be proved scientifically because they are consciousness. I believe that science & consciousness can & do blend gently together into each other. I question both of them & find tthat one blends with the other other. I believe in science, energy & resonance. They work well together. The placebo effect exists...scientifically & intertwined is where the woo-woo happens. For me, it's a softer, kinder way to live. They DO exist in a mutually exclusive way but can also work together & not fucken Scientology coz that is like a bucket of cock-snot. In other words, there isn't ONLY one way. Science is real. Consciousness is real. x L.

[@andrewbyronloveshire5209]

Our Alice had "Swimmer" what was a "Winner" 😃 and here we are...🙃

[@andrewbyronloveshire5209]

damn im guessing 'You grew on me' got a copyright strike

[@KarlOlofsson]

He started with a very academic way to say "I seem to bash religions based on one God in many songs", possibly as a pun about their followers not being very intellectual but depending on God to just fix everything ;)

[@wingedyera]

my sneezes are small and cute but on average I sneeze 7x when I have to sneeze with a record of 26 sooooo not sure if thats better

[@pastafarians]

Monotheistic doctrines are the beliefs of religions who think there is only one 'God'. The 'Abrahamic religions' (Judaism, Christian, Islam) are monotheistic and all believe in the one (and same) 'God'. .

[@IceMetalPunk]

You should have put "same" in quotes. Because although they all claim to believe in the same god, anyone who knows even the slightest bit about the Old Testament, the New Testament, and the Qu'ran, would say their gods are three very different characters. They're like Toby Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland, if their difference was less about age and specific powers, and more about how psychopathic they are.

[@pastafarians]

@@IceMetalPunk ​ still the 'same' 'God' though. The Old Testament, the basis of Judaism, is a major part of Christianity and although Jesus is considered a side character in Islam it still stems from the Old Testament. Absolutely they are vastly different ways of interpreting it, but it stems from that one concept of the monotheism of the 'God' of the Old Testament.

[@IceMetalPunk]

@@pastafarians Oh, I understand that. But though they stem from the same myths, they're greatly diverged from each other in terms of characterization. In the same way that this same god himself derives from the god of war in the older Canaanite pantheon, but yet is still quite a different character. (The older Canaanite version of Yaweh is most like the Jewish version, which makes sense since it's the first to develop out of the Canaanite religion, but he was still quite different.) Or, for a more modern comparison, it's like how Miles Morales is technically derived from Peter Parker's Spider-Man, but is clearly a very different character despite the similarities they may have.

[@pastafarians]

@@IceMetalPunk I do not disagree with your analysis. I find the Abrahamic religions fascinating in their instance of there only being one 'God' when the prior stories it is derived from had many 'Gods' and an array of demi-gods. Most creation stories that I am aware of (and I freely admit I don't know them all) have many characters. Something like Hinduism has a 'main' 'God' who created everything but then other shit (like maintenance) is packaged out to other 'Gods' creating a pantheism. Christianity split it into three, but they are all the same dude, somehow, to maintain their monotheism. It's all strange but yet very interesting.

[@IceMetalPunk]

@@pastafarians Yep! And to me, the origins of the Abrahamic religions are extremely interesting, because you can trace bits and pieces through history into the modern scriptures (or at least the Old/New Testament, which I'm more familiar with than the Qur'an), and see how people stopped believing the old things and moved onto believing the new ones, while still insisting that their beliefs are based on infallible and unchanging deities somehow. In the original Canaanite pantheon, Yaweh was the god of war (and patron god of Israel -- which I speculate, though with no evidence at all, might have happened after they won some battles against outsiders and attributed that to his help). He was one of 70 different brother-gods, who were born of the creator god El and his wife Asherah, goddess of fertility. Despite the fact that over time, Israelites began to reject the pantheon and shift to monotheism by claiming that El and Yaweh are two names for the same god, there are still more elements of this pantheon origin that remain to this day in the Bible. For instance, not only are El and Yaweh used as names for their God, but also Elohim -- which is plural. It can loosely be translated to "gods of El", referring to the pantheon, but believers these days will say it must be the Royal We and still only refer to El/Yaweh. Then there are the references that personify orchards, which make more sense when you learn that Asherah, as the goddess of fertility, was closely associated with orchards, and those stories were originally about her before she was removed from them (to the point of explicit commandments barring any acknowledgment of Asherah's existence). And then there's my favorite pantheistic remnant in the Bible: there's a Biblical story where El is talking to Elohim, he divides the world's population into 70 groups, and he assigns Yaweh to watch over Israel -- and we don't hear about the other 69 groups again. Which, in the modern Bible, effectively works out to "God was talking to himself, split the world into 70 bits, made himself the patron of Israel, and never spoke of the other 69 groups again." Which makes very little sense. In actuality, the original myth that story stems from was El dividing the the population up for his 70 sons, and assigning one of those sons -- the war god Yaweh -- to preside over Israel. Makes a lot more sense.

[@David-ep1iv]

Hey Alice. As you're a Tim Minchin fan (me too), have you seen his stand-up bit (actually sit-down) about 'Sacredness'? From memory I think it's about five minutes or thereabouts.

[@PaulMurrayCanberra]

Idiosyncrasy - a thing peculiar to some other thing. eg: I like vegemite and strawberry jam, it's one of my little idosyncracies. Monotheistic - the theological position that there is one god: Christianity and Islam.

[@Aliceingingerland]

I learn a lot after posting videos! Haha Vegemite WITH strawberry jam?! Quite the idiosyncrasy indeed! Haha

[@ManoChannelTuNelysk]

The beginning basically means that most of his material works against the major religions that have one god they worship...monotheistic means the religion in question has one god, not multiple like ancient egypt or india or whatever. So, christianity, islam, judaism...

[@SamAertgeerts]

6:40 I believe Tim said "cot death" there, not "Cop death"

[@bareakon]

On the subject of people who are mutated in a good way. They sequenced Ozzy Osbourne's genes and found he's a mutant with the power to process much more drugs and alcohol than any other human. This sounds like a joke but it's actually legit.

[@troybradford856]

*cot not cop (def hard to pick but Ive watched this show waaaaaay too many times hahaha)

[@Aliceingingerland]

Dammit! That's what I thought it was! I put the closed captions on and it said cop death so I went with that haha both horrible deaths..

[@troybradford856]

@@Aliceingingerland Yeah it kinda felt weird to write the correction - like somehow one is better than the other =/ But cot hits a bit harder when paired with the context of Tim's personal history =( If you havent yet, you should watch Tim's documentary "Rock n Roll Nerd: The Tim Minchin Story" - gives an insight about his journey from unknown to "making it"

[@chawkzero]

@@troybradford856 Did Tim experience some kind of tragedy related to cot death?

[@colmastro4373]

Monotheistic= religions that have a single god. Ie, the three abrahamic religions, ✡️ ☪️ ✝️

[@Linz1988nz]

His song The Fence is amazing Please do a React Your amazing

[@88Switches]

6:43 - Cot death, not cop death. Babies inexplicably dying in their cribs. It's a really grim joke, but it makes a point.

[@ISavant]

If you're in the car with my mum when she sneezes you run the risk of having your eardrums burst because she does these loud as hell sneezes that feel like the windows are about to burst. also monotheistic just means a religion with one god. mono = one, theos = god/divine (also porn is the worst for accidental pauses looking ridiculous. i've heard people say that i don't look at porn)

[@Aliceingingerland]

omg hahahah I know a couple people who have those horrific sneezes haha and ahhh thank you! I can't even pronounce monotheistic and had no idea how to spell it which is why I didn't both googling, so thank you! and yes true.. I can imagine there would be some ridiculous pauses in porn hahaha

[@LongandWeirdName]

Alice, do you mean those sneezes that sound like a gun with a "silencer" in bad movies?

[@A_nony_mous]

Monotheistic - mono = one, theism = belief in a single supreme being or god; so a monotheistic religion is a religion that has one god. Examples include Christianity, Judaism, Islam. Polytheistic (many gods) examples include Ancient Egyptian, Ancient Roman, Taoism, Shinto and most forms of Hinduism.

[@jacekwodecki3530]

You are intriguing to me. You are purposefully conducting yourself to appear simple and even (sorry) dumb, but I have seen several of your videos and you manifest a true insight and very mindful interpretations of things you react to. Why? Does it sell better? Is the persona of a "pretty idiot" really that monetizable? If it really is a successful business model, then I understand, but I still pity that you throw away the opportunity of being a "pretty intellectual". It is so rare, and (as I suspect) even more prone to admiration, especially that I can see that the society still correlates being pretty with being dumb. And you are so artistically pretty, in a way you are very similar to my wife with respect to facial appeal, so I can really relate. You could turn it into your unique advantage.

[@hannagraczynska875]

6:42 it's "cot death" (or SIDS - Sudden Infant Death Syndrome) and not "cop death"

[@nickjeffery536]

Sorry Alice, but I have to disagree with you - those are not bear feet, they are clearly human feet!!!

[@Apollorion]

Yes... bare human feet indeed.

[@jodieearl1492]

as provided by Tony

[@crazyratlady3026]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aam0nn2Vq917eJY This one next!!!!

[@python27au]

I have a couple of friends who are staunch religious nuts because the want to believe that being so will get them into the after life where they will live forever. Isn’t that being selfish and make them ineligible? I also had a friend who believed that all of science is wrong and the only answer you need is god. This happened because she had cancer and was going through a really tough time with chemo and such. She was persuaded to attend a church group who prayed for her and she got better. It was a miracle, god cured her cancer. The efforts of chemists, doctors and the power of modern medicine had nothing to do with it, they are rubbish. Got filled her with love and light and cured her so she owes him her devotion. I don’t understand their thinking.

[@davidnettles4734]

Please, please, please react to Epic Rap Battles of History. It's the funniest thing on the internet

[@Aliceingingerland]

Ooo sounds great! Will look into it thank you!

[@gracesprocket7340]

Monotheism is a God system in which there is a a The-God a specific 'being' - and only one of them. Deism is where there is no specific god-being, but something 'spiritual or powerful' that fills that same ecological niche of "gap filling". Pantheism is where there are many Gods each associated with specific areas of interest (such as life, death, evil, crops, storms and seas, thunder, volcanos etc).. Christianity is unique among mono-theistic religions in having a trinity of gods in (at least) four parts, with unique areas of interest including "foreskins", "Good", "sins", "Evil", and shipbuilding and zookeeping - also a generalised interest in genocide and the murder of boy children and the enslavement of virgin girls. But "It's Complicated", and in order to forgive sin (which being all powerful he/they can do) it was necessary to torture himself/otherkin on a cross and then to continue to enforce punishment of sin if you are unconvinced by the lies pedalled by your local confidence trickster in his/their name for the enrichment of that 'spiritual leader'.

[@TheFeltbegone]

Alice, you can not use a hot curling iron the average out a cold. The maths just don't work out.😉

[@Aliceingingerland]

hahaha damn! I mean.. I am horrible at maths so..

[@sekara9866]

Yeah, that word is not "cop".

[@Daiwie44]

He said that the reason he uses big words is because he's insecure

[@brianmcafee2269]

Hello beautiful