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[@TimDillonShow]

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[@busdrummer]

Fucking love you bro

[@CH-ml4rz]

SPOILER ALERT

[@Chillzy]

bonus episodes are worth it! get on the patreon you pigs.

[@hustler3of4culture3]

You should do an interview with Angie Speaks

[@samus598]

@@Chillzy Can I pay in truffles that I dig with my muzzle from the cold frozen northern dirt?

[@absoluteMJ]

The Eric Cartman and Butters Stotch show

[@Conservative1001BG]

Oh shit, you’re right

[@GodsNode]

Duuuude

[@johnnyblaze9543]

Very accurate. Also why they are the best 2 characters. . .besides randy, obviously

[@liamgallagherrr]

Bruh

[@mitchellbowser6764]

Let’s goooo

[@crisisactor420]

TRAIN BY DAY, TIM DILLON PODCAST BY NIGHT! ALL DAY!!

[@mikelong3460]

Sleep by day maybe

[@samuelrappaport6162]

😂🤟🏽

[@jhart1127]

Top notch reference 👌

[@clark7john]

Cocaine by day, Tim Dillon Podcast by night… ALL DAY!

[@fantomasfanto8469]

“He asked me to borrow 300 dollars & I said no” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@john.jai.sullivan]

😂😂😂

[@blenderguru]

This is now the only comedy podcast worth listening to. Makes sense that it would be the biggest.

[@twodoorsfewerwh0res553]

Nah

[@nicholasmaniccia1005]

Holy shit, it's awesome seeing big channels from other fields support someone like Tim.

[@unownnnn]

Salute

[@mukesh_bombay]

this past weekend is also great. listen to tim's guest appearance on that

[@twodoorsfewerwh0res553]

@@growinglifeorganic940 didn't you shit your pants in the 9th grade because you were too afraid to ask the teacher to use the bathroom?

[@wrathofricky]

"I believe in abortion, extortion, all the ortions" 😂😂

[@TheRightHandedNeutrino]

"Joe Rogan can watch in Texas from his Trailer Park" - Tim Dillon folks, are you not entertained?

[@DennisMoore664]

That was freaking beautiful!

[@JFox337]

That was ducking hilarious

[@Free33World]

Such a diss in the most beautiful way. Its how your real friends bring you back down to earth. When they make you realize what you're complaining about is a non-issue.

[@jordan_velasquez]

At this rate, Tim Dillon will turn Bohemian Grove into a stunning estate!

[@fitnessfrank83]

Shut up and PUMp up

[@moonlit6311]

God, I hope he records the podcast one day from Bohemian Grove.

[@theleastbannedman]

Tim would rather turn a stunning estate into Bohemian Grove lmao

[@badik10]

Tim is the therapist you never asked for but you always needed

[@ethanellis465]

you accidently said "the" twice...

[@HungGarEarthBender]

Tim Dillon is the G.O.A.T. Life in the big city means nothing without him.

[@joevines3428]

Your right.

[@Crizzy2swaqq]

Joe Vines cmon I shouldn’t have to explain that’s the wrong your it’s 2200

[@HungGarEarthBender]

c. Rob are you a time traveler?

[@ronaldk563]

Tim is a Goatman. Half man half goat. Life in the big city.

[@astralnight3493]

@@ronaldk563 Amen

[@riledmouse4677]

He’s becoming like an essential amino acid to my mental health. Without this vital supplement, I don’t know how I’d survive.

[@servant141]

I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.

[@jordanmercier3616]

@skankhunt42 frighting - /fright • ing/ - Adjective : Displaying or engaging in violence out of fear. "David John Shafer was caught frighting Skankhunt42 after Skankhunt42 made a comment about his hairline and then David ate his whole family for dinner."

[@sb-jw7hd]

@skankhunt42 So rude.

[@brentfilmore]

Bukowski

[@nicholasmaniccia1005]

@skankhunt42 your acting like he has the hairline of Namor the Sub-Mariner, that's just a regular receding hairline, it happens to dudes.

[@evanabbott2737]

Me too, especially these days....fuggetaboutit!!😂👍

[@WitzyZed]

i am one of 30 - 50 million listeners. these are factual statistics.

[@castello544]

Just the facts mam

[@WitzyZed]

ach nix I stand corrected. I was too busy bingeing steak fries and chugging Open Pit BBQ Sauce ™️.

@@WitzyZed thats what im here for

[@blammo8208]

No bro im the 51millionth you tWaT

[@blammo8208]

WOAH WOAH WOAH ALL OF YOU NEED TO RELAX AND TAKE A SMALL BREAK TO TRY MAGIC SPOON!!!!!! ALSO SOME FLOAT TANKS, ONIIT BRAND AS WELL AS ELK MEAT SUPPLEMENTS ETC YOU MORONS!! #POWERFULTDS *EDITED TO GET THE HASHTAG RIGHT. LOS ANGELES #POWERFULTDS taking over JRE

[@fabiolopez7079]

i need Tim Dillon on the radio while I'm speeding running over pedestrians on GTA V.

[@olat1809]

Bet he’ll be on GTA 6

[@mohnjayer]

Just got back from looting a Trader Joe’s in Portland. Happy to be eating my organic jerk spice plantain chips while listening to the best podcast on this awful, awful planet.

[@natehutchinson5586]

Not only does Tim have the biggest podcast now he has had the biggest podcast for over 65 years. Johnny Carson himself famously envied him

[@ladeacarr4245]

steven seagal trained tim 47 years ago on podcasting

[@yeseniaarias2493]

Joe rogan wishes he was this funny. No offense to joe, I love his show sm. But fr

[@redalertwagers]

Interesting

[@Guitarded]

joe is a suck up to all his guests. he's sheeit.

[@yeseniaarias2493]

Guitarded ah he’s just respectful. It’s called making your guests feel comfortable

[@ChrisAngelFather]

Dude everyone wishes they were this funny. Tim's literally sex on ecstacy. Other com pods just don't do the trick. Theo von honestly cracks me up sometimes though

[@blammo8208]

Uhhhmmm Joe aint tryna be funny. just trying to interview and hopefully enlighten. Yes, #POWERFUL TDS is more funny. But its apples to oranges your way toots

[@jg2408]

As a Rothschild I highly appreciate the rants where you berate the people who aren't a Patreon member.

[@djordan22]

I joined patreon just to find out it’s audio only. God damnit Tim, I’m stealing ur jewels

[@drsherman5533]

is it worth it?

[@matthewtilly6513]

Dr Sherman yes

[@jealouslosers1471]

@@drsherman5533 its worth it cuz you're supporting a cool guy

[@jg2408]

@@drsherman5533 All jokes aside, yes, completely. If you dont mind audio only, it's beyond worth it. A couple hundred episodes and several very interesting guests, especially the Franklin Scandal/Who Took Johnny guests. 5 bucks is a fucking steal. 20 bucks is a deal

[@UnknownUnknown-bx2lc]

That's actually Tim's cape covering the back wall

[@blammo8208]

HERE HERE!!!

[@robmorgan1214]

Nope it's too small...way to small. So this one time...i made a fat joke. I hope he likes it!

[@kingzion3032]

This show is proudly sponsored by Ralph Lauren XL black T-Shirts division.

[@apatterson619]

XXXL

[@bocadamata1583]

Seriously, the last few months haven't been kind to him. He will be Ralphie May in less than a year.

[@rosephjosenbaum7130]

XL?

[@rosephjosenbaum7130]

Boca da Mata Ralphie may was 500+ Tim looks to be high 200s or around 300, not healthy sure but nowhere near Ralphie May.

[@fernandoviacava4796]

Why does Ben hit his vape like Tim will stab him if he sees any smoke

[@thetavibes9021]

My guess would be that he's trying to be polite regarding temptation, since Tim probably quit smoking.

[@lukasevans9246]

Actually lmfao

[@trumpstantrum498]

Seriously, Ben should take a real pull off that thing and enjoy.

[@3DomSculpts]

Because he will.

[@zachcunningham5660]

The "Jamie" to Tim Dillon

[@extrasmalldoll654]

I believe everything Tim says.

[@christiandaquila9059]

good you should

[@themagicbullet7849]

Youre not funny

[@JA-ld3it]

luck zuck cringe

[@paulwhetstone0473]

“I believe in abortion, extortion and all the ortions.” Tim Dillon

[@physical_graffiti8671]

The word of.. GOD

[@kirabarsmith9353]

The "We Are The World" part made me snort from laughing so hard, Tim is a comedy genius.

[@sauceguy19]

ben’s hiding cigarettes in those rolled-up sleeves

[@Eblis840]

Ben is in a off Broadway production of Grease Lightning.

[@codydickson5508]

I remember listening to Rush Limbaugh in my moms car my whole childhood. Tim's cadence and style of talking hits that imprinted spot in my 🧠. It's relaxing like listening to a meditation tape with "spring rain" and "ocean tide", but for someone who grew up with strict rightwing parents from the midwest.

This camera set up is what i needed.... look into my eyes baby 😬 the assistant is so cute ☻

[@CH-ml4rz]

I like this better too tbh

[@BostonBlues]

Ben is an androgynous AI producer

[@yoroto9341]

Only took a year... but He’s already ahead of Rogan for the most watched podcast in history and he now has a nicer camera. Man... Timbo gonna be hosting UFC Fights before Covid-19 phase 18

[@theotherkangaroo]

Ben has dimples 😍

[@draggingthischain]

Tim Dillion Show is higher quality entertainment compared to JRE

[@moonlit6311]

Yes!!

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Not really. JRE covers a wider range of topics, has a ton of diverse guests, and Joe is more interesting than Tim Dillon.

[@paulwhetstone0473]

Jaron Talotta But Tim is a lot funnier.

[@BEDCORN]

Jaron Talotta joe can be boring, tim is rarely ever boring

[@Sprite_525]

I look at JRE like SNL. They started the ball rolling in their area, but I don’t think of them as amazingly funny anymore

[@alexb8560]

Tim Dillion did NOT kill himself

[@randyross5630]

Yes he did, one Fried Chicken at a Time!

[@fitnessfrank83]

@@randyross5630 pumpin that as a post workout meal

[@capealio]

This is dark

[@Janoy_Cresva]

Appreciate the modesty here Tim. Joe is clearly trying dodge the embarrassment

[@bevcarsonn]

I laughed more in this episode of the podcast than I have in all of Joe Rogan's podcasts combined

[@roymakescomics]

That describes every episode of Tim's show lol. It's sooo much better.

[@nicholasmaniccia1005]

Idk the one where he had Michelle Phelps-Roper was hilarious... He recently had nuero scientist on and that was knee slapper. Try comparing it to YMH, Joe Rogan is just dude Oprah, which Tim Dillion is not trying to be. Maybe conspiracy theory Oprah.

[@v00doozz82]

They’re two completely different beasts. Holy shit some of you people are something else.

[@mandomann8411]

Who's that?

[@argee531]

Watch the latest bill burr on JRE.

[@KKtheDonahem]

POWERFUL new camera angle

[@blammo8208]

POWERFUL TDS

[@micah8864]

commenting simply for the algorithm to support my king of low cost high quality jewels.

[@michaelhall5429]

We beseech you goddess of engagement analytics.

[@blammo8208]

gang gang

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

Poop

[@vinny5638]

Gang

[@godsmarine5734]

Hahaha. Well done! I do the same on all the videos

[@Tomdawg89]

Tim Dillon's co-host is wearing his t-shirt like he's Jimmy Dean over there. Beauty.

[@mrj4990]

looks like he’s gained some weight in the face which means this podcast is EATIN

[@fitnessfrank83]

@@mrj4990 lookioks like someone neeeds a PUunMp

[@Tomdawg89]

@@mrj4990 $$$

[@PlayNiceFolks]

I fell asleep listening to this, and no lie, woke up as Tim was preaching in a Church that was serving KFC. He was calling everyone fat and miserable.

[@BobbyBlancoGaming]

Joe “Tim Dillon is better then me” Rogan

[@talibanchristian]

Used to listen to Joe Rogan until I found Superior podcaster Tim dillon.

[@jameswieczorek4239]

I stopped after Tim’s last guest appearance on JRE. Rogan was a fucking asshole to Tim

[@moonlit6311]

@@jameswieczorek4239 I did the same.

[@TheNumberTwelve]

I stopped last year. Way too long and repetitive. He’s going to go hardcore right wing soon, it’s getting obvious he’s being sucked in that direction. Best to jump ship now

[@grayson0916]

TheNumberTwelve what’s weird is recently it’s been seeming like Tim is Becoming less and less left wing

[@grayson0916]

TacoBellCrunchWrapOfficial leftist and liberal aren’t similar

[@karib5747]

Ben uncontrollably laughing is just about the best part of Timmy's videos.

[@BlueprintsForHeadaches]

Man there’s no way I could sit next to Tim Dillon like his producer that long without dying from laughter 💀

[@Dannutts]

Tim's too big for LA! Burn it all down!

[@susie7336]

It’s a knife fight!

[@blammo8208]

@@susie7336 but all we got is Dill Dough's!

[@mikelac2]

Tim is one of the best funny talkers I've ever heard, he could be better than Burr at just talking

[@Gaggerlotion]

Could be? He’s far better

[@rt0035]

I actually like this camera setup a lot more than the usual one. Closeup/ flat angle is better for this format

[@davidisrael9799]

Tim Dillon is a genius

[@montae87]

53:03-KEEPS AD The funniest ad he has ever fucking done and he is the king of ads!!! “If I lost my hair, I don’t even wanna say what I would do” lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@raoulduke7208]

Tim needs a food channel. He describes food in a way that makes vegans wanna eat animals.

[@grayson0916]

He describes food in a way that makes me want to eat vegans

[@John-xz9ur]

You think he's ever read Jim Harrison?

[@hurrifanc.3434]

When he said it tastes like a refrigerator i lost my shit....the accuracy is impecable!!

[@razormazor6947]

Being a vegan, I can testify to the truth of this statement.

[@razormazor6947]

@skankhunt42 Thankyou, I need all the prayers I can get :D

[@knunyabeasewhacks8744]

Aren't you the guys who where "whacking it" behind my tool shed?

[@chrisom4699]

Tim Dillon is my favourite entertainer in the World!! Much love, from Australia!!

[@Chillzy]

YES! Just subscribed to the Patreon, it's so awesome!

[@ether725]

" Life in the big city. " - Dennis

[@blammo8208]

he said pig city

[@matthewtilly6513]

“There’s an n-word in the woodpile” - Dennis

[@jordanmercier3616]

@@matthewtilly6513 lmao, I had a mental wrestling match trying to figure that one out, never did...

[@AA-dm9xz]

We must protect this man at all costs

[@davidsilver2888]

“When theeeee moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie it’s the cuomossss”😂😂😂

[@URAWESOME94]

It is about time this gem of a show starts to get the followers it deserves. Tim has made my stomach hurt from laughter ever since finding him as a guest of Bertcast

[@claudioortiz5830]

That's the camera angle we wanted man. Thank you.

[@matthewsnyder674]

That's a hair part worthy of the golden era of radio broadcasting, not to mention a guest appearance on Boy Meets World. The 1990's don't know what they missed without Tim Dillon.

[@Marie-tf8ug]

His assistant laughing makes his rants 100x better. Brilliant choice to show him on camera

[@daysjours]

I love Ben. He makes the show so much more funny.

[@buttersstotch8259]

" He asked me to barrow 300 dollars last week, and I said no " 😂😂😂

[@JHamilton791]

When you were describing the sandwich, you reached into what is left of my soul, Tim.

[@zentient1117]

What a stunning estate. Set looks good!

[@jebjed3998]

He doesn't need flashy sets like the rest he is the main attraction

[@zentient1117]

@@jebjed3998 Truth!

[@taylorroth2258]

I don't know anyone who slays like this for hours on end. Bravo

[@stewiegriffin5112]

All week long after work and all the stress,tim makes Sunday's like therapy tbh. Awesome as always.

[@lifeunhindered]

“When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it’s the Cuomo’s” 🎼

[@joshwhite5407]

“I’m Italian”

[@Fluffyblowfish]

Can anyone imagine Tim when he was partaking in the cocaine?

[@gazicj]

quieter than a seal in summer. utterly predictable

[@physical_graffiti8671]

It's usually the quiet introverted people that go off on the coke from what I've seen lol

[@prullzz]

this is a hot one, tim dillon is one of the few that is 90%+ comedy all the time on podcastsss

[@TheMykr0]

Tim Dillon is my new guru

[@mikejr187]

Tim I swear, when you were doing the accents, I couldn't freaking breathe bro!

[@itrida]

I feel so validated. Another LI kid that grew up on Bob Grant and Rush. Shaped me up to the liberal lesbian I am.

[@bwasgt]

Liberal lesbians don’t come from LI

[@itrida]

Brandon Wasgatt you must be right because my fave lunch sandwich is a foot long Italian hero.

[@someonewhodoesstuffandthin3715]

Damn. They say your vibe attracts your tribe. I had no idea my vibe was LI liberal lesbians.

[@SuperHoneyOil]

I mean Tim is clearing almost 50K monthly on Patreon. Must feel good to be king.

[@quantum7690]

43k$

[@BostonBlues]

Almost time to buy a stunning estate

[@djordan22]

When I joined and saw that, i let out an audible ‘no fuckin way’ to my empty bedroom

[@blammo8208]

Yes I heard Patreon used to hold the Royal Throne. Hear Hear!

[@SuperHoneyOil]

@@djordan22 I mean I remember when he was just a substitute host for Louis J Gomex's RAP. He went from GAS digital to half a million a year in just podcast revenue. Its because its quality, and value. Free podcast every week, its wild.

[@games68775]

Truly the best keeps ad read of all time

[@Castaldi207]

Awesome throwback shout out to Art Bell! I grew up on all that too, takes me back. What about loveline with dr drew? Lol

[@mostelectriceel]

I’m still listening to loveline. God bless KZbin

[@Jayyy667]

It's been a long time since a "comedian" made me crack up and actually laugh out loud constantly. I forgot I could laugh like that.

[@SmedleyButlerIII]

I finally figured out this coin shortage thing. I was at the grocery store earlier, and ALL registers (self checkout & cashier lines) said "Card Only, No cash". I asked which line is doing cash..they said "None we are all card. Corporate is having us do this cause of the coin shortage" So it dawns on me... The road to a Cashless Society, is through a "Shortage of Coins" 🤫

[@jamesahern9864]

It's total bullshit

[@imhatchmantoo]

Just came back because this older Tim Dillon really can't be beat.. 🎉

[@j.p.7670]

Tim's the funniest comic I've heard in ages.

[@kathykelly5930]

The IFR of Covid right now,(Infection Fatality Rate) is just a little higher than Swine Flu, .26 to Swine's .2 according to the CDC's own estimates. We shut down the world for Swine Flu. Its no mystery, this was about getting Trump out, had to crash the economy.

[@rosharma7443]

You've been the best podcaster in the world for several months now, stop being modest.

[@karljonson3287]

Love ben's laughter. He's so whimsical

[@fawwazshah]

“I believe in abortion, extortion...all the ortions” literally spit my water out 😂

[@SGFTI]

I'm glad to have contributed to you being the most successful podcaster in LA. I'm the one who talked Rogan into moving to Texas.

[@kRonicss]

Ben’s onlyfans coming soon?

[@carlosmembreno7831]

I love how Ben already starts smiling as Tim starts talking about Joe Rogan

[@justinclewis86]

Tim is so goddamn funny, I will sit through these ad reads instead of skipping them, just so he can get that little extra money.

[@nicholascarson2554]

Finally! I have been waiting for this all day!

[@crunchycrails1436]

Ultimate Sponsor: Ben’s Ninja Turtle Only Fans account

[@ryanl2505]

The most profound analogy to our political system I’ve heard in a while: 1:12:44. Timmy is a genius.

[@Conzore]

new camera quality and angle looks better than real life

[@davidlaguna3161]

I look forward to this every Sunday, thanks Tim!!

[@johnnycomelately9400]

Shout out to all my Ordinary Cannibals in the big city!

[@bquick94]

I've listened to this whole thing twice already

[@rebelleparrish4937]

Not even 10 minutes in and im giggling in tears and my dogs have run away

[@ether725]

" life in the big city "

[@makemeaherosandwhich3800]

I have to start off by saying, that I was born and raised in Bronx New York. Not cardi B Bronx. But on the border of Yonkers Bronx. A nice little neighborhood with a huge Cemetery called Woodlawn. You during this pandemic and your little sidekick with the glasses that keeps on hitting his Vape, have made my evening morning midday mid-morning every single thing worth living during this pandemic. I have not laughed so hard in my life except for when I was riding a public city train or bus in New York City. Thank you so much for the "upmph"in my day during this depression. There's not enough marijuana in the world to deal with four little Gremlins.You during this climate change. Thank you again so much. I love you all so much. And I bet that you will totally make me your secret partner if you met me in person. You know keeping up with the Joneses.!?Again thank you aka PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME,I THINK THE KIDS ARE PLOTTING MY FUCKING DEMISE.

[@stevew2192]

Came here from Theos pod. I am not disappointed! Can see why your the best podcaster in LA. Cant wait to add you to my weekly rotation.

[@golfcourseguy3398]

Episode 2/10. Just like my birthday. Already so pumped for this episode.

[@ultrakeagan]

Hey me too!

[@ps2playa999]

That was the greatest 5 min rant of all time 😂 "it's the Coumos"

[@JohnDoe-xw6mg]

You're on your way to be a Carlin. You make me laugh so hard my sides feel like bursting. Only Carlin did that for me .

[@aaronlim7324]

@56:43 They would be crying in Riyadh Saudi Arabia when they heard what I did if I lost my hair. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gabrielloyola1]

I bet Joe was 1 of the 4 who disliked this video.

[@RajaRickin]

Tim's advertising promos are better than most podcasts main material

[@pitowil6321]

Do it LIVE with Superchats. You'd make a bunch of money Tim

[@CH-ml4rz]

It sucked last time

[@paulhancock]

Ben makes me feel guilty for not also bursting into fits of laughter. What a sweet, supportive boy. He’s like a human canned-laughter track.

[@ladeacarr4245]

hes more than a laughing track lol.. this was discussed in a more recent podcast where Tim made sure Ben knew he was more than a laugh track.. honestly i think Ben is there to help all the non funny humans know when Tims not being serious lol

[@juiceboxleal6254]

The jamaican irish native American 🤣🤣

[@stevendelaney2869]

Holy shit, don't get me wrong, the whole episode was great, but that closing monologue basically from 1:00:00 on were Rembrandt strokes. FUCK! Crying laughing