Tim Pool Suffers Massive DINK Meltdown

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[@stewpacalypse7104]

Tim Pool does have a girlfriend, but she goes to a different school so you wouldn't know her.

[@micahgelfand8282]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

She lives in Canada - and he got two rooms with Schrödinger kids…..

[@roberttregidgo6345]

He is totally not a virgin either

[@Jebbis]

I think I remember him saying she lives in Canada.

[@squitsquat]

I thought he did have a "girlfriend" but she worked on the show so she was an employee? 😂

[@garethmaccoll4374]

This hit a nerve for Tim because Seth and his wife are happy and choosing not to have kids, while Tim and his beanie are the couple that can't conceive and he's miserable inside

[@luna-p]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cjh.1920]

Most of the Tim Pool show is Beanie Baby internally screaming and being a childless incel loser while blaming anyone else for it. Even when I was on my way down the pipeline Tim always came off as a little pathetic.

[@scharlesworth93]

I am strongly in favor of tim pool not having kids now or ever

[@blacxthornE]

so are all women, so i think we're safe. remember when he said he can't find a date and it's not his fault it's definitely EVERYONE ELSE

[@andyk939]

I don’t think anyone has to worry about him getting near an actual woman.

[@82Jaster]

@@blacxthornE That was one of those moments where any normal person who listened to Tim should've checked out of his podcast. Because that's an incel mindset. Where everyone else is the problem and nothing has to do with your shitty views and behavior. There are just repeatedly moments with this guy where he says things that make you question why anyone listens to him. Whether it be this moment where he's lecturing a married man about how he should live his life, all the while he's nearly 40 and isn't married and doesn't have kids. And perhaps the most absurd thing of all, when he showed that he has no clue about politics when he argued that Trump was going to win 49/50 states during the 2020 election.

[@michaeldeaton]

Dont worry women are on board with this already

[@Theactivepsychos]

Ah come on. Can’t you see a 45 year old tim pool being owed by his own 15 year old twins on why he’s a hypocrite?

[@Paratet]

Tim Pool is a year and a half away from 40. According to his ideals, he should have a whole family by now.

[@cormacthem8406]

The people who cry so much about patriotism and freedom sure do concern themselves with the freedoms of other Americans. 🤷‍♂️

[@GeteMachine]

They're also always the first people to complain about a draft on men. Always.

[@CrashKaiju]

Especially the Canadian ones

[@jeffcrowtherjr.7861]

In this case, it's the freedoms of Canadians.

[@BSultimate]

Bingo

[@boxsterman77]

Don’t they.

[@argophontes]

The longer this planet goes without Tim Pool having kids, the better.

[@stevensica5918]

There are So Many others about which this could be said.

[@ComradeCatpurrnicus]

Tim doesn't need kids, he already has the locked in mindset of a child.

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

His children would disturb his wall weaponry and that's not allowed @ Chicken City

[@shadowoflugia]

AND he already has the two empty bedrooms! 😊

[@JimmyNuisance]

@@thepolarphantasm2319Seeing as Tim lost his shit ON AIR about his roomies pouring grease down his drain and clogging up the pipes, I don't really think he has the temperament needed for fatherhood...

[@BlueberryEnjoyer]

Wrong. Children are curious and love to learn. Please don't insult children by comparing them to Dim Tool.

[@ComradeCatpurrnicus]

@@BlueberryEnjoyer Fair enough, but we're all born ignorant, that's not a knock against children, just a fact, but people who fail to alleviate their ignorance, despite much opportunity and evidence, show that they've clearly never left much of that ignorance behind, or, they choose to ignore what they know is true, both seem like behavior of a child that hasn't grown out of these things we all do at a young age and onward, but many of us do eventually grow out of. I do understand though that children get a bad rap, they are capable of understanding and learning a lot more than many give them credit for. We really need to prioritize teaching critical thinking skills and empathy as young as possible.

[@njosborne6152]

My late wife was a high school teacher we had about 100 kids every single year for over 35 years. We don’t need any more kids! we’re good, thank you.

[@mattc5647]

Condolences on your wife.

[@AdrianMunch]

I made the comment a week ago that I don’t understand where this teachers with no kids uproar comes from, NONE OF MY TEACHERS in 13 years of schooling had kids. They were either young unmarried women, or older women whose kids were grown. After the war women COULD AFFORD TO GO BACK INTO THE KITCHENS. They can’t now.

[@stupidshinji1331]

I deeply respect people who decide kids just aren't for them. But people who have kids to have kids and treat them like crap are just monsters.

[@boarder6246]

100%

[@rileyfuckingrifle]

Underrated mindset, imo. 💕

[@dwightdhansen]

" who have kids to have kids and treat them like crap are just monsters" I was one of those kids. So this "people who decide kids just aren't for them" was my life decision.

[@yellowblanka6058]

This - if you have no maternal/paternal instincts and don't actually want kids, you shouldn't have them. Think about how much more pleasant society would be if everybody who wouldn't make good parents/don't really want kids didn't have them.

[@alexaecho4273]

that’s what many adults realize when they’re older . People have kids cus they’re forced to by their emotions and what society might say even if they starve or beat their kids at home

[@MrStyles784]

Tim Pool needs to be closely scrutinized over his homophobia - is he criticizing something he has never tried, or...

[@CDMButterfly]

😂😂😂😂

[@Mike-again]

Tim Pool is over housed.

[@sloanekuria3249]

underrated comment

[@sterlingfury]

And underbrained 😂😢😂😢

[@Dante3214]

@@sterlingfuryprojection

[@arhansen85]

Bahhahahahaha I just cough laughed out loud lol

[@shadowoflugia]

The VERY IDEA that someone might _genuinely_ not want kids is absolutely _unthinkable_ for some people! 🙄

[@blahpunk1]

He has two extra bedrooms so that when he gets married his wife can sleep in one of them.

[@williamcarter9066]

U left the important parts !! First he’ll have meet someone that can stand him then date him and somebody if she’s get “” accidentally pregnant “” and she can’t get an abortion if though it could end her life she’s have to agree dying is better than living the life before she met Tim deplorable Pool !!!

[@mhernandez1345]

She's gonna want that other room as a buffer zone between his room & hers (whoops sorry for using pronouns Tim 😢)

[@ciaranhughes1199]

The other room is for her bull .....

[@brainsniffer]

I mean, I prefer to think of it as she is going to have him sleep in a different one, but tomato, tomato.😊

[@EricLeafericson]

​@@williamcarter9066 Accidently pregnant is right. bet Tim Pool pokes holes in condoms.

[@birdworldist]

I seriously hope Tim Pool never has kids

[@eddiethedestroyer]

Life begins at the construction of a room.

[@eryqeryq]

Winner.

[@NunYabiznass-hd6dj]

I actually lol'd reading this, thank you

[@blacxthornE]

​@@NunYabiznass-hd6djbinder made the joke

[@SuperEMT6957]

That’s what the Alabama Supreme Court meant by extra uterine life

[@zzzT.]

😂👍

[@jonq8714]

My wife and I were for a decade plus completely on the 'no kids team' because they are tiny little expensive environmental disasters... but we changed our mind toward the end of our reproductive window and gave it a whirl, we now have a 3 year old and it's the best thing we've ever done. Had we been unsuccessful we were totally at peace with it too... let people just live their lives Tim.

[@thomasley4006]

I have kids. If anything it made me more left-wing.

[@fromulus]

I didn't have kids till 35, I didn't ever want to until around 30. I started to think about how bad it could be if virtually nobody on the left makes their own contributions to the future generation pool. We're not going to be here forever.

[@chadalpha7983]

Nothing upsets a right winger quite like seeing another person enjoying their life

[@micahgelfand8282]

Makes you wonder if they are just miserable 😅😅😅 normal people don't care about what other people choose to do with their lives

[@Tdesparza]

Literally zero people want to have kids with Tim.

[@darkangel9171]

Tim is a childless person complaining about other childless people? What a world we live in.

[@talyahr3302]

*Child free people choose not to have kids.

[@abbiealverez2960]

Doesn't this describe conservatives so well

[@abyssinia4ever]

Ann Coulter's been doing it for decades.

[@HansMuneEnBy]

Isn't this a lot of conservative men? Like the Pround Boyz... a bunch of childless neo-fascists.

[@thejosh3866]

Tim Pool has decided he needs to experience being trans before he can judge it as better or worse than not being trans.

[@headfangs]

right? has he had a gay experience yet? how does he know he doesn't prefer men to women?

[@sebastianhama5624]

tim pool forced feminization

[@PuffyCloud_aka_puffeclaude]

57, childless, long fullfilling marriage. Even widowed, not one regret. Bite me Tim.

[@margaretjohnson6259]

71, same here (childless, long fullfilling marriage, widowed). no regrets.

[@nathanmcdowell4731]

Smells lonely over here. Gross.

[@PuffyCloud_aka_puffeclaude]

@@nathanmcdowell4731 just as wrong as Tim. Vapid.

[@Robert_Jacobs]

I’m gay, I don’t want kids. Seth’s description is my dream.

[@Dante-420]

"b-b-but who's going to be your hospice nurse?!" - Jim jacuzzi and his incel army

[@njs_gc]

Tim needs some biology lessons. You can't make a baby with one of your skateboard buddy bros.

[@Shinius]

"I love my no-child having life" - Man who is loving his no-child having life. "No you don't, you need children to have a fulfilling life." - Man who does not have any experience having children. ???

[@MrStyles784]

Is Tim admitting to feeling unfulfilled?

[@micahgelfand8282]

​@MrStyles784 Yes

[@davidtran9444]

all the while living like a child himself. why does he want a kid in his life again...oh right some one to join him at the skate park.

[@miffedmax3863]

I feel like when right wingers get upset about people choosing to be child free it's actually because of their own existential terror of the impermanence of their own lives. Like, I have heard these people talk about having kids like it's reincarnation. Which I guess it sort of is, but not really. Their kids are their own people, not just clones of themselves. It's so weird. For the record, I recognise that the vast majority of people have kids because they want to statt their own family. I think that's the only good reason to have kids, honestly.

[@shadowoflugia]

@@davidtran9444someone to pay for his retirement home when he can’t take care of himself anymore 😂

[@batwingpie]

"I'm in stereo now, that's how right I am" hahahaha. Brandon cracks me up.

[@puffball4484]

It's projection. He's pissed at himself for not being able to live up to this standard. Seth is just a stand in for himself in this example. This is how he feels about himself. Dude's pushing 40 and can't even seem to land a girlfriend, let alone a wife.

[@ShaithMaster]

His voice sounds like a 15 year old perpetually going through puberty. Imagine hearing right wing talking point blurted at you in that voice, yea not surprised he's not married.

[@imaginethat3026]

​@@ChristianMission his hand😂😂

[@GoddessOfJokes]

​@@ChristianMissionIs she Inflatable?

[@leeswift7883]

​@@ChristianMissionis it you?

[@AllisonRutherford-vs4dt]

That's what everything all conservatives say is, just projecting their self-hatred

[@jo_clarke1960]

Why do they always put the problem at a womans door, he may be at fault, his swimmers may be failing?

[@lastcall8260]

😂🤣😂🤣 Tim Fool has no wife or children but has plenty of advice about family planning when it comes to other people, dude is a 🤡.

[@Playlist4Ella]

"Monetizing the anxiety of his audience"... truth-bomb

[@drewo8209]

Hes got no wife, no kids, and no hairline.

[@BellaZ209]

😂😂😂

[@eltorocal]

...but he has a Daddy...

[@Elemenace]

​@@eltorocalTechnically more than 1 daddy

[@idicula1979]

He’s got a hey “ fellow kids”, beanie though, but it looks good on him ( Caddyshack reference)

[@Manolara1]

He’s got a beanie, that he never takes off, not even in the shower. Please respect our newsman with a crystal flute, Timothy James Tool.

[@RK-dc2es]

Tim defending his child free life by citing the rooms for his purely hypothetical future kids reminds me of that vine where the kid goes "You're disrespecting a future US marine"

[@reginaldshort8486]

Tim Pool doesn’t have a wife or kids because he’s afraid it will take away from poker and sushi with the boys

[@BigLeafyTree]

*boysh

[@demodiums7216]

Hey nothing wromg with poker and sushi with the boyysss

[@OGimouse1]

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? 🧐 😂

[@andrewbrady6154]

The fact that he's a raging douchebag is probably a factor too !

[@imaginethat3026]

No self respecting woman wants to wake up realizing she's linked to Tim Pool for the rest of her natural life is why😂😂😂

[@vandal280]

He's going the "those who can't do, teach" route 😂

[@rkak15]

Tim Pool dresses like a South Park character

[@itcouldbelupus2842]

He THINKS like a South Park character, he's like if Cartman wasn't funny

[@horus7854]

You... Might be onto something there..

[@idontwantahandlethough]

_...holy shit_

[@ramunebradfordtake2710]

now I can't unsee it.

[@farhadchaudhry]

​@@itcouldbelupus2842 That's an episode idea. Cartman gets a podcast.

[@interdimensionalsteve8172]

The fact he's even covering this is embarrassing.

[@stevensica5918]

These podcasters have Never figured out that Less Is More. I suspect that either he was desperate for material OR he Really Though this was a to[ic about which he could make a real contribution.

[@weave_of_k]

Can you imagine being a child of daddy Tim Pool? What a nightmare of a thought.

[@princesspupcake1269]

I would genuinely rather be dead than have Bald-Boy as my father.

[@tyronebrown3837]

Would he wear a beanie ....for the baby

[@tyronebrown3837]

Ill take mr clean daddy​@princesspupcake1269

[@ashkebora7262]

I mean, it'd probably be pretty cool ... until you went to public school. Then you'd end up going to private school, and the bullying would begin in adulthood. ... Ohgod, they could become Tim 2.0

[@ohnooffwego]

I don't think we need to worry about him reproducing.

[@joseph7868]

“I’ve always liked kids, I always WANTED a Lamborghini with a hot tub in it” -Barney Stinson

[@marissaproulx3516]

Soooo many parents are being honest about regretting having kids. I wake up every day extremely grateful i never had children.

[@OGimouse1]

I remind my parents they shouldn't have had s3× trophies all the time. We don't get along--but that started long before I let them know.

[@pickledragonrebel]

Me too!

[@andyk939]

Imagine bringing a child into this fucked up world. It’s selfish.

[@fighttheevilrobots3417]

It's wrong to tell people what to do with their bodies...... either way. ​@@andyk939

[@redrick8900]

@@andyk939 The world is the best it's ever been.

[@davec1406]

US: parents, you're largely on your own raising kids. Some of us: I choose not to be a parent. Conservatives: How dare you!

[@MindForgedManacle]

"Imagine you never saw the top of your dad's head" 💀

[@BellaZ209]

😂😂😂

[@zswqade3q24]

I'm dying

[@brasileirokubrusly2]

I imagined it for a moment, and it was very sad

[@MrPiccolop]

😂😂😂😂😅

[@write4353]

Like never seeing the upper half of the parents bodies in the show Cow & Chicken

[@gurusmurf5921]

I've never met anyone trying to pressure me into not having children. I've met several people trying to pressure me into having children. Generally speaking, in my experience, if someone is trying to pressure you into something it's not an enjoyable and fulfilling thing. It has always been a nightmare that I have regretted.

[@GaiaCarney]

Tim Pool is ‘monetizing the anxiety of his audience’ ✅

[@carrington2949]

Like everyone with a podcasts.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

@@carrington2949 I mean... no? There are tons of podcasts that aren't anxiety-inducing whatsoever (quite the opposite actually), so idk what you're talking about. I mean tbh I understand _exactly_ what you're talking about... you're just wrong.

[@carrington2949]

@@idontwantahandlethough I should clarify - “the dudes with mics “ series of podcasts.

[@Seigensi]

if by anxiety you mean stupidity then yes.

[@CDMButterfly]

This! Beautifully succinct

[@Ozzymandius1]

Tim Pool: I have two extra bedrooms for family planning. *Most women disliked that*

[@saininj]

Emma continuing to destroy Tim Pool to this day.

[@wheressteve]

Timmy is a fish with a beanie in a barrel for her.

[@Poopheadlibbutt]

TIL THIS DAY!

[@FeralWorker]

Tim definitely asked for harsher mockery with that pdf slander.

[@davidm1926]

He loves it.

[@Lildoc911]

He's never going to recover from this, and frankly I'm okay with that.

[@Shamesticks]

My car has a backseat, family planning.

[@rmadrazo]

Tim Pool: Real men have wives and kids! Emma: How's the wife and kids doing, Tim? Tim: No, not like that.

[@82Jaster]

Yeah, Tim's fans will eat up what he's saying here, but Tim's only three years younger than Seth. And Seth has been married for over a decade now. But Tim has no wife and no kids and is trying to lecture someone on how they should live their married life. It's ridiculous to be telling anyone that they should have kids, but at least you'd have a foot in the door if you had them yourself.

[@danielx1224]

"I'm in stereo now, that's how right I am."

[@samwatson-tayler2805]

Tim Pool has never been shot in the balls with a 12 gauge, so how can he know it's better not to?

[@OGimouse1]

Only one way for him to find out 😮

[@thejosh3866]

I said the same thing about Pool and his criticism of trans people. By his logic, how can he know it's worse if he's never transitioned?

[@KomradeKrusher]

Are we sure? He sure sounds like he has.

[@FluffyBunniesOnFire]

I held onto my Lego collection... Family planning.

[@billydog1954]

Laying in bed smoking weed with a naked woman that's the thing Timmy is angry about because it's never happened to him LOL

[@wilcee238]

😂

[@dragonflyjones5023]

That logic is fxcking flawless 🧠. You won the internet today 🏆🏆🏆 You also owe me a shirt though because this comment also made me spit up my coffee 😂

[@godhimself1128]

Tim would likely puke if he took a hit tbh

[@chippsymcstagger4571]

He prefers crying in bed by himself drinking a juice box.

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

They're married too! Happily married ❤

[@thomask5965]

Lmfao Brandon with the on-point Bismarck quote 😂

[@Advent3546]

Seth Rogan: My wife and I feel pretty good with not having kids Tim: But have they considered my fanfiction of them feeling bad about not having kids??!!

[@duhduhduhdiesel1436]

Ill take a DINK over a sushi eating OINK any day of the week 😂😂😂

[@hawaiiansoulrebel]

An OINK lmao 😂

[@mistersleep7]

"I want to he married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say no to being my friend. -Michael Scott" -Tim Pool

[@spacebees86]

"Imagine if you never saw the top of your dad's head" is the pick me up I needed this morning

[@user-oj7uc8tw9r]

To a conservative, kids are a means to an end. They are a status symbol to them, not people to nurture and take care of.

[@talyahr3302]

This is not talked about enough. Totally agree

[@StarWarsAddict527]

I mean look at people like Ruby Franke

[@dominicfucinari1942]

And if not a status symbol, a tool for social media engagement revenue.

[@bachpham6862]

@@dominicfucinari1942 Well, given how much Libertarians is fighting to lower the age of consent, I am a little bit more cynical.

[@dominicfucinari1942]

@@bachpham6862 I can't understand why any faction of libertarians want relations with 15 y.o.s. Nowadays, where I live, they're more like elementary school primary graders from before the New Millennium. How could they be drawn to *that?*

[@aramelmartin]

Parents should get an extra vote for every spare room they have

[@Vincent-fo7xp]

I can not listen to Tim Pool talk. Why do all right Wingers have strange speaking patterns?

[@kevadu]

Brain damage

[@wolfgangouille]

I think even they know their ideas are so insane they can't express them with their normal voices. It's like cognitive dissonance. Right wing grifters don't even believe what they say. They have to act. It's just for the money.

[@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub]

They have to quickly move through their thought process so they and everyone else will have less time to unpack and process just how stupid it is

[@christophergreen6595]

​@@yishnir I was going to say they're all copying various media people they've seen.

[@MrStyles784]

Strange underlying thinking patterns (It's too bad they don't speak at the same frequency as they think - either they'd be more informed and wouldn't say the things they say, or they'd be silent)

[@haroldnicolas4740]

Tim Pool : "We have two extra room in the house" Tim Pool's imaginary girlfriend : "Kids with him ??! Yaaaaak !"

[@seymourbutts4654]

Conservative men are some of the most dramatic people on the planet. lol

[@seymourbutts4654]

What's masculine about sitting behind a microphone and gossiping about people you don't like ? @@latrinemarine826

[@fortnag]

It's all about the feels with those guys.

[@manderly33]

@@latrinemarine826 I mean, they said “some.”

[@np4029]

Strong stoic types 😅

[@jameshunt4611]

And the most un-fuckable

[@desmondnaugler4452]

I don't care what Tim Poole says I'm not leaving him alone with my kids.🤬

[@user-zt8hq2if1v]

Why ? Can you prove that he'll hurt them ?

[@Nanny_Jooj]

@@user-zt8hq2if1v You obviously don't have kids. You don't wait for proof, you go by gut feeling and I'm with @desmondnaugler4452 - I woudn't leave my kids alone with him either.

[@Christian_Ada1]

@@user-zt8hq2if1vcan you prove he won’t hurt them?

[@rudeboyjohn3483]

​@@user-zt8hq2if1v There's a reason he is one ball pit away from calling his compound Neverland Ranch

[@davidhinkley]

We need more details about Dim Fool's daddy creeping around TMR's chat. Please.

[@manderly33]

“Family planning.” Tim. You are 38. What exactly are you waiting for? To be an Old Dad?

[@Yurothehotot]

In order to have a child he's going to first have to find someone willing to have his children, I don't see that happening.

[@manderly33]

@@Yurothehototwell, exactly. I’m saying it’s all a bluff.

[@imaginethat3026]

​@@YurothehototDefinitely dont either 😂😂

[@WakingUpThirsty]

He's waiting to get planning permission for his backyard skatepark and sushi bar. Can't have kids without those!

[@CH-nw2kv]

I have a friend that got remarried to a younger woman who wanted kids. He is now 52 years old chasing around a toddler. He is constantly exhausted and miserable.

[@malfeitor1565]

“See, I’m in stereo, I’m so right”. Hahaha 💀

[@danieltobin4498]

Not everyone is parent material. Being a parent is a HUGE commitment that requires a monumental level of patience, empathy, willpower, knowledge, experience, attention to detail, and income to even lay the groundwork to be a good parent. If you have a kid, that’s it. You live for that kid. Your hobbies, your ambitions, and your desires all take a backseat to the wellbeing of your child. Your job is now to give that child a better future you ever had, and in order to do that you must enact sacrifices many would be uncomfortable to enact.

[@georgiarn3915]

💯

[@npviking]

Life begins at acquiring an extra bedroom 😂

[@screamingphoenix8113]

"Im in stereo now, that's how right I am" ☠️

[@jujutrini8412]

He’s very quick witted.

[@johnnydropkicks]

It’s quite difficult to find a house with less than three bedrooms. Great logic, Tim.

[@DivineVTDragon]

"It is a weird thing for someone who hasn't experienced something to be like, it is better to not have experienced said thing." Like... Pregnancy, Tim? Why does Tim have a say in ANYTHING that has to do with pregnancy. But in all reality, who gives a shit what Seth Rogan does?

[@xensonar9652]

"I don't have kids, but I have two empty rooms in my house, which is basically the same thing." - Tim Pool

[@wbalvanz]

Tim is 38 years old. His biological clock is going tick tick tick

[@AD-nz3cc]

😂😂😂

[@Teri338]

😂 sounds explosive 😮

[@ADjustinG2013]

Tick tack toe, a winner!

[@millhousemillard2140]

Always has that beanie that boy sick sick sick

[@JohnnySplendid]

He's only getting more unfuckable with every rant he uploads

[@natethegreatest1000]

"I don't have a dog, but I have plenty of bowls. Planning!"

[@williammcadoo8685]

Tim Pool has no family and all his friends and "band mates" are employees he has to pay. Seth's Life Sounds 100X Better.

[@micahgelfand8282]

Yep. Way less incel energy. Smoking pot and watching movies naked with a partner sounds pretty good

[@patrickcraig8022]

Seth probably has guest bedrooms too lol

[@_surreal99]

SINK criticizes DINKs 😤😂 That "two extra bedrooms" sounded like an invitation to whomever would be interested in Mr. Beanie😆🍕bro is sad!

[@llongone2]

Childfree, not childless. Some of us just don't want them (never have and never will).

[@abbiealverez2960]

And that is perfectly fine!

[@jujutrini8412]

That’s Tim’s pick up line! 😂😂😂”Two extra bedrooms at my house. Family planning. Leave it at that!” You KNOW he has said that exact same line before.

[@overthemoo]

“We have two extra bedrooms…” Sorry- who is “we”??!

[@CS.AtheistChannel.VoteBidenAOC]

Me and my demons.

[@luna-p]

He and his wife Moonlord

[@user-hv8vs9gx6j]

He and the boysh.

[@CharlieApples]

That’s what I was wondering

[@northernlights7955]

“Snatched the metaphorical beanie off his head” has me cackling 😂

[@waltyc.8577]

So when is Tim going to adopt two children to fill those bedrooms? There are a lot of kids in foster care who could use a good home.

[@goittoog7563]

Don't wish that nightmare on those poor kids.

[@OGimouse1]

​@@goittoog7563Okay, what about all those unwanted births given his anti-choice stance?

[@andrewmildenberg4210]

And you're suggesting growing up with Tim Pool falls under a "good home?" We want to HELP those kids. Why punish an innocent child by having it housed and raised by Tim "I haven't removed my beanie in 12 years" Pool.

[@luna-p]

Just wait, he's growing them from scratch out of old beanies in vats under the compound

[@DissedRedEngie]

​@@OGimouse1 Obviously, someone else deals with that. What, you want me to react to the consequences of my actions?

[@frromajr]

So when he said "WE" have to extra rooms. Does that mean hes playing things with the boyysh... 🤣

[@geargeekpdx3566]

Tim Pool will name his first child Kiddie Pool because like dad, he's always stuck in the shallow end

[@dumsaint]

Bravo 👏

[@keirfarnum6811]

Beautiful. 😂

[@cdsackett]

Landed that shit

[@geargeekpdx3566]

@@cdsackettOne of my best.

[@zenlandzipline]

@@geargeekpdx3566kiddie pool. Hahaha brilliant. Maybe he will name his second child “Cess” Edited for spelling.

[@sandpiperr]

Well why doesn't Tim have kids if not having kids is such an outrage?

[@ErikB0123]

Emma forever shitting on Tim is GOLD.

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

It's the best. It's the very best thing ever lol.

[@billclockwell]

Even as someone who doesn't understand not want to have kid, this is such a ridiculous thing to say about some else, can you image the outrage if a figure of Tim's size randomly pulled out a picture of someone like Megan Markle and began to explain why "I *know* she's miserable" because she has kids

[@GeteMachine]

Tim has no idea how hard it is to raise kids when you aren't a millionaire, to say any of this.

[@dirkthewrench]

It's natural for conservative men to think raising a child is easy when in conservative ideology, men play no part in raising children

[@realitywins9020]

This. Conservative economics are the reason why birth rates are declining. Yet conservatives would rather blame feminism, hedonism, LGBTQ people, etc! No, it's dog eat dog capitalism that leaves most people either in poverty, or too busy working hard in order to avoid falling into poverty!

[@carolynbridgeman5981]

Tim basically has no ideas at all. He just spouts whatever lunacy that will get him MAGA and INCEL clicks.

[@dishonoredundead]

Yeah, I wanted kids when I was younger. But I knew couldn't afford it, so I did the responsible thing and not subject more kids to growing up in poverty like I did. And it's because of people like him that so many will miss out on kids, and owning houses, never getting to live as fulfilled a life as you might have 40 years ago. It's like Elon Musk going on tv and admonishing everyone by preaching "you have not lived if you don't own your very own rocket. Your life is meaningless. Just get a second job to cover the upkeep". Except even more infuriating, because while I'm glad I didn't have any, now, lots of people probably had their hearts broken for life because they missed out.

[@Juicexlx]

That awkward moment when you don't mind your own business and look like an effin' clown, pretty much describes Tim Pool's entire persona.

[@kellyloganme]

"This could be a cope." - Every mildly experienced adult who sees Tim Poole open his mouth.

[@bmcmoo2577]

Life begins at extra bedrooms

[@IMelkor42]

When he split into two, Brandon should have said "This is how I reproduce, I don't need no woman!" I would have lost it

[@allstarjpg]

10:00 when I tell you I choked on my water at Matt’s subtle comment in the background 😂

[@InzidenzPanik]

Tim Pool-“This is where my wife and kid would be…IF I HAD THEM”

[@devos3212]

My girlfriend and I decided not to have kids many years ago. Still dont regret that decision. Kids are great, they’re just not for us.

[@kaidi223]

Family planning lol you're 38 years old, single and planning 😂

[@WizardTrixx]

“I’m in stereo now, that’s how right I am” 😂😂

[@wileysells1279]

"I'm in stereo now. That's how right I am." Lololol

[@micahgelfand8282]

Brandon is hilarious 😂😂😂 very dry humor

[@cainthebraindrain7056]

Man I really love hating Tim Pool. Viscerally.

[@BloatedJam]

I know. Every clip tmr covers on him, he's just saying the most absurd shit

[@felixmcinally8037]

"im in stereo, thats how right i am" xDDD

[@neglectsound]

Not having kids is great, not having Tim Pool as your dad is even better

[@miffedmax3863]

Right wingers: You shouldnt procreate. Me: Okay, I won't. Right wingers: Wait, actually....

[@BananaHams]

Of course he hypothesizes that it's the wife's physical issue, bleh. Coming up to 20yrs, hubs gave me the best wedding present ever: a vasectomy