Tim Says.... Pick A Card

[@grandillusions]

Our subtitles are partly for people who are deaf or hard of hearing. But also for people who have a bit of English, but who find speech (and Tim does speak quickly) harder to follow. Also, our English subtitles are the starting point for the very kind people who then translate them into other languages.

[@EGGWISHING]

Ok! Thank you

[@Chinshellbuford]

Your are the best person ever

[@Chinshellbuford]

I love you

[@titaniumdiveknife]

Very lovely.

[@charlescarter2072]

Hi, did Tim ever meet Roy Walton or Alex Elmsley?

[@alexking1129]

Ive been watching his videos all day and then i realized... Im literally watching a man I've never seen before talk about his card collection. And i love it. Something about him is hypnotizing. Please help.

[@ChrisSPCs]

ASMR. Google it. Or KZbin it.

[@dmitri8117]

IllNotBeLegit i looked it up. all of the videos on the subreddit made me incredibly uncomfortable.

[@brbr8934]

Dmtri Salov people on here really push ASMR on others wayyy too much. OH YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS RELAXING, CHECK OUT ASMR RIGHT NOW... it's not for everyone, and I think you really need to find it on your own. they certainly are weird if you aren't used to it.

[@alexking1129]

I occasionally watch ASMR , but I agree, it isn't for everyone.

[@corvetteguy91]

+Alex King He's like Mr Rogers for adults.

[@zachary335]

"...impossible to understand unless you keep them in its original sequence" *mixes them all up*

[@alexhetherington8028]

Lol

[@Not_Ciel]

*The hardest game of 52 card pickup ever made*

[@cheekychelldos]

Madman

[@KasabianFan44]

My OCD is fucking raging at this!

[@ryan_alexander]

but fr I want that deck. anyone know where to find it?

[@grandillusions]

[@IvanMallia]

can you tell em the name of the deck with the story of the diamonds family?

[@Slithy]

The first one is russian, i think. There's B on valet, B is russian V. I bet it says T on aces. Edit: never mind, it's german indeed. They call it "Bube".

[@sean_haz]

Ivan Mallia The brand is "Intense Bridge"

[@pianosenzanima1]

How RiCH are you irl?

[@jebrainbowsheep5775]

I agree

[@pacifico4999]

The artist deck shows that artistry and design are two very different skills.

[@mrs.yellow_ledbetter2911]

I love this guy's appreciation for the little things in life. He just has this amazing ability to make me catch myself smiling during his videos. I hope he knows his impact he has on his viewers. Always making my day seem brighter every time.

[@Aganie.]

@@RealUtsuhoReiuji why is it that i can see ur replies but not the ppl that are replying to you?

[@RealUtsuhoReiuji]

@@Aganie. the person was probably ashamed what they said so they deleted it. so i deleted mine now so it doesnt make sense. ya know people wierd.

[@Aganie.]

@@RealUtsuhoReiuji haha i getchu, and damn you're fast lol

[@RealUtsuhoReiuji]

@@Aganie. i am always listening songs on youtube.

[@Aganie.]

@@RealUtsuhoReiuji Lol glad to hear! :D

[@robertheidenreich5467]

I think Tim is secretly Santa. It would explain where he gets all his stuff.

[@thekeeperofsecrets1615]

Makes sense especially since i seem to always be compelled to watch in December

[@Fast_Eddy_Magic]

I've never seen the two of them together.

[@grandillusions]

Thanks for pointing that out. There is always something new to learn... I will pass the information on to Tim when he gets back from his latest trip (he is in the US this week).

[@CastorQuinn]

I love listening to you talk. It's like an Antiques Roadshow except only toys and puzzles and novelties. It's really enjoyable seeing how much you love these things.

[@planetX15]

This is better than Antiques Roadshow.

[@wparo]

thanks beet yet. keep them up Tim. you are helping make the world a better place.

[@sroguthrie4438]

What is a beet yet

[@NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw]

Maher please, what is beet yet

[@FlameKB]

@@sroguthrie4438 I think they meant “best yet”

[@SoftSpokenShank]

beet yeet

[@johnweitl8012]

MAHER WE HAVE TO KNOW WHAT THE BEET YET IS!!!!

[@dryerlint17]

I am an American and he reminds me of Mr. Rogers. Very simple but captivating and calming.

[@ottodude555]

But... *Violin playing* It got away.

[@luigimario1144]

Heh.

[@gaamatsu4dewin]

Like that crazy violinist guy from Northern Exposure.....

[@IceRanger41]

F in the chat for the Jill deck

[@stefan6347]

F, Jill will not be missed.

[@greenbird6435]

Sad heh

[@bjornkeizers]

Very nice. I actually have an 'odd' deck of cards as well. Bicycle makes what they call the 'Tactical Field Playing Cards', specifically for the US military. These are made more durable and use special ink for the red cards. The reason is that military personnel often have downtime on patrols or post, where they use red light to preserve night vision. Under red light, it's difficult to distinguish black and red cards, but the special maroon ink on the tactical cards makes this easy.

[@blakestevens8356]

ngl tim, the thought of playing with triangular cards makes me anxious.

[@bobprickly2013]

Cat its a cute cat

[@jamiexavier1546]

I love you Tim Your like a modern day bob ross you make me smile, I want to hug you

[@Sheithan]

+Wanderfox LP **claps**

[@bobbybrine6547]

Am I the only one who wants to see a voice fight with Michael Rosen vs Tim?

[@1ts_b3nn18]

agreed

[@drage1019]

Wanderfox LP the way he talks is euphoric

[@geekgamer1869]

Wanderfox LP best granddad

[@mikeyt9018]

You help me get by with my anxiety. Since last week i watch endless episodes until i get to sleep, i always start with this one. Bless your heart everyone

[@beardlessodin945]

Words cannot explain how much I love this man.

[@britainreynolds7365]

Grand Illusions, at 4:27 Tim shows a "story deck", and I was so interested by it I thought it would be awesome for a full video with all 4 suits. Loved the idea. Hope to hear a reply

[@casparherberg9994]

I’ve got this deck, unaware there was a story behind it, but the idea of the deck is that there are 4 different artists - one for each suit. It’s called the cartoonists pack - I picked them up in a small artsy shop by a beach

[@lemondemonfangirl1337]

@@casparherberg9994 You likely won’t see this, but could you please make a video of the deck?

[@ChallengeMister14]

Tim has a power, he can even make talking about cards interesting. He really is an extraordinary man.

[@maternb]

Thank you tim, you make life better for many.

[@karlmuster263]

"impossible to tell apart unless you keep them in order". *mixes them all up*

[@jonathanchacon1153]

Just want him to say, "hello Clarice".

[@Sylocat]

You could make a very interesting game by combining the "Indiscretion" deck with the two-value (white and yellow) deck. Have the white card's suit visible on the back, but not the yellow card's suit. Hmm, I'm going to try reverse-designing a game based around that deck.

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

Rabbit Cube That's an amazing idea with which I'd like to be on board.

[@Chazer5]

It was Tim's video's about playing cards that inspired me to expand my own playing card collection. I got myself a special 6-suit deck like the one he's got in the other playing card video (alas the original one he shows has gone out of production, but some companies took inspiration from it and made their own version). Now if only I could find more unique decks like that.

[@Will-Xaru]

Thank you for making longer videos. Please continue to do so. Thank you.

[@TheUnnamedGent]

500 (the trick taking game, not the rummy game), is probably most popular in Australia, although it was invented in the USA. The black suits have 2 extra cards (the 11 and 12), and the red suits have 3 extra cards (11, 12, and 13). The extra cards are only required for the six player version of the game. The game itself is somewhat similar in complexity to bridge, and has some similarities to bridge, but is usually played much less seriously than bridge. You can buy six player 500 decks everywhere in Australia. Even in the supermarket. The brand that Tim has here (Queen's slipper) seems to be the most popular.

[@VestinVestin]

8:51 "There are just hundreds of Magic cards out there. I've got so many, I can't... begin to show them all (...)" - took me a moment to realize he wasn't talking about "Magic: the Gathering" xD.

[@mikeprestegaard3452]

He should try to play solitaire with the very big deck of cards

[@vivanecrosis]

This is a damn good idea for a video! :D

[@Dr0dd]

The artist card deck doesn't seem to be meant to be played, though the idea of it highly amuses me "I keep telling you man, this is a 6 of spades!" "You sure? Could be a 3 of hearts"

[@biondibrunolol]

If Tim doesn't already have one, he should get a deck of Italian Cards, instead of diamonds, hearts etc, they have sticks, sword, cups and coins! ;) ( Every region has little variations perfect for a collection! ) Love your videos! :)

[@milanjulious2373]

04:08 you said "i don't like" Respect sir🙋🏻‍♂️ yes the gos is always with you❤️❤️❤️

[@BSJDynasty]

"What a bizarre idea this is" Oh Tim, you seen nothing about japan yet.

[@randymeadows569]

Good luck with your new phone is on the list for the next few days to see if you have a chance to get to know to get it done by tomorrow morning and then I will be able to come home to get my phone

[@saltplank1553]

I really love watching these longer videos with my dinner!

[@patrickkstarr7]

This has quickly become my favorite youtube channel

[@redjay1146]

I have never watched anything closely related to this. KZbin algorithm at its finest

[@tomr376]

These subtitles are like sparknotes of what he's actually saying.

[@adamrogers6968]

haha its so true

[@TheSeedform]

Fucking spot on

[@esnethen5915]

No idea what sparknotes are, too lazy to look it up, but I've seen the subtitles. They are wildly different.

[@xnamkcor]

"Do you have a 42 of Shovels?" "No, Go Fish!"

[@spartanfoxie]

he talks about hwo alot of these cards are difficult to figure out unless theyre in order as he shuffles them about and swaps the order around

[@Bioguy5]

Very fascinating playing cards there. I myself turn my interests to decks with unique (mostly dark) designs, but these one's introduce a fun level of quirkiness. Quick refreshing a refreshing twist to cards that I collect....

[@MeenyMcSweeny]

I don't know why, but I freaking keep coming back to this damn video! It's awesome!

[@KENNETHUDUT]

he's interesting - he has a very soothing grandfatherly voice!

[@horns2525]

Love the heart transition in between the sections

[@Spork888]

When he mixes up some of the decks together when he is done presenting them it makes me anxious!

[@gilessmedley619]

Triggered my OCD 🤯

[@noviavista4350]

Hello Tim I just wanted to say that i dont watch you just only because of the Toys, its just really interesting for the most of the people how you know them and what history you have with them. its so fun to see you get excited over all these wonderful toys. i hope we can see more of these Videos at this length, due i guess i'm not the onely one who can listen to you and look how you play with your toys for hours! This Video was the first one i saw from you, i subscribed. swiss Greetings.

[@GargantuanBreadfruit]

Thank you very much for this long video. It would be wonderful if Tim could do a video answering questions posted as comments. I think we would all love to know more about Tim and his collection.

[@Riomai]

I have some X-Ray cards that are clear with black over them and holes picked out to create the skulls that are on them. They’re really cool in my opinion.

[@wilrc6]

Where could I get those 52 artists cards. That would look amazing in some kind of art piece on a wall.

[@prh198]

it took me a bit of digging, but it's called The Deck of Cards by Alan Driscoll. (1979)

[@prh198]

scroll halfway down for all the cards. flatrock.org.nz/topics/art_of_playing_cards/

[@A-G-F-]

+Patrick Hook nice!

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

RWT Awesome!

[@reflex3843]

There are decks that give away the face value on the back in an encrypted and very unnoticeable way. For magicians, for example.

[@hAnnah_f]

What a collection! Really impressive.

[@MagnapinnaArchive]

I love longer videos like this one!

[@Dr0dd]

It's cool of you to do these long compilation videos again. Those were one of the reasons why I subscribed to you.

[@FirstnameLastname-lt6uv]

This was really worth the long wait. Hope to see more long videos.

[@toyelephantpounds]

Queens slipper is just a brand who make cards, the actual game is called 500 which is on the box also. The extra cards allow an additional person to play since each person has 10 cards in their hand. Love the videos, from Australia!

[@johnnyq1992]

why are we all so enchanted by this man. Wonderful

[@codebeard]

A small correction: Queen's Slipper is one of the better brand of cards in Australia. The pack with 11s and 12s (and probably some 13s if you look carefully) is a "500 deck" for playing a specialised version of 500 (which I guess is not well known outside Australia?)

[@ivan55599]

11:37 "Imitate and indian" - that wouldn't go through censorship today.

[@YourCrazyOverlord]

Came here to say that! Certainly a big "yikes"

[@stanisawburdan786]

@@YourCrazyOverlord what is wrong in imitating an Indian?

[@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947]

@@stanisawburdan786 I am an Indian, but I take that as a joke, obviously it's a game. But other weak minded people would take it as "that's racist, my ancestors culture was faaaaar more amazing for this game to ask you too imitate on of us". It's a joke but others would not like it 😂

[@haganshabba]

chandler pixiestick trader ok chandler

[@TheZydrateZombie]

Someone send this man the pack of Jill cards D: I saw a deck of those when I was little, and grew up for the longest time thinking that Jill was a regular aspect of the pack. :c I'd love to see Tim have it!

[@itzlucifer8096]

Incredible artwork on some of those decks

[@JesseHead95]

My OCD was going crazy as he combined multiple decks of cards... good luck sorting them.

[@rrrrrr2042]

The as said "obscure" set has a lovely Ace of Spades, it'll be nice to see that artist complete the deck, would be a nice deck to have.

[@Sergeantmajormario]

I'm now imaging Tim playing Yu-Gi-Oh competitively

[@logickedmazimoon6001]

"Ah yes, we've gotten ourselves into a situation. As customs dictate, the appropriate phrase to say in this situation is 'It's time to dual'."

[@Codricmon]

“Ah, Yugi, the card you played was quite extraordinary! Although... you forgot that I have a trap card on my side. Heh!“

[@Sergeantmajormario]

@@Codricmon "This is a, quite a marvellous card that I've got face down, it's one of those 'Trap card' sort of things, very strange effect that destroys your monster."

[@kiny562]

You have a mighty fine card collection.

[@mandlin4602]

Awwwww tim!! I will keep my eye open for the jill cards!!!

[@invalidusername6809]

A fun card deck I have is the key to the kingdom deck which has some wonderful illustrations

[@Syntax.error.]

Tim is the man! I wish I knew my grandparents but they all passed away before I was born :(

[@shrimpeye]

I enjoy the longer videos :) thanks

[@allseriousness]

I love when he says "goodness me"

[@ChrisSPCs]

At 2:22, I can swear you said "the last of the... shit cards"

[@DeLaJordans]

What a lovely idea

[@rubymacdonald4828]

IllNotBeLegit no he said "the last of the... bizzare cards"

[@ChrisSPCs]

Ruby Macdonald 'bizzare'? I'm sure he said shaped or shift.

[@vonchez32]

I never thought Tim would swear!

[@jonkc3635]

He said "shaped cards".

[@nathanberry4011]

You have some beautiful cards in your collection

[@jayseaplenty]

Bruh....I NEED a pack of those Africa cards. Tim, get at me asap!!! 😂😂😂👍🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Danjii123]

I never thought that a 15 minute video about cards could be this interesting. :D

[@die-sas7462]

I feel like a kid listening to his grandad telling stories each time I see a Tim video

[@willcooper7642]

5:50 Tim I think that's the four of spades

[@StarcraftOakley]

This guy would've had a field day on the kickstarter website. There is almost always someone who is making limited edition decks of cards with incredibly beautiful or interesting art

[@subsynchronous]

Ultra cool. I have some of those decks in my collection.

[@alleras46]

Lovin these longer videos though I appreciate the effort it takes to make them :)

[@jesseanderson182]

imagine building card houses with that jumbo deck

[@Bradipho]

No one talks about the missing 7 of diamonds at 4:45 ????

[@spongebob358]

They were on a break !

[@dshe8637]

It's censored; Mr Diamond did some bad stuff then. Alcohol wasn't his only indulgence!

[@crispynator48]

Can't beat the little laugh at the end.

[@NudCanFly]

Tim is THE MAN

[@grandillusions]

KZbin will create automatic subtitles, although they are not that accurate. We created these subtitles ourselves. I am sorry you feel they are out of sync. The text deliberately varies from the speech quite a bit, in order to take up less room, and also be clearer. Is that part of the problem do you think?

[@bubblinebee]

*holds up card with four spades on it.* "This one is a three of spades. One. Two. Three."

[@IaKhanic]

YAY love the long videos! please do more

[@jake7x7]

Thanks for the longer video :)

[@biondibrunolol]

Yes that's right, they come from tarot decks, but they are quite common in Italy and Spain as everyday playing cards! Most of the versions only have 40 cards though (8-9-10 are missing) so no poker allowed! ;)

[@wikkidize]

the 52 artist cards are really cool

[@burningknight7]

11:36 ok , that was savage

[@explosivemerlin]

This guy reminds me of that one grandpa every wants to have but doesn't. That gives his grandson money and shows him magic tricks.

[@jaydevsingh3067]

The way he is putting back those cards making me crazy

[@subtractivemusic]

I would love to see the dragon trick performed!

[@theshrekspert5968]

water from the nile

[@culwin]

+TheRubeDude What video is that from? I've been trying to find it

[@PragmaticDany]

+culwin jugs or something like that

[@AHornyCyclist]

It's funny I never noticed these comments UNTILL I saw the video. Now I see it on every video

[@quackyward9780]

vases and pneumatic toys

[@Tylamo2001]

Nile water...

[@mementomori1499]

My friend has the pack (two sets) of optical illusion cards. We play card games together in choir class, we usually use the blue backed set.

[@thatsmesothere]

queen slipper is the brand of playing cards. 500 is the name of the game

[@PeaceToday2011]

Saw your comment after my post.

[@AromonChannel]

the best part of his video is his video taken in one shoot

[@arthurvasey]

My dad had a deck of cards where every card had a picture of a topless woman on it - my mam referred to them as “dad’s rudies!”. Can’t help laughing at the deck with such things as the three-and-a-half of clubs and the fifteen of diamonds - or the Queen’s Slipper deck, with the 11 and 12 in it! I defy anyone to play pontoon with those decks - get two elevens and you’re bust - short of making them count as 10! What really made me laugh was the Jill card - ace, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, Jack, Jill, queen and king! Then that deck with the mixed up cards - the ace of spades is the one of spades!

[@TankHammer]

I really like this nice long video. It was very relaxing to watch.

[@skakdosmer]

Wonderful! I found the 3½ of clubs absolutely hilarious - what a laugh! My immediate question is: Where can I buy such cards?

[@andrewkahler6399]

For magic, the cards are usually termed "Gaff cards". Here's a pack: www.amazon.com/MJM-Bicycle-Rider-Playing-Bocopo/dp/B07THFPL29 The main purpose of said cards are, for example, magically transforming a 7 of spades (Yes, that is saying that they are used in combination with a normal deck) into, say, two 3½ of clubs. Sometimes, basic gaff cards (such as a double-backed card) are used to make tricks easier, and reduce the slight of hand needed for the trick. Have fun with the cards!

[@skakdosmer]

@@andrewkahler6399 thank you. Except that the 3½ of clubs isn't in that deck.

[@andrewkahler6399]

@@skakdosmer Oh, hey! I managed to find a website that sells that card by itself. www.magictricks.com/3-1-2-of-clubs-card.html

[@Grooveshaper]

Thank you! Your channel is great!

[@namirahmad]

for crooked dealers HAHAA i love tim

[@Koltronn]

thank you so much for explaing how the dragon card magic trick worked!

[@thecrowbarfoogle647]

The Jill deck... the one that got away... (violin motion)