Watch This Congressman Destroy Mark Zuckerberg

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[@jervin8813]

Funny stuff. I subscribed. Look forward to more!

[@TnACoinZ]

The Tim Dillon Show Fantastic

[@TnACoinZ]

The Tim Dillon Show Snowden & Zuckerberg are cousins. Hence why Assange is in prison

[@PIPA1302]

JEEEZZ YOU ARE AMAZING TIM, GREETINGS FROM SPAIN MAN..........I'VE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF ALL DAY ......

[@imaginarycanary9956]

Tim Dillon, You made me laugh when it felt as if laughing wasn’t allowed. God Loves you.

[@ILoveTheOarsman]

Phyllis is a national treasure.

[@dbag3345]

the oarsman Daytrotter Morrissey?

[@ILoveTheOarsman]

@@dbag3345 I've done a few daytrotter sessions, yep. They're good people.

[@Matanumi]

In Tim Dillon we trust

[@robert48044]

Have you tried her cake recipe?

[@dommer6977]

International treasure

[@stompin187]

Who doesn’t love this guy? The skits, the pod, the rants, the stand up. Tim “Goddamn” Dillon..... the Keto Kid.

[@PodCastables]

It's a state of mind

[@mephstv]

The heavyweight champ

[@BeerDad69]

He needs to bring kump back. Those two are perfect for one another

[@Toquer88]

Tim is snappin necks.

[@jakubjungle656]

I Don't

[@NNDMProductions]

I come back for "reclaiming my time"

[@stephanien9152]

I only wish this were longer !

[@mustavogaia2655]

Are "that is what she said" jokes still accepted?

[@stephanien9152]

Mustavo Gaia 😂😂😂

[@spikeopine]

thhhhats what she said

[@BarberSrellyk]

It ended perfectly.

[@enoch13th85]

@@BarberSrellyk Yeah, his endings are usually spot on and what make me crack up!

[@alexb8560]

This hero is actually my congressman. I'm so proud I voted for him

[@sean1069]

Aunt Phyllis is living life in the big city.

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

Aunt Phyllis sounds lit af

[@seanhammer6296]

I think they call that "based" now.

[@shotglassanhero]

how do we get this back to 420 likes?

[@bigcityclipz7033]

We all have a little bit of Phyllis inside of us.

[@frozennostril]

'Shovel snow...' line got me... Very good.

[@borysronkowski1698]

I FUCKING love this guy, if he were the ONLY person in show business that survives this whole pandemic, I wouldn't mind.

[@golfcourseguy3398]

“Reclaiming my time.” Haha.

[@diddy8706]

I'm glad we have a Senator who stands up 4 the people!

[@421less1]

"I vote for everyone" giving me thanksgiving flashbacks

[@zootedsuit]

Zuckerberg wasn't expecting any of those questions

[@mrautomatic17]

Life in the big city...

[@xtrzne]

when the sattire is so close to reality you dont when to laugh anymore

[@guitarsmoke3669]

Qanon part was the best.

[@RedRedux]

It was pretty funny 😂

[@lh4755]

Pecs and Chardonnay 🤣

[@lh4755]

Big tech are either bring him in or not

[@ChipperClipper1]

More political sketches please. Still laughing about the child activist talent agent one.

[@TheEvdoggy]

At Davos!

[@Gafpa2000]

Malana? You'll never hear from her again! 😂

[@closer20jc]

"they are fuckong hilarious " haha

[@lancegoodthrust546]

Uh, Aunt Phyllis is guilty of being awesome.

[@jackbanker4244]

Thank you congressman for standing up for us!

[@ActionFitnessCT]

Some Christian journalists shared this with me. Hysterical. Keep up the fight.

[@markomarko494]

One of the all time greatest skits. Should have won a Oscar!

[@daveforest4986]

LOL you're a madman, Tim. Great vid

[@0xkudz4i]

Talented dude. Hilarious and insightful

[@michaei1726]

“Reclaiming my time” 🤣

[@DennisMoore664]

It's all about spiting Christ.

[@digitalwayfarer7404]

Yes.

[@hairingtonpiesworth7962]

Please do part 2

[@elena16350]

You are so inventive getting humour out of everyday happenings.

[@WhatCanSmith]

This is like top 10 of all time versions of this type of bit

[@j.b.7133]

Q anon's identity discovered! holy shit! Life in the big city hey?!

[@jaygamingnyc1231]

This video is hilarious 😂 Tim is the best.

[@MT-ts5zv]

🤣😂🤣😂 Aunt Phillis, forever in our hearts and always on our minds.

[@conrad152]

I love Tim's edgy humour, more please.

[@ScoundrelSFB]

I want to be this mans friend. I need more of him in my life.

[@gracejenson]

Never trust anyone sitting in a booster seat.

[@samir6047]

so you think all migets are liers?

[@gracejenson]

@@samir6047 what's a miget?

[@barfyman-dm6zx]

@@samir6047 What's a lier?

[@God4445]

Nice mammery glands grace

[@barfyman-dm6zx]

@@God4445 Keep it in yer pants Cosby

[@mtr654]

The cigarette ash on congressman's jacket adds just a touche of nuance

[@rickromo2985]

Why am I just now seeing this when I've been following Tim for over two years? Wish Timmy boy would do more of these...

[@masondbrooks]

Dillon 2020

[@snicker12]

Sounds like the name of a Strong leader!

[@me123066]

Our generations' Kinison

[@oldmanhendo7183]

Farley

[@asdfasdf7199]

@@oldmanhendo7183 farley was a hack

[@stanktech]

@@asdfasdf7199 rip but honestly I thought I was the only one who thought he was just a hack

[@MattAndTaniaKlecker]

Come to DC!

[@Marchand848]

Still better questioning than real congress people

[@alanmann6099]

Congressman Tim Dillon. Kind of rolls of the tongue He’s keeping it real with the questions.

[@sohelhussain2689]

Lmao. There are so many of these Aunt Phyllis in Long Island it’s unbelievable

[@ratchet6909]

Its like a yearly recap with Facebook and now Twitter

[@FrankVirginia87]

Aunt Phillis a true patriot 🇺🇸

[@matthewtaylor1227]

Part two please. I feel this joke could keep going. I yield my time to the honorable gentleman.

[@sugarsoulspirit]

YOUNG TREY GOWDY ❤️❤️❤️😂

[@NeoakiraIV]

It’s a real knife fight at aunt phyllis’s house

[@loobrad]

God bless Aunt Phyillis!!

[@rollinupinyah1802]

It's a real knife fight out there in the big city.

[@sealevelbear]

Get em Rep. Timmy!

[@cultureoverall3012]

Dude I lost my shit at the end with the shoveling snow but. I'm literally laughing as I type this. amazing.

[@consciousmachine413]

THIS MUST CONTINUE!!!!!!!! PURE GOLD, Tim!

[@thairivera]

Killing it like always 😂😂😂

[@paulfroelich1024]

"And on the eighth day...God created Tim Dillon."

[@JoshMaroney]

This had me giggling. Thank you congressman.

[@catmandude2357]

Each day when I'm this close to jumping off the Royal Gorge bridge I stumble across a Tim Dillon clip that makes me want to stick it out one more day.

[@joekieran1897]

I am so glad I discovered your genius Tim!!

[@meissen3]

Bravo

[@garrettgreen242]

My goodness, Tim kills it every time 🤣

[@ajc4132]

Tim has to get his podcast going a couple times a week. Fucking hilarious. It’s gonna blow up and sponsors will be lining up for his show.

[@johnnybrown307]

Phyllis has got a little bit of long island in her. 😅😅

[@Ggbbaytt]

Better than the actual hearing!!

[@danielseliger1123]

Brilliant

[@alexpacheco2031]

that last 1 made me fall out of my chair

[@Whooopsnobodybusinessactually]

God bless you Tim

[@Dillon77777]

You had me at holiday cake.

[@robmoore7579]

I have an Aunt Phillis as well. and this hit home HAHAHA

[@markpriore3151]

I think Chris Farley has returned from the spirit realm. I love this dude

[@neilgrant6876]

Tim is my new favorite comedian up there with Joey coco Diaz man they are on different levels

[@shyman3000]

That last line is some food for thought eh folks?

[@SacredGong]

More of these would be great. Thank you ☕

[@harristiller9631]

Hi Tim! Love the show! You're like the far more lovable version of a Stanhope, Gervais, Bill Hicks Island of Doctor Moreau experiment while just as hilarious! Could you please do a limited series of 'Best Sales Techniques for the Sociopath'? If not I would LOVE more Megan McCain and Steve Bannon. You nailed Bannon's reasonable and well spoken American Psycho demeanor! Also, and I know this is a HUGE ask, but can you please tour Iowa/ Minnesota areas?? We can use some laughs from the funniest Stand Up doing regular gigs!!! Thanks for everything you do, and I hope you have everything you need or want!

[@MM-pt9oz]

Finding Tim Dillon makes going through this pandemic worth the suffering

[@trapperrydall2663]

such a beast! keep on your path. just hilarious. your the man. thanks for the laughs

[@fatfacades6361]

Tim Dilon I wish you the best! This planet sorely misses more people like you buddy! Hopefully your work can entertain me for a couple more months before you too are banned.

[@fvckwhatyouthink2907]

I laughed so hard my side hurts,Tim's fucking hilarious..

[@Simmo6]

I think this has to be my favourite sketch

[@blakesexton2092]

Best one yet

[@coreyS33]

So much Farley

[@lamolambda8349]

@Benjamin Rallo farley was also outrageous for the time atleast

[@danielruiz4261]

Tim is a damn BOSS

[@joshsimpson10]

Why arent you in congress?

[@AmountStax]

Love the clickbait title as well. Perfect for these type of videos.

[@fatherofbirds]

Dood, I have an aunt Phyllis who is not far from any of this. 😆

[@702twhite]

Tim is having too much fun with these green screens 😂😂😂😂 I love it

[@TomahawkTom]

haha "reclaiming my time"

[@anthonycarreira8045]

Tim for Congress!!!

[@CzolgoszWorkinMan]

I know this exact Phyllis.

[@emmettervin]

Tim is brilliant.

[@bowlingbbabe]

Oh my gosh Tim is on fire!

[@xavierpaquin]

This stuff is where Tim shines

[@stecumo6459]

phyllis's last post wrote me off

[@mr.hostetter855]

Phyllis man's nuts....

[@CreativeCreatorCreates]

My comedian husband let me in on this guy. I LOVE IT.

[@derrick_v]

You are a national treasure!

[@korlu01]

It’s honestly tragic that he doesn’t make these anymore

[@jppennypincher9051]

Chardonnay and percs... Tim gets it.

[@JezebelSly]

Aunt Phillis is a madlad!!! Hahhaha!

[@jasonyount6036]

Hey Timmy the trash can! More of these kind of clips would be great! You know? 👍👍💪💪🤣

[@jflanagan9696]

Based Phyllis.