#254

[@martinaee]

“We’re listening ... but won’t be guided by public opinion.” - All government and corporate power ever

[@wsk5846]

the way it should be at least for govs

[@mr7wi]

You will own nothing and you will be happy.

[@ETAisNOW]

Lmao most of the time public opinion is stupid as hell and if our government listened to it we would all be dead or worse, run by communists. Thank God for the Republic, without it if 51 percent (democracy) of the population has a bad idea we would be doomed.

[@couchman-sw6jy]

@@wsk5846 so you’re arrogant

[@carsonwentz8301]

@@ETAisNOW the truth is most of the time the government actually is the voice of the people. But the public sucks, and so does the government

[@mathieumarlaire]

"Peter Shiff has predicted 9 out of the last 2 recessions" lmao

[@dogzer]

It's funny, though they're all technically the same recession, camouflaged by debt. It's like losing your job, and fixing it by going in debt, and when that runs out, get even more debt from loan sharks. It's really the same crisis, becoming exacerbated in the background. The money printing is merely a drowning man's last slap at the water.

[@Eastbayrob]

@@dogzer it’s called neoliberalism.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

So true lol

[@mickandcharli9942]

@@dogzer great comment . Very true

[@LordFindecano]

@Shep Proudfoot no dude, no. Either you live in overpriced economically dying areas, are unmotivated, or are terrible with your money. I grew up in a poor family, do not have a college education, and have my own car, my own place, and I have no debt.

[@Leviajohnson]

I’d watch the shit out of the Olympic Games if Tim was a commentator

[@benjaminreyes3624]

I was inspired 😂

[@jonnyenough1531]

People still watch cable programming?

[@B-RaDD]

@@jonnyenough1531 yeah.... Super weird

[@nightboiii]

at this point in time it's probably the only thing left that would actually get people to watch a bunch of wannabe millionaires run around in circles and pretend they're not satanic pedophiles

[@mall7202]

That would be seriously be peak entertainment haha. In a perfect world...

[@JuanHerrera-re9go]

That rant with the olimpic music is just pure comedy gold.

[@TRLgoodvibesdotcom]

Truly is. I felt like I was watching a classic being born

[@DekkarJr]

was fucking hilarious

[@samphyllobates4765]

I could see it on a Rick and Morty episode

[@noroses4you]

17:26

[@duketomlinson3270]

Does any young person know how to spell any more....

[@axlsmith6005]

“And she raped him!” I was driving on the highway, listening and was already laughing but that made me laugh so hard I started to get tunnel vision and light headed. Almost had to pull over.

[@TRLgoodvibesdotcom]

Omfg me too He’s trying to kill us!

[@DekkarJr]

I laughed so hard my chest hurt

[@TimothyMcVay]

gr8 profile pic ... R into dudes

[@Benjaminforrest]

I was mid bong rip and blew the water out laughing 😂

[@Hungryhipoe]

Tim: “what does Memorial Day mean to you” Ben: “So much..... so much” I cracked the fuck up when I heard that

[@XanderShiller]

Probably makes veterans with PTSD wanna weep while saying "back in my day..". I'm not a military guy but for the 1st time..i cringed when he laughed at Memorial day.. Perhaps he just laughs bc hes anxious and not bc he thinks its funny that there is a generation plagued by war and it's after effects (I.e. suicide).

[@bena1826]

@@XanderShiller using your own logic how much does giving veterans "a day" really mean when they're dealing with such tangible issues. Everything has "a day" now. Might as well send them a hallmark card

[@Hungryhipoe]

Dude... it’s sarcasm I know you should respect that day and I know what it means. I just thought it was funny! This is supposed to be a comedic podcast chill

[@Hungryhipoe]

I’m sure veterans would want a good pension and be taken care of more than one day where the average person doesn’t care at all.....

[@Jay-n262]

For me it's remembering all the veterans. Imagine what the survivors of the USS Liberty feel every year on memorial day.

[@jamesmiller5173]

"we are listening but wont be guided by public opinion" an instant classic

[@dallascollins3503]

We need this on t-shirt immediately 😂

[@jhart1127]

I'm going to start saying this exact phrase at work

[@isthisPG]

Such an elite line

[@rrp2600]

Don't joke about that bro. Synchronized swimming has saved so many lives.

[@slapshot6ful]

I never woulda made it out of the hood without my synchronized swimming scholarship. Water prancing will save us all!

[@sammcpherson1156]

Joke police. “Don’t make fun of that, it’s important to me.” Maybe you should use sensodyne for soap...

[@robertstephens9717]

Throw em to the sharks

[@sammcpherson1156]

@@TiredFatherOf2 you are my favourite Pokémon and outright gay. My level homosexuality scyther.

[@sammcpherson1156]

I spent two hours in safari zone to be too autistic for a William to get the joke

[@underdog_factor]

"The idea that she was close to suicide, and then she discovered the shot put, is.....troubling" LOLLLLLLLLLL

[@cullenshaver106]

Tim last week: We need to stop talking about our worlds problems, it’s time to have fun Tim this week: Let’s solve the israeli palestine situation

[@walkerlogan9130]

content

[@aamartin7169]

@Dark Side the last you checked was 1400 years ago? Well us who live in the present see an ongoing brutal occupation, three tiered apartheid system in the occupied territories, land grabs and home demolitions of the indigenous Palestinian population.

[@aamartin7169]

@Dark Side There were Christian, Jew and Muslims semites living in Palestine. Most of the population of modern Israel moved there from Europe, which anyone with eyes can see but some people are blinded by propaganda bias and lies.

[@aamartin7169]

@Dark Side Those were rhetorical?? Haha No one took it, the Jews weren't expelled from the holy land and always had a presence up until and during Ottoman rule. Many of them converted to Christianity and Islam. In fact while the Jews were being expelled from certain locals in Europe (pogroms and such) they were welcomed in the Middle East, and even have a presence in countries like Iran to this day. Sounds like you've been reading too much Zionist revisionist history.

[@aamartin7169]

@Dark Side Because you sound like a beacon of tolerance and understanding yourself. Believe it or not the number of peaceful Muslims far out number the violent extremists, and they are usually at the forefront fighting against the extremists who are often backed by Western nations. If you paint all Muslims with one brush you are giving credence to extremists and are part of the problem.

[@Nword-Scissorhands]

I just want to see Tim do butterfly strokes on Whitney's stunning estate. YES or YES??!

[@moderatingmoderation1699]

I want to see Tim do the buss it challenge

[@acetate909]

He's more likely to have a butter fried słroke.

[@PrairieSundog]

@@acetate909it's a reference to something Tim has actually done. Whitney Cummings talks about it on the latest episode of her podcast with Mark Normand & Yannis Pappas

[@chrislucu]

I wanna take Tim for a ride on my Tesla and accelerate to make him squeal

[@yannickjones5714]

Hey I just saw that podcast. Yannis and Tim should definitely do a permanent podcast together.

[@MsMorbeg]

This podcast comes out every Sunday morning in Ireland. Great hangover cure.

[@neilo2679]

Better then mass!

[@MouldyFudd]

Hour ahead in Gibraltar but same here!

[@gavinbrando8255]

In Manchester and I'm also hungover and this protects me interacting with my family on Sunday mornings

[@lukekeating3281]

Great go see another Irish person enjoying this. Its my Sunday ritual with a cuppa!

[@zv8291]

@@lukekeating3281 Yes love to see more irish people listening to this!

[@Stursa666]

I pledge allegiance to The Tim Dillon Show. Someone please record Tim at that conference next week.

[@zainilc1507]

I believe it’ll be next week’s episode 🙌🏽

[@amgofficial7791]

🤣😂

[@B-RaDD]

@@zainilc1507 live podcast essentially

[@ethanmaas]

Driving down there as we speak... They put him on the main stage at 4pm Saturday lol

[@brandongreen861]

@@ethanmaas good man, let us know how shitty the convention is

[@sheepdog916]

“I’m sorry you feel that way.” - The Government

[@Cookiecutter2346]

"Always listening... but doing fuck all"

[@tylers1984]

Why is it NOT cultural appropriation for the Olympics to not be in Greece every time?!?!? They invented it and need the money.

[@X64813]

@SocialJUSTICEforALL UWU Jesus christ calm down. Cultural appropriation is when tucker thinks tacos were invented by white people.

[@DoubleDogDad]

Because they don't have the resources to create the facilities, the infrastructure to bring in the tourist, and most importantly, The workers refuse to come off their 8hr breaks from their 2hr work days of 3 days a week.

[@MrAppie9090]

The Greek invented gayness, the punishment was losing the worst money pit event in history.

[@bobsmudger3979]

@SocialJUSTICEforALL UWU Based! 👍

[@samlichtensteinthemovie]

Bens response to what memorial day means to him makes me think he committed war crimes at the border

[@Abitflippant]

His dad is retired military.

[@357-swagnumultramagax9]

@@Abitflippant and Ben retired cartel mule for the Sinaloa cartel.

[@imemberberry]

California - wall Texas - wall "You know some people think men who wear sheets in the woods are terrorists, but I say they're freedom fighters." - Benjamin Adolf Avery Stay woke.

[@hlholiday]

It’s a well known fact he’s Che Guevara’s clone and has been brainwashed into working for Epstein, who is alive and well and disguised to look like Alex Jones. Obviously

[@tylerjhaskins]

I can see Ben’s shackles from the reflection in the aviators

[@asdfasfasdfful]

You’re confusing Ben for Jamie

[@timothyhass5210]

You need more likes my guy

[@REVECRIT]

Ben likes to be tied up and gagged .

[@sndrobby15]

He got an extra beating because of this comment. Carry on

[@paulfroelich1024]

If they don't get Nick Mullen on the podcast soon, I'm going to take drastic action. Drastic gay action

[@truestory2990]

Hell yeah dude

[@paulfroelich1024]

@@truestory2990 respect

[@unpleasanthorizons7438]

Tim: Oh no, not drastic gay action!

[@wadeboggs5163]

Timmy should hire Mullin for a full time side kick.

[@DJBritt]

HELL YEAH DUDE

[@mynamewhatis7254]

I got tired of all the rhetoric coming from the right and left. So I came back to good old Dillon. Just shit on everything. It's refreshing and I love it. Thank you.

[@batmanRBC]

Jimmy Dore is good for the same. He spends most of his show shitting on corporate Dems, although he is a lefty progressive. He helped debunk Russiagate.

[@mynamewhatis7254]

@@batmanRBC I like Jimmy too! But I find I tire of watching him quickly. I guess it's easier for me to relate to Dillon's sense of humour because there's less of a generation gap for me. Also, he makes fun of everything and not just politics, which gets tiresome.

[@batmanRBC]

@@mynamewhatis7254 agreed. Also, Jimmy gets predictable with his “I’m a KZbinr but deliver the news better than journalists.” It’s true, he’s great and he hosts some bona fide real journalists like Abby Martin, Glenn Greenwald, Aaron Maté (best journalist of our time imho). I’ll always love TJDS but I do take breaks as you said. On the other hand, I am just discovering Tim Dillon. I’m super relieved and pleasantly surprised as I had thought he was something of just a Trump apologist. Knowing his feelings on the Israeli occupation and having Abby on shows me he’s the real deal. Oh, and yea he’s one of the top comics out there easily. I can’t get through a minute of him talking without howling.

[@reidsimonson]

Wait until you get to the last 30 minutes. Talk about taking a political side on the complete wrong side.

[@partylover61]

Thank you so much Tim for using your platform to bring on Abby and dedicate time to discuss this topic. I am American Lebanese currently living in Lebanon which is on the Israeli border and trust me Abby is speaking complete facts. Thank you so much for shedding light on this

[@duketomlinson3270]

♥️☮,Dana, from Australia 🇦🇺

[@aaroneusjames2342]

Stay safe ❤️ from Houston, Texas, USA

[@adamjoyce8764]

Abby doesn't speak facts. She speaks anti semetic Hamas propaganda. Wake up

[@dalkurd1]

❤️

[@jrvondoom]

IF YOU’RE NOT PATREON SUBBED, IT’S YOUR FAULT HIS SHIRT IS UNIRONED.

[@michaelpacnw2419]

he's bringing in over $140,000 a month on Patreon... I think he can afford a laundry lady.

[@dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241]

My fake business doesn’t bring in any $ to pay for it 😓

[@MrAppie9090]

Tim isn't smart about his wardrobe, he just needs to buy everything size s, he'll iron his shirts by wearing them.

[@cauler6627]

@@MrAppie9090 what’s up Gandolf the gay?

[@MrAppie9090]

@@cauler6627 hiya buddy, Gandalf's going deep cover now.

[@miketambz7855]

Omg Tim Dillon is a hero. That Olympic soundtrack bit was legendary

[@OleVinny]

I was dying, what a highlight

[@deadarmd]

And then he met his sister!

[@drgonzo1971]

I wonder if Jeselnik is listening to this episode himself, or is having his assistant/publicist do it.

[@asdfasfasdfful]

We wouldn’t know , he’d be able to detail every moment of the podcast, but then claim he’s never listened to it, or heard of the comedian

[@noahharju]

Lololol

[@mrsquid4994]

Jeselnik isn’t even funny

[@guywithalltheanswers6942]

@@asdfasfasdfful It was all a ploy to get people talking about him and it was only among groups that like dark humor. He did this 100% because an expert told him to do it. He apologized and tried to act like it was a mistake but it was just a publicity stunt.

[@nickc3856]

wait what happened with Jeselnik?

[@Nexus-6]

"Who watches the Olympics anymore?" If the Olympics were held in LA, and the competitors were all homeless people, and they were called the 'Hunger Games', I'd watch that.

[@masoncarter7333]

"what does memorial Day mean to you? so much, so much" 😂 - Ben Avery is a war criminal

[@codydrobinson]

Usually wake my wife up every week listening to this show with my headphones and bursting out in laughter

[@FreshStarter]

I don't have as much discretion my wife usually hears these episodes while I'm doing the dishes lol

[@craftingwithoutpermission3299]

Same.

[@nickc3856]

@@FreshStarter at least she lets you listen while you do her chores

[@maxuzumaki5754]

Blaring it on the speakers 🤙

[@pprdrolshfgh4460]

@@nickc3856 😂😂😂

[@Ripburgerrecords]

“It’s just gonna be a horra beyond human comprehension”

[@lucapotbury427]

I read this right as Tim said it hahaha

[@zainilc1507]

@@lucapotbury427 SAME WTF 🤭

[@billyboyjose1063]

The Horra !

[@amgofficial7791]

🤣

[@nickjames7891]

Best show out there

[@Corbettmichael]

Oh my fucking god. That Olympic introduction was amazing. I lost all my shit.

[@takeahike2993]

Hopefully, you had your Gurantees on.

[@Corbettmichael]

@@takeahike2993 I don’t know what that means.

[@takeahike2993]

@@Corbettmichael He did a bit recently: a better product name than Depends is Gurantees. Poop pants.

[@Corbettmichael]

@@takeahike2993 ahh. Don’t remember that one.

[@cocainepinata3829]

"And then SHE raped him!"

[@susanbepoppin2898]

“She would take her brothers skate board and pretend it’s a snowboard and go down the stairs. Now she’s the best skier.”

[@michaelgatti8320]

Tim is a true athlete at heart

[@maxp918]

"We listen but won't be guided by public opinion." - NSA

[@michaelj4912]

Nailed it!

[@angeliquew69]

Omg...Why does it literally feel like it’s been months since your last podcast...I don’t think you realize how much we need to see that beautiful face of yours😊 Timmy💕

[@BasedMarysMemoirs]

simp, lol jk

[@tcyr2011]

It's been a week

[@angeliquew69]

@@tcyr2011 I know that silly lol... But because it wasn't a video it was just vocal it seems like it's been so long because I like seeing his face LOL

[@angeliquew69]

@@BasedMarysMemoirs I am LOL... Well only when it comes to Mr Dillon.

[@ajc4132]

We need more of the Pig on a daily basis… yes or yes

[@richardpilskicnn2942]

Thank you Tim for your service

[@11shovel11]

Tim's east coast accent always comes out when he says "HORROR"...

[@countryboyred]

Horrah!

[@ShantyIrishman]

He’s from Lawn Guy Land

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

East coast? You realize that the east coast includes the Carolinas right? We talk very different than northern east coast people. We pronounce "horror" kinda like "whore" which is even funnier.

[@eskimointhisworld]

As it should be

[@thatguydownthestreet8036]

Tim: "What does Memorial day mean to you?" Ben: So much.... so much Tim: Correct Laugjed for 5 mi uted

[@goldencheese7247]

What does mean Memorial day to you? *bored* "so much... So much" Dillon: Correct. 😂👌🏻😂

[@jlc394]

“we listen but won’t be swayed by public opinion” -fake biz motto

[@davidgalstyan8239]

You know you have an unhealthy relationship with a podcast when you keep being under 100 views territory

[@azile666]

I am the same, every weekend when it comes up in my feed, it will be like "9 minutes ago" and I am like "YES!". Literally my favorite podcast every week.

[@davidgalstyan8239]

@@azile666 I used to get fuck up in college on saturdays, now i comment on podcasts that are for undiagnosed mentally ill people. life has its ways to laugh at us

[@saucenflow]

was here at 12 likes 0 views i need help

[@MNizamee]

@@davidgalstyan8239 hey life in the big city

[@andyboy4444]

@@ryansreaction fellow piglet reporting for duty

[@azile666]

When it comes to the Olympics, I will quote President Trump: "BORING!"

[@TipsyFGC]

@@randylahey5463 not as funny, but did probably top 10 funniest things in history.

[@randylahey5463]

@@TipsyFGC Trump did a lot of fake business. That's for sure.

[@DarnThatDragon]

@@TipsyFGC "horse FAce" was gold.

[@TipsyFGC]

@@randylahey5463 he talked great for 4 years thats for sure!

[@SandraSmith-vb5pf]

MARATHON.OLYMPIAN.SEDENTARY.SATIRICAL.ATHLETIC.DECATHLON.M.O.S.S.A.D.

[@clavatikus]

After listening to Abby speak, I have only one question. “Tim, is that a v-neck shirt or did your massive head destroy yet another perfectly good Polo?”

[@tapatton9]

The V neck really accentuates his tits.

[@TheHeretic435]

So are you saying you're dumb, or?

[@halgalardinj]

The commentary over the music is the funniest part on any of his episodes to date.

[@kui_maina]

I hope to God that you havent started to pay Ben with real money.

[@trolrtkorjkhgjdn]

life in the big city

[@narcoskeptic]

he gets paid in CumRocket

[@j7543]

Don’t worry he is getting paid with sonic tips

[@kui_maina]

@@j7543 🤣🤣🤣 that sonic phonecall dam near killed me.

[@acetate909]

The IDF is my favorite to top the podium at the Apocalypse Olympics.

[@paulwhetstone0473]

Apocolympics?

[@areyoutheregoditsmedave]

They’ll light the ceremonial torch to start the games for sure

[@yankeepirate6039]

@@areyoutheregoditsmedave every single time

[@QuantumQuibbles]

The Olympocalypse?

[@CameronRounder]

I'm stoked to watch men pretend to be women and crush women in weight lifting

[@rosharma7443]

Men have been oppressed for too long

[@michaelhall5429]

@Shep Proudfoot the economy is ruined because of all the rich and powerful women who controlled the world for the last century.

[@imemberberry]

Alexa, play "Strong Woman" by Matt and Trey.

[@alex-qd6of]

@Shep Proudfoot you have capitalists, and the politicians who abet them, to thank for that.

[@juddgrossman7183]

@@alex-qd6of feminism too

[@Sare787]

"We're beyond self-parody." It has officially become a scary world.

[@Cookiecutter2346]

Tough times for comedians

[@mntwinsfan1988]

That olympic games bit when he talks over the music might be the funniest clip ive ever heard on youtube. Dude, that shit had me crying.

[@evanabbott2737]

“Until she discovered...pole vaulting!”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cruel-Spark]

Whenever Tim says “horror” I smile. He pronounces it the best!!

[@benjaminreyes3624]

I like his real estate accent

[@sonofjoanne1969]

'haah-rur'. yeah.

[@siegelife54]

"Haw-wer"

[@livewiiiiire]

HORRA

[@alejandrogn4]

Sounds like JFK

[@animeguru0305]

Baby boy getting a whole segment on Krystal & Saagar's last week on Rising? Attaboy👌🏼🌝

[@robthehitmanrude]

Unfortunately their show is now been cancelled

[@amandac7270]

What?! They are the only unbiased news channel and they were canceled?! We need more of them, not less. Unreal

[@DurzoBlunts]

@@amandac7270 unbiased? Anything but from Krystal on about 50% of her news pieces. Sagaar has his own opinion and you can blatantly hear it sometimes. Nothing wrong with that, but their show is by no means unbiased.

[@miked3087]

K & S are hoping the NYT will now do a hit piece on them. It'll send their viewership to the Moon!

[@edoe5915]

The Rising is my shit I saw their segment on Tim about that NYT hit piece

[@breezy8720]

This podcast is truly a gem. I can't bring into words how happy it makes me to get some distraction from normal life and work in form of this amazing comedy

[@cloudbloom]

This is fucking hilarious, when the Olympic music started I was dying😂😂

[@mntwinsfan1988]

Tim Dillon and Ben are the best duo in the biz. Watching Bens face when Tim starts saying something funny is hilarious.

[@grantwilson3154]

Another of Tim's prophecies came true... I ventured back out into the world post quarantine, rediscovered everything is shit, and this has now regularly become my Saturday nights. "Not a problem, Don't care!"

[@akrobatish]

hey, ....life in the big city

[@leorickt.9604]

I can finally listen to this not at 4am since im not working this weekend. Feels so good fuck work

[@genzcurmudgeon8037]

Work shall set you free

[@MNizamee]

ITS A VIBE

[@genzcurmudgeon8037]

@@HollerLogs not sure about that, all I know is that work shall set you free.

[@Abitflippant]

@@genzcurmudgeon8037 If you lower your need for commercial bullshit you're free much sooner.

[@JT-nc9uw]

I wish I had a job

[@adammarchand1162]

Hey Tim, just doing a piece on Lesbian B&B renters, would love to have a chat with you to get a feel of what they're like. Respectfully - Adam

[@doom7872]

Glad Tim is wanting to do shows in the UK, would definitely buy tickets whenever dates are announced.

[@crispymackbeats9456]

It’s fake business

[@Yabuddy53]

the olympic music rant was so funny i got a headache from smiling and trying to hold in my laughter so hard

[@Stranger_In_The_Alps]

Waiting for Tim to tell us the story about how he did the Butterfly stroke at Whitney’s house

[@mitchellcarlyle4395]

My routine is to watch old clips until the next podcast comes out 😍 so excited

[@TuskTheRipper96]

Same 😭😭😭

[@jerry-gees]

make sure you watch the tim dillon doing ray kump impression compilations. truly nothing funnier. especially vol 2

[@tomk37]

NBC is going to be lit during olympics can’t wait for the commercials

[@Buelr]

nice to know tim now has fans that use the word lit in their everyday vernacular

[@drayramirez9984]

Agreed, just wish NBC focussed less on athletes from other nations and more on boombastic patriotism.

[@VideoDreamLightShow]

Why ard you excited for commercials?

[@jboylanvt]

40% of the ads will be for antidepressants.

[@davidharrington8118]

Get that Peacock Timmy they are going to Be the spot for the Olympics

[@DrJuice1]

11:20 "What happens when she comes in 7th? It's back to the car" 🤣😂🤣 OMG that is so fuckin funny!!

[@ScoundrelSFB]

I lost my actual shit during that emotional and inspiring Olympic speech. Laughed so hard I dropped my keys and my phone in someone else's spit, and im not even mad.

[@kui_maina]

A guy from my country learnt to throw a javelin from youtube and went on to win a silver medal in the Olympics. Now thats a good background story.

[@andrewgrant5946]

Hunter Biden should be your special guest for the conference

[@miked3087]

He could pull out a laptop and say, "Here is my REAL laptop. I left that dummy one in the repair shop for you Rudy. Bwahahahahahaha...." And then snort a big fat rail right off the conference table.

[@scottdavis4388]

@@miked3087 I can only hope Tim gets to interview hunter.

[@josiahclarke3535]

@@scottdavis4388 He can offer him some quality parmesana to give us a demonstration.

[@rworded]

The modern Olympics was started by a bunch of rich dudes in Europe, that competed against eachother because they had nothing better to do with their time. The ancient Greek Olympics were war games essentially: Archery, Javelin, Shotput (Rock throwing), Running, all that shit. Now it's just a giant ad revenue machine.

[@rworded]

@Rad Ripley Hilarious.

[@snowblazed3442]

Abby is a legend, thanks for inviting her Tim, I really appreciate it.

[@chaim5397]

She spews bullshit. So amazing

[@TheWek6699]

Respect to Tim for the interview with Abby Martin. This show is legit and Tim is using his platform phenomenally.

[@afterhourpod]

Thanks for the read Tim! We’re not going anywhere!

[@RealNickDavis]

Can't wait for our next read.

[@BadT.V.]

We've got more shows if people are interested. You watch The Bachelor maybe?

[@RealNickDavis_]

Or possibly Bravo's hit show Below Deck?

[@TheDailyVedantic]

World's colliding. These are hands down my 2 favorite comedy shows.

[@BHP_farm]

Tim you always bring the Long Island vibes and I love it. One of my good buddies from uni was from Long Island, unique taste in comedy, definitely opened me up to new ways to laugh. Cheers man, looking forward to seeing you live in upstate NY!

[@jacobcooper1323]

I listen to the new episode every Sunday morning. It is now my "church" experience

[@gerryfolds7488]

Yes officer, there he is this one right here.

[@Hasan-zy2wd]

huge respect for abby. she’s not afraid to speak up for the oppressed 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@2011ADRO]

Exactly! that just makes me respect and love tim even more

[@bereal2366]

She is an Amazing Human being a true Journalist a Hero

[@stormbreak13]

56:25 "and the egyptian military is just as hostile, they cooperate with Israel".. why is that? Why doesn't egypt help the palestinians?

[@Elijah-pn1tm]

Lmao I mean they sort of do, she’s a pretty biased speaker and made a number of false assertions, wouldn’t be unexpected for her to get that wrong too

[@IWaxBux]

@@Elijah-pn1tm she's not wrong, egypt borders closed for gaza and very cooperative with israel, sometimes aid comes through egypt but not the Egyptian government

[@thriftyhs28]

Elijah76 she’s not biased. What she said was right... a quick google search would tell u what Egypt has been doing.

[@nohmehari947]

@@Elijah-pn1tm stop lying

[@Blashmack]

Egypt probably feels that Gaza is a pain in the ass and wants nothing to do with it. They had their own issues with the Muslim Brotherhood previously, maybe Egypt is not so fond of Hamas.

[@pdizzle5046]

I want the porch back in the dark abyss

[@planecrashcorner7283]

The porch days had a way better, more fun vibe

[@a.k.4o]

That's boarder line racist

[@PrairieSundog]

@@a.k.4o "get back on the porch you ol dark abyss"

[@a.k.4o]

@@PrairieSundog 🤣

[@gerbel01]

@@randylahey5463 or while at a pizza hut buffet

[@AnnusMirabilus]

4:25 "Do adults still watch the Olympics? Does anyone care?" I think the last time I really watched the Olympics was when the NBA Dream Team assembled for the first time during the early '90s. I HATE fake enthusiasm for it-- I hate when the media trends things about "athletes" I've never heard of and will never hear of again during this time.

[@Abitflippant]

I just catch the highlights like I do for the NBA & NFL. Don't even get me started on the MLB snooze fest

[@miked3087]

I only watch it for the curling event. I drink Canadian Whiskey and get as drunk as the Canadian team. Though smashed, they usually win.

[@Abitflippant]

@Walter U. Talmbaut-Willis I like watching the speed skaters in the winter games sometimes, I would give a summer version with roller blades a look for sure.

[@shrewmastercomics]

Friends is too offensive for these people now... That's insane.

[@elliotwilliams7421]

I remember watching sitcoms from the 60s and 70s in the 90s when I was a teenager. A lot of that stuff could be deemed 'offensive' but you took it as a by gone era and realise people learn and change. Doesn't mean the sitcom wasn't funny or good or you shouldn't appreciate the writing. When you think about the positive influence friends had on society, strong female characters who probably opened the door for things like sex and the city, it crazy to be offended. On a positive note, my sister in law, who is 15, loves friends, can quote almost every episode. It's been shown on TV for years and the younger school age kids have caught the bug. So hopefully some of the younger ones are starting to be more realistic. Kids aged 18 and under tend towards he kids of those of us who grew up in the 80s and 90s when the world wasn't woke. Woke brigade are kids of parents who grew up in the 60s and 70s, hippy generation

[@patrickrooney9376]

The glasses actually help the comedy , adds something to the delivery .

[@chulaxkaraoke3220]

I think it takes away

[@jamesdot87]

Tim Dillon: Friends did a reunion show which was completely unnecessary... 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[@Sidelinefighter-expert]

I can’t believe Tim Dillion now owns Joe Rogan Inc. He pushed him out of LA and had him removed from KZbin, he forced Joe into shitty Austin and now has attacked when Joe is broke and brought out JRE INC. All hail the heavy weight champ of the comedic game & podcast world, Tim (take your lunch ) Dillion

[@Cruel-Spark]

TD before I even turn the coffee on!! That’s saying a lot. Let’s get this Sunday sermon going!

[@asdfasfasdfful]

Cant believe he pulled Abby Martin, 🤣 He’s the 🐐

[@thegreatpotenza3034]

Abby is super dope. I could listen to that woman talk all day.

[@S_Padival]

*cough* Joe Rogan (she’s been on JRE a couple of times) *cough*

[@Abitflippant]

@@S_Padival she's on a bunch of podcasts if you're a fan.

[@asdfasfasdfful]

All of you misunderstand, it’s pretty well known Tim Dillon’s opinions, he keeps getting guests that completely malign with him politically, but are forced to do his show because of all of the traction he’s getting, just like the woman from Red Scare

[@eemoogee160]

@@asdfasfasdfful ... Okay~ ...

[@rogersockwell]

Tragic athlete stories set to pumped olympic music was pure LMFAO magic. Tim is a genius!

[@OutlierConcepts]

"We're not exactly accusing her....but we're not exactly exempting her..."

[@rosharma7443]

Patrice refused to learn jeselniks name, and for good reason.

[@rosharma7443]

@Walter U. Talmbaut-Willis he knew from day 1!

[@rosharma7443]

@Walter U. Talmbaut-Willis RIP BIG PIMP

[@grassavoider]

Damn this made me bummed out lol i always knew there was a reason i didnt like his shit

[@barackobama3719]

tim is more of a journalist than anyone on MSM lol

[@digitalsalsas]

My heart sings whenever Tim dumps on chris gethard

[@jimcake180]

her documentary is the first one that pops up when you search for "gaza fights for freedom"...

[@Bf2142Samuel7777]

"and Then he found his sister ..and shee.." Tim Dillon is an escaped insane asylum patient in the best way.

[@2FadeMusic]

i was actually fucking dying at that whole bit, best part of this ep

[@Mark_Ocain]

Oh Amy Martin!..I remember her from her days with RT! She always struck me a little 'bolshie' though LOL

[@SAFbikes]

The former government propagandist is now just honest as the day is long ;)

[@arisenryan]

Russian Bolshevism was run by small hat nose people

[@PhilDM]

Every time I see a vacant stunning estate off in the hills I imagine Tim walking out of one with a powdered nose trying to sell me it. 😭😭😂

[@quinnh3008]

Tim: "Without further ado everybody, the one, the only, Abby Martin!" Narrator: "There was further ado."

[@smokeyliver5736]

@Dark Side and Israel is apartheid

[@s1thpunk]

Tim is really good at having serious conversations while maintaining ridiculousness.

[@Eastbayrob]

The Peter Schiff Harvey Dent thing absolutely cracked me up. He is so right he has called 9 of the last two recessions. 😂

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

Tim looking fine AF here.

[@357-swagnumultramagax9]

He’s fucking fine bro!

[@Grilledhotchips]

Tim "ironically something he should've done years before" Dillon

[@Shikhar_]

Dude! Abby & Tim are my favorite guest on Joe Rogan's Podcast. This crossover is epic!

[@downforwardlight]

This show is getting better and better.

[@travismartinez9337]

Props for having Abby on!!

[@surfingnerd621]

“Enjoy the long weekend” - Kuntmala Harrytits

[@B-RaDD]

As much as I'm not a fan of the current administration when I saw an article about her getting push back on her tweet I was like "yes" then I saw the tweet and it's just dumb on both sides about what people get "push back" for

[@surfingnerd621]

@@B-RaDD it isn’t stupid to the families who lost loved ones. It isn’t stupid when it’s the VP of the USA, it isn’t stupid that we’re all able to have a long weekend because of these heroes. I’m not a big military guy, hate war, but I can honor and respect the sacrifices. However I do agree that most of the back and forth between left and right is more often stupid than not.

[@duyduhh3798]

Karmella Headgame

[@maximusaralieous1728]

@@B-RaDD nah, she knew what she was doing with that tweet, especially after the controversy with her not saluting service members a month or so before. We know Kamala isn't stupid, she was a DA, so it wasn't tone deaf or an accident, it was surely intentional. It's political office 101 haha.

[@alex-qd6of]

"They're all suckers " Dumbo el Trumpo

[@hurrifanc.3434]

I didn't think I could love Tim more and then he brings on the Goddess Abby Martin.

[@thekeystone7963]

She seems quite uneducated. Her comments regarding the Prime Minister of Israel, “he’s been fucking President forever”.

[@redacted5035]

@@thekeystone7963 yeah but she's hot so 🤷🏾

[@ThousandIsland_stare]

@@thekeystone7963 She’s not wrong even other far right Israeli politicians have called him a tyrant dictator

[@hurrifanc.3434]

@@thekeystone7963 you clearly don't know what you're talking about! It's ironic because you're ignorant of her education.

[@elemkay5104]

@@thekeystone7963 One flippant comment on a comic's podcast is a poor basis for that sort of judgement. There are hours and hours on very well researched reports she's done on Israel and many other topics.

[@III-vg4dp]

Tim and Abby could be an alliance that changes the world.

[@357-swagnumultramagax9]

Tim and David goggins would be interesting

[@III-vg4dp]

@@357-swagnumultramagax9 That's why Tim is good, he can make most people entertaining. Potentially, even Goggins.

[@III-vg4dp]

I'd rather give myself physical pain than try and pretend I care about what Goggins has to say. There are far more interesting mentally stunted obsessed people that Tim could interact with who deserve some popularity. I get what you're saying though.

[@victoriano7507]

What does memorial day mean to you..(rushes back to mic) "so much" bahahahhaha right away u got me

[@SuperSenis]

@13:58 "...people think it's important, but it's not." Queue up the record low viewing numbers. haha

[@SuperSenis]

When life is a tragedy, sports are a jerk-off session.