Tim's Big Audition with Chris Distefano | The Tim Dillon Show

[@brentbarrus9754]

Tim looks like the most unsuccessful Rockefeller.

[@clairvoyance6847]

he’s the hunter biden of the family

[@syr72]

Brilliant

[@michaelgrommon5405]

Watch the Lex Friedman and Yannis clip where they talk about how Tim should be kept far away from any type of power or authority.

[@fatboii1390]

The Rockefeller’s wish they could look like Tim. They’ve been secretly trying to adopt him since he was a wee lad, yet have been always unsuccessful because since a wee lad Tim has always been “That Bitch”.

[@festivetouch]

Which means he’s the most successful Rockefeller.

[@ScoundrelSFB]

"The only reason Ben doesn't shoot up a school is because he doesn't like traffic" A most uncanny description

[@P_steez]

Distefano is one of the few comedians that can keep up with Tim’s tomfoolery

[@MissNatalonga]

Timfoolery

[@P_steez]

@@MissNatalonga love it

[@LouieC]

It's that NY in them

[@lemoniceluxe]

and he's hot

[@P_steez]

@@lemoniceluxe fuck it, sure

[@MisterStifler]

Chris looks so proud everytime any of his jokes land well with Tim and Ben lmao

[@isaiahwestrick3309]

Tim’s podcast goes through seasons, gas digital with Ray, the porch days, the covid days and now we’re in the sunglass days

[@bobbyaxelrod5959]

Porch Days were his Magnus Opus

[@Killerbee_McTitties]

well those shades es cost 90.000 dollars after all

[@madcat5965]

Sunglass days were months ago. This is the shitty guest phase and running out of steam due to all the riches destroying any microcosm of motivation the pig had left. It’s lovely and I’m jealous.

[@isaiahwestrick3309]

@@madcat5965 I wish him well

[@slow88LX]

Don't forget the Hypebeast period.

[@loser-forever]

“Joes got navy seals as security…. I’ve got Ben. Ben has good hand-eye”

[@thisisallveryimportant4972]

The funniest part of the show is the reoccuring stevewilldoit partnership and promotion

[@dertythegrower]

That dude promotes fraud, and then gives back a few pennies of it to get clout by pretending to be nice

[@dertythegrower]

Stevewilldoit guy deserves to be sued and jailed. for multiple things. he defrauds thousands.

[@dertythegrower]

Steve is a confirmes scammer. Kid pays for attention and clout with money he does selling nft and other fraud.

[@dertythegrower]

Tim deserves to not give that kid attention ...is Ben that lost also.. he has no idea steve scammed a lot of people?

[@zuckle5319]

@@dertythegrower they dont care...he payed them

[@c.c.2763]

The riffing off of one another is on another level. This is the duo we’ve been waiting for and will need more of.

[@kyleweiss4803]

Please, no. This guy's annoying

[@himynameiscorey]

So much high blood pressure between the two of them and I’m here for it.

[@bungholio1586]

@@kyleweiss4803 your annoying

[@Barren_Harem808]

Could not agree moar

[@therealwilfreddierkes9980]

No.

[@John-wf5if]

I used to have a friend that had a pair of glasses like Tim. He sold counterfeit Ralph Lauren goods, and retired at 26. Great guy.

[@leongorani5121]

We wish him well.

[@chillbeats4296]

Life in the Big City 🤷🏻

[@mraBJJ33]

I love when someone makes tim laugh and break his character

[@pokemon_420]

Tim dresses like my rich high school friend who'd steal 100's out his dads wallet

[@kyanrinel5898]

Tim needs three more collars to look like that.

[@miamihurricane865]

My H.S. friend, who also looks and acts like Tim, secretly broke into his dad's safe.....LOL.......

[@GamingwithSteeeve]

almost spit my drink out 🤣

[@jwallguitar]

Nailed it

[@omarluyando9353]

Did he spend it with the guys at least ? Lil Shmokey smokes

[@An_Albosaurus]

“Taking a nice drive to go get OxyContin in Suffolk County Long Island is a better use of your time than arguing over Facebook about healthcare” - Tim Dillon

[@Serenitynow87]

Don’t you love the Long Island references?

[@paulallen-01]

As a NYer myself I concur

[@robertphillips9014]

@@paulallen-01 👋Paul

[@PrivateBlandon]

Well he isn’t wrong lmao arguing over healthcare like we have any control over it lol

[@mrdbourke]

After all these episodes I thought I knew Tim… but 36:24 really highlighted how many important causes he stands for. Proud to be a subscriber!

[@Ajax-0137]

Chris is the perfect guest for Tim. Their humor and energy meld so perfectly! Please have him back again!

[@danimi361]

I agree

[@fillmorehillmore8239]

He needs to have him every cast. They both shut up at the right time.

[@Juck_The_Fews]

Agreed. This guy, Kump and Mullen are the only good guests on this show.

[@jollyneuron]

Incredible. Bouncing back and forth like a professional pingpong match 😄

[@strikkmoez]

True that!

[@Emersonsexperience]

As soon as Tim said ‘Jews’, when writing his audition letter, I laughed uncontrollably until after he’d re-read the whole thing back. Best episode since Tim’s been off the road. Ben’s as terrible as ever.

[@rodriguezch7]

Fair

[@jonahtran1]

I had to pull over I was laughing so hard

[@keetonpark]

It’s funny bc he’s almost based. Then you realize Tim will never actually cross the line

[@todd.howard]

Fed up with Ben

[@BobbyBundlez]

that went on for way too long

[@Jenny_from_the_Crockpot]

The reflection in Tim's sunglasses is the closest I will ever be to watching the Dubai Burj Khalifa light show.💫

[@plnkfloydian7814]

Lol

[@fridajohansson846]

Haha

[@sunnsnowmussoorie3557]

Nice

[@ryancoureton8779]

I work at a VW dealership and that whole bit is 100% accurate 💀

[@prod.bynil-oh7440]

@@eeeeeeee134 true

[@codywithrow7993]

@@eeeeeeee134 couldn’t agree more.

[@wyguy1212]

@@eeeeeeee134 what does that have to do with VW lol

[@tommynobaka]

@@wyguy1212 schulz has a porsche speedster replica made out of the shell of a Jetta and or Beetle

[@isthismicon4629]

I can't get enough of Tim Dillion's podcasts. Tim and Ben are hysterical and incredibly intelligent. I look forward to each podcast.

[@fu2201]

i can

[@soicybunny]

@@fu2201 lmao

[@johns818]

If it wasn't for Ben's laugh track.. 90% of what Tim says is not even funny.

[@ME143-c1d]

His shows were even better back in the Gas Digital/ Ray Kump era. Tim was much less restrained.

[@Dom_721]

Ben is NOT intelligent but I get your sentiment

[@CarmineLupertazi]

8 minutes in and this Episode is already better than the Andy Schulz bombing last week.

[@BobbyBundlez]

yeah schulz was annoying last week

[@tombrady8109]

His new special bombed???????

[@tombrady8109]

Please tell me if yall are talking about his special and that it bombed?

[@RockyMountainWest13]

I enjoyed it

[@rotinhellu-tube2737]

Snoozer fer sure

[@kkandola9072]

Tim : “ have you ever had Gulab Jamun ?” Chris: “ I thought that was the new DA of New York” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mikeeee13]

😂😂😂😂

[@MrsParksIsInTheHouse]

Chris is killer funny. ☺️

[@cc_hamilton_5679]

Shame we couldn't see Tim's eyes during that reaction

[@mikeylestreets]

I worked for Pakistani boys for over 10 years and gulab was one of my favourite of their sweets. There's a pistachio one too which I love.

[@fusuyreds1236]

@@mikeylestreets burfee?

[@shankypanky8879]

Never watched any Chris Distefano stuff before this, but man, this episode didn't slow down at all. Chris was an outstandingly hilarious guest who "added" to the show rather than restraining it.

[@nz540im3]

Chris Is an awesome fucking guest

[@unc9106]

“I thought that was the new DA of New York” Seeing Tim actually crack up is pure joy for me

[@doofy3564]

"is ben a grappler" is now my favorite out of context quote from this show.

[@brennenconlee437]

This weeks ep is a breath of fresh air after listening to Schulz acting self important and self deluding himself into think he’s somehow saving/reinventing comedy for an hour

[@travis3581]

Yeah it’s getting a bit cringe esp as a fan of Schulz, if his head keeps inflating he won’t be able to get through doorways

[@byloyuripka9624]

yeah the schulz episode was insufferable. its fucked up he took my weekly episode from me, my only rare moments of pleasure in this hellish existence so full of knofe fights

[@imnotracistbut-9559]

Love Schultz’s comedy but his last appearance was the only episode I didn’t finish bc it was so bad and uninteresting and boring af I don’t understand how that works but Tim shines best when solo or whatever he’s with Kump or shitting on Ben imo

[@Thinknappythoughts]

Shultz is a talented comedian but thinks he’s top dog since rubbing elbows with Rogan.

[@tymcdowell68]

That episode took years off of my life. I didn’t want a god damn expose of the modern marketing climate. I wanted Tim to accuse Liz Cheney of planning 9/11 and accusing Ben of being an orphan

[@westcoastkidd17]

19:06 ".. they even make hoodies for your dog.." Ben--- "oh wow.." .... "SHUT UP !!"

[@dalkurd1]

I suffer from chronic depression, anxiety, scoliosis and hypogonadism. This is one of the few things in life I look forward to. Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪

[@johns818]

Further proof that Tim's audience is just a bunch of indoor cats and incels.

[@abidesthedood3490]

Jeezus get this guy a wheelchair and a cat.

[@dalkurd1]

Incel indeed

[@PsychologyOfTheFight]

Hang in there bro

[@dalkurd1]

@@PsychologyOfTheFight Thank you so much ♥️

[@jonathanadams1714]

I thought they remodeled the studio but then I realized they just put Ben off screen 10/10

[@dallas9421]

Chrissy D X Tim Dillon = Comedy gold. YES OR YES BABES?

[@ninemimesleft]

I groaned when I saw Tim had another guest after last week. But this guy's funny!

[@travisstincelli9669]

Yaaaassss!

[@HybridTrapMusic]

love your sunglasses! ❤‍🔥❤‍🔥

[@Kmanjr0]

Overpriced sunglasses indoors is our new pronoun

[@ChanceYolo]

I think Tim and Chris might be my new favorite combination for the podcast

[@topdhen]

He looks like he got fired from Bayern Munich penalty kick coordinator

[@myword787]

This was a really solid episode

[@turtlejohnny2145]

I love that Chris makes Tim laugh

[@PunkRicksVideos]

The reflection in Tim’s glasses is psychedelic. Trippy dude!

[@pauloconnor5850]

This is one of the better episodes my friend, great content I've listened to you for a while now and you're ageing like a fine wine!

[@RamonesFan201]

🤮

[@pauloconnor5850]

@@RamonesFan201 🤡

[@zebulunashcroft6623]

I would actually pay to watch Chris' family life as a sitcom...

[@jaysmokin8559]

This podcast is just absolutely awesome so well done and horribly ran at the same time. Tim you're a genius and I truly appreciate you and what you've done, you're hilarious and hopefully we could work together one day.

[@bobbyaxelrod5959]

This is a 180 from last week. Great episode.

[@danielbauman6402]

“Ben’s got great hand eye”😂 “Idk, probably not” 😂😂😂

[@aaarroncing4895]

27:00 thanks for shouting out to Gulab Jamun ! Love from India to Timinder Dhillon!

[@mpayne8206]

Omg my face hurts!! I think I was able to keep from laughing an entire 5-10 minutes this entire podcast lol!!

[@kennethhowell1591]

Love to see someone keep pace with Timmy and even make him giggle. Chrissy D is a real one.

[@pipicacadanslepot]

Ben "sharing his personal experience" with the therapy company while his eyes are GLUED to his laptop... LOL

[@FaterialL]

tims "is that what happened?" lol

[@ajtyler367]

On the spectrum energy tbh lmao

[@ponderingimbecile4775]

Fake business!

[@joshportelli]

He's not that good at this

[@veryimportantrus]

So much better then the previous one Chris is literally hilarious, and paired with Tim , just great duo))

[@Josh-ru9pc]

I would bet This is going to be one of the best guest s/podcast ever from Tim

[@abidesthedood3490]

I bet josh eats his own boogers and shits his pants a lot.

[@micahjames9645]

And I love my therapist now…cuts to Ben laughing 😂😂

[@chrisdaniel2759]

My favorite part of every episode is when Tim crushes Ben’s spirit. I wish that were the only topic every week, crapping on Ben. It’s the only thing I look forward to.

[@blindthrall]

It's the equivalent of watching one of those videos of an industrial hydraulic press crushing a can.

[@rotinhellu-tube2737]

It’s necessary work, like using local pool water to put out forest fires. Left unchecked Ben’s ego will lead to tragedy.

[@Niekomojo]

Bet y’all will think it’s hilarious when Tim finally pushes him over the edge and Ben ends himself.

[@blindthrall]

@@Niekomojo I didn't until you brought it up.

[@dogzer]

*The Ben (and Tim) Show IS A BIG SUCCESS*

[@Sky_Bridge]

This is one of the very best episodes! Chris is a great guest for the TDS! Cheers!

[@Moon-littt]

11:50 Tim is right this needs to be a show 🤣

[@pauloconnor5850]

Tim Dillon is my new go to person for humour, profanity and everything in-between 😎

[@inyourgranmaass3605]

Awesome

[@TonyChin226]

These guys together are the dream team.

[@nodiggity9472]

Ben Avery went to my Grandmother's house, took a dump on her kitchen counter, stamped on her new-born kittens then left, chuckling to himself and treading kitten juice into her new carpet. She was very annoyed.

[@DawnWillDoIt]

So basically he did what he does to this podcast every week.

[@se5080]

Typical 😂

[@soicybunny]

i look forward to these types of comments every weekend

[@nodiggity9472]

@@DawnWillDoIt For all intents and purposes, yes. It's an appalling way to behave.

[@nodiggity9472]

@@soicybunny These 'types' of comments? 😲 And just what types are *they* then Mimi? Pray tell . . . . 🤨 . . . . .. . 🤭

[@Whyyalltakecheeboohandles]

That email Tim had Ben write had me laughing out loud like crazy

[@josef2012]

Now I know why those sunglasses are so expensive. They shoot multi-colored lasers.

[@blindthrall]

All de colors o' da rainbow!

[@00SmileTime00]

I will never not listen to Tim ranting by himself; but damn these last few guest episodes have been fuckin' excellent

[@jZamora87]

You don't have to lie.

[@AntonioGonzalez-nc8tq]

Tim with other New Yorkers is great because they're the only ones who can make Tim laugh.

[@Sir_Robin_of_Camelot]

Schulz sucks

[@WackieChai]

Tim Dillon is now wearing a $1M pair of dark glasses 🤓 What a hero Tim is giving so many all over the world a badly needed laugh.

[@3rdeye931]

I can’t feed my family, and my family business just went out of business but something about Tim’s million dollar glasses gives me hope. 🤪

[@pauloconnor5850]

100% man! They must be 120,000,000 by now! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@inyourgranmaass3605]

@@3rdeye931 I can't feed my family either

[@businessman7841]

it’s insane how he is so nonchalant about wearing 6 million dollar sunglasses

[@alankritavankamamidi1959]

As a south asian woman, I was cry laughing at the email extolling the love for gulab jamun among other skills 😂

[@jordanjae]

This is gonna be a good episode guaranteed!

[@DawnWillDoIt]

Is it because of the 400k sunglasses 🕶?

[@KH-ct9or]

My face hurt from laughing. I had to keep pausing it. This was great, thank you!

[@asopher]

Top Tier episode. Fire from start to finish 🔥

[@jeffreywhitaker8278]

He should sell t-shirts of a porch Tim, sunglasses Tim, COVID Tim, Tim with a guest all the different forms of Tim! BAPE hoodie Tim, Polo Ralph Lauren Tim

[@bhief473]

Those would sell 🤌

[@jeffreywhitaker8278]

Cartoon characters, limited drop make em a collectible

[@MrsParksIsInTheHouse]

ChrissyD and TimmyD? I’M HERE FOR IT!

[@obiigwe8349]

Tim and Chris are a good duo! Great laughs!

[@RR-dq1bi]

That “shut up” at 19:00 is why Tim is the goat. Ben really needs to know his place.

[@freddyfootstomps6557]

5:45 is actually a super poignant observation. We don’t have ANY sitcoms representing real American families like they used to

[@SAFbikes]

Whaaa? But what about Modern Family, I thought everyone was gay in 2022

[@tarico4436]

@@SAFbikes I quit watching MF a few years ago, but what I remember of the older daughter, the one who went away to college in Eugene, Oregon, how she almost always appeared "put upon," she nailed it. Whoever outlined her character nailed it. Whiny spoiled older female teen. Every time she was on the screen I looked away, fast forwarded it. There hasn't been a less loveable character since Nurse Ratched in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest."

[@hypnosis4207]

For real! They would have to do it on KZbin not on CBS or abc lol I think more people would watch if it was on KZbin

[@banksta3]

The Modernist Family

[@mmr0221]

@@SAFbikes gay, rich, liberal and without any real world problems. Basically Curb but taking itself seriously and without any comedy

[@kicknollingwood6887]

Every week I'm disappointed to see Ben smirking away with his golden ticket in his greedy clutches...

[@lazylion420]

Tim looks like every guy that ever sold me coke in college.

[@Ifraneljadida]

I met Ben's wife last weekend. Let's just say she's a bit of a battle axe

[@AngelWest58]

interesting...

[@gooberguck7483]

This joke reminds me of that tragedy... Rip king

[@Matanumi]

Aren't they all

[@blindthrall]

A battle axe with a butthole wax.

[@brainiac1595]

Doc she's chokin!

[@mawv3270]

I stopped watching timmy for a while and it’s so good to be back!

[@_westcoastcanine_]

Tim “I don’t have guests” Dillon 🍿🇺🇸

[@keithbarker1934]

Tim “I have to get something out of the car” (at Ari’s. Then leaves as soon as he showed up without saying hello to anyone including Ari) Dillon 👏

[@bobcabot]

your best show so far, he is very quick too! (cant wait for Louis) ...and by the way: first one i watched from start to end

[@Kyle-xt8ip]

Ben made that resume exponentially more funny by putting brown face in quotation marks. 🤣

[@_superradical]

I love when Tim screamed “RIGHT RIIIIIIIIIGHT” and it got weird 3:38 and you can hear Ben laugh it in the background, it’s so good

[@samueld6083]

Jesus Distefino, you've really gotten all the mileage you can out of Titi Jerry. Wrap it up

[@jjjohemith221]

Love the way Tim says "Jizzlane"

[@stevenclyde5400]

The year is 2030. It's a real knife fight out there. Tim is back to popping percs and railing lines at his desk. Life in the big city.

[@cam5833]

It’s a blessing.

[@ZMartinW]

Yes or yes ?

[@clough211]

"Its ok man"

[@mattbob1995]

we all want to see Tim relapse

[@hmiddle3495]

a poem.

[@umpftheterrible]

Finally, I can take you seriously, Tim. Thanks to those glasses. You and Chris just changed my life. And yes, I did see Oprah at that church.

[@ninemimesleft]

Now that Whitney Webb has finished her Epstein book you should have her back on!

[@lizl2432]

My two favs reunited … one of Tim’s funniest clips was on History Hyenas (RIP) when he was role playing a mortgage broker with Yannis.

[@trentruckle7326]

RACHEAL..... WE GOT ANOTHER ONE 😂😂

[@danielf6734]

I was hyperventilating from laughter when I watched that

[@melvinraps1853]

Holy shit this episode was 11/10 hahaha! This was some serious ppdcast quality content 🔥❤️

[@Penellabella]

Tim I support any projects that you do. I love all your work and your podcast is one of my favorites.

[@LukeTG1TTV]

I’m gay guy from the UK. When visiting Toronto I went for a walk just to see what the gay bars were like. I asked a white gay guy and his black girl friend which bars are ok. They were nice about it. Had a little chat. I felt like an extra in their sitcom.

[@ModernWelfareThree]

Favourite guest so far!

[@purehenry]

I see why Tim is friends with Chris. Great conversation. Thank you

[@given0fox968]

Tim and Ben owe me a pair of XL meundies because 36:17 made me shart-laugh.

[@BACNandEGGS]

It’s 2022 and people still think OxyContin was called OxyCotton like it’s a new fiber lmao DECADES 😂

[@FanYarnla]

Tim’s in his element with NY comedians these episodes are unreal

[@taybaebae14498]

Another stellar episode!

[@ioncamin5]

"My father watched, he thoughts it was " not so rich asians"....i spilled coffee on my keyboard, fuck you chrissy, you owe me mechanical keyboard....ahahahaahahahahahah

[@gnudidoodie]

What a wonderful guest! That was refreshing after watching Andrew lull Tim into intellectual boredom.

[@MrDolphinDiver]

Chris is a great guest. Funny and knows when to talk and when to listen.

[@traveller2378]

Ben has mastered the use of Notify Me. Well done!

[@thefrankiepalmeri]

It' always nice to see two gay men sitting down for a long form chat.

[@ronburgandy7571]

They just Sal volcano for a perfect triangle of love.

[@jajahgadis]

Ben barely talked though.

[@thefrankiepalmeri]

@@jajahgadis I said men. Not subhuman parasites.

[@tonyromeo8560]

My 2 favor characters on KZbin right now. Thank you guys

[@abidesthedood3490]

Lol wtf is wrong with u

[@wolfganggarrigan5716]

chris and tim have a phenomenal podcast vibe... tim and andrew schulz, not so much

[@tarico4436]

More often than not these shows with guests blow. This was a pretty good ep.

[@samb9403]

This week the convo is with a comedian that's actually funny vs last week, a professional self promoter..must-watch vs unwatchable respectively.

[@allentastic]

Shulz is fucking hilarious. Haven’t watched that episode, but I’m going to now lol.

[@jazzskeletonwithajoint9903]

Shulz is a pretty funny guy but kinda didn’t work so well on tims podcast, kinda j interrupted tims funny tangents imo

[@jonnygranville281]

17:50 Yes Tim. I love it. Kids will figure it out. Each person has to do it.

[@roccohumphries5274]

tim dillion is indescribable

[@Fryed_Bryce]

You just described him

[@sir0nion]

@@Fryed_Bryce Yeah if he was really indescribable he'd say "Tim Dillon is"